Super Internet Ponies

by ininbbtfctub

First published

Internet celeberies get send to equestria.

"I pressed enter to post my video and I got knocked out.
who's that? Nanners? Sparklez? Simon? Lewis? FREDDIE?"

Gone

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_____________________________________Freddiew______________________________

Freddie woke up at 8'o clock, started his usual morning routine. Brush, shower, eat, same old same old. The more he thought, the more drab his apartment looked "I should really paint this place" he sighed. His friend, ran up and asked "Dude! Footage is done rendering!" He went to finish his newest video, guns, video effects and LOTS of work. He planned on finishing, and uploading it, today. He went to his giant powerful desktop, added and synchronized the music, and waited the 19 hours it took to render. Freddie looked at the calender, December 21 2012. "pfft... end of the world my ass..." the computer beeped, showing it had finished. He loaded up google chrome, went onto his account, opened up video manager and pressed enter...

_____________________________________Smosh______________________________

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What?" "DUN DUN DUN ITS MAILTIME WITH SMAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH" "Okay, what we gots to open today!" they grabbed another pokemon letter, uggh they got so many of these and they were always either a pikachu or a mudkip, unoriginal. They opened it up "Pika! Pika! PikaAHHHHGGGGGH!!!" Ian cut the top of its head and poured out its contents into his mouth, acting like he was eating brains. Out poured 5 booster packs of pokemon. "Oh mah gawd, we gots the Pokechu!" Anthony exclaimed as he opened up one of the packs. Mail, Mail, Mail, Death threat, more Mail, anthrax, cookies, done! Time to upload! (As Mailtime with Smosh takes one week before upload to youtube, pretend they upload to both simultaneity.) Ian posted the video and BAM on the floor "Ian?! IAN!? getting sleepy fellin" *thud*

_____________________________________Yogscast______________________________

"LEWIS, WE NEED MORE JAFFA CAKES!!!!!" "Busy Simon! *sigh* anyways *click* Hello and welcome to the Yogscast, we are here discussing the newest snapshot, Simon is busy (Where is the tea!)... anyways *click*" "Oh, are we doing the snapshot today?" "Yes Simon, we are" "oh... sorry..." *click* "Hello and welcome to the Yogscast! Here we are, on our server... We're playing the new weekly snapshot" "It's like a new gaaaame!" "We say that every time don't we?" Ocoleots scare creepers, jungle biomes and bottle of xp's. Uploading took forever, all they have to do is confirm...

_____________________________________Tobuscus/Gabescus______________________________

No matter whats going on, Toby always finds a way to entertain himself, today he was filming one of his lazy blogs and noticed some THE END IS NEIGH!!! people and mocked them. "Ha, Ha Ha! dumb 2012 people, the world ain't gonna end just because of twelves. Bless your face, if you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace Out! Okay, now how do I do this upload I Phone thingy? *beep* getting sleepy" "that's a fail, that's a knockout gas ko'ing Tobuscus fail..." Tobuscus whispered while he slowly lost consciousnesses. "What the fuck is going on her *thud*" Gabescus fainted.

****BREAKING NEWS****
10 Internet celebrities all gone! All 10 have been Identifyed at least
Gabescus, Tobuscus, Simon and Lewis of the Yogscast, Ian and Anthony of Smosh, Freddiew, CaptianSparklez, Seananners and Egoraptor!

