> Deadpool and Pinkie Pie
>  by Dashzilla93
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> Deadpool vs. Gilda
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“Ok, come on little duckies. It’s just a little further” said Fluttershy as she led a line of duck through Ponyville. But, as she was leading the ducks while walking backwards, Gilda appeared behind her and bumped into her.

“Hey!” Gilda looked down at Fluttershy.

“Please excuse me” said Fluttershy turning around to face Gilda.

“I’m walking here” Gilda said aggressively.

“Oh, um, I’m sorry. I was just trying to…” 

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Why don’t you just watch where you're going, doofus” Gilda walks up to Fluttershy and scaring the ducks away, while Fluttershy is backing away.

“But, but, I…”

Gilda opens her mouth and inhales. But as she was about to roar at Fluttershy, a hand appear out of nowhere and grabs a hold of Gilda's face, covering her mouth.

Fluttershy gasps and looks to her left. Gilda narrows her eyes and looks up to see a crimson figure stand beside her and Fluttershy, looking at her.

“Shh, there are two baby ponies trying to sleep. And, if you roar, you will wake them up, and if you wake them up, they will start crying, and if they start crying, I’ll punch you right in between the eyes!” said the crimson figure putting a finger on its mouth.

Fluttershy backs away more and looks at the crimson creature. Gilda makes an angry look and shoves the crimson creatures arm away.

“Look pal, just who do you think you are?”

“I’m the crimson assassin, the merc with the mouth, the one that’s better than Wolverine, the one that should get a cupcake, I am Deadpool”

“More like, the freak that won’t shut up.” Gilda said, under her breath.

“Says the thing that’s half bird, half cat, should really see a doctor cause I have no idea what the heck you are.” said Deadpool.

“I’m a griffon, stupid”

“Peter Griffon?” 

“What? No, you idiot, I’m Gilda”

“You have gills? Your part fish! Ok, now you really need to see a doctor” Deadpool points at Gilda.

“I’m not a fish. I’m a griffon”

“And that’s a pony with wings”  Deadpool points at Fluttershy.

“Oh dear! Um, I’m a pegasus”  Fluttershy told Deadpool in a shy tone.

“No one asked you, doofus!” Gilda yelled.

“Hey, that adorable pony did nothing to you. Don’t be a termite in an anthill”

“Mind your own business, freak”

As Gilda was yelling, the baby fillies woke up from their naps, and started crying in the background.

“Great. You see what you did? You woke them up. Now those parents have to deal with those crying little blow horns all day”

While all of that was going on, Pinkie Pie sits next to a table and watches the event go on.

“Who is that? Well, whoever that is, I like him. He sounds funny, and he’s playing with Gilda.” Pinkie Pie said smiling and chuckling.

“I don’t care. Their just babies. I hate babies” she said as she yells at Deadpool at the top of her lungs.

“And babies hate you too, freak of nature”

“You're going to be dead meat if you don’t shut up”

“And you still need to see a doctor, because you are really starting to defy the laws of nature right now. And that’s Deadpool to you”

Pinkie Pie starts laughing and snorting at what Deadpool said and falls on her back, still laughing.

“What the heck?” Deadpool looks straight at Pinkie pie, seeing her laughing, and looks back at Gilda, only to see her reel back her fist and swing it.

“Did I forget to buy a napkin?” he thinks as Gilda punches him directly in the side of his face.

Deadpool turns and falls on his stomach. Fluttershy gasps and puts her hooves on her mouth. Pinkie Pie stops laughing and looks up to see Deadpool on the ground.

Gilda smiles evilly, but that evil grin turns into a shocked look as Deadpool gets up, and stands back on his feet. He turns around and looks at Gilda.

“Wow, I could've had a V8?” Deadpool thought as he walks back to Gilda like nothing ever happened.

“More like a 1, 2 punch,” said Gilda a bit surprised at Deadpool.

“Was that supposed to be a joke?” he said with a confused and slightly angry look.

“Maybe, what’s it to you?”

Deadpool looks to his right with an annoyed look, and then grabs Gilda by the neck fur. He lifts his fist up and repeatedly punches her in the face, saying “It’s not funny, it’s not funny, it’s not funny, it’s not funny, it’s not funny. It’s not funny!”.

Deadpool punches Gilda one more time, releasing her as she drops to the ground in a daze.

Pinkie Pie and the rest of the ponies’ drop their jaws in shock, while Fluttershy still has her hooves on her mouth, watching in fright and shock.

Gilda lifts her head up, seeing stars, and gets back on her claws and paws, then turns around and growls at Deadpool.

“You’re going to regret that, jerk.”

“I don’t think so,” said Deadpool, pulling out his pistol and pointing it at Gilda's head, catching her by surprise.

“What is that thing?” thought Pinkie pie as she watches from the background.

“What the heck is that?”

“This is my pea shooter. I call her, little sally, because she’s as feisty as a mongoose” 

“Oh my,” said Fluttershy.

“What’s it even supposed to do?”

'BANG!'

After that loud bang, everything went silent. Not a single bird chirped in the trees. The wind never blew and the babies stopped crying. Not even Pinkie Pie made a sound.Although, Fluttershy hid her face in her mane and shivered in fear as she lays over the table.  All the ponies continued to stare at Deadpool, until he lifts his pistol up, with smoke coming out of the hole that the bullet came from, and stares at Gilda more. Deadpool looks at his pistol, and then looks at Gilda with ketchup smothered all over her face. He looks at the readers and makes a wise crack smile.

“You thought I actually killed her. Well, jokes on you, suckers” 

Pinkie Pie puffs her cheeks, and then bursts into laughter while the rest of the ponies stared chuckling and giggling, even the two fillies started laughing.

Gilda wipes the ketchup off of her face, and gets very angry. She gets on her hind legs and raises her claws, roaring in anger and frustration.

“I’ve had enough. You're dead, you idiot” Gilda yells in frustration and rage.

“I’m not dead; I’m alive, unless that makes me a zombie. Hey pink pony, am I dead or alive?” said Deadpool asking Pinkie Pie that question.

Pinkie Pie stops laughing and looks at Deadpool.

“You’re alive and red like a tomato” answered Pinkie as she laughs and snorts still.

“Welp, majority vote, I’m alive!”

Gilda closes her eyes tight and grinds her teeth as her face becomes bright red in anger with steam coming out of her ears.

“Shut up” Gilda yells and lunges after Deadpool.

“Uh oh.” 

Gilda jumps and pounces on Deadpool, instantly getting into a large dust cloud fight. Fists, talons, Deadpools head, Gilda's wings, legs and paws pop out of the cloud.

Fluttershy gasps and moves out of the way and gallops over to the table Pinkie Pie was sitting next to. She looks away, not wanting to watch the fight.

Pinkie Pie and the other background ponies continue to watch the fight between Deadpool and Gilda.

Gilda punches Deadpool in the face. Deadpool kicks Gilda in butt. Gilda punches Deadpool in the gut. Deadpool slaps Gilda in the face. Gilda pokes Deadpool in the eyes. They do the Gangnam style. They both repeatedly slap each other across the face.

Deadpool brings out a Taser and shocks Gilda with five hundred volts. Smoke lines appear on top of Gilda while her skin is covered in charcoal.

Pinkie Pie sits down and got some popcorn and juice off screen, enjoying the entertainment. Fluttershy, not really liking the fight, decides to watch anyway. Pinkie hands the popcorn over to Fluttershy; she looks, takes some and munched on them.

Gilda shakes her head, making the charcoal disappear and growls at Deadpool. Deadpool puts his Taser away and laughs.

“Sorry if that was too shocking for you” said Deadpool joking around.

Gilda makes an angry face and lunges up, kicking Deadpool in the crotch, making a crunch sound echo across Ponyville. Deadpool screams into the sky in a high pitch voice. Gilda backs away and watches as Deadpool bends down and screams from the sheer pain.

Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and the rest of the ponies cringe from hearing Deadpool scream and the crunch.

Gilda smiles devilishly, and smirks. Deadpool covers his crotch and goes down on his knees then bends down and plants his face on the ground, butt in the air.

“Ha, finally, maybe that will shut you up” Gilda smirked, laughing at Deadpool.

“Ooo, cheap shot,” said Pinkie Pie.

“I hope he’s okay,” said Fluttershy a little worried.

“Ha, what are you going to do now, freak,” Gilda laughs at Deadpool while he's still in a fetal position.

Deadpool didn’t say a word while Gilda is laughing up a storm. She continues to laugh, until Deadpool draws his pea shooter, points it at Gilda, and fires it point blank at her head, splatting the ketchup all over her face, and catching her by surprise.

Fluttershy and the background ponies widen their eyes and gasp, but Pinkie and a few others chuckle and laughs from that.

“That never gets old” Pinkie pie laughs some more "this guys hilarious."

“Oh my,” Fluttershy says with more worry on her face.

“Surprise!” said Deadpool looking up at Gilda, and getting back up again

“Hey, that’s my line” Pinkie pie hollers, telling Deadpool that.

Gilda wipes the ketchup off her face and growls at Deadpool.

“Why you, that’s it, I’m going to…” 

“Bored now!” Deadpool points his pea shooter at Gilda and fires it again, splatting more ketchup on her face. Gilda wipes the ketchup off and growls in annoyance.

“Will you stop that?!” Gilda yells in frustration and anger.

“Stop what, this,” Deadpool fires his pea shooter again, splatting mustard on her face.

Gilda shakes the mustard off and growls in pure rage.

“I said stop it!” 

Gilda lunges at Deadpool with full force, but suddenly gets a pie to the face by Deadpool.

“A pie?” said Fluttershy confused

“A blueberry pie to be exact, yellow pony with wings” Deadpool looks at Fluttershy, explaining it to her.

“And I’m Pinkie Pie”

“Pinkie pie! You sure you're not the cotton candy pony, 'cause you are just adorable. Same goes to your yellow friend."

“Um, I’m Fluttershy, mister, um…” said Fluttershy

“Deadpool!”

“Oh ok, Deadpool.”

Deadpool looks away from Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy and looks at Gilda.

“Her, on the other hand, talk about Frankenstein’s pet” Deadpool points at Gilda.

“Um, who’s Frankenstein?” said Fluttershy.

“Who’s Frankenstein?” Deadpool looks back at Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie with a surprised look. He takes off his mask and shows them his burnt face saying “I’m Frankenstein” while making a scary, yet funny, face

Fluttershy screams and falls back, fainting. Pinkie Pie just laughs and snorts at Deadpool’s face.

“Your face is like a pizza” Pinkie Pie laughed.

“Then I must be the pizza guy” said Deadpool putting his mask back on.

“Ha, pizza guy, that’s a good one” 

“Is your friend ok?” Deadpool points at Fluttershy.

“She’ll be fine, she gets spooked real easily”

“Oh, because I have this werewolf mask and I thought it would help her wake up”

“N’ah, she’ll wake up”

“Alright”

“Hey, idiot” yelled Gilda getting up and looking at Deadpool.

“Who said that?”

“Me, doofus”

“Santa Clause?!”

“No you idiot, behind you”

Deadpool twirls around and sees Gilda on her paws and claws, looking at him very frustrated.

“Hey! Catbird’s up. How are you doing?”

Gilda growls and pounds the ground with her fist.

“You know what, forget this! You’re just as annoying as Pinkie Pie. I’m out of here” Gilda yelled very annoyed as she unfolds her wings and flaps them, lifting herself up and flying away from Deadpool and the others.

“Later Gilda” said Deadpool finally saying her name right.

“Bye Gilda” Pinkie pie waved as Gilda left.

Gilda looks back and rolls her eyes then turns her head and flies away to find Rainbow Dash.

“Welp, I better go find that cupcake to eat and get out of here”

“I have a cupcake!” Pinkie pie holds up a cupcake in her hoof for Deadpool.

Deadpool quickly turns around and looks at Pinkie holding the cupcake, with sparkles glittering in his eyes.

“You want it?”

“Cupcake! Give me, give me, give me” Deadpool said excitedly as he runs after the cupcake.

“Ah, ah, on two conditions” Pinkie holds her other hoof, stopping Deadpool

“Cupcake?”

“First, you stay in Ponyville. Second, can we be friends?” asked Pinkie Pie smiling at Deadpool.

Deadpool thinks for a moment, but looks at Pinkie Pie, and smiles in his mask saying “Ok, I’ll stay and be your friend. Now give me cupcake! My mouth wishes for that cupcake!”

Pinkie Pie laughs and snorts then tosses it to Deadpool. Deadpool snatches the cupcake and climbs on top of the table and pulls his mask halfway up his face, close to his nose, and munches on the cupcake.

“Mmm, good cupcake, good cupcake.” 

“You like it?”

“Good cupcake!” he said, savoring the taste.

“Oh, my head, what happened?” said Fluttershy waking up.

Pinkie Pie and Deadpool, still eating the cupcake, look over the table and watch Fluttershy wake up.

“Morning, sleepy head” said Pinkie Pie.

“Hi, yellow Pegasus” said Deadpool eating the cupcake still

“What happened?”

“Oh, Deadpool drove Gilda away, I gave him a cupcake, and he’s my new friend, and he’s staying in Ponyville.”

“Hey, she won me over!” Deadpool said with a mouth full of cupcake

“Does that mean Gilda's gone?”

“For now, she’s just going to find Rainbow Dash.”

Fluttershy gets up and looks at Deadpool, still eating the cupcake.

“Um, Mister Deadpool, what happened to your face? If you don’t mind me asking.” said Fluttershy being shy towards Deadpool

“I was playing with fire,” mumbled Deadpool with his mouth full of cupcake.

“No way, fire can burn you worse than that,” Pinkie Pie laughed, correcting Deadpool.

“And the pink pony wins the game.”

“Ooo yay, what do I win?”

“Cupcakes!”

“Yay!”

“Um, Pinkie, don’t you think we should find Twilight, and figure out how he got here?”

“I guess we should, but he’s so much fun! Also, I think Twilight…”

“Whoa, Whoa, time out here! Are you two talking about a vampire, a werewolf, or some woman who can’t seem to make up her mind on which boy she wants to be with?” asked Deadpool as he finishes the cupcake and rolling his mask back down.

“Huh? No, we were talking about our friend, Twilight Sparkle”  Fluttershy said confused.

“You have a friend named, Twilight Sparkle?” asked Deadpool with a questioned look.

“Yup, she’s a unicorn who loves books and studying. Ironic enough, she lives in a tree library.” said Pinkie Pie answering Deadpool's unasked questions

“Wow. Hasbro and Stephanie Myers were not on the same page at all,” Deadpool thought while rubbing the back of his head and looking at the readers.

“Pfft, tell me about it. Yet, everypony loves those books and movies anyway. Really everypony, it’s just about a mare that’s really desperate on trying to get a coltfriend. Why do you think my friends and I don’t have coltfriends” Pinkie Pie shouts, agreeing with Deadpool while talking to the readers.

“Um, who are you two talking too?” Fluttershy questioned wondering what’s going on.

Pinkie Pie and Deadpool look at one another then at Fluttershy. “No one” both of them said at the same time.

“Oh, ok then. Shall we go find Twilight?”

“Sure. Come on, Deadpool”

“Right behind you, Pinkie”

Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Deadpool walk through Ponyville while other ponies continue doing what they usually do. They walk further until Twilight’s tree comes into view.

“We’re here,” said Fluttershy about to walk up to the door and knock

“All we need now is Jack and a giant” Deadpool joked, looking at Twilight's tree

“Who are they?” asked Pinkie Pie.

“It's an old fairy tale no one cares about,” Deadpool said waving a hand.

“Oh.”

Suddenly, three royal guards fly down and walk up to Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Deadpool. 

“Are you Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy?” said one of the guards.

“Y-yes, I’m Fluttershy”

“And I’m Pinkie Pie!”

“Come with us. Princess Celestia need you two right away”

“Huh?” Both Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie said at the same time.

> Meeting the Ponies
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“The Princess wishes to see you two immediately.”

“What for?”  Pinkie Pie asked very confused as to why the Princesses wish summoned them.

“Something terrible has come to the Crystal Kingdom,” the guard informed them with a serious tone to his voice while glancing at Deadpool briefly before looking back at Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.

“Crystal Kingdom!” Deadpool thought as a thought bubble appear next to his head and showed him being surrounded by crystals, “I’ll be rich,” he smiled greedily under his mask. 

Pinkie popped Deadpool's thought bubble and chuckled .“It’s not that kind of crystal, silly”

“Darn it!” Deadpool snapped his fingers and crossed his arms.

“Who is this?” the other royal guard asked a little baffled by Deadpool's appearance. 

“This is Deadpool. He got in to a tussle with Gilda and drove her away. He’s new here and he became best friends with Fluttershy and I,” Pinkie wraps her arm around Deadpool's neck, bringing him close her cheek and smiles wide.

“She won me over with a cupcake. I couldn’t resist,” he shrugged while in Pinkie's hold.

“Ok, then?” The guard was still confused, but brushed it aside.

“Just what we need: another Pinkie Pie” whispered the guard next to him.

“Anyway, what’s going on in the Crystal Kingdom?” Fluttershy asked, raising a brow.

“We don’t know. Look, no more questions, you two need to go to the princess immediately!” shouted the guard.

“Eep, o-ok” Fluttershy whimpered at the guard's sudden outburst.

“Hey! There’s no need to shout like that. You may be a guard to your queeny, but that doesn’t make you the big boss around here,” Deadpool shouted at the guard and defending Fluttershy.

“Queeny? Excuse me, but that’s Princess Celestia you're talking about. And I think it be best if you stand down and show respect to the Princess,” said the guard facing Deadpool, "Unless you wish to be in prison"

“Hate to break it to you horsey, but I take orders from no one, not even from this Princess Kilestial, or something” Deadpool retaliated.

“Then you will be placed under…”

“Hang on guys!" Pinkie interrupted and jumped between them "he’s just kidding about what he said. He didn’t mean anything of that. He hasn’t had his mocha, yet,” she smiled innocently. 

The guards look at Pinkie before looking back at Deadpool with serious glares before sighing. They knew Pinkie as well as everyone else. Despite her words, they just went along with it and let it slide, “Very well, but this is just a warning, whatever you are.” They were still confused by his appearance.

Deadpool gives off an annoyed, angry look at the guards, watching them turn and fly away.

Pinkie sighed and turned to face Deadpool. “Perhaps you need to learn a thing or two since you're here, Deadpool”

“Sure Pinkie Pie, what do I need to learn?” Deadpool brings out a pen, a notepad and reading glasses. He puts them on as Pinkie Pie begins to talk.

“Well, before I explain, let me…”

“Um, I hate to interrupt, but we should get to Celestia’s castle ASAP,” Fluttershy said, "If that's okay with you"

“Oh right! That almost slipped my mind!” Pinkie Pie spazzed out a bit.

“Oh crap! I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date,” Deadpool joked, throwing the notepad, pen and glasses away.

Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Deadpool hurried to Princess Celestia’s castle, running and flying at their top speed. As they ran, Deadpool trips but  quickly got back up and caught up to the ponies.

Minutes later, they make it to Canterlot and arrived at the Castle. Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy storm in while Deadpool stopped to take several breaths of exhaustion.

“You guys go on. I’ll catch up later,” he says in heavy breathing, “Where's some booze when you need it,” he said in an exhausted tone.

Deadpool looked around Canterlot and actually admired the view, noticing colorful buildings fancy signs, stands for bystanders to buy food and ponies of different shapes and sizes giving Deadpool odd looks of confusion and oddity. Some approached and surrounded him and started asking him random questions. Deadpool lifted his hands up and widened his eyes, never expecting to get this much attention. “Whoa, whoa, hold on everyone. I know I’m famous, but this is a bit too much,” But the ponies continued to ask him questions. A few ponies in the background made fun of his appearance and what he wore, which he overheard.

Deadpool gives off an annoyed look before bringing his revolver out and fires in the sky, shutting all the ponies up, “Shut up! I can't hear myself not think!" he shouted at them "Now I have a question for all of you. Does anyone know where I can get something to drink?” Deadpool asked, pointing his revolver at the crowd of ponies.

They all pointed to a drink stand a few feet away from him. “Thank you!” Deadpool walked over to the stand backwards, still pointing his gun at the crowd of ponies. As he walked to the stand, he turned around and slide his gun back into his holder, “One bottle of Vodka, please,” he requested with a pleasing tone to the light magenta unicorn clerk. 

“Sorry, we don’t have what you want,” the clerk informed him behind the table. 

“Don’t have what I wa…what the hell, man... er... pony! Well, do you at least have an appletini?” Deadpool asked in frustration. 

“Nope, don’t have that” the clerk replied. 

“Yellowtail? Wine? freaking Rum?” Deadpool asked again and started to panic a little. 

“Nope, none of those” the clerk answered with a shrug. 

Deadpool's left eyelid twitched, “Then tell me, do you, please God, do you have…bud light?” Deadpool plead to the clerk to say yes. 

“Sorry, don’t have that either,” the clerk replied with the answer the merc didn't want to hear. 

Deadpool dropped a single tear and turned around, dropping to his knees with his arms in the air and shouted “No!” to the heavens for about a minute before the clerk intervened. 

"We do have applejuice and milk, if you want some.” 

Deadpool looked back at the clerk with an annoyed look, “Thanks for ruining my dramatic moment, pal. Why don't -- did you say milk?”

“Why, yes I did,” The clerk smiled a bit. 

“Even…chocolate milk?” Deadpool asked with a look of hope on his face 

"Yes, even chocolate milk.” 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

Deadpool does his same motion again, but instead of no, he shouted “Yes!” for another full minute before going back to his seat and ordering chocolate milk.

“You are such an annoying creature,” a snobbish pony with a royalish voice said as he approached Deadpool. 

Deadpool perked his head and looked back to see the stallion while sipping his milk through a straw like a little child and said “Says the pony with a voice that sounds like a gay hippo fart” Deadpool mocked the stallion as he got up and turned around, but the pony already left to go inside the castle, completely ignoring him. “Anyway, one more chocolate milk, please” he ordered as he walked up to the clerk. 

“Sure thing, that’ll be five bits” the clerk requested. 

“Bits?” Deadpool tilts his head, confused.

“Bits. They're gold coins” the clerk informed him.

“Like these!” Deadpool handed out 5 one dollar gold coins. 

“...Something like that, yes. Those will do,” The clerk smiled, a look of greed in his eyes, as he accepted the coins. 

Deadpool hands the clerk the coins as the clerk gives him the chocolate milk, “Dear God, thank you,” He rolled up his mask again and drank the milk.

“Who’s God? Is God like Princess Celestia?” asked the clerk. 

Deadpool finished his milk and rolled his mask back down, “Princess, why does that sound familiar?” Deadpool thought for a sec before realizing what he was supposed to do, “Oh crap, Pinkie!” he jumped out of his seat and dashed to the castle, but stopped “Oh wait I can teleport, duh,” purple aura started to appear and surrounded Deadpool , closing in on him and making him vanish into thin air. 

“Such an odd creature” the clerk said with a bemused look.

Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy arrive in Celestia's throne room where she and her little sister, Princess Luna, awaited for them as Twilight, who was oddly taller than her friends, looked back to see them come up and slow their pace, stopping in front of them.

“There you two are. Where have you been?” Rainbow Dash asked, hovering in the air 

“So sorry everypony, we got the message a little late,” Fluttershy said, apologizing to everyone.

“We came as fast as possible. Like, super-duper fast. We got a little side tracked along the way, but we still made it.” Pinkie Pie smiled. 

Princess Celestia nodded, “I’m glad you all made it. Now then, as you may know, the Crystal Kingdom is under attack by a horde of changelings,” everyone gasped in shock from hearing that, Twilight especially.

“Changelings?! Is Chrysalis behind this?” Twilight asked worried with a sad expression “Is my brother and sister-in-law okay?” she asked worriedly. 

“They are fine. Right now, I received word from Cadence that they’re fighting back as best as possible,” she said in a calm voice.

“That’s good, at least that’ll give us time to go the Crystal Kingdom and help them out” Applejack said with relief. 

“From what we heard, the changelings have grown in numbers. Even with your help it still might not be enough to stop them,” Luna said with a troubled look on her face.

“Well then, it’s a good thing I made a new friend today. He seems like a great fighter. He fought Gilda today and drove her away” Pinkie Pie replied with a happy tone.

“Wait! Gilda mentioned something about a red,black thing showing up out of nowhere and beating her up,” Rainbow Dash told Pinkie with a sort of frustrated tone and zoomed down in front of her, "Would that 'friend' happen to be what Gilda told me?" Rainbow dash asked very sternly.

“Well, he didn’t exactly beat her up. All he did was use some kind of thingy that fired ketchup and mustard; it was funny,” she said with a slight giggle and snort 

“Who is your new friend, anyway? I’d love to meet it,” Rainbow dash said sarcastically with an angry tone, clanking her hooves together. 

“Sure thing, he’s right behind…” she turned around to see Deadpool gone “Me? Hey, where’d he go?” 

“Where who go?” Rarity asked and stood next to Rainbow.

"Deadpool,” Pinkie replied, still looking around for him.

“Who?” most of the ponies asked.

“Deadpool, where are you? Deadpool? Deadpool!” Pinkie Pie shouted, ignoring her friends and trying her best to call Deadpool, but recieved no response.

Suddenly, purple aura appeared in the throne room in front of Pinkie Pie. She backed away as the aura erupted in the form of Deadpool “Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Deadpool is here,” he says while striking a superhero pose.

“How did you do that?” Pinkie Pie asked, quite surprised.

“I can teleport from place to place and here to there. I forgot to mention that earlier,” Deadpool said as he rubbed the back of his head.

“So, you’re the one who fought Gilda and scared her off. What the hay is your problem, jerk!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she got close to Deadpool's face.

“Easy there, skittles," Deadpool pushed Rainbow back a little, "She was about to roar in your friend's face and wake up two babies from their sleep. Someone had to shut her up,” He explained it to her but still got an angry look out of her. 

“That still doesn’t mean you should hit her. Who do you think you are?!" Rainbow's voice cracked a bit.

“I’m the merc with the mouth, bitch,” Deadpool said in a tough guy voice as he got in Rainbow's face.

“You big jerk, somepony should teach you a...” 

“That’s enough you two!" Princess Celestia barked, stamping her hoof on the concrete floor. They stop in their place and stand stiff. Rainbow whimpered a little and backed away from Deadpool, hoping to not anger the princess even more, “Alright, before we get back to the task at hoof, explain yourself, Deadpool. How did you come to Equestria?” she asked in a serious tone. 

Deadpool tapped his chin and thought of coming up with some answers. A lightbulb dinged above his head as he replied to the Sun Princess, “I came here on a magical flying car,” as he pretends he’s riding on a car. 

“This isn’t a joke, Deadpool,” Twilight said in annoyance. 

“Stop goofing around and tell us already, ” Rainbow Dash shouted at Deadpool, demanding an answer while still frustrated at him for what he did. 

“Yuck, who made that outfit for you? It’s hideously grotesque” Rarity cringed.

“Hey, easy there Skittles and Marshmallow. I was just playing around” Deadpool glared an agitated look at them.  

“Marshmallow? I'm not a marshmallow, my name is Rarity.” 

“And what's up with Skittles? Do I look like a Skittles to you?” both Rarity and Rainbow dash walked and flew in front of him, and both of them were very angry.

“Yes. You two are like skittles and a marshmallow,” he gave his honest opinion to the both of them as they approach him with furious glares. "Hey, don't blame me. Blame the memes that started this."

“Stand down now you two!” Celestia ordered and stamped her hoof on the ground with a slight impact sound, forcing Rarity and Rainbow dash back away from Deadpool. Rainbow Dash thought that this might be strike two for her.

“Wow, I can’t believe the fuss this critter is making,” whispered Applejack to Twilight.

“At least he isn’t as bad as the last friend Pinkie 'invited'" Twilight whispered back to her southern friend. "I thought Fluttershy would never calm down that giant gorilla."

“I don’t think that gorilla wanted to be Pinkie's friend at all. Seemed like it just wanted to be left alone.” 

“Now then, explain yourself. How did you get here in Equestria?” Celestia barked, demanding an answer. 

Deadpool held up his hands and sighed in defeat, “Alright, alright. how did it go? Oh yeah, I was teaming up with my pals Wolverine, Cyclops and Spider-man. We were fighting villains like Venom, Magneto, and... Rhino... of all villains. They were working on a portal through time to, I don’t know, wrestle T-Rexes," he shrugged. "We fought our hardest against them until Rhino, being the dumbass he is, threw me into the portal as it malfunctioned and closed itself shut behind me. And that’s how I came here to this colorful world!” He smiled under his mask as they all gave him mixed expressions, thinking that might have been less informative, or there was more to this, but seeing as how he shares a mind like Pinkie Pie, it might be more difficult then they thought. 

“That’s an…interesting story,” Celestia said, as she looked at Deadpool and raised a brow in confusion, not understanding his story at all. Who were these characters Deadpool mentioned? it didn't make much sense, but she still had more questions to ask. 

“Venom? A rhino? A man spider? And a magnet-o-man? Those are some funny names,” Pinkie Pie said, as she chuckled and snorted.

“They sure are! But Rhino was the only stupid one out of all of them” Deadpool said, as he started to laugh with Pinkie Pie. 

“So, what are your abilities, Deadpool” Twilight asked curiously. 

“Oh, that's easy," Deadpool said and counted the number of abilities he had with his fingers. "Master sharpshooter, master swordsmen, a wicked ass healing factor that tops Wolverines and humor that matches Weird Al Yancovic and George Carlen” 

“You are a strange one, Mister Deadpool” said Fluttershy in a soft, calm voice. 

“I get that a lot. I’ve been called many things” 

“What kind of things?” Applejack asked as she approached Deadpool a bit.

“Stuff from the book of stupidity,” Deadpool said with a hint of sarcasm.

“There’s a book like that?” Twilight perked her ears, enthusiastic about said 'book' Deadpool said. 

“That was sarcasm, Twilight” Rainbow corrected her, crossing her arms as she flew next to her. 

“Oh...”

Pinkie Pie giggled and snorted while Deadpool laughed from the hilarity. “You ponies are a crack up. I could get use to living here” 

“Yay!” Pinkie zoomed at Deadpool and hugged him tight around his neck, smiling ever so happy.

“Live here!" Twilight gasped  "Oh no, no, no, you can’t live here. We have to find a way to get you back to your world”

“Aww, Why not?” Pinkie looked at and rushed over to Twilight with speed almost matching Rainbow dash's “Please, please let him stay he’s so cool and funny!” she bounced in front of her and begged her for Deadpool to stay. 

“Pinkie, he can’t stay here. He’s not from here,” She told Pinkie, but the words never came through to her. Pinkie begged and pleaded for Twilight to change her mind, and Deadpool even stood by her side begging and pleading to Twilight. Almost mimicking Pinkie Pie.

“Might as well, Twilight. These two won’t quit. They are a lot alike when ya think about it,” Applejack stood beside twilight and just figured they should roll with it for a while, at least until they find a way to bring Deadpool back to his world. 

Twilight facehooved and let out a gruntful sigh “Ok, Ok, fine. Besides, we have more important things to take care of,” She turned to face Celestia, “How are Shining and Cadence doing so far, Princess?”

“They are doing their best for the moment. Their soldiers are fending off the changelings as best as they could, but I fear they can’t keep this up for long”. 

“Then we have to hurry and help them! There's no time to waste, we have to go n--” suddenly, screaming can be heard from outside the castle.

Deadpool and the ponies looked back at the door as the screaming went on.
> Deadpool vs. The Diamond Dogs
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“What’s going on now?!” Celestia shouted, uneasy from that scream. 

A royal guard dashed in the throne room and panicked with a beat of sweat on the side of his head. He past Twilight and the others and breathed heavily before speaking “Princess Celestia, Diamond dogs have appeared in Canterlot. They are attacking our citizens”

“Oh no, not those ruffians again” Rarity said, remembering the last time she encountered those dogs. 

“Diamond dogs? Are they dogs made out of diamond?” asked Deadpool with question marks appearing over his head. 

“No silly," Pinkie giggled, "they are dogs that steal diamonds from anypony who has some, or dig them up”

“What! No one steals diamonds but me,” All the ponies look at him, “I mean, we should stop them before they steal any more diamonds” They look away from him, except Pinkie Pie. Deadpool sighed in relief before looking at Pinkie Pie who was just smiling and giggling at him.

“First changelings and now Diamond dog. What’s going on here?” Twilight thought to herself out loud. 

“No time for thinking, let’s just stop them already!” Rainbow Dash was excited and eager to fight the dogs. 

“Cadence and Shining are doing their best, so far. Their warriors are holding the changelings off as long as they can,” said Celestia. 

“Good,” Twilight said in a breath of relief.

“Welp, I don’t know about you ponies but I am going outside to get some fresh air,” Deadpool joked as he started to walk back outside 

“Deadpool's right. You and the others must find out why these dogs are attacking Canterlot,” Celestia said, "If it's necessary, use as much force as possible to stop"

"Can do, Princess," Rainbow Dash said with a determined smile and clopping her hooves together, ready to fight. 

“Understood, Princess” Twilight and the others head outside along with Deadpool. As they reached the entrance just in time, they could to see up to twenty or thirty Diamond dogs attack, rob and bully the citizens of Canterlot. 

“Oh dear, there are so many,” Fluttershy squeaked and hid behind Applejack. 

“Pfft, that’s it? Are you serious? Please, I’ve handled more clones of Gambit than this,” Deadpool grabbed a chair and sat down on the opposite side, resting his arms on the head, “I think you ponies can handle this. These dogs don’t seem like a challenge at all,” he lay his head on his arms and watched the action take place.

Diamond Dogs pushed, kicked, scratched and scared any pony that they came across. Some even grabbed random objects and unthinkably threw them at stores, running bystanders and even other dogs; they were just going insane, barking and snarling like they were born to do.

“I’ll handle this,” Rainbow dash said as she flew after two Diamond dogs who were chasing after a couple heading east. 

“Don’t start without me!” Applejack raced after Rainbow dash. 

"Oh my," Fluttershy squealed in fright and hid in a bush in front of the castle.

Pinkie Pie watched the action go on, until her smiled faded upon seeing three Diamond dogs, one of them familiar to her, approach the Cake family with snarling smiles; they where only looking for Pinkie Pie when this happened, but maybe a little fun wouldn't hurt.

“Alright ponies, hand over your bits,” Rover demanded and growled at his victims. The two Diamond dogs with him snarled at them like mindless thugs. 

“Please, don’t hurt us,” Mrs. Cake pleaded in fear.

“If you give us all your bits, we’ll let you live,” Rover chuckled as he narrowed his eyes at the foals, Pumpkin and Pound Cake.

“Mr. and Mrs. Cake! Pound and Pumpkin Cake! No!" Pinkie glared her eyes at the dogs and growled in anger "Get away from them you bullies!” she flared her nostrils and dashed after Rover and his goons. Deadpool watched as he teleported, along with the chair, and sat under an umbrella near the Cakes and dogs, watching the dramatic event.

Rover looked back at the Cakes, “Now be good ponies and hand over your bits, or else!” 

“Or else what?” Mr. Cake asked 

“Or else those two little ponies will be my meal.”

"No, don't!" Mrs. Cake turned her back from the dogs and covered her foals, "not my babies!" She held them close as they started to cry in fear.

"You wouldn't dare," Mr. Cake protested.

"Try me," Rover was fixing to snap his fingers when Pinkie Pie jumped in between them and glared daggers at the three murderous dogs.

“You stay away from them!” Pinkie shouted at them.

"Or what?" Rover said, amused by Pinkie, "You're out numbered, pony. What exactly are you going to do?"

"This!" she jumped up and viciously bit Rover’s arm, holding on tight.

Rover pulled his head back and howled in pain. “Get off me pony,” he shakes his arm violently to try and shake Pinkie off to no avail. Pinkie held on for dear life, but one last swing forced her off the dog's arm. Deadpool watched in amusement and getting enjoyment out of this; he was even surprised by the fight Pinkie had in her.

"Pinkie, Pinkie, she's our girl! If she can't do it, no one can!" he cheered her on as the fight continued; though in Pinkie's case, she was just ignoring Deadpool to protect her second family from these thuggish dogs.

“You little mule!" Rover growled, grabbing his bleeding arm "You’ll regret ever doing that!” he snarled as he grabbed his arm.

“Pinkie, thank you,” Mr. Cake said as he sighed in relief. 

“Nice one, Pinkie, its Deadpool approved. I would have gone with a headbutt. But a bite is just as hilarious,” he laughed and gave Pinkie a thumbs up. 

“Thanks, Deadpool,” She gave him her attention and smiled with light blush spots appearing on her cheeks. Rover growled and pointed at Pinkie Pie, telling one of his fellow Diamond dogs to attack her. A bulky armored dog nodded and approached the distracted Pinkie Pie. He raised his left arm and swung it with all his might. 

“Pinkie, look out!” Mrs. Cake shouted. But it was too late; Pinkie Pie looked back in time to only see the Diamond dog's paw come at her with a solid smack, hitting her hard enough to send her flying. She flew over the Cakes and crashed into a pile of barrels so hard they explode upon impact. The pink pony laid unconscious as piles wood and metal cover her entire body. 

The Cakes and Deadpool widen their eyes in shock, “Pinkie Pie!” shouted both Pound and Pumpkin Cake. Pound cake flapped his tiny wings and flew toward the pile of wreckage, while Pumpkin Cake used her magic to levitate herself out of Mrs. Cake arms and towards the barrel pile. Mr. and Mrs. Cake gallop to the bed of debris, leaving Deadpool behind.

