> You Jelly?
>  by Shakespearicles
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> Love's Keen Sting
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The purple unicorn looked from the bow of the airship down at the beautiful, world-famous beaches of Thestralia's Gold Coast. "Shiny! Come look!" Twilight Sparkle called out to her brother. Shining Armor just shook his head and sat firmly in his seat, looking a little green around the gills and clutching a bucket. "Didn't you take your airsickness potion?" she asked. He nodded weakly. "You'll really feel a lot better if you focus on looking at the horizon." Shining begrudgingly set down the bucket and carefully shuffled across the deck to where she was standing at the bow.

"Here, hold me," she said. He held her waist with his hooves as she stepped up onto the bottom bar of the railing and stretched her hooves out to her sides. She looked in front of her and saw nothing but the open sky, and the land far below her. "It's like I'm flying! I'm flying Shiny!" Shining snickered. "What's so funny?"

"I'm just imagining how ridiculous you'd look with wings," he said. "Trying to learn how to fly."

"You don't think I could fly well?"

"Twi, I've seen you try to dance."

The intercom crackled, "Attention passengers, please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts as we prepare for our final descent. We will be landing in Brismane Thestralia in approximately ten minutes."





They dropped off their luggage at the hotel room and Twilight carried their beach bags with them to the shore. Shining carried the surf boards. They walked down the coastline a little ways. Shining quickened his pace in excitement. "I remember the last time I came here, the waves being really good at the end of the peninsula, over on the other side of these dunes!"

Twilight looked around the sand in mild concern. "Where is everypony?"

"The party doesn't start until after sunset. Thestralia is the homeland of the batponies, and they're mostly nocturnal. It's high noon out here right now. The bright sunlight hurts their eyes."

"Oh. Well, that makes sense."

"And it means we get the beach all to ourselves!" he added. They followed the simple path through the tufts of lyme-grass and crested the sand dunes. The beach on the other side was an isolated retreat, out of sight of the Brismane hotel and townscape. One could be forgiven for mistaking it for a deserted island. 

Twilight opened her bags and set out the blanket and pitched the umbrella. She checked their cooler. "Did you pack anything for lunch besides corndogs!?" 

"You know how much I love corndogs!" Shining pranced in place with his surfboard waiting impatiently. Twilight rolled her eyes and grabbed her surfboard. She followed after him trotting to the water. She noticed with some reticence that the waves were more than twice her height. 

"Um, I don't know..." she said. "These are a lot bigger than the waves we practiced on at Horseshoe Bay."

"It'll be fine," he assured her. "It's just like we practiced. You paddle on the board to get moving in front of the wave and then you just let it push you while you slide down the front like a snow sled."

The water was intimidating the way it roared as the waves crashed. "What if I wipe out?"

"Pro tip... try not to breathe underwater," he said.

"Wow, thanks," Twilight deadpanned.

"Come on!" Shining cheered at he trotted out into the water. "Surfs up, big kahuna!"

Twilight chewed her lip for a moment before she followed after him and paddled her board up beside his.

Shining took a deep breath, smelling the salty sea air. "You know... you could spend the whole day just sitting here like this, waiting for that one, perfect wave..." He reached over and held her hoof to keep them from drifting apart. "And it would not be a wasted day." 

Twilight felt his hoof in hers and smiled. She had to agree. "No, it would not." They both sat on their boards in the shallows, waiting for the right moment between swells. "Thank you for this, Shiny. This is a really nice way to spend our summer break before you go off to the academy in the fall."

"Yeah..." Shining didn't look to see it on her face, but he could hear it in her voice. That subtle, bittersweet melancholy that she knew he was going away. He knew it. He felt the same thing when she had moved out, into her dorm at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Limited as they knew it was, it made them cherish their time together all the more. He wasn't sure if he held her hoof tighter first, or if she did, but it didn't matter.

Shining craned his neck to look over the waves. "Oh? Here we go..." A pair of two big waves came in close together pushing a lot of water up onto the beach. "Here we go! Ride the undertow out!" They paddled their boards together and then turned as the last wave of the set started to rise. Twilight felt the back of her board lifting. "Up! Up!" Shining coached as the wave passed under him. Twilight got up onto her board and balanced herself. "WOOO!" Shining cheered, seeing the top of her horn before the wave grew taller. "Yeah Twilie! Go!"



Shredding the tube, it was like she and the wave were motionless in both time and space, and the only thing moving was the shore getting closer. The tube started to collapse behind her and she felt the cool rush of the air getting squeezed out past her. She cut her board to try to get a bit more speed down and off the wave. Her mind recited her training, Down and to the left... down and to the left... down and to the-

The crest caught the back of her mane and threw her off balance, sending her tumbling into the churning water. Twilight couldn't tell what was up or down. The dreaded washing machine.

