> My Little Pony: Enemies are Magic (Season 1) > by Sunnysunny77 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Enemies are Magic: Part 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, in a.. somewhat magical land called Equestria, there were two royal sisters. And they created a somewhat stable government for the ponies of it. To do this, the eldest, Celestia; took on responsibility of the moon. And the youngest, Luna, took responsibility of the sun. I know, very unfitting considering their names-- but you'll see why it's more unfitting for the both of them later. But anyway, the reason why this was the case was because Celestia threw a temper tantrum when her father told her she had to look after the sun. And to prevent her from wreaking havoc, they just gave her what she wanted. Anyway, the two sisters created harmony for their subjects or whatever-- blah, blah, blah. Now let's get to the good shit. On one fateful day, the younger sister took notice of Celestias irresponsibility and immaturity. Anytime she tried to remind her older sister she had to lower the moon, she would start throwing hissy fits like a little child, even though she was like 1000 years old or some shit. So Luna one day managed to put her hoof down during one of Celestias great tantrums, she had said quote; "Celestia, stop being such an incessant, incapable brat and let me raise the sun, damn you!" Celestia then proceeded to act like she wasn't throwing a tantrum about like a few seconds ago, and 'tried to reason with her' when in actuality she was probably attempting to gaslight her younger sister. "You know this hurts me more than you.." She had said. Frustration awoke inside the youngest ones heart, so she then proceeded to lock Celestia in her room. Which was an equivalent of grounding her basically. For about a few days, Luna took over the responsibility of the sun and moon-- and thinks actually seemed to be going stable. The economy was increasing, ponies actually started liking eachother, world hunger was gone and all fatal diseases had noticeably vanished. But then Celestia somehow managed to pick the lock. Then the economy went back down, ponies hated eachother, world hunger returned and many ponies started to be infected by many new diseases which seemed to spawn randomly after she came out of the room. Celestia then took the Elements of Hatred, and proceeded to beat the hell out of Luna with them all. This didn't do a lot of damage considering they felt more like pebbles, but Luna humored her and went along along it for a while-- until Celestia got bored and decided to throw her sister into the sun. ♡♡♡♡♡ "The Elements of Hatred?.." Said a light purple unicorn from under a leafless tree, visibly reading a rather big book for something with such little story. She furrowed her eyebrows in thought, "I think I've heard of those before.. nah, fuck it. Not like i give a shit anyway." The light purple unicorn in question was a young mare by the name of Twilight. Twilight Sparkle was the worst student ever known to ponykind. While she was intelligent, she purposefully failed her classes to watch her teacher(Celestia) have a mental breakdown. She was lazy, and just a downright dick. Twilight, with a flare of her horn, lifted up the book and threw it in the river in front of her. She watched as the dryness slowly faded from its nonexistent eyes, only becoming a misty memory as it sank to the bottom. Twilight sadistically grinned, she planned on doing this earlier to watch Celestia have a panic attack over it. Especially considering that was literally the only book Celestia could afford, which was odd, considering she was a Princess. Then again, ponies did tend to boycott her a lot. Hopefully by the time she was over with what she had to do, she'd be somewhat mentioned in Celestia's therapist appointment for that day. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ Twilight walked along the paths of Canterlot, and looked up at the smoke filled sky. The grass was dry and was in worse condition than ever before. Creatures were dead along certain areas, and most ponies were either arguing or just minding their own business. Ah, this was the perfect home for Twilight. She adored it here. Three unicorns then came up to her, and Twilight froze in visible anger. She rolled her eyes; "Oh my-- for the last time, I don't have your five dollars!" "Huh? That wasn't what we were gonna ask about, Twilight." Said one of the unicorns. Twilight glanced curiously at what they could possibly have to confront her about, but remained with a resting bitch face like always. "Why did you rob Moondancer?" Lyra, one of the unicorns, asked. Twilight, upon being asked that, remembered what she did that exact morning. She broke into Moondancers place, and stole most of her items, even a picture of her dead grandmother. "Oh, please, she didn't even use them anyway--" "So what if she didn't use them? That's robbery!" Cut off one of the unicorns, making Twilight appear even more angry than before. Sheesh, this unicorn was an edgy one. "Listen, girls. I have way more important things to do than talk about your lazy jack wagon of a friend, now get out of my way before i--" --Twilight towered over them all, and raised her voice-- "--smash your horns in!" The ponies, shaking in fear, scattered in the opposite direction. One even jumped into the river to get anywhere that wasn't near her. Twilight smirked in satisfaction, and began to continue on to her home. ♡♡♡♡ Twilight walked