Deadpool looked at the Cakes with pity and sadness. But more importantly, he felt a wave of shock course through his mind. He looked at the ground feeling regret punch in his chest. He blinked a few times and thought that maybe he was wrong about the ponies handling a situation like this; he looked at the Cakes one more time before jerking his head at the Diamond dogs with a fierce look on his face. "Now shit gets real," He gets up off the chair and kicked it away from him as he walked towards Rover, pulling one of his weapons out of his belt. 

“Hilarious! Did you see how that pony flew? What could be funnier than that?” Rover laughed evilly while the other dogs laugh with him. 

“How about a bullet through your head,” Deadpool said sternly as he stood behind Rover and pointed his desert eagle pistol at the back of Rover's head. 

“What the--…" Rover was about to turn around but stood stiff as a board when Deadpool shouted at him.

“Don’t you even think about moving an inch, unless you want to be puppy chow for my dog at home!” Rover gulped in fear, remembering the rumors about a stranger with a device that fired ketchup and mustard, and that that mysterious stranger appeared out of nowhere and fought a griffon. 

He quickly figured it was the same stranger from the rumors and chuckled, “Wait, I know who you are. You’re the stranger who fought a griffon not to long ago” He didn't turn around to see, but he knew he was right and he kept a cool demeanor about it . Yet, he was still terrified of him and in the inside, which he was hiding it pretty well.

“Wow! Glad I’m already being recognized here. I’ll sign their autographs later when I'm done making hot dogs,” he said before chuckled in amusement while holding his desert eagle at Rover and pointing the barrel at his head. The other dogs growled at Deadpool and waited for orders. If they attacked directly, they’ll risk getting their boss hurt. "That was a cheap shot you pulled on her," Deadpool said, "Dirty move, for a shit-smelling dog.

“I-I’m not scared of you. After all, that weapon you have only shoots ketchup and mustard, right?” he says, letting out a slow laugh.

Deadpool raised a brow under his mask and looked at his gun “Wait, you think…?” he looked back at Rover “Oh! You think this is my toy pistol?” Deadpool was laughing hysterically. Rover started to get confused at first and raised and raised his brow, but soon laughed with Deadpool. The other dogs started to chuckle and giggle, too. “That’s a good one. I should write that down,” He laughed more before swinging and pointing his desert eagle at the dog on the right, then squeezing the trigger. The gun launched a medium sized silver bullet out of the barrel and aimed directly at the dog's forehead, piercing the air at blinding speeds where the naked eye can’t spot it, yet it left a loud thundering bang when the trigger was pulled. The bullet made contact to the dog's forehead, aiming in between the eyes, piercing right through his skull and brain and exited out of the back of the dog's head, leaving a massive, gaping hole that looked as if the dog's head exploded from a miniature bomb. Rover narrowed his eyes and watched as his fellow Diamond dog fell back and collapsed on his back, lying in a pool of his own blood and brain matter. The sound of Deadpool's gun left ringing noises in his, and his remaining goon's, ears.

The Cakes heard the sound from the gun and turned their heads, but thought maybe it was a mistake as they quickly grabbed Pound and Pumpkin Cake, covering their eyes and dashed behind the barrel pile.

“First kill in this story. Your welcome,” Deadpool said, talking to the readers.

“I thought that device only shot ketchup. What was that?” Rover shivered in fear 

“Oh that? That was a bullet that killed your mutt," Deadpool explained, "But don’t worry, another one will come right for you,” he pointed his gun at the back of Rover's head, "And it has your name written all over it."

“Please don’t kill me,” Rover whimpered.

“Hmm. On the count you had one of your mutts sneak attacked a lady, I don’t think you're in a spot to beg for mercy” Deadpool said with a snarl on his face and talking in a tough guy voice. Another Diamond dog that was with them charged at Deadpool with blind fury, angered that his comrade died at the hands of this crimson creature, and to see his boss pinned down. He lunged at Deadpool with his claws extended. Deadpool, still looking at Rover and aiming his desert eagle at him, however, pulled a fast one by drawing another desert eagle out and pulling the trigger, shooting the dog dead center in head. The blast sent the dog flying back and hitting the ground, but the dog was already dead the moment Deadpool pulled that trigger.

Deadpool slid his extra gun back into his belt as he kept his eyes glued on Rover, “Looks like you're out of mutts. What now, ...bitch,” he kept a stern face as he cocked his gun, about to shoot Rover.

Rover growled, but sighed narrowing his eyes without turning his head and grinned menacingly, “I don’t think so, crimson murderer,” he quickly brought out a dog whistle and blew it, much to Deadpool's confusion.

Deadpool tilted his head and raised a brow, completely unaware of the tactic Rover used. He scratched his head in bewilderment before Rover spoke out.

“You're an idiot! Did you really think I’d come without more backup,” Rover sneered with an evil smile 

“Backup?” Deadpool realized and completely forgot about the other dogs roaming Canterlot, "Oh shit!"

The sudden noise of barking filled Deadpool's ears. He widened his eyes as the remaining twenty-eight Diamond dogs appeared and surrounded him in different shapes and sizes. Deadpool looked around and gulped, “um…nice doggies,” he retracted his desert eagle back into his belt. 

“You’re outmatched, Stranger," Rover smiled with glee at the outcome he put Deadpool in, "Twenty eight Diamond Dogs, and only one you; what are you going to do now, red chew toy?” Rover laughed victoriously as he turned around to look at Deadpool.

Deadpool shrugged and replied to him as if he wasn't scared at all. “Easy.” he grabbed two grip-like handles over his shoulders in a X position and pulled out his twin katanas from the sheaths on his back; the sun's rays reflected off the tip of the blades and shined brightly like a stain free window, letting the dogs know of their pure awesomeness. “I’m about to make a fur coat for that stuck up Marshmallow pony,” he said in an intimidating voice and displayed a samurai position that matched the swords he wielded.

At the front of the castle, Rarity sneezed randomly and rubbed her nose, “Hey, who’s talking about me?” She said with an unamused look.

Rover widened his eyes; baffled at the sight of Deadpool's swords, “How many weapons do you have?” he asked.

“None of your business! That’s how many I have,” the twenty-eight dogs bark, snarl and growl at Deadpool and waited for Rover to give the orders to attack.

“First epic fight, too. This is going to be good everyone. Though, I think Pinkie Pie won’t be joining in on this one. But, at least you can... you know what, screw it. Just read and enjoy the carnage, ya bunch of sick-os!” Deadpool yelled at the readers while flashing his katanas at the dogs.

Rover backed away and barked, “Get him, Diamond dogs," All the dogs charge at Deadpool. A few dogs lunged but Deadpool teleported away and reappeared behind two dogs. The dogs crashed into one another and fell to the ground, yelping. Two other dogs spotted Deadpool and charged after him, “Where’s a t-bone steak when you need one?” Deadpool dashed at the dogs at his top speed. He lunged forward and slashed at the dogs, appearing behind them with his katanas spread out. Both dogs fall to the dirt, cleaved in two with blood gushing and intestines laying on the ground.

Rover climbed up a building behind up and jumped on a rooftop. He turned around and got a front row seat to the bloodiest battle he's ever seen. One by one, he witnessed his goons being cleaved in two, beaten to death, decapitated and stabbed. It was as if he was watching a war take place; only thing is, it was just one being. "Who is this guy?" he asked himself before noticing the ponies appear on the scene to try and help out. Rover growled but noticed another thing wrong with the scene he was looking at, “Only four! Where’s the purple one?” he looked around for the leader of this pony group before hearing hooves clopping behind him. 

“Right here,”  Twilight said with her horn emitting a purple aura. Rover slowly turned around and glared at Twilight…

“Need any help, sugercube?” Applejack asked kindly as they approached Deadpool. 

“Nope, I got this, unless you have a t-bone steak. That can be really helpful right now.”

“What’s a t-bone steak?” asked Fluttershy. 

Deadpool looks at Fluttershy shocked, “You’re kidding right? You ponies don’t eat meat?” 

They all look at him and say “No.”

Another Diamond dog charged at Deadpool and jumped at him, but Deadpool swiftly twirled his body around to the side with a katana held high in the air and swinging perfectly in the middle of the dog's face as it jumped over him. The dog could not react in time as the sharp blade made contact with his face and sliced him in half; from head to tail. The two halves of the dog splashed on the ground in front of Applejack and Rarity. 

“Oh dear sweet--“ Rarity was cut-off by a huge amount of vomit splashing out of her mouth and onto the ground. 

Applejack stood strong and glared at Deadpool, “What in the wide world of Equestria, Deadpool,” she shouted. Fluttershy fainted easily from seeing so much blood and body parts. 

“That was awesome!” Rainbow Dash shouted and smiled wide from the grotesque and awesome action she witnessed.

“Hey, they didn’t obey their master. So, I had to put him down," Deadpool turned around to face five remaining diamond dogs.  

“Where’s Pinkie pie?” Applejack asked in curiosity. 

“Over there,” Deadpool pointed his katana at the destroyed barrel pile where the Cakes happen to pop up briefly, digging behind the pile to try and get Pinkie Pie out of there. Rainbow and Applejack rush over to help the Cakes. Fluttershy and Rarity remained still, trying to regain their wits from what they just witnessed.

The rest of the Diamond dogs barked and howled at Deadpool. But Deadpool just stared at them and gripped his katanas tight. “Alright mutts, time to put you down. Tell Cujo I said hello.”



The Diamond dog all charged at once, stampeding like bulls. Deadpool sprinted toward the dogs and swung his blades, slashing three dogs and decapitating the last two. Deadpool swiftly turned his body and slashed his right katana down and cleaved it right through one of the surviving dogs while slicing the ground as well. Deadpool, still grabbing hold of his swords handle, jumped and planted a lunge kick to a smaller diamond dog in the face, knocking it back and breaking its jaw.  The dog who was not attacked tried to bite Deadpool's head but ended up rolling on the ground and seeing its body fall limp on the ground. The dog with the broken jaw actually manages to strike Deadpool's right arm and rip it off its socket. “Ow! Damnit, son-of-a-“ he was interrupted by the same diamond dog who struck him and lashed out, knocking him down and clawing his entire body; the dog growled and shredded Deadpool in an animalistic show of fury, causing his blood to fly everywhere.

The ponies watched in horror and knew that the anti-hero would surely die from that dog’s animalistic assault. They all shout, “Deadpool!” The dog clawed and slashed, never giving up its attack while letting out barks and growls. 

Fluttershy and Rarity galloped to the barrel pile and watched on. Fluttershy looked down at the ground as a tear rolled down her face and splashed on the dirt. 

“He’s gone,” whispered Rainbow, sad that this was happening. She could have rushed in and helped, but if she did, she’d end up losing her life too. There was nothing she could do. They all lower their heads and mourned.

“Why do you ponies look like you just witnessed someone died?” Deadpool asked, somehow still alive. The ponies jumped in shock and looked at Deadpool who was standing behind them. 

“You're alive!” shouted Rainbow, “but how?” 

“I can teleport, remember?”

“What the hay, Deadpool,” Applejack shouted in anger, “You almost gave us a-- ” she looked at his missing arm before she could finish “ --Y-your arm, its gone,” she widened her eyes in shock and pointed it his severed socket. 

“Oh yeah that reminds me, we should probably duck behind that pile over there,” he pointed to the barrel pile. 

They looked at him confused and asked “Why?” 

“Just do it!” Deadpool jumped behind the barrel pile next to the Cakes and spooked them a bit. The ponies quickly jumped and hid behind the barrel pile, while the last remaining dog was still attacking, thinking it was still attacking Deadpool. It stopped its attack to see the results, only to hear beeping and a timer. The dog tilted its head in confusion.

“So, why are we hiding again?” Rarity asked “And how are you not screaming in pain right now?” 

“Easy Marshmallow! I-- ” Before Deadpool had a chance to speak, an explosion briefly erupts in front of the barrel pile, causing the ground to shake. A high pitched lady-like scream echoed as the ground stopped shaking. 

“Yeesh Rarity, calm down, it wasn’t like it was an actual earthquake or something,” Applejack said as she looked at Rarity.

“It wasn’t me, Applejack!” They looked at Deadpool to him in a fetal position and hugging a very confused Fluttershy like a teddy bear, with his arm already fully regenerated but without the sleeve of his suit. 

“Um, please let me go. If you don’t mind that is,” She looked at Deadpool, shyly. It wasn't that she didn't enjoy hugs, its just that Deadpool's arms felt a little rough.

“Is it over?” Deadpool asked, faking the whole being scared tactic.

“Yeah, the explosions over,” Rainbow answered him while smirking at how hilarious Deadpool was hugging Fluttershy. 

Deadpool looked at Rainbow Dash with an unamused look, “Not that! I was talking about this yellow pony’s adorableness. I want to hug her and cuddle her all day,” Deadpool smiled under his mask, hugging Fluttershy tighter and loving how soft she felt. 

“Oh dear,” Fluttershy squeaked “h-help." 

“Deadpool, let Fluttershy go,” Applejack demanded. 

“But mommy, it's so fluffy,” he acted like a little kid hugging his teddy bear.

“Put her down, now!" Rainbow Dash shouted, demanding him to do so.

Deadpool pouted at the ponies, “Fine,” he put Fluttershy down as she wobbled away from him, “Ruin my fun why don’t ya,” 

"He's a strange fella," Mr. Cake thought while holding Pumpkin Cake.

"You have no idea," Applejack replied with an annoyed look towards Deadpool.

“Um, guys I think you should look at this,” Rarity informed, getting their attention while trying her best not to puke, again.

Everyone popped their heads over the barrel pile to see nothing but a pool of gore. The sight was so grotesque, that it made Fluttershy fall back and faint again, defeated Rarity into swinging her head back and yak up her lunch and breakfast, forced the Cakes to cover their kid's eyes, yet Rainbow dash and Applejack remained strong from seeing a sight like this. Deadpool, on the other hand, clapped at his performance. “Encore, encore,” he shouted with delight. The ponies glanced at him as if Pinkie Pie would have done the same thing. 

Then the thought occurred to them: Pinkie Pie was still under the barrel pile. They gasped and dug at the pile. Deadpool stopped his clapping and watched the ponies dig like moles, until the same thought occurred to him as well. He helped dig at the pile until Applejack and Rarity found and pulled Pinkie out of the pile. Fluttershy looked and gasped at Pinkie’s condition. She came up to her and placed an ear on Pinkie's chest and faintly heard a heartbeat; she’s alive, but unconscious, severely injured and badly bleeding.

“Where’s the nearest hospital?!” Rainbow Dash asked in a panic. 

“Two miles from here,” Mr. Cake quickly replied while holding Pound Cake as he whimpered from seeing Pinkie in her messed up condition. Pumpkin Cake had the same expression. But all it took was a tear from an unconscious Pinkie Pie to get them to start crying. “Oh babies, don’t cry. She’ll be alright” Mrs. Cake said reassuringly, trying to calm the two fillies down. 

Deadpool looked away from the scene, but to his surprise, the blood bath started moving, “Round two everyone!” he said in a serious tone and picking up his katanas and retracting them for some reason.

They peeked in front of him to find five Diamond dogs still alive. “But how?”, Rarity said, blown away by this, “They should be dead from… um, whatever it was that you did, Deadpool” she looks at him with a questioned look.

“I guess they're capable of surviving my jujitsu skills and Gangnam style,” he said jokingly but with a serious tone. "Oh well, I guess dog treats are out of the question," he approached the dogs for one final fight.

The ponies watched on in bewilderment. They were so surprised to see Deadpool take that much punishment from those dogs, and yet, still get up like a champion in a gladiator arena. Rainbow Dash secretly admitted that his stamina seemed like it was off the charts. The other ponies were more baffled at how he managed to heal so quickly from an assault like that; almost as if he never got a scratch from those dogs, at all.

“Hey Skittles?” He motioned his head towards Rainbow.

“What?"

“Take Pinkie and go. You other ponies go on and follow her. Except you, Cowgirl pony,” He glanced back at the dogs. 

“Why should I stay?” Applejack asked him, very confused.

“Because I want an apple pie when this is over,” He smiled in his mask before being serious, again. 

“Um, how about I just go with them,” Applejack said, still very confused.

“Whatever.”

The five surviving diamond dogs growled ferociously at Deadpool while he just stared back at them, not even showing a speck of fear.

“That's out cue to leave,” Rarity trembled, wanting to leave badly.

“Let’s get out of here!” cried Applejack, carrying Pinkie pie with Rainbow dash helping her. The ponies galloped away from the fight and head straight for the hospital, leaving Deadpool behind. 

Deadpool took the straps on his katanas off and slid his gun belt off and threw them down, then raised his fists up for combat. The fight was on! “Alright doggies, sit and stay,” he said with a serious look. The dogs barked and growled before charging at him like a pack of their wolf ancestors. Deadpool sprinted after the dogs and lunged at them, reeling in a fist. A small, thin brown dog lunged at Deadpool first, only to have a red fist slam into his face. Like a wrecking ball, Deadpool's punch caved in the dog's skull and completely destroying brain. The force sent the dog hurdling back at another dog just like him, but with a different color. Yet the punch already killed its victim the moment it crashed into the other dog. The two bulky, armored dogs charged at Deadpool like miniature bulldozers, but the merc swiftly turned his body and lowered himself with his leg out, swinging it out and tripping one dog while quickly getting back up as the other dog approached. The other armored dog yelped in retaliation, but was to slow to do anything as Deadpool let loose a deadly uppercut to the lower jaw. Thankfully, the dog was able to absorb most of the blow due to his body fat. But Deadpool wasn’t finished; he struck at the stunned dog again, unloading a barrage of punches, jabs and uppercuts. The dog’s armor could barely withstand the assault, but not for long. With a few more powerful punches, Deadpool went for the killing blow, swinging his right fist up and launching a solid uppercut right under the dog’s jaw, which emitted a loud impact sound as his fist made contact. The sound was loud enough to be heard across Canterlot, which Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow dash and Applejack heard and stop to look back. 

“The hay was that?” Applejack asked.

“Don’t know, but it sounded like another explosion”, Rarity replied. 

“I think we should go check if Deadpool's doing okay”, Fluttershy said, concerned. Applejack and Rarity agreed with her words and head straight back. Rainbow Dash following them, too

Applejack looked back at Fluttershy, “You stay with the Cakes and help ‘em take Pinkie to the hospital” She says as if she’s second in command. 

“Right”, Fluttershy said with some confidence.

Applejack and the others rush back as fast as possible. Fluttershy and Mr. Cake carry Pinkie Pie to the hospital. Luckily for them, the hospital was two buildings down the road.

The blow from Deadpool's punch snapped the diamond dog's neck as it drops to the ground, dead. Deadpool looked down at the deceased dog for a moment until one of the smaller, agile dogs leaped from behind, claws extended and teeth showing. The dog almost made the kill, but the merc heard it coming and twirled his body around, swinging his heel in the air and roundhouse kicking the dog right in the temple. The Diamond dog never saw it coming. The dog spiraled in the air and thumps to the ground out cold, yet still alive.

The one dog who had his dead comrade on him, pushed him off and stood back up, glaring at Deadpool and growled menacingly.

“Are you dogs serious? Put up a fight, or something.” Deadpool said to the dogs, mocking them. The surviving dogs didn’t respond to him and only growled, prepare to attack again. “Alright doggies, fetch”, Deadpool got into his fighting stance, lifting his fists up and guarding his face.

As the fight went on, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity made it back to the fight and noticed that Deadpool was still standing while three dogs lie on the ground, motionless. 

“Land sakes, how did this scrawny critter take down three dogs in so little time?” Applejack said in shock and surprise. Rainbow Dash and Rarity watch on, amazed to see Deadpool without any scratches on him. Just who is he?

Without hesitation, the two dogs charge at Deadpool, barking as they did. Deadpool remained in place, waiting for them. The smaller, agile dog lunged at Deadpool, only for him to lean out of the way and let the dog land on his feet behind him. Deadpool rights himself as the bulky armored dog charged and ram into him like a mountain goat. But Deadpool managed to catch and hold the hulking dog by the head. The dog did scoot him back a bit, but Deadpool held his ground and challenged the dog's strength.

“Oh my, what strength,” Rarity watched with an amazed look. She pictured them as two different titans clashing into each other to prove who was stronger.

“Pfft, I could have done that,” Rainbow dash bragged, yet she lied to them and to herself, knowing she couldn’t do squat to stop that dog. She had speed on her side and hooves to back it up, but what she had in speed, she lacked in strength. 

Applejack felt the same way, being she’s a hard worker. Her back legs were strong enough to shake trees and leap great distances, but even she could tell that she was no match for Deadpool's arm strength.

The bulky Diamond dog pushed Deadpool with all his might. He tried to swing his claws at Deadpool, but the merc saw them coming and countered the claws by leaning back with his boot on the dog’s chest and his hands on his shoulders. The dog yelped as Deadpool falls on his back and heaved the dog over him with a mighty push of his leg, sending him flying over the ponies and crashing into a wooden cart.

Applejack and the others glanced back to see the dog lying in the wood pile with their eyes widen. Deadpool rolled back on his feet and turned around, only to see the ponies back so soon. “Hey, how’s it going? I guess time speeds up with you ponies,” he cracked a joke while the last dog snuck up behind him.

The ponies look back at him with the same look, never expecting to see kung fu styles mixed into one. “Who are you?” asked Applejack. 

As he was distracted, the dog took the opportunity to attack and leaped in the air.

“Look out!” Rarity shouted, but Deadpool was aware of the oncoming dog and swiftly duck down, grabbed the dog by the head and pinned it down with his arms around its head as it thrashed about. Deadpool held the dog's head tight with a firm grip before twisting its head with a sickening snap. The dog fell to the floor, dead

Rainbow Dash and Applejack held their necks from how bad that sounded. Rarity, being she had a weak stomach, tried not to puke and fully understood and recognized that attack Deadpool did. That move was from a movie she watched when she was in high school.

Deadpool stood up and walked up to his katanas and gun belt, picking them up and putting them on. The ponies looked at him more, until he turned around and pointed at them with both fingers, shouting, “Booyah, did you see that?! I just went Chuck Norris on their tiny furry asses,” he laughed excitedly, yet the ponies had no idea who or what he was talking about.

“How did ya know those moves?” Applejack asked. 

“You took down all those diamond dogs like they were nothing but bugs,” Rainbow said, smiling with excitement, yet shocked, “how do you do these tricks? How do you fight so well?” she kept asking him question after question, flying near his head. 

Deadpool leaned his head back, “And people say I talk too much,” Deadpool looked at the reader with a confused look. 

“How?!” both Applejack and Rainbow dash shouted at him. 

“Ok, Ok, yeesh, shut up already! I do a lot of push-ups and set-ups, ok,” he told them, yet they had no idea if he was either lying, joking, or tricking them. 

“That’s it?”, they both said at the same time.

“Yup.”

“Ugh, it smells like manure out here,” Rarity held her snout closed. 

“Don’t look at me. Get a janitor to clean this up, or maybe get the homeless ponies to eat these dogs remains,” Deadpool looked at the bloody remains of the dogs and kicked a claw away. 

“Yuck, look at you, you’re covered in blood and dirt, and your suit is all torn up, Unsanitary.” Rarity judged him, having a small phobia of dirt. 

“Uh, Rarity, now is not the time for that,” Applejack informed the fashionista. 

“Well excuse me for just giving my opinion. Besides, I even might offer this… ruffian a tune up,” she said with a generous tone.

“Thanks, but no thanks, Marshmallow. I’ve been in tougher situation than this. My outfits always got ruined back home. It’s not that big of a deal,” Deadpool stretched his sleeve and shrugged.

“Hey, aren’t we missing somepony?” Rainbow asked as Applejack, Rarity, Deadpool and she looked around.

Applejack raised a brow in confusion, “You’re right, Rainbow. Where’s Twilight?”. 

“I completely forgot about her” Rarity said. They look around again, but saw no sign of Twilight anywhere. 

“Hey, Twilight, where are you?” Rainbow called out but got no response. 

Deadpool looked around as well. He knelt down and lifted up a small rock, “You down there, Twilight?”.

“Really, Deadpool?” Applejack facehooved herself.

Suddenly, an explosion of magic erupted from the top of a store just above Applejack and the others. They look back to see Rover fly over their heads and crash to the ground, splashing in the blood pool. 

“Found her!” Deadpool comically said as Twilight popped out of nowhere in front of them, and glared down at Rover.

“Now I’ll ask again, who sent you here to attack us?” Twilight asked as she looked down at him, furiously. 

“I’ll never tell you, pony. And you’ll never beat it out of me,” Rover coughs, being covered in bruises, cuts and bumps. Twilight snarled at Rover, wishing he'd regret he ever said that.

“I think you better tell this purple unicorn,” Deadpool sat on her back and poked the side of her head, “Otherwise, you’ll just end up getting the shit kicked out of you,” he smirked as Twilight glanced back at him with a straight face.

“Get off me or I’ll make you get off!” she said in an assertive tone. Deadpool heard her words and quickly got off, holding his hands up and giving her an apologetic smile while back up a bit. 

“You’ll never get a word out of me!” Rover said, growling. 

“Thought so,” she said, as a purple aura engulfs her horn.

“What is Twilight doing?” Rarity asked. 

“Interrogating him. But this is new, even for her. She’s never acted like this before,” Applejack replied with a curious and worried look, “She seems to be more assertive than you, Rainbow dash,” she said jokingly as she looked over at Rainbow who was not too thrilled about that. 

“Nuh-uh!" she looked at Applejack with an irritated glare, "You wanna see an interrogation?! I’ll show you an interrogation! Some pony find me a storm cloud! You know what?! I’ll just make one!” she flies up into the clouds and creates huge storm cloud, loaded with lightning bolts, and flies back down, positioning it right on top of Twilight and Rover. Unbeknownst to her, however, she was being ignored as the storm cloud added to Twilight's interrogation. Wind quickly picked up as the two locked eyes. Rover shook in fear as lightning bolts shot forth and flashed the dark skies above. Twilight stood over the scared dog as her mane and tail blew against the wind, flowing in a wavy motion.

“W-what are you going to do?” Rover asked, quivering in fear.

“Something that will make you wish you would’ve said yes to begin with,” Twilight’s horn started to flash a bright purple as her eyes shined  like the morning sun. Small lightning bolts appeared and crackled out of her horn as she looked down upon him like an angry goddess. Deadpool and the others just stood there and watched in shock. Rainbow Dash peeked her head through the storm cloud and watched, but widened her eyes at how awesome she made this, even though she wanted to interrogate Rover with Twilight, but this was just as good. She flew back down with her friends to continue watching this epic interrogation. 

“Any last words before you become a mere stain on the ground you walk on?!” Twilight said with a loud, echoed, aggressive tone. 

Rover croaked in panic and accidentally pissed himself, “Ok, ok, I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Please, don’t kill me. I beg you!” Rover pleaded and cried as he talked, hoping Twilight would cease her supposed assault; which succeeded

Twilight’s glowing eyes and horn slowly dimmed as the wind, storm cloud and extra lightning bolts faded away, “That’s more like it." 

"Damn," Deadpool said from watching that whole ordeal.

Rover shook in slight trauma as he looked up at Twilight with weak, puppy-dog eye. 

"Now talk! Who sent you to attack Canterlot?” Twilight said as she looked at him sternly and waits for his answer.

“Alright, it was Queen--" A rock randomly appeared and bonked Rover on the head, knocking him out cold. Twilight widened her eyes in shock and angrily turned her head towards Deadpool who was standing with her friends. 

“What?!" Deadpool said with a questioned look. 

"Did you do this?!" Twilight asked, not too happy.

"Hey! Don’t look at me," Deadpool said with some sass, "It was that crossed eyed pony over there,” He pointed to Derpy lying on her back in the blood soaked ground. 

“I think that explains a lot,” Twilight said with a gruntful sigh. 
> A new arrival and new abilities
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“Oops, my bad,” Derpy said in her trademark derped voice. Deadpool laughed a little from hearing Derpy’s voice. 

“Ha! Who can be offended by this? Screw you, soccer moms!” He said with a positive smile and looking at the reader.

“Who are you talking to?” Rainbow Dash asked confused.

“No one,” Deadpool replied with a smile under his mask.

Derpy stood up on her hooves and shook the dirt off of her fur like a dog. She opened her eyes and smiled a bit. Her eyes crossed left and right, facing different direction. But she still faced Twilight and the other elements even though her pupils are off place. Once she fixed her eyes correctly, she looked straight at Twilight who happened to approach her with a serious and straight face. Derpy’s smile became a frown when Twilight stood in front of her and glanced down at her like a parent to a child. She crouched down a little with a frightful expression and thought Twilight was beyond angry with her; and that she might chew her out.

“Sorry, I just don’t know what went wrong,” Derpy said with a scared and clueless face.

“Obviously you do, Derpy,” Twilight tightened her face for a glare, only to chuckle and smile; she was just scaring Derpy the whole time and having fun with it, “From what it seems: you only tripped. No big deal,” She offered Derpy a helping hoof and helped her back on her hooves.

Derpy smiled happily and relief that Twilight wasn't angry. She soon trotted away and waved good-bye at Twilight and her friends.

Twilight smiled softly before turning around and walking back to her friends. Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash tilted and scratched their heads in confusion about Twilight's behavior.

“Twilight, are you alright?” Rarity asked

“Of course, why wouldn’t I be?”

“Well, you seemed very aggressive when you were talking to that dog. It isn’t like you to have that kind of behavior. What got you to do such a thing?”

“Sometimes, it’s good to use force when comes to a difficult situation,” She walked past Rover's unconscious form and stopped in front of Deadpool and the others. "Now that this is all over, I suggest we--..." She perked her ears and raised her right front hoof to see red goop cover her lavender hoof. "Um, What am I stepping in?" she sniffed it once then jerked her head back "Ugh, it smells!"

"That would blood, Princess bookworm; warm, thick, gooey, smelly blood" Deadpool happily told the stunned and shocked unicorn.

It went silent for a moment before Twilight gasped and shrieked “Eww,” before looking around and realized what she messed when she dealt with Rover. She saw dead dogs on the ground with body parts and organs scattered everywhere; laying in puddles of either their blood, or their dead comrades' blood. The sight of this nearly made Twilight gag and throw up her own lunch and breakfast, “W-What happened while I was gone? And who did this?” she covered her snout to block off the disgusting smell (Rarity would kindly join that boat with Twilight) and tried not to gag, again

“That would be I, misleading named pony” Deadpool pointing his thumb at himself. “I fought those mutts with these babies,” he pulls out his katanas and showed them to Twilight and her friends, “I call them blood sisters, because they're always bitchy and angry, and I let them take their anger out on those dogs. And did they put them down, hard!” He laughed and slid his swords back in their sheaths. “You can thank me with a lot of money,” he says, proud of himself.

Twilight glared daggers at him and snarled in anger, “Thank you? Thank you?! How about I thank you by putting you in jail!" she snorted a puff of air, "Here in Equestria, we do not kill others; especially our enemies!” She chewed him out like a football coach.

Deadpool leaned his head back a bit and raised a brow, "Who are you, Batman?"

“Oh hay, not again! We don’t need another fight,” Applejack got between Deadpool and Twilight, and tried to keep them separated. Rainbow and Rarity followed her, standing in front of Twilight. Twilight backed away a bit from the sudden blockade, “Twilight, I know what you're thinkin’, but you got to understand that he saved us from the Diamond dogs. Even though he did it in a… messy way, that doesn't mean he’s a bad guy!”

"Barbaric is more like it," Rarity said, "But yes, Deadpool help save us and Canterlot from a gruesome fate."

As much as Twilight believed Applejack and Rarity, she still refused back down from what occurred here. She stood firm and looked at her friends sternly, “I don’t care, Celestia’s laws are--”

Rainbow Dash grunted in frustration and got in Twilight’s face, interrupting her, "Will you forget about those laws for once, egghead?! Deadpool saved us from getting killed by those dogs,” she barked defensively, "Getting put in jail all because he saved our lives? Twilight, for somepony who is suppose to be smart, you're being very stupid and blind!"

Twilight paused from hearing Rainbow Dash’s words. She was so focused on fighting Rover that she completely forgot about protecting her friends from certain death. She thought about that to herself and that if it wasn’t for Deadpool, her friends would have surely perished. She looked back at Rover and figured with him here, she had to have answers as to why they attacked Canterlot in the first place. “You’re right, Rainbow Dash”, She looked back at Rainbow Dash before looking at Deadpool standing behind Rarity and Applejack, “"I'm sorry Deadpool. Thanks for saving my friends,” she gave him a small smile.

“Eh, don't sweat it, Twilight. I’m use to stuff like this. I’m always on the bad end of Ms. Marvel's and She-Hulk's anger, so it's all good,” he gave her a thumbs up before looking at the reader “Seriously though, I saw some things that you don’t even want to begin to imagine. ...Don't Google it!”

“Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy?” Twilight asked, noticing their absence.

“At the hospital," Rarity replied, "Pinkie Pie was severely injured from an attack by one of those mutts. She was losing blood fast that we had to take her there as quick as possible. Fluttershy is there right now with Mr. and Mrs. Cake and the twin.”

“What!” Twilight’s eyes widen from hearing what Rarity said. “We got to go to the hospital, now!”

“Then why are we here, lets go!” Rainbow Dash shouted.

“Wait, what about him?” Rarity pointed to Rover.

“The guards will put him in a cell for questioning. Right now, we need to see if Pinkie is alright,” Twilight hesitated before finally rushing to the hospital with the others.

Deadpool never followed them and stood there staring off into space, never noticing anything around him, "What pretty clouds."

“Would you come on, slow poke!” Rainbow Dash shouted into snapping Deadpool out of his trance and to comically catch up with her and the other four, mimicking Curly’s whooping sound as he did.

***Sweet Apple Acres, CMC clubhouse***

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle sat around a table and tried to come up with some ideas that'll help them get their cutie marks. For the past week, they've tried hoofball, tight-rope, scuba diving and fishing; but they failed at all of them.

“I don’t know girls, I got nothing,” Scootaloo pouted.

“Me neither,” Sweetie Belle huffed.

“We could try bull riding,” Apple Bloom suggested.

“We did that three weeks ago," Scootaloo reminded her, "And look where that got us,” She shivered from just remembering the face Fluttershy gave them when they were riding on a bull's back; sheer anger and rage, "I could've sworn I saw a vein pop in Fluttershy's forehead." 

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that. And I thought Rarity was overprotective and assertive”

“Hey! …actually, I can’t argue with that,” Sweetie Belle shrugged, agreeing with Apple Bloom about her sisters habit of getting angry and very protective of her fashion designs.

“All in favor of never making Fluttershy angry, say aye,” Scootaloo raises her hoof.

“Aye,” both Apple Bloom and Sweetie raised a hooves in agreement.

The table shook very briefly, not very noticeable to the fillies. Then the table shook briefly again, a little stronger; this time getting their attention. A third time caused the ground and whole clubhouse to shake, followed with a light booming sound. The fillies gave off confused and curious looks before a fourth shake appeared, and this one felt slightly stronger; which caused them to plop on the ground.

“What is that?” Sweetie Belle asked, getting terrified by these random shakes as she sat back up with her friends.

Over and over, the shaking grew stronger and stronger, emitting an eerie boom the moment they start; boom, boom, boom. The Crusaders couldn't make high-hoof of what was causing the clubhouse to rattle repeatedly. It didn't feel like an earthquake and it didn't sound like an avalanche. No, it sounded like something was approaching them; something big.  With steady hooves, they galloped to the windows to look outside and see what was going on. They searched for the source, eyes scanning the area for something or anything to move. A minute passed before something finally came into view. They noticed trees mysteriously uproot and fall to the ground miles away while the booming shakes grew louder and stronger.

“Is it a bear?” Apple Bloom asked

“I hope it’s not a dragon!” Sweetie Belle shouted with some squeak in her voice.

“I don’t think it’s neither. It sounds… heavier,” Scootaloo says with some fear in her voice.

A shadow appeared and knocked the last of the trees that were in its way. The Crusaders backed away from the windows as something approached the clubhouse. They didn't look outside, or budge an inch. Instead, they sat there watching a large hulking arm with red bands move pass the window and shadow them from inside the small clubhouse. All three shivered in fear as the creature outside moved pass the clubhouse and head straight to Ponyville. The stomping from the large monster started to fade and disappear. Scootaloo got up, still shivering, and walked to the window then peaked out; her jaw unhinged and eyes in shock and disbelief from what was displayed before her. “Its gone girls, but get a load of this,” she said as Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle shakily walked up to Scootaloo and looked outside. Their face matched Scootaloo's when they saw rows of trees knocked over and flattened like dominoes. 

“What was that thing?!” Apple Bloom asked as they walked outside to get another full view of the carnage.

“I don’t know" Scootaloo responded "But that was definitely not a dragon”

***Ponyville hospital***

Over at the Ponyville Hospital, Fluttershy paced outside the doors and waited for her friends to arrive. Soon enough, she spotted them galloping as fast as possible. They stopped in front of her and breathed easy so they can catch their breaths.

“Thank goodness you’re here. Are the rest of those mean dogs gone?” Fluttershy asked them.

“Yup, Deadpool took care of them in no time, at all,” Rainbow Dash replied, looking at Deadpool.

“Ladies, ladies, there’s enough Deadpool to go around,” He said, chuckling.

“Anyway, is Pinkie alright?” Twilight asked, very worried.

“I’m afraid her condition is worse than we thought,” Fluttershy looked down at the ground about to cry, “She’s in a coma from losing too much blood. The doctors managed to stop the bleeding; but they don’t know if she’ll make it through this.” 

Twilight covered her mouth as a tear formed from her eye. The others felt torn apart from hearing this. Deadpool was torn apart, too. Having made friends with Pinkie brought him so much joy that messing with Cable and Wolverine had no comparison. He didn't want to hear any of this. He gave Fluttershy an upsetting look and blew up in front of the ponies.

“There has to be a way to save her!" he said. "There has to! I was having so much fun with Pinkie. I don’t want her to die!" Deadpool grabbed Fluttershy by the shoulders with tears forming and soaking his mask.