Don't panic. The wave is going to throw you around. It's going to spin you. Shield your face from hitting the bottom. Don't try to swim, you'll just exhaust yourself. Just wait to float to the surface. 

Twilight remained calm. But then-

Twilight's submerged scream came out as muffled bubbles. Her hooves thrashed in a panic and she  luckily swam up before her breath ran out. "YEAAGGHHAAAAAHH!!!"

From behind the missed wave Shining could hear his sister shrieking. He swam after her quickly. If she was screaming, it meant she was breathing at least. Drowning ponies don't scream. Likely she had just gotten a fright from wiping out. A few encouraging words and she'd be...

Twilight galloped out of the water so fast she practically ran on top of it, and never stopped screaming. The water wasn't red, so it wasn't a shark attack, but still. He ran ashore after her as she flopped onto the blanket and writhed.

"Twilie! Are you okay? What's wrong!? Oh no..." Once he was close enough he could see the cause of her distress. Markings that looked like red lightning bolts ran along her thighs. It was unmistakably a jellyfish sting. "Ooh, that looks bad."

"Yeah, well, it feels worse!" She growled. "What do we do? You're the surfer. You know more about this than I do."

"Do you feel like your respiratory is failing?" he asked.

"What? No, I can breathe fine!"

"Okay, good. That rules out the important jellyfishes."

"Great. What about the sting?" she asked.

Shining rubbed the back of his mane with his hoof and blushed. "Well, there is that one thing we could do..."

The sudden realization washed over Twilight's face. "Shining, that is not the kind of watersports I came out here to do today!"

Shining threw his hooves up. "Twi, I don't know what else to tell you. There's no lifeguard. Do you see anypony else out here?"

"I know, but still..."

"Or you can just lay there and wait, but it could take a few hours or more for it to stop hurting." 

"Like... how much more?"

Shining shrugged. "A couple... weeks."

"Or..."

"Or I could..."

"Do that." Twilight grimaced at the thought of it, but mostly from the burning stinging. "I guess it's worth a shot."

"Wait, really?"

"Shining, my legs feel like they're on fire! I'm ready to try anything!"

"Um... okay. So do you want to just-" Twilight laid back on the blanket and spread her legs. "Twi!"

"It's mostly my inner thighs," she said, showing that indeed that was where the vast majority of the red lightning marks were. By some small miracle her nethers were spared.

"Okay... so I guess I'll just..." He stepped over her and straddled her torso with his hooves and looked off into the distance.

"..."

"..."

"Any time today, Shining!"

"I'm nervous!" He huffed and closed his eyes. "Just... be quiet so I can pretend you're not there."

"..."

Shining's expression twisted and strained for a long minute as he tried to focus. Twilight waited quietly and impatiently before the tip of his penis poked out of his sheath. A bit of his shaft followed and it drooped downward. She heard him sigh and a pale yellow stream came forth. The warm liquid splashed softly against the dock of her tail. She shifted herself forward slightly to get her thighs under it, finding that most of it was striking her marehood without moving. Twilight trembled, feeling similar to when she was likewise positioned under her bathtub tap.

"Sh- Shining!"

"Qu-quiet!" he tried to say as his voice trembled. 

Twilight had little room to move between the standing stallion's legs. Her clitoris involuntary winked into the stream, getting directly stimulated even harder. "Shining, it's... I need you to... just stop for a second!" 

"Can't stop," Shining grunted. "Once it starts it stays!"

Frustrated, Twilight reached under him and grasped his penis with her hoof to manually aim him.

"H-hey!" he stammered, but didn't move. Twilight ignored him, taking careful aim to methodically get full coverage of one of her thighs before moving his penis the other way to her other thigh. "Tw-Twi...light!" His shaft extended further and stiffened slightly in her hoof, pulling itself from her grasp as it's aim moved up along her torso to-

Twilight held her hooves up to shield her face. "Shining!" Twilight yelped.

She reached forward and grabbed his shaft again to angle it downward again a bit forcefully. Shining let out a yelp and his knees involuntarily buckled, dropping his hips. His shaft led the way, plunging downward between Twilight's spread legs, and against her very wet marehood. His tip and the first few inches slid inside as he continued to empty his bladder. "Shining!" she shrieked louder, feeling her vagina stretching full of his piss. She tried harder to pull his shaft out with her hoof.

Shining's eye's crossed and his muscles felt weak. "L-let go!" he gasped. As soon as she did he was able to gain control of his legs and lift himself up. Finally drained, his dick sprang up and slapped him in the belly as he fell backwards onto his butt on the blanket between her legs. Immediately following that was a big gush from her pussy onto his balls. Not all of it was piss.