into the palace that Celestia had so thoughtfully given her ever since she began to study against her own will, and went into the place that once was a library, but was now completely empty of any books that were once there. To tell you the truth, Twilight had an irrational fear of books, and destroyed them all in a fit of fear. Celestia of course got angry, but thats beside the point. A baby dragon then walked into the room, carrying a mirror. Twilight looked down at him, and spoke loud enough for him to hear; "Spike, where did you get that mirror from? Did you steal from Moondancer again?" "Um.." He paused with a sweat drop, "yes?" "Good. That son of a bitch deserves that for not eating those poisoned donuts I gave her." Twilight smirked while holding her head high, petting Spike on his little head as he looked up in confusion. "Err, Twilight.. didn't you have some student business to do? Why are you here?" "Because Celestia isn't worth my time, Spike, now go ahead and get ready, because we're going gambling." "Um.. aren't I too young to?" Questioned Spike in anxiety as Twilight threw him up onto her back and began to carry him towards the door. "Dont worry, I'll hide you like I did last time. CPS will never take me alive." Twilight muttered that, but the back of her head was then met with a blast of fire. Twilight groaned, already knowing why that happened. Spike had this weird condition where he would burp up random letters sent to Twilight, and due to that, Celestia would use him as a mailbox basically. "Thank you Spike, you ruined my mane." Sarcastically said Twilight. "I-- I didn't mean--" "I know you didn't, I was messing with you." Twilight interrupted, stern as she looked, she seemed to be serious. Spike opened the letter while maintaining nervous eye contact with her, and began to read in a shivering tone. "Dear Twilight," "So, yeah, your kind of being a dick-- so to undickify you, I'm sending you to Ponyville! Where you'll learn how to not be a dick, and maybe even learn how to actually care about ponies feelings! Anyway, blah, blah, blah-- your my favorite student or some shit, bye." "Sincerely, your teacher, Celestia." Spike finished reading, and Twilight only continued to head towards the door. "Err.. are you going to, um.. listen to her?" Twilight stood silently before the door, and turned her head to look at him. "No." As Twilight opened the door, she looked up, and saw two unicorn stallions attached to a carriage on her porch. She sighed. "God fucking damnit." > Enemies are Magic: Part 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight watched as the smoke from Canterlot slowly faded away as the carriage began to fly towards what was known as Ponyville, and grumbled like a teenager being grounded from a certain thing they enjoy. The red, bright sky glowed down on her and Spike as they sat in silence. "So, um.. what are you gonna do when we arrive, Twi?" Asked Spike, trying to spark up a conversation the best he could. "Smoke a cigarette. Not like i give a shit about what Celestia wants me to do anyway." Answered Twilight, looking down upon Spike. "Errr, um, okay.. uh, Celestia-- she wants you to, um.. be a better pony, right? Maybe you should listen to her this time. I know you hate her guts and everything, but I do think she's doing her best to look after you." Said Spike, trying to force a smile. "Spike, I am not listening to an entitled bratty Princess who can't even stand up to her own kingdom. She's weak. If she really wants me to listen to her, then she'll have to stop being a pussy and act like an actual Princess." Replied Twilight, her voice growing slightly louder. "I.. okay." Spike immediately gave up on trying to convince her. He didn't want her to start freaking out on him like in that one time they decided to play Monopony together. So he just stared down at his lap and awaited for them to arrive. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ By the time they had arrived, Twilight threw Spike onto her back once more, and told the stallions flying them a sincere "Fuck you", before they flew off back to where they needed to be. Twilight looked around the town, and saw that.. well, it didn't look completely different from Canterlot. Red, blazing skies of blood were cast above the town, and black clouds occasionally passed by. The grass was dead, and hard to walk on without feeling some pain. I guess that was why every few seconds a pony grunted in pain. There were no dead creatures laying on different parts of the village, but that was because somepony was carrying them all in a cart. Prominent rancid smells of animal corpses fled towards Twilight in an attempt to grab her, but she rolled her eyes, and walked off while swishing it away with her tail. Sheesh, this place could be Shadow the Hedgehogs dream land and no one would know. Maybe that's why this story is so damn edgy. Spike spoke up; "Um.. Twi, where are we going?" "We're about to steal someponys house, what else would we be doing?" Twilight replied while still looking foward, she had a lot of experience with crime, so this would probably be easy. "Oh, right, uh.. maybe you should go talk to somepony, you know what happened last time you didn't follow Celestias orders." "Yeah, she threw a tantrum and gave several ponies within her radius fatal diseases. Does it look like I give a shit about anyponys well being though?" Twilight asked in response. "N.. No, it doesn't, sorry.." Spike apologized, looking away from her glowing eyes of deep red. "No need to apologize, the only time you'll need to be sorry is if you say I should stop gambling again." Said Twilight. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ It was around the time that they committed tax fraud that they had run into a certain pony. They walked peacefully, knowing full well what they just did. They had also robbed a random mare of her money and currently were trying to hide from her, but that's beside the point. Twilight stopped suddenly, raising an eyebrow tiredly at whatever was in front of her. Spike looked up, "Why-- why'd you stop, Twi--" "The pony walking towards us doesn't have any pupils." Spike, confused at her weird statement, looked to where she was looking. And surely enough, there was a pony without any pupils whatsoever walking toward them. It was a mare with darkish, light pink fur. Her hair was a hottish pink, and was about as dark as her coat was as well. She didn't seem to have any readable emotion on her face, but what was really noticeable was her eyes. They were a light blue, but her pupils were not there. It was actually really fucking creepy to witness in person-- well, pony. Spike legit hid behind Twilight upon looking at her eyes, while Twilight only stood and kept staring like a creep. The pony stopped, and stood with her mouth slightly parted. "Uhh.. hey, Pink Panther-- mind telling me why you don't have any pupils?" Asked Twilight. The pony only stood for a few seconds, not uttering a word, before going in the other direction and trotting off. Well damn, that was rude. Not like Twilight basically just insulted her eyes or some shit. Twilight watched as she left off and disappeared into elsewhere, and then said; "Well, I know who i'm ransacking later.." Spike then let out a blast of fire, contorting his head the other way so he wouldn't burn his literal pony mother to a crisp. When he finished, he grabbed the letter as Twilight sighed harshly in response to him clearing his throat. "Dear Twilight," "Alright, so now that I heard news of you committing 3 crimes in total already in the span of you being there for about like 20 minutes, I'm going to lay out some stuff for you to do! So first your going to go to this pear place or whatever called sour appl sweet app Sour Pear Acres and see if their shit is good or not like your Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares." "And then your gonna see if this fucker with the vocabulary of a 15th century pony called Rainbow Dash is beating clouds senseless for no reason like I asked her to. Then you'll see that fucking thing this bitch called Rarity who will be praying on my downfall making the decorations or some shit." "Then you'll be seeing this other shit-fuck named Fluttershy who is so fucking annoying, I swear to god or any god above, I will fucking kill that bitch if she says she's awesome one more time. And then yeah, you can just do your own shit after cause I honestly don't care if you show up or not. And don't ransack anypony or your next on the chopping block. Anyway, la la la, your doing great, bye." "Your teacher and rightful god, Celestia." Twilight sighed once more, like a teenager dealing with their mom; "Alright, I guess we won't be ransacking anypony.." > Enemies are Magic: Part 3 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Below the blazing sky of red stood the one and only Sour Pear Acres, which in all honesty, looked less like a farm and more like a house from a Tim Burton movie except without all the black. Some trees were straight up dead, and some were standing with some dark looking pears hanging off of the leaves. The path that led towards the farm was supposed to be sand, but for some reason it oddly felt like gravel. Seriously. It looked like sand yet it felt like how it feels when you step on a lego. And due to this, Twilight was seriously biting back the urge to scream. As she continued walking foward, Spike kept reading off of the letter Celestia had sent only 30 minutes ago. "Sour Pear Acres..." Spike looked up, and looked as if he were surprised for a quick moment. "Oh— we're finally here?" "Yes, now you can stop having to read off of that letter and looking up in hopes of it being there. You think the letter can teleport us or something?" Twilight rolled her eyes, looking around the dark and dirty fields of what was supposed to be a farm. "Well.. thats what it did last time." Spike replied, holding up a hand— or what would be his hand if he were even human. "Yeah, but the Princess seriously messed up whatever she was trying to send me in that letter, so I think it doesn't count." Twilight said, holding her head up high. "Oh.. well oka—" "YAHOO! I— I MEAN, YEEHAW!" Twilight and Spike both became seriously confused by the sudden southern war cry that just erupted from somewhere, and looked around in search of the source of the noise they just heard. Only then did they realize whom had made that sound. It was an earth pony, a mare. She had dirty blonde, messy hair that was tied loosely back into a ponytail. Her eyes were a dark green color, almost like the blades of grass from below. Her coat appeared to be orange, but looked more brown for whatever reason. The mare raced across the field, and before Spike and Twilight even knew it, she promptly then proceeded to crash into an almost dead looking tree— and then proceeding to fall onto her back afterwards. Twilight raised her eyebrow, confused at what the hell was even happening, before walking to the mare whom she presumed to