> A report on an interdimensional gothic winged unicorn goddess > by hmaf43 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > report on event #SL--3022586 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear, BBBFF(Big Boss Best Fricc Forever) Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. and the fire ball of dead is still hanging. keeping us alive and all that good stuff. Guess what? That might change soon, depending on how we handle the situation from now on. Boss, here's your mandetory status report. I am going to keep it short and crisp because the last time you didn't paid my overtime. What's it with this organization? last time we detected an object of power, we ignored international treaties blitz the shit out of that poor city like a true pro gamer. you can't commited war crimes if you're the world's police, right? If vague information from a sketchy blue skinned meat bag give enough reason to do all that, then why can't they verify me? I mean, the security cameras captured me, the receptionist saw me, and my activities on the computer has been logged. "We cannot verify you because you didn't tap your keycard" "The card reader was broken? Why should we care?" Ghouls... all of them. We shouldn've left them to their fate. What do you mean quiet quiting? I'm just working my wage. Anyway, here's the report. **reference from page 4 - 815 of C12F9.pdf** ID: C12F9 Alias: Goddess of Night(self-proclaimed), Edgelord(my proposal) Name: Nightmare Moon Abilities: Thaumic manipulation(ex. Telekenesis, Teleportation, Shapeshifing, Flight, Dreamwalking) Appearance: Black gothic slitted eyes winged unicorn. She said that her race is called alicorn but I think pegacorn is more accurate. Description: Immortal interdimensional magical gothic horse princess that can move the moon and speaks old english because why not? Because we don't want her to orbital strike us with the moon, we have choosen a peaceful way to extract information from her. By making a deal with her. An equal exchange of questions and answers. No lies or hides. Enforced by the unbreakable spirit contract(Object of power #02351). Our deals didn't included conditions to prevent us from using memory scalper to remove classified information from our brain. you cannot tell what you don't know, right? I made a little mistake. I only removed the agency's classified information but not "my" classified information. It's a very awkward moment to explain to her what is hentai and why the tenticles monster is better than bestiality. Founately. She seems to agree with my reasoning and promised me a GOOD dream tonight. Did I mention that she can entered dreams? She might have entered a few dreams before our reactive thaumic defense system kicked in. She also wants to ask you about why your dream involed a whip, handcuffs, and a choker. I know you're a busy man. So I told her to go and ask your close relations instead. She might or might not enter your wife's dream tomorrow. So that guy that came together with our edgy goddess horse and ran away into the iron curtain. **reference from page 4 - 213 of C12G0.pdf** ID: C12G0 Alias: Red Devil(Nightmare's proposal) Redbull(my proposal) Name: Tirek Abilities: Thaumic manipulation, Thaumic apsorption Appearance: Black and red minoutour Description: Immortal interdimensional magical magic-sucking minoutour. loves to play with underage of all species. This guy is able to increase his thaumic coefficiency by absorbing complex-structured foreign thaumic energy. In simple terms, he can "increase" his own magic power by "stealing" other's magic. The upper limits is unkown. But apparently stronger than miss Moon and her sister combined. they needed a powerful artifect called "The Element of Harmony" to seal him. And yes, miss Moon's sister can control the sun and The Element of Harmony is possibly one of most powerful timeline-bounded object of power we have come across so far. But no, I will not make reports of those two. I am not obligated to write a report of anything that does not make contact to earth. You need to issue a priority order with clearlance 5 or above. As i said, working my wage. You know all the stuff that level 6 thaumic being can do. Nothing we can't handles. But i can assure you he's more dangerous than you think. The council will make him a low priority case because of how weak he appears to be, especially when dealing with the soviets. Economic corridor my ass. they're taking away our jobs. Here's a good convincing reason for you. He and Miss moon were rulers of mortals of their previous realm. Unlike typical entity that looked down on us, they know and COMMITED themselves to actually rule over their subjects. You know what how many facts and bullshits i have to pulled out of my anus to convinced her that our petrol dollar system isn't a scam and our military is for peace keeping only. Good thing that i decided to removed everything involved other organization too, eh? i cannot Immagine how i am going to convinced her we are the good guy without lying if i still knew about Operation Vietcong royal flush. The thing is, their branch of thaumic manipulation is different than anything we know. capable of permanently manipulating low level material on massive scale instanly. As low level as electron and as massive as a city. In another words, they can turned a moutain into gold and lake into processed oil. instantly destroy our economic system and, ahem, unliberated other nations from our freedom and liberty. That information should get the council going. Don't let's the commies get their dirty hands on golden goose, right? Other than that, i have concerned about our resident horse goddess. While she was contained and pretty content with current arrangement, miss moon have unusesual amount of compassion for an entinty as powerful as her. We can become one of our greatest asset of threat depend on how we handle her. Instill the superiority of capitalism should be priority. And i kept the poor and homeless away from her. She always goes on and on about justice and fairness. I can convinced her if you can make the amout of homelesses loitering the street around the complex decrease. With respected Agent D Human resource, Department of Control(Midwest High Command).