Discord

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The entire group was on the possible floor, they were in a white void, no end in sight.
"*sigh* where am I?" Lewis asked
"Lewis? Lewis is that you?" Simon replied
"Simon, what the hell's happening, did you diggy diggy the universe again?" Lewis jokingly asked
"The... Yogscast?" CaptianSparklez said as he regained consciousness
"Sparklez? Is that you?" Seananners said to Sparklez
"heh, all we're missing is Pbat and Inthelittlewood..." CaptianSparkez said
"heheheh, Pbat and inthelittlewood?" *snap* *thud* on the floor lied PaperBatVG.
"What the fuck?" they all said
"Pbat?" *snap* *thud* "Inthelittlewood too?"
"Where the hell am I? I just finished my video on project rovoxia!" Pbat said. He looked around to find just a white void
"We don't know either Pbat" Captian Sparklez Replied
"Why are we using our youtube names?" Pbat asked
"So readers can identify us!" Tobuscus answered
"Toby, are you sure your okay?" Ian asked
"As sure as Ezio is awesome!"
*snap* *flash* "Hello everyone! Or should I say everypony?" *snap* *flash* the entire group was blinded for a moment and tried to comprehend what happened.
"What happened?" Ian asked
"Why am I looking at 11 colorful horses?" Freddie asked
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!" Toby yelled
"Who the fuck are you?" Sparklez asked the snake like figure standing in front of them
"Well, I have many names, most notably Discord, god of chaos"
"God, of chaos? What the fuck are you doing with 12 internet celeberies" Sparklez Asked with bravery
"Chaos, of course! If you're gone on the alleged end of the world, people will panic and start a whole mess! So fun!"
"What did you just do?" Sparklez was the only one that had the bravery to ask.
"Well, we cant have THAT much oddities in Equestria, I'm a god of chaos not Sheogorath....
"Wait... if you know about Sheogorath, you must play skyrim!" Tobuscus pondered.
"Know him? I am him!" *snap* *flash* Discord put on his Sheogorath costume
"See?!" "You still haven't answered our question Discord! Stop stalling!" Captian Sparklez yelled
"Okay okay okay!" *snap* Discord switched back to his regular form "For internet stars, you are BOORING! Okay, I turned you humans into ponies because I can!"
Gasps were heard all around
"PONIES?! THE MY LITTLE PONY UNIVERSE EXISTS?!!!" Sparklez Yelled
"♫Pony pony sparkle pony dwarfy pony...♫" Tobuscus started singing
"Toby, shut up, you're not helping" Anthony told Tobuscus.
"♫...Annoying Anthony Smosh pony♫"
"SHUT UP" the 2 Smosh ponies yelled in unison.
"♫Annoying double Smosh ponies dampening my mood♫"
*SLAP*
"Haha! Theres the youtubers I know!" Discord laughed.
"Oh, you will really cause chaos in equestria"
A snap and a flash of light signed they were teleported, what may cause of this, how will Twilight Sparkle say about Discords magic, will Tobuscus disintegrate the forth wall with Pinkie Pie? Find out on the next amazing chapter of SUPER INTERNET PONIES

♫ My Little Pony
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♫ My Little Pony
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♫ My Little Pony
♫FRRRIIIIEEENNNDDDSSS

Bearings

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Once again our heroes were on the floor knocked out, Sparklez was the first to wake up. Thinking it was all a dream he tried to get on his feet, he didn't have feet
"What the fuck?" He got up on all fours and found he was a blue green unicorn pony, video game controller for a cutie mark.
"Am I still dreaming?" he said
"Lydia! No! No Sword!" Toby said, still asleep.
Simon got up and exactly like Sparklez thought it was a dream. He was a rust-colored earth pony, shovel and pick for a cutie mark, he looked at this, and noticed a shovel. A grin appeared on his face.
"♪I'm a pony and I'm digging a hole, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE I'm digging a hole♪" he sang, while doing a little digging
"What in tarnation is going on over there?" Applejack said, looking out on a beautiful sunrise. A look of horror came upon her. " THEY'RE UPROOTING MAH TREE!!!!" Applejack said dramatically. She dashed, fast enough to cause a sonic rainboom down the stairs In the blink of an eye she was at the field, in half of a blink she was standing right in front of Simon, who was still singing.
"♪I'm a pony and I'm digging a hole, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE I'm digging a hole♪" he sang,
"Stop that! you're digging up my saplings!" she yelled at Simon
"Oh my god its that apple pony" he said when he looked up
*Hoofslap* "Ow, what was that for?" the dwarf asked
"NO ONE TOUCHES APPLE SAPLINGS!" she yelled.
"Okay, ow for ponies you slap f**king hard!" (oh yah, I sensoring it now)
"You better not do that again. erm... are your friends okay?" She asked
"Just knocked out, do you know of a hospital nearby?" Applejack pointed north

"Toby, Toby, TOBY WAKE UP!!!" Sparklez yelled at Tobuscus
"uhh...uhh Lydia! Lydia! bandit! Get my Shword!" Tobuscus yelled as he woke up
*hoofslap* "Thats for being annoying while we were in purgatory!" Ian said
"Well f**k you too sir!"
Ian's hoof contacted with Toby's face and the fight began between a green pegasus and a brown pegasus
"NURSE!!!" Sparklez and Simon yelled
"PULL!!!" One doctor said
"CELESTIA THEY'RE HEAVY!!!" a nurse said
It took an entire hospital to pry the fighting pegasuses. After they pried the 2 apart they shoved a cold hard hoof in their a**es
They walked around ponyville and Pinkie Pie saw them. 12 parties started being planned as soon as she saw Tobuscus
"Hey look its Pinkie Pie!" Simon said to the group.
"Pinkie Pie do you know of a place we can..."
"GAAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPPP" Pinkie Pie flew away from the group

Twilight had been called to Celestia to discuss her lessons.
"Twilight, I called you here to tell you that Discord, even though incased in stone has still been active." The sun princess told the purple unicorn
"But, the elements!" Twilight said flabbergasted
"The elements took care of him here, according to the activity we've been reading, he's been acting in other worlds, most notably a world called earth."
Twilight's face had a look of horror
"WHAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN OLD MARES TALE!!!"
My Little Pony
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My Little Pony
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FFFRRRIIIEEENNNDDDSSS