> The Rule of (Comedy) Law > by videomaster21XX > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The set up > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a rare sight for all four Princesses of Equestria to be in the same place, let alone the same room at the same time when there wasn’t a disaster to thwart, or some grand celebration underway. Though to one of the Princesses, the tallest and arguably oldest, it was still a matter of great importance. A moment that if proven fruitful, could lead to a new grand celebration. One she hoped against hope could be possible. “I’m still not sure about this…” Luna proclaimed as she looked over the tattered spellbook with concern. Twilight Sparkle was in the middle of studying every inch of its parchment, looking to take in even the smallest detail. Luna did not consider the newly titled “Alicorn of Magic’ to be careless, far from it, but she did have a tendency to get caught up in her love of learning new things and digging up buried magical secrets of the past. She feared this would be one time that’d cloud her judgment. “I am aware of the risks dear sister,” Celestia began, the very slight off-pitch in her voice being the only indication that she too was overwhelmed with the possibilities. “But we both know there is rarely any reward without risk.” “This is a risk that could prove most costly.” Luna whispered back. Her older sister frowned for but a moment, any other pony might have missed it. “I-I know but I must try.” She replied quietly, her strong and steadfast pose breaking ever so slightly. To the world, Celestia was their leader. A rock in the oncoming tide of all the dangers that rose against them. Normally in such a situation, surrounded by family, she’d let her true goofy self shine through. The mere fact she was still keeping her metaphorical mask on proved how serious, how desperate she was. “I’m sorry auntie…” Cadence soothed, interjecting herself into the conversation. “I knew you’ve always dreamed… I should have realized that my having Flurry Heart-” “You have nothing to apologize for.” Celestia stopped her, putting a wing around her niece. “My desire to be a mother… while it’s true the birth of your daughter reminded me of just how long I’ve… hoped for such a thing. I could never blame you or your husband for simply being parents. I-I’m sorry if I have made you feel guilty.” With a smile the two alicorns hugged each other with their wings before Twilight spoke up. “While I’d be lying if I said the mere knowledge of the existence of this parchment didn’t have me overjoyed to study this, it is not the only reason I feel we should go ahead with this plan.” She took a deep breath before giving each of the other three alicorns a grim look. “If this so-called ‘wish spell’ can indeed do anything, e-even what most ponies consider impossible…” She stole a single glance at her teacher with that. She hated the wince that briefly flashed upon the white alicorn’s face, but as much as it stung, it was true. While theoretically possible for Luna, having been trapped in what could be considered stasis for a thousand years, and Cadance and even herself, both other races of ponies before becoming alicorns. All of them had a chance of still being able to produce foals, but Celestia? It had either just been too long, or her power had grown too great. Whatever had caused it, it weighed upon the eldest alicorn heavily. “If it can do this, then it could potentially do anything. We must find out if that’s true, and if so, take the proper precautions. Come up with any countermeasure we can. With everything I’ve seen happen I feel we can not risk somepony like Chrysalis or Sombra getting a hold of it.” The others nodded in agreement, even Luna. She didn’t like it, but what Twilight said rang true. They had to know the full extent of this ritual’s power. Least some twisted soul used it for nightmares far beyond anything even she could conjure. It wouldn’t even have to be a powerful enemy. Why a mere mushroom farmer could use such a thing to declare his word law, and just go about having his way with any mare he fancied! The sheer horror! “No further objections?” None of the alicorns reacted. Twilight nodded. “Then it’s just about time. I’ve gone over this a dozen times. It should work. Once Luna, you and I have powered it up, simply step into the rune circle and state your wish. Cadence will be on hoof to help feed more power if required, and to help stop the spell if anything goes wrong.” “And she’s not the only one.” A new voice rang as two new ponies entered the room. A certain lilac unicorn mare, followed by an orange unicorn stallion. “We’ve placed the protective wards all around the room as requested. The same dampening magic we use to keep Flurry’s power in check.” Sunburst declared looking over a scroll as he did. “We’ve made sure that any possible magical expulsion should remain relatively contained in this room, while still allowing us to escape if necessary.” Starlight Glimmer added with a weary smile. “Thank you my student.” Twilight winked at her. “If you could stand by with Cadance to jump in if needed?” Starlight complied with a nod and took her place beside the pink alicorn. Sunburst went about making sure all magical containment artifacts were functioning correctly. With that the three princesses, minus Cadance, got to work. Said pink alicorn stepped a good distance back ready to leap into action at a moment’s notice, Starlight sticking by her side. Three horns lit up, feeding their energy into finely woven ropes of magic that snaked their way into the circle, which in turn began to pulse with energy almost immediately. “It’s working! It’s working!” Celestia cried, sounding almost like a little filly. Luna really hoped nothing went wrong. For