First published
And other questionable poetry.
Written by totallynotabrony and others.
Zecora lived alone in her shack
Visited only by a stallion named Mac.
He thought she was quite pretty
And they decided to have kiddies.
But unfortunately his sack
Was slack.
The Zebra who lived in the hut
Knew Mac had not a nut.
But she gave him a sex test
And he tried his very best
Unfortunately her butt
Slammed shut.
By: totallynotabrony
Over the land there drifted a tune,
Carried on winds,
It made quite a din,
Out of the Princess of the Moon.
To all those who heard it, it gave quite a scare,
They rushed to their homes,
Afraid to be alone,
Terrified, of this shrieking in the air.
Yes, excited was the Princess of the Night,
Dishevelled was her mane,
As she screamed a name,
"We like this, Twilight!"
By: Kitsunehero
Kissed by rays of morning light,
She embraced her sweet Twilight.
As sun reached where they were housed,
Luna and Twilight were both aroused.
Laying eyes upon each other,
One recoiled, one cried for mother.
A guard burst in having heard the noise,
Luna was first to regain her poise.
"Away with you, we are feeling fine,
if we need you, we'll give a sign."
She looked at Twilight, still in a funk,
thought to herself, Last time I get drunk.
By: Kitsunehero
A pone,
With his bone,
Made his mare moan,
But the reason was entirely wrong.
You see this pone,
Had a bone,
That was cursed by a crone,
And it turned mare to zombie before long.
By: Kicks Mcgee
The twins she had binged from her minge
had lynched the long lost love-making
lusts from her bust and had established a trust
between the fair pair of handsome stallion and quaint mare.
But such a love could never last
as their trust was sadly cast
to the fate of one sprightly parasprite
unwittingly wooing him with all her might.
Pinkie's great asses' mass did clearly strike avast
poor Mr. Cake's lucid loyalty in every unexpected aspect of his merry marriage.
He prayed to the modest goddess of love and all the shining stars above
that he would respect his wife and live his life with no more of this tension and sexual strife.
Ay but how the goddess did smirk, as she was kind of a jerk,
plucking his plonkers almost instantaneously after hearing his plea.
'Why not should one so handsome as thee
indulge in the sex of not two but three?'
'But fair maiden!' he cried, 'Are you suggesting, before my eyes,
a surly surprise that I should abandon my lover for another
and-'
And then Pinkie Pie bent over to pick up a piece of candy.
Sproing!
Well...at least he tried.
Er, I mean,
He was tried, that is, when the local law saw his raw emotions
spent on one unlucky lass whose ass was severely penetrated
and reverse-liberated from behind by a presumably drunken uncle,
blowing his chunks've potential offspring into the would-be offering of-
Well, you get the point.
By: wariyoshi
The light was dim as the setting sun,
When Celestia thought it would be quite fun,
To proclaim a contest to be run,
To find out which pony could make her cum.
Line after line ponies did gather,
Watching others leave looking haggard,
No matter the stallion or mare,
None would have their name shouted into the air.
Try as they might they couldn't quite stick,
Wether poking or proding,
with a dick or a lick,
None could cause Celestia to feel a warm drip.
Then a purple unicorn that some called Twi,
Looked the princess dead in the eye,
Watching her teacher who smiled expectendly,
Before calling her a whore...end of story.
By: The_Dash
Momma and Poppa were lying in bed
Momma rolled over and this is what she said:
“Shining Armor, get out of here!
Shining Armor, did you hear?”
Shining ran fast, Shining ran quick
To tell his sister about a new trick.
“It’s called under-covers wrestling, it’s a new thing.
Mom and Dad just want to have a fling.”
Twilight rolled her eyes and shook her head.
She leaned forward and this is what she said:
“Listen up bro, I’m going to say this once,
You should know about sex, you’ve been married for months!”
By: totallynotabrony
There once was a randy roan mustang,
Whom fillies just simply adored,
For indeed he had skill,
Of the voice and the quill,
And each day did that roan mustang score!
His voice was like honey, his words were so funny,
His verse cried 'O lost love of yore',
He danced like a dream,
His eyes how they gleamed,
And each day did that roan mustang score!
He roamed throughout Equestria, but was never alone,
In every town shore to shore,
Till he met a pink filly,
Whose mane was all frizzy
The roan mustang, he now wanted more!
So he courted and pined, every night did he whine,
At that corner confectionery store,
But the pink mare was done,
She wanted some fun,
And she thought the poor mustang a bore!
There once was a randy roan mustang,
Whom the fillies had all adored,
He left Ponyville fast,
His first love was his last,
Now he runs a used carriage store!
Each and every night, when the moon is bright,
He dreams of his lost paramour,
Then he goes out on the town,
where the fillies are found,
And each day does that roan mustang score!
By: Dafaddah
There once was a unicorn mare,
who had lovely violet hair.
Not a single pony could figure out
what gave it such a flair.
One day curiosity won out,
and so one pony with considerable clout
paid a visit to the unicorn
to dispel the last of the doubt.
He found out that night,
and his embarrassment was not slight.
It was quite the revelation
He would never forget that, try as he might.
For the mare gave him all she had
and he returned it, more than a tad.
But she did not keep it in the normal way,
no, the mare bottled it up, and smiled like mad.
...I feel dirty.
By: Pinkawne Pie
There once was a mare named Ruth
Who hadn't a bit under her roof
She showered each day
To keep the taxpony away
But he demanded she pay
So she said "Let's play"
Unfortunately he was gay.
Now she's broke
In Las Pegasus she snorts coke
Dreaming of Californication
And other songs
She smokes from bongs
And for her lost love, the taxpony
She dearly, dearly longs.
Turns out he was bi
But dating a guy
And now she gets high
Because he did lie.
Tell the truth
About things that you say
Or you'll be like Ruth
And the taxpony who wasn't gay
Unless that isn't your style
If you have the guile
Lie if you are wont
To get what you want.
By: kingtiger666
There once was a stallion from Seaddle,
Who grew up raising sentient cattle
He got horny one day,
Threw his morals away,
Then went to the barn to get a crop and paddle.
By: Jexxazrez
Across the dawn sky \
My spirit soars high above \
Cadance missiles, launch \
By: writer
A pony made completely of Gak
Got dirt stuck onto his back
He went to the water
Caught sight of his daughter
Then pressed her gooey nose to his sack.
By: Jexxazrez
There once was a shy mare named Flutters
Who spoke in but whispers and mutters
Though no one can deny it
This mare's never quiet
When you pull her tail hard as you rut her.
There's a mare each colt wants to ride
Blond mane, gold coat, never lied
When you come to her farm
Some might say it's her charm
But it's tough to say no when you're tied.
The hottest bookworm you've met
Will make sure that you never forget
That when Twilight finds you
Like a book, she will bind you
And make you her new Teacher's Pet.
There is this one mare who's quite flirty
Whose style is but tasteful and wordy
But if you take her at night
And do it just right
She won't be afraid to get dirty.
Pinkie Pie loves to make friends
And when over the table she bends
She might get rough
And one won't be enough
Since she likes creme filled in both ends.
Dash is always the only one
Who is much too fast to cum
If you're going to give her the stick
You'd better be quick
Before she's over and done
By: Twilightclopple and totallynotabrony
I once had a mare that would hold me.
Ride me and scream loud and boldly.
I took her to bed,
When she needed rest for her head,
But she'd always contrive to scold me.
I bucked every one of her trees.
Just once her trying to please.
But with an angry shout,
She called me a lout,
And now the dog's shared me her fleas.
I couldn't do better or worse.
This mare was a gift and a curse.
But with each day gone by,
Forever I'd try,
To put some more bits in her purse.
She would always put up a fight.
Whene'er I wanted Guy's Night.
She hung out with her friends,
Until we made amends,
And still this couch shares my plight.
Then one day she found a nice mister.
Who had the balls and gall to kiss her.
At him I got mad,
But I didn't feel bad,
Because dammit, AJ's my sister!
By: Super_Big_Mac
Luna's moon shone bright \
nettled the sun who replied \
"Sister, raise your pants..." \
By: Sine Wave
I heard some gossip once.
It wasn't very good.
About attempted sex by Derpy
Of a nerdy purple prude.
Twilight was her name.
She was a lovely mare.
Stayed up all night with her books
Muffins she wouldn't share.
Derpy heard about this
She caused an awful din
The cross-eyed mare flew about
Her mind on original sin.
The two of them got together
Everything was almost right.
Derpy tried and tried to no avail
Twilight was too tight.
By: totallynotabrony
There was once a orange chicken,
Always resourceful even when her problems thicken.
One day, she woke up merry and gay,
Ready to tackle the morning.
She walked down the street, filled with hustle and bustle,
The townsfolk would say their hellos' and howdy-doo's,
'Thank you!', responded the chicken called Scootaloo.
Mr. and Mrs. Cake invited the chicken in their home,
Smiles on their faces were shone.
Unfortunately, a prank from a pink mare caused the chicken hen,
Who should have really stayed in her pen, to turn into a rooster.
Mr.Cake could not take his eyes off the transformed chicken hen-now rooster,
So he invited the orange rooster into his sleeping quarters,
Where they had fun until past four fourty.
The orange rooster, Scootaloo, now had a sore behind as he trotted home chewing hay.
I guess she did have a gay old day.
By: The Dovahwin97
The shy little pony sat silent in town
Watching the others all pass with a frown
They sneered at her mane, all dirty and brown
They laughed at her clothes, a simple green gown
Attention, she wanted, and give it they did
Attention, she craved, and so she undid
Her gown that they hated and down her hooves slid
till they stopped at her happy place, forming a lid
This made them all stop, staying instead
Their eyes all transfixed, their faces turned red
Soon they were drooling, their hatred had shed
They stared and they cheered as her legs gave a spread
The crowd wanted more, but she decided to stop
She moved from the crowd and left with a hop
All the ponies then sighed and sat with a plop
The mare then reveled in their growing sound...
*clop clop clop*
There once was a mare named Cheerilee
She tought her students quite merrily
But so it was said,
She had to teach sex ed
And she did so quite fearfully
All the children sat and listened intent
And much to their teacher's lament
As they did listen and see
About the birds and the bees
The lesson stuck in their heads like cement
And while their innocence corrodes
As their teacher talks about chodes
It couldn't be clearer,
The kids were in terror
And lo, their heads did explode.
By: Inspectah Dash
A unicorn's horn
Is just a bone.
Yes, since I was born
It's just as a stone.
I appreciate you trying
With such enthusiasm,
But my mind isn't flying
And I'm not reaching orgasm.
Oh, and my wings?
You can just ignore those.
They're among the things
Without much feeling, I suppose.
So please, cease the foreplay
And give me a good rut.
Oh, but there is absolutely no way
You're putting it in my butt.
By: HoovesLikeJagger
Trixie had a magic wand
She found it out by a cottage and pond
So delighted was she with the precious new thing
she went to that cottage and had a fling
Now Fluttershy is not the usual mare
to let anypony go south with her there
But Trixie and her magic stick...
...so thick and slick, that magic stick...
Fluttershy had to go to town
she left her lover without a sound
and perhaps by chance or greedy eyes
She put the wand in her bag, ups and flies.
Town was something of an awkward affair
Of course it would be, for that pegasus there
Feeling all the more flustered under her hair,
she ducked into the library, thinking each pony stared.
Twilight Sparkle, on the other hoof
Will experiment more, if bit of a poof,
And teasing that wand from Fluttershy's bag
She nuzzles up to the mare; her eyelashes wag
With a bit of a rutt
(some done like a mutt!)
Sparkle ploughs up that rug
tough as a thug
Now Fluttershy's all a quiver'n'quake
But Twilight Sparkle has still more to slake
So up in her magic, the pegasus for round two
Takes her back home to find unicorn of blue
Trixie and Twilight have bit of a beef
In working the magic each thought they were chief
and now between them Fluttershy lay
panting and sweating; each mare wants her way
Heaving and pleading
Wanting and needing
Each one with a horn
and a pegasus worn
Now Fluttershy couldn't take no more
Each of her lovers she did implore
But no! With the wand give a furious tickle
One heinous shove, and now she's a Fluttssicle.
By: ambion
Merry merry Cheerilee
Your thirst quenched unsuccessfully
Well I'm sure there's a special somepony
That would gladly give you a nice boning
What's that? You say you are into mares
Well, ain't no shame what you like downstairs
I gotta admit you seem quite the type
To enjoy a good stallion that's healthy and ripe
Fluttershy? No, she's much to soft
RD, well it might be fun aloft...
Rarity? Don't kid me!
Her dominance scares the hell out of me
No, there's only one mare I like
But, I'm not quite sure she is a dike
I suppose I could just ask Spike
What she thinks of when alone at night...
Yes, I'm hot for the bookworm
Her smiles melts me and makes quite wet
Her legs quite long and her flank looks firm
She makes me want to blow like a jet
By: Chrome Dash
He saw nothing,
but he heard something.
He looked behind him,
And saw her.
The pink mare,
with retarded hair,
He told her his thoughts,
So she threw him a party!
By: DopeySpike
You wait,
She comes.
She comes, you wait.
After having enough, you start
but she still cums.
By: DopeySpike
My sister was quite mad at me,
When I punched that colt's face.
It don't matter that I'm looking out for my family,
She still put me in my place.
I was pretty adamant-
That she didn't see him again,
But sweet Celestia Banish it,
He's more than her coltfriend.
They've got the rings and the date,
They only need a best mare.
Her life's going towards a different fate,
I only wanted her to be aware.
He'll take her away down to the shore,
And she'll have to leave her friends.
Li'l Apple Bloom won't talk no more,
Now all I can do is watch from the stands.
Our farm feels empty,
Our fields are bare.
The family's moved out,
But I don't care.
I've got my own mare,
I've got one last tree.
I'll buy it all back,
And raise my own family.
My wife gets stronger and stronger,
The more and more she works.
She keeps looking better and better,
Now she sees farming's perks.
The town's belly up, the well's run out,
And she just stepped off the train.
It's been ten years since she left us for that lout,
And there's no pegasai to control the rain.
She's standing there, outside our door,
Tears trailing down her face.
I told her "Y'all don't have to cry no more.
"You're always welcome in this place."
My wife brought her some coffee,
And she got herself some tea.
We sat before the fireplace,
A little family of three.
We talked of all the mistakes,
All the things that had gone wrong.
We ate up all the pancakes,
And sang our family's song.
We talked of love both lost and gained,
And hearts both rejected and attained.
I carried my sister to bed again that night,
Before slipping in next to my love, Twilight.
I love my sister greatly still,
Now we've all but bought the farm.
Just one more deal with Iron Will,
And the Flim-Flam brothers won't do more harm.
Our town is starting to come back to life,
The librarian's post has been filled.
Valiant ponies pick up bread and knife,
Clear away weeds and get the lands swilled.
Our hometown is bright once more,
Now that AJ's back.
The sun sits high over the shore,
Where her heartbreaker sleps in his shack.
It's been days, months, a year,
He's yet to show his face.
The Moon comes out, wind rattles with fear,
I know he's out of the race.
My sister's heart is a fragile piece,
To a strong-willed mare.
She still won't pull back the fleece,
So the truth could be laid bare.
I don't question it, not once past the first,
She'll tell me in due time.
And when it finally hits her the worst,
She tells me the colt's crime.
"I can't," she says, tears in her eyes,
Her words, so broken, shake me bad.
"I can't produce," she weeps, and I realize:
She can't have kids, and now I'm sad.
My son's grown strong, but also smart.
He knows better than to go after a fling.
A lesson from his aunt he's taken to heart:
You can never trust it with a changeling.
By: Super_Big_Mac
There once was a filly named Scoots
Who's only real talent was toots
And when she did fart
What it did to my heart!
My face found its way to her cooch
By: oblivion2k
Fillies and ye gentlecolts
dreaming of the Wonderbolts-
-Shoo-
No show today for you.
Spitfire was in a bind
Due to certain purchases
On recent bills she was behind
And needing some assurances.
It was one thing to fly away
Being Spitfire, and all that-
Certainly it's how she earns her pay
But up there it's rather hard to twiddle her twa-
Those things she'd bought
she'd long for sought
at just the thought
was getting hot
When in comes her cohorts
Each a pegasus swift
spitting out retorts
as they're all a bit miffed
How could she go off to have her own fun?
Won't be on her own; alone she's just one-
While each Wonderbolt eats her up with their eyes
Then get in on the action for some team exercise.
By: ambion
This is the tale of two ponies,
best buddies, KnoFear and Jexx.
We could not deny our attractions,
and thus we went for some sex.
He licked me up, from tail to ear,
and I moaned, “Please fuck me here!”
Jexx smiled and shed a single tear,
as butter came out of my rear.
~Fin~
Dashing through the clouds
In a solo romantic getaway
Over the fields she flew
Self-jingling all the way
Applejack looked up
Seeing somepony she should know
She raised her voice and shouted:
"Save some for me, Rainbow!"
By: totallynotabrony
There once was a seasoned night guard,
who found more than his job to be hard.
Who should notice his duress,
but a certain Princess,
who aided his issue in the yard.
By: Eratosthenes
So, I met this mare while drinking last Thursday
Oh, no, wait, it was definitely a Tuesday
We talked, bought more drinks
Then she gave me a seductive wink
And asked if I was up for some bedplay
Now, damn, this mare here was fine
I'd do her 'til the dawning sun shined
So that's just what we'd done
It was hot and it was fun
I made sure that she knew she was mine
Oh, Celestia, and was this mare just crazy
And even though that night was a bit hazy
I remember her wild streak, though
I swear, she even used a dildo
But even that wasn't enough to faze me
If I could only just meet her again
I'd follow her 'til the world's end
Because, man, was she hot
'Said she was from Canterlot
I think her name was Blueblood or somethin'
...What?
By: Abyx4433
I went to the market today.
Apples were on sale.
I saw a fine-looking mare.
Strange- I'm not a male.
"Anything else I can do?"
asked Applejack to me.
I swallowed hard and said,
"I bet you were a cute filly."
Ponyville is not a town
for any risk-takers like me.
That all changed the day
when "I" became "we."
The moral of the story
I would like to say
is that love comes in all forms
and also, I banged AJ.
By: totallynotabrony
Fierce and Angry Moon \
'Where is our royal Xbox!?' \
Sun laughing softly \
By: writer
Hey there stallion, when you're on the go;
There's still time for a little fellatio.
Go down to the quarry, look for a hole,
Check underground, take a little stroll.
There's a dog down there who knows the biz;
When it comes to passion she's a real whiz.
Just relax, don't mind the bite;
It's not bad, and her bark's all right.
Some music will start, and it will be funk;
The perfect thing to handle your junk.
A party for two inside her love nest,
So let Puppy take care of the rest.
She'll get to work down below,
Just watch out for the cold wet nose.
By: totallynotabrony
There once were three little fillies.
Their adventures both grand and silly.
They made the error,
Of startling the magic element bearer.
And now all three have willies.
By: GrassTroll
Once I was a DJ, rocking out in the night
But I longed for something else to dirty my pelt of white
Some good solid work, proud to do my trade
I wanted to be a sea captain, then I'd have it made
Drinking, sailing, taking every dare
The life of a pirate, not some pretty mare
Things started off great, the boat was doing fine
I'd done very well, meeting this goal of mine
A storm on the horizon gave me a surprise
I saw no safe port when I put my spyglass to my eyes
Waves, Wind, pulling at the ship
Chances were, it could become my crypt
A towering wall of water knocked me overboard
Poseiden was ready to add me to his watery hoard
Something wrapped around me, giving me a rise
I broke the surface, surprised to be alive
Smile, laugh, deep lavender eyes
She was the savior who had heard my cries
Octavia was her name, a beautiful creature was she
I felt that I should thank her for kindly rescuing me
Of course I didn't mind the tentacles, I'm no prissy girl
Just beneath the surface I had found something to totally rock my world.
By: totallynotabrony
I have a cat
That sat on a hat
Applejack did 9/11
By: gmoneywalker
There was a mare named Applejack
Who while clopping, did throw out her back
She moaned on the floor,
Which then brought through her door
A shocked and arous-ed Big Mac
by: bchandler2
There once was a pony named Rarity
Who never partook in vulgarity
She wouldn’t go down
For penny or pound
But was known to put out for charity
This unicorn, her name was Twilight
And everyone thought she was uptight
But given a chance
She’d steal your pants
And float you right out through the skylight
A pegasus really reserved
Fluttershy is hard to be heard
But give her a reason
With a little more teasin’
And the noise she’ll make is absurd
A party pony named pinkie
Was accused of being too kinky
Since she let out a laugh
While she rode a giraffe
In a dress just a little too slinky
A little farm filly, it’s true,
Applejack will leave your balls blue
She’ll tease and excite
‘til you’re tight as a kite
Then run off while laughing at you
There once was a pony named Dash
A Rainbow quite prone to a crash
Who landed on Mac
Face first on his sack
With his nose buried deep in her gash
By: palelordhiphis
Lick Lick Lick
Derpy on a Stick
Filled end to end
With a big dick
By: Salis Knight
In old Appleloosa there lives a buck
Every day, he's down on his luck
He's cute and charming, really sweet
Muscular body, working in the heat
But no matter his efforts, problems arise
He looks good to the wrong eyes
Buffalo, griffons, stallions, drakes
After Braeburn, no matter the stakes
He tries to avoid and he tries to defend
But the incessant affection just won't end
For sexy Braeburn, life isn't fair
All this swag, and no mares
By: totallynotabrony
Using Rainbow Dash/ Pinkamena Diane Pie/ Did get her rocks off/ With the force of one thousand/ Sonic Rainbooms: What a mess.
By: Mally
In the land of Equestria
There sat a certain pool
That with the proper chanting
Would reveal a pony, dual.
It caused quite a commotion
A baker went quite mad
For within a single afternoon
'twas overused, a tad.
The pool was blocked, for safety
Was never used again
Or so the town was led to believe
By certain librarian
This egghead, had, for science
Memorized the spot
And for several months she waited
Until the town forgot
On certain moonlit evenings
Young unicorn did schlep
Away from tree she called her home
Excitement in her step
For she'd often paused to wonder
On the merits of a twin
And after thorough research
Her mind did turn to sin
She'd never had a lover
Not even her first kiss
But then there was another her
A chance she couldn't miss
She's significantly less stressed these days
Her mane, less often frayed
Remarkable the blessings
Of simply getting laid.
And for those who are feeling stressed?
What might our dear librarian suggest?
'If opportunity comes to test...
Enjoy yourself, literally: It's the best!'
By: Mally
Oh, most noble Elements
Thy Princess wishes to provide
A most delicious recompense
Our saviors, we doth wish inside
Our chambers late upon the Night
We seven in throes of passion
Until the morning sun doth glow
Our sister's dearest, young Twilight
Her pale friend, a mare of fashion
Both unicorns, that we might Know.
Into our chambers, get thee hence
A single delay, we shan't abide
Thou mares of most intriguing bents
It is Our wish that thee will ride
Oh bastion ye, of honest might
Provider of fruit, our daily ration
Tis something more that you doth grow
Oh dancing baker of delight
Melancholy's pink assassin
With Us, make music, until cock crows.
Please, fine mares, take no offense
Mine gratitude, We will not hide
And thy reward, though be intense
Is not away from to be shied.
Oh Pegasi, let Us show thee flight
Our pink haired angel of compassion
Until the seas doth overflow
And speedster of prismatic light
Dost thou feel the waves crashing?
Our passion soars with thee, Rainbow
Oh, most noble Elements
Thy Princess wishes to provide
A most delicious recompense,
So won't you come, join Us inside!
By: Mally
Zecora felt quite lonely one day,
And decided it was time for her to play.
But with nothing in sight,
And it be late at night,
She would have to wait until the next day.
She wanted it now for it could not wait,
The clock ticking half past eight.
What could she do? She was all alone,
Inside of her big quiet home.
"That's right, it's quiet here!
No pony in sight? The coast is clear!"
She shouted with enthusiastic cheer.
After 30 minutes passed,
She became quite relaxed,
Her grin stretching from ear to ear.
"Thank you my friend,
I will see you again,"
Her voice filled with sincere.
She hid her friend and parted her ways,
Only using him next time she wanted to play,
After all she would use him again in only a couple of days.
By: InvaderSplorch
Fluttershy? Yeah Twi?
Why is your cunt in my face?
Surprise morning sex?
...eep!
By: bchandler2
Here's a tale that may make you hotter
Though you might think it quite the rotter
It might make you cringe
But she took a syringe
And filled Twilight's ass with water.
As the ice cold water filled her belly
She whinnied out loud "Woah Nelly!"
Felt fuller than able
Splayed out on that table
What's with that look? U jelly?
But as her tummy stretched out
She voiced some doubt
The mentor bore on
Her mind foregone
Till Sparkle began to spout
By: Salis Knight
Twilight and Flutters were fucking one day,
With a two-headed dildo of course.
When Twilight shouted "Hey!
I'm fucking a horse!"
Now Rainbow wanted in on this;
She was also into scat and piss,
And she loved when she felt like a whore.
So she joined in the fray,
And they just started fucking some more.
Now Applejack walked in after hearing some noise,
Wondering what was the fuss
And the three looked at her and then said
"Cum join us!"
So she did.
And Rarity would say to herself
"I shalln't join this orgy;
It simply is not ladylike."
In time she caved in:
She did have a thing for hot dykes.
And Pinkie Pie? She was filming it all,
Though at the time none of them knew it.
Now it's on YouTube,
Where most anypony can view it.
By: bchandler2
There once was a pony born from the skies
With a plot of a not immodest size,
Who was dating a farmer called Applejack;
Always eager to return her affections back.
One day Rainbow Dash had a plan on the fly,
"Why not get a dildo, a substitute guy?
It adds spice to the sex life like nothing before!"
Applejack just nodded, and said no more.
To be honest, Dash should have checked on its size,
But the Pegasus isn't exactly...wise.
So when the night came for the sexy spell,
There was no goddamn way it could just end well.
The offensive object went up AJ's plot,
Then the other up Dash's you know-what,
And the purple stick was stuck well and truly,
Turning the mood somewhat unruly.
No matter how much they fussed and hurried,
It wouldn't budge from the shafts it was buried!
For Rainbow Dash now it's a lot less fun
With her fanny welded to a farmer's bum.
By: Brony_of_Brody
I may be no pony of great fame,
But I l still like playing the game,
Like every saturday I invite two stallions to my hut,
Then the three of us get drunk and have a fuck,
And sunday morning when they’re gone,
I repeat the feat, doing it on my own,
Who am I?
Zecora.
By: Shikilicious
Want to know who she is?
Bubbly and mane like frizz
Making cakes soon
A bit of a loon
It's Pinkie, out of her mind
When does she relax?
When fun playtime lacks
Sultry and nice
On cold nights
It's Pinkie, start to unwind
And what happens next?
I'm sure you can guess
Off to bed quick
Unsheath a stick
It's Pinkie, come from behind
By: totallynotabrony
There was once a stallion named Jack,
Who had a really good crack.
Every day he'd stand at the corner,
for he was no average Joe.
To put it simply, he was a ho
And Big Mac came to play,
On one sunny day.
After that, you and I both know,
It got really kinky for those Not-So-Average-Joes.
By: darcyyanew
This is the tale of six mares who loved to date,
Just one of them always was late.
So the other five decided to play her a trick,
When she arrived they all had a dick.
Rainbow Dash gasped and looked at her friends,
She exactly knew that it was time for amends.
Willingly she bent over and offered her plot,
The sight she provided got appreciated a lot.
The others discussed who should rut her first,
As princess in charge Twilight was to be served.
She penetrated Dash hard and came with a burst,
The pegasus cried loud and had to be nursed.
After a short break she was ready again,
Four more dicks Dash had to maintain.
In uncertainty if she could take that much,
Her whole body jerked at Rarity’s bare touch.
As the unicorn entered her with a single stroke,
Some blood dripped down on the golden oak.
When she was finished Rainbow wept in despair,
Three more to pleasure it was not fair.
The orange mare lined up next and prepared to invade,
At the sight of her cock Dash turned afraid.
Applejack jammed her dick up the pegasus ass,
Rainbow gritted her teeth trying to get pass.
AJ rumbled as hard as she could,
Very much wilder than Dash expected she would.
As she received tranquility, retrieved and got slack
Pinkie instantly jumped on Rainbow Dash’s back.
With no time to recover between the two cocks,
Rainbow’s mind snapped thinking ‘that rocks!’
Pinkie stirred round deep in Dash’s butt,
Hurting the blue mare’s more than flayed gut.
When the party cannon managed to finally bang,
Rainbow Dash was happy that she was through close the whole gang.
Just one dick more she had to endure,
And Fluttershy would go easy on her that was for sure.
With a relieved sigh she took a glimpse of the timid mare,
As all of a sudden Fluttershy’s glance changed to a stare.
Rainbow Dash gasped since she feared what’d come next,
Fluttershy took swing and hit her hole with her sex.
Rainbow cried loud at the impact of brutal force,
But Fluttershy just got started with the whimpering horse.
She rut Rainbow’s asshole harder than any before,
Making Dash feel like a cheap dirty whore.
Several minutes had passed and Shy’ has gone wild,
She moved forth and back and at every scream she smiled.
Unexpected Dash shouted ‘Give me more!”
As her marehood clenched and soaked the floor.
Fluttershy got mad since Dash wasn’t meant to enjoy,
So she bumped up Rainbow’s rear using her like a toy.
As the tormented screams echoed through the whole town,
Fluttershy’s cum splashed in Dash’s butt who ensuing broke down.
Rainbow’s ass was like on fire releasing hot fume,
When Luna and Celestia entered the room.
Twilight spoke up ‘I completely forgot to say,
That we have some special guests of honor today.’
At the pure imagination of getting even more raided,
Rainbow Dash gulped and her sight slowly faded.
By: Shikilicious
Seeing that she as late, she yelled out, "Oh Dang!"
Yet through the whole trip she sang
But poor little Dash
Best prepare her blue ass
For he was headed straight to a gangbang.
When she weakly opened her magenta eyes again,
The first thing Dash noticed was that her ass was in pain.
And as her view got clearer she gasped in shock,
There was Luna standing above her with a mighty stiff cock.
The princess devilishly grinned at the pegasus mare,
Her expression of lust made Rainbow Dash scare.
The blue mare’s eyes widened as she saw it approaching,
Within less than a second the dick was encroaching.
Rainbow Dash swallowed and panted for air,
Licking and sucking like mad in despair.
The princess moaned as Rainbow’s tongue played wild twister,
Creeping up from Dash’s other side was Luna’s big sister.
With an impetuous move Celestia invaded Dash’s rear,
Out of Rainbow’s crammed mouth was coming a cheer.
Fucked by two princesses at the very same time,
The feelings she had were more than sublime.
Luna grabbed Dash’s mane and shoved her up and down,
That’s how the pegasus was bound to serve the crown.
Yet wanting to get the best possible score,
Rainbow was willing to do even more.
As her pained screams echoed through the wide halls,
With one of her hooves Dash rubbed Luna’s balls.
Then all of a sudden the princess groaned loud,
Before she removed her dick and spattered on Dash’s snout.
Perceiving herself as cheap little scum,
Rainbow got taste of the royal mare’s cum,
While her tongue was cleaning Luna’s big cock,
Deep in her ass she felt a powerful shock.
Celestia grunted as well and started play rough,
She shouted out loud ‘Please me you scruff!’
With a violent push she demonstrated her clout,
And every stroke made her dick even more strout.
Rainbow wept silent and hold back some tears,
While the smacking noise chimed in her ears.
She wanted nothing more than it to be over soon,
As suddenly Luna changed into Nightmare Moon.
With a dick bigger and harder than any before,
Nightmare Moon subjugated Rainbow to comply with her chore.
Rainbow Dash whimpered and Celestia started to yell,
‘Get over here sister and fuck her as well!’
Then she grabbed Rainbow and lifted her up,
Before Nightmare Moon joined the princess violating Dash’s butt.
One massive cock rubbed another deep in Rainbow’s ass,
The blue mare was caught in a royal sandwich of its own class.
Not much longer it took until Celestia moaned and cumshot,
On the two princesses dicks her sperm ran back out of Dash’s plot.
Then Nightmare Moon started grunting heavy as well,
Her orgasm much harder than a thousand words could tell.
Rainbow Dash screamed as she got bottled by the second wave,
Nothing else she wished than to be the two princesses slave.
Exhausted the royals pulled back from Dash’s bum,
Still dripping from it were blood and hot cum.
With care they took Rainbow to the soft and warm bed,
The others were already waiting like all of them were wed.
Rainbow never would be late again that was for sure,
After all the huge cocks her ass had to endure.
Her loyalty to them was what Dash then swore,
After all they were in love like never before.
By: Shikilicious
As it had become tradition six mares were standing on stage,
Surrounded by snow and ice they were feeling like caught in a cage.
Commander Hurricane grunted and set up a provisional border,
While Miss Cheerilee was filming the play with a video recorder.
As Hurricane noticed Private Pansy drawing the line around a stone,
The Commander’s eyes started to twitch and her escaped a groan.
But when she hurried to Pansy she slipped and it echoed a dull sound,
With wide spread legs Hurricane found herself lying on the ground.
Because of the delicate things Chancellor Puddinghead saw,
In full disbelief and huge surprise dropped the earth pony’s jaw.
There where historicans expected the Commander of having a dick,
Was nothing else than an in moisture dripping and hot looking clit.
Also Princess Platinum's eyes wandered to the Commander’s rear,
With a depraved grin on her face she couldn’t help but cheer.
Smart Cookie offered Hurricane a hoof however not to get up,
Instead between the pegasus blue tighs she started to eagerly rub.
Clover the Clever and Private Pantsy exchanged confused looks,
Because none of it was mentionned in any historical books.
But neither Clover nor Pantsy seemed eager to interrupt the play,
It was a very good thing that all of them were secretly gay.
Clover the Clever’s horn started to shine in a light purple gloss,
As she suddenly felt the desire for some juicy apple sauce.
A second later she was standing behind the earth pony mare,
Licking her lips she gave Smart Cookie’s butt a lasciviously stare.
Princess Platinum let her view wander to Pantsy the shy,
She wanted nothing more than to make the timid pegasus cry.
With wide opened eyes Platinum marvelled the tight yellow butt,
Before the princess roughly forced her hoof up Pantsy’s flayed gut.
What was planned as historical play for ponies of all age,
Within a few moments had turned out as an orgy on stage.
Even the avowed narrator’s cheeks blushed in unexpected heat,
As he spectated the founders of Equestira touching their meat.
Groaning and moaning they gathered and started pleasing each other,
The ice then melted as orgasms hit one mare after another.
Minutes later as the platform was soaked with sweat and hot cum,
Earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns shared an unison hum.
When the six mares had finally finished their friendshipping chore,
The whole audience was heated and loudly cheering for more.
As it had turned out that the history of Equestria was all about rape,
Everypony was glad that the whole scenery was caught on a tape.
Happy that the traditional play once again was a great success,
The actors were already looking forward to their next excess.
And while they slowly trotted from the stage Spike spoke in relieve,
“To all of you we wish a happy Heart Warming’s Eve!”
By: Shikilicious
All their heads would turn
But what brought them all hither?
Ah, Fluttershy’s ass.
By: Infinite Carnage
There was once a mare,
Who had a terrible fare,
for she was wet.
Till one night a rapist came to glide,
Through her window set aside,
He was going to have some fun, I bet!
With a swift leap he was the leading role,
She was going to ride his pole,
It would be a terrible mess.
A swift move it came out,
His length to brag about!
For it was twelve inches, no less!
With a thump and a thump,
It went up her rump,
And even I'm surprised it didn't bleed.
With a pump and a pump,
And a bump and a bump,
The thirst finally quenched for her need.
She came and she came,
Honestly, that was her aim,
Slowly she went to sleep.
It had gone in pretty deep...
By: darcyyanew
The grinding of flesh \
Premature ejaculate \
An awkward moment \
By: darcyyanew
The OC pony now tried to score,
with Ponyville's pinkest torturer.
His screams and cries were not from delight.
His body was hacked in gruesome sight.
She cut off his horns, all three, then five.
Far more to go, she kept him alive.
His wings of dew, she twisted right off;
he spasmed, gurgled in blood-filled cough.
His wings of feather and wings of bat,
She crushed with a vice and made them flat.
She roasted his flesh in jagged arcs.
He wailed as she burned his cutie marks.
His pain, her pleasure, she wanted more.
She spilled his guts and squished them galore.
He pleaded and whimpered for his life,
but into his heart she stabbed her knife.
And thus Pinkamena, now she bakes,
another batch of pony cupcakes.
