Chapter 1
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You lived a simple life. Wake up, work on the farm, have a little fun, sleep, and the cycle would repeat itself day after day. A simple and enjoyable existence that was interrupted by a message from THE Celestia herself. Why would she need to see you?
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Earth ponies were wardens of nature, pillars of communities and protectors at heart. It wasn’t strange to correlate the stability and success of a farm or small city with the presence, or lack thereof, of earth ponies.
While not as glamorous, dazzling and showy as the pegasi or unicorns that could soar to the sky and use all kinds of magics and spells, the earth ponies instead had a very reduced amount of spells they could call upon, which they could wield with extreme skill and to great effect. Like making plants grow, increasing their yield and keeping them healthy, or their simplest yet most important feature: their physical strength.
For an earth pony, lifting boulders, pulling wagons or toiling day in and day out without feeling exhausted was as simple as breathing, and it was one of their most emblematic abilities.
Trying to outrun, out punch or out lift an earth pony was a fool's errand, unless you were a very powerful sorcerer, or you picked a foal to face against, and even then, some were still really exceptional.
You were born to such a race. Since you were a young foal, you helped in the family farm, learning the value of the land and how important it was to keep the balance between nature and ponykind. Starting to work since you could walk, or so your father liked to boast to every other farmer when there was any harvest festival.
That wasn’t something you remembered, but you knew you loved working, and eating as well!
So, you grew, and grew, and GREW some more, until even the tallest of ponies had to look up to you, making your size one of your most distinctive features.
You weren’t the brightest or the most special pony around, and the best thing you could put to your name was the untold hours you put into helping at the farms, not only your families, but whoever could need you could call upon your help.
If there was a load too heavy to carry, a drought that was threatening the crops, or a wild beast was causing issues, everyone knew they could call upon your help.
Which is why you were so surprised when the pegasi messenger came to the farm, bearing a message from Princess Celestia herself, summoning you to her castle.
There was little explanation beyond the summon itself, without any description or clue as to why you had to go there, just that you had to as soon as you could.
Your family was happy, thinking it was a great opportunity, and that you were being called to be given an award for all the help you have given to everyone in the city of Ponyville. You were not so sure if it was for something like that, because if that was the case, many other ponies would have been summoned through the years to be given such honor, and this was the first time, to your limited knowledge about history, that such a thing happened.
The letter didn’t give an estimate of how long you would be there, or for what to be prepared, so you weren't sure how many clothes to pack, or even WHAT to pack.
Deciding to err on the side of caution, but choosing to not go overboard, you start looking for enough clothes for a week.
Rummaging through your clothes, you find a few pairs of serviceable clothes that had served you well enough, at least since your mom refitted them for you, because you were still growing from time to time, and it was hard to chose clothes when you had to keep in mind that they would need to be replaced in a year or so.
Sighing, you started to think about the kind of clothes that you would be taking with you.
Deciding, once again, to simply go for the 'better have it and not need it' angle, you carefully put the formal suit inside your bag and put it beside your bed to make sure you didn't forget about it in the morning.
Nodding to yourself, you went to the farm to finish up on as much as you could to make sure the tasks that were meant to be done by you didn't end up being dumped on your family.
Specially considering that there was a system build around the fact that you could simply lift most things with ease for planting and harvesting to be done quickly.
Or the wrangling of the oxen the family still kept around after lending most of them to other farms when you started doing the work of most of them.
Huh, this was going to be a little complicated.
"STEEEEEEEEELYYYY!!!", a sudden very loud and very energetic scream almost had you jumping a full 5 feet in the air.
Turning around to see where it came from, even after you already knew WHO it was, you remembered that of course, if there was any news that were related to you, there was no chance that it would reach her, and that she would run as fast as her hooves could take her.
Bracing, more for her safety than for yours, you opened your arms, ready to receive her, you saw her arriving in the horizon, a smoke cloud signaling the speed and strength of her unstoppable charge as her amazing lungs let her keep screaming the whole way, even while running.
