Chapter 1: the big news
Our story begins with a green haired and purple skin boy named Spike inferno. And let me tell you about Spike's second year of high school to put in a understatement it sucks and now start the intro.
And I said high School sucks and see that orange hear head boy with the red skin that's garble he's the one chasing after Spike. I know what you guys are thinking why is garble chasing Spike you see it all started a a week ago.
One week earlier
We start this trouble with our favorite antagonist Spike who was walking with his dog Twilight and yes twilight's a dog in the story and to let you know Spike is not me and to let you guys know as the narrator of the story I'm new at this".
And without of the way we continue with our story Spike was hanging out with Twilight. Then one of Spike's friends came out of a bush pretending to be a pirate. And you see everyone Spike's friend pipsqueak he likes to think he's a pirate.
And knowing that he has some kind of silly dream of being a pirate and let you know Spike thinks that Pipsqueak has wet dreams of vice principal Luna and to make you see why spike thinks that Pipsqueak has wet dreams of the vice principal Luna listen to this song.
And hearing the song see why Spike thinks that pipsqueak has wet dreams of the vice principal Luna.
Then one of spike's friends name rumble came out with a soccer ball and said to Spike" hey Spike old might would you be up for a good game of football,?
And everyone this is rumble one of Spike's other friends he has a girlfriend named scootaloo.And to let me tell you now Spike reads Rumble's dream journal and Spike now knows that Rumble definitely has wet dreams of doing her and every time spike reads Rumble's journal the journal says this song found plays in rumble's dream.
Then another one of Spike's friends named Button Mash and Sweetie Belle. And let me tell you those two are dating and Spike his friends know it even if they have some kind of video of themselves as ponies that they showed Spike and other their friends. And if you guys don't know the video here's the video.
And after Sweetie Belle and Button Mash his friends watched the video the video made them all feel very uncomfortable to all them and feeling like the video. When everyone was feeling uncomfortable by the video Spike broke the intention by saying to Sweetie Belle and Button Mash" Sweetie Belle Button Mash after seeing that video we all feel like this video makes us all feel weird for some reason we don't know why we find ourselves weird out by your video but we need to tell you we don't get it".
And also see the kid who looks like a ballerina that's Spike's friend that's tender tabs. And Spike and his friends all know that Tender Taps and Apple Bloom are totally dating. But to let you know they keep their relationship a secret from her brother Big Macintosh. And Spike knows what you're thinking Tender Taps and Apple Bloom are a good match for each other but Apple Bloom and Tender Taps think that they don't have anything in common.
And Sweetie Belle thinks it's awkward that Spike has a crush on her older sister Rarity. But Spike doesn't think it's weird because to let you no Spike and Tender Taps are the only one that don't dream about losing their virginity because Spike heard from Sweetie Belle's sister Rarity that Sweetie Belle has wet dreams of her and Button Mash. And turns out from Rarity reading Sweetie belle's diary turns out Sweetie Belle's the freaky one in the relationship because this video is what her dreams are like.
When Sweetie Belle thinks about that wet dream she gets so flustered to where her face turn so red as Apple blooms hair. And after hearing Sweetie Belle's dream from her sister Spike just can't started laughing until he just can't take it.
And now that back to the story spike was hanging out with his guy friends. And let me tell you Pipsqueak and Rumble thought they would get lucky when they got into high School. And Spike know Rumble thought he might have a chance with scootaloo but Spike think that Pipsqueak has no chance with vice principal Luna but who is Spike to crush a guy's dream. And like Spike was saying Spike was hanging out with his guy friends till Spike got text from his mom saying that she's and his dad wanted to talk to him.
And knowing his mom and dad wanted to talk to him Spike told his friends that he had to bounce because of his parents needed him for something. And Spike's friends were okay bouncing knowing
that Spike's parents wanted him for something. And what can I say and after Spike heard his parents wanting him for something Spike told his friend that he had to go spike headed off to his house.
And after a few minutes of walking Spike finally reached him family home. When Spike finally reach his family home there to greet him was his faithful companion the best dog a teenage boy could have was his dog Twilight and I know it's a weird name for a dog right but ever since Spike got Twilight Spike has inspected that showed that Twilight was more smarter than the average dog. And like Yogi says she's smarter than the average dog. And Spike doesn't question it because after getting her Spike had heard and seen some weird things like one time Spike found her doing his homework.
And after Spike saw her doing his homework Spike said to his mom" mom twilight's doing my homework again. And a second thing Spike was about to use the bathroom Spike saw Twilight using the bathroom like it was like something out of that Bruce Almighty movie.
But she does have one problem just like boo boo she has a problem with potato salad. And the third thing not to do is watch Spike's dog dancing because when Spike first saw her dancing Spike
saw her dancing Spike saw that she was dancing to this song.
And let me tell you do not want to around Twilight because when she dancing she looks like a dying fish but it turns out she was just dancing for a beagle that Spike's and his family adopted that Spike's family calls flash sentry.
Well everyone since you don't know what flash sentry looks like as a dog here's a picture of him that I made.
And let me tell you when Spike saw Twilight dancing Flash wearing Spike's sunglasses where it made him look like some kind of weird rapper.
Well back to the topic Twilight was very happy to to see Spike but flash he's not that excited Spike thinks flash likes him because of Twilight. And after spend some time with Twilight Spike saw his parents with a look with a smile that said oh my God we are so worried about something and with hope that Spike went overreact with what they have to tell him.
And knowing that they had some kind of big secret that they were hiding from Spike Spike said to them" mom dad what are you guys hiding? Then Spike's mom and dad told him the big news that they were moving away to a new city called dragonlands city. And unknown his parents who thought Spike would take it take it well to their surprise Spike did not take the news well knowing that they would be moving to a new city.
And after a couple of days of finding out that they were moving to dragonLands Spike knew that no matter what his parents would take him even though Spike didn't want to move because but Spike knew that they would probably say to him you'll probably make new friends and his dad would probably embarrass him by saying to him that maybe he might meet that special girl and knowing that his dad would say that Spike know that his mom would punch his dad after saying that.
And knowing that Spike had no choice on the moving Spike told his friends about the move and they were not so happy about him moving. And after seeing that thay were all not happy about him moving away Spike and his friends decided to have one more night of fun before Spike would have to say goodbye.
And after a long night of hanging out with his friends Spike and his family packed up all of their belongings into the moving truck. And after packing up the move truck Spike and his family said their goodbyes to their friends. And after saying goodbyes to their friends Spike and his family were on their way to start their new adventure. When Spike and his family were on their new adventure Spike wondered what friends he would make. As Spike wondered about which friends he would make at his new school Spike also wondered what enemies he would make. As Spike wondered about his new school Spike said to himself" oh my God I have a funny feeling that this year is going to suck".
And that's where the leave off until the next chapter.
To be continued: