The amazing and random adventures of QuakeScape throughout Equestria!
Notes: I do NOT own the My Little Pony franchise. except for the original character named QuakeScape the friendly Cyberdmon! Or is he...anyway, enjoy the story!
The story is based on the main protagonist, which is QuakeScape the not-so-friendly Cyberdemon, which his elderly father got a message from Princess Celestia informing that she needs help for delicate matters...again. Once arrived in Ponyville, something unexpected happened...
Warning! This is a straight-forward story and pretty short. If you don't like these types of stories DON'T bother to complain in the Comments section. By the way, this is my first time, ever, attempting to create a story in english.Expect a MASSIVE ammount of randomness in this one!
Update! : Contains some sexual puns but no clopfic...yet!
One day, QuakeScape was visiting Ponyville, a very small glimpse in his subconscious mind. However, it’s been years since he took part of a school that everyone made fun of him because of his appearances, the first thing being that…he was not a pony but a horned beast. The second reason was that he never got the chance of getting a cutie mark, thus resulting in petty insults.
“Meh…school sucked so bad back then” he thought. “But…” While thinking, he remembered a certain filly who stood against the bullies, which was the only filly whose name were remembered to this very day.“…I need to give my regards to a certain mare” continued the horned fella on his thought.
While still thinking memories about the town, he realizes that nothing’s really changed, but not that he knew anything, his father went to Ponyville for a month just to help Princess Celestia on some more…delicate business, thus taking the filly with him. Much of the town folk were rather gossiping with each other. It didn’t surprise QuakeScape, however, because of the fact that not many goat-like creatures ventured into the town. Lost in his thoughts, something unexpected happened…
~Boink!~
After recovering from the ground, he was ready to apologize to the unfortunate fella ” I’m so sorry ! I didn’t mean to-“ Looking a bit closer at the pony, his expression turned to enthusiasm “Twilight Sparkle! Haven’t seen you in ages! “ said the large stallion with a large grin on his face. Still recovering from the impact, Twilight looked closer at him, skeptical at first but eventually breaking the silence
” Oh yeah! You must be QuakeScape! Pleased to meet you again.” said the unicorn, somewhat surprised of the sudden visit. “So… what exactly are you doing here?” said the questioning unicorn.
“Princess Celestia needs my help while my father…is ill” said the goat stallion with a sad expression.
“Oh…I’m sorry to hear that.” Said the unicorn then hugging the ex-classmate.
“Oh and Celestia asked me something…like getting along with your Ponyville friends?”
“Oh ummm…”<I know how this is going to end> thought Twilight with a worried look on her face.
“…What, is it something wrong? asked the demon.
“Oh uh…it’s okay. Well, welcome to Ponyville!” said Twilight, hoping that it will turn out just fine. “Let’s go to Applejack first, in the Sweet Apple Acres.
<Fuck yeah! Maybe I can finally kick some ass...oh damn it I'll need to stop being such a copy-cat loser!> Thought Steven, with a large grin on his face.
And so, the duo went on their trip to the Apple familly's farm not too far away. Everything was whitnessed by three curious little fillies which were still on the mission of aquiring their long awaited cutie marks. In their hiding place behind a bush, Scootaloo broke the silence:
"What are we waiting for, girls! Let's go before we lose them!" said the young frustrated orange pegasus.
"Ah don't think this is a good idea. What if we fail again like last time?
"Yeah, remember last time we tried to get our cutie marks from that 'frog' thing? said Sweetie Belle
"This time we change plans" said Scootaloo, confidentially."I think I know the reason he's here"
"You do?"said both of them.
<Oh I certainly am..> thought Scootaloo, with a perverted grin on her face.
You may wonder why nopony freaked out of his oddly appearance? Well, Princess Celestia fixed that problem with a powerful spell which masked that hideous wound looking area. And what about his pal Cacodemon? Will he meet him in Equestria? Nobody knows surely. What adventures await QuakeScape up ahead? Will he meet his old enemies? Will he kick their sorry ass goodbye? Find out probably in the next chapter…or maybe even the last one. But atleast he still got the rocket launcher...heheh,so expect some serious beating regarding bullies.
{I know this is kinda short. Oh well...it's my very FIRST story after all...}
Trotting down the streets of Ponyville alongside her ex-classmate (which in QuakeScape's case, he's just walking), the duo met an obstacle on the half of the way. Shocked, QuakeScape tries as much as possible to not get pissed off right away meeting his one of his old classmates: the most annoying one which was Big Turnip.