"Damn, Pinkie has either been practicing cardio, or she is really surprised by the letter", you muttered as you waited, watching her get closer and closer, sweat accumulating on your brow as you braced for impact!
You were familiar with the process, so, when the ballistic missile of happiness and sweetness that was your childhood friend was coming towards you at full throttle, you knew what to do.
Widening your stance, putting your hooves at shoulder height, lowering your core and arms extended to the sides, you waited.
When she got within jumping distance, she shot herself at you with all her strength, because of course she would, but you were used to this, even if in the past this tactic of hers ended with you on your back and her straddling you. The way she looked at you every time she managed to take you down was something that made you deeply uncomfortable, because she has been doing the same thing since you were both kids.
Not that the face she made each time you did manage to catch her was any better, though.
"HEYA! DIDYOUGETALETTERFROMPRINCESSCELESTIA HOWDIDITHAPPEN?! DIDYOUKNOWHER-", the minigun that was her mouth kept spouting for longer than most people were capable of, but you knew better than to try and stop her in any way, so you simply held her up, getting her close, so she could finish, in a more controlled way, to hug you.
Arm's going around your neck and holding fast, she dangled there for a second until you simply used your arms to hold her up, patiently waiting for her excitement to die before you could have a conversation.
"Haaaa, Haaaa, haaaa… Hello Steely!", after regaining her breath, she sweetly greeted you, a beaming smile on her face that the sweat and flush from her exertion only served to enhance, as if she didn't just try to rush you with a perfect football tackle.
"Howdy' Pinkie, always a pleasure to have you here. How many times do I have to tell you that trying to tackle people is dangerous?", you greeted back, a lopsided smile forming on your face as you tried, and failed, to try and look at her disapprovingly for her reckless actions.
Mostly because she was squeezing herself against you as hard as she could, her legs now trying to circle your torso as she enjoyed her perch, happily rubbing herself against you.
"But Steeeeelyyyyy, I only do it with you. It's not like you don't like catching a beautiful filly like me, right?", she batted her eyelashes at you, trying to charm you into letting her have her way.
You tried to keep up the slight scowl on your face for a bit more, but her wide smile was just too powerful, and no matter how strong you were, Pinkie just had a sway over you that was hard to overcome.
"Awwww, chucks. I can never stay mad at you, sweetie pie", you kissed her forehead and leaned down, trying to set her on the ground.
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"Erm, Pinkie? I don't mind the hugs, but I have some stuff I need to do. Pinkie", you tried to get her attention, but she went completely still, and you were feeling a bit worried that she might have actually hurt herself during her jump.
As gently as you could, you pried her from you, and finally got to see her face.
Blinking at the strangely intense look on her face, you decided to simply let her stay where she was, and to simply try to work around it. It wasn't like most of the things you needed to do couldn't be done even with someone being attached, you do.
You decided to have a little fun with her, she was the one that liked to get handy all the time and try to play it off as 'harmless fun between friends', and pushed her chest against you all the time, or sat on your lap, or kissed you on the mouth, or…
If you didn't have any reason to try and prank her back, reminding yourself that she had been teasing you for most of your lives surely did!!
You first looked around, not wanting to inadvertently do something in public that might create a big drama.
Like that time Pinkie sneaked into your room and your parents found you sleeping together, with you not knowing how she ended up there, considering your room had no windows, and the door had a lock.
You decided that getting personal with her behind was the most important thing to do first, so, while keeping her attached to you with one arm, you reached below, and noticed that, luckily for you, she was wearing a skirt, with no shorts below, which she almost never did, for some reason.
So, you got to feel her soft skin yielding to your touch, her firm ass feeling so soft to the touch that you couldn't believe it belonged to a real girl, the sensation of her flesh spilling between your fingers as you tightened your grip made you want to let her go and just sink your fingers as deeply as you could in her, but no matter how good it felt, you would never risk her safety for something like that.