her sister’s sake. “Alright I’m stepping in!” Celestia proclaimed as she did just that. The circle’s power was crackling wildly, it glowed beautifully. Celestia’s body soon joined in its shine. Despite it all Luna couldn’t stop herself from crying out: “Be cautious sister! Heed how the wish will be interpreted!” It was unclear if Celestia could even hear her, such was the hum of ancient magic in the room, the sheer force causing all her fur to stand on end. “I wish…” Celestia began barely able to contain herself. Imagines of a large family filled her mind. Dozens if not a hundred happy foals danced around in her imagination. “That for the first time in so so long, I will be the joyous reason for the happy birth of foals in Equestria!” The light from the spell flashed the second the last word left Celestia’s lips, all present had to shield their eyes or risk going blind. When Luna could see again, her sister was gone from the circle. A small white orb with her cutie mark floating in her place. It bounced around the air in an erratic pattern, its glow getting brighter and brighter. Once it began to bounce outside the limits of the circle did Luna realize it was not contained to such. “Twilight! Stop the spell immediately!” “I-I can’t!” She called back. “It doesn’t need my power anymore! It’s somehow sustaining itself! C-Cadance, Starlight quick! Contain that orb!” “Already t-trying!” Cadence cried, her horn awash with its power. Her blue magic surrounded the thing, but did little to stop its thrashing. It seemed to feed off it instead.  “T-The orb!” Starlight cried her magic fizzingly away from her shock. “It’s-” “I-It’s draining me!” Cadence interrupted, dropping down as she struggled. “I-I can’t-” “T-Twilight I’ll try to re-enforce the artifacts! Maybe we can still contain it!” The orb stopped dead still in the air as Starlight screamed, the sun cutie mark pointing toward the ceiling as if it saw something. With a sudden burst of power, it shot out of the circle, through the roof and into the night. Starlight and company could only stare as it happened. It was like their countermeasures for this hadn’t even existed! “SISTER!” Luna cried rushing toward the golf ball-sized hole that was the only sign of the orb ever being here. Panic barely had any time to set in though when there was an answer behind her. “Y-Yes? Luna? Sister, what happened?” All surprised eyes turned to see a very shaken and very different Celestia crawl her way out of some nearby boxes. “C-Celestia?” Twilight squeaked her eyes wide. “Yes Twilight it’s me. What happened? The spell must have failed, I doubt it meant to throw me across the room. I-I still feel dizzy…” “I… You might want to look in a mirror first.” “A mirror?” Celestia repeated, “why… wait my horn! I can’t focus any magic to cast the mirror spell! I-I can’t float one over from the wall either! No… No it’s worse! I can’t even feel the sun’s power anymore! Twilight what happened!?” “A-Allow me dear sister…” Though drained herself, a mirror spell was simple enough that even little foals could do it. The fact that her sister couldn’t feel her sun or do this was… troubling to say the least. With a soft glow of her horn a magical reflective surface appeared before Celestia. Revealing to her that not only had she shrunk to the size Luna had been after being freed from Nightmare moon, but much like Luna, Celestia’s mane was now a normal mane rather than the ethereal one they usually wore. What’s more it was solid pink again instead of the splash of colors it was supposed to be! Celestia stared at her reflection in shock, taking in her new form before spinning around in a panic, desperately hoping to catch a glimpse of her cutie mark rather than the blank white flank she now possessed. “W-what? Why am I like this? How does this grant my wish? Where is my magic!?” “I’m not sure!” Twilight exclaimed beginning to pace. “I don’t even know if it was granted or if this is a horrible side effect! What’s more, if you can’t feel the sun or your magic that means that orb we saw was probably just that! Most of your essence condensed into some ball of magic! Yet it left you here like this! Why?” “Orb!?” Celestia cried. “What orb? My magic was an orb? Is that what made that hole?” “Calm down both of you!” Cadence shouted firmly. “Right now we have to begin emergency preparations.” Celestia, though clearly distressed, nodded. “Y-Yes, while not being able to feel my sun is… terrifying, I am at least here and alive. I don’t feel sick or weak just… magicless.” “And Cadance is right.” Luna added, trying to keep her own worries in check. “The day will need to be raised soon, so Twilight and I will need to get ready. We must also make haste in figuring out where that orb went. I fear what horrible incidents it could cause…” Twilight lept into action. “Right! Starlight and I will work on figuring out the trajectory of the orb and see if we can estimate where it’ll land! I’ll leave the kingdom duties to you! Starlight let’s…Starlight?” “T-Twilight… these were the strongest warding spells I could find a-and it shot off like they weren’t even there… I-I failed.” Her head hung low. “Hey, Hey no we had no idea what could happen.” Twilight tried to speak in the most soothing voice she could. Her years comforting Spike aided her. “We… we did all we could, and now. Now we’re going to do all we can to get things under control.” Twilight didn’t get a chance to see how her words affected the mare. “W-we might need to make haste on that dear Twilight.” Luna spoke, her voice shaken. Twilight could feel the building fear in her tone. A knot began to form in her stomach. “W-why do you say that?” “The sun.” Luna said, her expression teetering close to panic. “I-I thought since my sister was in such a state, I should