> She Wants to Order > by Horndog > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Of Alicorns and Order Speakers > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “So, what do you want?” Starlight looked over at one of the four (three and a half?) rulers of Equestria (specifically the purple one) that was sitting in her passenger seat. They would have taken Twilight’s car but the Princess of Friendship™ hadn’t felt like going through the drive through in her blinged out convertible (courtesy of a certain fashionista). Twilight would have also happily driven but Starlight had opted for a manual (totally not because it gave her a feeling of power from being in control, don’t worry about it) and Twilight got overwhelmed and panicked any time she tried to learn how to drive one. “I… don’t know. I don’t have the menu memorized, and I didn’t think to look at a menu and decide my order before we came here. Should I have looked at a menu before we came? I should have looked at a menu before we came! Now I’m going to–” “Take a deep breath, Twilight, it’s alright.” Putting a hoof on the panicking Alicorn’s thigh, she stroked it a couple of times soothingly. The youngest acting ruler was a little prone to panicking (in the same way that Trixie was prone to speaking in the third person) but it got especially bad when she was hungry. Her brain went into survival mode when her stomach was empty and suddenly a simple problem became an insurmountable obstacle (though the coping mechanism of stuffing her face to solve her problems left the mare a little thicker than average. A good thing, in Starlight’s book, especially with how Twilight had a leader’s tendency and often went first (up the stairs). With the purple goddess pulled out of her downward spiral, at least for now, Starlight smiled at her. “I like the double hayburger they make here, and the daffodil smoothie is delicious. Do either of those sound good to you?” To Starlight’s concern, Twilight’s face lit up, but not in a ‘that works for me, Starlight’ way. Instead, her face lit up in an ‘I’ve just had a brilliant idea that solves everything!’ way (an expression the unicorn was all too familiar with). “I’ve just had a brilliant idea that solves everything! Since you already know what you want, I can place our order, which will allow me to decide what I want without needing to relay it through you, speeding up the process so we don’t hold up the line!” It was probably a good idea, but the slight twitch to Twilight’s too wide grin was giving Starlight doubts. “Alright, if that’s what you want to do.” Noticing the car in front pull forward, she eased forward herself until they were lined up with the order speaker. Rolling down the window, she gestured to the large outdoor menu. “You’re up.” “Hi, welcome to the hayburger, I’ll be with you in just one moment.” With no warning, Starlight suddenly found herself getting trampled in a scrabble of hooves and wings as Twilight stuck her head out the window to get a clear view of the menu, ending with her cheek smooshed against the hungry Alicorn’s much jigglier one. “You’re standing on my leg.” “Sorry.” Readjusting herself slightly, she got off Starlight’s leg and incidentally stopped crushing the poor unicorn’s head against the headrest with her butt (not that she minded too terribly about that last bit, it was her favorite alicorn butt after all). Taking an appreciative glance at the butt in question as the owner hummed and hawed at the menu, Starlight smirked. Not one to pass up on an opportunity when it literally smacks her in the face, she pulled out her phone and, making sure it had an unobstructed view (of the goods), hit record. Pressing her cheek back up against her mentor’s soft butt, she lit her horn and formed a sloppy telekinetic cylinder, about the size of a pencil. With no more warning, the cylinder found its target, slipping into Twilight’s wrinkled ponut with ease (unsurprisingly, considering that Starlight had fit much larger things in there just last night). “Starlight!!!” Spreading the princess’s pussy lips to give the camera a better view, Starlight smiled for the camera. “Not now! Please~” Twilight whispered. With a pop, Starlight’s magic winked out, leaving Twilight’s ponut to clench against nothing. Turning her head to the window, though she kept the camera trained on the purple ass, she asked, “Are you sure, Twilight? Are you sure you don’t want to have your holes played with out here in the open, where anypony could see?” Right on cue, Starlight caught a flash of movement out of the corner of her eye. “Do you really want me to stop, when you could have your ass gaped, your pussy spread wide for all the world to see?” “N-not when I’m trying to order!” “So, you don’t want to have to hide the quaver in your voice as I test the limits of your anal sphincter? You don’t want to have to force yourself to focus as I play with your clit?” With a noticeably wet noise, Twilight winked again, a drop of arousal splattering onto Starlight’s leg. “I-I-I-“ “Sorry for the wait, order when ready.” “-I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large-“ Ignoring Twilight’s order (though her wallet cried out in agony as she remembered the budding alicorn’s voracious appetite), Starlight instead grinned at the sequence of rear hoof stomps and dock wiggles that made up their non-verbal signal of consent. Not wasting a moment, she plunged the tendril back into her ruler’s rear hole. Plunging a second beside it, she spread them apart, forcing a squeak out of the purple princess as Starlight drew her ponut taut (and spread it was, turning her genitals from an i to a T). Slipping a third tendril in, Starlight pulled the stretchy, well-practiced muscle into a triangle, showing off her