> Night flatulence > by Estella Night > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Princess Luna & Cadence are hanging out in luna’s room: Luna's room is filled with stars, moons, and other lunar-based decorations, precisely like the night, which makes sense since she is the princess of the night. Cadence is sitting on a chair formed like a star; Luna is sitting in her bed with a big moon on it. Cadence was about to tell Luna about what happened last week with Twilight, but then she remembered how Luna probably would be grossed out. It's quiet; Cadence is reading some book Twilight gave her. But Luna? She is just drawing; she has drawn since forever. She loves it. grrr She felt her stomach growl. She could sense that Cadence was looking at her. But she had to act as if nothing had happened, so she didn't look up. She could feel it; she was gassy. The build-up got worse. It got harder to hold. But the princess of the night does not do such a thing as farting! No princess should. Although her sister, the perfect princess Celestia, farts a lot. Well, in front of her, she does. Luna also farted in front of her sister, but not as much! And not in front of Cadence. Well, it did happen a few times, but she just denied it. I don't get why she's not as good at holding it in. But either way, she would maybe fart in front of her sister, but not in front of Cadence or Twilight Sparkle! The pressure became worse. She had to hold it, but it got worse with every second. grrrrrppppfffft She farted. She just farted in front of Princess Cadence, the ruler of the Crystal Empire. And oh my- it was not a quiet fart, but not too loud—just a medium fart. "Excuse me, but did you just fart?" Cadence knew the answer; she just had to ask. Who wouldn't? "No, I did, in fact, not pass gas," Luna replied. Cadence knew she was lying. "Just tell the truth," said Cadence while giggling. She hoped she would answer and tell the truth. "Fine, I did do that! But do not tell a soul!" Said luna; she was pretty embarrassed. And why is Princess Cadence laughing at that? "Don't worry, Luna, everypony fart, even us princesses," Cadence tried to make Luna more comfortable. Well yeah, obviously, every pony farts; she knows that. "Obviously, but that doesn't mean that it's fine to do at all. And it's not funny!" Luna doesn't want anypony to know that just happened. Cadence was confused as to why she made it such a big deal. Forty-five minutes later: grrrrr Cadence needs to fart; she is very gassy. Her lunch didn't sit that well with her. Luna would probably be so mad at her if she farted. But she needs to fart and knows she can not hold it in, so she might as well. pfffffffffffffffft A medium wet fart makes its way out of Cadence's rear end as she sighs in relief. "Excuse me," she said while giggling. Luna wasn't amazed to see Princess Cadence fart. She was even chill about it. Luna admired that. Does she usually do such? Maybe in front of her husband, Shining Armor. Or even Princess Twilight Sparkle? They are pretty close. Luna is also admiring their relationship. Perhaps she should talk to her sister about all this…. > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna walks over to Celestia's Room and opens the door harshly. Celestia is sitting on her bed, which looks like a sun. "Dear sister, the WORST thing just happened!-" Announced Luna while she closed the door behind her. "I did a terrible thing in front of Cadence!" Celestia looked up at her sister. "Tell me, dear little sister, what's going on?" Celestia replied; she was a little bit worried about what had happened. "I- I- I farted in front of Cadence," Luna explained while she sat down on her sister's bed. "Just that?" luna Then raised an eyebrow, "Yeah, sorry. Why is that such a terrible thing?" Celestia asked, confused. "Because it's embarrassing! The princess of the night does not fart!" Her sister then raised an eyebrow at the statement. "In front of others," Luna corrected herself while blushing. "Just because you're a princess does not mean you cannot pass gas. Everypony does it, even Cadence," She explained, trying to calm down her little sister. "Oh yeah, I know, she farted in front of me too. But she was just way calmer about it" she tried to explain it to her older sister, hoping she would understand. "And you admire that she can fart shamelessly in front of you?" Celestia understood. She knew it was typical to fart with close friends. But she doesn't have a close friend, in a farting way. Of course, she has her sister, and she did fart in front of her. She sometimes farted on her when they were little, showing she was the oldest. But only her. "Yeah, you're right. Do you know if she farts in front of her husband or Twilight? I've always admired that relationship." She asked her older sister. Celestia giggled, "no, I don't know. But maybe she does. Maybe even Twilight does. But I don't know." Luna understood why she didn't know. She chuckles, trying to imagine how Shining would