“I-I’m so sorry, but we won’t know anything until the nurse tells us what's going to happen" Fluttershy replied with an eep.

“That nurse needs to hurry, because I don’t want my new best friend to die on me!” Deadpool lifted Fluttershy up in the air and shouted angrily at her, “You get back in there and tell them they need to do a better job. I want Pinkie to live!”

“S-Stop, please,” Fluttershy quivered and started to cry, causing her friends to surround the enraged Deadpool.

“Put her down Deadpool, Now!” Twilight shouted, demanding he do as he is told.

“Don’t go crazy on us, sugar-cube. We're all sad Pinkie’s in the hospital and would do anything to see her alive, but please, for Equestria's sake, you got to get a grip on yourself and relax. She’s not dead yet,” Applejack cautiously approached Deadpool and tried to calm him down, being a voice of reason to him. “Just be patient, I’m sure one of the nurses will come and tell us what news they have,” she placed a gentle hoof on his leg.

Deadpool beamed his eyes at Applejack and gave her an angry glare, but a friendly smile from the cowgirl pony managed to calm him down. He looked back at Fluttershy and gently placed her down as he sat down with his head hunched over, depressed. “I just want her to be alive. I just wanted to party with her once this whole dog bit was over,” he said in a calm voice.

Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Rarity let their guard down and looked at Deadpool, feeling sad to see him like this. Applejack walked around Deadpool and sat in front of him, "Chin up, Deadpool. Pinkie has been through worse than this. She is part of the Apple family. And as ponies know, the Apple family is known to take some punishment" she chuckled with an assuring smile, hopefully to make him feel better. Deadpool looked at Applejack with surprised eyes before the doors to the hospital slid open.

Deadpool and the five element bearers turn their attention to the opened front doors as Nurse Redheart walked out, and noticed them. She raises a confused brow. “What are you all doing out here?" she asked. "Come inside, please!” she motioned her head before turning around and heading back inside the hospital. Deadpool and the ponies took no time and headed inside, as well. As they did,  Nurse Redheart noticed Twilight and bowed respectfully. “It’s an honor to meet you again, Princess Twilight,” she rose back up and smiled, then turned around to go to the front desk.

Twilight blushed and slightly groaned in annoyance, “Nurse, please don’t call me that. Just call me, Twilight,” she said to the nurse only to be ignored by her.

“By the way, what happened to your wings?” she asked as the doors slid shut behind them. She sat down on a chair behind the front desk, and looked at some documents of current patients

Deadpool stopped his depression attack and replaced it with a bewildered display; and raised a brow, “The hell?!" He looked at Applejack and pointed at Twilight, "She’s a princess?” he asked her. 

Applejack nodded in response “Yup, it’s a long story. I'll explain later,” she said as she walked to one of the free chairs and sat down, resting her flank and haunches; relaxing for once.

Deadpool cocked his head around and whispered to the readers, “Hey, since Chuck Norris’s pony won’t tell me, why don’t you guys tell me in the comments below; I’d love to hear this story. Between you and me, I don’t think purple bitch pony is royalty at all."

“Hey, who're you talking to back there?” Applejack asked, looking at Deadpool confusinged.

Deadpool looked back at Applejack, “No one,” he quickly responded before walking up and sitting on a chair next to Applejack, and then twiddled his thumbs, waiting patiently. He looked over his shoulder and noticed filly toys on the floor in the corner. He widened his eyes excitedly and got up to go play with them.

Rainbow Dash and Rarity sat down next to Applejack as they look at Deadpool with confused faces and watch him play with the toys like a little kid. The three element bearers looked at each other before shrugging it off and relaxed on the chairs, laying back a bit; he was no Pinkie, but Deadpool sure does act random like her.

Twilight didn't sit down. Instead, she stood in front of a window and looked up at the sky, pondering to herself, "If what Deadpool said is true, then, surely he didn't come alone. If that's the case, who else came with him?"

***Near Ponyville Park***

“Wow, now that Twilight is royalty, I can take as many breaks as I want!" Spike smiled as he walked into town for a stroll, and talking to himself. "Even with more assistants helping her, I’ll still be her number one assistant.” He gloated himself as he walked out of Ponyville, and stumbled into Ponyville Park. "So, what should I do first?” he thought as he walked up and sat on a bench near the slides and jungle gym, ignoring the giddy fillies and young colts playing behind him. He crossed his arms and leaned back on the bench, pondering about something else other than his usual gloating thoughts. “Still," he talked to himself. "If Twilight doesn’t like taking part in being royalty, then why did Celestia turn her into a princess in the first place?” he scratched the side of his head in bewilderment but got nowhere with his unanswered question, “Maybe it's destiny, or something? I don’t know,” After a while of annoying himself with unanswered questioned, he hopped off the bench and walked away, heading outside of the park; and walking over a bridge that lead to the White Tail woods. Being that there have been little to no attacks at all, he figured some decent quiet could help him think better; after all, Celestia's decision to make his mother a princess was still confusing beyond anything he could've imagined.

Spike approached the calming tundra of rustling trees and foliage, never noticing the sudden feel of the ground underneath feet shake in short, pausing patterns; but mysteriously stopped when Spike talked to himself again about Twilight and her new role as princess.

Spike shortly stepped into his own space as he ventured further down the White Tail woods, ignoring his surroundings and what he could stumble upon. Spike, stilled distracted from his racing thoughts, unknowingly walked up and accidentally bumped into a large tree stump, knocking the poor baby dragon off his feet and comically land on his rump. “Ouch!” he grunted as he got back up and brushed dirt off his scales. "Nice one, Spike. Next time, watch where you're--" He stopped mid-sentence when he noticed it suddenly getting dark. He looked down at the ground to see an enormous shadow blanket over him. “What the heck?” he looked at the shack-sized shadow before gazing his eyes at its owner. What he saw next widened his eyes as big as dinner plates; two big, bulky red tree stump stood before him. “Trees in the middle of the path? that’s--" his voice paused when he quickly noticed something wasn't right with these trees "--wait, trees aren’t red” he looked carefully at the trees, only figure out that these weren't trees, at all; they were legs, and the stumps looked like think layered boots. This was no tree, it was a monster; but what kind? Spike's thoughts immediately switched from thinking about Twilight's role to high-tailing it out of there so he wouldn't get eaten. His mind thought that, but his body thought otherwise. He couldn't move a single muscle. Fear engulfed him like a tsunami. The only thing he could do was gulp his saliva down his throat and he slowly craned his head up to see the rest of the terror that stood before; it was huge; bigger than any bear or minotaur he had seen. It was bright red from its chest down to its boots, yet it was tan-ish around the arms with bands around the biceps of the same red color. And the muscles it possessed were much larger than even Bulk Biceps', and would cause Iron Will to fall in envy and wallow in sorrow. In fact, both of them were pint-sized compared to this thing in front of him. Spike looked up to see the head, but could only get a glimpse as a large hand reached out and grabbed him with a firm grip, wrapping around his body like pythons coils. Squinting his eyes, Spike's breathing grew a tad difficult from the mass amount of pressure being created by the giant hand. He tried to open his eyes; he barely could. His mind raced again, but not about Twilight; but about what was going to happen to him. He may be squeezed tight, but he could still feel himself getting lifted off the ground and into the air, but slowly. With a little ounce of breath he could muster, he gruntly said, “Let… go of me!” and those were the only words that came out of his mouth. He could only hold in what little air he had in his lungs.

The giant hand stopped and barely loosened its grip, giving Spike the opportunity to breathe in new air; but he was still trapped in the monster's clutches. It felt like a steel trap. Either way, Spike was thrilled that he was still alive, and breathing in and out fresh air. His thrill quickly turned into fright as he opened his eyes to look at a face so horrifying, so angry, it would give Gilda a run for her bits. Spike's eyes shrunk to pin points as he locked eyes with a goliath. He feared for the worse when it started to talk to him--

“Where is Twilight, you puny dragon,” the monster ask, talking in a low, gruntful voice.

“W-What?”

***Canterlot Hospital***

Hours passed, Deadpool and the five elements waited patiently for any news about Pinkie's condition. Deadpool sat between Applejack and Twilight, twiddling his thumbs while looking at the clock. Time ticked by and patience was grew thin in Deadpool's mind, "How much longer? I can't handle the quiet."

"It's only been thirty minutes Deadpool, be a little more patient," Twilight said. "Find something else to keep you occupied."

Deadpool paused himself and thought about what Twilight said. He glanced over at Rainbow Dash and Rarity, who were taking a nap, and then at Fluttershy playing with a moth. A thought bubble appeared over his head, showing a slideshow of him ripping a piece of Fluttershy's tail off, and using it to tickle Rarity's nose into letting her splat whip-cream on her face. The next prank would involve a cup of warm water and Rainbow's hoof in it. "Hehehe, time to go to work," he whispered to himself as he prepared to prank the unsuspected ponies.

Nurse Redheart opened the doors and walked in the main room, waking Rainbow Dash and Rarity; and ruining Deadpool's upcoming prank, "Damn it." Nurse Redheart approached Twilight and the others with a worrisome frown on her face as they formed a half circle in front of the nurse, “I have good news, and bad news. The good news is--”

“Is my little Pinkie okay?" Deadpool teleported in front of the shocked nurse. "Tell me! Tell me, please?! I want her to live, so we can watch Equestria girls together” Deadpool cried out comically while grabbing Nurse Redheart's shoulders and receiving a confused look from her.

“What in the world?”

Twilight flashed her horn and used her magic on Deadpool to swing him and pin his front view against the ceiling where he can’t move, teleport, or twitch, “Ignore him nurse" she said as she looked at her with a calm, "Please, continue.” 

Redheart still looked confused and surprised as ever at the sight of Deadpool, but she quickly regained her focus and looked at Twilight “Well," she continued, "The good news is, we stopped the bleeding, internal and out. Bad news is, she’s lost so much blood from that injury. The wounds are fixed, but the massive blood loss has put her into a coma. We don’t know if she'll make it or not.”

The whole room was dead silent. Eyes were wide, and hearts were tearing. The words from the nurse slammed into them like anvils. Fluttershy and Rarity sat down on their haunches; both were trying so hard not to cry. Rainbow Dash and Applejack stood there with looks of disbelief, wishing the nurse's words were a lie. Twilight sighed and turned off her magic. "Whoa!" Deadpool crashed to the floor, "I'm okay!" he said, waving his hand behind a chair.

The silence went for a few minutes before Rainbow Dash spoke out, and asked, “Is there anything we can do to snap her out of that coma?”

Nurse Redheart shook her head, "I'm afraid not. We just need to wait and--" her ears perked up "--Wait a minute!" She looked at the ponies before placing a hoof on her chin, “There actually might be a way to save her, but it could be very risky,” she mentioned.

“We'll do whatever it takes," Twilight said. "Just, please, tell us what we need to do?"

“Alright, it is a long shot, but we could perform a blood transfusion on her. If one of you has the exact same blood type like her, there's a possibility we could help save her. All we need to do is-- um...“ Redheart stops mid-sentence, not wanting to go any further and scaring the others; especially Fluttershy. She knows how squeamish the timid pegasus can be. “Anyway, I need blood samples from all of you to see who has the right blood type in order for this transfusion to work”

They all nod in agreement. Fluttershy, on the other hoof, was getting squeamish already; she hated needles just as much as she hated the Everfree forest at night. Deadpool rose back on his feet and looked at the ponies. "Can I join?" he asked, "I've always wanted to do a blood transmutation!"

They all looked at him with mild confusion, having no idea what he meant by that all, but Nurse Redheart shrugged, “Right this way,” she said as she escorted everyone to the blood extraction room.

***White Tail woods***

“I'll ask again, puny dragon: where is Twilight?” the goliath shouted, demanding an answer as her gripped Spike like a stress toy.

Spike grunted through his voice, but spoke out and gave the red monster a response, “I-I don’t know," he struggled to escape the monsters grip. Whatever this thing is, it was after Twilight. And, how did he know Twilight's name? Either way, Spike growled in defiance at the red goliath, "Even if I knew, I’d never tell you,” he shouted at the giant, lying and protecting Twilight as best he could from the brute. He glared at the monster's face and tried to not get intimidated; he was failing, badly. A beat of sweat rolled down the side of his face as the red goliath just stared him down with hellbent eyes and serious straight face, “What are you?”

The red goliath gave Spike a slow, menacing grin, “I’m the boogieman, runt” he reeled his Spike gripped arm as far back as it went.

Spike widened his eyes in fright, confusion and surprise, “What are you going to--” before Spike had time to finish, the giant swung his arm. The moment he released the baby dragon, Spike screamed bloody murder as he was sent hurdling in the air, and straight to Canterlot.

The goliath stood straight and laughed, “Ha, I made a flightless dragon fly. There’s a laugh I haven't had in awhile,” The red goliath placed his bulky hand on the forehead part of his dome helmet as he watched the little dragon fly to a large, white castle on the side of a mountain, “What's this?” The brute looked carefully, eyeing the strange castle miles away from him. “So I threw him over there? huh, must be Twilight’s house," he assumed. "better give her my greetings,” the red goliath grinned before crouching a bit. He launched himself forward and stampeded towards Canterlot.

***Canterlot Hospital; 2 hours later***

“Ow!" Applejack walked out of the extraction room, grunted a bit from the pain of giving a pint of her blood away. She rubbed her thick bandages, "Well, that turned out fine, I guess,” she smiled faintly.

Rainbow Dash was the next to walk out, hanging her head with an annoyed and agitated face, “Easy for you to say, Applejack!" she griped. "I had to wake up Fluttershy three times just so the doctor would get her blood,” Rainbow Dash groaned, flapping her wings to hover in the air.

“I-I’m sorry, Rainbow Dash, but I just don’t like needles. They're so painful!” Fluttershy came out next, timidly hiding behind her mane while folding her bandaged leg next to her chest.

"Three times Fluttershy, three times!" she said irritated. “It was a small prick and you know it!”

Fluttershy backed up and crouched a bit, "I-I... uh--..."

“Leave her alone, Rainbow Dash!" Rarity came out, defending her timid friend, "Be glad we all got it over with," she rubbed her bandaged arm. "Though, I don’t think 'prick' is the right word for what we went through. That really hurt!” Rarity whimpered and went to go set down near the front desk.

“Well, at least most of us were being cooperative," said Twilight as she came out next with Deadpool right beside her. "Deadpool, was ripping your own arm off really necessary? That was just plain gross!" she cringed in disgusted before giving him a sharp glare. "You nearly gave everypony a heart attack! I’m glad Fluttershy fainted before you did that.”

“What?" Deadpool shrugged, holding his disembodied arm. "The nurse said she wanted blood. So, I gave it to her. Worth it, though!" he laughed. "Did you see the look on that one nurse’s face? I thought she was going to shit bricks. That was priceless,” he placed his arm back in its socket, squeezing both sockets as his healing factor repaired what use to be his stubby arm. He flexed and stretched his arm as if it was never cut to begin with. Thank Celestia the ponies didn't see him heal-- all, but Twilight.

Twilight scrunched her muzzle in annoyance before poking Deadpool's ribs with her front hoof, “Look mister, you may be Pinkie's new friend, but around here we don’t take this kind of stuff funny. I suggest you control yourself, or you'll be sent to the Canterlot dungeons!"

Deadpool stood there, annoyed at Twilight's constant nagging, “Look,” he slapped Twilight’s hoof away, “I have my ways of doing thing, you have yours. Get that through your thick skull, Princess uber bitch!” He angrily looked at her, somewhat fed-up with her trying to give him orders. If she wants to have him behave, she'd have to pay him.

“What did you call me?!” Twilight widened her eyes before giving him a death glare, and growling like a wolf.

“You heard me,” Deadpool leaned his head down and shared the same glare as Twilight; electric streams coursing through one another's glare. 

A pair of orange hooves got between Twilight and Deadpool and pushed them back a bit, “That’s enough!” shouted Applejack, getting in the middle of their growing bickering. “We’re all still groggy from that blood extraction, but please, this is a hospital for Celestia's sake! There's no need to turn on each other and act like gosh darn thugs,” she said, keeping a fight from starting. “Let's just simmer down and take a breather. And once we’re all calm--" She gave a sudden glare to Twilight "--I’d like to have a word with you, Twilight,” her tone sounded disappointed. She was not happy with how Twilight had been acting lately. She may be serious but Applejack knew Twilight would never get serious when it came to a fight-- especially in a hospital. 

Rarity stepped in next to Applejack, “Applejack's right, you two. We should all get some rest for the time being. I know I do!" she placed a hoof over her mouth and yawned, "I must have my beauty sleep," she looked at Deadpool with a generous smile. "I’ll work on your outfit sometime later, okay? Deadpool, dear?"

“Fine by me, Marshmallow!” he gave her a thumbs-up, much to Rarity's confusion of the gesture.

Before any of them had time to go home and rest, a royal guard rushed in-- surprising everypony-- and panted from exhaustion before quickly regaining his composure, “Princess Twilight, you are needed in the castle. It’s urgent!”

“What now?” Twilight groaned.

“Well, there goes my beauty sleep,” Rarity whimpered sadly.

“Yay, more action! Where’s that clipboard that makes the clicky, snappy sound?” Deadpool looked around.

“Yup, random like Pinkie Pie. You two are made for each other,” Rainbow Dash laughed at her own joke before actually thinking about that image-- which made her cringe instantly. “On second thought, that would be way too weird and creepy, even for Pinkie Pie”

As they walked out of the hospital to go to the Canterlot castle, Rainbow Dash stopped to look up at the sky and take in the fresh air and sun's ray. She closed her eyes for a second and opened them back up, only to notice a tiny object in the sky. She gave off a confused look before she placed her hoof on her forehead to block out the sun while squinting her eyes, wondering what she's looking at, "What is that?" she thought as the tiny object suddenly grew bigger to show purple and green. "Is that Spike?"

"What about Spike?" Twilight wondered, looking back at Rainbow dash with the others doing the same thing.

"I think I see Spike falling from the sky? 

"And everyone said I was seeing thing?" Deadpool said with an eyebrow raised.

"I'm not seeing things! I think I can see Spike falling--"

"Incoming!" Spike shouted.

Rainbow widened her eyes and gasped, "--Towards me!" she tried to get out of the way but ended up becoming Spike's landed pad as he crashed onto her with a thud. The others jumped back from the impact, shocked and confused from the sudden event.

Spike slowly rose his head up and placed a claw on his scalp, “Ow my head. He looked at the downed Rainbow Dash and smiled sheepishly. "Hehe, thanks for breaking my fall, Rainbow Dash,” he said, sliding off of Rainbow Dash and standing back up.

Rainbow Dash sat up, dazed, confused and seeing stars. She shook her head before glaring daggers at Spike, “What the hell, Spike!" she shouted. "Were you teaching yourself how to fly? Because that was a poor display,” she pointed her hoof at him, and gave another stern glare.

Spike flinched and stepped back from the angry pegasus, "I wasn't flying Rainbow Dash," he responded. "I was thrown here!”

Everyone either gave shocked or confused looks at the young dragon, "thrown?!" they said before Rarity, Twilight and Fluttershy came up to Rainbow Dash and Spike to check for any injuries.

“Goodness, are you alright?” Fluttershy asked Spike as she helped Rainbow Dash on her hooves..

Spike nodded, “I’m fine, Fluttershy. A little shaken, but I’m alright.”

“What in all of Equestria threw you, Spikey-Wikey?” Rarity asked.

Spike blushed with hearts floating behind him, looking at his dream mare with love-filled eyes, “A giant, red monster threw me here, my love”, he spilled in a love-struck voice.

“What?” Rarity raised a brow in confusion, oblivious to Spike's crush on her.

Spike snapped out of his love trance and shook his head. He quickly regained his composure and spoke out, “Uh, nothing, um," he continued. "A giant red monster grabbed me and threw me all the way from Ponyville.”

“Giant red monster?” Twilight walked up to Spike, quite confused about his story, “You sure it wasn't that big red dragon that puffed a lot of smoke in Ponyville way back?” she asked before brushing dirt off of him with her hooves and magic. She thought he was making this up; the only red giant they've ever encountered was the red dragon. She smiled a bit, thinking he was being silly and just hallucinating what he saw; that it was the CMC who did that to Spike, because they got rid of that dragon years ago.

Spike pushed Twilight's hooves away, “It wasn’t that dragon, Twilight!" he barked at her with an annoyed and serious tone. "It was a giant that threw me! It didn't look like anything I’ve seen in those books about giant monsters. It didn’t look like any troll, either!”

Twilight looked at Spike concerned. She never heard her son talk like this before, "Alright then, Spike," She sat straight and gave him a serious look, knowing he was telling the truthn “What else did this 'giant' do?” she asked. "What does it want?"

“Well," he thought, "It wanted to know where you were, Twilight.”

The ponies widen their eyes-- except Deadpool who stood there behind the ponies just listening while staring off into space at the same time, being bored out of his mind.

Twilight leaned her head back, “Me? What does it want with me?”

Spike shrugged, “I don’t know. He threw me before I even got a chance to ask.”

Twilight sighed softly before looking at Spike with a soft smile, “Well, I’m glad you’re alright, Spike,” she hugged her son close, giving him comfort just like how her mother use to do when she was a filly.

Spike smiled, enjoying Twilight's soft embrace, “Thanks, Twilight,” he hugged his mother back in return. The other ponies d'awwed over this before Spike took notice of Deadpool  behind them, “Um, Twilight, who’s that guy?”

Twilight released Spike and looked back at Deadpool, “This is Deadpool; he's a pain in the flank that came out of nowhere, and drove Gilda away; so I’ve heard” she said unamused.

"Wow, that's cool!"

"I'll introduce you to him real quick. We're kind of in a hurry."

"Um, alright," Spike said as he and Twilight approached Deadpool-- even though he didn't noticed them coming.

"Deadpool? I'd like you to meet--..." Twilight noticed Deadpool wasn't paying attention. She groaned in annoyance, "--Deadpool!" she shouted.

Deadpool flinched and snapped out of his fantasy world, "What, who, where?" he looked down at Twilight and frowned behind his mask. "What do you want now? Haven't I gotten enough of your nagging already?" he said unamused, receiving chuckles and smirks from the other ponies.

Twilight rolled her eyes before speaking to him and showing him Spike, "Deadpool, I'd like you to meet--"

Deadpool gasped-- interrupting Twilight-- and pointed at Spike, "♪Holy fucking shit, It's a dinosaur! ♫ Jesus Cri-iii-ist, what the fuck! ♪Oh my fucking god, fucking dinosaurs, holy shi-iii-it, what the fuuu-uuuu-uuuck!♪"

Spike raised a confused from Deadpool's singing, "What's a dinosaur?" he asked.

Twilight facehooved herself and shook her head in frustration from what she just heard. She sighed and calmed herself before going on, "Anyway, this is my son, Spike," she looked at Spike and smiled a bit. "Spike, this is Deadpool. He'll be here in our world for a while.

"Wait," Spike crossed his arms. "Weren't you the one who fought Gilda in Ponyville?" the young dragon asked.

“That's right, little dinosaur!" he brought out his BB pistol and twirled it around his finger before gripping its grip. "All I did was blast her in the ass with this. Bang, Bang!" he comically pretended to fire the fake gun. 

“He does, however, tend to go crazy, and-- oddly enough-- almost shares the same personality like Pinkie,” Twilight explained with bewildered thoughts.

“Hey, I can’t help it if I’m awesome,” Deadpool says, putting his pistol away. "But don't get the idea of Pinkie and I being twins. That's not legitimately possible," he perked his head, getting a brain fart, "Unless if you count those Wakfu twin, then anything's possible," he shrugged.

Twilight rolled her eyes again before looking at Spike, “Anyway, now that introductions are out of the way, do you remember what the monsters face looked like?” she asked.

Without hesitation, Spike answered with a terrified tone, “I do," he said, "His face was as red as an apple. And his glare was so scary that it would give Nightmare Moon a run for her bits,” he shuttered. "Teeth flaring and that soul piercing glare," Spike cringed. If terror had a face, he sure as Tartarus found it; and he never wanted to see it again.

Twilight frowned a little before reeling in Spike for another comforting hug and giving him a gentle nuzzle; motherly instincts kicking in immediately in a snap. She may not like being a princess, but being an adoptive mother was another thing. She tried her best to calm her son down, and it worked-- even though Spike felt embarrassed. Their friends watching them made it worse for him. He sighed and thought that this was a bad time for Twilight to go mother on him, but he secretly didn't mind her hugs; they felt as soft as fresh bed-sheets.

Deadpool leaned close to Applejack, "So, how did this come about?" he asked her with a very confused and curious look. "Did princess naggy pop that dinosaur out of her belly?"

Applejack looked at Deadpool with a confused look of her own. And before she could explain anything to the clueless merc, Twilight released Spike and glance at Deadpool.

"Deadpool!" Twilight called out.

Deadpool immediately left Applejack and rushed to Twilight's side, standing like a soldier and giving her a salute, “You called, royal hayness highness?”

“Do you know anything about this?” Twilight asked with a raised brow.

"About what?"

"About the red giant. Do you know anything about it?"

Deadpool thought about Twilight's question for a second before getting a light-bulb above his head, “Well, it isn't the jolly green giant. I know that much,” he joked, referring to the Hulk.

Twilight gave a serious, unamused glare at Deadpool. She was in no mood for any humor, games or funny business. She was about to chew him out when the royal guard spoke out, “I hate to break it to everypony, but we must get to the castle now.”

“Fine. I guess will take matters at hoof with Celestia, because she will take things more seriously,” Twilight glared daggers at Deadpool before she walked off with her friends and son, letting the guard escort them to Celestia's castle.

"What I say?" Deadpool shrugged as he followed the ponies.

***Unknown void***

“Ugh! Where am I?" Pinkie Pie examined her surroundings. "Am I in school? No, it’s too dark to be school. Am I in a cave? No, I would hear bats by now," She thought hard to herself, but couldn't get a clear answer from all the floating she's doing, "Where am I? And why am I floating?” Pinkie Pie looked down and spun her body like a ball, clueless about her new surroundings. She stopped her loops and grew agitated and bored, “Am I dead?” she smacked herself, “Ow! No, I’m not dead, I felt that. What’s going on?!” She shouted as she voice traveled the vast emptiness of an echoing, lifeless, black void. 

“You are merely dreaming, young Pinkie Pie,” a calm, English language voice called out to her.

Pinkie's ears twitched as she perked her body straight, still floating. She looked around for the source of the voice, “That voice, I recognize somehow." she looked around again before smiling her trademark smile, "Is that you sandcolt?" she called out, "how are you doing?”

Pinkie Pie heard a chuckle before hearing the voice speak again, “I am not the sandcolt, Pinkie Pie!”

“I know,” she snickered, “I knew it was you all along, Princess Luna.”

The dark void suddenly changed, becoming more like Sugarcube corner. Pinkie Pie smiled and gazed in excitement about the scenery; the kitchen, the front desk, the tables and all the candy was in alphabetical order. “Alphabetical order? I think you need to watch more episodes, Author. You’re really losing your game here!”

“Who are you speaking too, Pinkie Pie?” said Luna, appearing in front of the pink mare in a bright flash and approached her in the middle of the main room. 

“No one, Princess Luna.” Pinkie giggled. “So what’s going on here, Princess? Where am I?” she asked.

“Thou art merely dreaming, Pinkie Pie." Luna answered kindly. "Your brain is in a state of suspended-animation. But, its somehow rapidly fixing itself and making you have a dream like this; which made it easy for me to enter and speak to thee”

Pinkie Pie looked at Luna with a childish, confused face, having no clue what Luna said and wondering how the holy mother of cupcakes did she survive, “But if I’m dreaming, doesn’t that mean I’m still alive? Cause I remember defending the Cake family from a nasty diamond dog, and…nothing after that.”

“Thou were unconscious under a pile of barrels from the dog's strike. Your friends got you out, but thou hath been severely injured by the attack that they quickly took you to the hospital,” Luna explained.

“So, I’m in a hospital, lying in a bed unconscious?”

Luna nodded, “Yes.”

“Oh,” she looked around, then back at Luna, “how am I still alive? Outside in the real world, I mean.”

“Thou hath received a blood transfusion from one of the nurses. Thou art having blood being put in you now as we speakth”

Pinkie Pie gasped and gave a look of shock before cringing, “Eww! Gross, gross, gross!” she hopped around in a crazy manner, jumping from table to table before landing in front of an confused, yet entertained, Luna, “I have somepony’s blood in me? That just wrong! So very wrong!” she whined like a filly. And even though she can't feel anything, that didn't stop her from being grossed out, “Whose blood is it, anyway?”

“One of your friends, Pinkie Pie,” Luna responded.

Pinkie perked her ears and sat straight with a happy smile, “Oh! Then that’s a different story," she giggled as if it was never a bother to her from the start, “So which one of my friends blood do I have in me?” she asked the bewildered Luna. To think Pinkie would get over the disturbing information so quickly is beyond baffling to the lunar princess. She's never spent any time with the hyperactive mare, other than the Nightmare Night event; but that didn't really count in Luna's eyes. She did remember Twilight informing her about Pinkie's hyper, bubbly, happy nature and how she loved to party, but seeing it first hoof was almost alien to her. Either way, it was still thrilling to be in the presence  of another who was having a happy-go-luck, positive attitude; even if she knew this mare was having a near death experience.

Luna smiled a bit, "Thou art in for a surprise” she said. "Thou won't believe shares the same blood as you."

Pinkie gave Luna an eager smile, wanting to know who donated his or her blood to her, “Ooo, um, Is it Rarity? She is the element of generosity.”

“A good guess, but nay”

“Rainbow Dash?”

Luna nodded her head, “Thou would think that, but nay as well”

“… Fluttershy?”

“Nay either. She passed out very easily.”

Pinkie snickered and giggled, letting out a few snorts, too. "Yeah, I can see that. That mare is scared of almost everything."

"Doth thou give up?" Luna smirked deviously.

Pinkie Pie rubbed her head with both of her hooves to try and think of any more candidates, but grunts in frustration, "Gah! I'm out of ideas. I'm too unconscious to think!"  

Luna grinned in victory, “It’s Deadpool!” she revealed

Pinkie Pie widened her eyes and dropped her jaw to the floor, never expecting to hear that, "What?!" she exclaimed. "Deadpool's blood!"

Luna nodded, “Your ears do not deceive you. You have Deadpool's blood in your veins. You and him share the same blood type. And as such, you are healing at a rapid pace. A 'healing factor' if thou call it”

“So, Deadpool… saved me?” Pinkie started to blush.

“In real terms, yes; Deadpool saved you from being in the hands of death.”

“This calls for a party when I wake up!” Pinkie started bouncing up and down, circling around Luna. She even blushed at the thought of Deadpool saving her.

Luna smiled, happy to see Pinkie Pie smile and be her happy-go-lucky self. 

“But first off, let’s have a tea party. Tea party with a princess, I must be dreaming. I’ve wanted to party with you for a long time”

Luna cocked her head to the side and raised a confused brow, "You... want to have a tea party with me?"

“Of course, silly," Pinkie giggled at Luna with a giddy smile. "I throw parties for everypony; whether gryphon, dragon, mule or pony, I'll throw them any sort of party," she smiled again. "But this is the first time a had a dream party with a princess"

Luna smiled back, loving the idea of having a tea party with Pinkie, “We thank thee, Pinkie Pie.” She was never known as a party pony; slumber, birthday, or tea party. She was always shy when she was around other ponies, even in her youth. But, for some reason, she felt happy to throw this tea party; even though it wasn't real. It was still really nice. 

“You're super-duper welcome,” Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing to smile, only to develop a strange feeling through her head, “I feel funny. Not in funny, ha-ha sort of way. Funny as in weird,” Pinkie looked down to feel the strange sensation coarse down her body and caused her stomach to gargle. 

“Art thou okay, Pinkie Pie?” Luna asked, a little worried.

“I think so. I just have a weird feeling in my tummy," she held her stomach.

“Is there something we can do to help thou?”

“Its fine, Princess Luna. I think I--” the gargling started to intensify louder "--Oh man, I think I’m going blow.” Luna watched Pinkie Pie crouch down and her stomach. The gargling in Pinkie's stomach grew louder. If other ponies were in the area around them, it would've been highly noticeable. To avoid danger, Luna backed away a bit from Pinkie Pie and watched to see what would happen next. She then watched as Pinkie Pie pushed herself back on her hooves, and gave Luna a somewhat painful look.

"I can feel it--" The gargling now sounded like it was traveling through her body “--Here it comes!” Pinkie Pie grunted and squeezed her eyes shut. Luna nervously bit her lip, scared and worried about Pinkie Pie. Her instincts told her to go get the nurses, and help Pinkie. Panic slowly engulfed her mind, but a loud, ripping sound instantly disintegrated that instinct and replaced it with confusion baaarrrrrrooommmmm!!!!!!! a loud, gassy, green smoked fart exploded out of Pinkie Pie derriere. The force collided with the desktop behind her, causing it to explode into millions of pieces along with the wall and entire kitchen-- the destruction mixed with the power butt fumes was like a miniature hurricane. 

Luna covered her muzzle with one hoof and swerved the green, noxious air with her hoof; desperately trying to blow the stink away. Her eyes watered from the powerful, foul stench that surrounded her and its owner. “Thou have extremely bad flatulence, Pinkie Pie! What did thou eat before coming to the dream world?” she says, holding her hoof over her mouth.

“Must have been the chimichangas I ate yesterday. They were so good; I ate over five of ‘em” Pinkie Pie smiled, relieved to have gotten rid of her gas.

"Mother of my sister! That's foul!" Luna's eyes grew waterier from the stench. No matter how hard she tried covering her muzzle, the smell would not leave. "And we thought that Celestia had catatonic gas! This just ties with it!"

Pinkie Pie flopped on her back and laughed hysterically, “Stop it Luna, it hurts!" she snorted and laughed much to Luna's confusion. "Don't you know this is just a dream?” Pinkie Pie asked before pulling a large fan out of her mane and flipped the switch in the back, powering it on; and blowing her own butt fumes out of existence.

Once the air was pure and uncontaminated, Luna inhaled as much clean air as her lungs can take, then took a few deep breaths and breathed easily. When she did, she tried to cook up some theories on what just happened, "Strange, dreams don't normally do something like that. Why was it able to harm me? Or, in fact, almost cause me to faint?" Luna groaned before looking back to see Pinkie Pie sit back and smile at her with a giddy giggle.

“Anyway, shall we have that tea party?" Pinkie Pie asked?

Luna nodded with a faint smile “Yes, let us enjoy our time of tea.”

Pinkie smiled again and clapped her hooves as a table appeared before them with tea cups, donuts and crumpets. As they walked up and sat on opposite sides and facing one another, Luna took note of Pinkie's dream coming into place as she noticed things appearing one by one and floating aimlessly; like, Gummy wearing a mime costume and riding a unicycle, flowers dancing the conga, Spike burping bubbles, a talking cheese goat, and an orange orb with four stars.

“Amazing!" Luna watched in bewilderment. "I see Deadpool’s healing factor is working faster than I thought” she gazed more at the astonishing scenery.

“Hi, Gummy and Spike!” Pinkie waved her hoof in a happy, hyper way before going back to having her tea party with the night princess. After a few hours of quality tea time, mysterious wind slowly started to breeze through Sugar Cube Corners. “What's going on now?” Pinkie pondered as the wind grew stronger.

“Hmm, it seems as thou art about to wake up, Pinkie Pie," Luna said. "If thou were intended to have longer sleep, you're wish would not be grant. It appears that Deadpool’s blood has done its job, and now it is time for thou to wake up. Pinkie Pie, be ready for a surprise that awaits for you when thou wakes up,” Luna gets up from her chair and backs away, slowly beginning to fade. 

“Wait, I still have two questions; did you want sugar with your tea?! And, how did you know about everything that happen today?” she shouted as Luna and the inside of Sugar Cube Corner faded to black.

In Pinkie's hospital room, Pinkie Pie snapped her eyes open and shifted them around her hospital room before looking at her own body covered in a body cast and her left arm with an incision dug in her skin, with a blood bag completely empty.

"Best tea party ever!" Pinkie Pie smiled with a giddy giggle.

***Canterlot, near Celestia's castle***

“Finally, we made it!" Deadpool whined as he and the ponies walked up near the stairs to the castle. "That took forever!”

Twilight looked at Deadpool and rolled her eyes, annoyed with his behavior, “Deadpool, it was only a two mile walk."

“But that’s still too far!” Deadpool swung his arms down like a little kid, yet to some who noticed, he was having some fun and trying to push some buttons; and Twilight was the perfect target for him, and on occasion he'll mess with Rarity.

“Yeesh! And I thought you complained a lot,” Rainbow Dash smirked and talked to Rarity.

“I beg your pardon!" Rarity retorted, looking at Dash with a slightly stern look. "I do not complain as much as him. In fact, I don’t complain at all!” she let out a dramatically looked away from her with a quick 'hmmf', "The nerve."

Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looked at Rarity each with one raised brow. They knew Rarity complained as much as the next pony, and she knew it; but her having to admit it was somewhat tricky. But today, they grew tired of Rarity trying to hide the fact that she complains, so they continued to give the white mare the same looks.

Rarity opened her right eye and saw the looks her friends were giving. She turned her head towards them with a confused look, “What?" They stared at her long enough for her to realize that acting wasn't going to help her out this time. She bit her bottom lip before sighing in defeat. "Ok, fine. I admit it. I complain," her friends smiled at her and chuckled. "But I’m not complaining right now, am I?” Rarity asked in a high-ish calm voice.

"No you're not, sugarcube," Applejack said as they walked up the stair and towards the big door, only to be halted by the royal guard.