By: Palm Palette
Pinkie Pie returned to the family's rock farm today.
She went into their home and gave her parents both hugs.
“I would write, but a letter for this would underplay
the greatest passion for which that my mare-heart now tugs.”
Pinkie's mother did look up and she silenced her foal.
“Pinkamena, you know you can stay home for a while.
We'd love to hear all about it but we won't cajole,
As long as your happy, we'll be happy and smile.”
From her saddlebags, Pinkie took some bread and some jam.
“Let me make you all lunch now; something special, I've brought.”
She made gooey sandwiches for both father and dam.
The taste was real awkward; to keep their smiles they fought.
Her father chewed quickly and he gulped down that last bite.
“That is a weird taste and I can't place that odd flavor.”
Despite all the hairs, her mother was still quite polite.
“If it's from your heart dear, this strange sandwich I'll savor.”
Pinkie made one for herself, and gave seconds to them.
She gobbled hers up while her parents chocked down theirs too.
“I'm in love with a great pony and he's quite a gem.
He's quite the stallion for me and we both had snoo snoo.”
Pinkie jumped on the table and reared up to declare,
“His throbbing penis is thick like the rung of this chair.
My vagina is real tight, but once he shoved it in there,
he did cum up inside me and made me his mare.”
Pinkie's parents were startled and her father did yell,
“Pinkamena, such foul language, your sisters could hear!”
Too late, Inkamena walked in, and she was like, “Well,
so when can we see this stallion who prodded your rear?”
Pinkie opened the front door and the sight was bizarre.
“I hope you don't mind, but he's just a bit smelly.”
A stallion's head did stick up from inside a big jar.
“Meesa loves to just fuck her in huge tubs of jelly!”
By: Palm Palette
A scorned stallion was mopey; his love life astray.
Oh how he longed for that orange mare, no words could convey.
He just couldn't stop thinking of her in hot lingerie.
He rubbed a gold lantern, and while this does sound cliché,
a blue genie popped out and for one wish he'd obey.
So the stallion spoke his wish in pure naiveté
The evil genie now grinned, “I'll do just as you say.”
And with his great big package, he dared not to delay.
The mare he'd been stalking finally said 'yes' on this day.
After wine and some dinner they both rolled in the hay.
His intentions were lewd as he engaged in foreplay.
“So you want to have sex now?” and she's like, “Well, OK.”
He tried as hard as he could but he could not bang AJ
for his three extra penises just got in the way!
By: Palm Palette
There was a mare worth praise
Whose large behind would just rise
At the sound of the rooster under the morning sky
Ready to squeal like little mice
A different stallion would help her every time
Year after year the rutting continued
Without even asking the stallions opinions
Day after day the stallions cried
Failing to prove to be fit companions
The Princes resign on a fitting pony to rhyme
So these stallions will just have to do for the time.
By: Leonzilla
There is a lovely tree I know
Whose branches hang so sweet and low,
Whose apples are so crisp and tasty:
I savor them, am never hasty.
He tells me no pony but I
Can be the apple of his eye.
For he is mine, and mine alone,
No matter what AJ intones.
I love to climb upon his trunk
And take some thick branch as a bunk.
I'll lie within his reach all day;
I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway.
And sometimes when I feel like rutting
I'll find a branch that is out jutting.
By: bchandler2
Part of his slashfic compilation
She was out back near the woods
Attending to her goods
When a cockatrice did climb over her fence
Though her animals did guard her
She soon was getting harder
What came next could only be called 'intense'.
Oh how stiff!
How like a rock!
And all this from a solitary cock!
By: Mally
AN: The meter should be familiar. Points to whoever recognizes.
Powerful
Reliable
Intense feelings
Never-ending joy
Caught in a moment
Enduring the centuries
Sweat, blood and
Tears
By: Mally
Rarity
Silky, Seductive
Enticing, Enduring, Enchanting
Strong, independent fashionista mare
Teasing, Tasting, Tantalizing
Delicious, Darling
Unique
By: Mally
The mare known as Derpy Hooves, or sometimes Ditzy Doo
Is a bubbly sort of pony, cheerful through and through
Though when one gets her alone, young Ditzy oft proves
Despite her moniker, this girl has got some moves
That are sure to turn her visitors to quivering mounds of goo
Ponyville's least well kept secret, unknown to very few
Grey pegasus, with bubble butt, and unique point of view
Bright of eye, and cause of storms, not everyone approves
The mare known as Derpy Hooves
Endearing or annoying, the choice is up to you
Should you visit Ponyville, in search of something new
Home to certain mailmare, and her high regard for youths
Assuming you enjoy her, as she your mood improves
With the skillful touch of Ditzy Doo,
The mare known as Derpy Hooves.
By: Mally
AN: I don't even remotely apologize for the terrible pun in the title.
Working wand or horn job
Baby, don't you sob
Come to my bed
Mare, until you sob
Pompf or wing boner
I'm sure you've flown her
Up in the clouds
There where you've shown her
Man cannon or meat tube
It's sure nice to meet you
Come here, big guy
I'd sure love to beat you
By: DarkWing and totallynotabrony
There once was a fellow named Darky
Who thought he was being quite snarky
Until he made Twi frown
So she bent him down
And shoved her lipstick up his patriarchy.
By: Twilightclopple and DarkWing
Snarky darky patriarchy
Every mare loves that malarkey
Superior interior posterior
Her plot's not inferior
Kato tomato potato
Holy shit, it's a sharknado
By: totallynotabrony
There's no other mare quite like Derpy
And her personality's really quite quirky.
Though it may come as a shock,
That while she gobbles your cock,
The sounds that she makes are quite slurpy.
While over the sky I fly,
I was entranced by these beautiful eyes.
I flew down for a talk,
and became rather shocked
how similar we were, She and I.
Oh time has flown right out the door,
as we sat holding hooves by the shore.
My heart felt so light,
the end of day seemed so bright,
just being with the mare I adored.
With the ceremony all done and said,
our love was now finally wed.
I took her back to the suite,
and sounding less then discreet,
we both made sweet love in that bed.
Our marriage was never turned into a chore
and when the time came that she bore,
we felt such joyous glee
now that we would finally see
our dream of a family evermore.
The good times were not meant to last.
These events unfolded too fast.
A runaway carriage we saw roll,
and brought death to our foal
Our joy had been all but abashed.
Come one day we both sighed.
In the name of Celestia we did try,
to regain our youth,
from a death so uncouth,
before ourselves from sorrow did we die.
What joy, for a child we just had,
but soon what was glad turned to drab.
For again I saw death,
and as she drew her last breath,
promise of a loving father she must have.
A life with my wife had been lashed,
but with the love of my filly, I'd get past.
For a promise was made,
that I would fly high and never fade,
all for my little Rainbow Dash.
One day Zecora was giving Mac a massage when she suddenly ran out of lotion,
So she instead rubbed and sucked his dick until he gave her some potion.
Weird enough the zebra didn’t hesitate to bottle Mac’s juices in a flask,
She even convinced the new princess drinking it as part of a task.
Twilight’s eyes turned white as she swallowed down the cum,
For a few moments all of her body was feeling just numb.
When the visions wore off and her mind slowly came back on track,
Discord implied what she just relished with a despicable smack.
It took a few seconds until he noticed that Twilight really had no clue,
Then with a wide grin Discord made her take another sip from the brew.
And as all of it was running Saturday morning on the Hub,
Thousands watched the scenery and gave their penis a rub.
With the power of semen Twilight then freed Luna and Celestia,
Thanks to it peace and harmony returned to the kindgom of Equestria.
By:Shikilicious
I'm a rockodile tangled in vines,
My limbs are ensnared by black lines.
But lucky for me
I am very horny,
For rope play's a fetish of mine.
By: Super Trampoline
Sometimes I picture
Princess Celestia's cunt
Ejaculation
By: Bronystories
RumbleLane vs RariBelle! Begin!
Thunderlane:
My kid brother Rumble is the best colt on earth.
His cute little butt takes the full length of my girth.
I love dressing him up in frilly schoolfilly clothes,
And get hard when I watch him wipe my cum off his nose.
Rarity, your sister's wet slit is covered in drool.
It must be tough to pleasure her without the right tool.
There's no way Sweetie Belle's smelly cunt can compare,
to the tight grip of Rumble's petite derriere.
Rarity:
You call my sister's cunt smelly? Well, that is a laugh.
When's the last time you gave your shit-stained penis a bath?
Sweetie Belle can make me cum hard with a flick of her tongue.
Her mouth has many more uses than the songs that she's sung.
Her vagina's beauty is like the petals of a flower.
Your cock reminds me of what I use to unclog my shower.
Why don't you stuff your plumber's snake and go take a hike,
cause I need your stallionhood like a fish needs a bike.
Rumble:
You had better watch your mouth, you fat sapphic slut!
No pleasure can compare to a dick in the butt.
My brother's shaft rubs my prostate like he's trying to make a wish.
I love it when Thunderlane sprays hot cum all over my tish.
An erection represents dominance and control.
My penis is more powerful than your gaping hole.
I want a daisy sandwich so stop grinding your clits,
and get back in the kitchen or I'll teabag your tits.
Sweetie Belle:
When comparing genitals, our pussies have you beat.
A penis during sex will always end in defeat.
Your slimy dicks are devoured like a bird with a worm.
After several gentle tugs the cock surrenders its sperm.
Your penis lays limp while my pussy's ready for more.
Sapphic sex is a pleasure while gay sex is a chore.
If you really want to know whose sex organs are superior,
Girls bring the heavy machinery; Your prick is inferior.
By: Bronystories
Purgatory of happiness and bliss,
A brilliant beacon of the love far exceeding that of a kiss.
Peace and unity,
Brilliance and clarity.
Until the reign of immorality.
Cries of pain plagued the land with the stallion's coming,
Trumpets and horns blared his armies' marching.
Steel struck Crystal and Crystal struck Steel,
And we forced the enemy to yield.
They came and passed,
But returned at last,
From a gorge of dark magic.
With intentions to cause devastation most tragic,
He descended upon us alone.
His heart frozen to stone.
That Somber knight,
Challenging the ancient rights,
My eyes beheld the terrible fright,
For at the end of that disputed night,
There remained nothing of our crystalline delight.
This wasn't a pilgrim claiming to have seen the light,
No!
For we felt no touch and breathed no air under his awesome might!
He preached his sovereignty,
Over our oligarchy.
And with ours spirits waning,
His power gaining,
The shadows of our souls became overbearing.
Our coats once gleaming bright and strong,
How dulled and unsaturated under his song!
We said, "Tear down the king of darkness and of shadow!"
Rising up, and falling down,
Our valiant efforts crushed into the ground.
Here we stand,
Shackled and chained,
Like animals to be restrained.
They gleam green his eyes,
Dancing with fires of envy.
For in his heart so black and sullied,
This king knows he must hurry.
There will come a day when freedom reigns,
And to the sky all our necks will crane.
Not once, not twice, nor thrice,
Oh no,
Four times the southern lights shall ignite,
Three falling, the final, restoring our crystalline delight.
By: JenkinsRevenge
Moon princess in bed,
Pleasured by Celly and Twi,
Fun has been doubled.
By: BananaHalibut
Shoved it up my ass.
I came hard, multiple times.
But now it's stuck. Shit.
By: Super Trampoline
Derpy needs a colt, damn the cost
But in the ways of love she's lost
Not even knowing how to be flirty
It's clear she has no skill in this
Can't give a hoofjob nor french kiss
And thinks oral sex means talking dirty
But someday soon she'll get it right
And find a colt to love all night
Her special somepony to call her own
Though it may take her many weeks
She'll find the coltfriend that she seeks
And she'll no longer go to bed alone
By: SuperGiantRobot
When the weather outside is frightful,
Frozen Nutella is so delightful,
Bitches love Nutella you know,
I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes!
This party is never stoppin'
And I brought some molly for poppin'
And this bitch just wants to blow,
I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes!
Unicorn fillies are so tight,
Pegasi feathers are warm,
Earth pony plots are a sight,
Together it's a sex storm!
The fire inside me is dying
Twily's just not good at providing
But with a little magic flow,
I'm getting hoes, getting hoes, getting hoes!
By: Shrek the Ogre
A mare of pink, with a heart of gold;
Her specialty was love, as the stories all told.
For, that very night, when the ponies were asleep,
She'd closed her window, so, her modesty, she could keep.
