The return of the Green Hell

by AppleLauda99942

First published

Here we go again...

The Nordschleife is back in the daily races in Gran Turismo Sport.
This time with the group 4 cars (equivalent to real life GT4 cars) and Apple Lauda noticed this. Can the Nürburgring God strike again or will he finally lose?

I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

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Ah yes what has happened in the past to the EMEA server on Gran Turismo Sport on the Nordschleife. Twilight prepares herself to get into a race. As she looks in the leaderboard, she is completely shocked. Someone has driven a lap of 7:01 minutes... That could only mean one thing... He is back!!!

Silverstream sets a lap time of 7:07 minutes in the Qualifying. After that, she looks in the leaderboard and is not satisfied at all. "My boyfriend must always set the fastest time on the Server, does he?" the hippogriff says.
"yeah... Let's hope we don't encounter him..." Twilight responds.

Apple Lauda however has already slammed the fastest time on the entire server. He has set a lap time of 7:01 minutes, claiming the top of the leaderboard 3 minutes after the driver in P2 claimed the top of the leaderboard. Then, he joins a race and has to wait for a while...
"hello? Can I please race? I have some victims to destroy" Apple Lauda says with a frown.

After a few moments, Apple Lauda finally joins a race and is of course on Pole Position. The driver on P2 is no other than Fluttershy with a lap time of 7:17.571... Fluttershy gets really scared of what the Nürburgring God has slammed on the track. Twilight is on P3 with a lap time of 7:18.000 minutes. This race is going to be really painful for them...
In the pre race lobby, a warm up can be done but Apple Lauda doesn't need to do that because he did the warm up a few minutes prior. Silverstream joins her race and doesn't face her boyfriend. She is in pole position somehow...

"Rushing? Why... Why... Why does it have to be Apple Lauda..." Fluttershy says.
"well, he is the Nürburgring God. We both got destroyed by him... And I'm almost 100% sure Apple Lauda will destroy you again" Rushing Wind explains as Apple Lauda starts bragging in the ingame chat. He writes things like "Catch me if you can xD" or "I will destroy you all"

Twilight is in P5 with a time too slow to mention it... Then the race starts. Apple Lauda gets a decent start and instantly pulls away from everyone in the lobby. Twilight and Fluttershy are not satisfied at all.... After 1 lap into the race, Apple Lauda has already a lead of 9.7 seconds. Then he starts speedrunning the Nordschleife and ends up with a lap time of 7:10 minutes. In the post race chat, Apple Lauda starts bragging again by writing things like "gg eZ" or "that was close". Not to forget that "that was close" is meant in a sarcastic manner because Apple Lauda won with a lead of 18.4 seconds.

Silverstream also manages to win her race with a lap time of 7:23 minutes. She is happy that she finally won a race on the Nordschleife. "It's so nice without Apple Lauda being in the lobby. I mean everyone deserve to win" the hippogriff exclaims.
"I think you might just have jinxed it..." Smolder says as Silverstream is in the leaderboard view again and sees that Apple Lauda has improved his lap time down to a 7:00.8
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" Twilight yells. "WHY DID HE HAVE TO IMPROVE?!"

Twilight is done for today. She watches Silverstream racing on the Nordschleife. As the hippogriff joins another race, she suddenly sees a guy with an 7:00.8 on pole position with the username "ALdestroyer99942"
Silverstream growns. "sweetie honestly... Are you trying to destroy the server or to enslave the server?"
Apple Lauda speaks up. "Well honey, looks like you're the next on my victims list"
Twilight is in shock. "HE HAS A VICTIMS LIST?!" the alicorn screams as she walks over to see the list.
"oh my gosh... WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT RACE APPLE LAUDA!!!! YOU'RE SO DONE FOR IF YOU DO SO!!!"
"don't worry Twilight... They're at a better place now..." Apple Lauda says with an evil laughter. "Now catch me if you can Silverstream"

The second race starts and Apple Lauda gets the best start possible. After the Nordkehre, he races into the distance and is out of sight immediately.
"alright looks like I'm racing for P2 then..." Silverstream says.
"what a jerk..." Twilight grumbles.

Apple Lauda charges over the Nordschleife and after the first lap, he has a lead of already 15 seconds. But Apple Lauda wants more... in fact, he wants everything!!!!
Fluttershy is in pure shock as she is watching the race. "he's not destroying you, he's totally obliterating you!!!!"
"as long as I don't get overtaken, I'm fine but Apple Lauda needs to stop destroying everything that comes into his path." Silverstream explains.
"I agree it's getting annoying at some point" Rushing Wind responds.

Apple Lauda flies through the section between Hedwigshöhe and Brünnchen as he extends his lead to 26 seconds.
"There's no way he's going to lose this race. I mean just look how far ahead he is" Fluttershy says.
"I haven't seen such a great performance in my life. This is astonishing" Rushing Wind responds.
"I think he's going to get a proper punishment after this race." Silverstream says.

Apple Lauda gets on the Döttinger Höhe and completely relaxes from all that pushing. "Let's see how far ahead I am..." Apple Lauda says as he looks on the top left where the positions are displayed. "wow... 29 seconds... Let's hope this will be a 30 instead of a 29"

Apple Lauda goes through the final corners with a lap time of 7:07.8 in the second and final lap of the race. Now he has to wait for a long time which feels like an eternity.
"I hate waiting for so long." Apple Lauda growns. Then finally after a long time of waiting, Silverstream comes in.
"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" Apple Lauda screams in rage and slams his desk. "COME ON!!! THIS WAS SO CLOSE TO THE 30 SECOND MARK!!!"

Apple Lauda won with a lead of 29.3 seconds. Suddenly, Silverstream walks into Apple Lauda's room with a really cute expression on her face.
"SILVERSTREAM WHY DO HAVE TO BE SO CUUUTTTEEEEE!!!!" Apple Lauda screams in awe.
"This is what you get for destroying me honey" Silverstream responds.