Dan vs Ponies

by LimeLight

First published

Dan wakes up in questria, hijinks ensue,

When Dan awakes to find himself outside, surrounded by equines, and trees. He knows something is off, but what could possibly happening. Action, drama, romance, and fantastical humor all await him along his journey home, maybe. most likely he'll just get mad and burn things until someone gets rid of him.

I originally wrote this, and upped it to googledocs several months ago, but finally decided to start writing again, and having found this site to be much MUCH more convenient of a way to share this shameless literary masturbation I've decided to reup what I have here, and finally begin again

I would like to point out as well, this fic is NOT inspired by the dan vs FIM tumblr, The tumblr started a month ago, but if you look at the original post date of this to google, you'll see that I upped it in the middle of december. :3

Introduction

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The sun was shining brightly that morning when Dan awoke, that would’ve struck him as odd if he weren’t so tired yet, as it were he simply wrote it off as him leaving a window shade open the night before. Yawning loudly he reached out to pet his adorable bundle of a cat Mr. Mumbles, in the place of fur or his stiff blanket he instead felt a soft patch of grass. This served to be enough of a shock to launch him out of his early morning grogginess. Jumping quickly to his feet he began to observe his surroundings, it quickly became clear that he wasn’t certainly not in his apartment , and from the number of trees surrounding him he had his doubts that he was even in America.

Shocked by this revelation, and he quickly began to run through the events that had transpired the day before. He’d found his car once again damaged, the obvious perpetrator had been quickly identified and most of the day was spent planning out and putting in motion his plan of revenge, afterwards Chris and himself had stopped at Burgerphile for some dinner before he went back home and promptly went to bed. Nothing had occurred that would lead to him waking up in a strange place, though this was not to uncommon for him there was usually a reason behind it.

He shook the memories of the past day from his mind before looking around him once again. That was when he saw them, surrounding him with anxious and nervous eyes that never left him where what appeared to be horses, only smaller, and he was almost certain horses weren’t that colorful nor did the whisper to each other. Yes, there was no mistaking it; small colorful talking horses surrounded him. This was certainly not normal.

Dan quickly reached into his pocket, pulled out his cellphone, and dialed his friend Chris all the while keeping an eye on the strange creatures surrounding him. The phone rang and rang for what seemed like five full minutes before he became frustrated with waiting and hung up before angrily hurling his phone into a grove of trees nearby.
Who did he think he was? Didn’t he know he was in trouble here? How dare he not answer his call. This line of thinking quickly ended when he heard a feminine voice call out from the distance.
“He what’s with the commotion out here?” it asked. “Oh I’m sure there nothing to worry about” it continued after receiving a muffled reply. He could see it pushing itself through the throng of ponies surround him, it appeared to be a small purple lizard, but it froze once it laid eyes on Dan. For a few moments they stood like that staring at one another before the lizard turned tail and ran screaming out loudly “TWWIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIGHT!”