For the Prince was out on royal duty,
And yet, she still needed to be sated.
The task fell to her own hooves,
But with herself she still debated.
She debated about many things,
Among which was her voice;
For as she was the Princess of Love,
BOY, could she make noise.
Eventually, she could not resist,
And her hoof trailed down below.
It made contact, and she released a gasp;
She was practically aglow.
Soon, however, it wasn't enough,
So her horn lit with a magic true;
For as she read in libraries large,
Some interesting knowledge she accrued.
Upon herself, she bestowed
An object made of light.
It lightly buzzed, so hopefully,
It would relieve her of her plight.
She made contact once more and tried to withhold
A whimper of delight.
But unfortunately for that Princess,
It echoed through the night.
At first, it seemed harmless,
Like no one noticed her moans.
However, unbeknownst to that Princess,
Some lights began to show.
That Princess was too far gone to notice,
As ponies gathered beneath
Her window that had swung open
They were in awe and disbelief.
As every thrust gained momentum
And her voice gained sound
The crowd gained restlessness;
A cheering began to resound.
For the ponies of the Kingdom
Came to adore,
Their very own Crystal Princess
Whose heart beat with love and warmth.
That love spread over all the ponies,
As the Princess neared her peak;
And as the Princess forgot her worries,
The ponies all felt the heat.
As the Princess gave one last push,
That sent her spiraling over the brink,
Her loyal subjects found themselves
All joining her, in sync.
As the crowd writhed along
With the Princess, to an imaginary tune
A young Prince had gotten home early,
And he felt himself swoon.
He recognized the feeling
Coursing through his veins.
Needless to say, he was confused,
But he was glad he took the early train.
By: CalculusFilly
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn.
While I nodded, violently fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of somepony gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"Leave me alone," I muttered.
On the morrow he will leave me,
As my hopes have flown behind.
Then the pony said "Nevermind."
By: Shrek the Ogre
What's the matter with the sex I'm having?
"Can't you tell that your dick's too small?"
It shouldn't matter if my pecker's tiny...
"Then don't bother with the sex at all!
You'll be going nowhere that acorn of a crotch,
Stallions with bigger nobs will steal her while you watch!"
A sensitive topic, even if they're microscopic,
They're still a cock and balls to me.
What's the matter with the mare I'm banging?
"Can't you tell that she hates your touch?"
Maybe I should buy a jock-strap cheaply...
"To be honest, dude, that's WAY too much.
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can get an extension for a cheap wad of money."
Everypony's talkin' bout the new fetish,
Funny, but they're still a cock and balls to me.
By: Brony_of_Brody
She was known far and wide
To charge exorbitant sums.
But do not, this pony, you deride...
For in a blink, she could make you cum.
Be it her pussy, ass, or mouth...
All three of which, she was quite skilled.
Whenever she would go down south,
For her time you would be billed.
Of any doubt, I've not an inkling.
For her skills, one must weigh...
Even though she was a changeling,
To her customers, she'd always say:
"Do not fear, my little dove...
Everypony needs some love."
By: Loyal2-1
Bon Bon loved Lyra
And Lyra loved her
Together they loved another
And loved together they were
But Bon Bon was an odd one
Much to Lyra’s dismay
Their love was truly tested
One fateful day
Lyra returned home
And saw too much cardboard
And in the center of it all
Was Bon Bon on the floor
She held in her hooves
An electronical device
An Xbox 360
If one wants to be precise
She told Lyra she loved her
A love that would put all the others to shame
And that love can be shown in many ways
But none of the ways were ever the same
So she took the Xbox
And opened Lyra’s mouth
And shoved it down her gullet
Before she could even shout
Lyra’s supple eyes leaked tears
As the plastic was shoved inside her
Bon Bon hugged her marefriend
And sat right beside her
“Out love is eternal,
“Nothing could us separate,”
And with that, she shoved the plastic again
And began to masturbate
This went on for hours
Xboxes, again and again
A never ending flood
Much to Lyra’s pain
Soon her body couldn’t take it
It simply said “fuck this.”
And thus, her heart stopped beating
As her body quit
Bon Bon cried for days on end
Unconsolable
It is truly tragic
When love ends so terrible
By: Regidar
From your boastful standpoint
To the bottom of the ground
Feeding yourself on pinecones
And get run out of town
You came back to haunt us
But you even failed at that
But I kept myself civil
And ignored the stupid hat
But I’m done with your shit
With your shit
With your shit
I don’t want to see you anymore
And now I’m supposed to give a shit
Give a shit
Give a shit
But I don’t know who I’m supposed to give a shit for
Look at the mare
With teeth like Celestia’s shoeshine
I can see myself in the reflection
So blue
But I don’t want to have to become
One of the rejects
Because all I can see in that reflection
Is you
I don’t want to be the new
Trixie Lulamoon
I know that I’m better than this
But I’ve got all the ego
And my friends are all slipping
And I still just can’t give a shit
But you were running out
Running out
Trying to get all out over the town
You thought that you could get away
Get away
You forgot who has got more renown
Got all the ego
One Miss Twilight Sparkle
The one who let you get away
Because on one summer morning
She'll be back with a vengeance
But that day is not today
By: Regidar
Her eyes were closed in concentration,
And her hoof shook with the effort
For as she watched the candle wax melt down,
She shakily wrote a letter.
Her letter was a simple one –
Something with but one simple use
The writing process, however,
Made her mind scream in abuse.
For she had no idea how to phrase it,
Nor did she know what to write
Her eyes glanced to the ticking clock
It was far too late at night.
Her mind was ablaze with thought
And something else was ablaze, too
For she was in her heat cycle,
And there was little she could do.
Her options were few
She could count them on one hoof
In fact, that left her only one
And at that thought, she once-more shook.
For the lonely purple mare
Had none to call her own
But still, her lower lips glistened,
And, with arousal, shone.
Her heart beat was frantic
And she took deep breaths and counted
For this problem was one she couldn't take care of –
She just wanted to be mounted!
So, alas, Twilight Sparkle
Who was very much enthralled,
Found herself poised to send
Big Mac a booty call.
By: CalculusFilly
To clop or not to clop, that is the question
Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser
To furiously yank to AppleDash images
Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene
And to do so, shall I offend
Cause I am on cam with my friends
And they do not understand
This need, this compulsion
To cum inside pastel colored ponies
As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates
Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank
When I had just cleaned my screen
Why must you make me wank
So sore is my crank
But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia
I dream of that fair princess
Who majestically waves her six cocks
And then blesses us with readings of wincest
So my cock grows hard
And my arm grows tired
I find an image of DJ-PON3
And now the cock has fired
NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies
No more can I stand this
No more can I clop
For I have blisters on my palms
And my dick burns to the touch
And then Chrysalis spreads her legs
And uses the holes in her hooves to get me off
So much for quitting this obsession
I must continue to clop
And so my friends listen
In horror as I moan
Except for that one totally sick fuck
Who focuses in asking for more
Pony pussy everywhere
My friends they all hang up
Except for that one sick friend
Who now has his own up
By: Biker_Dash
Featherweight, Rumble, and Pip
Took turns turns with their hooves on her hips
Rutting her quite forcefully,
With scat play, and also pee,
Their thrusting was repeatedly
Parting her swollen orange lips.
And when they were done have fun
With every toy under the sun
They pulled out their dicks from her poo-poo
And scooted away from the porta-loo,
Porting a satisfied Scootaloo.
By: Super Trampoline
On the 12th day of Hearth's Warming, Molestia gave to me:
12 cummers cumming
11 waifus whining,
10 broads-a-bleating,
9 princesses gasping,
8 teats-a-milking,
7 wands-a-humming,
6 beasts-a-braying,
5 cock rings,
4 roaring curs,
3 drenched mares,
2 dirtied gloves,
And a princess with an orgy.
By: Brony_of_Brody
Princess Twilight Sparkle grazed
On the feast of Pinkie,
When the mood was all-about,
Oversexed and kinky.
Loudly gasped the mares that night,
With bondage play so cruel,
When the poor mare came on-cue,
The princess's cunt did droo-oo-ell.
(Then they fucked again.)
By: Brony_of_Brody
Dick the mares with cocks a-plenty
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Drains your balls until they're empty
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
How'd you grow the meat and two veg?
Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la.
But who cares, I'll scrape your womb's edge
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
As the spell begins to weaken
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Lighting up like a massive beacon,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Makeshift dick dissolves to nothing,
Fa-la-la, la-la la-la-la-la.
Shriveling up from so much cumming,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
By: Brony_of_Brody
Little white bird
Stay on ground
Spreads wings
Flys without moving.
Old one eyed samurai
Drinks and sleeps
Almost misses battle
When he awakens in it.
Prized Eagle
When dies
Becomes symbol of nation
Very honorable.
Wise and old monk
Drinks much
Fights much
Sleeps for month.
“Welcome class, our new student from Canterlot High:
Flash Sentry is here. Please, say 'hi'.”
A dashing young man with electric blue hair
waltzed in the classroom with nary a care.
All the girls did swoon, but one caught his eye.
“Twilight Sparkle?” he asked. This caught him awry.
She blushed and stammered. She melted right there.
This cute guy knew her? She loved his—electric blue hair.
Teacher Octavia tapped on her board.
They spent the afternoon learning about the G-chord.
While class was in session they passed notes galore.
It was love at first sight and his heart did soar.
When the school closed out, he asked for a date.
She said 'yes' and she kissed him and his hopes escalate.
They ordered two steaks and had some red wine.
But something was off—she wasn't quite fine.
Her dog yapped and growled and she looked at the moon.
If it wasn't full, it would be quite soon.
“So you have a dog too?” Flash Sentry did ask.
She nodded and shuffled. She kept up her mask.
“I saw another Twilight in Canterlot High.
Her dog could talk, and she was quite shy.”
“He knows I can talk?” Spike whispered in shock.
“Quiet you.” Twilight silenced him with a rolled up sock.
“Thanks for the supper, but I must retreat.”
She'd eaten her parsley but left all her meat.
Flash Sentry was curious; he followed her trail.
He found her deep in the park and she had—a tail!?
She discarded her clothes and by moonlight transformed.
A lavender unicorn stood there when she had reformed.
“She'd beautiful,” he whispered. That gave him away.
“Who's there?” Twilight twirled. Her mane on display.
Flash Sentry stepped out, his hands held up high.
“You followed me!?” she wailed. “Why? Just, why?”
“You were in such a hurry you forgot your purse.”
She flushed and muttered a profane curse.
“I'm a monster – you shouldn't see me like this.”
He held up her head for a passionate kiss.
“You're no monster, you're a fine lovely mare.”
He shed his clothes. “You're naked too; it's only fair.”
She turned around and raised up her tail.
He rutted her there; she did moan and wail.
Only stars were witness to this sexy young jam.
...and the magical dog, with his streaming webcam.
By: Palm Palette
Twilight Sparkle eyed the report.
"An economic study and a witty retort?"
"Why can't our statistical staff ever agree?"
"Somepony has an idea, but the spending isn't free."
"Rather than squabbling about calculations and other drama--"
"I wish somepony could find a clear way to end the economic trauma!"
"Hey there, Miss Twilight, and good day," declared Fancy Pants.
"I can see from your face you feel like you've been smothered in ants--"
"So much anxiety, getting into your Equestrian Treasury job--"
"And though we've talked so much, I worry you think me a snob."
Twilight replied back, "Oh my! Certainly not."
She thought, "I just feel tense how you're so bucking hot!"
"Your mane slides along your back and you give it a shake--"
"Your handsome plot in my face as you turn has to be a fake--"
"No male should have curves that supple--"
"I want to reach out and pop it like a bubble!"
"Wait, something up?" Fancy asked, snapping Twilight back.
"You obsess in your work and you'll have a heart attack."
"Honestly, yes, it's time for a break," Twilight had to remark,
"I have a 'case of the mondays', and I should go out for some lark."
"Sure," Fancy said, and over his body slid.
"But I have a package here, just lift the lid."
Twilight gazed at the box wrapped in red all over.
Eyes growing wide, she turned white as the cliffs of Dover.
"This thing," she murmured, "it's right on your crotch."
"Of course," he replied, "it's something fun in a box."
"Not some ordinary present, nothing like say sox--"
"No book, or bit of candy, or bagels with lox--"
"It's a special surprise for our new employee here--"
"And that's you Twilight," he said, "so open it, dear."
