> The Fetus!
>  by Kafei Arouma
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> Prolouge
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Prolouge:
The buzz saws buzzed ferociously as Meat Boy would maneuver over them; so gracefully. he’d hop from wall to wall; leaving his exposed meat to splash the walls with a thin layer of blood, and other bodily fluids. From afar, his arch nemesis; Dr. Fetus, grinned in satisfaction as he’d watch the immortal and skinless boy repeatedly run into an impending doom, and his body would implode, just do it again.
“That’s gotta be really fucking painful.” He thought out loud. A grin curled up on his face as the thought Meat Boy's body exploding once again filled his mind. “And that’s why I like it...” As this particularly sexy thought was dominating his unborn mind, Meat Boy flew over the large wall that kept them separated, and landed on Dr. Fetus; leaving him defenseless. Meat boy smiled.
“Oh hey Dr. fetus!” He said, “Ready to stop being such a fucking dick?”
“N-Never! I will rape your pile of plastic girlfriend and I will kill you!!!” He yelled as Meat Boy held him down in submission.
“Yeah- how about no, because fuck you.” Meat Boy said, as his classic grin got as big as ever. Meat boy picked up the devious unconceived life form and threw him into a close to closing warp zone.
“CUUURRRRSSEEEE YOOOUUUUU MEEEAAAATTT BOOOYYYYY!!!” he said, as the game announcer cut him off to yell “WAARRRPPP ZOONEEE!!”.
Dr. Fetus fell for what seemed like days; but yet, it felt like the snap of a second. almost as if he has walked through reality and into a another. As he fell through the warp zone, his physical form would warp, and he'd split himself apart and look at himself from every angle. Dr. Fetus saw every aspect of his entire life be torn to shreds at every angle, and he watched in horror as every good and bad thought plagued his mind at once. His brain wasn't even developed past 4 months and he already has the knowledge of a mad professor late in his life. Dr. Fetus saw his existence from afar; and he realized; 'Is it really okay for me to exist?' As his thoughts began to develop his mind would change perspectives at high rates. Dr. Fetus saw every dimension at once and walked through every dimension every second of the entire fall. As all of this happened all at once, he flew; and it was white.
> What is this I don't even
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Part One: What is This I Don’t Even...
Dr. Fetus awoke within a library. Books, books were every-fucking-where. He looked around and studied his surroundings. He had no idea where in the hell he was. Everything was so vivid, and very bright. This pissed Dr. Fetus off; like really bad. The room he was in was very quiet. He got up slowly to look around. He got up and walked towards a large wooden door and peaked within the crack to see if anybody was in the main room.
“I just don’t know, Spike. Are you sure you didn’t hear anything? My experiment heeded no results in the lab, but it sounded like an explosion up here.”
“I don’t know twilight, its 4 AM. If anypony woke me up, it was you.”
Dr. Fetus took a step back and sighed.
“Well, fuck.” He said. “You devote your life to killing a guy without skin, and he makes you hang out with shitty marketing toys. Fucking prick.” Dr. fetus stepped back, and kicked the door open and pointed at the purple filly and her dragon, as they turned around in utter surprise.
“I am the Great and Powerful Dr. Fetus!” he exclaimed. “Now that I’m within your realm, you must bow down to me, or I will kill everyone you know and love!”
Twilight's face turned to one of disgust.
“What the hell is that thing?” Spike asked, obviously creeped out and revolted at the unborn child.
“Well, apparently, I brought a fetus in a fish tank to Ponyville.” Twilight said, losing all faith that she will ever doing anything correctly again. “a-A A FUCKING FISH TANK?! I WILL END YOU!” He screamed and stomped around.
Twilight grinned at his remark; for she was much larger than him; and what with that she knew magic and all, she could easily overpower the man-child.

“Right.” she said, cracking up. “Now, Dr. Fetus, how about you stop acting like a 6 year old and come sit with me and Spike; I'm quite intrigued to hear your story; and how you pertain to the spell I casted.