begin preparations of raising and lowering it but…” “But what?” Cadence spoke Twilight’s thoughts for her. “Aunt Luna please, what is happening?” “I-It’s like it’s blocking me!” She breathed, her horn sputtering with magic. To Twilight it appeared as if she was trying to form the magic, but just… couldn’t. “What do you mean it’s blocking you? How?” Twilight cried, firing up her own horn. She reached out and tried to once more grasp the celestial object as she had long ago during Tirek’s attack. However, no matter how hard she tried, it was like trying to pick up a ball somehow made of pure grease with the tips of your hooves. Just what was going on!? “I-I can’t either! How is this possible?” “M-My sun won’t listen?” Celestia asked slowly, her own voice breaking. This was her fault. She just wanted foals, and now… now something happened and she might just have doomed all of Equestria. All her ponies. “It’s like it refuses to move!” Luna cried out in frustration, another attempt failing. “But it’s the middle of the night! If we can’t raise the sun-” Cadence began. “Then the night will last forever.” Luna said with a bitter taste of disgust. To think at some point in her life she had said those words with glee. “Oh this is bad! This is so so bad! M-Maybe if all of us work together?” Twilight cried, trying not to pace around in a panic. “I-It’s worth a shot for you to try Twilight.” Starlight spoke rising from her slumped position. “Starlight?” “You work with Luna and Cadance and see what you can do. I will find where that orb went and return it myself.” She looked out toward the horizon on which the orb had vanished over. “You’re right, we did what we can, and I can worry about what went wrong later. Right now-” “-we have to find that orb.” Twilight finished for her student as she came to stand beside her. With an encouraging smile she put a wing over the nervous mare. Starlight said nothing, but returned the smile. They risked only a moment like this before Twilight trotted back toward the other princesses to help solve the sun problem. Meanwhile, she’d find where the orb went and go get it back. Hopefully, she found it before anypony else. Especially if it had Celestia’s power trapped in it. “I don’t know if anything is listening out there.” Starlight whispered, “But please grant me this one thing. If I don’t find that orb first. Please make sure it doesn’t fall into the hooves of some creature of horrible make…” > The poor unfortunate soul > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Ah ha!” A jet-black unicorn stallion cried as his magic wrapped around the hen he’d been trying to track down for the last two hours. Said chicken clucked in surprise, thrashing about before she got a good look at her captor, recognizing him, she gave a happier cluck. “Cluckarina do you have any idea how worried Fluttershy is over you?” “Cluck cluck?” He didn’t actually know what she said, being he was a pony and she a chicken, but he could guess. “Yeah, very worried! She thought a timberwolf had gotten you! Hasn’t she told you not to wander out on your little ‘adventures’ when it’s night?” The hen dropped her head. “Cluck.” “Right, well come on, let’s get back to her cottage and show her you’re alright.” With that the unicorn placed her gently on his back. “Cluck cluck, cluck!” Cluckarina proclaimed with what the stallion could only guess was a smile. It was hard to tell with a beak. “Thank Celestia you’re alright.” He proclaimed looking weary at the foreboding Everfree forest. Normally he’d never step out here at such a late hour, but he’d bumped into Fluttershy while walking home. For once she was too distraught to be shy as she quickly filled him in on the hen’s disappearance and her own worries. What else could he do but help look? Evening Storm, for that was his name, was simply happy that ponies would even accept his help. Given his history of ‘wild’ magic, most ponies in both his hometown, and in Canterlot tended to treat him as if he was cursed. Then again with his magic maybe he was. All that changed when he moved to be Princess Twilight's student. Ponyville had been different from any other place he'd ever known. Here he felt he actually had friends! He even dared hope he might find a marefriend one day and maybe be able to father-  He shook his head. Not the time. He had to get this hen home to Fluttershy. Trying to squash any thoughts of earning brownie points with her. She was a beautiful mare to be certain but he only really knew her through Twilight. Though while he was ‘technically’ a new student of hers, he often wondered if she found him more to be a science experiment. Such was the fascination she had with his rather ‘offbeat’ magic. Maybe it was that fact though that let Fluttershy trust him? The fact that she knew her friend Twilight trusted him? Well he wasn’t about to let her down! “Come on, I’ll make sure nothing…" Something above shimmered. "What is that?” He asked looking up into the sky. Far higher than he could figure, was a glowing… star? Well it looked like a shooting star, except it was different somehow. He couldn’t quite put his hoof on it, but there was something strange about thi-  Wait did it just change direction? He was fairly certain shooting stars couldn’t do that! It did though! It had changed directions! Changed directions to charge directly at him! His mouth opened to shout his surprise when the orb seemed to increase speed and flew right at his head. Only to go straight into his open mouth and down his throat. With a start he immediately began coughing, trying to throw it back up and out. It was only after he sat there hacking and wheezing for several minutes that he realized two things. One, he wasn’t dead. By all fairness that thing should have killed him at the speed