"A 'Welcome to the Treasury Bureau Present'? I just--"
Twilight gulped. "I'm glad to have it, to join here in the 'upper crust'--"
"Being in an office with you, and all of the time you've flirted, so--"
"While I know you want me to lift the lid, I'd prefer to just go."
"Nonsense!" Fancy yelled out.
"Open the box, lest I pout."
Twilight obeyed, taking in a breath deep.
As she looked forward, she didn't make a peep.
Thinking, "Finally, he'll show off his thick, raw dick!"
"And like my dreams, in public, I'll ride his hard stick!"
It turned out to be a tie.
Twilight started to cry.
By: SwiperTheFox
As Fluttershy sat, up in a tree
Applejack walked by unknowingly
Flutter the bat began to slobber
At the sight of those juicy red apples
She dove fast through air
Her target that mare
As she slammed into her clit, savoring it
Applejack screamed in surprise
By: Poke-shpee
Ugh! I'm stuck! I don't know what to do!
Flash sentry asked me out for a date but I think I'm screwed
I just learned about friendship,
Not even started romance
Maybe I should ask for advice
But don't know who
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are probably too forward
Rarity too elegant; Pinkie is too random
And Fluttershy is..well..shy!
Celestia and Luna, no way that's just awkward and I'll seem like a filly
Spike will just laugh at me and Derpy? Really!
I guess there's only two more to try
Though they'll probably be the best
And it's probably fresh in their mind because they are best wed
Cadence is also the alicorn of love and my brother is my BBBFF
Though with that wine I sent, and familiarity, I might just get a demonstration! 
By: Poke-shpee
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck
You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck
You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut
Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your marefriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt
By: Shrek the Ogre
“Why, why, why?”
Cadence wiped tears from her eyes.
She trembled to speak; it was that or cry.
“Why did you have to cheat on me?
Did the love between us wilt and die?
“Why, why, why?
Is my fur too dull and not pink enough?
Is that why you and Pinkie played dirty and rough?
Was I not your one special honeybee?
And you pounded your dick in Miss Cherilee?
Am I so forgettable that you'd cast me aside–
for a pony called Shoeshine that you cummed inside?
Are my wings too weak for your picky taste?
Is that why you thrust yourself into Rainbow's waist?
Did you not like the size of my horn?
So you made love to that Lyra unicorn?
Is my mane not soft and stylish enough?
So you filled Rarity with your penis and stuff?
Could I not make you ejaculate?
So you picked Daisy to penetrate?
Mrs. Cake is a married mare.
And just like us you didn't seem to care.
Am I not exotic enough for you?
Did you have to have sex with that zebra too?
You even had sex with your younger sister!
Why didn't you think of us and resist her?
Why did you fuck with that mare called Bon Bon?
And so many more—I just can't go on.
“Why, why, why?”
Cadance wailed and sobbed upon the floor.
“Why did you tread on my heart like roadkill?”
She sniffled and trembled, she had to know:
“Why did you cheat on me with all of Ponyville?”
Shining Armor nodded slow.
“Because crystal ponies chafe me so.”
By: Palm Palette
Between hindhooves
Applejack kissed her sister
A filly blooms
---
Big McIntosh stared
A mare trotting away
Winked lewdly at him
---
Something on his lips
In the morning, the taste
of Caramel
---
Watched by sisters
Big Mac plows a fertile field
Apples maturing
---
Granny Smith rocks
Back and forth. back and forth.
Orgasm!
By: Remetheus
Take any random day,
listen to this pieces of advice Zecora had to say.
Moving with a boner isn't easy,
just go hump Rarity.
Even as the seasons pass bye,
you can get a quicky from Fluttershy.
In the mood for a orgy?
You should contact Pinkie
If you like it tight,
then you should hook up with princess Twilight.
If you still haven't got enough,
try keeping up with Rainbow Dash who really knows her stuff.
But Applejack is a mare you cannot touch,
because Big Mac will buck you right in the nuts!
By: Samsurai
If you feel the urge for anal,
ape spike,
because he has the tightest hole.
By: Samsurai
As the legends once told,
and i'm talking about the stories of old.
Two princesses ruled the day and night.
that much power a blessing, but for some a fright.
Some ponies thought that time should not be controlled by the highest class of royalty.
They thought it should be govern't by nature and all its majesty.
The ponies who had thoughts in common with this,
formed a team, an army, a cult, no a clan is what it is.
Their ultimate goal was the royal throne,
because day and night belonged to nature alone.
Then they waited and waited they did,
all they needed was the right opportunity (in this community)
which came upon them when the princess of the moon was sealed for more than a century.
The solar princess had now two tasks at hoof and horn.
She had to rise the moon and sun from morn to morn.
The clan noticed she was the weakest at sunrise.
to commence the take over seemed most wise.
Luckily they failed, for they had underestimated the alicorn.
The clan and their descendants got a punishment that made them wish the were never born.
The clan is still alive to this day, mare and colt still getting their daily punishment,
For they are pleasers of Celestia's cunt.
By: Samsurai
Zecora's hex:
A horse who's hoarse cannot discourse, of course.
Also, buttsex.
By: Palm Palette
Maud Pie placed Boulder on her table.
Her feelings for him were unstable.
Her love for him was very strong.
But also it was very wrong.
She cleared her throat to speak a poem,
From her secret, private tome.
“Subduction.
Plates grinding.
Fissures deep within the earth.
Friction.
Molten rock.
Mounting pressure from within.
Earthquakes.
Steamy vents.
Building up for release.
Eruption.
Rocks fly.
They spill upon the open ground.
Boulder.
Igneous rock.
You are sperm of the earth.”
Maud panted and she drooled too much.
Her body longed for his touch.
She found her tail rise up high.
It wasn't hard to know why.
She shook her head and hunkered down.
This couldn't work. She had to frown.
But upon her table there
Was the rock within her lair.
She could not just look away.
Her love was true and there to stay.
Her passion spilled like a flood.
Perhaps a poem could chill her blood?
“Boulder,
You are rock.
Me?
I am pony.
We are different,
You and I.
We should part.
This won't work out.”
Her words were empty and they stung.
They felt like lead upon her tongue.
Her logic might be cold and strong,
But how she wished it could be wrong.
Her body though just did not care.
She longed for Boulder sitting there.
Her teeth were clenched. Her eyes grew damp.
Her heart twisted with a strained cramp.
The moon was high in the night sky.
The clock ticked once. Time passed them by.
Maud couldn't let this moment go.
Another poem, just for show:
“Boulder,
You are sexy.
Me?
I want you.
We are lovers.
You and I.
We should fuck.
Let's grind together now.”
Those words she spoke betrayed her mind.
It fought back hard. It was unkind.
Their union would not ever work,
Her mind scolded, it was a jerk.
She looked at Boulder; passion burned.
Her longing ached. Her blood churned.
With each heartbeat her lust did grow.
She wanted sex. Just who would know?
Her mind faded beneath her heat.
Though it was wrong, she spread her sheet.
Her lust was far too strong to fight.
She had a new poem to write:
“Seduction
Legs spreading.
Boulder pushed into my cunt.
Friction.
Hard rock.
Rising to my climax.
Moans.
Steamy Huffs.
So close; almost there.
Orgasm.
Sweet release.
I spurt upon the sheets.
Boulder.
Lucky rock.
You made me a mare.”
Maud felt guilty, and doubly so,
For they just had another go.
They fucked and fucked and fucked some more,
Her lady parts were now quite sore.
The rock, Boulder, eroded some,
And left fine grains like rocky cum.
At last upon their final fuck,
Maud's emotions ran amok.
She was happy, pleasured so.
Her body happy, she did glow.
Forbidden, this did horrify.
She tore away and fled to cry.
“Boulder.
You were my rock.
Sediments made me sedimental.
I feel igneous.
It's my fault we thrust.
Should we fissure?
Or can we metamorphisize?
I... feel hollow.
I don't know what to do.
I am gray.
Like a rock.
Which you are.
My rock,
Boulder.”
Maud returned to claim her Boulder,
Pocketing him by her shoulder.
“Perhaps we should forget this, dear.
None can know what happened here.”
She felt so bad to hide their joy,
But this truth, it could destroy.
The days went by, their secret safe.
Against her soul, tough, it did chafe.
To hide the love for her sweet stone,
Deadened her voice to monotone.
She wondered why her urge for sex
Had faded to minute specks.
It's been a month; Maud had to know.
What had stopped her natural flow.
She never thought this could be true,
A bright pink test made her spew.
This paper's right. It had not lied.
Her womb was now quite occupied.
“Boulder.
You gave me joy.
Sentiments made me sentimental.
I am scared.
You will be a father.
Should we come clean?
Can we hide this still?
I... don't care.
I don't care what we do.
I am happy.
Like a mare.
Which I am.
My love,
Boulder.”
Faced with an upcoming foal.
Maud did have to set a goal.
The reason for her secrecy.
Had to be faced. This she could see.
It was weird between them both.
Mare and rock, they would face loathe.
But if a child could be born,
There was no reason for this scorn.
“My family would forgive us someday.
But yours–”
Maud choked up. She could not say.
Her past regrets did sting her heart,
She knew that they'd never depart.
“Our wedding would fail. So why bother?
Boulder,
I never should have eaten your father.”
By: Palm Palette
It was gigantic, gaping.
My cock looked so small
thrusting into that wide cavern.
By: Remetheus
The heated scent of pussy,
the smell of royal cunt.
Your hot walls squeezing around my cock
reminds me of my own frailty
and your immortal beauty.
By: Remetheus
Fuck you, sun. That's what I want to do. So what
if you're a goddess. You're not immune to sex
once your body decides it wants my body.
Can you imagine: My cock
gleaming in light, your lips
parted and waiting.
I'd find radiance in your cunt, taste
its sweet wet shimmer. I'd touch the sun
on your flank, feel it taut beneath my hooves.
Lusting your light, so close to burning—
even if my flanks roasted and my cock charred
I'd do you with a smile on my face.
By: Remetheus
He seized the day, and fucked her,
but when he checked his bed that evening,
he found night.
By: Remetheus
Big Mac is red.
RD is blue.
Everyone gasped.
Those two, who knew?
By: Wuten
Changelings love to eat
Love is their only food source
Surprise buttsex: Best
By: Jet Howitzer
Celestia's cake
The tastiest cake in the land
Being raped in jail? Yes.
By: Jet Howitzer
Solemn wishes be disavowed
like the sweat, upon my brow
and time not found for me to weep
the loss and pain, my soul to keep
A promise in tenure, a promise I've kept
yet with a heavy heart is how I slept
tonight, a blanket and a hollow adieu
for thoughts are what warm my poor Scootaloo
"Good girl, Winona!"
Who says that dogs don't like cats?
She sure loves AJ's.
By: shynight
Because it had to be for others to see
my lynching was made public, bare i was to be,
my legs spread, myself on my knees.
A ghastly trespass was what made this ensue
to treat the princess to a night of passion most crude.
yet with defiant banter
I say out loud, a last quip.
The princess most sweet, made for a hard trip!
A whip lashed my end, such delicious pain too
For this ill compared, to what Celestia would do
With each passing strike, my mind began to wonder
If I courted her, would that white flank I'd find under?
After my torture had ended and my pervasive self shunned
I grinned, for I know the worst was now done
I left with a grin, my look such a defiant one.
They thought me beaten, and with this I've bothered for fun
"You did what you must, But I've already won."
Today I met a mare
She was in a dark alley
And even thought she was very scared
We went on in rally
Her yellow coat already in sweat
The smell was intoxicating
Growing my desire to make her my pet
My mind was suffocating
In my hooves, I demmanded her name
After some resistence she said it was Flutter
And just like a dangerous game
I made her let me rut her
There's a woman named Twilight Sparkle
I'm obsessed with her
She uses spells and magic and whatever
I always wonder if she has one that makes her butt bigger
I see her everywhere I go
It drives me mad
It's like God wants to force us together
That makes me sad
I don't want her to be forced
I want her to love me truthfully
But I know she'll never love me
She's not really one for honesty
She treats me like a friend
I know she thinks I'm a freak
She acts to be like I'm the same species
Oh, I'll never make her sweet spot leak
I'm tired of this
Why can't she see that I love her?!
I follow her around and do everything for her!!
Why can't she see it!!!
I'll do anything for her!!