"Well, well, look who's here! It's the old dork-face and his girlfriend bookworm!" said Big Turnip
Before Twilight could even respond, QuakeScape got so pissed off which Big Turnip doesn't even realise the danger in front of him.
"Thats it, you're gonna get it so hard!" said QuakeScape, clearly going to beat the shit out of him...which indeed happened.Trying not to use his rocket launcher...yet, he instead swong it over his body, like a baseball bat, over and over again untill Twilight used her magic to stop him in time.Unfortunately for him, Big Turnip had huge bruises all over his body, blood running down his muzzle, laying on the ground, almost unconscious.
"What the hay dude! You almost killed him! yeld Twilight at him.
"Uhhh...sorry. I didn't mean to...it was his fault anyway! said QuakeScape, inventing the excuse, which little convinced the angry unicorn.
"Uhhh...fine. But this would be your last chance. Got it? said Twilight with determination.
"I swear it, this is the last time I let my anger get me." lied QuakeScape
Continuing their route to the Sweet Apple Acres, QuakeScape just knew this wasn't the last time meeting that faggot. On the way, a flashback occured in his mind.
^Flashback^ "Ponies suck and you know it! said Bill Gates to QuakeScape.
"What did you say you piece of shit!?Said QuakeScape, snapping at the rich billionaire.
Furiously, he raised his improved rocket launcher, ready to fire.
"Sweet dreams mother fucker!
"Oh please don_ !" It was too late, Bill Gate's head blew like a pumpkin instantly.
" No one makes fun of ponies, NO ONE! snarled QuakeScape angrily.
[<…this is taking too long.>thought the brown bored demon.
“Uhh…Twilight? How much longer do we have to travel? He asked. The lavender mare didn’t even looked at him, continuing the road. She was still angry at the sudden response to that poor unfortunate idiot, but instead, with a little sight, she said: “We’re almost there.” she said. “And just asking…where did you get that thing, if you don’t mind?”
Looking at his trusty rocket launcher, a large grin covers his face and then telling the curious purple mare everything about his strange object. ”Oh this…? I got it from Tartarus. Pretty neat I must say. I also upgraded it myself.” He said cheerfully.
Somehow nervous, Twilight stared at the weapon, almost realizing it’s purpose intirely. ”Look, I understand you were trained to fight and serve the Princess, but that doesn’t mean you can blow up everything in your path!” she snapped at him.
Hearing that last statement, QuakeScape knew that it is his whole-life duty to blow shit up and kill lots of idiots, but decided to be at least respectful to his purple friend. ”Whatever.” was all he had to say.
“Alright. Oh sweet Celestia we are finally here! ” said Twilight with excitement.
“It’s about god-damn time! ” said Quake with relief.
In the short distance, QuakeScape was somewhat admiring the landscape of the farm. Limitless trees with different colored apples, flowery vegetable fields, what could go wrong? But instead of entering the front door, Twilight suggested Applejack was doing some repairing in the barn, so she insisted the demon to enter there. Realising there are no lights, QuakeScape decided not to ask too many questions and proceeded to opening the barn door.
“SURPRISE!” yelled the main six, even Twilight behind him.
Big mistake. QuakeScape doesn’t enjoy the surprise, falling down getting a seizure. “OMGWTFBBQ!” he yelled.Unfortunately, Rarity didn’t like the response due to hearing him swear…which she fainted. However, the others were not expecting for th guest to react like that to his own welcome party, which was Princess Celestia’s idea(that trolling git). At the response, Pinkie Pie was speechless, forming a grin on her face. Grabbing Gummy from the floor, she opened a portal to another dimension . More exactly, she warped to Pinkie and the Brain’s alternate universe where they were performing their theme song for the millionth fucking time.
*Pinkie and the Brain Universe* ~One is a genius, the other’s insane!~ In that moment came Pinkie Pie, messing things up again.
“What the…Pinkie…” Brain said furiously, turning his head to the larger rodent.
“Yes Brain? ” asked Pinkie, confused.
“You have broken the fourth wall with your idiocy again!” yelled Brain, facepalming.
