> #Fan@tic > by Impossible Numbers > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > #ALifeInSnapgabSnapshots > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- #Baby’s1stSnapgab! I is a cousin again! Look at dis pic! Baby Val is SOOOOOOOO cute! – Cousin Sunflower #Baby’s1stSnapgabWord! She said Click! I think. Sounded more like kik! Val loves camera. Aunt Clem + Uncle Tang love her! Look moar baby pix! – Cousin Sunflower #Baby’s1stHearthsWarming! So many prez! Baby Val’s in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Vally? – Cousin Sunflower #Baby’s1stCleanup! Baby Val bein tidy! Saw us b like TIDY UP TIME FOOL, then she put wrap and paper in garbage can. So smrt! – Cousin Sunflower #Baby’s1stBabysitter! ME! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL! – Cousin Sunflower #Shock No joke. Just heard the news this afternoon. Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine are EWAQyuipogyulj #Sorry I lost it. Forgive me. Just so sudden. I heard some more from Dad. It was a car crash. RIP Best Aunt and Uncle ever. I’ll never forget you. #Baby’s1stBday They grow up so fast *sniff*. Little Baby Val with me and Mom and Dad. Big cake, yeah? Mom bought it. Cost $$$! #BabyValTotallyWorthIt #AlsoNotDoinTheCousinSunflowerSignatureThingEveryTime I’m just not, okay? #LittleVal Baby all growed up now! Look how cuuuuuuuuuute! #LittleValGonnaVisitApples Mom + Dad want her meet whole family. Eep! Not seen Aunt Butter + Uncle Bright so long. Kinda nervous kinda xcited. There word 4 that? #AtSwAppAcres Dad joke: Used to be a revolver called SAA! Dat Y every1 cowboys! Vote Dad tell no more Dad jokes, plz. #AlsoAtSwAppAcres Jeez what a dump. TV is OOOLLLDDD! Anyway who owns TV? Every1 on laptops + streamin + stuff now. #AlsoAlsoAtSwAppAcres Hidin in bathroom. Pretendin 2 change Little Val, rly hidin. Jeez can hear every1 shoutin. Who kick hornet nest? #MoneyNoMakeThingsBetter Trust me Mom + Dad, do NOT say ‘but look @ de munnys’ to Granny Smith. Like, who kick all the hornets nests now? #LittleValLeavinNow THANK GOODNESS #CouldaGoneBetter Mom + Dad not happy. Hoped bring fam 2gether, but NOPE. Gran-gran all like Y U LEAVE DEN 4 CITY!!! 2 good 4 u Y/N?! Still a sore spot. Whatevs. #LittleValSad Little Val never even got C cousin AJ or Big Mac. :C *lone tear* #Tho Like if u think Big Mac kinda cute. Got pic! See? #HelloFromVal HIIIIII #SunflowerInCharge I let Val haz phone. #ValWidomDay Sunflower smellz #SunflowerReallyInCharge LOL it’s spelled wisdom with a S doofus. Also Sun Goddess does not smell. It is gardnin perfum. Bcos I like 2 garden. #ValFunny LOL U no spell goood ether #SunflowerREALLYInChargeNow Val’s 1st post, ladies and gents! Give her some love! She’s here till Thursday! Tip your waitresses! #Mom+DadSoCool Mom and Dad open druuuuuuuuumroll plz then pause 4 drama THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! M + D make miracles happen! #NewRestaurantForVal Val wants go to new restaurant in THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! Called Dish Harmony. Eyeroll. FYI Mom + Dad dint name it, thnk gdnss. #Mom+DadTheBest For Val’s 7th, we got a table at THE NEW AND IMPROVED okay lol not doin that ev time. Val so xcited! #HAPPYBIRTHDAYVAL U so beautiful. #DishHarmonyDay Ugh. #DisHarmonyDayMoreLike Mom + Dad just want talk to bizniz types. Bizniz meetin! On Val’s special day! WTH!? Who DOES that? #SurroundedBySuits Booooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd. #ValSurroundedBySuits Val status: BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRDDDDDDDD #PoorBoredVal Time you get ur own account meee finx? U big girl now #ValGonnaSevenTies Bit wordplay 4 ya. Srsly tho, no 1 talk to Val. Just bout buy this plan that fund this pull out that bizniz bizniz bizniz. #DishForVal Least Val got cake. BIG cake. I sing THE SONG. YOU KNOW THE SONG YOU SING ON BIRTHDAY Y U NO SING U SUITED BIZNIZ FOOLS!!!!!! #ValNotValidated Mom + Dad only sing last line. Every1 ignorin Val. Again, WTH!? What u m-barrasssssssed by? #ForgetMom+Dad We gettin da heel outta here. #PoorVal Took her out 2 mall. Bought her camera stuff. Cheered her up. Bless Little Shutterbug! #StupidM+D Walkin home. Cant BELIEVE M+D do that to My Little Val. So rude. Poor girl cryin for attention. #HomeAloneWithVal Poor girl cryin. Vote Y/N shall I sing THE SONG? #LoveValLoveLife Val gettin attention, bless her. Just sang THE SONG. Audience: one. Number one audience, OOOOHHHHH! #OMG