I...I am a monument to all your sins...

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

8000 soldiers!

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Too much to write; too little time

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.