“Right this way,” said the royal guard as he opened the doors to Celestia's castle.

They walk into the castle and were focused on the task at hoof, until Deadpool decided to sit on Twilight's back, “Onward, my trusty steed” He said in a western accent. "Yeehaw!"

Twilight snorted in anger and looked back at Deadpool with a one-eyed death glare, taking offense to his action, “Excuse me!" She said with a stern tone as she flicked her magic on and surrounded him with it, “Get off me!” with little to no effort, she tossed him in the air and off of her. Applejack and the other element bears, as much as they would agree to that offense, chuckled behind Twilight and tried to make it obvious for her.

Deadpool flew in the air singing, “I believe I can fly, I believe I can--” he crashed on the wall over a multiple stairway with a splat. He heaved as he slid down the wall and plopped on the floor in a daze. 

The ponies walk in to the main hall with mixed reactions, "I know he acts like Pinkie in a way, but; what a spas," Applejack said. "And, that was the worst western accent I’ve ever heard,” her face went from amusement to an unamused frown.

“Welcome everypony,” Celestia greeted, walking down the left stairway and towards the ponies before taking note of Deadpool lying down behind her. She raised a brow before looking back at her subjects, “How did it go out there?” she asked. "Did you get rid of the Diamond dogs?"

Twilight nodded, "We did, Princess Celestia. However, there were a few casualties, and--"

“It was horrifying!” Rarity replied.

"So... much... blood..." Fluttershy hid her traumatized face behind her mane.

“We were almost dog chow out there!" Rainbow said before going on to tell Celestia her side of the story "It’s a good thing a certain somepony knew kung fu. You should've seen it, it was so awesome!” she smiled excitedly, mentioning Deadpool.

“Who, Ra’s Al Ghul?” Deadpool said, with question marks over his head while sitting on Applejack.

“She was talking about you, dunderhead,” Applejack said in a joking tone. "Wait? How'd you get on my back?"

"You mean Deadpool took out all those dogs?" Celesta raised a brow, surprised by the revelation.

“You bet, solar horse!" he hopped off of Applejack and pulled his katanas out of their sheaths, showing her the blades. "I chopped them up with these two bitches “ he posed in front of Celestia, much to her amazement by the swords. He slid his swords back in there holders and puts on a chef's hat, "I make ze hotdogs with ketchup and french fries, no? Zey would make fine delicacies. Ho-ho-ho-ho!"  

Minutes later, Luna walked down the stairs and overheard their conversation, “Did you find out anything else about this assault?” she asked.

Twilight nodded, “Yes, I know who sent the Diamond Dogs,” Twilight glances at Luna before telling her, and her friends, “It was Queen Chrysalis who sent those dogs to Canterlot”

Everyone, except Deadpool, widened their eyes in shock from Twilight's answer. Last time they saw Chrysalis, she almost ruined Cadence and Shining Armor’s wedding. Why has she returned?

Fluttershy and Rarity looked up at Deadpool who was just standing there with his arms crossed. He then noticed the two ponies looking at him and flinched, "Oh, uh--" he placed his hands on his cheeks "--Le gasp!"

“Why she teamed up with the dogs is beyond strange, but whatever is going on something big is going to happen," Twilight said with a concerned look. "Is my brother and sister-in-law ok?” Twilight asked Celestia in worried tone.

Celestia smiled and nodded to her, “From what I’ve heard; yes, they are doing fine. The attackers have retreated, for now. 

"That's good to hear," Twilight sighed in relief.

"They still want you to come to the Crystal Kingdom; they have a big surprise waiting for you."

“Really?" Twilight perked her head. "What is it?” Twilight said, curious to know.

“You’ll have to go to the Crystal Kingdom and see. I Pinkie promised to them not to tell you,” Celestia said that as a joke, but she seemed more stern than comical.

“You’ll love it! It’s a most wonderful surprise,” Luna said, smiling at Twilight. Celestia, on the other hoof, wasn’t smiling. She had a somewhat disappointed look on her face.

"Whoa! Princess with a frown," Deadpool said. "I think it's time to turn that frown--" he was suddenly trampled by the other element bears, forcing him down in order for him to not do or say anything stupid. They pinned him down as Twilight sat there with Spike looking up at Princess Celestia, knowing all too well what's going through the sun princess's mind.

Twilight sighed, “I know what you’re thinking, Princess Celestia," she talked to her with confidence and a strong demeanor "But I’ve made up my mind and decided to choose this. There are so many thing I should learn about, and when you turned me into a princess, I felt like you gave me this title way too early. I’m sorry, Celestia.” Twilight frowned but stayed strong, hoping Celestia would understand and accept the apology. If not, then she'd still understand.

"What did Hasbro do?" Deadpool thought.

Celestia closed her eyes for a few seconds before opening them to look at her former student with a small smile, “I completely understand your choice, Twilight." this caused Twilight to relax a bit. "I may have turned you into something you would’ve waited a bit longer for, but I had a reason to do it." she sighed softly. "As much as I don't agree with your choice, it had to be made; and I’ll respect that,” she was still disappointed in Twilight, wishing she would have embraced her new princess role and responsibilities instead of choosing to wait longer to accept those roles. Maybe it was her mistake to make her a princess sooner. Either way, destiny had ideas, it would've been a matter of time when it happened. Still, with that roaming in Celestia's mind, another made itself know, “Though I'm quite surprised" she said with an eyebrow raised. "How did you find a spell to reverted yourself back to a unicorn, yet still have your same height?” Luna was bewildered by this as well, never noticing until her sister now brought up. "Did you find the spell in a book?"

Twilight smiled at Celestia, “Funny you should asked that. I didn’t find the spell in any book," she chuckled deviously. "As a matter of fact, I made it.” She smiled proudly.

"Seriously?!" Rainbow exclaimed.

“You made a spell of your own? How in Equestria where you able to do that, Twilight?” Rarity asked in bewilderment and astonishment.

Twilight blushed a bit, “It wasn’t really difficult. I had a few issues here and there, but I perfected it in less than three days,” she smiled sheepishly and proud of herself for what she accomplished.

“What else does the spell do, Twilight” Fluttershy asked.

“I’ll explain once we have time to go to the Crystal Kingdom. Right now, we have other things to worry about.”

"Like Pinkie's condition and that giant red monster roaming around?" Spike asked.

"Exactly."

"Then why don't we head the throne room. Perhaps we can figure out what's happening and as to why Deadpool and this red giant are here," Celestia suggested. The ponies and Deadpool all agreed to that suggestion as they and the princesses headed to the throne room to figure out what's going on.

The doors to Celestia and Luna's throne room opened, the alicorns, ponies and Deadpool walk in as Celestia and Luna walk up to their thrones and sat down, looking down at their subjects as they approached them near the stairs.

Before any of them had time to speak, a bright pink flash appeared behind ponies and Deadpool, then disappeared without anyone noticing as an all-too familiar voice called out to them, “Is everypony having a party without me?” the entire group took a sharp turn to see none other than Pinkie Pie stand in front of the entrance to the throne room with a giddy smile on her face, and wearing an outfit that bore a striking resemblance to Deadpool's outfit.

They all gasped in shock, confusion, and surprise. Pinkie is back and looking better than ever. They couldn't believe their luck and the relief that was coursing through them. In a fit of excitement they shouted "Pink--"

“Pinkie!” Deadpool interrupted them. In his own excitement, he ran up to her with open arms.

“Tomato Man!” Pinkie Pie replied with a happy smile and galloped toward Deadpool.

Just like a boy and his dog, Pinkie Pie jumped up into Deadpool's arms and they hugged each other tightly. Deadpool dropped to his knees, "It's a miracle, Auntie Em!

The other five galloped up to Deadpool and surrounded him, happy to see Pinkie Pie awake and well, somehow.

“Pinkie, you’re alright?!” Twilight said, happy, yet confused.

“Of course I am, silly," Pinkie winked, "It’s not going to take a coma to keep this mare from having fun,” she chuckled and hugged Deadpool, again.

“Did the transfusion work? Who has the same blood type as you?” Applejack asked eager to know like everyone else.

"Well, um..." Pinkie blushed dark and smiled sheepishly. She giggled briefly, “I’m hugging him.”

“What?!” they all shouted at the same time. Not ever believing it, or seeing it coming. They figured Deadpool and Pinkie had similar things, but they never expected him and Pinkie to share the same blood types. Now more questions flew through their minds.

“You and Deadpool are the same blood type?” Fluttershy asked in a soft tone. 

“Yup!” Pinkie replied.

"Do you feel any different, darling?" Rarity asked.

"Well--"

“Hold it!" Deadpool spoke out. "I bet I know what it is,” he said before pulling out his desert eagle, putting the barrel next to Pinkie's head and pulling the trigger, shooting the pink mare's temple and blasting a large, gaping hole through the other side Pinkie Pie's head. The sound from the gun echoed across the castle, alerting anyone who heard the shot from outside. Nearly all the royal guards rushed to the doorway and burst them open, just in time to see Pinkie Pie fly out of Deadpool's arms with blood sprinkling out from her head and plop down on the floor, laying like a dead corpse in a pool of its own blood.

Everyone and everything went silent. Twilight, Applejack and Rainbow Dash’s jaws drop with eyes full of horror. Fluttershy and Rarity cover their mouths, trying not to cry and puke at the same from what they just witnessed. Celestia widen her eyes at the scene she just witnessed. She felt as if Deadpool betrayed them and was going to try and kill everyone. Luna-- on the other hoof-- just watched. She knew about Pinkie’s new ability, but chose not to say anything. She did, however, place a hoof on her sister's shoulder to let her know that things are okay. Celestia, at first, thought she wasn't thinking straight, but when she saw the assuring face on her sister, she calmly took her word for it.

Twilight shifted her attention away from Pinkie's body and on to Deadpool. Her eyes contorted from shocked to unstable rage as her face slowly turned into an enrage snarl.

Deadpool looked at Pinkie's corpse before putting his weapon away and looking back at the ponies behind him. But as fast as his mind could take it, a powerful blast of magic slammed into him and sent him flying over the guards, causing him to crash against the wall upside down facing it, while leaving tons of cracks upon the heavy impact. “Ow...” his voice sounded weak.

The guards looked up at Deadpool see him imprinted on the wall. They looked back to see Twilight with a face so angry, it would either scare Discord into hiding under a rock, or caused Shining Armor to hide in places that were deemed impossible to find. The guards backed away in fright and left a clear path for the enraged Twilight to watch Deadpool thump on the floor, and leaving an imprint on the wall.

“You murderer!” Twilight shouted in pure rage, letting her rage echo across the castle. Her eyes flared a bright green with faded shades of purple magic appearing out of the side of her eyes, making her look like a demon from Tartarus. Her anger had reached its peak. That was the final straw. Twilight slowly walked towards Deadpool with the thought of putting him in a hospital covered in a body cast.

Applejack and the others couldn't believe what Deadpool did; he killed Pinkie right in front of them. Why? Yet they also couldn’t believe what it brought out of Twilight. It's as if they haven't seen this side of Twilight before. In fact, they haven’t seen this side at all. Has the princess power gone to her head? Did Twilight have an inner demon they didn’t know about? Not even Celestia knew about this, too? Whatever the case, Deadpool unleashed a power deep within Twilight that could possibly be as equal to Celestia and Luna. Applejack tried to stop Twilight from causing an apocalypse, but something in her mind told her not to interfere. The other ponies where having the same feeling, but all they could do was watch on.

Twilight was about to pass her dead friend when a red hoof appeared out of nowhere and smacked her across the face, forcing her on her hind legs and causing her to trip on her own hoof, then land on her back. The blow even snapped Twilight out of her soon-to-be rampage.

“Yeesh Twilight, calm down. I’m fine. See?” Pinkie Pie sat back up and showed everyone that the wound Deadpool's weapon caused was completely healed, as though she was never harmed to begin with.

Everyone was shocked to see this, yet was also relived that Pinkie Pie was still alive. Luna smiled, secretly impressed that she was right all along. Even Celestia was surprised about this turn of events. 

Twilight shook her head and got back on her hooves, placing a hoof on her cheek and rubbed it, “Pinkie, I thought you were dead. And, OW! Since when did you become a heavy hitter?” she groaned a bit from the pain.

Pinkie rolled her eyes, “Were you not listening? Some Deadpool's blood is now a part of me, meaning--” she lets the others answer the rest.

They thought about it for a second before Applejack spoke out, “Oh! I think I get it,” she continued. “Because of the transfusion with Deadpool's blood, you are able heal your own wounds at a rapid pace, can’t ya?”

Pinkie pulled out a bell and dings it three times, “We have a winner! What does she win, Deadpool?”

“A few bucks to buy me some pain pills,” he weakly said, still in the same position he was before.

Pinkie Pie giggled before looking back at her friends, still baffled at her new abilities.

“So, does that mean you can’t be injured by anything big?” Fluttershy asked.

“It means I can’t die, girls!”

“What?! You get to live longer than all of us. That bites,” Rainbow Dash pouted.

Rarity looked over Pinkie's body to examine any new features. She didn't have to look long, “Wait," she said. "Now that I look at it. Pinkie, you look a bit younger than you did before. Is it part of Deadpool's 'blood'?”

“Well, duh!” Pinkie smiled.

“Incredible,” Rarity said astonished, yet jealous of what happened to Pinkie Pie. 

Pinkie Pie smiled wide and suddenly teleported to Deadpool, lifting him off the ground with little to no effort and teleporting back to her friends, placing him down; much to her friend's confusion.

Pinkie looked back at her friends and a raised confused brow, “What?”

They said nothing and causally turned their attentions back to Celestia while Deadpool sat up fully healed. He looked at Pinkie Pie and gazed his eyes at her new outfit, then whistled. “Gotta say, you look damn good in that outfit, Pinkie Pie,” he complemented her with a wink.

Pinkie Pie looked at Deadpool before blushing and smiling sheepishly, ”Aww, Thanks, d-piddy. But I should be thanking you. If it wasn't for your blood, I wouldn't be here.”

Deadpool chuckled, “No problem, if you need more blood in you, just let me know and I'll call Dr. Zed,” he gave her a thumbs up and smiled under his mask before they both started to laugh.

“Princess Celestia, how are Shining Armor and Cadence doing now?” Twilight asked.

“They are doing just fine. You and your friends can go see them."

“I’m not going out there! Not with that red monster still on the loose,” Spike said, shivering in fear next to Twilight.

“Red Monster?” Luna said, tilting her head in confusion.

“Oh right, I almost forgot," Twilight said as she told Luna what she told Celestia. "Spike said there was a giant, red monster roaming around Equestria. I don’t know if Chrysalis is behind this, but whatever this thing is, it’s coming for me,” Twilight said, getting a tad nervous about what's to come.

“Well, I’m sure you and your friends can handle the situation, but if it gets too rough out there, we’ll aid you in the fight.”

“Thank you, Princess Celestia.”

Pinkie stepped in and spoke, jumping on Twilight's back, “Oh! Did I forget to mention I had a tea party with Princess Luna?"

Luna softly gasped and widened her eyes as Celestia look at her with a sharp frustrated glare. Luna narrowed her eyes at her sister and smiled innocently with a little, fake laugh.

Twilight bucked Pinkie off of her and lets her land on her hooves, “Come on, future Deadpool,” she walked passed Pinkie with a slight chuckle.

“Future? Pfft, I’d prefer being his sidekick.”

"I’m okay with that!” Deadpool smiled under his mask. "After all, the title of this story is our names," Pinkie Pie slipped on a mask of her own while Deadpool yammered.

“Oh great, double the crazy,” Rainbow Dash sighed as she walked out of the main hall with the others and out of the castle, walking down the stairs.

Once they were out, they quickly noticed smoke floating in the sky, and it seemed to be trailing to Ponyville. Even at Celestia's castle, they could see fire dancing over homes and stores, slowly burning them into ashes as ponies scattered out of their homes and away from Ponyville, screaming in horror.

"What in tarnation?" Applejack said, looking over the small town to see if she could see anything that might've caused the flames

“Could it be those Diamond Dogs, again? Or was it that red monster you told us about, Spike?” Rarity asked the terrified dragon.

“I don’t know,” He said, hiding behind Rarity’s leg. "I think so"

“Oh please, if it’s those flea bitten mutts,” Deadpool walked up in front of the ponies and baby dragon and turned around to look at them. “I’ll just kick their asses like I did before," he shrugged. "I mean what could be worse than an army of jewel loving, dumbass dogs?"

A massive hulking figure landed a mere foot behind Deadpool with an earth-shattering boom, landing on its feet and kicking up a large dirt cloud before having it quickly fade away. Deadpool widened his eyes in shock, but didn't turn around. The ponies took step back as they looked up at this massive being with disbelieving faces. 

Spike screamed in pure terror before he ran back to the castle, "It’s him! The giant, red monster!” he said as he bolted inside to hide.

The giant hulking beast crouched before raising back to his full height, standing eight-feet tall; much taller than any minotaur or troll. The red goliath narrowed his eyes and looked down at the ponies in front of him. Groaning a deep growl and baring his white teeth at them, he clinched his massive hands into forming fists the size of boulders. The sound of the bones in his hands popped the moment he clenched them. Few of the ponies cringed from hearing that and thought that that must've hurt, even though the massive being was unphased by it. Fluttershy was the only one who backed away further from the monster and jumped in a bush near the castle wall. The other ponies stood their ground, yet remained too shocked and terrified to even move. The red goliath then narrowed his eyes further down to see Deadpool stand before him, but never face him. The red goliath groaned slightly, frustrated that of all the things he didn't want run into, it had to have been Deadpool. Then again, he was also a tad thrilled, too.

“Wilson?!” the red goliath said in a low, intimidating voice.

"That voice," Deadpool raised a brow and twirled around his body around to look at the colossal beast. He looked up and widened his eyes again, surprised at the being standing in front of him. “Marko? Cain Marko! Hey! Fancy meeting you here," he greeted his former friend and ally. "Have you been working out? You look ripped. And did you get taller?”

The red goliath rolled his eyes and gave Deadpool an irritated glare, “Shut up, idiot!" he barked. "I knew I'd run into you soon or later. Do you have any idea what kind of shit you caused?"

"The type of shit that feels really good to shit out?"

"No!" the red goliath shouted. "Doesn't matter anyway. This'll be a perfect opportunity for me to beat you to a bloody pulp!” The red giant pounded his fists together, creating a sonic boom upon impact; much to Rainbow Dash's amazement.

Twilight finally spoke out and broke the verbal conflict between the two, “Um, excuse me, but, w-who are you?” Twilight asked in fear, getting the red goliath's attention.

“Who am I? Who am I! I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
> Fight with the Juggernaut
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Who?” Rainbow Dash asked confusedly.

“I’m the Juggernaut. Pay attention, stupid pony!” Juggernaut yelled, snapping at the blue horse before him. Rainbow Dash and the others covered their ears. His yelling was so loud that it almost mimicked Luna’s royal Canterlot voice.

Twilight uncovered her ears and bravely glanced up at the Juggernaut, “How did you get here, monster?” she asked him as she secretly surveyed his appearance. He was huge compared to her, Celestia and any other friend she knew. She had never seen anything like him before. Sheer muscle and near red all over his body. The dome head was kind of funny, though. But his leer was not; it was filled with anger. With how he and Deadpool are similar in standing on two legs, she figured Juggernaut knew Deadpool but shared no friendship with him. Though, that's the least bit concerning seeing as how he acted like he wanted something. 

Juggernaut rolled his eyes and waved a finger at Twilight, “First off, don’t call me 'monster'. Second, I’m sure Wilson filled you puny ponies in on what happened, right?” Juggernaut looked down at Deadpool with an annoyed and impatient glare. "Right?"

“Oh, that was you? I thought it was Rhino?” Deadpool said, “You two almost look alike."

Juggernaut facepalmed and groaned in annoyance, “You're an idiot, Wilson!”

“And I got a diploma for it,” Deadpool held a diploma next to him before throwing it away.

“And I got a diploma in… um… fruit pies!” Pinkie stood next to Deadpool, joining in on the conversation.

Juggernaut threw his attention at Pinkie Pie and gave a confused glare at her, “What the?" and the way this pony was dressed really increased his confusion. It looked like she was dressed as-- "Oh great, another one! Just what I needed?” Juggernaut slightly cringed, wishing this was just a dream and nothing else, because one Deadpool wasn't enough.

Rainbow Dash shrugged, “Hey, join the club, pal. We were just as shocked as you are,” she agreed with Juggernaut and sharing the annoyed face he was doing.

“Anyway, are you going to tell us how you got here?” Twilight asked.

Juggernaut glanced his intimidated eyes at Twilight before answering her, “If Wilson here told you his side of the story, he probably got 'some' parts wrong," he said knowing that was true. He had a feeling that was the case before calming down. He sighed briefly, "I’ll fill you in on the whole story on one condition.”

Twilight raised a brow as her friends kept their eyes on Juggernaut. Applejack and Rainbow Dash remained defensive if he tried anything funny. Rarity and Fluttershy backed up a few feet from him because of how scary he looked. And Pinkie just looked up at him with her usual smile. Deadpool just fiddled with his pistol with a silencer equipped until he pulled the trigger and accidentally shot an unlucky bird perched on a large wooden barrel. He widened his eyes at the scene before quickly putting his pistol away and whistle like nothing ever happened.

"I'm listening."

Juggernaut cracked a small, intimidating smile at Twilight and told her his request, "You show me where Twilight Sparkle is." he pounds his fists together and cracks his knuckles, "She my ticket out of this world."

Twilight and her friends, except Deadpool, stare in shock at the request he just made. How did Juggernaut know Twilight's name? Twilight silently gulped, immediately realizing the lone action and what Juggernaut's intention was. And she knew her friends wouldn't rat her out quickly, even Pinkie Pie wouldn't do such a thing after seeing what Juggernaut just did. This guy was very violent and saying she was right in front of him would not end as how she thought. She had to lie to him to save herself and her friends and former hometown.

"Of course, I'll tell you where Twilight Sparkle is," her voice stuttered slightly. "Now, tell us what you know."

“Oh great, another boring flashback,” Deadpool whispered to the reader, “You might want to get a pillow in case you fall asleep. Bring me one, too.”

“And me, too,” Pinkie Pie asked, whispering. “Oh, and a teddy bear, too”

“Who are you two talking too?” Rarity asked confusedly.

“no one,” both said at the same the time.

“Shut it you two, I’m trying to tell my story here,” Juggernaut shouted, scaring Rarity into hiding with Fluttershy behind Rainbow Dash and Applejack. “Anyway, I teamed up with Magneto to build some machine that could take us to another dimension, or something like. Personally, I didn't give a shit. I just wanted to fight someone. That's when this idiot and the X-Men and Spider-man showed up." He glared at Deadpool and pointed to him, "We fought for a while until Wilson here shot the controls to the portal and caused it to malfunction. It sucked Wilson and I easily and that's how we ended up in this gay ass world.”

“Oh boy, you shouldn’t have said that, Jugs.” 

“Why’s that, Wilson?”

“Because you just pissed off the brony fandom and made a few of these ponies mad,” He points to his pony friends.

Juggernaut looked to see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack glaring daggers at him for the words he said. Twilight kept a calm demeanor and bottled in her anger and agitation. She and the others were not too fond of others insulting their lands. 

Juggernaut held his hands up close to his chest, “Hey, not trying to start a fight here. Just calling it as I see it,” he said reassuringly even though he knew he'd kick these ponies's asses, “Anyway, before the thing went screwy, Magneto left with Spider-man following him and had the X-Men and I to deal with it, but it was too late, and bam! Here we are.” 

Twilight raised a brow and looked at Deadpool, and then back at Juggernaut. He seemed like he was telling more of the truth than Deadpool was, and she would be happy to try and help them get back home, but there was the slight issue of Juggernaut wanting to fight her if he knew who she was. She had to know more about this guy and why he was acting the way he was. Hopefully he's still cooperative and not cut to the chase, “You seem to be more aggressive and serious than Deadpool. What are your powers?” she asked him.

Juggernaut made a cocky smile, and snickered at the easy question, “I’m super strong and durable. Nothing stands in my way." he pounds a fist on his chest that sound like he punched steel.

Okay, she knows his powers and name. Now she just needs to know what he plans to do with... well... her, "And what are you going to do with Twilight Sparkle?" she asked but got a wagging finger as a response.

"Nope. That's it."

“What? Why? Why won’t you tell any more?”

He crossed his arms and strictly said, “Because you asked for my side of the story, not my whole info. I'm not spilling anything to no pony,” he spat a bit from saying 'pony', “I’m the Juggernaut. No one orders me around, unless they pay me big cash.”

"No cash here, Juggernaut. Just bits of gold coins. Nothing else." Deadpool informed.

"I take cash, Wilson. Not coin."

“Fine, jerk," Twilight said growing more angry at Juggernaut.

“Now then,” Juggernaut points his bulky finger at Twilight. "You were going to show me Twilight is?”

"Oh, right, her," that anger quickly turned into caution as she watched Juggernaut crack his other knuckle. Twilight widened her eyes and gulped again. She had to think of something and fast. She stood there and stared at Juggernaut, having no idea what to say. Should she tell him or lie again. She tried to keep a low profile, but it was proving difficult. Juggernaut looked like he could tussle with something as big as a dragon. There was a brief silence until a familiar voice spoke out for her. The fear was real…

“What a surprise!" Pinkie Pie smiled wide, wrapping her arm around Twilight's neck and pointing her other hoof at her. "Here she is in the flesh just waiting to talk," the silence came back as Twilight widened her eyes in shock, fear and frustration. The others were the same way, wondering what the hell is Pinkie Pie thinking! Deadpool just chuckled at this unfortunate event.

“What?” Juggernaut said surprised and anger, “You? You’re Twilight Sparkle?”

Pinkie Pie retracted her smile and realized what she just did and gasped as she quickly covered her muzzle, but it was too late as Twilight angrily pushed Pinkie Pie away, “Pinkie, why did you do that?!" Twilight snapped at her friend with a slight snarl. She glared at Pinkie Pie, letting her know she just killed her. She felt betrayed.

Pinkie Pie waved her arms frantically and frowned, "I don't know! I don't know why I did that! Something took over me and made me do it, I swear!” Pinkie Pie was on her knees, begging Twilight to forgive her and not be angry with her.

Deadpool walked up to Twilight, and, “Ah, don't be angry, Twilight. At least you both are even. I'm sure Jugs won't harm a hair on your--” a massive fist slammed into Deadpool with a loud thud and sent him flying through the air. 



The ponies follow his trajectory and watched him crash into Celestia’s castle with a loud thud. He landed in front of the princesses inside as he spoke a soft, weak 'ow'.

"Deadpool!" Pinkie Pie shouted before snarling and glaring up at Juggernaut. “Hey, what’s the big idea? Why'd you do...” Pinkie Pie was cut off when a massive fist hammered down at her and flattened her like a pancake.

All of her friends shouted “Pinkie!” as Juggernaut lifted his fist and showed them a literally flatten Pinkie Pie in a  decent-sized crater. Her bones were broken and some were protruding from her body and her internal organs were crushed. She was unconscious and beaten. 

Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy all froze from the traumatic sight while Twilight, thinking Pinkie was now dead, gave Juggernaut a glare so dangerous it would get a minotaur to back off. Her sense of betrayal flew out the window and was replaced with vengeance. Juggernaut was gonna pay.

“Now then, annoyances out of the way, you will...” before Juggernaut could finish, he was struck in the face by a blast of powerful magic and sent flying back. He crashed to the ground and skidded across the dirt a bit.

Applejack and the rest of the elements stood by Twilight's side, eager to fight and avenge Pinkie Pie. Little did they know, Pinkie Pie was rapidly healing herself thanks to her newly acquired healing factor. Bones slowly reconstructed and snapped back in place, organs repaired themselves and gave life back into Pinkie Pie. Her heart started beating and Pinkie Pie opened her eyes, but she still wasn't able to move due to her healing factor not reaching her spine and nerve ending, yet.

“You will pay for this, monster” Rarity said snarling at Juggernaut.

Twilight narrows her eyes in a furious manner. She takes a step forward as her horn surged with magical, surging aura, “You want a fight? You got one,” she said as her eyes shined a bright white hue as purple aura began to surround her lavender form. The white engulfing her eyes began to travel throughout Twilight's body and the magic aura engulfing her began into increase in power and intensity. Twilight's friends backed up from this as they witnessed Twilight hunch her head over.

“Whoa, that’s so cool” Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight amazed and excited. 

"What in tarnation is Twilight doing?" Applejack asked while half covering her eyes with her hat.

“Twilight must be using her magic for something!” Rarity said. She can sense her friend using her magic but for what is a mystery to her. She knew a lot of magic, but not as much as Twilight, so this was new to her.

At an instant, their answer was given as Twilight swung her head up and the light and aura around her burst in a huge display of power. They cover their eyes for a moment before quickly gazing ahead to see Twilight stand and spread her wings. Electricity occasionally surge around her body. Twilight transformed into her alicorn form.

They looked at her surprised and shocked, but Twilight immediately turned her gaze onto them, “leave this guy to me,” she said in a distorted echo voice, almost like the canterlot voice but without the boom to it. “Go see if Deadpool’s okay,” she faced Juggernaut again as he sat up and grabbed his head.

They thought about staying but didn't rebel against Twilight's order. They nodded to her and quickly rushed to the castle, leaving Twilight to handle Juggernaut.

Fluttershy stopped and peered back at Twilight, “Good luck, Twilight,” she said before following her friends.

Juggernaut stood back up and chuckled at that sudden attack, feeling rather good. Perhaps Twilight could prove to be a challenge after all. He faced his opponent, but instead of excitement he looked confused and surprised about Twilight's sudden change.

“That’s a new look? Where'd the wings come from?”

“Fuck you, that’s where they came from!” Twilight barked as she shifted her head down and aimed her horn at Juggernaut, narrowing her eyes at him.

Juggernaut couldn't help but laugh, “Ooh, pony's got a potty mouth,” Juggernaut clenched and pound his fists this time getting excited, “Let's see if you’ve got some bite to back it up.” He slightly knelt down in a charging position and gathered his momentum, ready to trample Twilight Sparkle.

~Celestia's throne room~

“Oh my head, where am I?” Deadpool slowly opened his eyes. His vision groggy and mind in a daze. But that quickly changed when his vision cleared to see Princess Celestia and Luna look down at him with shocked and confused looks. “What are you Princesses looking at?” he said as he tried to get up. But something was wrong, very wrong. He felt pain in places that shouldn't be and something felt out of place. he dipped his head up to find his whole arm was dislocated and twisted like a twizzler. His whole body is jacked up; his torso was twisted around, his legs bent in off positions and his arms and fingers were dislocated and broken. Deadpool was basically a human pretzel.

“Aw, come on! Damn it, Juggernaut!” Deadpool shouted.

“Art thou alight?” Luna asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine, give me a minute. This won’t take long,” Deadpool's healing factor started to do its job as his bones reconstructed themselves in a grotesque manner. His ankles rotated to there exact position, “Yeowzaa, that’s going to hurt in the morning,” his ribs pop back into place, “Think I can here the popcorn popping.”

Celestia and Luna watch in disgust before they refrained from looking as they covered their mouths so they wouldn't puke up what they ate since they were fillies, but that didn't save them from hearing Deadpool heal himself. They never understood how a healing factor works, but they thought having one and using it to go through so much pain like this would be unbearable. How does Deadpool do it?

After his legs and arms were fully healed and his organs were functioning as they should, he flipped himself up and stood as if nothing every happened. "Tada!" he said as he turned just in time to see Applejack and the three other elements arrive.

“Nice of you to come to the party,” Deadpool said as he popped his right arm back into place. The popping sound echoed across the room and made the ponies cringe from how bad it sounded.

“That sounded like it hurt” Fluttershy said, worried.

“When you have an awesome healing factor like mine, you’ll get use to it,” he points at Fluttershy. “Now then, can one of you hairballs turn my torso, please”

Immediately and regrettably, Rainbow Dash flew back to the entrance of the throne room and zoomed at Deadpool at a necessary speed, ramming into Deadpool's left shoulder and popping it back into place. She landed and turned to see if that worked and, to her surprise, it did.

“Thanks, skittles.” Deadpool said at he moved her torso left in right as his healing factor finished its job.

“Will you stop calling me that?!” Rainbow Dash shouted at him in frustration. "You're lucky I'm nice enough to do that favor for you."

"I'll make sure to reward you later," Deadpool looked around.“Where’s Pinkie?” Deadpool asked.

“She’s dead,” Applejack said in a sad tone, “That monster killed her.” The princesses gasp in shock.

Deadpool at Applejack with a straight, “Really, you’re buying that whole thing, again?” Deadpool hung his arms, “Did you completely forget that she has a healing factor like I do?” he looked at them as if they were complete idiots.

This got the ponies to perk their ears up and look at him.

“But we saw her get squashed. How can she still be alive?” Rarity asked.

“Any situation, I repeat, ANY situation that you’re in, a healing factor will help you regenerate any parts of your body. Did you not learn this at the school of awesomeness?”

“Um, n-no,” Fluttershy said answering the question like a gullible mouse in a trap.

"That was a rhetorical question!"

~Outside Celestia's castle~

A red, black hoof appears and pats the ground, lifting as if trying to pull something. It succeeded in pulling the body of Pinkie Pie halfway out of the small crater. She’s alive. Pinkie Pie breaths in and out. Her lungs fully repaired, she looks ahead to see Twilight fighting off against Juggernaut. And from the looks of it, it seemed like Twilight had the upperhand, lifting Juggernaut off his feet and slamming him into a barrel wagon.

Pinkie Pies lower body regain its feeling, yet the bones in her back legs were still repairing themselves. She ignores the healings pain and watches the fight between Twilight and Juggernaut, feeling helpless to join in with Twilight for a tag team fight. Her hair became flat and straight down. Her emotions slowly went from happy to anger and frustration. Her color dampened from pink to dark pink.

~

“Pinkie was never dead to begin with. You ponies got all worked up over nothing. But Marko did pull a cheap shot on us. So I’m going to get him back for it.” Deadpool gets back up, but drops back to one knee. “Damnit, I’m too tired to get up.”

“I think you should sit back. Twilights handling that big bully” said Rainbow dash with a smirk.

“You ponies have no idea who you’re facing, do you?”

The ponies look at each other, then back at Deadpool, having no idea what he’s talking about.

“Fine then, Jugs is an unstoppable force. No one stops him. Once he starts running, you’re pretty much pancakes” Deadpool explained.

“So… Twilight won’t stand a chance against this guy” Applejack asked, with a beat of sweat dripping from the side of her forehead.

“That depends. Fighting Juggernaut is like… um… solving a math problem” Deadpool scratches his head.

“Say wha?” Rainbow Dash said, confused.

“So what stops this juggernaut from destroying Equestria?” Celestia asked only to receive a shrug from Deadpool.

“Beats the hell out of me! The only one that has ever stopped the jolly red giant was the jolly green giant” he said, referring to the Hulk. “Least it’s not the brown and green gargantuas, then ya’ll be toast. Mmm, toast.” He jokes, referring to Gaira and Sanda from war of the gargantuas.

A sudden boom is heard outside of the castle, causing the ground to shake a bit, indicating the fight between Twilight and Juggernaut is still going on. The elements and the princesses, though Deadpool stayed behind to heal, headed out of the main throne room, into the halls, and out the castle just in time to see Juggernaut throw a punch at a force field surrounding Twilight.

“Come on! Put up a good fight. I was having fun. Why’d you stop? Is the little pony too scared to fight” Juggernaut mocked Twilight as he hammered his fists down on Twilight’s force field.

“That’s what you think, idiot” she said, using her magic to create a small shockwave around the force field, temporarily stunning Juggernaut. Twilight took the opportunity to concentrate and launch the force field at Juggernaut, blasting him with tremendous power, sending him careering off his feet and crashing to the ground again.

Twilight pants in exhaustion, almost drained of power. How is this being able to withstand so much of her attacks? It’s unnatural. Twilight looks at Juggernaut, scanning for any weaknesses, but to her surprise; she found nothing. No weaknesses were found on Juggernaut. This being, this new threat, this… monster is like nothing she’s ever faced before. She’s fought and defeated Nightmare moon, Trixie, and Discord, but this massive red creature is something on a whole different level. She thought to herself, “who is this guy? Why do all of my attacks I throw at him barely have an effect? What do I do? I can’t beat this guy. I’m so sorry Pinkie, I’ve failed”

Juggernaut gets back up and brushes off his shoulder as if nothing even happened. 

“Is that it? Pathetic” He mocks her as he starts gaining momentum for another tackle.

Twilight gives Juggernaut a menacing glare as he builds up enough momentum and charges at her, like a raging bull elephant. Twilight, almost exhausted from the fight, builds up enough power for another attack. Instead of channeling her magic into her horn, she channels it into her eyes. They glow a bright purple.

Juggernaut stampedes towards Twilight, almost coming close at her, but the lavender alicorn quickly fires a powerful beam from her eyes, blasting Juggernaut point blank in the midsection, sending him flying back again. He crashes to the ground, but gets right back up, furious.

“I can do this all day, puny pony” he says, building up momentum for another tackle.

“Come on, we got to help her out” shouted Applejack.

Twilight overheard her and shifts her attention on them, shouting, “Don’t do it girls! This guy is too powerful for you all to fight. My attacks barely work on him. I don’t want you all to get hurt,” she pleaded them not to fight, which to her relief, they did, even though they wanted to.

Juggernaut stomps the ground, “I’ve had it! No more mister nice guy. I was letting you toss me around, but no more. Time to put you in the ER,” He pounds his fists and uses his momentum to charge after Twilight. His stomps shook the ground multiple times, like miniature earthquake. 