it was going, not to mention the fact he apparently swallowed it. By all accounts, he should be dead, yet here he stood alive and seemingly perfectly fine. Now that he was calming down he found he wasn’t even having that hard a time breathing! Two, he didn’t know how exactly, but he had somehow managed to get a look at it before it went inside him. It was much less a star, than it was an orb with a sun painted on it? It almost looked like Princess Celestia’s cutie mark in a way. “Cluck! Bawk Bawk Cluck!” Cluckarina was screaming and jumping on him wildly. Distressed by something. His health maybe? “I-I’m fine… I think.” He said, trying to get his bearings. Something bad had just happened. That part was very clear, but what beyond the gates of Tartarus was this!? He didn’t have much time to think about it though as Cluckarina’s panicked cries hadn’t died down. In fact she seemed to be getting only more aggravated as she wildly flapped her wings. A low growl from behind them suddenly made why she was so frantic click into place. With a growing sense of dread he slowly turned around to see a timberwolf eying both him and his chicken friend with wild hunger. “N-Nice Timberwolf…” Evening rambled as he tried to back away. Somehow he managed to keep enough wits about him to focus some magic, his horn sparking with faint fire. He wasn’t confident he could do much with his unreliable magic, but it was still worth a try. Damn it why? Why was this happening? First something just shot into his stomach, and now he was about to end up in something else’s stomach. Not a good end to the evening. The timberwolf took another menacing step forward, ready to strike when Evening felt something well up from inside him. It was a pressure not unlike when he used magic, but much MUCH more intense. The small bit of fire magic he had collected in his horn began to warp and expand. The feeling grew and grew in his throat before- HICCUP!  He barely noticed Cluckarina jumping off him before a powerful blast of magic exploded from his horn. It wrapped around Cluckarina, causing her to grow several sizes larger, till she was twice the size of Big Mac! That would be weird enough if it wasn't for the fact his magic also weaved itself around the Timberwolf, obscuring it behind a wall of magical sparkles before fading away to reveal. A small brown hen?! He could do nothing but sit there staring at the both angry and terrified new brown chicken as it screamed and ran in a circle. Somehow he, a failure at most magic, had managed to cast a transformation spell on a Timberwolf. Turning it into a fowl. Meanwhile Cluckarina was enjoying her new size as she squawked at some other Timberwolves he hadn’t even noticed. Seems both the now giant sized chicken and the fact he’d just turned one of them into poultry was enough to send them whimpering away. Evening merely sat in dismay at the chaos around him. “I feel my life is about to get complicated again…” He sighed before picking up the former timberwolf with his magic and calling for Cluckarina to follow him. Much as he didn't much care for the former Timberwolf wanting to eat him. He just couldn't leave it here to be eaten by its former pack mates. When in doubt, do what you can, and the first thing he needed to do was to get these chickens to Fluttershy. * * * “Angel Bunny settle down! You know we don’t have any girl bunnies around here, I’m sorry but you’ll just have to deal with it!” Fluttershy scolded the little white rabbit who angrily hopped off to perch himself on the arm of a chair with his paws crossed. “I’m sorry it’s mating season, and even though bunnies don’t really have that, Angel seems jealous and a bit… Eager for something I can’t fix.” She blushed before giving a polite cough and turning her attention back to Evening. “Now as I was saying before.” Her voice moved from calm to a surprisingly high-pitched screech. “I’m sorry this chicken was a what?!” She cried. It was likely the absurdity of the situation that let her hold off her normal shyness for so long. Not that he could blame her. What he was saying sounded insane even to him! “I-I know that should be impossible, even for my wacky magic!” Evening exclaimed as he tried to share a space inside with Cluckarina right next to him, squishing him into the wall. How they even got her inside was a mystery. “Timberwolves being of Everfree magic are usually heavily resistant to any spells, especially transformation but well Cluckarina here will back me up.” “CLUCK CLUCK!” The hen bellowed, nodding its head. Angel bunny covered his ears in irritation. “Oh my, I might not have believed it if it wasn’t for Cluckarina here and um. Well other things.” She didn’t say it but Evening knew what she was hinting at. Ponyville was different, sure, but ponies still knew the reputation of what his magic could and usually did do. “And you say some… orb went down your throat? That sounds dangerous!” “I agree, I want to see Twilight as soon as possible.” “Yes we should leave for Canterlot as soon as it’s light out. Um I suppose you can sleep out here in the living room i-if that’s okay with you j-just please don’t leave the room unless it’s to the bathroom…” There was the meekness of the mare. Again not that he could blame her. Student of Twilight or not, he was a stallion and her a mare. Of course she’d be wary. “Oh that isn’t necessary, I can make it back home.” He looked out the window into the darkness. I hope. She must have seen the look on his face. “Oh no no, I simply couldn’t send you out after helping me save Cluckarina! P-Please stay here and we’ll head out in the morning.” Evening knew his presence would stress her out a bit, but he had to admit that walking back home after the Timberwolf attack didn’t sound nice. They’d never come near Fluttershy’s cottage but beyond that… He shuddered at the thought.  