friend’s innards to the camera with a wink. Twilight winked too (from both ends, not that Starlight could see the faces her ruler was making out the window), and Starlight used the opportunity to grab her small, heart shaped clit before it could go back into hiding. Giving it a small tug, Twilight forced a cough to cover up her moan. Unable to resist (not that she had much reason to), Starlight bent over, dipping her tongue into the gaped hole in front of her for a deep lick, never taking her eyes off the camera. She giggled into Twilight’s ass as the mildly irate alicorn gave her a magical swat (across her cutie mark, so she knew she wasn’t too mad). “-and a large soda.” With Twilight’s order completed, Starlight hastily put her phone away while the employee listed the order back (giving the camera one last good look into the alicorn’s ass on the way). With one last tug to her hole and a gentle flick of the clit, Starlight’s horn went out, allowing Twilight to sit down with a flustered huff (and a wiggle of her ass to rub her heated rear across the fabric). Snickering, the unicorn pulled forward to the pay window, though her mirth disappeared behind a blush as Twilight’s smirk accompanied a probing sensation at her own butt. Just as Starlight was about to admonish Twilight for being lewd in public (hypocritically, of course), the pay window slid open, interrupting her. “That’ll be sixty-two bits.” Lighting her own horn, Starlight pulled her (crying) wallet out of the back seat, doing her best to ignore the sensation coming from her tailhole as Twilight spread it wide. Focusing on counting the small golden coins out (the cashier staring down at her with a bored expression), she felt as Twilight’s magic crept inward, stretching her back passage out as it slithered deeper into her. Within a second, the royal magical field had filled Starlight’s rectum to capacity (Twilight had measured it once), pausing for a moment before making its way deeper. Starlight coughed to hide her moan, working hard to keep her eyes from rolling back in pleasure as Twilight exploited her love of things going deep inside her rear entrance, the tendril making a noticeable Ո shaped bulge in her stomach as it traversed her large intestine. Seeing the large, glowing bulge in her stomach, Starlight readjusted the bit bag to cover as much of it as she could from the eyes of the cashier (to his delight; he’d taken the job because it allowed him to ogle and endless line of customers’ teats and balls, and this mare had just uncovered her teats for him). Biting her lip, she counted out the last of the bits as Twilight’s magic reached the entrance to her large intestine. Handing the cashier what she hoped was the right amount (it wasn’t, but the cashier wasn’t paying attention either as he watched her squirm slightly in her seat, causing her teats to wiggle), she coughed out another moan. She perked up as the tendril stopped all movement for a moment, maybe Twilight was giving her a break (as if), though that hope was quickly dashed as the length of magic crammed up her tailhole suddenly expanded, stretching her entire lower guts deliciously. Biting her hoof, Starlight decided enough was enough. Feeling under Twilight’s thicc butt with her own magic, she got a grip on her ruler’s ponut and yanked it wide (Twilight had measured that too, fairly regularly), forcing Twilight to bite her own hoof to hold back a groan, the wet spot on Starlight’s seat growing underneath her. If Twilight wanted to play that game, Starlight was plenty mare enough to reciprocate, rolling the thin loop of hypersensitive flesh in her magic. Even as the experienced muscle trembled and strained, trying to clench on nothing, Starlight held it wide, stroking and teasing it as best she could. In retaliation, Twilight pressed her own magic deeper, Starlight’s magic almost winking out as the thick shaft of magic squeezed its way into her small intestine. “Here’s your order, Ma’am.” Both magical fields collapsed simultaneously, the bag of bits Starlight had forgotten she was holding dropping into the seat between her legs, bits spilling out over her crotch. The cashier could only stare (his erection slapping his belly to the judgement of the other employees) as Starlight’s magic relit, scooping the bits back into the bag and accidentally tweaking a nipple in her rush. Drawing the strings tight, she tossed it in the back seat, turning to the blushing stallion with a sheepish grin. “Sorry, you startled me a little.” “It-uhh… it’s alright ma’am. Did you want ketchup?” Scrabbling over Starlight, Twilight emphatically nodded. “Yes, as much as you’re legally allowed to give me-us. Give us.” Grabbing the voracious alicorn in her magic, Starlight set the sheepish pony back in her seat (with a slight squelch). “Yes, we would like ketchup. Thank you.” Grabbing the many bags of food and several drinks, she plopped it all in Twilight’s (generously sized) lap and started the car. The drive back to the school was silent, excepting the rummaging noises of a hungry alicorn looking through her food (and the quiet squelching of two still horny mares winking against soaked seats). “Oh no.” Turning to the distraught alicorn, Starlight raised an eyebrow. Sheepishly looking up from the many open bags, Twilight gulped. “I forgot to order your meal.” Facehoofing (a painful experience reserved for the truly deserved moments); Starlight sighed. “Give me the biggest burger, the biggest drink and a thing of hayfries.” Giving the alicorn some time to shuffle food around in the bags, Starlight continued. “As soon as we get back, I swear I’m going to destroy your ass.” Twilight only meeped, cheeks clenching in anticipation of the devastation that was about to be wrought between them.