Twilight closes her eyes and braces for impact, having no hope to at all and accepts defeat. Her friends and mentor watch in horror, helpless to do anything to stop and fight back against the Juggernaut. Celestia would’ve gotten in between them, but seeing the raw power coming from this red giant would give her the greatest challenge of her life. … So be it. Celestia teleports herself away from her friends and sister and appears in front of Twilight, getting into the cross fire just as Juggernaut was about to approach.

Celestia channels her energy into her horn and blasts Juggernaut in the chest with a powerful bright golden beam, which was, thankfully, enough to stop and stagger the red leviathan back.

Twilight opens her eyes, and gasps, “Princess, what are you doing? You can’t beat a creature like this. His durability… it’s not normal” Twilight pleaded, but was exhausted from lack of energy to talk any further.

“My faithful student, you’ve shown me you have the courage to not only fight for your friends, but to fight for all of Equestria. You may have chosen to drop your princess title, but that doesn’t mean you still want to save Equestria with your life. Well now, it’s about time I return the favor. You and your friends saved us from certain doom. And now I think it’s time I start fighting with you” Celestia spreads her wings wide, showing that she is ready to fight for her student and home.

“Princess…” Twilight looks up at Celestia, baffled that she would fight for her. Being a thousand years old, Celestia has fought many battles, so her experience would be an advantage, yet a disadvantage, too. Twilight knows her mentor has fought powerful opponents, but fighting a being from a different world is a different story. Celestia has no idea what she got herself into. Yet, she’s determined.

Luna and the elements watch on as Celestia faces Juggernaut for an epic battle. If Celestia loses, then it’s all over for everyone. Not even Deadpool would be a match for a being of such strength.

Juggernaut looks at Celestia, and laughs. “Another one of you horn, winged things! You’re a lot bigger then that puny runt behind you. Let’s see if you can put up a fight” He lifts his fists up, getting into a fighting stance.

“Before we do this, I have a few questions for you” Celestia asked before getting into battle.

Juggernaut lowers his guard and grunts, “fine. Spill it” he shouts, being very impatient towards Celestia.

“What is your reason for attacking Twilight?”

“Some horses or ponies told me that Twilight would be able to make a portal that leads me back home. But they said she would not do it without a fight. I ignored everything else when they said fight. I wanted a good challenge around here, so I set out to find her”

“Who are these ponies that told you that lie?”

“Some dark horse with a blood red horn, and a bug thing that had legs that looked like cheese” He described them as best as he could.

Celestia widens her eyes in disbelief, “No, it can’t be. He’s still alive. And teamed up with… this is not good, not good at all” she talked to herself until Juggernaut shouts at her.

“Enough talk. Fight me!” Juggernaut lunges and pounds his fist on the ground, but Celestia already teleported in front of the others, with Twilight, who was now unconscious from her fight.

Celestia turns her head, telling Juggernaut “As you wish, fool!” Celestia spreads her mighty wings and flaps them, hovering and levitating over the ponies and Juggernaut. She flies back to the battlefield and looks down at Juggernaut with a glare that, surprisingly, gave Juggernaut a cause for alarm.

Juggernaut steps back while looking up, wondering what his new flying opponent is going to do.

He got his answer when Celestia used her magic to summon twenty golden spears around her.

Rainbow Dash drops her jaw in amazement, finally getting the opportunity to see the princess fight, but she and the other elements and Luna, who had Twilight one her back, rushed back to the castle, keeping a safe distance away from the fight. Rainbow Dash stops at the entrance of the castle to watch the fight go down.

Juggernaut remains still, looking up. Celestia launches three spears at him, two miss their target, but the third one makes its mark, hitting Juggernaut on his helmet, bouncing off the steel cover, and disappears with a poof. The spear had enough power to vibrate his helmet to make him dizzy and ring his ears.

He grabs his head and regains his equilibrium, then looks up at Celestia, “Is that the best you got, coward,” he taunts her with a smirk.

Celestia raises a brow before launching all the spears at Juggernaut.

“Oh…” Juggernaut quickly covers his face with his bulky arms as the spears rain down on him, bouncing, barely cutting, and breaking on his skin. Celestia launches more spears at him, hoping to pin him down, but it olny scoots him back a bit. She stops to see the results of her attack.

Juggernaut lowers his arms and looks up at Celestia, unphased by her attack and catching her by surprise.

“My turn,” Juggernaut slams his fists to the ground, hammering them hard enough for them to dig through the ground. He pulls up, cracking the ground as he lifts part of the earth out of the dirt.

Celestia, and Rainbow Dash, watch in shock as Juggernaut lifts a boulder much bigger than himself over his head. Celestia could not believe the strength this being possesses; he could be strong enough to toss a hydra like it’s nothing.

With no effort, Juggernaut hurls the giant boulder at Celestia with decent speed.

Celestia widens her eyes, but quickly using her magic as the boulder comes straight at her.

Rainbow Dash covers her eyes, before a bright flash appears in the form of magic blast.

Celestia fires a large powerful beam out of her horn and blasts the boulder, easily destroys it. The beam still fires, however, aiming straight at Juggernaut. Juggernaut tries to dodge the blast, but is bombarded by the powerful attack.

Rainbow Dash opens her eyes to see Celestia gaining the upperhand, “Alright, yeah. Go Princess! Take him down”, she shouts cheering Celestia on.

~

Inside the castle, Luna and the other ponies felt the earth shake from Celestia’s attack. They hold their ground until they arrive at the main throne room, only to see Deadpool sit on a beanbag, playing video games on a big screen TV.

“What the hay! Deadpool, what are you doing?” asked Applejack

“Playing Call of Duty: Modern warmare 4. This edition lets you play as ponies. It’s so cool” He goes back to playing the game.

“Hey, that’s my game! You’re playing on my profile” Luna shouted with her wings spread out in anger.

The ponies look at Luna in confusion. Luna looks at her friends and calms down, folding her wings and blushing.

“Well, looks like the fandom wasn’t lying after all. Ya’ll hear that, you could be challenging and, possibly, getting your asses handed to you by a pony. You never know!” Deadpool talks to the readers, raising a brow to them.

Twilight slowly opens her eyes and finds out she’s in the castle, lying on top of Luna’s back, “W-what happened,” she asked as she starts waking up.

Her friends noticed this and turn their attention towards her, getting off of Luna, a little wobbly.

“Twi, are ya a’right” Applejack asked, relieved to see her awake, but tries helping her in case she falls.

She looks at the country pony and nods, saying,”I’m fine, Applejack. Where’s Celestia?”

“She’s out there fighting that giant red ruffian” said Rarity.

“What! We have to help her. She can’t fight him alone.” She tries getting out of the castle, but Luna, Applejack and Deadpool blocked her path.

“Please desist, Twilight Sparkle. Let my sister handle this fight. Thou art much too weak to assist her” Luna said in a calming tone.

“Besides sugercube, ya may have a lot of powerful magic, but Princess Celestia may be more of a match for that big guy out there.”

“You’re still developing your powers, Twilight. A princess’s power grows everyday, and you’ve been a princess for only two months. You’re still in the developing stage, so your power level won’t reach it’s limitation until its ready” Luna explained.

“I sensed a Dragon Ball Z reference in that statement?” Deadpool tilts his head. 

“Deadpool, please, you know that monster better than anypony else here!” actually, he does know more, cause they’ve never dealt with a force like Juggernaut at all. Twilight pleads to him for any information on how to stop Juggernaut, “How do we stop him from destroying Equestria. Please, there has to be a way” she sheds a tear, and waits for Deadpool to respond.

Deadpool didn’t respond to her pleading. Instead, he walks away from Applejack and Luna and stands in front of the thrones and turns around, facing the ponies.

Rarity and Fluttershy tilt their head, while the others watch in confusion, wondering what he was doing.

Twilight walks and stands in front of the others, tears forming from eyes and rolling down her cheeks as she glares at Deadpool.

Deadpool lifts his hand up in the air, “can the water works, cry baby,” he snaps his fingers and a box, about the size as Twilight, appears and slams down in front of Deadpool, catching the ponies off guard, “I said nothing can stop Jugs,” he crouches to one knee and snaps the hinges on the box, opening it, “I never said you could fight and beat the shit out of him” He grabs a sash and wraps it around his left shoulder, over his back, and onto his chest. He ties it up, but grabs more from the box. “And let’s just say,” he rises, holding two powerful shotguns in his hands while having eight grenades attached to his sash, “I’d love to have some action right now”. He has a cigar in his mouth while wearing a cowboy hat, much like Applejacks.

The ponies look at him in amazement, but they were more intrigued, especially Applejack, at his weapons. Two semi-automatics, double barreled, and 24 round shotguns: built to destroy the heaviest of armory, and dent tanks. The grips are fit to be held in Deadpools hands, and the guns themselves are about 2 feet long and 40 inches in length.

“W-what are those?” Fluttershy asked.

“Girls, meet thing one and thing two, or as I like to call them beat ‘em and fuck ‘em. They’re shotguns that pack a serious bang. Strong enough to blow an elephants balls off with no effort, like a feather in the wind. Even Bob barker would be jealous of these hand held bombs. It’s totally explosive pure awesomeness!” Deadpool laughs with excitement, happy to finally use them. The ponies, however, have no idea who he was talking about.

“Will these “awesome” things be able to stop that big galoot out there” asked Rarity.

“Wait and see for yourself, Marshmallow” 

“Well you stop…”

“Yeehaw lets mow down us a juggernaut” Deadpool said in a western accent much to Applejacks disapproval.

In the battlefield; smoke filled the air. Stores, homes and towers are destroyed from the fight between Celestia and Juggernaut. Celestia flies down and lands in front of the castle as Juggernaut gets up out of the rubble caused by one of her attack. Juggernaut brushes debris off his shoulder and looks at Celestia, clenching his fists, with Rainbow Dash still watching the battle go on.

“How are you able to withstand my attacks, and not have a single scratch on you” Celestia asked. 

“It’s all the power of Cyttorak, pony” he said, about to charge at her.

“Cyto… what” she tilts her head, confused, but focuses back on the battle as Juggernaut charges again.

Rainbow Dash watches in excitement, eager to help Celestia. She gets up and prepares to take off, but a crimson boot steps on her rainbow tail. She takes off, only to be tugged into stopping. She turns to see if it was Applejack, being that she’s the only one that pulls and tugs on her tail a lot, but widens her eyes in surprise to see it wasn’t.

Golden aura surrounds Celestia’s long horn. She focuses her magic, flowing and transferring it throughout her body. Juggernaut stops his attack and looks at his equestrian opponent, examining the flowing golden aura.

“I have no idea what you’re doing. But that won’t stop me” Juggernaut builds his momentum and charges at Celestia. He never counted on her using her magic to create her own charge attack, and soar straight towards him. 

Juggernaut, still running, clinches his right fist and crouches a bit, charging like a football player on steroids. Celestia soars straight at Juggernaut. The golden aura surrounded her body as she dashed, acting as a torpedo at hyper speed. Both combatants closed in on each other. With seconds of silence, they clashed with a force so massive, a giant mushroom cloud erupted, scaling up to a hydras size and leaving a small magnitude at its wake. The force created a loud booming sound, as if fifty TNT boxes were set off.

A shockwave emits from the blast, soaring through Canterlot all the way to Ponyville, shaking the earth and blowing gale force winds at the trees and buildings, uprooting the trees and ripping buildings and homes to their foundations. Ponies in Ponyville never saw the shockwave appear. They were blown away like paper, flying in the air and disappearing in the dirt cloud caused by the shockwave. Very few ponies, however, did witness the mushroom cloud before being victims of the minor cyclone.

The shockwave calms down. The mushroom cloud slowly fades. Shadows in the form of Celestia and Juggernaut appear. Both warriors at one knee, breathing heavily as the cloud fades completely. Celestia glares at her bulky opponent, catching her breath, exhausted, but is still willing to fight. Juggernaut breaths heavily as well, but not nearly as exhausted as Celestia. This alicorn is putting up a worthy challenge, so let’s see how long she’ll keep this up. Juggernaut lifts himself back up slowly without causing some attention to be given to him from his opponent. 

Celestia, not knowing of Juggernauts recovery, catches her breath and stands to her full height. She opens her eyes and prepares to fight, but a massive fist colliding with her face and chest stops that. Juggernaut sneaks up on Celestia and pounds his fist into her, throwing her off her hooves and sending her crashing on a boulder poking out of the ground.

Celestia bounces off the boulder and plops to the ground, injured: having a broken wing and cracked ribs. Celestia coughs up blood, lifting her head and watches Juggernaut walk up and stopping in front of her. His shadow blankets her from her own sun. He looks down at her with a glare, towering over her like an overpowering troll. Yet she would take down trolls like nothing. Juggernaut, on the other hoof, was not a troll; in fact, he would eat a troll if he wanted to. Celestia thought about Twilight’s warning; she was right, Juggernaut is too powerful.

Juggernaut shifts his face to an evil grin, thrilled of his second victory. He clenches his fist and raises his arm, threating to torture the sun goddess with a flurry of fists, like how a bully would with a new kid.

Celestia slowly closes her eyes, looking down, and accepting defeat. She failed to save Equestria. All hope is lost. She sheds a tear, torn apart at her failure.

“Any last words, sun butt” Juggernaut taunts her, before he swings his arm at the defeated Celestia.

“I have words to say,” Deadpool pops up from behind Juggernaut, holding onto his back. Juggernaut looks back, only to be used as a diving board for Deadpool; stepping on his face and front flips, pulling his kingmaker shotguns out from their straps in slow motion. Deadpool aims and fires both weapons, shooting Juggernaut point blank in the face, catching him off guard. He shouts in pain and grabs it face. His helmet may have blocked the bullets, but his eyes and mouth were never covered. So an up close view from the boom sticks was more than enough to cause some damage. Celestia opens her eyes and drops her jaw as Deadpool lands in front of her and turns around, doing an imitation, saying, “Did someone call an eye doctor? Because you need yo eyes checked. I can see bullets in them”

“Deadpool? You’re fully healed! How did… what are those things” she asked him, confused.

“Kingmaker shotguns, Queeny. These babies blow shit up like next year’s Fourth of July,” he holds one up for her to see, “They’re my babies!” he imitates a woman’s voice.

“Um… okay then” Celestia had no idea what to think about Deadpool’s random voice change. It’s as if she was looking at a human male version of Pinkie. Yet to her, she thought Pinkie would have more sanity than Deadpool.

“Spoilers people, Spoilers! Cover your ears. Author shad up already! No one needs to hear what happens to Pinkie. Save that till next chapter”

Juggernaut uncovers his face and growls at Deadpool, blood sliding from his teeth and his left eye, “You will regret that” he says, spitting bullets covered in blood out. “I’ll kill you, Wilson”

“Try your luck, Jugs. I can’t die. Remember.”

“I don’t give a rat’s ass! I’ll just beat you till you’re nothing but road kill” he shouts as he raises his right fist, crouched down a bit.

Deadpool points his shotguns at Juggernaut with a serious look, “Don’t even try it, Caino. One step and you’ll have to deal with metal rain”

Both anti-heroes are at a standstill, either one will attack unless one attacks first. Deadpool knows Juggernaut is eager to attack first, but Juggernaut stood there waiting. Was he going to see if Deadpool would attack, or was he just making fun of him by not attacking at all? Either way, it will just be a standstill till one attacks the other.

Celestia watches with wide eyes, amazed to see this event. Perhaps Deadpool would be a good ally after all. While Deadpool distracts Juggernaut, Celestia used her magic to conger a forbidden healing spell. Granted the hospital would be a good choice, but at a situation like this, she had no choice. Not even Twilight knows of this spell. So Celestia kind of understands why Twilight didn’t want to take princess roles. Celsetia points her horn at her ribs and broken wing, immediately reconstructing them upon touch. She grunts, but the healing was quick, so the pain didn’t last long.

Luna and the Elements watch on as Deadpool faces the Juggernaut, thinking that he’s either crazy or brave to face the big red leviathan… crazy would be more like it.

Both Juggernaut and Deadpool remain at their standstill. Deadpool waits for the right moment, but Juggernaut was thinking the same thing too. Deadpool tightens his grip on the guns handles and…

“Round three, bitches,” he teleports into a puff of purple smoke, disappearing from everyone’s view, this caught Juggernaut off guard. He looks around for Deadpool, only to have him appear on top of him and blasting his shotguns repeatedly on his helmet, “I am shooting you!” he shouts as Juggernaut swings his fist over his head, but hits the air instead as Deadpool teleports away and reappears in front of him, back turned. Deadpool swings his upper body, lifting his right arm, pointing his shotgun at Juggernaut very close, pulls the trigger and fires, hitting Juggernaut in the center of his chest. Even though if the force of the blast wasn’t enough to hurt him, it still caused him to stumble back, and grab his chest.

Juggernaut narrows his face at Deadpool and charges, but the crimson merc dashes and slide down, points his shotguns up and fires again. The bullet hit their mark, punching Juggernaut right in the crime hole, making him grab his crotch and squeeze his legs together screaming in pain as he falls flat on his face with a loud thud.

The ponies cringe at the sound of Juggernauts pained wails. Of all things Deadpool had to shot, he fired there. The ponies all had the same thought, “Ouch, that’s got to hurt”

Deadpool brakes his slide and stands up, looking back to see Juggernauts butt in the air, “Nut shot” he laughs as he teleports in front Juggernaut in a fiddle position. “You made this very easy, Jugs. I heard you were an unstoppable force, but this is ridiculous” he laughs more.

Pinkie Pie, still in the crater, wounds healing, lies there watching Deadpool laugh at Juggernaut. Her mane poofs back up to its usual cotton candy look, and smiles with a blush. She rests her elbows on the edge of the crater, holding her head as hearts appear, floating over her head. She has developed a crush on Deadpool.

“I think they get the picture, Author. Cut to the scene with tall, red and handsome over there” Pinkies voice became a lovestrucked voice.

Celestia gets up as Deadpool turns to face her, laughing still. “That was easier than I thought. The bigger they are...” he points his thumb at Juggernaut behind him “the harder they fall”

“Thank you, Deadpool. If it wasn’t for those… things, Equestria would have perished” Celestia thanked Deadpool for his bravery for saving them from certain doom.

“What these things,” he holds up his shotguns, “I just wanted to have a few rounds. I wanted a target, and Marko polo behind me was the only target big enough for me to fire these miniature rocket launchers” he puts his shotgun back in there straps.

“Either way, thank you so…” Celestia looks up as a giant shadow covers Deadpool.

“What? Do I have something in my eye?” he looks down, “oh, there’s a shadow behind me. Something tells me it’s not a bear,” he turns around, only to have a giant fist slam into him and sending him flying away. Celestia, in the nick of time, caught Deadpool in mid-air. Juggernaut, recovered from Deadpool’s… unusual attack, growls at Celestia, who used her magic to place Deadpool next to her, and Deadpool.

Deadpool gets up and brushes of dirt from his suit. “Can we do that again!” he said with smile under his mask.

Celestia rolls her eyes and turns her head to face Juggernaut.

“I. Will. Kill. You. Wilson!” Juggernauts voice boomed, clinching his fists in pure rage and hate.

“Do you need your ears clean, jugs? I can’t die!”

“I don’t care!”

“That’s enough, Juggernaut!” Celestia shouted, “End this attack now”

“Not until I get what I want” Juggernaut looks at Celestia.

“Fighting won’t get you…” Celestia was interrupted by Juggernaut’s swinging arm, to which Celestia quickly dodged by jumping and flying in the air.

Deadpool teleports and appears, sitting on Celestias back.

The ponies gasp from that action. How dare Deadpool sit on the princess’s back? Twilight shouts at him to get off of her, but Deadpool gives Twilight the finger.

“What are you doing, Deadpool?” Celestia asked.

Pinkie looks up and tilts her head, curious to know what they were thinking.

“I got an idea angel horse” he leans close and whispers into Celestia’s ear.

“Huh! Do you think it’ll work” she asked him, surprised at his idea.

“Hell yeah it will. Or it could just slow him down, or throw him back. Either way, it will leave with a bang! But first…” Deadpool looks down at Rarity, and shout, “Hey Rarity, Juggernaut said that fashion was the lamest thing in the world”

Everyone looks at Rarity who shouted, “He said what!” 

“Wait what?” Juggernaut looks at Deadpool, confused “I don’t remember saying…”

Deadpool interrupts him and shouts again, “Yeah, he told me that all those fashion designs would only be good as toilet paper”

Rarity shifts her face from shocked to anger. She growled as her face turned lava red. Steam erupts from her ears.

“I think we better skedaddle” Applejack suggested. The others agree, knowing that Rarity becomes a time bomb when it comes to fashion.

~

Sweetie Belle suddenly felt a cold shiver down her spine, “I feel a disturbance somewhere,” she says as Applebloom and Scootaloo look at her confused.

“What disturbance is that?” Scootaloo asked.

“I don’t know, but it seems that somepony will get their flanks kicked pretty badly” she guessed.

~

“That should keep him busy” Deadpool said, lowering his arm from his face.

“Wilson, you lying son-of-a…” Juggernaut was interrupted by an oncoming crystal that shatters against his skin upon impact. He turns around to see Rarity with four large crystalline objects surrounding her that she created from her magic. “Screw it, bring it on, marshmallow” he taunts her.

In no time, Rarity, out of anger from being called that name, launches one crystal at Juggernaut, slamming it dead center in his midsection, but the crystal shattered upon hitting his bulky skin.

“Let’s go” Deadpool and Celestia ascend into the sky, flying and disappearing in the clouds, much to everyone’s, except Rarity’s, confusion 

“You big,” she launches the second crystal, hitting him only to repeat the event the previous crystal made, “mean,” she repeat act again; launching the third crystal. This time it knocks him back. Rarity rise on her hind legs, shouting “ruffian!” while launching the last crystal as hard as she could.

The crystal flies at Juggernaut and hits him, much to Rarity’s amusement. Her eyes, however, went from thrilled to shock as Juggernaut holds his ground and lifts the heavy crystal over his head.

Luna and the elements hid from inside the castle, poke their heads out to watch, only to see Rarity losing badly to Juggernaut. How do they know? Let’s face it, since when can a crystal stop a giant human bulldozer?

Rarity takes two steps back, “what are you?,” she says in a frightful tone.

“I’m the devil” he says as he flings the crystal at Rarity.

The crystal comes falling towards Rarity, until Applejack dashes in and grabs her, saving Rarity from being in a crystalline grave. The crystal crashes to the ground hard, shattering into pieces before poofing out of existence.

Applejack rushes back to the castle with Rarity, and places her down. “ya a’right, sugarcube?”

“Yes, I’ll be fine. That ruffian just won’t quit”

“Let me have a go at him” Rainbow Dash said, eager to get some action.

“Whoa there, Rainbow Dash. Ya saw what Juggernaut did to the Princess. He’ll squash ya like yesterday’s old tomato.” Applejack tried to stop Rainbow from going out there.

“Don’t you remember the last fight I’ve been through? That flying robot was too easy to beat. Though, I still have indigestion from eating that glowing orb thing.” She holds her stomach, wishing she had never eaten that sparkball in the first place.

“A robot?” Princess Luna looks at Twilight.

“It’s a long story. Let’s just say there was some rivalry that needed to be done”

“H-he’s coming” shouted Fluttershy.

Juggernaut rotates his arms, stretching some muscles before walking towards the ponies, forgetting about Celestia and Deadpool who was about to deliver the mother of all aerial attacks.

“You ready, Sun butt?” Deadpool pats Celestia on the neck.

“I beg your pardon?” Celestia looks back at Deadpool.

“I mean princess. Are you ready, Princess” Deadpool said in a correct tone.

Celestia looks away with a ‘that’s better’ motion, “Ready when you are, Deadpool”

Deadpool lifts his Kingmaker shotguns up, and cocks them, “Born ready. Now let’s blow this Juggernaut stand,” Deadpool inhales and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Hey Juggernaut!”

Juggernaut stops walking and makes a ‘huh’ face before turning around, looking up at the clouds. “That you, Wilson?” he said, confused.

Twilight and the other ponies look up in the clouds, too. They were wondering what Deadpool and Celestia were up to. Even Luna had no idea what was going on.

Juggernauts got his answer when Deadpool shouted; “shove this up your ass,” before Celestia used her gigantic wings to blow the clouds into a giant circle, while Deadpool held his shotguns high in the air.

“Yeah bronies, I just made this canon,” he looks at the reader, “…theme music”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCqEkWY8ekQ

Juggernaut slowly twists his body as Celestia ascent down at him, launching golden spears at him while Deadpool stands on her back, firing his shotguns at him.

Juggernaut fully turns around. He saw the attack coming, but wasn’t fast enough to shield himself from getting bombard by holy bullets of Tartarus.

Celestia flaps her massive wings, soaring right over Juggernaut as he regains momentum. She flies upward to make a U-turn. 

Deadpool, caring less about aiming, points his shotguns over his head and fires raining metal hell on Juggernaut as Celestia makes the U-turn.

Rainbow dash and Applejack dropped their jaws; actually, they all dropped their jaws, amazed to see this tag team attack. Deadpool is teaming up with Celestia to fight off against Juggernaut. To Rainbow Dash, that’s 20% more cooler than anything else she’s seen.

Celestia flies down at Juggernaut, launching her signature beam out of her horn. Deadpool stands up, riding Celestia like a surfboard so he can deliver more metal hell at Juggernaut.

The beam hits its target, knocking Juggernaut back, with bullets hitting his skin to further the damage. As Juggernaut walks back, he tripped on a hole in the ground and fell on his back, leaving him vulnerable for more attacks, to which Celestia and Deadpool took that opportunity. However, just as Deadpool pulled the triggers, his shotguns ran out of bullets.

“Ah, shit. Out of led” he tosses the shotguns away. Fluttershy peeps out from behind the castle entrance door, only to get hit in the head by one of the shoguns, making her dizzy and plop on her back, with tiny discords circling around her head.

“What other weapons do you have in your arsenal?” Celestia asked, head towards the downed Juggernaut.

Deadpool holds up two grenades in his hands, “These answer your question, ghost horse,” he puts them in front of Celestia’s… without the pins

This spooks Celestia into rearing back, accidentally making Deadpool drop the grenades, “Are you crazy,” she shouted as the grenades land and explode on Juggernaut.

“Nope, just a tad bit insane”

“A tad!?” Celestia raises a brow.

“What? You want me to throw another? Ok.” He pulls out another grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it at Juggernaut where it lands and explodes again.

“I didn’t tell you to…”

“Throw more! You got it, sunny” He pulls out three more grenades, pulls the pins and repeats his action.

“Will you…”

“Throw more, ok!” Deadpool grabs three more, pulls the pins, and tosses them.

The ponies took cover, Rainbow Dash grabbing and dragging Fluttershy unconscious form, as the grenades land and explode on Juggernauts prone form, creating a medium sized smoke cloud leaving a loud ‘BOOM’ at its wake. The shockwave blew powerful winds into the castle and the surrounding area.

Pinkie Pie, fully healed, ducks the crater, covering her face. Once the winds stopped, she peeks over and watches Deadpool and Celestia hover over Juggernaut. She looks at the smoke left by the grenade, watching it disappear. She noticed Juggernaut was still laying the ground, motionless, then looks back at Deadpool and Celestia still chatting.

“That wasn’t at all what I meant, Deadpool”

“Hey I wanted to see more explosions!”

“You could’ve saved those exploding pods for other attacks”

“Sometimes thinking is boring for me, so I just use all I’ve got”

Celestia rolls her eyes.

Pinkie watches them talk on and on, but a low grumbling fills her ears. She looks at the prone Juggernaut who slowly recovers from Deadpool and Celestias’ assault. Pinkie gets out of the crater but is too late to save them. She did manage to shout, “Look out,” to get their attention. It succeeded, but the Merc and Princess fell to Juggernauts soaring tackle. They’re sent flying into the air, till they land hard on the ground. Celestia suffers more damage from that attack. Deadpool lies on his back, bruised and beaten. His healing factor does its job, but Deadpool is at his limit. He can’t fight Juggernaut.

Juggernaut lands with an earthshaking boom. He rises with an evil, bloody smile. “I won’t go down that easily. Wilson, you were a nuisance before, and you’re still one now. You keep saying you’re more of a badass than Wolverine, but look at you know; lying on the ground like a beaten dog.” Juggernaut laughs at Deadpool, putting his bulky arms on his midsection. “But what really brought the shame was that, of all things you’ve done, Wilson, you rode on the back of a little girls’… fantasy toy!” Juggernaut laughs at Deadpool again, making fun of him and the unconscious Celestia.

And from those two words, all Twilight and the rest of the gang boiled with rage. Yet they couldn’t do anything to help them. Juggernaut was way too strong for them to take one. It would take a miracle for them to defeat this giant brute. Pinkie, on the other hand, can give a rat’s ass to logic as she climbs out of the crater, hair deflated.

“Any last words before I rip you apart, Wilson” Juggernaut cracks his massive knuckles.

“Yeah,…do you ever shut up”, Deadpool coughs up blood in his mask.

Juggernaut grunts in annoyance and walks up to Deadpool, then bashes him into unconscious land with a heavy stomp. 

Deadpool, before succumbing to sleepy town, say “Where’s a senzu bean when you need one” 

Juggernaut lifts his boot and stomps Deadpool again, crushing him like an ant. The sheer force shattered his ribs, cracked his skull, and crushed his organs. Yet, Juggernaut kept on going, one stomp after another.

The ponies watched in horror as Deadpool became a victim to massive amounts of pain and suffering. Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity looked away, while RD, AJ and Luna watched on. Luna spotted her sister unconscious a foot away from the two anti-heroes. She had to help somehow. But instead, Luna conjured up a spell around Celestia to teleport her away from them, and behind her and the elements. Luna walks away, and then levitates Celestia to the nearest room to heal, leaving Twilight and the others to watch the horror.

Juggernaut smiles like a maniac, enjoying the stomping he’s giving to Deadpool. A few stomps created a crater underneath his red boot and Deadpool. “I’m enjoying this too much, but I don’t care.” He laughs at this for a while until the next stomp caused a small explosion to set off behind his helmet. Juggernaut withdrew his foot and rotates himself to see what or who caused the explosion. Whoever interrupted his fun will pay badly. Once he turned his body, the first thing he saw was one of Deadpools grenades fly at him and detonate point blank at his face. The explosion blinded Juggernaut into grabbing his face and shouting in pain.

RD and AJ look to their left, and found the culprit who threw those grenades. Both athletes drop their jaws as the both tapped on their friends’ shoulders to get their attentions, much to their success. All five of them had their jaws locked open to see Pinkie Pie face Juggernaut, and alive. But something was off about her; her hair hung straight down and her fur is dark pink. That’s when it hits them; they’ve seen Pinkie like this before, and it wasn’t pretty at all. A local bully learned that the hard way when she decided to call Pinkie names and smashed a cake she made for a filly that was recovering in a hospital. Rainbow dash remembered being the one to arrive and witness Pinkie go berserk on the bully, and that she had to withdraw the enraged Pinkie from her as AJ and Rarity escorted the badly injured mare to the nearest hospital. Then after that, prison. Twilight couldn’t believe it at first, seeing Pinkie Pie, the element of laughter, blow up like that. Though it is understandable to fight back, she never took Pinkie as a fighter at all. Normally that title goes to Rainbow Dash and Applejack, and Rarity on occasions when it comes to fighting over a dress at a local store, but that barely counts.

Well, now she’s returned. Ever since that event, the five friends have tried coming up with a name for Pinkie’s brutal side. They thought of brutal pie, blood pie, primal pie, and feral pie. But they all thought those names sounded ridiculous and stupid, so they gave up. 

Juggernaut regains his equilibrium, and looks down to see small dark pink figure standing in front of him. Vision clearing, he narrows his eyes to find Pinkie Pie alive and fully healed.

“You annoying, pint-sized freak!” he shouted. “You ruined my entertainment, I’ll make mincemeat out of you” Juggernaut clinches his bulky fists and lunges at her, diving his left fist at Pinkie Pie. Juggernauts fist made contact, hitting the ground with an impact, much to the other elements horror. Juggernaut chuckles, but noticed something wasn’t right, he felt ground underneath his fist, not a smashed body. He lifts his fist to see his pink opponent gone. “What the hell!” he gets back up and looks around confused, along with the five ponies, until Fluttershy spots Pinkie standing behind Juggernaut, back turned, facing Deadpools unconscious form.

“There she is!” she shouted, before covering her mouth so Juggernaut wouldn’t hear. Too late though as he turned around, glaring at the dark pink mare. “Me and my big mouth” Fluttershy whispered.

Juggernaut growls in rage: cracking his knuckles. “Nice escape, but that won’t save you from getting your little ass handed to ya” he taunts her.

“Do you ever shut the damn mouth of yours?” Pinkie looks back Juggernaut with a one eyed glare. “I’m just about sick and tired of you trying to be the top dog here” her tone of voice meant she wants to challenge the large, red behemoth.

“Ha! And just what are you going to do? I’ve beaten two of your girly princesses, and took out your bodyguard, Wilson. You think you can stop me from wanting to…” WHAM!!! A pink blur blasts Juggernaut dead center in his midsection, sending him careening to the ground hard.

The blur appears back where it was, turning back into Pinkie Pie.

Pinkies five friends all dropped theirs and widen their eyes. Did Pinkie just punch Juggernaut like a train ramming through a cabbage stand? All of them were thinking the same thing, and that answer would be: yes.

Pinkie Pie snorts as Juggernaut gets back on his feet, holding his ribs.

“Where did Pinkie get that strength from? It’s like she’s been training in under a minute” Rainbow Dash said, curious to know.

“I’ve been bucking apple trees for years, but that red monster still out of m’ah league to kick. Pinkie just rammed into him like a bull.” Applejack sits down, paralyzed with shock and surprise “This doesn’t make sense. Pinkie pie eats so many sweets, and she’s somehow stronger. How?”

Applejack got her answer when Pinkie Pie overheard her and teleports in front of her, telling her “I lived in a rock farm, Applejack. That should’ve given all of you a clue from the start” Her face was so serious that neither one of them would talk back or argue with her. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a red idiot to beat the shit out of” She turns around and teleports back to the battlefield.

“Oh, and to the readers who are reading with, call me Pinkie Pool. It makes sense around here”

Juggernaut emits a low grunt before charging at Pinkie Pie, yet she stood her ground. As juggernaut charged, a pink aura surrounded Pinkie Pie.

Juggernaut ran up, lifts his leg and crushed the dark pink mare underneath. Juggernaut cracked a smile before fallowing his attack with a double hammerfist, hammering down at Pinkie Pie, hopefully knocking her out for good.

Twilight and the others watched on until a bright light is seen underneath Juggernauts massive fist. She tilts her head in confusion, but figured that Pinkie was still alive.

Juggernaut chuckles, but that chuckle turned into a surprised look when he saw a light under his fists. The light grew bright and bright. Juggernaut blinks and watches until a new being appears, bursting out of the light, lifting and holding Juggernauts fists with one hand. The light vanished afterwards.

The sudden appearance caught everyone off-guard, making the ponies back up and Juggernaut wondering what just happened. Juggernaut tried to remove his fists away, but is suddenly gripped by his wrists and, in the blink of an eye, starts spinning in the air and crashing back to the ground.

The ponies watch on as this new being rises to its full height, revealing to be… Pinkie pie?

“Oh my goodness” Fluttershy gasped.

“Is… is that Pinkie Pie?” Rarity said “What happened to her?”

“She just transformed, but how? And, this transformation is something I haven’t seen before.” Twilight gazed at Pinkies new body, and examined her new look. Pinkie is bipedal, standing 5.9, her hooves were replaced with hands and feet, but her tail and mane were the same, and she had some bulk to her, too. Her face is still the same, as well. “Wait; there is a word for something like this. I’ve read and seen it somewhere before, but where?” Twilight thought.

Juggernaut gets back on his feet and turns around, “The hell just happened?” he said as he eyed his opponent before getting a look of shock, “What the hell happened to you?” he asked, rubbing his helmet in confusion.

Pinkie Pie slowly opens her eyes and narrows them around the battlefield. Almost all of Canterlot is destroyed, yet the castle is still intact, thank Luna. Pinkie then noticed an odd feeling. She looks down to find herself taller, and… standing on two hooves, but it was rather difficult to look any further with these giant mounds on her new chest blocking her view of her hooves. Whatever, she then looks at her front hooves to see they’ve changed. She rotates them and moves them up. “Hands, I have hands?” She puts her new hands on her face, feeling them “Soft”, but she was also relieved to feel her face was the same as always. She looks back to see she still has her tail, yet it was straight down, along with her mane. She then focused back on the situation, “Oh yeah that’s right, I almost forgot about you. Thanks for reminding me, Author”

“The hell are you talking to, freak?” Juggernaut looked at Pinkie confused.

“I’m talking to someone named none of your damn business”

Twilight suddenly gets a spark in her brain, “Anthropomorphic, that’s it” she finally remembered.

The other four look at her, oddly.

“An-what now?” Applejack asked.

“Anthropomorphic, anthro for short. Apparently, Pinkie is now part human, part pony. Fascinating.” Twilight smiles, amazement to see Pinkie in this new form. But theories now swam through her head, thinking how Pinkie could have achieved this form. Either way, this new form of hers seems strong enough to hold back, or, if lucky, defeat Juggernaut.

Juggernaut clinches his fists and growls, “New form or not, I’m gonna kill you”, Juggernaut points at Pinkie.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it a million time. You gonna fight me, or what?” She waited for Juggernaut to make a move, getting into a taijutsu stance by crouching halfway, putting one arm behind her back, and holding the other one up, hand straight.

Juggernaut didn’t think twice and didn’t hesitate to run after Pinkie Pie, stomping like a stampeding hippo.