Still, Fluttershy had more than enough animals like bears guarding the perimeter of her home. Nothing like that would get close, so he could try and calm down.  Well unless the one he turned into a hen changed back suddenly. It was a girl right? Well it didn’t look like a rooster so he was pretty sure it was a hen. Was it even a female to start? Blah, too much to worry about now. Besides, when he transformed something it never changed back until at least a day or two passed by, without him trying to reverse it. So the hen should remain a hen for a while. He really hoped this wasn't the one time that wasn't true. “T-Then if you really don’t mind I’ll take you up on that.” He squeaked, casting a nervous glance at the room they’d locked the new hen in. He hoped it was strong enough to contain a timberwolf. Fluttershy, for her part, seemed to breathe a sigh of relief at his words while Angel simply did an ‘I’m watching you’ gesture toward him. He hoped that little terror didn’t end up keeping him awake all night. Fluttershy opened her mouth. “Um, just one thing if you could?” Evening’s eyebrow raised. Another request? What could this one be? “Um, while I know she doesn’t mind, I don’t actually have the food to feed a hen as big as Cluckarina here. I know it’s hard but could you maybe… make her small again?” Oh right that made sense. “Um I think I can manage that?” He looked at the hen. “I’m sorry Cluckarina, but I do think it’s best.” Cluckarina did look disappointed, but she solemnly nodded her head. Her animals really did respect Fluttershy’s wishes. “Okay… just hold still.” He gently and slowly collected magic in his horn, hoping to at least undo the growth spell he hadn’t meant to cast on her. Magic didn’t really like to do as he wished, but he could usually at least return things he changed to normal. However this time he felt that pressure build up inside of him again. A shearing heat unfamiliar to his normal magic. Too late he realized it was using his horn to channel itself. “W-wait everypony take cover!” He just managed to shout before his horn shot off another shockwave of energy through the living room, causing his vision to blur. When he could see again he realized he wasn’t being pressed against the wall anymore. Though there was still a rather large mass beside him. Instead of a giant white chicken, there was now a normal-sized cow? ‘W-What? Cluckarina where did you go!?” He cried trying to see if the hen was somewhere around the cow. Instead, the cow answered. “Moo…cluck?” He stopped and stared. No. No he did not. “Cluckarina?” “Moo bwak!” The cow somehow managed to belt out. Evening felt another headache coming on. “Wait really?” Fluttershy exclaimed at the cow in her living room. “Is that really you in there Cluckarina?” This time the cow nodded to answer. Guess being turned into a cow didn’t suddenly give a former chicken the ability to talk. “W-well not exactly what I had in mind but I suppose this will work for now.” Fluttershy spoke softly. Was that amusement in her tone? “I-I’m sorry…” Evening sighed, his head drooping. He couldn’t even get that right. “Oh no no! Please don’t feel bad!” Fluttershy quickly cooed trying to lighten the situation. “You made her smaller at any rate. It might be interesting for her to try some foods chickens wouldn’t normally eat. Doesn’t that sound fun Cluckarina?” “Moo!” The cow cried. Huh seems she was getting the hang of mooing instead of trying to cluck. “At any rate, let’s be happy it just did that.” Fluttershy said as she also looked around. “When your magic went everywhere I thought something might have gone wrong, well I mean I guess in a way it did, but having Cluckarina a cow isn’t so bad. I was worried the Timberwolf would change back, oh she hadn’t by the way. We’d have heard her, and the animals would be going crazy right now as well, but everything seems to b- Angel will you please stop that!” Evening had just been surprised to hear Fluttershy speaking so much that he hadn't realized her little rabbit had begun to tug on her mane. “I told you I can’t get any girl bunnies right now! Especially not this late!” The bunny tapped his foot and angrily waved his paw at both her and Evening. The mares face went red. “I-I’m not- I don’t know what you are talking about!” She cried her wings shooting out. “How could you even say that?” More angry bunny chitter. “I don’t dream about-” She coughed. “Ugh I wish you were in my position then you’d… wait are you glowing Angel?” Indeed the little bunny seemed to be glowing with a faint, yet building green aura. The problem was, he wasn’t the only one in the room doing so. “Uh, it’s not just him!” Evening quickly added. Crap! Crap! Crap! What did he do now!? Was this even him? What was happening!? “Oh!” Fluttershy exclaimed looking at her glowing hoof. “That’s odd this reminds me of that time Angel and I drank Zecora’s po-” Before she could finish her body seemed to shift across the room to where Angel was sitting, his body doing the same in reverse. Before Evening could blink they were both sitting in the spot the other was. The Fluttershy in Angel Bunny’s place falling off the chair arm he had been sitting on. “OOF! What the? Oh not again! Why did we swap bodies!?” Fluttershy demanded sitting up. Rubbing her head she turned her gaze to Evening. “You! Is this your doing? How dare you!” “I-I’m sorry!” He cried, desperately trying to figure out how he was going to fix this. “I didn’t mean to!” “Oh really? You didn’t mean to swap my body into a grown pony mare’s? I’d never have guessed!” Fluttershy scoffed with a roll of her eyes. “It’s bad enough I’ve needed at least just one female bunny to keep me company during these trying times, now I’m