His eyebrows thickened as the made a downward slant at her. “M-My story, eh? I'll tell you my story.” He walked over and sat on the the small stool in a small circle of the pony and dragon.
Before his story began, he remembered everything he has experienced on his little “trip” to this odd universe, and his head began to numb as he started to speak.
“This guy, Meat Boy. He was having fun with his girlfriend one day. It pissed me off, because I hate fun. He sat there, and rubbed it in my face that he has such a sexy girlfriend, she was made of plastic and everything. Meat boy would run around and do anything for this girl. He had no skin, and he was immortal, so dying meant nothing to him. One day, I lost my shit. I got banned from newgrounds.com, and Meat Boy was picnicking with his girlfriend, in front of my god damn house. 	That day; I promised myself I'd put meat boy though so much pain that he would just give up on life. I devised traps, so many traps; and kidnapped his girlfriend. and I sat there laughing as he died, and came back to life just to die again within my so deviously devised traps.”
Tears ran down Dr. Fetuses face as he saw every detail of his pathetic life be explained to a unicorn, by him. He looked up. Twilight's facial expression was that of “wat” and Spike just yawned.
“So you are basically just a huge cry baby?” Spike said bluntly.
“Spike! go up to your room!” Twilight instantly snapped back.
“Fine, fine. If I wanted to hear losers cry about how gay they are, I’d go on 4chan anyway.” he remarked, as he walked upstairs.
Twilight grabbed the fetus as soon as the young dragon was out of sight, and hugged him, very hard.At first Dr. fetus had a panic attack. He had never been touched by a mare, let alone a girl. He let all of his emotions slowly fade as enjoyed the fuzzy hug from her. Tears still ran down his face, from such a vivid replay of his pathetic life. Twilight sat him back down, and looked at him seductively.
“I know what you need.” She said, grinning.
“W-what?!”
“Tell me Doctor, what's your first name?” She asked, as she ran her hoof down his suit, and into his crotch area. unbuttoning his black suit.
“K-kevin” He replied.
“Kevin Fetus” She smiled “I like the way that rolls of my tongue”
As she said those words, she stuck her tongue out, and began to lick the cold metal that encased his body. though the fetus was wearing a suit, he still registered every feel that touched the suit, being that that he was diabolical villain and all, he had to have a cool armour.
He squealed with pleasure as the mare licked up and down his metal chest, and seductively looked up at him. Never in his whole life; did he think he'd get laid. But his time has come, and he was going to get laid.

Twilight looked into his beady black eyes. He looked back gingerly, and a smile began to to curl on his diabolical little face. Dr. Fetus had a really bad-ass plan; one he could brag about to the internet.
> Getting Laid!
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Part Two: Getting...Laid?