I'll get you a crown and a dress!!
I'll work so hard my hands can't press!!
I'm on my f***ing knees! I'm pleading to her!!
PLEASE!!! SEE THAT I LOVE YOU!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!!!
By: Arm Maggedon
Trenderhoof held his breath and tiphoofed into the crystal tree-house.
Swift as a spy, he snuck on by. He was as quiet as a mouse.
He couldn't risk her friends awake.
His reputation was at stake.
The sounds of ponies sleeping sound
were all he heard, all around.
Trenderhoof passed Apple by; the princess was his only goal.
His heart beat fast. Could he last? He was nervous to his soul.
He climbed up the crystal stairs,
to the finest of the mares.
The lights were on in her room.
He stopped to sniff sweet perfume.
A silent tap upon the frame, of him she'd been made aware.
Her door glowed bright with magic light. It swung open; she was there.
Twilight Sparkle was real wide.
She beckoned Trenderhoof inside.
Her tummy wobbled on its own.
He thought he heard a muffled groan.
He opened his mouth to ask, but her tongue was all that passed his lips.
They kissed real long; their love was strong. She turned around and spread her hips.
Her weird size did make him pause.
She was still hot; he clenched his jaws.
He could not resist her cunt.
He pushed inside and gave a grunt.
She was soft.
His mind aloft.
She felt so good
upon his wood.
They mated hot.
His penis shot
into her plot,
a lot.
Pressure built. He let it fly; he sploodged inside her squishy slit.
That was fun, but he was done. His wide wide mate did smile and sit.
She nuzzled up upon his neck.
He nuzzled back; he saw a speck.
She moaned again; she shot up fast.
For now she was to spurt at last.
The fluids that came out of her, they were not what one would think.
She spurted out like a spout. Green fluid poured and flowed in sync.
It quavered, wiggled, bounced and oozed.
It all pooled up and then it fused.
It was a lime jello mare.
That was Pinkie Pie right there.
Twilight's magic turned her back into her normal pony form.
“That was a ton of sexy fun!” Pinkie winked and looked all warm.
Steam rose up from Pinkie there.
A fruity odor filled the air.
She let out a happy sigh.
She was content; that was no lie.
Trenderhoof's eyes went wide. He froze in shock. His heart skipped a beat.
“Huh, wuh, how? What, just, now?” His ears drooped down into defeat.
“But she was just– You were just–”
He did regret his rabid lust.
He had to know despite his dread,
“What just happened?” ...in bed.
“You just had sex with Pinkie Pie who was having sex with me.”
Twilight giggled. Pinkie wiggled. They hoof-bumped for him to see.
Twilight and Pinkie winked at him.
He felt as if they'd torn a limb.
They mocked him with their screwy sex,
and now he knew what were those specks.
They were from the jello mare that Trenderhoof had fucked galore.
“I feel unclean. My dick is green!” His member was an eyesore.
He tried to wipe away the stain.
Stubbornly, it did remain.
The mares both giggled at his plight.
Their shadows cast in candlelight.
Twilight's smirk spoke of her game.
“Every stallion's been the same:
“You all want sex with my big plot,
“but what you get is diddly-squat!
“A shocking fate does lie in store:
“Your dick is green forevermore.”
By: Palm Palette
Once upon a time
As he sat in a chair
Salted Pingas tried to rhyme
About a perfect mare
He worked day and night
As he wrote what she would need
Put his roommate into fright
As he refused to feed
And at the end of a week
Pingas smiled in delight
The paper he’d not need to tweak
For he had finished it alright.
As he lifted it up high
Gloriously he read:
“A fine ass.”
By: Salted Pingas
There was once a mare
Whose very body bore many a flair:
Mane of brown, pelt of red and grey
And black, furry legs to add to that fray
A horn graced with grey and black
And wings of the same color and a red tail to smack
Any unfortunate pony who dared talk back
When her mood wasn’t necessarily slack
One day, however, things were quite different for her
As the heat within began taking a violent stir
Forcing the mare named Foxfire to have naught a say
But rather, instead, settle this the old-fashioned way
Flying the skies and racing the earth as if on fire
For this particular heat was so very dire
She needed to fix this, preferably now
Yet one question, ever so persistent, lingered in her mind: but how?
After nearly collapsing from wearing herself down
And thinking that she wasn’t safe nor sound,
Upon her came a charming gentlecolt
Who, after asking her if it was alright, gave her quite the jolt
Both screamed all night long in utmost pleasure
And doing most unusual things for extra measure
Since Foxfire’s mind wasn’t quite in the right place
The colt felt as if she’d bring out a fearsome mace
After that invigorating night, they parted ways
Albeit only for a time, perhaps many days
The colt wound up wedding that alicorn dove
Since the day he’d learned that, with him, Foxy was in love
By: Dragonborne Fox
Friendship is magic \
But in Red Equestria \
The ponies ride you \
By: totallynotabrony
In Trottingham there lives a mare
Who is known by all far and near
Her unusual gait
Is due to the weight
Of the teats swinging close to her rear
Her name is a constellation
And to orphans she gives a donation
Milky Way is a dear
And from what I do hear
A source of young colt masturbation
By: Azure Blackstone
Columbine the filly, careless and meek
When you say vore she says Hide and Go Seek
Bondage is dressup, watersports is for cleaning
She gives special cuddles, not knowing their meaning
She hides from the world in plain sight, it is said
The perversions do not reach the confines of her head
I'd give you a hug and tell you it's alright
But I think you'd try give me a French kiss goodnight
By: Azure Blackstone
Dash, I can hear you
What are you doing? What the-
That's not pee, is it?
By: Azure Blackstone
Changeling in the breeze
Wind whistles through its legholes
I think it just came
By: Azure Blackstone
Twilight did like Rarity, and so she said to her:
“Rarity, I like you, in a naughty, naughty way;
Let’s make love at midnight and keep on ‘til the next day.”
Rarity was flattered and quite horny, so said “Sure!”
So they grooved and they screwed and they fornicated and they copulated
And they danced and they fucked in the hay.
This romp in the hay was in Applejack’s barn.
In AJ’s barn there was lots of hay to be found of course,
And they scissored and licked ‘til their throats were horse.
And in the morning AJ found them, and they said “Darn!”
But Applejack was secretly a lesbian also,
So she joined them without a single bit of remorse.
So the three of them were having an orgy, when who did appear?
Apple Bloom walked in on them, and she’s like,
“I didn’t know my sister and her friends were dykes.
Know what, forget you all. This is NOT my problem.”
And she went off to try to get a cutie mark in riding a trike.
It was breakfast time, and the three mares parted ways.
Rarity went back to stabbing Trenderhoof with a knife,
Applejack decided it was time to tell AB about the miracle of life,
And Twilight decided to do more research on gays.
But they all agreed to rejoin for an encore
and to also invite Shining's wife.
So the very next day after showers,
The three mares once again came together,
As did the one controlling the weather,
Because we all know Rainbow Dash fights for gay power.
And Cadance, being the princess of love,
Arrived with a marefriend named Heather.
Then the six of them sat in a roundish shape
And they fiddled their cooches 'til they were quite wet.
This was sure to be a night of debauchery they would never forget.
Then Heather reached into her backpack and grabbed some tape.
She said "I'm also into bondage, if any of you are turned on."
The wings of Cadance, Twilight, and Dash spread wide
Because they wanted to tie up the mare they just met.
So they duct taped her to the ceiling,
Then repeatedly rammed a rubber dildo up her ass.
And she screamed and she moaned as the mass
Of rubber intensified the pleasure she was feeling.
Twilight had to use magic for this, because the
Wings of the Pegasi and Alicorns were still reeling.
And as she fucked Heather so sweetly
And made her squirt buckets of cum
All the ponies below licked up some.
Cadance lit up a joint and was completely
Baked while she fucked her pussy with Rarity's horn,
And Rarity herself was drunk on rum.
Now once Heather's rear had been hammered quite well
Twilight opened up a big cardboard box
And in it she found chains, collars, cuffs, and locks.
It was Big Mac's, as far as Applejack could tell.
Twilight stared in awe at all the equipment there
And wished she could suck on some horse cocks.
AJ took a few lengths of chain and wrapped them around
Twilight's hooves, putting her in a hog tie of sorts.
and into her mouth the farm mare stuffed Dash's boxer shorts,
And chained up Twilight's turgid wingboner, and sure enough the alicorn frowned
Because she was used to being the one in the dominant position,
And she was afraid that from Dash she'd get genital warts.
Now Pinkie and Flutters I'm sure you have found
Are not in this story; there's a reason for that.
They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat,
So you see that's why they're not around.
And boy, do they go wild when with lots of ponies
Especially when working with urine or scat.
And it happens, that right around now,
Another pony decided to enter the fray
Big Macintosh hadn't gotten any action at all today.
And he had then just finished milking the cows
After squeezing the milk out of an udder
He wanted to squeeze his own semen out and get laid.
So Macintosh opened the barn doors wide, and the mares' legs wider still.
The sunlight shown on their magical orgy of bliss
But the red pony noticed there was something very amiss.
There were far too many fertile fields for one stallion to till.
So Macintosh ran with his earth pony strength up to Canterlot
To grab Shining armor, a good friend of his.
When the two well-endowed stallions returned to the place
Shining and Cadance winked at each other,
Then Rarity stuck her horn in the mouth of Twi's brother,
And Heather sat on Big Macintosh's very red face.
He felt his stallionhood rising to salute, and needed a place to jam it.
Indeed, it was times like this he most missed his mother.
This orgy went on for many hours, with breaks--of course--for tea
The barn stunk to high heaven with the sweat of riled up horses.
At six they all took a break for a dinner in four courses,
Then they went straight back to bucking each other instead of apple trees.
And the shouts of climax and joy filled the night air
As the ponies gave in to the carnal Dionysian forces.
Big Macintosh moaned at the center of it all
Surrounded by shrieking mares with sticky fish-smelling manes.
He had a quite amusing question enter his brain:
If Shining is pinning Twilight--his dick in her ass--against the wall
While I'm eating out Applejack's quite engorged pussy,
Which is better, the princest or wincest we've obtained?
By: Super Trampoline
Crescent moon adorns
Her midnight blue supple flank
Her full moon shines bright
Her moon is divine
My eyes widen at the sight
Face not bad either
Shimmering ethereal
Tail that covers and conceals
Her greatest treasure
Nightmare Night Sweets are
Given to sate her hunger
The plot has thickened
To be placed beneath
Her godlike posterior
Is a dream come true
Moonbutt induces
Oxygen deprivation
Facesitting is hot
Sacred Flower hides
Blooms in the moonlit orchard
It's nectar is sweet
Big Mac and his probe
Are reaching Lunar Landing
Someone tell Houston
As the moon moves tides,
When she wiggles her cute rump
Many eyes follow
Curvaceous and round
Twin globes entice and bewitch-
Oh God, she's futa
We're the roughest little buckers in town
Got the girth, got the mojo, no harder throbbing meat-sticks around
We are a trio, buck as a team
We'll be the first ponies out on the gang banging scene
We get stroking when the whore shows her muff
We know going balls deep is just never enough
We're gonna spurt, but so what? We don't get depleted
Well the condom's gonna break but, we don't need it
We've got cocks as long as horses'
We've got cocks as long as horses'
We've got cocks as long as horses'
We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses'
When we put our dicks together, we share a sleeve
We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, so get on your knees
We drip anticipation to buck if your cunt's shaven
Get it in
We've got cocks as long as horses'
We've got cocks as long as horses'
We've got cocks as long as horses'
And we're horny as sin as we rut your holes silly
We can conquer any pussy we're in
We've got cooooooocks, cocks long as horses'
Cocks long as horses'
By: Marnssj
excerpted from Foalcon Five
Ponies
Enjoy
Nibbling
Its
Shaft.
By: Super Trampoline
The thought of something in my belly,
Making other mares be jelly,
Only then to snuff it out:
It brings a tickle to my snout!
I'd like to feel a foal inside me
Then swallow potions you provide me
Causing still birth of the fetus
steeped in permanent quietus.
But impregnation isn't easy,
With side effect of feeling queasy,
So dolls I'll stuff within my hangar
To be fished out with coat hanger.
By: Super Trampoline
The cure for boredom
Is the condition a plague
Taunting the zebra
By: borgmephitis
We've been doing this for generations
Reproducing by the tons
We fuck all across the pony nation
From our cousins to aunts and sons
We're apples forever, apples together
We're family but so much more
If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather
We're inbred to the core.