stuck in a body that’s probably more strained for sex than even I…” Angelshy, for that was the best way Evening could think of her, trailed off mid-sentence to give a smug, mischievous look toward the rabbit that was her former form. “Hey Fluttershy, what was that about wishing I was in your position? Looks like I am now!” She said in a singsong matter, doing her best to collect herself as she trotted around the small white bunny. “Mmm, I can’t have a female bunny, but as a beautiful sexy mare, perhaps I can lure in the services of a nice big stallion.” With that she brushed her body against Evening’s causing his brain to short out for the second time that night. This was NOT happening. Angelshy trotted back toward his former body, looking back at Evening and giving a wink followed by the most inviting look he’d ever gotten from a mare before. Flutterbun squeaked in blushful protest, but was too small and timid to do much. It was ironic in a way. Fluttershy was far more a bunny than Angel had ever been, and Angel was doing far too good a job at looking sexy in Fluttershy's body. Evening was struggling to keep his body from responding. Cluckarina for her part simply laid down to watch with mild amusement. “H-Hey now what are you talking about? You’re a male, uh formerly a rabbit. I mean this is weird right?” Evening stuttered as he backed up. “Do I look like a male right now?” Angelshy cooed as she wiggled her butt at him. “I think I’m a mare. A sexy mare too shy to realize just how sexy she is to the boys.” Every word she spoke was low and sultry. Oozing with desire. It was crazy how good a seductress Angel was in that body! “Hey Evee.” She winked using his nickname. He'd never admit it out loud, but that always got him all hot and bothered when a mare said it. “A gift for you.” She lifted her tail, showing off her beautiful puffy pink pussy. Now Evening knew this was likely just Angelshy messing with him. He knew that deep inside that sexy little mare body was a little terror of a rabbit. One that had messed with him time and time again since meeting them. Yet seeing such a sexy mare act like this and lift her tail invitingly like that? Yeah his body didn’t care who was in the driver seat as his dick practically shot out of its sheath to full attention. A dick Angelshy actually whistled at. “Oh wow for a unicorn you aren’t too bad aren’t you?” She shrugged. “At least I assume. Not like I’ve seen many but it’d certainly help fill this need.” She grinned walking backward toward him, her gaze changing back to stare at her bunny owner. “How about it Fluttershy? Want to watch as I use your body to seduce this fine specimen of unicorn? Maybe I’ll fill your womb up again and again with his seed until you’re carrying a little foal of your own. I bet you’d like that huh? You’re like a mother to many of us anyway, so why not an actual colt or filly of your own?” Evening for his part was still trying to back away from the crazy imposter Fluttershy as he tried to give a pleading glance at the bunny that Fluttershy now was. Wait, was she.. Excited? No that can’t be right, she was just shy right? That’s her name Fluttershy. She couldn’t actually be getting turned on by all this right? “Ha! Look at you! I bet you’re feeling it aren’t you?” Angelshy taunted as she continued to back up, no longer paying attention to Evening. “How’s it feel? Stuffy? Painful? Like you want to explode? Well how do you think I felt? It doesn’t matter if rabbits don’t go into heat, we feel the need all the time! If you’d just find me one or two girl rabbits, I could-” She stopped as a series of events played out. Events she really should have predicted. For eventually Evening ran out of space in the living room to back up, his butt pushing up against the wall. Stunned he wasn’t able to voice any warning as Angelshy continued to back up right into him. It was their bodies meeting that caused her to cut off. And then, it got worse. Startled, she jerked backward even faster, for some reason not thinking to pull forward instead. This of course caused her to slide her slender, and now fully aroused body directly under Evening’s own. Her pussy against all odds lined up perfectly with his rock-hard member, letting it sink fully inside her. The sensation made her eyes go incredibly wide as a rather lewd ‘eep’ escaped from her lips. “GAh! E-Evening I was only trying to tease her! We weren’t actually… G-Get off me!” She began to squirm which only made the situation worse, his dick able to feel her very warm and tight tunnel hugging it. “Y-You backed into me!” He managed to croak out, trying to keep his head held high enough that it wasn’t resting against hers. Wow, she smelled nice. Gah! This was Angel! Not Fluttershy!  That thought did little to calm him. Her scent was intoxicating. “I-I know but get OFF.” She cried again, her breathing slowly starting to pick up. Was she… was she enjoying the feeling of his dick inside her? “I can’t move! You need to go forward!” Oh heavens this felt soooo good. If only she’d move back and forth, gah no! This was wrong! Oh so wrong! “R-right I knew that. Well let’s just…” She pulled forward a bit letting out another soft squeak as she did so. “Gah! Why is it so big? Why do I feel so full? Why couldn’t you just get off?!” I’m going to, but not in the way you mean if you keep talking like that! “J-Just hurry up and walk forward, then we’ll be free!” “Don’t tell me what to do!” She cried back, moving back to get in his face. This of course only caused her to let out a squeak as his dick went back up inside her. “Y-You brute!” She breathed, trying not to pant. Evening could only blink at her. “You did that too! Just walk forward and get out from under me!” “I know! I know! Don’t rush me!” She cried, her body shivering