The Misguided Adventures of Big Dub The Alicorn

by Goldsonic

First published 30th of January, 2012

When a human gets thrown into the world of equestria strange events are to ensue.

This is a cross over story that I am writing in my spare time I couldn't think of a better title so that one will have to do. I will see how this does here and will see if I should even continue it on from the current point that its at. So please enjoy the story of Big Dub and make sure to leave constructive criticism please.

Chapter 1: In The Beginning

It was a fine day in Ponyville the sky’s clear, birds singing, the pony’s in all the town were going about their daily lives. All was well until a huge flash appeared in the sky. The Pony’s in the street looked skyward to what had made the huge flash of light. A moment later there was a second flash of light this one came with a sound of thunder. The pony’s scattered and ran into their homes being too scared to stay outside. There was a third and a fourth flash of light with a loud ringing noise of thunder. On the fifth flash an object spewed out of the middle of the flash’s epicenter. The object fell fast with no sign of stopping. The object fell at the midway point to Apple Acres Farm’s and the Town of Ponyville. Hitting the ground dust flew in all directions when the dust cleared there was a Red Alicorn Male standing in the middle the cutie mark on his flank was of a speaker and a music note. He looked around not seeing anypony around. He looked himself over seeing that he had a pair of wings, a horn and a strange mark on his flank. As he looked about after checking himself over, he thought of how he got to be here. He remembered nothing but what his name was. “Big Dub what did you get yourself into” said the red Alicorn. As he thought to himself a purple mare trotted up to him. Seeing this pony trotting towards him he gasped thinking oh what do I do I don’t even know where I came from hopefully she will just trot past me un noticing me.. “Uh excuse me sir” asked the mystery mare. Well shit he thought to himself now I got to talk to her, looking over to the mare he said lightly to her “How can I help you?”, “Yes hi my name is Twilight Sparkle and I just saw an object just fall out of the sky from a blinding light well at the moment from where your standing and by the way the ground is disturbed I believe you were the object” Twilight said with a serious look on her face. Big Dub was shocked by the question and her explanation, as he didn’t remember the fall or the landing. “Miss are you positive it was you saw?” asked Big Dub quietly. “Mhm right then” he said in a content response. “I will be off then I have much to think about and much to learn if I am to find out who exactly I am” he said in a saddened tone. “I might be of some help Mr. Alicorn sir” said Twilight in a generous tone. “Well no I don’t think you can help me but it would be nice to know at least where I am at the moment like you said I came from a flash of light.” said Big Dub. “Well your just outside of Ponyville mister.” said Twilight. “If you don’t mind my asking mister what is your name” asked Twilight. “Name is Big Dub evidently from what you said I am a Alicorn whatever the hell that is, personally I don’t know how I came to be this form and I think I need time to think on how this happened, Thank you though for your help Twilight Sparkle” he said as he trotted off towards the Apple Acres Farms.

Chapter 2: Equalization

Big Dub had been trotting for a while not knowing where he was going he had no idea about who he really was no idea where he came from and most of all didn’t even know what he really was. All he knew for sure is that he wasn’t alone here. He was now deep in the apple acres. He stopped just to listen to the birds sing; off in the distance he could hear voices and the thumps on someone kicking something. He looked off into the distance of the noise, being behind all the trees he decided that he would need all the help he could get to unlock his own mind. He starts heading off in the direction of the noise. Soon after he saw an orange mare bucking apple trees how strange he thought to his self. He watched her for a while amazed at her endurance. She had been bucking apple trees for a while when she started to come in his direction. Noticing the big red looking stallion she said happily “Hey there Big Mac taking a break I see” she paused as she got closer noticing the black horn on his head “You’re not Big Mac who are ya stranger” she asked politely. Looking down at the strong mare, he noticed he was quite taller than these pony’s; “My name is Big Dub, sorry for the intrusion but honestly I don’t know much of who I really am or where I came from, I’ve been wondering around for a while then I heard your bucking and decided I should meet as many people as I possibly can” Big Dub said with a smile. “Well don’t threat too much sugar my name is Apple Jack but you can call me AJ “said Apple Jack smiling back. Big Dub stood there looking down at the country pony a slight feeling of comfort came over him, knowing that some pony like her cared for a complete stranger who just intruded into her farm. “ I do thank you kindly AJ you wouldn’t know anyway to get memories back easily would you” asked Big Dub. “Actually now that you ask about it, my friend twi might be able to help you with that she’s one of them magical pony’s ya know, speakin of that why don’t you try to do it to yourself you are a powerful Alicorn by the looks of ya” she said. “Well I don’t know how to do something like that, and there is that word again Alicorn what is that exactly and why would I be powerful” asked Big Dub. “Come on sugar lets go find twi she can answer all your questions” said AJ in a pressing tone. “Alright then, wait didn’t I just see that pony earlier……crap” said Big Dub, “Oh well we get to see her again I guess”.