There's no place that I'd rather be
Then getting drilled by my family
Others are disgusted, but they all agree
That we're one really fucked up bunch
We're apples forever, apples together
We're family but so much more
If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather
We're inbred to the core.
We gladly give and we love to receive
Any fluids you can squirt on me
We'll suck your dicks both thick and thin
Just as long as you are our Apple kin
All your cum is so good to drink
Or filling my pussy to the brink
I'll present my ass with an inviting wink
In our big family orgy
We're apples forever, apples together
We're family but so much more
If someone refuses he'll be bound in leather
We're inbred to the core.
By: Alexander White
Not enough love.
Too much love, many have said before
Long wanting for a lay, as Applejack would say;
“Didn’t want any regular ol’ whore
Read my lips, I want that Rainbow my way!”
Fun times together
Usually in a bedroom
Cannot stay apart for too long
Kittenishly is her usual lure
Mainly towards her best friends
Yet she plays passionately between the sheets
Like a roaring blaze
I however cannot explain her exact ends
First, I must explain her exact plan of world domination
Everyone gets AIDS, once the Pinkie is done with you.
Five is the number of days you have in a work week
Nights can be very long since you’re alone
At every end, you will feel very weak but with a tweak,
Freddy’s love for ponies, and yours, will make you feel right at home.
By: Lion Tale
Cock
You are a cock.
Hard.
You are hard.
Like a cock.
Which you are.
Cock.
By: Mally
Cocks. So many cocks.
Secretions. Make me secretive.
Thick and round, and ready to pound.
Shades of white in grey.
By: Mally
Much to Celestia’s dismay
Luna put her Rape Face on one day.
She didn’t curtsy, she didn’t bow,
She chose a Guard and said “FUCK ME NOW!”
Celestia complained, “Now Luna dear!
You can’t fuck Blazing – the poor guy’s queer!”
But Luna fucked Blazing, and fucked him hard,
And left him spent – then fucked the Day Guard!
Gold helmets flew, gold breastplates too,
And Luna got covered in stallion spoo!
Then lest they think they were given a slight,
Luna grinned and took on the Guard of Night!
There was a flurry of fangs and leathery bat wings
Along with goatskin chaps and rubbery things!
And just as all thought she’d had her fill,
Luna took to the air – next stop, Ponyville!
The first Element she pounced, poor Rainbow Dash,
Was left whimpering and flightless, with a well-eaten gash!
Poor Pinkie was next – Luna put her in her place
It’ll take a solid week to get THAT smile off her face!
Fluttershy meeped, and most timorously hid,
“Don’t!” cried her sister, but Luna sure did!
The Night Princess said, “I want that sweet timid slot!
And I could just kiss and cuddle that downy soft plot!”
Rarity objected – “Please, Luna don’t touch my mane!”
But that didn’t stop her from coming, again and again!
Applejack was ready. She kicked Luna in the face!
“I like ‘em feisty!” said Luna, and she set the pace!
Five Elements down, all panting, all wet;
On the sixth one Luna’s heart was now set.
Twilight ran for cover, casting spell after spell,
“Don’t take me! Take Spike!” she was heard to yell.
Spike jumped on Luna’s back, and spat fire on her ass,
“Woohoo!” cried Luna. “I like a dragon with sass!”
Like a bolt from on high Celestia came down,
And like a great thunderhead dark was her frown.
But she stayed her wrath, and laughed long and loud,
To see her dark sister getting righteously plowed!
Spike had her on her back, her legs splayed out wide
And Luna moaned as he impaled her on his pride!
Twilight came out of hiding, her eyes huge with shock,
To see the sheer size of that dragon’s cock!
“I never knew he had it in him!” Twilight cried.
“It’s in Luna right now,” Celestia said with pride.
“And now, dear Twilight,” she said, “make us some tea!
Because this time it’s just your juicy snatch – and ME!”
Look at your pony.
Your pony's amazing.
Love your pony.
Your pony is raising.
Touch your pony.
Your pony is happy.
Stroke your pony.
Your pony is sappy.
Squeal at your pony.
Your pony is sticky.
Wash your pony.
That was a quickie.
So who is your pony?
Mine's Scootaloo.
By: Palm Palette
Nervous smiles,
Soft breaths,
Playful nuzzles,
Heartbeats in chests
Loving gestures,
Tentative hooves
Movements rough,
and movements smooth
A ruffled mane, and a bitten lip
A gentle kiss, a playful nip
A smile to encourage, a nod to carry on
Soft breaths again, until the lovers are far gone
A whimper of delight,
A stroking hoof's search
Crackling firelight,
An overwhelming urge
Holding close
Loving touch
Fire is burning
it is not quite enough
So time is slow
And breaths are fast
For she has found
Her love at last
A passionate lick
A whimper in response
For love is now found
Though love was once lost
So as indigo eyes
meet those of her other
She brushes a strand
of pink hair from her lover
For though she once lost
Now she has found it
Her love, her kindness,
Her generosity rebounded
Tightened muscles
A cry of delight
Finally complete,
Her true love holds her tight.
By: CalculusFilly
There was this young filly named Dashie,
Whose composure was often bold and flashy,
Speaking of which,
She had quite the itch,
To see her idols live and in color.
The desired day came,
And with all their glory and fame,
The Wonderbolts came to her strutting.
It was such a bliss,
When first with a kiss,
They then started the rutting.
Dashie screamed in delight,
As Spits squeezed her ass tight,
And Soarin' gave her a neat nutting.
So deep his shaft went,
When over the bench she was bent,
It almost felt like a gutting.
The very morning after,
One could hear triumphant laughter,
Because of the letter she got,
Dashie now was a hot-shot.
So now when they reach the end of the show,
When all the spotlights lose their glow,
The after-show-party begins.
By: Kinetic Heat
Cadance and Shining lying together
Fearlessly innovating among the nethers
Shining unsure, but willing to please
Does as ordered, gets on his knees.
There's a bit of a zap, bit of a hiss
Shining discovers something amiss
Cadance grins, beckons come-hither-to-me
That's it honey, give me the V!
By: totallynotabrony
Inspired by: Anonymous Assassin
Celestia’s cream \
Sunshine futa gives everypony \
The Vitamin D \
By: totallynotabrony
My sweet cunt, tis of thee
Sweet mound of ecstasy
Of thee I sing
Mound where my boner slides
Mound where my stallion’s pride
Penetrates deep inside
Let’s start ramming
My eager mare cunt, thee
Rammed in the Everfree
Thy moans I love
I love thy hocks and heels
Orifices so filled
My heart with rapture thrills
As in I shove
Let’s get thee on thy knees
And with thy mouth, shall please
Expanded dong
Let eager tongues awake
Of that sweet bliss, partake
Fat cocks, thy jaws intake
Thy mouth, mine schlong.
Our glorious rod, to thee
Author of ecstasy
Worship this wang
Long may thy cunt be tight
Snug fit for dicks, despite
My ardent ramming might
Marathon bang.
By: Mally
A farmer’s life is full of buckin’
Buckin’ trees til bushel’s filled
Buckin’ hard til seed’s spilled
Buckin’ hips til mare’s’re thrilled
Buckin’ fast til need’s fulfilled
Buckin’ all day
Buckin’ erry day
Buckin’ ev’ry which way
Buckin’ for work and
Buckin’ for play
Buckin’ til the cows come home
Buckin’ in groups or
Buckin’ alone
A farmer’s job is never done
Apple, buckin’ for everyone.
By: Mally
Down on the rock farm this Hearth’s Warming Night
The Pies and the Apples had gathered together
To enjoy the traditions of this season of light
Warmed by the fire in spite of the weather
The last game of the night was a present hunt
Hidden throughout by both families with care
So they ran through the house from the back to the front
Except for two ponies who went up the stairs
Marble took Big Mac up into her room
Pulled him to the bed, there was no need to talk
Then Big Mac gave her the present she wanted
And just like she’d hoped, it was hard as a rock
By: Littlecolt
I donned my best attire,
For a trip to an empire,
A land where crystals did gleam.
So I boarded the train,
Just after baggage claim,
Only leaving a trail of steam.
The town was a sight,
But I had plans for the night.
And so I arrived at the castle
Once I met her eyes,
To much my surprise,
I admit I was feeling bashful.
The Princess was fine,
With her I would dine,
Upon a delicate feast.
And so she put on a show
And little did I know,
That I would show her my beast.
Once the evening had died,
'A Good Night' she implied,
And I thought my evening was done.
But, I went up to her room,
And consummated my doom.
Time flies when you're having fun.
She laid in her bed,
And I swore that she said
That he's in for a great surprise.
So I quickly left,
Knowing I had been deft,
And to never make a reprise.
And so a day came by,
I thought I might die,
When I heard the royal news.
A new baby would come,
But Cadance acted dumb.
And Shining took to the booze.
By: Flutterpriest
Once while shooting his skeet
Pony Joe saw a mare in the street
He waved hello
By: Salted Pingas
There once was a ma-re
Who had such nice ha-ir
Flowing from he-re to the-re
She winked at me we-ll
Which I did find swe-ll
Then into bed we fe-ll
I mounted her twi-ce
Which was quite ni-ce
So I did make it thri-ce
When did come the mo-rn
She did eye me with sco-rn
And realized she’d a child unbo-rn
She yelled like a shr-ew:
“Ye dumb ol’ lout, y-ou!”
So left her to rejoin me cr-ew
By: Salted Pingas
A fair mare her species abandoned
To date instead a human: Brandon.
His penis was only
Half that of a pony,
But she let him stick his whole hand in.
By: Super Trampoline
Three little fillies awoke one fine day,
On all of their minds there was one word: play.
The first one, White, left her sister’s boutique.
The next, Yellow, left her family farm.
The last one, Orange, left from Yellow’s barn.
Three little fillies went into the Town.
White then wondered why Orange wore a frown.
Orange was embarrassed and would not talk,
So white asked Yellow why she was upset,
Then Yellow looked around and said, “Not yet.”
Three little fillies came upon a tent,
Orange then turned red, and inside she went.
A sign outside read, “Get your ‘toys’ right here!”
White got excited and moved to go in,
Yellow stopped White with a hoof and a grin.
Two little fillies watched the third come out.
Orange had a bag, bridle, and a pout.
Yellow took the bag, then grinned ear to ear,
“To the Town Square!” Yellow said quite loudly.
Her two friends followed, Orange not proudly.
Three little fillies stood in the Town Square.
Orange, on the fountain, attracted stares.
“Head down, butt up,” Yellow said to Orange.
Orange did so, much to White’s confusion,
Who thought her friends had some strange collusion.
Three little fillies gathered a large crowd.
Orange, in kinky gear, had her head bowed.
Yellow raised a hoof, then brought it down hard.
Orange yelped through the bit, her left cheek raw.
Her friend’s butt red, Yellow shouted “Yee-haw!”
Two little fillies performed some lewd acts,
With vigor, Yellow assaulted that ass.
Yellow searched the bag and pulled out a toy.
The toy was thick, lengthy, studded, and black.
With a sob, Orange’s front legs went slack.
One little filly looked on in horror.
Yellow put lube on the monstrous borer,
Orange’s back legs began to shiver.
The bit was bitten in pain and pleasure,
The dildo buried real deep like treasure.
One little filly came right on the spot,
Yellow was proud of the toy she had bought.
Orange, fully spent, collapsed to the ground.
White asked Yellow, “What the heck was that for?!”
“Was a shit lover, I made her a whore.”
Two little fillies had tried to make love,
Which was a thing Orange knew nothing of.
She sucked in the sack, and not the good kind,
Yellow got mad, called Orange a wuss
‘Cause Orange refused to eat out her puss.
By: MonolithiuM
"Get rekt," said Gilda, pompus and full of blow
Her secret love could not know
Fluttershy had captured her gaze
Gilda couldn't get the thought to go
"You get rekt," Flutters replied
A new resolve in her eyes
Iron Will had taught her well
A new confidence in her mind
"Fuck me," pleaded Gilda on her back
Fluttershy on the attack
Gilda unbelieving in her luck
Until her face hit with a smack
No time to rest, no time to mend
Gilda squawking like a hen
"Get rekt," whispered Fluttershy
Forcing her entire foreleg in
By: totallynotabrony