be Applejack. The name was odd though, considering this was a Pear farm. "Uhh.. hello?" Twilight softly greeted, or as 'softly' as she could. The mare then randomly jumped up within 0.2 seconds, and flopped about as if she were a ragdoll. The mare then stood up, and even though she literally fell a few seconds ago, she grinned widely and began to rapidly talk. "Howdy, howdy! My names Applejack! I say, you look like someponys grandpa just died, are you doing okay?" Said 'Applejack', aggressively shaking Twilight by her 'shoulders'. From the sheer force, Spike was nearly about to fall off of Twilights back. "Well if you continue with this, my shoulders won't be okay—" Said Twilight, her voice shaking from the mere force. Applejack then quickly retracted her hooves from Twilights shoulders, "Wooah, your so mean and scary looking! But that's okay, all people look mean and scary when they come here! Especially my little sisters friends!" "I can see why they do—" "But anyway, you came here for the pears right? I can't think of any other reason that somepony would come here! Other than to ransack my house of course." Applejack proudly stated, somehow still grinning even when saying that. "Well, I guess me and those ponies have one thing in common.." Twilight commented, looking down at the fields. Applejack then proceeded to gasp, but not at Twilights statement. "I should introduce you two to my family! It would be great at setting the mood." "Well as long as i don't have to stay too long— I'm probably going to go insane if ponies keep talking to me by the time this is over.." "Oh, dont worry! You'll absolutely love my family! They're the brightest ponies alive!" Beamed Applejack. "Oh, are they?" Sarcastically said Twilight. "Yep, and I'll prove it to you right now!" Applejack then proceeded to race over to a worn down bell, the bell looked as if it were going to shatter to pieces any moment now. Applejack inhaled.. and then proceeded to violently beat it with her hooves. Twilight and Spike took a few steps back in shock, both a bit concerned with.. whatever was happening. "Hey— urgh— everypony! I brought some new friends! You know what that means!" Applejack exclaimed, beads of sweat dripping from her cheek and down under her jawline. Within only 30 seconds, the doors to the barn opened, revealing.. awfully depressed looking ponies. Most were murmuring, or groaning. "Not again.." SOME whispered. As the ponies slowly scattered to some different parts, Applejack trotted over to both Twilight and Spike, and quickly brought over Twilight to a dirty and oddly fragile looking table. As Applejack sat down, so did Twilight, still having Spike on her back. She couldn't help but notice that the seats at the table felt as if they were going to fall as soon as Applejack sat down. "Now, let me introduce you to the Apple family!" Exclaimed Applejack proudly, holding her hoof at the family members who had gathered around with plates of.. rather lazy looking food, but oh well— "Arent... isn't this a Pear far—" "This here's Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Madonna—" "Wait, wha—" Twilights question was ignored, as Applejack kept going on with the list of names. As plates piled up on the table cloth, Twilight noticed that they were all literally just pears. Nothing pear-related, just actual literal pears. She hadn't seen this much bad dining since Amy's Baking Company. Applejack then proceeded to punch Twilight in the mouth for no reason as she gasped. "Big Macintosh—" —Big Macintosh looked as if he were about to explode with happiness, saying all kinds of incoherent words— "Applebloom—" —Applebloom looked as if she were going to blow up in someponys face any second now— "Aaaaaand! Granny Smith! Come here, Granny Smith, we have guests!" Granny Smith said nothing, and only grunted as she slowly slided off of her rocking chair. Her old bones cracked, and with each step she took, she grunted even more. "Urgh—" —She took another step— "Urgh—" —Another step— "Ugh, ow— my back.." Applejack then looked at Twilight, "I'd say, your already our greatest friend! Granny Smith thinks so too!" Applejack looked back at the still walking Granny Smith. "Ugh—" —Another step— "Urgh—" —Another step— "Damnit, my back.." "Well.." Twilight trailed off, getting up from the seat she had sat on. "Now that I know that the festival is going to have nothing but pears on the table, I should probably be going now. By the time the festivals already started, your Granny will probably finally be at the table." Applejack looked around nervously, "Uhh— uhhh—" "Quick, Applebloom!" Applejack whispered to her little sister. Applebloom only sighed, and then her eyes turned into that of an anime girl's. "Cliche guilt trip line for cartoons?" Applejack said in a whiney, whimpering voice. Twilight only blankly stared, and just said; "Those dont work on me, now I'm leaving." "Finally, thank Celestia.." "Now we can go back to the barn.." The crowd of family members murmured all together, some smiling and some only sighing out of relief. Twilight furrowed her eyebrows, looking almost furious. "Or I'll stay here just to spite you all." Twilight bowed her head. The crowd of family members groaned collectively, except for Applejack. Applejack only cheered and held Twilight close. Twilight softly pushed Applejack off of her. She knew just by the way this mare behaved that she was going to regret deciding to stay. But if she got this done, then Applejack wouldn't talk to her again.. Right?