It was a long day for Pinkie Pe today as she made her way through Sugar Cub Corner, she had been drawing colorful pictures with her black pen.
“I wonder what Twiligt is up too?” she screamed at Lyra.
“Pinkie Pe, pleas don’t scream at muh,” cried Lyra.
Pinkie Pe jumped onto Lyra’s head and bounced up and down for 3 hours.
“You have messed up my hair,” said Lyra.
“It’s fine, we can ask Raritity to make you some more,” Pinkie Pe slapped Lyra in the face and they went to Sugar Cub Corner.
When they arrived at the Boutique, Raritatity jumped out and scared them.
“Now we must go fight dregons,” said Applejack.
“Where did you come form, Pearjack?
“I was taking to Appleblum and then Spike said we must go fight dargons.
She said.
They all gathered together and performed the sacred dragon fighting dance, a dragon appeared and they fought it.
“That was fun,” said Pinkie Pear.
“Let’s go play a fun joke on Granny Smith,” Grapejack, said, slowly.
And so they did.
Pinkie Pie had awoken after having such a horrible nightmare, the cold sweat dripping from her overly massive fivehead.
Twilink burst through the door and ran straight through the window, falling to the ground.
“Serves you right, you silly bear!” shouted the door.
Twilight burst through the door again and ran through the door.
“Pinkie Pi, come quick!,. “ she snapped, pinkies neck.
“Oh no, I have killed you Pinkie Pie. I am heartbroken,” said Twilt.
Pinkie Pie suddenly vanished and then came back all in one piece. She looked at Twilight, who was very merrily standing there.
“Today is the day, we are going to adventure to the Everfree Forest and look for some green grass. I hear it is almost impossible to find that particuler color of grassm but we will not say no the no finding the blue grass that is actually green and not yellow.”
“Okay, let’s go,” said door.
“No, Door. You can not come with because you have no legs because you are a door,” said Twilight.
“I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend you with my disability, I was born without my legs ever since I was born. My father was an oak tree and my mother was an oak tree, also. It simply burdens me to see myself like this, just swaying back and fifth all of the time.” cried Door.
“Pls don’t cry Door, I was only trying to be nice. I am your mother,” said Twilight.
Three days later, the Door and Twilight finally settled into there new home. Every time you would walk past, the door would say hello and you would say hello back because it is a door and that, is the nice thing to do.
“Pinker Po, have you seen Rainbow Dash?” asked Twilight.
“Yes,” said Pinkie Pe.
“Where is she?” Twilight asked again.
“I don’t know,” said Pinkie Pe.
“Well I will go find her, and we will go on and adventure.” Twilight did a spell and went away.
Rainbow Dash was tending to her cloud appreciation day ceremony, Twilight came on her and she was disgusted.
“That was not nice Twiligt, why would you do this to me, I will never fogive you.” said a sticky Raindow Dash.
“Oh,” said Twilight.
After Twilight had gave Rainbow Dash a golden shower, they started their journey to Everfree Forest. It was not long before they arrived.
Three hours later, the finally arrived at the Everfree Forest, the stood there and waited for Pinkie Pe and Raritatity.
“I don’t think they are coming, Twilight.” said stick Dash.
“That is disgusting Rainbow, how could you talk about such a thing at a time like this.” said a squrrel.
Rainbow kicked the squirell and it exploded.
“I am sorry we are late, Pinkie Pe was playing arts and crafts and paint with the Crusaders,” said Rarity.
The all went in to the forest.
It was dark and scary in the foraust, so scary that Rarity turned around and decided to turn back around. They all knew what evil creatures lay for them in the depths of the fortest.
“Look, over there,” shoted Dash.
“Oh no, Fluttershy is being attacked by a drugon.”
They all went and attack the drugon, Rainbow Dash was punched in the butt and flew to the hospital because it hurt. The dragon bean to attack Twilight so she stabbed it in the face with her horn, it died.
“Fluttershy, why would you be out here all by yourself. You know how dangerous the Everfree Forest can be when you are alone,” shouted Twilight.
“I’m sad now Twilight, that dragon was my brother and I will never forgive you for what you did.” cried Fluuttershy.
“I’m sorry, Fluttershy. I did not know that he was your brother.” cried Twilght too.
“I forgive you,” said Fluttershy.
“Let us get out of here, we should go to the hospital and see if Rainbow Dash’s butt is okay,” said Raritity.
“That sound like a great plan, Rarity. We shall head over there right now,”
Twilight and the other arrived at the hospital, Rainbow was waiting for them outside.
“I have a hurt butt, Twilight. I can not adventure for 3 days.” she said.
“That is okay Rainbow Dash, we will wait three days before we go to the beach,” laughed Twilight.
Scootallo ran up to Rainbow Dash and was crying. She was punched in the face by Rainbow Dash.
“It is okay Scootaloo, I will be able to adventure in three days.” she said.
“That is great news, also, Sweetie Belle has been kidnapped by Cheerilee,” she cried.
“Blast it, we must adventure and get your sister back, Twilight.” said Rainbow.
“Okay, but Sweetie Bell is not my sister she is rarity sister.” Twilight went home and slept.
“I hope you feel better soon Rainbow Dash, we must adventure as soon as possible and find my sister. I will destroy Cheerilee when I find her,” screamed Raritity.