react if Cadence farted. Maybe she should try and hang out with Twilight? She is the princess of friendship and must have some good advice. She should have. But wait- what if Twilight thinks Luna is gross? Could she also talk to Cadence again? No, It was very embarrassing to fart in front of her the first time; talking about it would be just weird. "Thank you for your help, sister! Thanks for uhm talking about far- this with me," she thanked Celestia "You're welcome dear siste-" she is interrupted by her little sister, Luna, who immediately has a question she needs to have answered. "Wait! What do you think I should do? Do you think I can ask Twilight for advice? Or would that be weird? Would she think I'm weird? She is the princess of friendship and must have some advice. Don't you think?" She asked her sister, forgetting to breathe. Celestial chuckles to herself, "chill out, and it'll be fine. Asking Twilight for advice could be a great idea. I don't think she would judge you. I truly don't think she would," she answered, trying to calm her little sister down. "Thank you," she hugged her older sister…. Dear Twilight Sparkle. I have some questions and need friendly advice. Would you please help another princess out? - Your Friend, Luna🌙 Luna looked at the letter she had written for some time; she finally decided to send it to Twilight. "I hope she will support and not judge," she thought. After a few minutes, Twilight sends luna a letter back. Dear princess Luna Of course, I'll help you! I'm always here if you need anything I'll come to your room as soon as possible! - Your good friend, Princess Twilight Sparkle Luna smiled while reading Twilight's letter; she was very nice! She is now more comfortable about telling Twilight about it. The lavender alicorn walked in to greet her shortly after Luna received Twilight's response. "Hey, I got your letter; what's up?" She asked Luna, sitting on a chair before her, ready to hear her out. "Thank you for coming, Princess Twilight." "No need to call me that, Twilight is just fine, but you're welcome! Are you alright, Luna?" She asked her with concern laced in her voice. "Yeah, I guess. It's just uhm, kinda embarrassing, but I uh, you know, farted in front of Cadence…" she told Twilight while looking down, blushing with embarrassment. Twilight was surprised to hear those words from the night's princess. She always believed that Luna never farts. Or she knows that everypony farts, but she never thought of the princesses like that. "Oh, what's wrong with farting in front of Cadence?" Twilight knew the answer, but she wanted Luna to explain more. "It was very embarrassing, plus the princess of the night should not do such forbidden things!" Luna explained to Twilight as she was surprised at the last statement. "I get it; I was also slightly embarrassed the first time I farted in front of Cadence. But she farted in front of me first," Twilight explained; she was a little bit embarrassed to talk about it, but she wanted to comfort Luna. Luna was surprised; she didn't know Twilight had farted before Cadence. But then again, they've known each other since Cadence was her foalsitter. "May I ask, do you and your friends uhm fart in front of each other? How do they react?" Luna was curious but nervous to ask. "Some of us. I have farted in front of them a couple of times. It depends on who I'm with; she could not care less if I'm with Applejack; Rarity would get disgusted, of course, the same with Fluttershy, but she wouldn't show it; she would hide it to be kind. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash would die of laughter. Everyone has farted in front of each other, even Rarity, but I was the only one who saw it." Twilight explained it to Luna while she giggled sometimes. Luna listened; she could imagine those reactions. She knew her friends, but not that much, but she did know them. "I would say you shouldn't be embarrassed by farting in front of Cadence, or me for that sake. Princesses also fart, but not in front of everypony, but it is okay," Twilight tried to calm Luna down. "I mean, yeah, I guess you and Celestia were right. Uhm, do you do such in front of other royalties?" Luna asked Twilight. She admired How brave she was. "Only Cadence and Shining Amor, but not in front of you, and never in front of Celestia-" Luna raised an eyebrow when she said that about Celestia; Twilight Saw it, "- because that would be next level," Twilight explained. Luna was confused; what did she mean by that? "You do know Celestia does fart. A lot." she giggled while telling Twilight about her sister's secret side. Twilight, on the other hand, gasped when she heard that about her mentor. Luna Saw the gasp and giggled. "Don't be surprised!" Luna giggled; Don't be surprised? Did Luna say that to her? "I am." She said because she was. "Well, Thank you for your help, Princess Twilight." "No, problem, Luna. I hope this gave you more confidence in yourself; there's nothing to be ashamed of."