But you were a smart guy, even if some ponies thought otherwise, so you didn't need to put her at risk to make the cake and eat it too.
You went to sit down, her legs loosening their hold on you when she felt a solid support below them, and with that, you had BOTH hands free to start caressing her, and getting to know her ass more intimately.
Sinking your hands into her behind and relishing on the way her breath started to wash over your neck as she tightened her hold on it, you started to rub and pull, spreading her now, thanks to your position, you had a front row seat of the way her ass deformed under your fingers, the fact that even with your size you could not completely encompass any of the huge cheeks, which just made you want to spread your hands as much as you could to see if you could.
"Uhhhh~", Pinkie started letting out a few interesting sounds, the increasingly intense feeling of your blood rushing south, your length hardening and starting to press against her nethers, a shudder running through her whole body, that was followed by her pushing herself even harder against you, burying her nose into your neck.
"Ya finally back to the land of the living?", you said distractedly, still focused on the task at hand.
"You are being bad Steely, you can't do that to a giIIIiiirrrl~", her voice hitched when you pulled her cheeks apart, her core pushing insistently against your now painfully hard erection, the needy way she pronounced your name sending a shock of electricity down your spine.
"I'm the bad one here? You want me to stop?", you took the chance to nibble on her exposed neck, enjoying the way she tried to shimmy away, but her desire to keep holding on to you made the movement completely ineffective.
"Nuuuuhuuuu", she once again nuzzled against your neck, rubbing herself up and down your body, her voice taking the characteristic whiny quality she would always use when she wanted something.
This wasn't necessarily the first time you both had gotten physical, after all, no matter how much you tried not to notice, Pinkie Pie was not a girl that would allow herself to be ignored, ever.
She finally separated a bit from you, letting you see her flushed expression, and the way her lips were softly parted, looking at you directly, her eyes hooded and teary looking up at you, almost crying for you to do something without saying anything.
Your mother raised you to be a lot of things, and none of them were to be a gentleman that left a lady waiting!
Taking a hand out of its important mission, you gently cradled the back of her head, your fingers threading through her soft hair and closing the distance, locking lips with her in an intense and chaste kiss, still softly testing the limits of what you could get away with, and for now you were content with simply enjoying the way her body melted against you, her hands moving to your chest and massaging it, which reminded you that your other hand was still hard at work making sure to remind every part of her ever plentiful pie.
"Why do you tease me so much~? A girl can only take so much, you know? It's not fair that you get to do this to me with no repercussion, you villain, you rascal, you enemy of woman!", she started to softly bat her hands against your chest, the strength that would normally put dent's into steel feeling like soft taps against your skin.
You laughed at her tantrum, hands still enjoying her behind as she kept putting at you, before you remembered the reason you were here, and why she came to you in the first place, "Ah, you wanted to ask me about the letter, right?", you stopped moving your hands, but kept them right where they were.
"Ah, right! Why did Princess Celestia send a letter to you?! Did you meet her in the past and never told me?! What kind of friend are you!!", she went back to her energetic self in the blink of an eye.
"Ah, I don't know, Pinkie. It took me by complete surprise, I thought I was dreaming or somethin' when the pegasi filly came out of the sky and dropped the letter in my lap, and went away without explaining nothing", you let her know everything that happened, not bothering to hide any detail.
"Ohhhh, maybe its a secret mission? Or maybe she wants to meet the super awesome, amazing, strong and handsome best friend of the incredible, fantastic, bombastic, frutifantastic and super smart Pinkie Pie!!", she threw her hands in the air as she finished doing her normal presentation of both of you in a single breath, her eyes sparkling in excitement.
"Maybe", you shrugged, unsure as her about the possible point of the summon, and now moving your hands deeper. The tips of your fingers teasing her covered womanhood, and feeling the heat and wetness radiating from it.
"Are you going to keep touching my butt?", she narrowed her eyes at you, her flush visible even through her pink coat.
Without missing a beat, you squeezed again, a smug smile on your face.