with each slow half an inch that left her as she inched forward at a painfully slow pace. The feeling of her inner walls rubbing against his cock was heavenly. He really needed her to hurry up and get him out of her before he lost his mind. Or his load. “Okay just a bit… bit…” Finally he could feel his tip nearing her exit. Soon they’d be free and could just pretend this didn’t- “Uh w-whoa slippery!” She cried, seemingly stepping on something that caused her body to rocket back the way it came, shoving his dick right back into her straight up to the hilt. This time Angelshy didn't bother keeping her moan from escaping. She was enjoying this! “F-Flutter… I mean Angelshy?” He said the nickname he made for her without thinking. “Y-You’re still…” “I know!” She cried, not seeming to notice or care about the name he gave her. “I just…why does it feel so good?” With that her body moved forward, much faster this time, only to slam against him before he could pull out again. Gradually she began to repeat this faster and faster. “O-Oh yes! Oh it feels so nice! W-what’s happening to me? Why am I? Oh please help me! I’m doing all the work!” Moan after terribly erotic moan began to flow freely from her lips as she proceeded, the sounds sending shivers down his spine, and straight to his dick. His body betraying him he felt his hips push forward upon her next jab backward, allowing him to really ram into her. The effect was overwhelming, both of them moaning out as one. He was inside Fluttershy! He was fucking Fluttershy! The sensation, the feeling! At some point he found himself licking her neck, smelling it, kissing it. He needed her, he wanted her. He had to make her his! Had to claim her! It didn’t matter who was in the driver’s seat of that body! It was still Fluttershy’s body and she was just so damn sexy and cute! Angelshy didn’t seem to mind his sudden affections, and much to his surprise, she leaned up and began to lick his neck back, giving it kisses of her own. It was still Angel in there right? It was hard to believe, but even harder to believe that Fluttershy would let herself make those types of noises. Her moans were loud and wild, filling the entire cottage. It was animalistic in a way. He guessed it fit given the situation. Angelshy's brain was nearly mush. Sweat dripped from her body, her wings spread completely out as she tried to reach her climax. That wonderful forbidden prize of the female orgasm. To think she’d get to experience it for herself! Such a great body! Such a wonderful body to have! “I’m.. I’m going to… I can’t hold it! Oh Celestia I can’t hold it!” Evening cried as he felt that same heat from before begin to build inside of him. This time it just enhanced the sensations as every fiber of his being shot way past anything he’d ever known before. Only one thing echoed in his mind. BREED HER! It cried. BREED HER AND SPREAD JOY! “YES!” Angelshy cried back as if she was replying. “DO IT! FILL ME!” With one last groan he rammed himself into her as hard as he could before feeling pump after pump, wave after wave of his seed steadily flowing into her. The torrent seemed to go on forever. Each splurt felt heavenly. He could feel her body quake below him, her juices drowning his dick as they pooled below them. He had no idea how much foal batter he’d pumped into her, but it seemed to take its toll on her. Her stomach full and bloated, making it appear as if she was already heavy with his foals. The sight of it made him hard all over again. If only... Her body fell, taking him with it as he laid atop her, still buried deep inside her snatch. She didn’t seem to mind though. Instead she lay there giving off small pleasure-filled coos as her legs and wings twitched. Feeling lightheaded from the recent activity, he couldn’t stop himself from leaning down and kissing her on her lips. Again to his surprise she eagerly kissed back, a hunger in her voice. With one last murmur of satisfaction, the cute mare underneath him drifted off to sleep. He could only lay there on top of her letting his dick slowly recede back into this sheath, and out of her snatch ever so slowly. What he wouldn't do to see her and many more mares like this... He shook his head. This entire thing felt like a dream. He hadn’t really just lost his virginity to a small white rabbit in a grown mare’s body right? Then again this was him he was talking about. Weirdness stuck to him like glue. At some point he felt his body relax enough to slip into sleep with her. The last thing he recalled was a small white bunny looking flustered as it hopped into the bathroom… * * * He had no idea how many hours had elapsed before he woke back up. The small yellow mare was still snuggled against him, though her belly no longer looked bloated. Now she just looked like a normal sleeping mare. She was still so small, so warm. The thought of what they did made him poke back out. He should be careful or he’d end up buried deep in her wonderful hot little snatch again… “EEP! N-Not that I wouldn’t mind another run.” The pegasus squeaked, actually wiggling away from his slowly hardening member this time. “B-but I do think we should work on swapping me and Fluttershy b-back.” “R-right sorry.” He whispered getting up. By her words he had to assume that was still Angel Bunny in that body, but she was acting more like the real Fluttershy with her tone. Nearby the white bunny that had to still be Fluttershy just watched them with.. Jealousy? No that can’t be right. If anything she should be upset. Upset he just- Wait! He just had sex with Fluttershy while Angel was in her body! “O-Oh gosh! Fluttershy! I-I! I didn’t mean-” But said little bunny just placed a paw on him and shook his head. Fluttershy wasn't angry? Wait wasn’t Cluckarina a cow and in here as