Robot Creator!
"Okay girls, here's my invention I made to help me find orange!"
Pinkie said as she bounced to the next room with her confused friends following.
"Who in Equestria is orange?" Whispered Twilight to the others who were wondering the same thing, Rainbow quickly remembered who "Orange" was.
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Rainbow Dash was flying over Sugar cube Corner to meet Pinkie Pie because Pinkie said she wanted to show her the coolest thing ever, she was nearly there when she heard the most weirdest sound over.
"See ya everyone I gotta get going"
"Yeah, but I'm an orange but I'm rushing"
"Gotta get down to the fruit stop, gotta tell some puns to my friends
Rainbow didn't hear the rest because laughing broke through the air, she flew straight were the laughing came from and found pinkie on the ground laughing like crazy.
"What in the hay is that noise?!" Said Rainbow as she looked at Pinkie confused, Pinkie stopped laughing immediately as Rainbow said that.
"Come here dash i'll show you! Your going to laugh your wings off!" Pinkie said as she grabbed Rainbow and ran to her computer
"Here now watch this!" She said and clicked the video with her mouse.
"How did you... never mind." Rainbow said.
The video started
2 minutes later...
Pinkie was laughing on the ground once more as Rainbow stared at the screen wondering what the buck she just saw.
"Wasn't it funny dashie?" Pinkie said while laughing
"Ummm ya hilarious" Rainbow said sarcastically, which Pinkie stopped laughing wiping a tear from her eye.
"Well I have to go, my boss will get mad at me if I don't clear the sky." Rainbow said as she sprung out her wings and flew off as fast as she can
"Bye Dashie!" Yelled Pinkie at the top of her lungs as she went to the cupboard and pulled out an orange,setting it on her computer
"What do you think was her problem?"Pinkie asked the orange
"I don't know maybe she was under the weather hahaha!."
The orange replied with a laugh "Bwahahahaha!" Pinkie laughed, even though she didn't understand the joke., She was to busy laughing to notice orange rolling out the door.
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she facehoofed and continuing walking in the room with the others, muttering to herself.
"Excuse me darling but who is orange?" Rarity asked confused like the others.
"He's a talking Orange." She said pulling in a cart in with a sheet over it, rarity stood there more confused than ever.
"Girls, it's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie." Twilight said to the others.
"Okay here he is!" Pinkie shouted and yanked the sheet off, there stood a pony entirely made of metal with a antenna sticking out of it's head.
"Ooopsie I almost forgot! Your cutie mark!" Pinkie said as she taped a beer can cutie mark on its flank.
"What in Celestia's name is that thing!?" the four exclaimed.
"Pinkie that thing looks hideous!" Rainbow said as she went up to it.
At that very moment the metal ponies eyes shot open which made rainbow jump and fall on the floor startled
"Well look who's talking lesbo." The metal pony replied in a colt voice, rainbow stood there until realization hit her.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Rainbow yelled at the top of her lungs and was prepared to leap on him but felt a tug on her tail.
"Dashie calm down! I'm still teaching him to be nice!" Pinkie said as she tugged on rainbow's tail and let go when rainbow calmed down.
"This is bender!" She explained as she hoped over to bender's side
"I made him to help me find orange." She said as she hugged bender only to be shoved away.
"Don't fucking touch me!"
Bender replied as he stomped out of the room.
"Nopony talks to Pinkie like that!" Rainbow said with anger welling up inside of her
"Bite my shiny metal flank!"
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The Cutie Mark Crusaders were walking to sugar cube corner to get a bite to eat before the talent show at school which starts in a few hours and they needed to get their act together fast.
"Hurry up girls as soon as we eat, we'll think of something to do!"
Scootaloo said as she ran in sugar cube corner while the other two crusaders followed behind walking.
"Wait up scootaloo!" Sweetie belle and Apple bloom ran in wanting to catch up with their fellow friend.
"Scootaloo? Scoot where are you?" The two looked around expecting to see scootaloo sitting down on a table waiting for them but she was not there.
Sweetie belle felt like something was wrong but she could not put her hoof on it.
"BOO!"
"Ahhhhh!
Screamed the two crusaders as scootaloo said "boo" behind the two which startled them.
"You guys should have seen the looks on your faces!" Laughed Scootaloo
Apple bloom got up and dusted herself off as she grumbled to herself but stopped to help Sweetie Belle.
(I can't do apple bloom's accent sorry :p)
"Now's is not the time to mess around we have to come up with an idea for the talent show!"
Exclaimed Apple bloom as she sat down on a nearby table.
"Hey blank flanks!"
A voice said making all three crusaders turn around to the entrance of sugar cube corner.
It was none other than Diamond tiara and Silver spoon.
"What do you want?" Scootaloo growled as she saw them walking towards them.
"Just wanted to tell you that you shouldn't bother coming to the talent show tonight."
Sneered Silver spoon as she followed behind Diamond.
"Why shouldn't we?" Sweetie belle said quietly wanting to end the conversation as soon as possible.
"Because me and Silver Spoon are going to win that's why."
Before eitheir filly could reply a loud crash was heard from the kitchen of the bakery and shouting.
"Let me at him!"
"No dashie!"
"I'm unstoppable!"
All three crusaders including Diamond tiara and Silver spoon covered their ears with their hooves trying to block out the noise.
Suddenly a metal pony ran pass all five fillies making them spin around for a few seconds before they fell to the ground.
"Who was that?" Scootaloo said to no one in particular
In the faint distance all of them heard somepony shout "Your Mama."