It was night in Canterlot, also it was dark. There were many ponies sleeping and going to bed.
“Are you ready to go kill Cheerilee?” asked Raritay
“I was born ready,” said Twilight
Twilight stood firm in her place as she moved around Carosel Boutique, placing varioas garments over her face.
“You look like one of those Equestrian terrorists, you know, the ones with swerds and stuff,” cried Rarity.
Twilight gigigled and then took all of the garments all off of her face, she then put them on Rarit’s face.
“Have these, the adventure might. be dangerous,” said Twilight.
“It’s fine, I made some diamond armor while you was away, Twilight.”
That is alright “said Twilight,”
“I just want you to know, Twilight-” Rarity jumped in the air.
“What it it?” cried Twilight.
“If I don’t make it, show her what for, and mean to be super eqUestrian legend,” she cried tears.
Twilight ran down and hugged Rarity, she hugged her some more and then let go, looking at her face.
They both stopped in shock as a strange knock answered the door.
“Why hello there Knock, is Twarity home?” said Haywick.
“I do not know, I am window,” said Knock who vanished into the night.
“Hello there girls, I came to point at various objects around your home and leave, I hope I am not leaving now.” said Haywick as he left.
“Well then Twilight, let us adventure to the lair of Cheerilee’s school,” said Rarite
“But won’t she be at home?” cried Twilight.
“Oh right, what a very good point,” said Rairty as he fell aslepp.
The next day Twilight burst through the window of the butique, glass flying everywhere. She rolled around on the grass for a few minutes before laughing and then went to wake Rarity up.
“Get up,” she sad.
“Okay,” replied Rarity.
Rarity slapped her face with her hand and then pointed her hoof at Twiligt.
“I forgot to make pancaks, Sweet Bell is going to kill me,” she cried.
“That is okay, Sweetie Bell is been kidnappa’d.” said Twilghty
“Oh. Yeah,” sai Rairty.
Rainbow Dasp flew in through the window and out the door.
“Well, let’s us not go not adventuring” SAid Rartiy.
Twilight put her armor on and Rarity pu her amor on too, they went to the door and Twilight gave it a kiss goodbye.
“Goodby, my love,” she cried cats.
“I will miss you more than everthing,” said Door.
Raritay and Twiligh left for Cheerilee's Schol, there hearts and mindes set for the epic adventure which lay ahead.
It was the derk hours of the night outiside of the school, Twilight and Raritay were currently waiting for any sign of the devil herself.
The divle thatt also went by the name of Cherrylee was walking through the classroom.
“Duck, Rarity. Her she coms,” said Twilight as she struked some gress.
Both Rarity and the duck hit the deck as Cheerilee entered the school.
Twilight luked a round for any sign of the coastal clear, she picked up Rarity, Rarity Picked up the duck, then they jumpered through the windowe. The four of them landed with a hard food as they hit the floor.
“Oh,” said the window.
Twilight opened the classroom dor and climbed through the door as she entered the door to the hallway. They all looked around for any clues that would help them find Sweetie Balls.
“Twilight!” Shouted, at rarity. Really loudly. And Rarity didn’t, know why.
“Twilight, what the ferk are you doing,” Shouted the duck, who was on Rarity’s headface.
They all suddenly stopped as a large noise walked past them. They decided to follow this strange noise and stumbled across a large Metallica door with an ever larger voice activated password.
“We must find them clues, cosigottagotakecocainagain,” said Rarty
“Rarty, stay on the subject of finding your dead sister you slutty whore,” snapped Twilight.
“Password acceptada’d,” booped the beeper.
The largest metal doors oppa’nd, and out stepped a member of Steps who did a gay jig and then vanished.
“Gotta go fast!” Screamed Rarity as she shot off down the large metallic shaft, which went undergorund.
The soon arrived at the bottom of the shaft, a small room which had but four doors.
The Green Door
The Blue Door
The Not A Door Door
Cheerilee’s Evil Lair
“Let’s try this one,” said Twilight as she entered the Green door.
The huge doors swung open and revealed absolutely nothing except a green room filled with various green objects. Rarity bounced into the room and picked up a packet of green marbles.
“These look smashing,” she piped gleefully.
“It’s not nice when people snoop around on my property,” boomed the voice from the loudspeaker.
Both Rarity and Twilight jumped very high and smashed into the ceiling. They laned on the floor with an incredible thud.
“I take it you both understood, that snooping around won’t do you any good and if it makes you feel any better, I left you some wood,” boomed the voice again.
“There is nothing here except green things,” pouted Rarity.
“Try the Not A Door Door,” said the voice.
Twilight pressed the button on the wall and the large blue doors creaked open, inside there was nothing but wood. The room even had a poster of Elijah Wood on the far wall at the back.
“What do we do?” cried Rarity.
“Rarity, repeat after me!” said Twilit
“After me,” said Rarity.
“Good job,” said Twilight, tapping Rarity on the face with some wood.
“Ikkeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa,” shouted Rarity as a light-bulb smashed into her head.
(She gathered all of the wood and used her magic to make some sort of key or something, I honestly don’t know how she did it. I mean... She’s a fucking fashionista not a reject member from the TV series Lost.)
“Done,” said Rarity, she turned around holding a giant metal key.
(See what I mean, it makes no sense at all. This bitch was using nothing but wood and marbles, how in Equestria did she make a metal key from all that?)