Shining Armor apologized so profusely that the word 'sorry' started to lose all meaning.

"It's fine!" Twilight said with a dismissive wave of her hoof. "It... it was an accident, okay?" The approaching tide grabbed Shining's board and slid it out into the water. "You better grab that." Shining retrieved his board and hurried back to her. "I'm fine, really. Why don't you go... catch the rest of those waves?"

"What about you?" he asked.

Twilight sat up slightly to save some bit of modesty, but she still kept her legs spread. "I think I'm done for the day. But I don't mind staying and watching."

"Are you sure?"

She nodded. "Yeah. Go ahead. I'll still enjoy it."

"Oh... okay."

Shining grabbed his board and paddled back out into the water to sit and wait in the shallows. Several minutes passed and his hoof idly reached out to his side, feeling nothing but the empty water beside him. He looked back over his shoulder at her sitting on the shore. Her hoof pointed past him frantically. Rule number one: Never turn your back on the sea. He turned back around and saw it.

"The perfect wave."

His positioning couldn't be better. He barely had to move before he turned the board and paddled into the lane. The wave rose behind him and he hopped up and stood just as it crested. He dropped down into the tube a bit faster than he would have liked but the wave kept up with him, curling over his head. The sunlight refracted through the water lighting up the different shades of blue and green amid the patches of seafoam that made him want to become a painter. The acoustics inside the tube were unlike anything else in the world. He reached out and touched the wave with the tip of his hoof. But all good things must come to an end. He was almost reluctant to drop out of the tube. The tube obliged him as the other end started to collapse in front of him.

"Oh, not good."

The dynamic of the wave shifted his board out from under him, turning him almost completely upside down before dunking him.

Twilight cringed as she watched from the shore. "Oof." A few seconds later, Shining Armor shot up out of the water and shrieked. He sprinted as best as one could through the water towards the shore and held his face with his hooves. "What, did you hit the bottom, or..." she pulled his hooves away from his face. "Ooh!" The same lightning pattern she had on her thighs were wrapped around his snout and muzzle. "Oh, that is gonna swell."

"Mhmm," Shining groaned.

Twilight's grimace morphed into a smirk. "But you know, I hear there is something we can do about that." She reached into the cooler and opened a bottle of water, making a show of guzzling the whole thing. "Just saying." It was unclear if Shining's face was red from the stings, or something else when he nodded. Twilight's smirk turned into a full grin. "Lay down."

Shining did as he was told, finding that the blanket was still a bit damp from earlier. Twilight stood and stepped over him facing away from him with her tail draped into his mane. Twilight mused to herself, "This way or..?" She turned around to face him. "I suppose I should at least see what I'm trying to aim at. Unlike you."

"Sorry," he apologized again.

"I'm just teasing." She squatted down, draping her tail on his belly. She put her elbow onto her knees, feeling a bit unsteady. "A little help?" Shining braced his elbows in the sand and his hooves supported her butt. "Perfect. Now..."

Shining winced in expectation of what was to happen next. He peeked through his clenched eyes like he was looking down the barrel of a gun. Twilight's pussy hovered just above his snout, flexing and making her clit wink with each grunt as she tried to start. Shining said nothing. He knew how tricky it was. At first, only a small trickle came and then- Shining held his breath and clenched his eyes.

His was a controlled stream, but Twilight's was a torrent that washed over him him in a deluge of her piss. She made short work of thoroughly dousing his jellyfish stings. She looked down at his face under her waterfall, drenching his mane and staining his pristine white fur. And as she panted above him, she realized just how badly she had needed to go, and she was nowhere near stopping. "Woah, sorry, I- I can't really control myself." Worried that she might drown him, she started to stand up from her squat.

As soon as her weight lifted, his hooves swiftly moved from under her butt to grabbing her waist. Twilight waivered and started to lose her balance. Shining craned his neck up and bumped his face into her crotch. She yelped at first in shock, and then surprise when he stayed there. She felt his tongue press into her parted pussy as he cupped her vulva with his mouth. He took a couple quick, ragged snorts for air through his nose as his cheeks started to balloon out. Twilight focused as best she could to stop to give him a chance to breath and spit. But his sputtering turned into slurping as his throat flexed and he swallowed, and started to practically suckle.

"Sh- Shiny!" Twilight gasped as her strength left her knees. She was now sitting directly on his face, completely unable to stem her outpouring, and he seemed only too happy to guzzle it down just as fast as she filled his mouth. She panted and moaned as she sat there, feeling him underneath her drinking her pee like a pony that had just crawled out of the desert, and licking her pussy between gulps. At last her river slowed to a trickle, and he seemed almost... disappointed. He gave a few last hard sucks trying to coax out a few last drops before he resigned to just licking her.