*Meanwhile, in our actual existence*
Waking up from the floor, with a slight headache, QuakeScape realized of the missing pink mare. ”Uhhh…where is that pink mare that was cheering the most?” he asked. “Ah don’ think ya wanna know” responded Applejack. “Wow dude you look so awsome! Said the blue cyan pegasus, with interesting features. “Uhhh…thanks. You don’t look so bad either.” QuakeScape said, somewhat analyzing her features. <She looks so… colorful> he thought. “Umm…welcome to Ponyville.” said Fluttershy, more like whispering, but he heard her pretty well.
Looking at Fluttershy, he feels like she would be…the one. Everything about her seemed perfect: beautiful blue eyes, pink mane and the yellow coat which felt like radiating as gold. Still admiring her features, QuakeScape was suddenly interrupted by what seemed like a portal opening. From it, Pinkie Pie came back from that dimension with some little souvenirs.
“Hi everypony!” said the cheerfully pink mare. “I brought something to help…oh well, never mind.” she said, realizing that QuakeScape is alright anyway. “ So what are we waiting for! Lets par-tie! yelled Pinkie. And so, the party started with music, dance, food and all that shit for the rest of the day.
The previous day passed with great joy with the party. Puke and hurl painted the floor and wall. It seems like everyone is piss-ass drunk, sleeping on the floor. The one who drank the most is QuakeScape, obviously, because the booze is his most favorite thing at a party. You might wonder how much were there? Well, over 20 bottles of beer with 90% degrees of pure alcohol. Well holy shit. But who in the right mind would bring such badass drinks? Pinkie Pie, obviously, in her expedition to the “Pinkie and the Brain” alternate universe.
Steady but slowly, Rarity wakes up:” Uhhh…if I knew those drinks would be so dreadful, I wouldn’t even sip from the glass!” How pathetic. Rarity got drunk just by taking a sip from a glass of it.
However, Twilight woke secondly, steadily and… Wham! Fell flat on her face, acquiring extra pain from the impact. With a bit of struggle, she finally wakes up. “Is ev-erypo-ny…ok? she asked.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack were out of the question, both being so drunk that you could guess they were in coma. Both of them played a drinking contest, which obviously Applejack drank four bottles of beer. However, Rainbow Dash was closer to a tie, leaving the forth bottle barely finished.
Fluttershy, amazingly, drank more than that bookworm Twilight Sparkle…two cups. Spike was just fine surprisingly, just sleeping. Oh yes, no alcohol for under 18, especially baby dragons!
And finally…QuakeScape. He was drunk as shit. He drank over 15 bottles of that beer and would of win the contest between the earth pony and pegasus. But however, he managed to respond Twilight’s question:” Give my regards to Elvis!” was all he could say, collapsing with a big thud on the floor.
Two days later…
After recovering from the painful hangovers, Twilight wanted to go to Zecora, introducing her ex-classmate.
“I hope you won’t do anything stupid.” was the only warning QuakeScape got from the lavender pony. “But first I need to pack some things for the journey” she said. Both being in her room, Quake saw something interesting on her drawer next to Twilight’s bed.
“Heheheh…I never imagine how you can clop with this thing.” said QuakeScape, gazing at a large purple stallion dildo on her drawer table.”
With a crimson blush on her face, she quickly made that thing vanish with her magic. ”That’s not your business.” she said with a large sheepish grin.” Oh look at the time! We must hurry.” said the lavender pony nervously, proceeding to grab her saddle bag.
“Yeah whatever.” he said, still not forgetting about his recent discovery.
On the way to the Everfree Forest though, a large group of ponies gathered to a stage near the city hall. The commotion was about Trixie’s second attempt to prove her awesomeness on being the best vagcian (Family Guy pun FTW!) possible.
“It is I, Trixie who will change your lives forever from the power of her great magic!” said the dark blue coted pony, with the same stupid wizard hat covering her horn.
“You stink! “ said Quake, approached to the stage.
“How- how dare you insult the great and powerful Trixie!”
“If you are so powerful, why don’t you bring here my Cacodemon friend?” said Quake with amusement.
“Very well. But with 10 bits as a price.” Said Trixie.
“Fine, but if you are fooling me, I swear I’ll blow your head into pieces!” snarled the cyberdemon handing the bits.
Suddenly, out of nowhere in front of Quake, with a loud popping noise, a red spherical creature with one eye in the the center, with horns appeared. Searching around, Steven the Cacodemon was the only one to break the silence:” Where the flying fuck am I !?”
“Steve!” yelled QuakeScape.
“Oh it’s you. Where the fuck am I-“ interrupted, Quake grabbed him to perform the oldschool salute, which Steve doesn’t enjoy it at all.