Pinkie Pie stood her ground, and waited. The others watch on with eager anticipation, wondering what Pinkie has in mind to defeat Juggernaut. Deadpool just laid there like a bump on a log. Apparently Juggernaut smashed him too hard to even wake up. Oh well.

Their wait didn’t last as Juggernaut reeled his right fist back, lunged forward and crashed it down on Pinkie Pie with an explosive impact at its wake. Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity gasped, the dirt cloud created by Juggernauts fist fades away, showing the shadow form of Juggernaut. Applejack noticed something wasn’t right when she saw Pinkie vanished out of thin air. She told the others, and they all looked for their transformed friend.

As the dirt cloud faded from existence, Juggernaut could get a clear view of his attack, only to see his pink opponent gone again. “What!” he lifts his fist, but as he was about to lift his upperbody, Pinkie Pie appears under him in a blur, sliding underneath him with her left leg up. Before Juggernaut could react, Pinkie swings her leg up, kicking Juggernaut in the face so hard; it sends the giant humanoid flying straight into the sky.

Rainbow Dash widens her eyes, never expecting to see Pinkie move that fast. In fact, neither of them expected to see that happen. It’s as if Pinkie moves at the speed of light, yet having superhuman strength to back it up.

Juggernaut cringes in pain as he flies in the air, grunting so.

To show even more of her newly acquired herculean strength, Pinkie teleports of the ground and into the sky, in front of Juggernaut. Juggernaut could only move his head and see Pinkie before she reels her fist back and cococks him the face again, sending him careening away from her. But she wasn’t done, she teleports behind Juggernaut and dual kicks him in the back, kicking him higher into the air, then teleporting again to spin herself to kick him again; slamming her right leg into juggernauts side, throwing him at the direction on where he was kicked. Pinkie Keeps repeating this act, until it looks like she’s ping-ponging him in the air over and over.

Twilight and the others tried following Pinkies attack: motioning and zig-zagging their eyes to try and match her movements, but Pinkie moved way too fast for them to keep up. They ended up getting dizzy from watching Pinkies assault.

“The hell’s going on!” Juggernaut thought while being bombarded by Pinkies punches and kicks. “I can’t take much more of this pounding. Damnit!” Juggernaut’s durability slowly depletes from Pinkies assault. Being repeatedly pounded like this is not normal at all. Sure he’s been beaten senseless by the hulk multiple times, but this human/pony creature is putting more of a pounding on him then either Hulk or Thor. What’s going on? Why so powerful?

Pinkie teleports and spin kicks Juggernaut, launching him straight up in the air. He grunts in pain. Pinkie teleports again, appear in front of Juggernaut and following him through the air, crossing her arms. “You give up yet?” She asked him as he narrows his head to look at her. “Well!”

“Go fuck yourself, freak!” he shouted with beaten tone.

Pinkie places her hand on Juggernauts chest. “Wrong answer” She reels back her other arm and swings, slamming her fist against Juggernauts face, denting his helmet and careening him away from her before teleporting to grab his ankles.

Juggernaut tries looking at the pink anthro, but a rotating environment is all he could see. Pinkie spun around at hyper speed, motioning the form of a wheel.

By seeing this, AJ couldn’t help but get sick from seeing that much spinning. She was alone, though. Rarity and Fluttershy felt the same feeling. Rainbow and Twilight kept on watching, feeling as if this was almost over.

They were right; Juggernaut couldn’t withstand the unbearable spinning, and lost consciousness.

“Pinkies Hammer Barrage” She shouted to the world

Pinkie stops her spinning, lifting Juggernaut high in the air before swinging him back down the earth’s floor. Once Pinkie released Juggernaut, he pierces the sound barrier and crashes to the earth’s surface like a falling comet, breaking the ground upon impact and leaving a large crater. A massive mushroom cloud formed once Juggernaut impacted the ground. The cloud caused the ponies to quickly cover their eyes. Most of the cloud got in the castle and blew furniture, paintings and statues to the floor.

Twilight looks back before looking at the battlefield, seeing nothing but dirt and gravel in the air. Fluttershy and Rarity hid behind AJ and RD, hoping it would end soon. AJ and RD cover their eyes before lowering their arms.

The dirt cloud clears. Juggernaut is covered in rubble. His head, right arm and legs were exposed. He laid there unconscious. He was defeated.

Pinkie Pie teleports, landing gracefully on her feet, then rises, looking down at the defeated Juggernaut. She took light breaths before walking towards Juggernaut. She walks up and places a boot on his ribs and grabbing his helmet with both hands then plucking it off his head, revealing his true face. Pinkie pie, holding Juggernauts helmet, takes a long good look at his face before his head rests on a rock. She looks at his helmet before placing it next him.

Twilight walks up to Pinkie Pie, and asks, “Why did you take his helmet off?”

Pinkie turns and looks down at her friend, saying “I just got curious. I really wanted to see what his face looked like” before her hair became its natural poofy look. “That was really fun, though. Who knew fighting would be such a thrill. The motion, the punching, the kicking, the… hey, where Deadpool?” She looked all around for him.

“Wait, Pinkie. Before you storm off, tell me how you transformed and gotten so strong” the young alicorn asked.

“Oh, that’s easy; Deadpools blood not only gave me a healing factor, but it also gave strength far superior than any other beings out there: say a thousand times stronger than the average human. But to really make more sense of this, Deadpools strength combined with a pony’s strength would be cataclysmal: enough to match big red over there. And how I transformed, well, with all that power, how else are you going to contain it. I evolved, Twilight” Pinkie explain. Once she was done, she walked away to go find Deadpool.

Twilight froze in place, irises about penny-sized. She sat down, mind blown by Pinkies explanation. Just by a blood transfusion caused this to happen. Her thought process soaked up as much info as it could, but hearing the word “evolve” took more tolls then she thought. Pinkie evolved into a new being, like herself, sort off. She sat there more, until she finally soaked it all in. “Evolution. It can’t be. She has to have been mutated, or something. Evolution can’t possibly do this, can it? I thought it was only time that caused evolution. This… this doesn’t make sense. How can… but… why” Her irises shrank to their smallest size as Twilights mane turned messy, like paranoia messy. “Hehe, makes no sense. Must… study. No, research! Yes, study. Hehe” Twilight turns her head, eyeing at Pinkie with a crazed look. 

> Some answers... I think?
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“Deadpool?! Deadpool, where are you?” Pinkie Pie called out, looking at the destruction left by fight: stores and homes fell from their foundations, tree rooted out and laying on the ground, decorations like wells, benches, and statues crumble into new rocks, yet the castle was barely scratched; the only thing damaged were windows and the front doors.

Pinkie walked around a boulder, but found no trace of Deadpool. She turns around to see her friends looking up at her, seeing a sad look on her face. Pinkie slides down on her knees and looks at the ground, jaw quivering: she was fixing to cry.

“Don’t worry, Pinkie Pie. We’ll find him” Flutttershy approached her friend to try and comfort her by rubbing her arm. She received a soft smile from the hybrid Pinkie Pie.

“Thanks, Fluttershy” Pinkie gives her shy friend her trademark tight hug. Fluttershy tried hugging back, but the massive bumps on Pinkies new chest were cutting her airway; Pinkie having no idea at all, until her others friends started to warn her.

“Darling, you’re choking her” Rarity alarmed her.

“I am?” Pinkie looks down to see red all over Fluttershys’ skin. “Meep, I am!” Pinkie Pie lets go of Fluttershy, letting her back away, finally inhaling as much air as she can breathe in; her fur turning back to its natural yellow color. “Sorry, Fluttershy” she giggled.

AJ looks at Pinkie Pie with a raised eyebrow. She looks at her chest and asks, “What in tarnation are those thin’s, sugar cube? Are those some kind of chokin’ weapon, ‘r somethin’” She looked puzzled at them before looking up at Pinkies’ face.

Pinkie Pie tilts her head and looks down at the massive bumps on her chest. She scratches her head, “I have no idea what these things are, Applejack. They just appeared along with my new body.” She grabs and lifts them up a bit “Ooo, they feel so squishy, and slightly heavy, too” she giggled and snorted.

Rainbow Dash suddenly got a random idea, “Maybe they’re punching bags! Can I take a whack at ‘em, Pinkie Pie?” She asked, while her friends look at her in confusion. 

“Rainbow Dash, be serious, those… bumps… can’t be punching bags at all. They could be…”

“Sure!” Pinkie interrupted Rarity with a happy-go-lucky smile.

“Sensitive” Rarity finished.

Rainbow smiled and cracked her neck, then approached Pinkie Pie. She gets up, reels her right front hoof back and swings, hitting the massive bump on the left side of Pinkies’ chest. Upon contact, RD’s hoof bounced back and bops her in the face, knocking her flat on her flank.

Rainbow swerved her head from side to side, dazed from the sudden turn around. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity laughed at hysteria. Fluttershy just giggled at her.

“Oh darling, they’re not punching bags, but they sure did give you a what for” Rarity teased Rainbow.

Rainbow shakes her head, regaining her equilibrium, “Ow that hurt! Whatever those things are, they’re good shields” Rainbow rubs her head gently.

“N’ah, these aren’t shields.” Pinkie smiled. “I don’t know what they are, but when you punched that one, it felt kind of good”

They all raised their brows.

“It did?” Rarity asked.

“Mhm” Pinkie Pie gets back up to her full height, and looks down at her friends. “They’re kind of a pain, though” she shrugs.

“Maybe we should let Twilight have a look at you. That new body could help us with what’s going on around here,” Fluttershy suggested. “If you want too, thatis”

“I agree. How you beat the tar out of that giant red ogre was beyond the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. How did you learn those moves, Pinkie pie? Rainbow dash asked, smiling with excitement, flying close to her.

Pinkie Pie thought, “Um, I guess it came to me. I was more of a partier, not a fighter. Then again, I threw cakes at Spike, sat on your head (still sorry about that) and used my party cannon on some changelings.” She chatted, remembering past events.

“Do you think it had something to do with the blood transfusion? There’s no way magic had anything to do with this” Rarity said, suggesting her own theory.

Pinkie shrugged, “Could be. I did tell Twilight that that blood trans-thingy evolved me into something better”

“That makes sense, actually” AJ said, agreeing with Pinkie.

“Yeah! Even if Twilight did study me, she’d find the same answer I came…” Pinkie looks ahead “up with”

The four other elements look at Pinkie confused before turning around to see Twilight stand behind them; eyes twitching, mane and tail all messed up and smiling like she hasn’t had sleep for two years. The look she was giving off creeped her friends out.

“Oh no, there’s more questions. More answers. More… research” Twilight giggled, twirling her dark purple mane with her hooves. Her voice was slow-ish with a high pitch tone.

“Uh, twi, ya a’right?” AJ asked, concerned for her friend.

“Oh yeah, I’m fine, just fine! So fine! Couldn’t be any better!” She tilts her head, smiling still. “I just need to see Pinkie, so I can… research!” She spasmed a bit.

Rainbow looks at Fluttershy with her hoof circling her ear. Fluttershy nods in agreement.

“Twilight, I’d love to help you research my body, but right now, I need to find my Deadpool” She gets up and was about to walk away, but she suddenly gets trapped in a magic lasso. “Huh?” She looks back to see Twilights’ horn glowing with a magic stream coming out.

“No, no, Deadpool can wait. I must look… further into this. Evolution. Time. Changes. There must be more, so much, much more” she laughed oddly creepy, sitting on her flank and twirling her mane. Her irises shrank to penny-size. “I must research more. Please, come with me, Pinkie!”

Pinkie leans her head back, creeped out about Twilights behavior. The other ponies felt the same way. Twilight hasn’t acted like this since the letter incident. They fear it could be worse. Like a mere breath can set her off. 

AJ and the others remained cautious about the situation in front of them. Twilight is now a highly sensitive land mine that can be set off if a bird’s feather were to land on it. Beats of sweat rolled down the side of Rainbows and AJs head; if Twilight did anything to try and hurt Pinkie, they’d have no choice but to subdue to crazed princess. Rarity held her breath from shock and fear; why is Twilight acting like this? She felt her heart race a bit when everything got quiet. Even Fluttershy grew quiet. More quiet than a mouse.

The silence reached its peak when Pinkie shook her head, refusing to go with Twilight, “No, Twilight. I have to find Deadpool, and see if he’s ok. Let me go, please” her voice became serious when she said that.

And by those words, the mine set off. Twilight’s left eye twitched and her smile fades into a crazed frown. That answer was not what she wanted. Something snapped in her brain that made her shout, “Yes! I want to know more! Know more about you! How you function! I… I can dissect you… to find out” She giggles, completely insane.

Just by that one word, AJ and RD sprang into action tackling Twilight and cutting off her magic, releasing Pinkie.

“Have you lost your mind, Twilight?!” Rainbow shouts, pinning Twilights’ upper body.

“Let go! I want to know more! I must know! Evolution can’t be like this!” Twilight rambles on, struggling to get loose.

“Get a grip, Twi! What in the hay has gotten into ya?” AJ holds Twilights legs down “We all love to figure out how Pinkie got this way. But gosh darnit! Don’t go nuttier than a squirrel on us, girl” AJ said, trying to get the alicorn to come to her senses. But it was no good. Twilight conjured a purple, magic lasso from her horn and used it to wrap both earth and pegasi pony around their waist and tossed them away, earning a “whoa” from the both of them.

“Oh my goodness” Fluttershy eeped as she backs away. She then looked up to see Pinkie walk towards the crazed princess.

“I will research Pinkie Pie. There must be more logic, even if I have to cut her piece…” she sits back up “by piece” Twilight giggles and laughs, looking up in the sky. She looks back down, only to feel a painful force impact her across her face with a loud BAM. She’s sent rolling through the ground and crashing full force into a cart full of chairs.

Fluttershy sat up and put her hooves over her mouth and widens her eyes at the sight she just witnessed. 

Pinkie stands up and looks straight at the collapsing chairs and broken cart; Twilight’s out cold, but not dead.

Rarity gasps and puts a hoof on her mouth “Darling, wasn’t that a bit too much?” she asked Pinkie, worried that that slap could’ve severely injure Twilight. 

Pinkie Pie looks back at Rarity and says, “No, she needed it. We need her smarty side, not her crazy side. I slapped her hard enough to knock some sense into her, not to hurt her bad. Though I do think the cart and chairs were a bit much. Right, author?!”

AJ and RD stood up and walked back to their friends, rubbing their heads.

“For an egghead, Twilight can be dangerous”

“I forgot Twilight has mor’ power now that she’s an Alicorn. She’s not a little pony anymor’ ” AJ admitted.

“Let’s all agree that we must never have Twilight in that awful state again. That was creepier then the last time she was like that” They all agreed with Rarity.

Pinkies’ ears perk, hearing moaning from the destroyed cart. Twilight emerges from the wreckage and grunts; she’s normal, again. She walks out as bits of rubble fall off of her back and wings. She lightly grunts and limps away from the debris pile.

The element bearers noticed and rush over to the injured princess. Fluttershy approached and helpped Twilight by holding her right arm around her neck, keeping her on her hooves. Twilight looks at her friends; her vision is blurry at first, but quickly restores back its normal state, letting Twilight see her friends. She looks away from them, thinking they might be mad at her. “I’m so sorry, girls. I didn’t know what came over me. The stuff Pinkie told me made me go into different loops. I got so confused and… well… you know” she beats herself up for what she did, and for what she tried to do. 

Her friends smile in forgiveness. They walk up and give her a gentle group hug, much to Twilights’ surprise. She smiled and said, “thank you, girls” they back away and nod. Even with a scene like that, they will always forgive their friend. Fluttershy still aided Twilights footing. 

AJ turns her head to the right and spotted Juggernaut, still lying in the gravel out cold. “What are we goin’ to do with him?” she asked.

Twilight turns her head towards Juggernaut and thinks, “For now, let’s keep him contained. Pinkie, I can’t thank you enough for…” she narrows her eyes at Pinkie, only to find her missing. “Pinkie?” She looks around for her hyperactive friend, until RD and the others laugh. Twilight raises a brow, confused at the situation.

“Don’t worry sugar cube, Pinkie’s just lookin’ for her coltfriend” AJ teased.

Pinkie pops from behind a boulder that was wedged in a flower shop, shouting “Hey, he’s not my coltfriend. I’m his sidekick with really large bumps” she rests on the boulder before going back to finding Deadpool.

“Large bumps?” Twilight looks at AJ, confused.

“It’s those large things on Pinkies’ chest” Rarity replied. “Do you know what they are, Twilight? You’ve been to the human world before. Surely, you must know what they are”

Twilights’ eyes widen and she cheeks turned lava red. “Um, well, I, uh…” she tried her best to come up with a good explanation so she wouldn’t freak her friends out.

Curiosity got to them. They lean a bit closer to hear her answer. Twilight tried to think, but the pressure was slowly getting to her. For Twilight, it was awkward to see human female anatomy in the human world: in class and in person. Even as a human herself, it was still awkward, and it felt strange. So telling her friends would make things worse for her “um…”

As her friends got distracted, Pinkie searched high and low for Deadpool, teleporting from one place to another. She lifts up a brick wall and looks under it, but found no sign of Deadpool at all. She drops the wall and continues her search, until she spotted a red hand six inch from a boulder near the castle and two feet away from her. Pinkie smiles wide and jumps up and down, “I found him! I found him!” she shouted, getting the other ponies attention. Twilight sighed, saved by the Pinkie bell.

Pinkie sprints over to Deadpools hand and knelt down…

***

“Ahh, where am I? Am I in a black hole? No, I don’t hear any rock music. Am I in a cave? No, it’s too silent. Hmm… wait a minute; Am I in New Jersey again?!? I swear to God if I am, I will find that fatass Snooki and give her a real bitch slap. Also, the situation owns me some money for not telling me that that one blow up doll was an actual grenade. That son of a douchebag! I’ll show him who’s in a real situation” he floats about in an endless dark void.

“Deadpool, you are having another near death experience” a calm voice tells him.

“Wha? Who said that? Is it you Santa Clause? ‘Cause ya still owe me that teddy bear when I was eight. I still remember, you big, red holly jolly fucker”

“No, No, Deadpool. Listen closely” the voice echoes in the deep black void.

“Wait that voice!? It can’t be?” Deadpools’ eyes grew to baseball size, “Death, baby! Is that you?” He is suddenly transported and placed in a hot spring where a heavily tattooed woman in a bikini, with floating silk straps, sits on the other side of the spring. The area is Japanese style: having two wooden buildings with thin, sliding doors, a rock wall surrounding them, and some bonzi trees to set the mood. Deadpool looks around before looking at Death.

“Hello Deadpool, it’s been awhile” Death herself greeted the merc with her soft voice, and a smile.

“It has, hasn’t it hot stuff. I should’ve known this was a near death experience. Juggernaut must’ve smashed me pretty good.” He thought, and laughed at that. A flying little demon arrived and served them wine.

“He has, my love. But there is something you should know, Deadpool.” She exclaimed to him with a serious tone in her voice.

“Oh? What’s that, Lady Death? Don’t tell me you’re going Cable on me. His dire warning crap is getting old pretty fast” he holds a wine glass in his hand.

“No, I’ll make this short for you. Two evil beings have joined forces to rid the heroes you’ve made friends with.”

“What? You mean that lavender bitch and her pony friends? I think they’ve got it covered” Deadpool tosses the wine glass behind him, leans back on the hot springs edge, and lays his head back, closing his eyes.

“I’m afraid not. You see, they’ve created an army that is strong enough to handle Celestias’ forces”

“Big deal! What does that have to do with me? And how do you know Princess Sun butt?”

“We’ve been in touch since her creation. But that’s beside the point. Without you and Juggernaut, those ponies will not make it.”

Deadpool opens his left eye and looks at Death, “Eh, come again, hot stuff?”

“You and Juggernaut must team up with the ponies to stop this evil from succeeding” 

“Whoa, what!? Time out there, Sugar Death!” He sits up, arms straight and hands in front of Death. “Juggernaut doesn’t give a hippo’s ass about anything. Joining forces with him is like trying to open that DVD case to Hammerhead. Man was that a bitch to open” He looks at the readers, then back at Death.

“I know. But as you may not know, the two evils have brought in three powerful monsters to aid them in their suppose victory” Death holds her hand up and conjures a screen showing three different silhouettes of oddly looking creatures: one is a hulking humanoid figure with an oversized hand-held weapon of sort; the second is a creature that bears a resemblance to a dinosaur; and the last one looks just like a man, similar to Deadpool in appearance.

Deadpool watches the screen, seeing two of the creatures struggle in what seemed to be chains, but the third one is just standing there, like a statue. No chains. It just stands there, like it’s waiting for something. He looks closely at one of them, and widens his eyes in shock. “Oh shit! When did they get him involved in this? What are you thinking, Author?!” He shout at the readers.

The screen vanishes, “Now you know what you are up against. You must team up with the ponies and Juggernaut to fight this evil. Oh! And four more heroes will arrive to aid you in this battle”

“I get it now… wait, four? That’s new? Who are they, Death?” Deadpool ask, raising a brow and tilting his head a bit.

“No spoilers, this time” She snickered.

“You little sneak!” He laughs. “That’s usually my thing. I love ya, baby”

“I know you do, but there is another who loves you more than I do” Death says with a smile. Her tattooed teeth followed her smile, making it seem like an actual skull is smiling.

“Really? Who loves me more than you? Tell me, Death! The suspense is not killing me” he asks Death. 

“You will find out once you wake up; which is now.”

“Huh?” Deadpool is suddenly sucked into the air by an unknown vacuum, but he holds onto the edge of the hot spring and looks at Death, saying “Baby, before I go, I want you to do something for me” the vacuum sucks harder, uprooting the bonze trees and pulling the wall out of its foundation.

“Anything, Deadpool” Death watches while in the hot spring, not even phased by the vacuum.

“Tell the waiter I said keep the change!” his voice echoed as the vacuum sucks him in to another void, swallowing him up and disappearing in front of Death. Everything was calm when the vacuum stopped

Death waves, “I wish I could see how Deadpool will handle his new relationship. Oh wait” She summons a big screen and watches. She smiles to see Pinkie Pie approaching the awakening Deadpool. “Ha ha, I can see Deadpool will have his hands full” she leans back on the hot springs edge and relaxes, drinking wine.

***

“Wha, who, where? Why is it so dark? Death, is this another one of your jokes?!” he calls out, but no response. “Hold the phone, I’m alive! But where am I?” he thinks until he hears a familiar mumble.

“Yay! He’s awake!” Deadpools ears sent signals in his brain, letting him know its Pinkies voice that’s mumble outside. His nerve ending slowly regenerated and told him that something was wrapped around his back and something soft was squishing around his head. Deadpool got confused before being unwrapped and pulled back from Pinkies large bumps.

“Hiya, sleephead” Pinkie giggled while the bumps gently jiggled.

Deadpool looks at Pinkie Pie. His eyes shrunk to golf ball-sized as he scanned Pinkie Pies’ new body “Pinkie pie, is that you? Either I’ve been stomped on harder than I thought, or I must be dead for real” he pinches himself. “Ow! Nope, I’m alive, and damn! … What happened here, and what happened to you?” he scans Canterlot to see more battle damage, then looks back at Pinkie pie, having dark red blush spots on his cheek; The golf ball-sized eyes return.

Twilight and the other elements walk beside Pinkie. “The fight is over, Deadpool.” Twilight said. “It was Pinkie who defeated Juggernaut and saved us from disaster” she informed him.

“You missed it! She was so fast that Juggernaut didn’t stand a chance at all.” Rainbow bragged. “She zoomed left and right over and over. It was so cool!”

“Not to mention she threw that ogre like a ragdoll. Zigzaggin’ him in the air and spinnin’ him around for the big finale” Applejack said with a big smile.

Deadpool looks at the two ponies, “Well shit! I thought this world was fucked, but I guess not” he said, looking back at Pinkie Pie, blushing under his mask.

Fluttershy took notice of Deadpools expression, “Why are you making that face, Deadpool?” she said as she released Twilight so she can walk again; she succeeded.

“It’s like you’ve seen a ghost, darling” Rarity said.

The other ponies took notice, getting confused looks, until Rarity remembered…

“Oh yeah, you still haven’t giving us an answer Twilight”

Twilight perks her head up, blushing. Looks like the bell stopped. “I, um…”

“Hey yeah, spill it Twilight! What are those bumps?” Rainbow demanded, trying to intimidate Twilight in to giving them an answer.

Twilight gulps, but the pressure breaks. She sighs, “Ok, I’ll tell you. Those are…”

“Boobies!!!!”

The ponies turned their attention towards Deadpool, with a loud “What?!

Twilight bite her lips as a beat of sweat rolls down the side of her forehead. “Oh no, this is bad” she thought, but she was kind of relieved that someone else spilled the beans instead of her.

“Boobs! Milk jugs! Tata’s! My lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps. Lois and Clarisse! Big, lovely knockers!” Deadpool squealed, happy to finally see something he loves just as much as explosions.

The ponies (except for twilight, who was blushing) and hybrid pony dropped their jaws, surprised. They’ve never been to the human world, so seeing breasts is new to them. Curiosity got to them even more.

“So that’s what they’re called” Pinkie looks at her new breasts, and giggles.

“Oh yeah, baby!” Deadpool looks at them, still having his golf ball-sized eyes. “Damn, those are big! I’d say size thirty eight triple H” Deadpool whistle “What a record!” Pinkie blushed. “Eat your heart out, Busty Mounds” he smiled wide under his mask.

She giggled and laughed at what Deadpool said; until she stopped and started fluttering her eyes at him and lowering her face a notch.

The four elements scratched their heads in confusion. They look at Pinkie Pie, then at Deadpool, but they shrugged it off. Twilight sighed softly and closed her eyes, happy to see they’re not freaking out. 

“What are they for?” Applejack asked, getting Twilight to snap her eyes wide open as big as her head.

“I’m so happy you asked, ‘apple butt’. They…” a magic stream suddenly covered Deadpools’ mouth, preventing him from going any further.

“Ah heh heh, I think that’s enough questions for today” Twilight intervened, stopping the conversation before things got really awkward around here.

“Aww, I wanted to hear more!” Pinkie said a bit agitated.

“Why be a buzzkill, Twilight?” Rainbow groaned at Twilight.

“Trust me, you don’t want to know. You know about the name, but hearing stories about them will not be pretty, at all!” Twilight stated, 

Deadpool looks at Pinkie Pie still, “Trying… so hard… not to get a boner right now” He thought to himself as Twilight released his mouth from her magic lasso.

Once released, Deadpool looks away from Pinkies large chest and looks at her face then noticed something odd about her expression; she bit her lower lip and swerved her body. “Um, what’s wrong with ‘cotton candy’ over there?” He asked pointing at her.

Twilight looks over at Pinkie, who never noticed Twilight. All she did was eye Deadpool weirdly, and not her usual weird looks, which concerned Twilight, “Why is she… oh no, it couldn’t be, not now, not today!” Twilight thought to herself, thinking it’s that time of the month for Pinkie Pie. She couldn’t let that happen. She tried to warn Deadpool, until…

“I hate to interrupt your victory party, but I bringith news to all of you” Luna returned, standing a few feet away from them. Luna’s sudden return snapped Pinkie out of it and back to her-old-self, for now.

“Princess Luna!” Twilight limply trotted towards the lunar mare. “How’s Princess Celestia?” she stops in front of her.

Luna sighed, “My sister is fine. Doctors arrived and aided her wounds. She informed me of some things that you and your friends must hear before her slipped back into her unconscious state.” She stated as the others walked towards her and stood beside Twilight. Pinkie grabs Deadpools arm and held tight, but remains focused on Luna. Deadpool, on the other hand, looked at Pinkie Pie very confused with a question mark appearing above his head.

Luna inhaled and, “Since she is not capable of ruling the castle in her conditions, she has left me in charge of the castle until her injuries are fully recovered” She informed, with confidence in her eyes.

“That’s some big news, Princess Luna” AJ said. “Are ya sure ya can handle this one y’ur own?”

Luna nods, “I may be co-ruler of Canterlot, but I will still try my best to put Canterlot back in place and have it back at its finest again”

“Good for you, Princess! And we’ll help you as much as we can” Rarity generously, and happily, offered.

Luna gave a warm smile to her friends; “I thank thee for helping me, all of you” They all smile at her. Deadpool finally looks at Luna and nods.

AJ looks back at Juggernaut, still out cold, “So what are we going to do with him?” She asked the same question.

Luna looks at the same direction and thinks, “Restrain the beast. He is to be put in the throne room for questioning.” The lunar princess commanded.

“Yes, Princess,” Twilight and Rarity walk over to Juggernaut and used their magic to slowly levitate him in the air; gravel sliding down his muscular body. Rarity had some trouble lifting the red behemoth, because he is so heavy, but with Twilights’ help, they carried Juggernaut to the castle and into the throne room with effort. Luna turns and walks ahead while the others followed shortly after. Pinkie still clings on to Deadpool arm, smiling with joy, and smiling for ‘others’ reasons, too. She leaned her head to the side and nuzzled his cheek slowly, receiving another confused look from the crimson merc.

Pinkie looks at Deadpool, standing about a foot taller than him, and purrs. Something wasn’t steering right with her. Deadpool leans his head back, and….

“Hey author, I’m confused; is this a form of bestiality, or is this ok? She’s got giant, awesome boobs and a human body, but she still has the same head and tail. I can’t make up my mind on what to make of this damn situation,” he whispers, “Or how about the readers? They can tell me in the comments below”

Luna and the others walk ahead behind them. Deadpool wanted to go with them, but Pinkie held on tight, forcing him to stay with her. She nuzzles against Deadpool again before seeing a closet up ahead, with the door wide open. She smiles wide, “Thanks author,” she walks him there, with some force.

“Wait what?!” he looks at the closet, and gulps, “Oh you fucking suck, author. When I get out, I’m gonna… whoa!!!!” Pinkie pulls him into the closet and slams the door shut with a sign that says *keep out*

Random noises can be heard from inside: From a rooster bawking, to a cow mooing, to a goofy wail, to a car honking and constant crashing sounds.

“Wait Pinkie, I don’t think you should…, hey what are you doing?” Pinkie giggles “Holy shit! Wait, my spine doesn’t bend that way; my spine doesn’t bend that way” CRACK!!! “Holy bitch the pain!!! Huh? No, please, not that!” BOING!!!! “Ahh ha ha!!!!!!!”

“Oh stop whining and be a man, hunkypool”

“I can’t feel my legs!” more crashing sound emitted from closet…

In the throne room, Twilight and Rarity placed Juggernaut a few feet away from the stairs on his knees as Luna climbs up and sits in her sisters’ throne chair. She looks at the element bearers, then at Juggernaut. “Fluttershy” she spoke out.

“Y-yes, Princess” Fluttershy eeped

Her seriousness grew when she asked, “Wake the beast, if thou would” 

Fluttershy nodded and shyly, and slowly, crept up to Juggernaut and softly tapped his shoulder, “Um, excuse me, Juggernaut, sir; would you, um, please wake up so Luna can ask you some questions. If, if that’s ok with you” she got no answer from Juggernaut.

Rainbow Dash facehooved and walked beside Fluttershy, “Let me handle this, Fluttershy,” She took over as Fluttershy backs away, “Hey ugly, nap times over! Wake up!” she shouts at him and planted a hard jab to his cheek, instantly waking him up.

Juggernaut snaps his eyes open and looks around the throne room, “Where am I? And… where the hell is my helmet!?” He tried getting up, but he found himself tied in glowing ropes. “What is this?”

“Hello, Juggernaut” Twilight walks in front of him and sits down. “Remember me?” she asked with a stern look.

Juggernaut looks down at Twilight and grunts, “Oh yeah, I remember you. I remembered how I kicked you and your white gay princess’ ass to the curb” he laughed, getting angry looks from Twilight and everyone else.

Luna stood up in anger “That white gay princess is my sister, and you will hold that tongue, if you wish to keep it” she threatened him as she walked back down and stands beside Twilight.

“Oh please, those two never stood a chance. What makes you think that… huh?” 

Lunas eyes grew bright as a lunar mist emitted from her mane and tail, engulfing her entire being. 

Twilight backs away from Luna and watches along with her friends; Fluttershy hid behind Rainbow and Applejack. Juggernaut widens his eyes, actually surprised to see what’s happening in front of him. 

In the swirling mist, Princess Luna began to change in appearance: her height increased to Celestias’ size, her teeth changed from normal to serrated, her skin darkened in color, and her eyes snapped open, revealing her pupils to be cat-like. Luna lit up the throne room in a bright flash, causing everyone to shield their eyes from the massive flash. She then slowly dims the light down until it fully vanished. The mist faded and out came a familiar figure; Nightmare Moon has returned. 

The ponies’ slowly open their eyes and grunt, but gasp in shock when they witnessed Nightmare moon standing on her hind legs and slamming her front hooves on the ground, thrusting her head towards Juggernaut…

“If thou doth not cooperate, then surly thou can value more than losing a mere tongue!” she intimidated the Anti-hero with her Royal Canterlot Voice. She stood over the knelt down Juggernaut and looked at him with a cold, dagger glare, threating the very soul in his whole body; which was working perfectly. Juggernaut tried crouching down. He was never this scared before. In fact, he wasn’t scared of anything, but looking at this dark horse gave him something to fear. The glare she was emitting even gave his bones goosebumps, as if he could see his own nightmares through her eyes. Juggernaut quivered and cracked under the pressure, he pleaded to her… “Ok, ok, I’ll talk! Just stop giving that look, please!” which got Luna/Nightmare moon to calm down and soften her anger. Juggernaut actually had a frightful look on his face; he never wants to see that glare ever again.

“Good…” she narrows her aquamarine cat-like eyes at the ponies who, in fear, shared the same look Juggernaut had. Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash huddled together and shivered in fear. Fluttershy remain hiding behind her three friends. All but Twilight didn’t back from Luna. She remained still, looking at her with some fear as well

“P-Princess Luna?” Twilight said, hoping that’s actually her, and not the one mare who tried to take over Equestria.

Luna looks at Twilight and, to Twilights surprise, gave her a calm face, “Fear not, Twilight Sparkle. It is still I in this body, not that other being you use to know” she informed the princess of friendship. “Though, under circumstances like these, I’d prefer to stay in this form for a while” Twilight nodded to her.

The five elements grew mellow and smiled, happy to know it was still Luna. Fluttershy walks around RD and stood beside her, smiling up at Luna.

The throne room went silent for a few minutes, and then Luna looks back down at Juggernaut, “now the, Thou have made a huge mess in my kingdom. Tell me, red ogre, who sent you to attack Twilight Sparkle? And why art thou and that crimson buffoon here in Equestria?” she asked Juggernaut with an intimidating tone, about to use her glare, again.

Juggernaut looks at Luna in the eyes, and explained quickly, “How should I know? We were fighting in Magnetos’ lab when dumbass Wilson shot the controls to the damn portal that caused it to malfunction. I don’t know if it was just Wade and Me that got sucked in, but all I remember is that I was in a jacked up forest where I was surrounded by these bug things with holes in their legs.”

“Changelings!?” Twilight said, surprised and confused.

“Whatever their called, they still didn’t stand a chance against me,” He boasted, “Squashed them like the bugs they are. After that, I saw their queen show up. She was one creepy bitch.” He pointed out, sharing his opinion.

“Chrysalis” Luna muttered. “I figured she’d have something to do with this. Anything else, red ogre?”

“There was also another pony with her. A horn that had stains that looked like blood. And some gay ass cape and armor plated hooves”

“Sombra!” they all said the name out loud.

“I guess so. They told me about this ali-whatever named Twilight. That bug queen told me that she would help, but not first putting up a fight. I couldn’t say no when it comes to a fight, so I stormed off, and then I showed up here, had our rumble. Until I…”

“Lost to a hybrid pony with superhuman strength and speed, and reflexes that match a cat and a snake combine” Pinkie Pie arrived, interrupting Juggernaut. She stood behind everyone.

Juggernaut and the ponies look back, to see Pinkie Pie stand there, smiling at them “There ya are, Pinkie. Where were ya, and where’s Deadpool?” AJ asked.

“Right here, silly!” she lifts Deadpool up with her left arm, holding him up in the air, with his boots dangling. She giggled and snorted, “Deadpool is a lot of fun to hang around with”

Twilight gasped, completely forgetting about Pinkie Pie, “Pinkie, You didn’t do what I think you just did” Twilight worried, thinking Pinkie did the unthinkable. 

“What? No way, Twilight! We just hugged and cuddled,” she looks at Deadpool, “I may have gone overboard, though.” Pinkie scratches her head, acting cute with her tongue hanging out.

Deadpool lightly looked up at the ponies, in a daze “Has anyone seen my spoon? I think a hobo buried it in my swimming pool” he drops his head back down, moaning.

Luna tilts her head in confusion, never noticing Pinkies transformation the moment she went outside and now. She had questions, but figured she’d ask later.

“Yup, he’ll be fine.” Pinkie giggled. “His healing factor will help him in no time. Ain’t that right, D-piddy” she smiled before Deadpool, regaining consciousness, points his desert eagle revolver at Pinkies head and pulls the trigger, blowing her brains out and causing her, and him, to collapse on the floor. “Yup, it’s working like a charm” Pinkie gives them the thumbs up before letting her arm fall back on the ground, letting out a weak “ow”.

Twilight and the other elements just facehooved themselves, wondering how and why did this have to happen.

Juggernaut grunts, “Idiots,” he glares at them before looking back at Nightmare moon/Luna.

Twilight returns her gaze back at Pinkie, “Pinkie! Stop clowning around and get up”

Pinkie Pie sat up, looking unphased by the bullet she received, and looked at Twilight with an annoyed look, “I am not a clown, madam”

The ponies rolled their eyes at her and smiled slightly, “Pinkie, what are we going to do with you” Rarity said, getting used to Pinkies healing ability; the others (other than Luna) were also getting use to her ability.