“Are you sure this a a good idea?!” Twilight yelled, as Kevin rubbed his hands together deviously.
“Yes, yes--This is my fetish after all.” He said, looking up at her.
“Well I know I’m immortal and everything but this looks painful!!” She shouted back.
“Its not!” was shot through the sound waves and into Twilight Sparkle’s pony ears just as he mashed his hand on his his trusty evil villain trap door button, she was dropped from the ropes that strung her. And landed on a solid grass floor with stone walls everywhere. Her eyes widened as a large metal block opened up from the cracked ground, encasing a crystal clear saw blade, sharpened by Satan’s horn. She shrieked in terror as she forgot to jump over the blade. The searing metal slid through her face; slicing a clean cut. She watched in terror through the last 30 seconds of consciousness as she watched her vision redden and be sliced in two. Her organs and entrails lashed out in time incomprehensible through this reality, and her two halves exploded in every direction, and instantly reformed in a time that isn’t even relative to this universe; and she fell on the floor, hyperventilating.
“HOLY SHIT” She said looking up at the glass balcony that encased him. Inside, Dr. fetus was ferociously relieving himself at a high speed. Her eyebrows raised and her face lost emotion.
He stopped in his tracks and looked her like a pissed off bear.
“Why’d you stop?!” He shouted at her. Twilight rolled her eyes, and stood up, no longer crippled from the pain she had endured.
She charged over the green grassy field, and managed to dodge the satanic saw blades instinctively so she didn't die. As she was happy with her mastery of that, she was slammed into a saw blade that had been rotating behind her, and it slit her entire body open, but a very sloppy cut. Suffocating for the last thirty seconds of her life, what happened prior to her last death; happened again, as she felt every split second of pure agony reform itself instantly. She looked up at the fish tank fetus, and saw he breathing heavy, as well as beating heavily. She teleported out of his death trap, and warped back into reality next to him, and leaned over him frowning. All at once his face turned steamy red and stomped and shot his “air” load.
“Well Mrs. magic unicorn thing, I’m out. Thanks, That really helped me clear some stuff up.” He put on his jacket, and walked up stairs. He pulled out his insta-warp zone button, and walked out of reality, no questions asked. Twilight peered in annoyance at the sight, and stomped up to bed; slightly sore from all the physical harm she had been through. She rolled over and sighed.
“What a fucking dick.” And that was that.
> The Devastation of Dr. Fetus (bonus chapter)
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faster than a flash doctor fetus was securely and gracefully strung to a sex swing, one that was commonly used for acts of BDSM and other violently kinky things. Unfortunately for doctor fetus, he couldn't really have actual sex, due to the fact that he wasn't even a few months old yet. None the less, redemption had violently cast itself upon him, and it was time for him to face the sexual deviancy that he has so envied from his arch nemesis all these days. 

twilight was within the same room, rummaging through  large box of dragon dildos, large meat knives, and all natural assorted canola oil lube. a spark of excitement hit her eyes as she pulled out  very very large and sharp metal dragon phallus. She poured her greasy solution of anal stretching juice upon it, and gave doctor fetus a look of pure ecstasy and excitement.

“its a primer” she said.

doctor fetus was horrified. he wasn't even sure exactly what sex was, there was blocks on his internet access, and even if he could see it, he would've gotten grounded.’

“this goes in your butt” twi said, smiling and staring into his beady eyes.

She licked his cool metal suit once more, and teased the metal nipples upon the cold iron chest, with her wet and sticky pink taste snake.

“its a shame you have no penis yet” she continued, “im what you'd call a massive whore, fetishist, rapist. anddddd a pedofile. its kind of hard to maintain all those titles without people wondering where all the fillys are going. so naturally, someone shows up in my house, and wal-ah, i can rape a kill freely if nobody even saw you.”

“b-but spike saw!” the doctor replied desperately.

“you really think spike isn't gonna get the ol’ dickin’ if he says a word?” She chuckled, “besides,  spike is just as disposable as you. Thats how baby things tend to be. When you are so young in development, it barely matters because the potential hasn't reached you yet, so, i mean, you as well as spike are just canisters of what could be potential, but its just as funny to trash you like the worthless meat sacks you are. I only keep spike around because he hasn't given me a reason to rape him to death yet.” Twilight shrugged and giggled, punching the doctors glass encasing with her hoof, full force.

Glass shards pierced the doctors eyes as he let out a squeak of utter pain. He leaned back, dazed, face full of glass, and hyperventilating. He was still attached to his binding sex swing of unholy rape. 

“here comes the fun part!” Twi said cheerfully.

without a moments time, a metal rod pierced the doctors tight virgin ass, and ripped it quickly as it slid in. It was a clean slide, and very slippery. 

Twilight giggled, and the doctor screamed brutally.

could this really be what sex was? the doctor was losing all sight of what was real at this point. his vision had become fogged with terror, ecstasy, and confusion. the world around him fell into abstractions, numbers, nothingness - in that order. It was then he realised what life is.

in his last moments of breath, the doctor squeaked out his final words:

“the worse out look you have.. the worse things get... because of my envy and hatred of everything around me.. ive succumed to utter humaltion and destruction.. i've brought these things upon myself.. " 

fin