well? Looking at where he saw her last, she still sat there, wearing a smug expression as if asking him how he liked it. The look made him feel ashamed. How could he do this? He swaps their bodies and the first thing he does is have sex? Okay yes the situation was pretty weird and it seemed kinda like Angelshy really really wanted them to go all the way, but still. There had to be something else he could have done right? “We’ll worry about all that later.” Angelshy said, some of her actual personality shining through as she no longer spoke softly. “First thing’s first, let’s get you back in this body Fluttershy.” Evening shivered. “I-I can try but my magic…” “No need.” Angelshy interjected picking the small white bunny up and placing him on a nearby stool. “If this works anyway like it did last time, we should swap back after learning our ‘lesson’ as it is.” “Lesson?” The yellow pegasus nodded. “Yeah so um… look I’m sorry I took advantage of being in your body like that. It’s just as a rabbit, I kinda get those urges a lot and well you always tell me I should just hold on, but I’m not like you! And yes don’t give me that look!” She scolded as Flutterbun tried to avoid eye contact. “I know you get these desires a lot too, it’s just you’re better at controlling them. I’m not! I mean you see right? I know you want to have sex too right now!” Again Flutterbun tried to ignore it, but Evening could tell something rang true from the blush on the small bunny’s cheeks. “Just… just keep that in mind for the future okay?” Angelshy continued gently placing a hoof on Flutterbun’s shoulder. “Still that didn’t give me the right t-to do what I do and for that I’m sorry.” Flutterbun for his part seemed miffed at the situation. Was it because of what they did, or was he wishing he was able to have that kind of fun as well? Guess it did suck there were no female bunnies around. The bunny continued to seemingly mull it over before placing his own paw on the extended hoof. As they smiled, both began to glow again. “Alright, here we-” Their forms shifted, and soon Fluttershy stood awkwardly perched on the stool she had been standing on as a bunny. However next to her, a hoof still reaching up to hold her was… another Fluttershy!? “-go?” The other Fluttershy finished confused. “Wait why am I still big? Why can I still talk?” “I-I don’t know!” The Fluttershy on the stool exclaimed. They were nearly identical except for one major difference. The one that had been Angelshy had their coat shift from yellow to white, but otherwise remained the same. Same pink mane, same wings, same sexy mare body. “T-this isn’t right! Angelshy, for Evening had to guess that was still Angel Bunny inside there, cried as she began to look over her body, desperate to find that some part of it wasn’t a grown pony mare body. “Evening what did you do!?” “Me!?” He shot back before the words jammed in his throat. It was his spell last night that likely caused this, so yes it was likely something he ‘did’ though very obviously not on purpose. “I-I don’t even know why you swapped last night!” “I DON’T CARE!” The former bunny screamed. “Fix me now!” “Um are you sure about that Angel Bunny dear?” The real Fluttershy interjected walking between the two. “I know being… me is strange, but in the other room we have a hen that used to be a timberwolf. Maybe we wait for Twilight to help?” “Twilight!?” Angelshy cried. She wanted to point out how long that’d take, but what Fluttershy said about the Timberwolf crept deep into her brain. If they had that stallion try to change him back, he might end up as something far far worse. Besides, if she could remain a mare then maybe she could... again... Her cheeks reddened. She was NOT thinking about that. No way no how! “Fine Twilight it is, but I say we get ready to go soon! And not just when the sun is up.” “Uh Fluttershy?” This time it was Evening’s turn to interrupt. “Is that clock correct?” “Hmm why?” She asked fluttering over. Her eyes widened into saucers when she saw the displayed time. “A-Almost noon!? But it’s pitch black outside!” “What!?” Angelshy ran to the window and pulled back the curtain to reveal a black sky with a faintly glowing moon. “T-this is impossible!” “Could the clock be wrong after all?” “No!” Angelshy cried angrily. “I made sure Fluttershy checked all of them last night because she always puts it off! We fixed every slow clock we found and this one was right on time! No way it just stopped in one day! “Oh dear, so the time is right but something very wrong is happening.” Fluttershy looked out the window with worry. “I-I think I need to round up the girls and go to where Twilight is in Canterlot. I have a feeling we’ll be needed.” “A-Alright I guess I’ll bunker down in the castle and-” Evening didn’t get to finish. “Are you nuts!?” Angelshy screamed, glaring at him. “You said last night some weird orb went down your throat! You are absolutely going with us to see Twilight!” “Oh uh r-right.” How could he forget about that? Even now it must be wedged in his stomach. If it hadn’t been for all the craziness last night he would have gone to see a doctor or tried to send a note to Twilight, or something! It also just made sense the orb might have had something to do with the shenanigans last night. "Good." Angelshy said with a hoof stomp. "Now I know Fluttershy won't leave till everyone has their food, so let's hurry up, get that done and get out of here to the castle. I don't want to be in this body any longer than I have to!" The other two ponies nodded and got to work. Evening helping with what he could. Angelshy took to making sure they had everything for the trip they were about to take. She really hoped they got to Twilight soon. She wasn't sure she liked the thoughts that were popping up in her head...