Pinkie smiled and giggled before noticing Luna in her Nightmare moon form, “Nightmare moon!” she gasps and flips back on her feet, “Nightmare moon’s back! We should get the elements! We should fight back! We defend Equestria! And why is no one freaking out like I am?” she said, very confused.

“Sugar cube, relax,” AJ chuckles, “She’s still Princess Luna, but in Nightmare moons body” she explained.

Pinkie cocks her head and raises a brow, “Really?! So she’s not going to try and take over Equestria again?”

“Of course not, Human pie. That was Nightmare moon, not I” Luna exclaimed.

“Ok, then” Pinkie smiles and plays with her chest a bit.

Luna sighed, “Anyways,” Luna looks back at Juggernaut, “For the mess you've caused today, I don’t know if I should throw thou in a dungeon, or slay you where thou stand” 

Deadpool raises up quickly, “What,” he gets all the ponies to look at him before teleporting between the nightmare princess and the red anti-hero, “Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, moona, no need to have death dealing with ‘big red’ right now.” Luna tilts her head, question the mercs actions.

“Ok, I had a talk with Death while ‘cotton candy’ and her friends were dealing with Juggernaut. She told me about this evil, or two, and how they're going to make huge army to kill your sister and fuck Equestria” Deadpool explained as best as he could, but…

“Meaning” Luna raised a brow.

Deadpool groans and facepalms, “It means we need to team up with this ‘big ass’,” he points a thumb back at Juggernaut, “To save your ‘big ass’ sister,” he points at Luna; “to save this big ass city from this big ass situation!” he waves his arms up in the air.

“I see”

“Hey!” Juggernaut shouts, getting everyone to flinch, “There is no way I am going to team up with you and these pint-sized mules!”

“Mules!” All of the ponies look at Juggernaut offensive glares.

“Yeah, that’s right. Got a problem with that?” he taunts them before Fluttershy walks up to him. He looks down at the timid pony with a sharp glare, “What do you want ‘chicken feathers’”

Fluttershy gives him a gentle look before asking, “Why do you call us names? Don’t you know it hurts our feeling?”

Juggernaut snarled, “Like I care. It’s fun to hurt others. The mere sight of them crying is hilarious” he laughed, but Fluttershy continued…

“Why? How would you feel if they did the same to you?”

“Ha! I’d just beat the shit out of them. Heh serves them right for messing with me!” he grinned evilly

“Really? Then that makes you no better than them”

His grin slowly fade, “So, at least they know not to mess with me. Where are you getting at, pony?!” he leans his head down, yelling at her, but she held her ground.

Rainbow Dash was about to sock him in the head, until Twilight blocked her path with her arm, “Don’t, I think Fluttershy is getting to him” Rainbow backs away and nods.

Deadpool and Luna watch as the two communicated.

“Do you have any friends, Mr. Juggernaut?” Fluttershy asked, in a soft tone.

“Teh, friend? No, and who needs ‘em. Been a lone wolf for a long time”

“Says the guy who works for Magneto” Deadpool implied.

“Piss off, Wilson!”

“What? I’m just saying” a sky blue aura appears and covers his mouth; it was Rarity.

“Deadpool, hush!” she demanded, “You’ll make things worse.”

“Continue, Fluttershy” Twilight said.

Fluttershy nods and looks up at Juggernaut, “Why don’t you want friends?”

“They hold me back. I’m better off doing something solo, then having to wait for anyone with me” he exclaimed.

“But if you don’t have friends, who will be there to support you, or have your back?”

“No one! No one has my back! Not even when I was a kid!” he snapped again.

Fluttershy held her ground again, then found a piece in that sentence that came out of nowhere, “Oh my, were you not loved when you were a child? Did your parents not love you, or something?” she dug deep, asking a personal question that annoyed Juggernaut, yet, somehow, he couldn’t find the urge to bottle it in.

He sighed and calms down a bit, “I was, until my mother died,” the ponies were shocked to hear this, “It was only my dad and I who were together. My dad never cared for me; all he cared about was money and power. He met my step mother who was wealthy and loaded.”

Fluttershy nods and listens more of his story.

“That’s when I met my annoying step brother Charles. I hated him so much, I would constantly bully him all the time, until my father noticed and demanded that I’d treat him with more respect.”

“Isn’t that a lesson you should learn? I mean, bullying is wrong.” She exclaimed.

Juggernaut glares at her, “I had a reason to do it!” he snapped again, “My father favored Charles over me, and abused me! He loved my step moms wealth that he wouldn’t dare have Charles be injured!”

It was then that Fluttershy noticed a small tear roll down Juggernauts cheek. She felt bad about hearing his childhood. She then figured out a small piece of his puzzle and said, “Maybe it wasn’t Charles’ fault that your dad loved him more than you”

Juggernaut then looks at Fluttershy with a “Huh?”

“Did you notice Charles’ face expressions when your father was abusing you?”

Juggernaut thought for a moment, then recalled seeing his step brother with a pained look, feeling sorry for him. He blinks a few times and looks down at Fluttershy, “Yeah, he felt sorry for me … but that still doesn’t mean I should feel sorry him. I’ll crush him till he’s nothing but dust!” Juggernaut growled. He went on, telling her about his time with him in the military, obtaining the gem of Cyttorak, getting revenge on Xavier, and up until now.

Fluttershy nodded in disbelief, “No,” she looks up at Juggernaut, “Xavier wanted to help you and show you kindness, but you threw it away for revenge. He wanted love you not only a brother, but as a friend,” Fluttershy lectured him into understanding the wrongs he did, and falsely thinking of his brother as the favorite, “Your father seemed like he never cared about you, when it was, in fact, Charles and your step-mom who loved you.”

Juggernaut didn’t want to hear any more of this pony’s’ words, “Enough! What makes you think you know me? You know nothing about me, so stop treating me like I’m a mindless child!” he bellowed as a tear rolled down his face.

“I’m not. But you must understand that that is in the past. You must let go and move on. You’ll end up corrupting more of your mind if you hold on to the past. Please, Juggernaut, get rid of your stubbornness.” As must as he wanted her to shut up, the little yellow pony was right. But up to adulthood, all he ever thought of was to get revenge on his step-brother. That thought became an obsession until he came to this world.

Juggernaut tried to block out Fluttershys words, but he couldn’t after hearing the harsh truth he was hearing from this pony. A mere pony telling him the wrong he’s been doing, and trying to get him to do the right. He didn’t want to listen to her, but more tears rolled down his cheek.

After a second thought, he gave up and succumbed to the truth and, for the first time ever, cried in front of everyone, even Deadpool. 

Everyone was baffled at how Fluttershy broke the Juggernaut into tears so easily, and she didn’t lift a hoof to do it. But what was very surprising, even for Deadpool, was that Juggernaut leaned his head down close to Fluttershy and she just walked up and hugged his bulky neck, much to Cains’ surprise. The mighty Juggernaut has fallen, yet resin, by words from a small, gentle, adorable pony.

Deadpool couldn’t believe what he is seeing; Juggernaut crying and being hugged by a pony. “Well I’ll be,” he thought, “This is a cute sight to see. Tisk, better put this on my facebook wall. This is golden!” he quietly gets his phone out and snaps a picture before quickly putting it back in his pocket” he whistles in his head; Rarity still having ahold of his mouth.

Fluttershy released Juggernauts neck, and smiled, “I know you don’t like making friends, but you should try it. Friends are like family, too. They love you and have your back when you’re in danger,” she walks away, leaving Juggernaut to think about what she said.

Juggernaut looks at Fluttershy before looking back at Luna, who was calming down from hearing his story, “Alright, I have something else in mind,” she said, “You are to join us in stopping Chrysalis and aiding our forces to fend off against her army of Changelings?”

Juggernaut thought about the offer for a moment, then looks back at her. The smaller ponies wait for his answer, until…

“Fine. I’ll help” The ponies smile at his answer. Deadpool, released from Rarity’s magic, cheered for joy.

“Yeah, yeah, whohoo, whatever” Juggernaut gets back up on his right foot, and then lifts his body up back to his full height.

Rainbow Dash noticed Pinkie in the corner of her eye, and shouts, “Hey Pinkie!” the anthro hybrid looks at her friend, “Quit play with your boobs and get over here, ya boob!” she chuckled as Pinkie teleported beside Fluttershy and AJ.

“Ooo, what goes on? What I miss?” Pinkie asked, leaning her head down between Fluttershys head and Applejacks head.

“We got got Juggernaut on our side!,” Applejack giggled with excitement, “All thanks to Fluttershy, here” She nudged Fluttershy in to blushing.

“Oh, it was nothing. I sensed he had some mental problem, so I went over to him and fixed him up. Now he’s better, I think” Fluttershy said, sheepishly.

Juggernaut turns his head and spots Pinkie Pie, “YOU!!!!!!!” he tries to force himself out of the magic ropes, clenching his fists and applying pressure to the ropes. The ropes stretched and snapped; it wouldn’t be long before Juggernauts regain strength would overpower the. Pinkie looks at Juggernaut and rises to her full height and watches, with her friends, as Juggernaut successfully explodes the ropes, lifting his huge, bulky arms as he does so.

Deadpool makes a ‘oh sit look’ (with a monkey sound effect), “King Kong is free! Call Godzilla! Call Ann Derow! Call my mama!” he hides behind Nightmare Moon/Luna.

The ponies, except Fluttershy, brought their guard up in case he decided to fight. How Juggernaut regained his strength is a mystery. Even with Pinkie Pie’s new form and abilities they might be able to barely hold on against him; but even so, Twilight is badly hurt, and the other three don’t stand a chance against him.

“You and me have unfinished business ‘Pink human pony’!” he points at Pinkie and snarls, gaining a new rivalry towards Pinkie Pie.

“Really?! You want to fight right now after the shit you pulled today? Look at my friends, look at the city, my home!” She gets in a taijutsu stance, about to be pissed at Juggernaut.

Juggernaut lowers his hand, and nods, “Oh, right,” he calms down, “We’ll settle this another time.”

The ponies, and Deadpool, sigh in relief, “Dang-nab-it, Juggernaut!,” Applejack snapped, “Don’t go scaring us like that. We thought ya’d turn on us.”

Juggernaut laughs, “Right! I was only messing with you ponies.” He suddenly stops and remembers, “I forgot, where the hell is my helmet?” he asked, looking around.

“I think it’s still outside, darling” Rarity answered.

Juggernaut didn’t say anything and stormed out in the halls, scaring Spike who was about to walk in the throne room.

“Why’s he in such a rush?” RD asked.

Pinkie shrugged, “Who knows. Maybe that helmet is his power source?” She thought as Deadpool walked beside her. “Hey, Mr. D” she squeed and hugs him tight, pushing him in her massive chest, much to Deadpools liking.

“I like this sidekick!” He said, “In your face, Batman!”

The ponies galloped after Juggernaut while Pinkie, now holding Deadpool with one arm, runs after her friends with a big grin on her face, leaving Luna behind.

Luna sat down and finally let loose that laugh she held in when Deadpool call Celestia 'big ass'. As much as it is offensive towards Celestia, Luna couldn't help but agree to Deadpools words, "Oh dear sister, surely thou must lay off the cake*
> R&R And.... Another Surprise!
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The ground shook repeatedly as the unstoppable Juggernaut barreled his way out of Celestia’s castle and looked throughout the carnage left by his fight with Pinkie Pie, Deadpool, Twilight and Celestia. He didn’t really care about the mess he left. All he cared about was finding his helmet.

“Where is it?” he roared as Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack followed him as he ran down the stairs beamed his eyes left and right.

“What are you looking for, Juggernaut?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“My helmet, I need to find it!”

Applejack raised a brow, confused by Juggernaut’s behavior, “What’s so special about your helmet, sugar-cube?” she asked.

“I’ll explain later. Just help me find it,” Juggernaut said as he lifted a rock over his head with ease and looked around before heaving it behind him, and letting it crash on a bystander, ‘My leg!’

“Juggernaut, hold your hay!” Applejack said trying to calm him down. “It couldn’t have gone far. It could be somewhere near the crater you made.” She pointed to the crater a few blocks away from the castle.

Juggernaut calmed down and straightened himself before turning around to look down at Applejack and her friends. He followed the direction Applejack was pointing at. As he did, he and the ponies heard what seemed to be a snobbish voice where the crater should be. Juggernaut immediately went into aggressive mode and charged after the owner of the voice. Applejack and the others quickly followed after him.

“What in Equestria is this?” the voice was none other than Blueblood. He was hiding in a secret bunker near the garden when the fight went on. When things where finally calm, he came out to see mass destruction everywhere he looked, but he was more happy to be alive. When he walked around the castle stairs, he found a strange red dome with square holes lying on the ground. Bluebloods snorted in annoyance, “This is the most horrid thing I’ve seen ever. Carnage aside, this thing is just plain and dull!” he said before hearing a roar emit behind him.

“Huh?” Bluebloods turned just in time to see a big red boot slam into him face first; punting him so hard he was sent hurdling in the air like a football and screaming like a little filly. He disappeared over the castle and into the clouds.

Deadpool teleported on a large rock and sat down after Juggernaut made the kick. He watched the white unicorn disappear before lifting his arms straight up, “Go-ooo-oal!”

“Juggernaut!” Fluttershy shouted as Juggernaut grabbed his helmet and snapped it back on.

“What?” he turned and looked at Fluttershy confused.

“The one thing you should never do is randomly…”

“Was that Bluebloods?” Rarity asked interrupting Fluttershy.

“Yes it was, Lil’ Miss Rarity” Deadpool happily replied.

Rarity cringed, “Ugh, let him have this one, Fluttershy. You know as well as I that Bluebloods is not a very polite stallion.” Applejack and Rainbow Dash couldn’t agree more to that and snickered from that day Rarity tried to hook up with her ‘prince charming’.

Fluttershy sighed and shrugged, “Alright, I guess.”

“Don’t beat yourself up, Fluttershy. Everybody hates Bluebloods. Even Princess Exposition,” Deadpool pointed back at Celestia’s castle reassuring Fluttershy, until Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrived seconds later; with Twilight slightly covered in bandages from horn to flank.

“So, what do we do now?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“I say we take a break!” Pinkie Pie said “I’m exhausted from fighting jumbotron in that last chapter,” Pinkie Pie sighed, slouching with bags under her eyes. Juggernaut glared at Pinkie, unamused with that name.

“I’m with Pinkie Pie decision,” Rarity said not questioning what Pinkie meant by that last statement, “I could really use some time at the spa,” Rarity whipped her mane out of her right eye.

“No!” Twilight shouted. “We have to find out what Chrysalis is up to and stop her from. If she was able to form an alliance with the Diamond Dogs, then there’s no telling who else could be on her side.” Her friends groaned quietly. They were too exhausted to do anything. All they want is some R&R. It would take a miracle to stop Twilight, now. “Now, I suggest we…” fortunately, a miracle in the form of a crimson hand reached down and grabbed Twilight by the back of the neck, causing her to let out an ‘oof’ as she was lifted up with no effort whatsoever. The firm grip made Twilight feel like she was being manhandled like a lion cub. She was confused at first, but when she was turned her confusion became a look of fright as she stared into the eyes of a very annoyed Pinkie Pie. 

“Listen, Princess OCD!” Pinkie Pie said, keeping a firm grip on Twilight’s neck-fold as she came down on the injured princess like a stern military general. “We’ve been through shit these past hours trying to stop big red from destroying Canterlot,” she glared exhausted, cranky eyes at Twilight. “I’m tired, you’re injured, our friends went through a bad experience and I’m pretty sure Fluttershy is traumatized through this whole ordeal!” she pointed at Fluttershy, much to the shy ponies confusion.

Twilight’s iris’s shank to pinpoint-size; she was speechless and somewhat terrified of Pinkie’s attitude. She looked at her friends who just stood there not wanting to get in the middle of it - even Juggernaut whistled nonchalantly. Deadpool just sat down and played a game on his 3DS. She looked back at Pinkie Pie and gulped, “But, what if we…”

“Twilight, if you so much as even finish that sentence I will kick you out of this chapter. You hear me?” Pinkie said with a snarl on her face. Twilight hid half her face behind her hooves and showed fear I her eyes.

Deadpool widened his eyes in utter shock and hilarity. He placed his 3DS down and watched, “R. Lee Ermey, you’ve been replaced,” he said

Seeing as how she wasn’t going to win this, Twilight nodded slowly. She would’ve used her magic to calm Pinkie down, but in her current state from fighting Juggernaut she was rendered powerless from doing anything, “Okay, you win Pinkie. Can you please put me down now?” she asked in a scared tone as Pinkie Pie gently placed her down.

“That’s what I like to hear,” Pinkie walked away from Twilight and sat next to Deadpool.

Juggernaut lightly tapped Fluttershy’s back with his bulky finger to get her attention. Fluttershy perked her ears and turned to look up at Juggernaut, “Yes, Juggernaut?”

“Is she normally this irritated?” Juggernaut asked curiously.

“Not really, but she can be if she wants to.”

Juggernaut cringed, “Remind me not to get on her bad side.”

“I see things have calmed down now?” Nightmare Moon said as she appeared behind the startled Twilight. “Did I miss anything?”

“Other than general Pinkie and Juggernaut getting his helmet back, not a whole lot, really,” Rainbow Dash said.

Nightmare Moon sighed and nodded, “All right, then” she said. “Anyway, now that this fight is over with and Canterlot is still intact, I’ll be calling construction workers to repair the damage,” she said. “But that doesn’t mean punishment is still in order.”

“Oh geez!” Juggernaut said with a facepalm, not liking the where this is going.

“Juggernaut, you are to assist the construction workers in repairing what you destroyed. Deadpool…”

Deadpool teleported off the rock and reappeared in front of Luna/Nightmare moon, “You called dark horse?”

Luna chuckled before continuing, “You are to stay in the castle with Tia and I. We have questions we’d most like to ask.”

“Can I come to?” Pinkie asked with a giddy smile.

“No, you are to remain with your friends. Enjoy your time of relaxation,” Luna said. Pinkie crossed her arms and pouted like a child.

“Don’t be like that, darling,” Rarity said. “Tell you what, for saving us from that giant red ruffian…”

“I’m standing right here!” Juggernaut shouted.

“I’ll take you to the spa. My treat” Rarity smiled generously.

Pinkie Pie smiled wide as a response and snatched Rarity into a vice-grip hug, sandwiching her between her huge mounds on her chest, “Oh thank you, thank you Rarity. You’re so awesome!” she said, unaware that she was suffocating the poor unicorn.

Pinkie Pie’s smile changed to a confused look when she heard strange mumbling. She looked down and gasped before quickly separating Rarity from her, “Sorry.”

Rarity took a huge gulp of air and coughed, “It’s alright, Pinkie Pie,” she said before taking calm breaths. “Learn to control those things next time.”

“Yes Ma’am.” Pinkie said as she placed Rarity down.

Sometime later, they departed from Canterlot. Applejack, Twilight, Spike and Fluttershy headed back to Ponyville to relax and heal, Rainbow Dash flew back to Cloudsdale and back to her home to be with her pet tortoise Tank, Pinkie Pie and Rarity ventured to the spa for some well-deserved R&R. Juggernaut, much to his dismay, remained behind and helped the construction workers repair what he destroyed – even though majority of them are scared of him. Deadpool was in the meeting room of Celestia’s castle sitting next to Luna/Nightmare moon, regretting his decision about staying with the princesses to answer their questions. 

“I hate you, Author,” Deadpool said to himself.

*****Ponyville*****

Upon arriving in Ponyville, the three mares and baby dragon examined the small town for any damage left by Juggernaut -- to their surprise, there were casualties but it doesn’t look like they were touched by Juggeraut. Ponies were showing looks of trauma and shock like they’ve seen something twice as scary as King Sombra. Twilight figured Juggernaut came through Ponyville, but was confused by way some of the homes and stores were destroyed, “Did a hurricane blow through here?” she asked.

Fluttershy was relieved to see fellow ponies still alive, but the damage was worrisome. It seemed like Juggernaut had no intention of hurting the ponies around him when he was walking through Ponyville, which was a good sign. She was happy to know Juggernaut had some good in him, mostly. Since there was nothing to be alarmed about, other than terrified ponies, she would return to her peaceful cottage for a soothing rest. She’d love to help out and rebuild Ponyville, but the fight she and friends went through took its toll on her. She thought that Zen music and herbal tea might do the trick in relieving her stress. 

Applejack had other things in mind. Like her shy friend, she figured that she’d get some stress relief through a local cider bar. She wasn’t a heavy drinker like some of her cousins, but every once in a while she’ll go down to her favorite cider bar and have a few drinks or more. She smiled and chuckled at the thought, knowing exactly she’ll do just that.

Applejack looked at her friends, “Y’all take it easy, I’m going to Big Ben’s cider bar,” she said in a calm tone before walking away as the two mares and Spike gave their good-byes to her. Fluttershy bid farewell to Twilight and Spike too lying back to her home where her animal friends awaited her.

Twilight and Spike soon returned to their home the Golden Oaks library. Twilight was about to open the door when pain suddenly struck her body and caused her to flinch ad cringe. Comparing Discord, Chrysalis and Sombra, Juggernaut was the most powerful being she’s ever faced – and he’s from another dimension, world, or something. She’ll study that later. Right now, she won’t know when she’ll recover from the bashing she got, but she does now Equestria will see another day.

“Let me get that for you, mom,” he said stepping in front of Twilight and opening the door for her, receiving a warm smile and nuzzle from her.

“Thank you, Spike,” she said softly as she walked in their home.

Spike blushed and smiled bashfully before closing the door behind him. He walked up to Twilight, only to see her stand still staring at a stranger with blue fur wearing a suit and reading one of her books next to the left side horse-head statue. Twilight and Spike widened their eyes in shock, bewilderment and astonishment.

“Excuse me, who are you?” Twilight asked with a bit of hesitation to her voice.

The stranger caught wind of Twilight’s voice glanced over at her and a very confused, yet somewhat scared, Spike. He smiled calmly and placed the book back in its place in the fiction section under Equestrian history.

“You must be the owner of this interesting library,” the stranger said in a voice so calm and peaceful that his own appearance was misjudging of character. “I’m sorry for intruding. I was fascinated by the design of this place; I had to see what foundations inside. Tell me, is this a library?”

“Y-Yes, This is my home, Golden Oaks Library,” Twilight said, still unsure whether this stranger was friend or foe.

“Quite a lovely place you have here,” the stranger said, looking around Golden Oaks before focusing back at the two in front of him.

“Who are you?” Twilight asked.

“Oh, where are my manners,” the stranger said. “My name is Hank McCoy. But you can call me Beast.”

> A New Challenger Approaches
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Beast?” Twilight said, a bit hesitate, unaware of what to do with a stranger like this.

Beast nodded in response, “I understand my appearance and name seem menacing to you and your little friend, but rest assured I’m a friend.”

Twilight stood calm this time and glanced up at Beast. Her eyes were fixated on his blue fur and humanoid stance, soaking in the visual information before looking at his blue face; she was surprised and confused about this creature. Her mind was full of questions that raced a mile a minute.

Spike looked up at Beast with scared, yet amazed, eyes. He finally spoke out, but his voice was choppy and shy, “I-I’m her son.”

“Oh!” Beast slid his glasses back into place. “A unicorn raising a dragon? I’ve never heard or read anything about a revelation like this.” He was truly surprised by this. “Absolutely remarkable.”

Reality struck Twilight out of her trace as let out a loud ‘gah’ and spoke out, “I’m so sorry! I’m Twilight Sparkle and this is my son, Spike.” She said as breathed easily.

Beast chuckled a bit, “A pleasure to meet you, Twilight Sparkle.”

“L-likewise.”

“I assume you’re wondering why I’m here and where I came from, right?”

Twilight perked her ears and nodded, “Yes. What are you? How did you get here? Why are you here?” her mind surged with questions. She just had to know.

Beast smiled at Twilight’s eagerness, finding it very adorable, “All right. First off, I am a being known as a mutant. We came here through a portal created by a scientist named Reed Richards. Why we are here is kind of difficult to answer. You see an ‘acquaintance’ of ours accidently fell through the same portal and --”

“Arrived here unexpectedly,” Twilight finished. “Would that acquaintance happen to be Deadpool?”

“That’s right. Have you seen him?”

Spike stood beside Twilight and crossed his arms, “Seen him? He’s been with us since he got here. Pinkie Pie hasn’t left his side until recently.”

“I see. And what is he doing now?”

“He’s with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,” Twilight said. “Just like you, we’ve been trying to ask question about what’s going on.”

Hank’s cellphone started to ring. He brings it out and answers it, “Hello?”

“But Princess Sunbutt constantly asks me questions about stuff I don’t even care about. I’m bored as hell over here!” Deadpool hung up his phone. Hank hung up his phone and rubbed his ear from the vocal pain.

“How did he --”

“It’s Deadpool. Best not to question it,” Beast said.

Twilight and Spike looked at each other and shrugged before they looked back at Beast, “You said ‘We’, are there more of you?”

Beast nodded, “As a matter of fact, there are.”

*****Ponyville, Big Ben’s cider bar*****

Applejack let out a relieving sigh as she approached a large building with a lit up sign displaying a stallion drinking a glass of cider attached to the front of the roof titled ‘Big Ben’s Cider Bar’. As she approached, she could hear the screams of angry customers and the sound of hooves colliding against whatever they were punching. “Sounds like a typical Thursday in there,” she said as a griffin waiter randomly flew over the bar doors and crash-landed in front of her. Applejack looked down and chuckled, “Yup, typical Thursday.”

The griffin opened his eyes and looked up confusingly, “Applejack?” the griffin said as he sat back up to rub his head.

“Howdy, Tora. Been awhile, hasn’t it” she greeted the brown-tan griffin before helping him get back on his feet.

“It has. Bar’s been a little boring without you,” he rubbed his falcon beak, “What are you doing here?”

“I’ve been through quite a day, Tora. If I told you, you wouldn’t believe any of it.”

Tora let out a small laugh, “Try me. We’ve had unusual customers show up these past few days.”

That raised suspicions in Applejack’s mind. The last time she was in Big Ben’s cider bar she only remembered seeing bulls, ponies and, occasionally, a few dragons. “Before I tell you my story, what kinds of customers have been showing up at the bar?”

Tora just shrugged, “Too many to describe. But one in particular caught my full attention -- Long black hair, stood upright like a Minotaur but smaller in size and with a bad attitude,” he cringed. “She got into a tussle with an earth pony stallion and won with a flick of a talon. I tried to go talk to the stranger, but I ended up thrown out of the bar and right in front of you.”

Applejack looked at Tora surprised and speechless, his description sparked curiosity. She had to meet this ‘stranger’ “Wow. That’s quite a story, Tora. Mind if I go in?”

“Go ahead. The others will be happy to see you.” Tora said, pointing back at the bar.

“Thanks, Tora. Want me to tell you the event I went through?”

Tora shook his head, “Maybe another time, Applejack. I need to take a break from this place. My head, and everything else, is killing me,” he walked past Applejack right before she bid him farewell as she approached the bar.

She approached the swinging doors and slammed them open, causing everything to go quiet as she stepped in looking determined and calm. The bar had dark blue walls equipped with an upper floor, wooden-style floor and variety of decorations from pictures of landscapes on the walls to a few slot machines. The cider bar seemed somewhat busy with all sorts of customers from Minotaurs, Griffins, Dragons, bat-ponies, earth ponies of different shapes and sizes, and a few harpies to boot. 

Applejack walked inside. The doors closed and caused and echo throughout the bar, already drawing attention from the many eyes of the variety of customers – all but one. Despite the many cold shoulders, Applejack was fully aware that many strangers weren’t friendly, but that didn’t mean anything to her and it sure doesn’t mean jack that she should run away. In fact, she embraced a little action around here; heck, that’s how she made a lot of friends comparing to making friends with Twilight and others mares, even though it was outside the bar and around her farm. With new faces, she wouldn’t mind showing them who was top pony, but she had objectives to complete. First being is seeing this unknown stranger in front of her.

Applejack walked through the crowd of new faces, taking note of some of the looks they were giving her. Some had intentions to tear her apart while others eyed her sexually or just eager to fight. With all these eyes staring at her, it would’ve giving newcomers a look of fright, but Applejack was not fazed by them whatsoever. She’s been around the block around here and was confident about herself. As much as how dangerous these folks looked, she could take majority of them on in a fight. That being said, she still couldn’t help recall that event with Juggernaut. She was tough but Juggernaut was tougher, far tougher. She shook her mind off the thought as she approached the stranger and sat beside her on the right side in front of the bar table – ironic enough, it spot she was sitting on was her usual favorite.

She glanced at the collection of cider this bar had before focusing her attention at the stranger next to her. She noticed she was wearing a leather jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, blue jeans and western combat boots. Applejack didn’t know this stranger’s name and already her style of clothing appealed to her. She couldn’t help but crack a smile.

The stranger grabbed a glass of, what seemed like, light cider and took a few swigs before speaking out, “You going to keep staring at me or are you going to say something, pony?” she spoke in a rather assertive tone.

Applejack chuckled a little, “Sorry, sugar-cube. It’s just that your look is pretty cool.” The bartender gave AJ her usual drink as she waved thanks to him.

The stranger looked at Applejack with a raised brow, confused about the complement, “Thanks, I guess.”

“I take it you’re not from around here, aren’t you?” Applejack asked, seriousness taking over this time.

“What gave you that idea?” The stranger asked with a hint of sarcasm.

“Well, other than these folks sitting behind us, you stick out from them; and I know a human when I see one.”

The stranger gave Applejack a slight stern glare, “I’m not a human, pony. I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m a mutant.” The stranger said in a slight irritated tone.

Applejack remained unfazed by the stranger’s attitude and raised a calm brow, “A mutant, huh? Then I guess that’s what Deadpool is, right?”

The stranger calmed herself and then gave Applejack a confused look, “How do you know about Wade?” she asked.

“Before I answer your question, I have a few questions I want to ask you,” The stranger raised a brow before nodding to Applejacks request, “First, How good are your fighting skills? Second, what are your powers?”

“Why?”

As much as the stranger pondered over Applejacks questions, a brown, brawn-ish, male Minotaur and a magenta-tan, tiger-falcon, female Griffin approached them and interrupted their conversation. The griffin knocked the cider out of the stranger’s hand.

“That’s why.” Applejack said as she looked at the duo with an irritated face. “Hello, Meat Shield and Grinder,” she greeted with an annoyed grunt in her voice. “Can I help you two with anything?” 

“That freak is in my spot. I want her to scram!” Meat Shield shouted in an Austrian accent. 

“The only freaks I see are two scumbags interrupting other ponies' time,” She said before noticing the stranger clenching her hand into a fist.

“Funny, Applejack. Now, get out of my spot!” Grinder said in a bossy tone. “Don’t think you’re so high and mighty just because you’re an element.”

“Hey,” The stranger said to Applejack, “The answer to your questions…” she sprung up from her seat and decked Meat Shield in the side of the face with a heavy left jab, knocking the large Minotaur on his back. Grinder growled at the stranger and attempted to lunge at her, but immediately stopped as the stranger straightened her right arm and extended two long blades out of her fist, nearly touching Grinders pupils. “I have adamantium claws,” the stranger said as she raised her other fist and unsheathed two extra blades, and one blade unsheathing from her boots. 

Seeing this caused the rest of the thugs, bandits and other customers to back off.

Grinder froze in place. Her eyes focusing on the shiny blades in front of her, “What are you?” she asked as she backed away slowly.

“More like, who are you?” Applejack asked, impressed with the stranger's powers.

The stranger glanced back at Applejack, “X-23. But you can call me, Laura.”

“Applejack,” she responded in kind tone.

Taken this opportunity, Grinder quietly snuck away from X-23’s claw and reeled back her talon, but unbeknownst to her X-23 could smell her scent. Telling her that she was about to attack. X-23 quickly gave her attention back at Grinder, but was too late to counter her attack as three talons made contact with her cheek and dug deep into her skin, causing bits of blood to gush out near Applejack.

Applejack gasped in shock and sprung out of her seat to help Laura, but was quickly stopped when she saw her put her palm out.

X-23 stood back up with gashes on her face. She craned her head back at Grinder who was giving her a wicked smile, thinking that she was going to make Laura wallow in pain. What Grinder didn’t expect was for Laura to just crack her neck and shrug off what was thought to be painful for even the toughest of fighters – even Applejack was speechless. 

Grinder and X-23 locked eyes together before Grinder noticed something odd. She struck her victim as hard as she could, but was taken back by shock when she saw the very wound she inflicted on X-23 quickly disappear from her face like it never happened to begin with.

Meat shield even noticed this when he got back up. He was about to join in and help his friend pummel this foreign visitor. But when he noticed that wound heal rapidly, he knew that this would be a tough fight.

“You alright, Laura?” Applejack asked.

“Dad always told me to control my anger around others,” Laura said, “But if it came to others like them –” she snarled at Grinder and Meat Shield “—I can make an exception!”

Meat Shield and Grinder flinched in fear as X-23 lunged at them with an animalistic shout.

> The Plot Tightens... Not In That Way.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“It was a cold, stormy night,” Deadpool said in a black and white film noir world, wearing a black and white coat and hat. “I was sitting in a blank room with nothing but a ceiling lamp and table. It was quiet, too quiet; almost as quiet as the phantom zone.” Deadpool looked around the room, waiting patiently for something to happen. “And I waited patiently. Waiting for Celestia and Luna to show up and bring some entertainment,” Deadpool sighed and shock his head disappointingly. “By god, this is so boring!”

The door in front of him swung open as two pegasus guards, one male and one female, walk into the room. “Finally!” Deadpool shouted, throwing his arms in the air, “I was getting bored out of my skull!” he said. “What took you so – wait,” he raised an eyebrow under his masked, confused. Something was missing from this scene? “You two aren’t Sunshine and Moonrise? Where’s Princess Pyromaniac and Princess Gloom?”

The female Pegasus guard rolled her eyes, “Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be with you shorty,” she said. “Just wait a couple more minutes before they get here.”

“Seriously?” Deadpool said a bit frustrated, but more peeved than anything. “I gotta wait even longer for those two to show up?!” he stood up and leaned over the table with his arms supporting his weight. “Shit! Dragon Ball Z fights are faster than them; mainly the season with the white/purple gender confused bitch with the transvestic lipstick.”

“Cool it, sir,” the male pegasus guard said, intervening and confused by what Deadpool said. “It isn’t our call to rush the princesses. Besides, that fight took a toll on the princess. She’s recovering as we speak.”

Deadpool gave the guards a straight, disapproving face, “Give me a break, I’ve been sitting this room fore-ee-ver,” he was annoyed by this news as the noir world around him dissolved back into its glossy color and the room itself changed back into a average waiting room. His black and white cloths turning back into his trademark outfit. 

“I was a part of that fight! I saw things your lazy asses couldn’t see. In fact,” Deadpool pointed at them, “where the fuck were you two and the rest of the guards when your princesses were fisticuffing Juggernaut?!”

“That’s classified information,” the female guard said. “We have are orders and we don’t questions the reasons.”

“Classified? Bullshit! If you two are going that route, then I don’t need to explain again why I ended up in a world full of technicolored horses that’ll make little girls go gaga over more than Barbie Dolls and Justin Bieber,” Deadpool retorted only to have two spearheads near his neck. “What did I say? Are you fans?”

“If that was a joke, it isn’t funny,” the male guard said, glaring at Deadpool. Their patience was running thin and they could not handle hearing more of Deadpool’s voice.  

“I could’ve said worse,” Deadpool said before letting out a brief chuckle. “I could’ve said you two were a bunch of…”

“That’s enough you two. Stand down,” Celestia ordered as the two guards retracted their spears and returned to their recent position. Celestia walks in wrapped in clean bandages around her body from wing to flank. Her left cheek, right front leg and left back leg had wounds covered in gauze strapped with more bandages. Her neck and portions of her body displayed brown and red bruises. 

Deadpool whistled, surprised by Celestia’s current form, “Damn, Tia. You look like you’ve just been through a mob of hyperactive fans at a local convention.”

Celestia merely chuckled at that remark, but was more surprised about Deadpool’s condition, “And you look like you haven’t sustained any injury at all,” she said. “Is it that ‘healing factor’ of yours, Deadpool?”

“And a bit of wholesome milk, a little cardio burning,” he pulled out a can with Wolverine’s picture on it and places it on the table, “And a smoothie made out of Wolverine’s healing factor; now available as low calorie energy bars. Only 19'99” he said looking at the readers, much to Celestia’s confusion.

“Um, okay then,” Celestia said, weirded out by that but smiles anyway.

Deadpool looked at Celestia, raising a curious brow, “So, what gives, Sunbutt?” Deadpool said tossing the can away. “Aren’t you supposed to be some kind of goddess, or something?”

Celestia smiled and chuckled a bit at Deadpool’s question. She’s had this question asked a few times before from other ponies, and she had to lie to them about being an actual goddess. It was an irrational move on her part but it had to be made. She needed her subjects to know she was powerful and worthy of being a leader and it’s been working; but with that lie she had vowed to herself to stay strong and protect her subject no matter what. Deadpool, however, was different. His curiosity seemed stronger than the ones that asked her this question before, and since he’s not from Equestria, she’d happily replied to it, “Oh no, I’m not a goddess, Deadpool,” she whispered so the guards wouldn't hear. “I’m just an ordinary pony like everyone else. My princess statues is just a rank. My sister and I earned our statues a long time ago,” Celestia said, “Why ask?”

Deadpool tapped his chin and hummed before saying, “Well, how can I say this without coming off as an party-pooping nitpicker,” he rested his arms on the table and twiddled his thumbs, “You and your sister are powerful beings who can use a shit-ton of magic to use in combat and do whatever your horse minds can come up with,” he said. “How the hell are you not using magic to heal your body?” even the guards were wondering that seeing as how Celestia is just as powerful as beings like Tirek and Discord. “You’re like a four-legged female horse version of Merlin with wings. Use your magic to heal as fast as me!”