"You... you don't need to lick me clean! I... I can rinse in the water..." she said. She heard him grunt into her pussy in objection and he felt his grip on her waist tighten. A minute later she tried again. "Sh-Shiny! It's clean. You can... you don't have to keep..." Twilight felt a pressure in her belly, like a rope tying itself up into knots and pulling tighter and tighter until... "Shiny!" Her thighs gripped the side of his head and her entire body trembled as she came, squirting into his mouth yet again, but different. She practically fell forward on top of him and he moved his hooves to catch her fall and shift her back a bit, letting him finally come up for a proper breath of air.

From where she sat on his chest she looked down at his very wet face, plastered with her marecum, piss, and the biggest smile she'd ever seen on him. 

"What was all that about?" she asked.

He shrugged. "I don't know. I guess I just couldn't control myself either." Twilight snorted and rolled her eyes. To stand, she leaned forward and shifted backwards to try to get her balance, but felt something prodding against her backside. Shining's smile vanished. "I uh, I guess I still can't."

She looked back at his stiff erection throbbing against her backside, baffled as to how any of this could have turned him on. The warmth of her marehood kissed the tip of his dick, and she could feel it throb just a little harder against her. She bit her lip and looked into his eyes. "I guess I can't either." She shifted herself back against it, feeling the tip slip inside her thoroughly-wet vagina.

"Twi-" She hushed him and shifted back further in little rhythmic advances. She adjusted herself back into a squat and sat down until his medial ring slipped inside and her hips met his, taking him to the hilt. Jellyfish sting treatments aside, there could be no mistaking what they were doing now as she started to move up and down on his dick. "Twi, somepony could see us!"

She hushed him again. "We have the whole beach to ourselves. And besides, nopony here even knows who we are. They'd just assume that your my husband and we're here on our honeymoon." She closed her eyes and smiled, losing herself in the fantasy. "Trying for our first foal..." Shining felt her pussy quiver around his dick at the words. It was doing no favors for his longevity and she could feel him flaring inside her.

"Twi, I..." 

"I can feel that," she said, showing no signs of slowing.

"Get off!"

"I'm about to," she purred with a wry grin.

Shining felt his balls start to tighten. "Twi, I'm serious, you need to let me pull out!"

She felt his magic on her hips to lift her off. She flopped herself forward onto his chest and took his horn in her mouth. She started sucking, and her wet mouth ground out his magic, cancelling his spell as her own magic pinned down his hooves at his side. "Twi! TWI!"

His shaft throbbed harder inside of her and she slammed her hips down hard one last time, pressing his wide flare directly against her cervix. She could feel him twitching and pulsing as his massive load pumped up though his shaft directly into her waiting womb. She hummed in satisfaction as her pussy came again, flexing and gripping his shaft in rhythmic waves, milking more and more cum out of him. She could feel the bloated pressure inside her uterus as he flooded her to the brim.

Puffs of O-zone drifted out of her nostrils as his horn went off in her mouth. She took her mouth off his horn and sat upright, throwing her head back in pleasure as her hoof felt the bulge in her filled belly. Shining's eyes followed her hoof and went wide. She looked like she was already well into her first trimester.

"Twi!"

She looked at him, then her belly, and grinned. "You won't be able to go away into the academy if you have an expecting mare at home."

"Twi, that's not funny! Don't even joke about that!"

Twilight's smile turned into a pout. "Fine." She slowly stood up, letting his softening dick slide out of her and flop against his belly with a wet slap. 

As soon as she wasn't over him, Shining was on his hooves. "We need to go to an apothecary right now and-"

"I already went," she said with a huff. "I took the contraceptive potion once we got into the hotel room. I just..." She rubbed her slight pudge. "I just wanted to pretend for a little while."

"Oh. Sorry... But thank you."

"Yeah, I know you don't actually want to get me pregnant..."

"Twi, it's not just that. It's that I know how much trouble I... we would both be in if I did that," he said. Her pout remained. "Hey, okay, for this weekend, we can play it up a bit. Tonight at dinner I'll tell the waiter that my lovely wife is eating for two, and we can make out at the table in front of all those other bat ponies in the resturant." 

"Okay."

"Speaking of, let's head back to the hotel room for round two..." he touched her belly with his hoof. "My lovely wife." That got her to smile. "But you're not going to be able to have any cider at dinner if you want to play the part," he told her. She pursed her lips. "We can still get a bottle for the hotel room. I want you drinking gallons tonight!"

"What? Why?" she asked. He licked his lips. She blushed. "Seriously?" He nodded. "Oh, we are going to ruin that bed."