That question really stirred up mixed emotions in Celestia’s head. She didn’t really want to answer that question because it was kind of complicated to answer. The only one who truly understood magic was Starswirl the bearded. Sad thing is, he’s gone and some of his research followed with him, but lucky for Celestia she had a bit of that research, so she can give Deadpool at least some form of an answer, but she had to think; so the guards don't question, either. She looked away from Deadpool to come up with an answer. Yet, she too had questions of her own to ask Deadpool. A jolt ignited within Celestia’s mind-- she had an idea.

Celestia returned her gaze back at Deadpool and smiled a bit, “Tell you what, Deadpool. If you can answer some of my questions, I’ll try my best to answer that one question you have.”

Deadpool crossed his arms and rebelliously shook his head at Celestia’s demands. His limits to answering questions have been reached, “No dice, Princess Exposition,” this caused Celestia to flinch and reel her head back, “I’ve already told you what I knew a few chapters back. I’m not going to repeat myself and tell you what you already know,” He leaned back on his chair and kicked his feet up.

Celestia’s left eye twitched, immediately growing impatient with Deadpool’s attitude; all she wanted was to know more about his world and what the locals were like, but it seems as though she’ll have to take drastic measures quicker than she thought, “Fine. If you’re going to be that way, then I’ll have to put you under arrested for being a threat to Canterlot.”

Deadpool widen his eyes and sprang up from his chair, “bull-fucking-shit!” he slammed his hands on the table and glared daggers at Celestia; Celestia showing no signs of backing down as they stared each other down. “We teamed up against Juggernaut outside of your gay-ass castle,” he stated, “And this is how you repay me? By throwing me in a damped, cramped ass cell?!”

“You forced my hoof, Deadpool,” Celestia said. “Either answer my questions or face behind bars,” She looked at Deadpool with rage in her eyes. No doubt she won’t make it easy for him.

Even here, Deadpool was going to be a fugitive. He helped save this princess and her city and she ends up turning against him, “Celestia…” Deadpool kept his glare on her.

“What?” she barked as she kept her eyes hooked onto Deadpool’s blank white eyes, never looking away; sharing glares at one another like two battle born warriors. She waited for this rude, alien visitor to say something.

She got a response when Deadpool said right to her face, “You’re full of horse shit.” The aggressive tone wasn’t satisfying to Celestia’s ear. The sun princess nearly flared her teeth as golden aura ignited around Celestia’s horn. Deadpool stood there not giving two senses about how Celestia would react. He slowly and secretly drew his dessert eagle, ready to shoot Celestia between the eyes.

The guards were about to step in and stop them when a familiar dark blue body walked past them.

As the two powerful, unstable, uneasy allies glared searing daggers at one another, a young, assertive voice called out to Celestia and stopped another fight from breaking out.

“Sister!” 

Celestia halted her charged horn and swung her head back to see Luna, in her normal form and holding two bags on her back, walk in with a calm smile on her face much to Celestia’s surprise. The guards wanted to come with her and protect Celestia’s younger sister, but Luna insisted that they stand down and let her be, “You need to refrain yourself,” Luna said. “Making such a harsh decision like that is not going to end well for all of us,” she stood between her sister and Deadpool, placing one bag on the table and the other on the floor. Celestia and Deadpool share a confused look at one another before looking back at Luna, “Besides, the pain medicine tends to make a pony a little groggy and cranky,” she looked at Celestia as she opened the bag on the table. “Am I wrong?”

As much as she hated being wrong about things, especially from her younger sister, Luna was right. The pain medicine she took did make her really groggy but her got over it within a few hours; the cranky feeling, however, was still in play. Her desire for information to know about other dimensions got the better of her and mixed itself with the side-effects; adding Deadpool’s rejection didn’t help in the slightest, but she will believe it was her own fault; she secretly didn't want to admit. 

Celestia shook her and grabbed her forehead. Perhaps making a quick decision like that would’ve made things a lot worse for them.

“I guess you’re right, sister. My apologize,” she said to Luna then gazed back at Deadpool with a slight stern look. “But I still want my questions answered.”

“I’d rather talk to Miss. Voice of Reason rather than talk to your grumpy ass,” Deadpool said nonchalantly. Celestia gritted her teeth and glared a searing death at Deadpool. He was trying her patience and it looked as if he was asking for a brutal beating. Luna placed her arm on Tia’s white, furry chest and intervened, getting the raging princess’s attention.

“Sister, let me handle this,” Luna insisted with a confident smile. “I think I can get Deadpool to cooperate with us.” Deadpool rolled his eyes as the sisters talked.

Celestia kept her glare on Deadpool for a few seconds before she turned her attention to Luna and was interested to know what Luna had in mind, “What’s your method, Luna?” Celestia asked calming down a little.

“You’ll see,” Luna stepped away from her older sister and focused her gaze on Deadpool as she sat in front of him with Celestia sitting between them; Celestia still giving Deadpool a very stern, annoyed glare.

Deadpool sat back down on his chair and nonchalantly looked at Celestia, “Stare at me all you want, Sunbutt. I’m not spilling anything, or are you just enjoying the view?” 

Celestia dramatically and angrily looked away making a deep snort. She was not happy in the slightest. She looked at her sister and said, “This better be good, Luna.” Her patience was running thin, again.

Luna was unsure if that was the crankiness talking, or if it was her sister’s actual anger. Her voice sounded angry, but her eyes said cranky. Luna couldn’t tell the difference, and so she'll just assumed her older sister is still cranky. It was irritating at best, but she had to remind herself so she wouldn't lose focus and can get back to the tasks at hoof. She didn't mind responsibilities, though making sure Celestia was calm for this questioning would provide a challenge, or else it would plummet harder than the time she lost all her data on a save file in Dark Souls; the terrible venture to achieve what she lost was pure agony and torture to get back. 

Luna placed a reassuring hoof on Celestia’s shoulder and calmly said “Be calm, sister. Just let me do what needs to be done.” Celestia looked at her sister judgmentally, but nods and calms down coming to her senses a little, and letting her sister go with her plan. There are two tasks Luna wished to accomplish: one was to get Celestia level headed so she wouldn’t rage on Deadpool; those pain pills were blessing and a curse. To her utmost surprise, it worked. Now her other task was to get Deadpool to cooperate, and what she brought could help her due just that. Luna slides the first bag in front of her. 

“I’m sure you already know who I am, right?” Luna said in a calm reasonable tone.

“Know you?” Deadpool said through some chuckles. “Shit, you’re popularity is higher than that bitch with the ice powers. Though her singing isn't bad; really good, actually. Good as in, like, Taylor Swift good before she started singing pop, but not Adel good.”

Luna only blinked a few times at Deadpool. She did not know who any of those ponies were or knew what he was talking about. She then brushed her confusion aside and said, “Anyway, it’s good to know you’ve heard of me.”

“Actually, Dark Horse,” Deadpool retorted. “I’ve browsed your profile on your PS4 before, remember?”

Luna frowned and closed her eyes and took a deep, calm breath, mentally cursing herself for forgetting that certain event. It took all her willpower to refrain herself from harboring all sorts of ruthless thrashings and beatings on Deadpool. Her game system was like a well guarded safe, and Deadpool somehow cracked it. She felt so insulted and embarrassed that happened.

Luna opened her eyes and gave Deadpool a small fake smile “Yes, I clearly remembered that,” she’ll have to change her password later. “And since you know who I am, tell me a little about your world. What’s it like?”

“Oh no, I’ve already played this game with your nosy traitor of a sister. I’m not talking until I see Pinkie Pie or Juggernaut, and maybe Applejack and Fluttershy; I love them just as much as I love those four kung-fu turtles.” The sudden sound of glass clapping echoed inside the bag when Luna slipped her hoof inside; a sound that caught Deadpool’s and Celestia’s attention. 

“What’s in the bag, gamer girl?” Deadpool asked his curiosity peaked. He tried to reach but Luna quickly slap him the wrist.

“Ahh, ahh, hold thine eagerness, Deadpool,” Luna said with an amused smile while Deadpool rubbed his wrist. “If I show thee what’s in the bags, will you promise to behave and partake in our questioning?” 

Celestia admired the idea Luna was displaying. Whatever was in those bags pulled her curiosity like Deadpool, but they also raised suspicions. What was Luna hiding? The one question ranged, but she had to remain  quiet as she watched her sister; even the guards at the front door were interested in the mystery items. She just hoped Deadpool will fall for it.

Annoyance and anger flared in Deadpool’s eyes, he shook his head defiantly, and asked, “Are you bribing me?” he chuckled sarcastically. “Ha! Nice try crescent moonbutt, but--” he stood up and leaned against the table like he did with Celestia, looking down at Luna. “--I’m not going to ‘partake’ in this questioning. Whatever it is you have in those bags will not get me to quack a single--”

Before he could say another word in, the youngest sister of Princess Celestia, Alicorn of the Moon, and the harbinger of good dreams, Princess Luna pulled out a bottle from the bag and presented it to Deadpool. Deadpool raised a confused, unsure brow as he looked at the bottle and read the title on its wrapping with a paint-tan horse holding a smaller bottle resting an arm on the logo ‘Bud Light’s intense cider’.

Deadpool widen his eyes with a monkey honk as he gazed at the holy bottle before him. He thought the bartender in town lied to him when he said there wasn’t any alcohol of any kind in this world. That lying son of a bitch! Deadpool looked at Luna with a joyous smile behind his mask and participant eyes, “What would you like to know my best friend buddy?”

Luna snickered and smiled victoriously. She got Deadpool’s full attention hook, line and sinker. She glanced at Celestia who had a shocked, surprised look on her face; her jaw dropped from the revelation. Her plan was a success and Luna could finally ask the questions Celestia wanted to ask. Luna placed her arms on the table and covered a portion of her big, self-proud, victorious smile. She spoke to Deadpool and asked, “So, about your world.”

***Above the Everfree forest***

Bee-like buzzing echoed in the air as two changeling drones flew as fast as possible above the Everfree forest and out of Ponyville’s sight. They had focused faces, but were worried about what occurred. They witnessed two fails in one day. Their queen will not be pleased. So what will they tell her? A bit of panic squeezed their minds.

“This is not good,” the drone on the left said scared out of his wits. “What are we going to tell Queen Chrysalis?”

“How should I know?” the other drone barked. “If we tell her what happened, she would go ballistic and have us get eaten.”

The left drown gulped and whined, “But I don’t wanna get eaten!”

The right drone sighed and took thought into this situation, “Look, we’re going to tell her that Juggernaut and Rover failed. But it’s not like it’s our fault.” 

The other drone nodded in agreement, butunbeknownst to them they flew passed Zecora’s hut. 

As they talked, Zecora overheard their conversation right when she was about to head home. The last things she heard before the two changelings disappeared out of sight were ‘maybe the king can come up with a plan.’ and ‘who knows? He hasn’t done a whole lot after he took our queen in. I still think she should take over Titan’s Tower; not Sombra.’ The zebra gasped softly at this and had to get back to Ponyville.

“Dangers reached new height. I must go back and tell Twilight,” she galloped back to Ponyville as fast as possible and hoped Twilight was home.

***An eerie, dark tone castle unknown in location***

“What do you mean Rover failed?” the angry, distorted voice of Queen Chrysalis barked, causing the two drones to flinch in fear and crouch a bit.

“My queen, that’s just it. Rover failed to defeat the ponies,” the left drone said as he tried to remain calm. “All the ponies survived and only Rover was left alive.”

“He was taken into Celestia’s castle,” the right drone said. “We left the moment he disappeared and followed the ponies to Canterlot.”

Chrysalis glared in frustration, but sighed to calm herself down and relaxed for a second before asking, “And Juggernaut?” she looked down at her two spies drones while secretly regretting her choice of forming an alliance with the Diamond Dogs. Her drones were not on the smart side of things, but at least they knew strategy when opportunity showed itself; brute force was not a wise strategy. 

Chrysalis closed her eyes before hearing one drone speak, “Juggernaut actually did better than Rover.” Chrysalis raised a curious brow as he continued. “He had Celestia and Twilight Sparkle on the ropes. They couldn't fight back.”

This kind of news brought a wave of joy to her ears. Chrysalis perked her head up and widened her eyes in shock and surprise.

“Say that again?” she had to hear it once more

The spy drone nodded and repeated his words, “Juggernaut defeated Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle. They were nothing to him.”

Chrysalis enlightened a wide, creepy smile to her drones. When she first met Juggernaut he was near her castle's location. A scout drone spotted him and informed her of his presence. She left her throne and took her army of drones and flew to a dried forest tundra with little life roaming around. They saw him and his appearance was unlike anything they've seen.

“Who, or what, is that?” she asked her drones but only received shrugs and confused looks as a response. She rolled her eyes at their answer, but she couldn't argue either. She motioned her drones down as she flew down at this unknown creature.

She approached him, but the moment he laid eyes on her and her drones, he attacked without a single thought. She stood back as her drones rushed into action, fighting for their land and queen. They fought as best they could, but were nothing but mosquitoes compared to him.

“Yeah, you want some?! I squish bugs like you everyday!” the creature grabbed an unlucky changeling drone and listened to it scream in panic. It tried to escape, but the creature's grip was stronger than a steel trap and as fast as it got caught the creature crushed the drone with ease; the head exploded like a zit. 

Some drones dove at the creature with green aura and rammed into it like a kamikaze bomb, but it barely got him to notice them. The drones tried everything they could to take this powerful creature down, but their numbers were not enough. And they all heard him laugh before meeting a terrible demise as it stomped on them or punched them out of the air.  

She was impressed by his raw strength and sheer durability. Chrysalis knew of many weapons such as the Elements of Harmony and the use of combat magic, but Juggernaut was on a whole different game; he was a living weapon. he easily mowed down and slaughtered five hundred of her changeling drones with nothing but his punches, kicks and his head. It hurt her dearly to see them murdered before her eyes. They never stood a chance against his belligerent power...

“You wanna go, bitch?!” the aggression he spoke to her. The confusion, blood-lust and fight in his eyes. He would make the perfect ally. 

she knew she was no match for the indestructible red behemoth, so the only thing she had left was her silver tongue. She manged to convince him to cease and listen. 

“No, I can see we are of no match to you. So, please, tell me why you're here?”

He looked at this creepy, ugly-looking creature with confusion and hate, relaxed his bulky arms, and spoke in a lashing tone “How the hell should I know? I was sent here through a portal and now I'm stuck here fighting you ugly fucks!”

She figured by his tone he wasn't that bright, but he seemed smarter than the Diamond Dogs.

She raised a brow, “A portal?” that answered some questions, but he didn't look like the kind of creature to talk. He could attack at any moment.

Juggernaut was an alien, that much she knew; but where really peaked her curiosity. She felt intrigued by him and wanted to know more of where he came from, but much like that orange mare she met before, his stubbornness was greater than his cooperation. 

“Yeah, a portal. And I want to go home!” the creature clenched his massive fists and glared at her, again.

His impatience was just as great, but she could not provide what he wanted; she lacked knowledge of where he's from, nor if she knows if her magic can even effect him. She could only talk. Nothing more, nothing less.

“I would love to help you,” Chrysalis said in a false pleading tone. “But, you see, I don't know where you are from, and I don't have the power to make a portal to send you back.”

The creature growled in frustration and took one step, ready to resume his onslaught on her.

“But I do know a few... um... 'friends' who can help you.” her mentally gagged from saying that word. She loathed it to no end and wished she'd never hear it again. That'll be the last time she'll say it.

He ceased his movements and relaxed a little, “Who?” he asked.

He fell for her silver tongue. She would be happy about that, but she also felt relieved knowing that tactic saved her hide from an unfortunate death. 

She cracked a crooked smile and chuckled wickedly to herself before answering, “A pony named Twilight Sparkle and an alicorn named Princess Celestia.”

The creature looked at her with a confused and 'you gotta be kidding me' look, and said with a disbelieving tone, “You can't be serious? A pony princess?,” the horse-bug nodded and he immediately facepalmed at what he just heard before he let out a groaned sigh. He now had more reasons to leave this dimension, but if he were to leave, and what this thing was telling him was true, then he'll have to find this 'Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia'.

“My name is Queen Chrysalis, ruler of the changeling hive. To whom do I call you?”

He removed his hand from his helmet, and answered for the hell of it, “I'm the Juggernaut, ruler of ass-kicking and gives no shits about it.”

“Oh?” She smiled again at his tone. He sounded like he love to fight. And from what hew did to her drones, that much is true. Perhaps this can being extremely useful. “If you want a fight, I think Twilight Sparkle can provide you with that. She always loves to challenge others before helping,” she lied through her sharp, curved teeth.

“Is that right?” Juggernaut said, thinking that was one upside to being here. If he was going to be here, then someone had to fight him and give him a good challenge; these bugs under his boots were not even close, and he assumed Queen Chrysalis was the exact same. Her words spoke promise, though. He got a little excited until another voice caught his and Chrysalis' attention.

By no means was Juggernaut part of any plan she had, but it was a treat to manipulate him into tracking down Twilight so he could cause serious damage – injuring Celestia was just a bonus and she absolutely loved it. For the first time in what seemed like years, Chrysalis had a legitimate smile on her face; a smile the two spy drones were thrilled to see.

“Please, continue. How much damage did Juggernaut cause?” Chrysalis asked rather intrigued to know more while the other drones scouted and worked outside and inside the Changeling Castle.

It pleased Chrysalis’s ears when the right spy drone said, “Severe, my queen. The damage he’s done made Canterlot look like a warzone. Ponyville was in a state of shock, too. But that town only received minor damage,” The changeling spy said.

Chrysalis smiled a little wider from hearing this news. The mere thought of seeing the destruction Juggernaut created would’ve been an enjoyable sight. She would’ve been like a toddler watching a kid’s program. It’s a shame she had business to attend, otherwise she would’ve tagged along. Hearing Rover and his gang fail was a huge disappoint, but hearing Juggernaut do far more was acceptable; perhaps he is more useful than she thought. 

The left spy drone loved seeing his queen smile, but he hesitated when he said, “However…” he watched as Queen Chrysalis beamed her wicked eyes at him with confused curiosity.

“However?”

He bit his lower lip in fear, the anxiety coursing through him as his thoughts of angering his queen swelled; he was not looking forward to seeing his queen’s reaction when he told her, “Juggernaut was also defeated in battle, but not at the hooves of Celestia or Twilight.”

Silence suddenly engulfed the throne room. The only hints of any noise were the sounds of other drones buzzing outside the doors.

The two spy drones flinch and close their eyes in fear as they await their queen’s rampage. Hearing two failures in one day would surely set her off. They waited with chilling anticipation, but ominously did not receive what they thought they were going to get. Instead, they both open one eye to see their queen give a nonchalant chuckle.

“Pity. As much of a reliable asset he is, I figured he’d eventually be defeated.”

Both spy drones sat up with confused faces as the right drone asked, “There were two defeats, my queen. How are you not angry at this?”

Chrysalis could not help but give an evil smile, “Because he did me a favor without me ever asking him: pin down and pummel Celestia and Twilight Sparkle.” She twirled her hoof and looked away with the same nonchalant exposure. “With them down and out, Canterlot’s defenses are sure to weaken drastically, thus making Juggernaut somewhat useless now.”

The left drone would agree with her, but he has yet to tell more to the story, he was about to speak but Chrysalis then pondered.

“Though, it does raise some questions,” she rubbed under her chin in thought. “With how strong Juggernaut is compared to, well, any of us, those lesser ponies Twilight calls friends would stand no chance against him. I can see them standing up to Rover, but not Juggernaut; even Celestia’s mopping underling of a sister would kneel before Juggernaut’s power.”

“They had help,” the left drone spoke

“What?”

“They had help, your majesty. A red and black creature with weapons of unimaginable power overwhelmed Rover and his army.”

“And Juggernaut?”

“The creature barely stood a chance, but he was defeated like Celestia and Twilight.”

“Then don’t keep me waiting. out with it! Who defeated Juggernaut?” she impatiently demanded growing annoyed from all the pausing.

“One of Twilight’s lesser pony friends,” The right spy drone said, giving what his queen wanted.

If confusion was a meter, Chrysalis’ would reach the top in no time at all. She tried to process what her child just said, because what she said before now went down the toilet, she asked her first question, “You’re kidding? You’re kidding, right?” she just got two shaking heads as a response. 

Chrysalis scratched her head in disbelief. She tried to make out what they saw, but it was still confusing the ever loving cocoon out of her. Just what did they see? She had to know now.

“Okay, tell me everything you saw from point A to point B; every single detail,” her curiosity was getting the best of her.

And so they did, both recapped and told her what they saw from how Rover got captured to how his army got brutally slaughtered by someone named Deadpool and to how Juggernaut’s fight went down to how he got defeated. They dug deep and explained as best they could to Chrysalis who actually defeated Juggernaut. Chrysalis' jaw slowly dropped as they revealed it was Pinkie Pie who defeated Juggernaut, not Twilight, nor Celestia, not this Deadpool.

The left drone spoke, explaining what he saw, “She transformed into something new and she moving to fast to even tell what she was doing.”

The right drone then said, “We honestly have no idea how Pinkie Pie acquired her new transformation.”

“And Deadpool was equally as dangerous. He took out all of Rover’s dogs all by himself, and never asked for any assistance from the ponies.”

Once they were finished, Chrysalis sat there flabbergasted by what she just heard. Her eyes bulged wide. Her ears drooped low. This story was unlike anything she’s heard in her whole life. And she’s seen some unbelievable and unusual shit! Now she feels sorry for herself for missing out on what the hell her drones saw. 

She had nothing to say. What could she say? This Deadpool was something new. Pinkie Pie, of all ponies, had the ability to transform and overpower a powerful being like Juggernaut. She rubbed her head with both front hooves and thought she was so wrong to think she would win head on. If Deadpool and Pinkie Pie are Celestia’s new line of defense, then a new plan needed to be made. She finally spoke…

“That just raises further questions!” She exclaimed and threw her arms out.

“That’s all that happened, honest, my queen. We swear” the left drone spoke

Chrysalis sat back on her throne and placed her left hoof over her forehead and closed her eyes in thought. She let out a sigh as her spy drone on the right asked, “Is there a plan B, your majesty?”

“I don’t know, my child,” She lowers her hoof and gazes at her two spy drones. “As of now, you two will head back to Canterlot and Ponyville and gather more information if there's any left.” The changeling spy drones gave a loyal salute. Perhaps it was a mistake to think Juggernaut was no use. She mentally punched herself and hoped she could make a new plan. 

“That won’t be necessary, Chrysalis,” a deep, raspy, eerie voice spoke as the doors behind the spy drones began to open. Chrysalis hooked her eyes to the doors and watched as a dark, grey unicorn stallion with a spiky black mane and tail walked in as he set his dark gaze on the changeling queen. 

The two spy drones backed up and quivered their bodies, fearing the stallion just as much as their queen. His face was pony-like, but it could very much pass off as a dragon, especially with the sharp fangs protruding out of his upper jaw. Red irises give off the cold, evil gaze and show off a ton of ferocity, but the small bags under his eyes were a bit distracting. His horn was curved and dark gray with a crimson tip that looked like it was used to killed unlucky victims and have their blood permanently stained as a reminder to future opponents who’d be foolish enough to face him. Why the red cape was beyond them.

Chrysalis smiled a bit, feeling stupid for forgetting she already had another ally in her castle. Guess all that focusing made her lose track of other opportunities. 

King Sombra approached Queen Chrysalis and passed the changeling drones, paying no mind to them. He bowed to her respectfully as Chrysalis did in return. Both locked eyes with one another before the former tyrannical king spoke first.

“Hello, Queen Chrysalis.”

“Greetings, Sombra, how was your nap?” Chrysalis asked her powerful ally. 

“Just fine,” Sombra replied. “What did I miss?”

After his attempt to take back the Crystal Empire failed miserably, a piece of his horn was still intact landed miles away from the Crystal Empire. That piece, with what dark magic it had left, used every ounce within to manifest his body back as a whole, but at the cost of draining every strength and magic he had; it left him weak and vulnerable.

Chrysalis sighed disappointingly, “A lot, actually.” She felt like saving her breath, because after what happened with Rover and his Diamond Dogs and Juggernaut, she felt so embarrassed to tell him about the massive failures. 

But she just couldn't leave him hanging when he curiously asked her, “What happened?”

“Apparently, Celestia and Twilight have a new ally on their side, and one Twilight's friends is able to transform, or something. Rover and Juggernaut were defeated, so I'm fresh out of ideas,” She awaited for his laughter and mocking, but instead got a calming silence. 

Sombra blinked confusingly and pondered to himself, questioning, “You'd think with Juggernaut's power and Rover's numbers, they'd easily kill a dozen ponies or so.” he assumed as such, because he recalled Diamond Dogs tearing their prey apart when wild, but this 'new ally' of  theirs really intrigued him when. But the part where Juggernaut was defeated confused him just as much. Did it have something to do with one of Twilight's friend's transformation? He was beginning to have many questions stirred in his mind when Chrysalis spoke and broke his train of thoughts.

“Before you ask, I don't know how this came about. My drones don't even know what the witnessed either. This is all starting to give me a headache,” she rubbed her temples and groaned. “Do you have any ideas, Sombra?”

The former tyrant paused at that question, but he reeled a crooked smile, and spoke, “I do, Chrysalis. When you had your things to do, I went on a hunting mission. I think you'll like what I've brought.”

Chrysalis raised a brow, “So that's where you've been for the past three days. Show me what you've caught.” the changeling queen’s curiosity grew. She was very interested to know what Sombra caught in those three day absences. “What did you catch, anyway?”

“New recruits.”

Chrysalis let out a confused, curious ‘hmm’ before rising from her throne as Sombra motioned her to follow to go and meet these ‘new recruits’. Shadows scattered in the corner of Chrysalis’s right eye. She looked at the same direction and witnessed the last of her children disappear outside her castle. An odd behavior for them but she heeded nothing of it as she assumed the new recruits were right outside. But who were they, and how could they scare her drones so easily? Chrysalis followed Sombra out of her throne room and down the hall. Sombra approached the large door and pushed them open. The king and queen walked out, but Chrysalis immediately reeled back in shock and astonishment as two gigantic shadows loomed over her, Sombra and the remaining drones whom decided to stay rather than hide in fear.

Chrysalis looked to Sombra bewildered and shocked as he smiled with a snarl as he gazed upon the monsters before them. 

Chrysalis gazed back at the one on the left laying unconscious before them. It had six heads armed with sharp curved teeth randomly protruding out from their respective upper jaws. The back had twin whip-like tails. It was dark blue while red zig-zag markings down its back to its tails and legs with green secondary colors lining with the red. It's horns displayed a light magenta and shared similar and different features; the third heads to the left and right had thick ram horns, the secondary heads revealed horns protruding from the forehead and snout similar to a rhinoceros, and the last two center heads displayed frill-like hoods with two horns spearing out from over its eyes and a smaller horn sticking out above their snouts. It's body was nothing but bulk and muscle; it was made for combat and its appearance alone proved that with the blood stains, bruises and scratch marks its body. Chrysalis kept her eyes on the creature. It was a hydra, but not the kind she has ever seen before. She was mesmerized, yet terrified at the same time. And the battle scars and injuries coating its body told her this beast had a lot of experience, though some injuries seemed fresh the minute she examined the creature further. She had questions, but she couldn't help but watch in awe. She would look for hours on this new discovery, if it weren't for the fact her ally had brought in another, and it was breathing life. She looked at the second giant.

Sombra gaze upon the awakened creature with a proud, victorious smile and high interest, because this creature held a feat that would prove very useful to them. But, unlike the odd-looking hydra, the creature was tied up in highly thick rope by its wrists behind its back like a prisoner. It was on its knees and had a dead, yet strong, tree in its mouth tied by the same rope so it would not scream. The creature kept its seemingly hellish gaze on Sombra as it breathed through its slightly flat nose.

While Sombra wasn't fazed by it, Chrysalis was. She mentally gagged at the creature's face while trying to keep a firm posture to show this grotesque creature she wasn't scared. Hydras and golems she has seen years ago along with dragons and trolls, but this creature was unlike anything she had seen before. This creature was massive! She gazed at it again and could only guess the size of it, despite it being restrained; It seemed roughly around 25 feet in length. Its body was pure muscle, similar to Juggernaut’s shape but a tad wider and armor-plated. Its upper torso was grey in color with noticeable scale-like features on its broad shoulders and its lower body was blanketed with thick, dark brown fur. A creamy white horn protruded from its forehead like a unicorn, but the big difference was in the shape and form; the horn was curved much like a rhinoceros and seemed very think. Thick enough to spear tough flesh if given the chance. But what she noticed out of all the features this creature had was the big, bulbous, single bloodshot eye with a shiny blue iris peering down at both of her and Sombra; though its focus was mainly on Sombra.

Though disgusted by the one on the right, Chrysalis remained astonished at the two amazing creatures before she gazed back at Sombra. The smile he made shined with pride as Chrysalis looked back at him

“How did you capture these creatures?” the baffled queen asked as Sombra looked to her.

“Simple, I used magic and wit. The hydra wasn’t a challenge; I used bait to lure him out of a very dense swamp with,” he points to the monster on the right, “but this one?” the conscious creature stood on its right cloven hoof to try and get up so it can desperately escape, but a blast of concentrated magic to the leg brought the beast back down as it groaned in pain. 

Smoke faded from Sombra’s horn as he gazed at the weakened creature, “This one put up a troubling fight.” 

Chrysalis remained bewildered, ever since she brought Sombra into her hive castle, had him recover to full health and become allies with him, they put him through numerous tests and he had proven to be a valuable asset in combat and strategy planning. He said before he wanted his crystal castle back by any means, and Chrysalis actually respected that and offered to help as best she could. But her thoughts drew her back to what was no as she looked back at the monsters Sombra had captured, and what he said made her question her thoughts about him; he isn’t perfect in any way. He has shown to be hot-headed at times would rather work on his own terms. She accepted that, but that quote got her wondering. 

“So, what did this creature do to give you such trouble?” she asked as Sombra casts a spell to summon the same ropes used to tie the creature's wrist to tie its ankles together.

Sombra watched as the creature snorts at him and flaring its hate onto him. Sombra sensed it before it looked to the ground and away from him and Chrysalis. It let out exhausted breaths through its snout as to say it give up trying to fight back. It then motioned its eye to the hydra and blinked, wondering how this tiny creature defeated what looked like an alpha of its kind.

Sombra noticed the creature gazing at the rogue hydra as he explained to Chrysalis, “This creature was the first to give me a proper challenge.” Chrysalis raised a curious brow and wondered what he meant by that. Aside from Cadence and Shining Armor challenging him, what did this creature provide that deemed a challenge for him? 

She looked at the massive monster, but Sombra continued, “But what makes it so special is that it possesses an ability to withstand almost any form of magic from dark and light to illusions and alterations, but combat magic was its ultimate weakness. Once I figured that out, it was easier after that. The Hydra was worthy and showed great ferocity and bloodlust with tricks of its own,” he slightly shrugged. “But, sadly, he went down faster than expected; some combat and elemental spells did the trick.”

The changeling queen gazed back at the monsters. His plan, whatever is was, seemed great but something about it seemed off. Having these two seemed outstanding, but only for a means of war; her hive is not one for war, but for taking and manipulating. Her mind plagued with doubts and her gaze returned to Sombra. She questioned his motives.

“What are you planning, Sombra?”

“Since Juggernaut and Rover failed to defeat our enemies, these two will be our back up plan. One will attack Canterlot and the other will attack The Crystal Empire and resume what they started there,” he said. “All we have to do is cast mind-controlling spells on them.”

“Wait, I thought magic didn’t work on that one-eyed creature?” 

Sombra huffed and briefly closed his eyes, slightly agitated at his ally for neglected to pick up certain details he explained to her earlier, but he quickly kept his mind leveled and spoke as he opened his eyes and kept his gaze at the monsters, “I said combat magic works on this creature, Queen Chrysalis. Some magic does work on this creature,” he then pondered. “But I've been thinking about trying something on it. If it is knocked out like the hydra, then it'd most likely be easy to perform a mind-control spell on it. Though, I might be wrong.” 

With that said, he looked at his ally with determination, “Are you going to help me?”

As much as she wanted to doubt this plan, Chrysalis nodded and stood next to Sombra feeling determined and a bit nervous, but her lust for revenge motivated her to do this. She looked at the monsters while thinking how amazing it be to see Cadence, Twilight and Celestia lay before her, defeated and broken. She would take great schadenfreude in seeing the pain, agony and plead on their faces. The rest of the whelps like Luna and Twilight's friends would be used as slaves or food or other means. She reeled an eerie smile back as her horn illuminated a bright green aura. Illusion spells may not be her strong suite, so this would provide a challenge for her. Like Sombra, she loved using combat magic but only if it was necessary. Her prime spell was the transformation spell; a spell she used throughout her life to get what she wanted. It was satisfying and hilarious to her to see her victims get easily fooled by who they believe they were actually talking too – it was all the more pleasing to have fooled Cadence’s dimwit of a husband before his younger sister ruined everything. That memory sparked again in Chrysalis’s mind as her anger boosted her magic significantly as she helped Sombra. Revenge was going to be bitter-sweet.

The two stood side by side and concentrated, letting nothing distract them as they performed their mind-control spell. If this didn't work, they'll try and knock the creature out and perform the spell, again.

The creature turned to glare at its two captors. A look of confusion clouded its mind when a soothing light slowly covered the two and combined. The creature watched on mindlessly until the light grew brighter and brighter until everything went black. The creature hung its head in a deadpan manner, now under the control of its new masters. The hydra, though still unconscious, succumbed to the mind-control spell as well.

The spell was a success, but the recoil caused Chrysalis and Sombra to grab their heads and groan in a slight pain. They shook their heads to ease that pain, but that helped as much as pulling a thorn from a hoof.

Chrysalis looked at Sombra doubtfully as her eyes were a bit bloodshot from using that spell. Though to her surprise, Sombra recovered faster than she did.

“How do you feel?” Sombra asked.

“Like I just woke up from a bad hangover,” she rubbed her head before looking at Sombra, and asked curiously, “Did it work?”

Sombra gazed up at the creature, “only one way to find out.” He cautiously approached the unconscious creature and spoke, “Awaken my monsters! Awaken and stand for your masters.” 

His voice echoed but a long, eerie silence engulfed the kingdom. The monsters didn't move a muscle save for the wind blowing the creature's fur. 

Queen Chrysalis stood and watched, but quickly grew impatient as she once again looked at her ally doubtfully, “Looks like the spell was a dud. Are you sure your magic is at full power?”

Sombra glared back at Chrysalis in annoyance and snarled at her, flaring his teeth, “Silence. I know my magic’s power and I know I was doing it right.” He turned his head and looked away, “Maybe your magic is just flawed.”

Chrysalis widened her eyes and gritted her teeth as her eyes in anger. She too knew her own magic and she knew very well she was not flawed. She would give him a piece of her mind, and that’s exactly what she’ll do, “Ha! Says the king who lost to a pathetic little dragon and his waste of a unicorn.”

Sombra would take that as an insult, but didn’t think much of it. It was a big mistake, but not big enough to crawl under his fur; he wasn’t in his right mind and he can accept that. Though the need to counter that remark was all the more burning him up inside, and he figured Chrysalis was hot-tempered enough to get rile her. Two can play that game, and he could use the fun.

“Least I didn’t lose to a pheromone.”

Chrysalis reeled her head back and blushed in annoyance and embarrassment. An irritated snarl formed as she growled as such. She hated that memory of that pathetic, sappy excuse of a wedding. The mere thought of actually being with that bumbling fool made her mentally gag; the only good, if not, great thing that actually did come out it was the feeling of how much power she gained from absorbing all his love. Chrysalis did not love Shining Armor. She only wanted him for his love. It pissed her off even more that she was blind for not thinking about killing Cadence. That lead to her downfall.

Having that memory brought up just ignited the boiling anger in her blood. Chrysalis would not have that, at all.

“Need I remind you that it was also the same ponies that ended your life!” she scowled, receiving the same irritated snarl from Sombra; that was the right button to press.

“I was distracted from getting the crystal heart! I was unaware of what those two were doing.”

“Oh sure, I’m positive you couldn’t see Cadence fly by you and grab Twilight’s little pet,” Chrysalis barked sarcastically. “My hatchling drones could've seen that coming a mile away. For someone who’s supposed to be all powerful, you got your royal ass killed by a gem that was caused by the same princess!”

Sombra glared daggers at Chrysalis. It was fun for three seconds but now it got serious. He hated that she was right about that, but he didn’t want to admit it; he wanted to forget that ever happened and start over. But his rage prevented him from countering Chrysalis’ claim, and he had to win this argument.

“Oh really, says the royal queen who got her royal flank outsmarted by the same unicorn who saw through your disguise. Sounds to me you should’ve changed your attitude.”

“I thought she was stupid!” Chrysalis shouted at the top of her lungs until a singular, glowing eye snapped open beside both on them and caused both bitter allies to silence their arguing and stand completely stiff like statues.

Both took a moment to hear a heavy, strong breath before slowly turning their heads to gape upon the awakened creature watching them in deep confusion.

Chrysalis blinked and remained stiff as she looked up at the monster before it snapped the ropes wrapped around its wrists and ankles and stood back up. Sombra was just as stiff as Chrysalis before watching as his the hydra opened all twelve of its eyes and slowly rose to its full height, looking down at them and the other monster next to them.

“Well, your monsters are awake, what do we do now?”

King Sombra gazed at his monsters as an evil, crooked smile eerily crept up and his red eyes flared with intense focus.

“We start phase 2”