Dad joke. I just made Dad joke. #OMGTimesTwo Oh gosh help me I’m turnin into Dad! #ValSleepsHappy Yay. It illegal 2 B this cute. But Shhh! Shhh! #LoveYouVal Say goodnite 2 Val. My Little Val. #Mom+DadTalkToMayor Yo fool we own dis town #JustJokinGuys LOL no srsly u all cool. We all cool here #Mom+DadNotHome Wish Mom+Dad come home soon #GardeninAgain Well I is not mopin am I #ValWatch Oh no I bein watched by the Val Monster HIDE ME LOL #ValNaughty Sent Val inside. Look what she did 2 my begonias! Stupid Val #ApologyCake Aw I can’t stay mad at U My Little Val. #IMGETTINASISTER!!!!!! A real sister! Mom told me this morning! I GONNA BE A SISTER! #ScanDone Mom gonna have nother daughter #VoteForNames What would u call her? I call her Sunflower junior. M not biased. #WhatUpWithVal? She seem upset. #Mom+DadOutBuyinShops Got their own smoothie stall next as a favor. Mom while preg, too. We da specials. #Mom+Dad+FilthyRich Well they are! No, I kid, but for real dey out seein Filthy Rich mean BIG THING for us. So happy! New laptop! New phone! New everything! We gon be GUD N RICH! #MuckinInTheMud Gardenin gettin old. Plants keep dyin. Im like, why bother? Just buy from the store. #ValOnTheProwl Also Val keeps steppin on em. So annoyin. Doin it for attention. #ValABadGirl Val keeps jumpin and shoutin. Ugh, so annoyin. Went back to my room 4 2 play games. #OhYeahForgotTheTickleFruit Mom bought me Tickle Fruit game. It so fun! Gonna reach Level 100 in one go YAH I AM QUEEN OF DIS GAME! #Level10 So far so good! #Level20 Ha u said this was hard. LOL who hard now fool!? #PointAndClick Sorry not game this time. Val bug me hittin my door, so gave her coins and said go buy cake. Cake makes EVERY1 happy, right? #Level30 Dis boss is givin me brain damage. UGH SO HARD!? #MomHadSister We gon call her Bad Seed #SorryGoof No, Babs Seed. Dont know where BAD Seed come from. Mom happy, Dad happy, me happy, we all happy. #WelcomeToTheFamilyBabs! Awwww isn’t she sooooooooooo cute! She is my little bundle of love. Party time! #BiggestPartyEver Cos Mom helped him out with Mall, Filthy done paid for our party at the Half Moon Hotel. LOOK AT DIS DANCE FLOOR! #CheerUpVal! Uh uh we got a party pooper. #Mom+DadKnowSoManyPeeps Gonna help us take good care of Baby Babs. So proud. Little Babs gonna get so much she wont know what to do with it. #LOLNowIAmSuit Filthy bought it. Not normally a suit girl but darn I look good, YUH? Look who the sophisticated Sunflower. #NowUCallMe Solfleur. Is trez sophistique. #BabyBabsNeedSuit A tiny one with tiny little necktie and tiny little cuffs CAN U IMAGINE IT!? #BabyBabs1stSmile Oh I gonna die from cuteness overload #Baby’s1stHearthsWarming! So many prez! Baby Babs in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Babsy? #Baby’s1stMessup! Baby Babs smashin things! Rip up prez then rip up paper prez waz in then rip up shreds! Oh u bad girl, LOL! #Baby’s1stBabysitter! Mom+Dad go see Filthy and co. So clue: not them. #Baby’s1stBabysitter2ndGuess ME, you dorks, LOL! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL! #Baby’s1stCry Val, y u so mad? Poor Babs needs love, not shouts. Sent Val to room. Stupid Val always ruinin things. Haters gonna hate. #Baby’s1stTickleFruit Gave controller to Babsy on Level 1. ROTFL she so terrible, but we love her just the same. #Baby’sLevel10 Took only a whole three years, LOL. Babs gettin GOOD. #SnapgabCorrectionNo32 No I do not floss with non-vironmental un-green floss, jeez, where did Val even get the idea? #Baby’sLevel11 AWWWWWW too bad, Babsy. Another three years, HA! #SnapgabCorrectionNo33 And no Mom do not pay Mayor to not ask where juice for smoothie come from. THIS IS GARBAGE SHUT UP VAL. #ValenciaJustShutUp Srsly, every1 know u only doin the whole ‘oh noes the gubburment & BIG BIZNIZ iz corrupt’ 4 attenshun. GO AWAY! #Baby’sLevel12 Can U DO EEEET, Babsy!!!!??? #Baby’sLevel21 Babs: superheroine fruit saver between school and home PlayStable console! You go girl! #SNAPGABISNOTYOURNEWSPAPERJEEZ Vote if U want Val banned? Mom + Dad totally can make it happen. Filthy knows the site owner. #Baby’sLevel22 Like if U want to see her do it tonite. #Baby’sLevel45 Okay Babs no like it when I call her baby but it’s a thing now #ValTantrumNo23 Jeez what a drama queen. Mom + Dad keep her at home now. Literally can’t take her anywhere. So she bugs me now. Bcause Dat Smrt. #IHaveACunningPlan Wait her out. Ignore her. She’ll stop soon. #Baby’sLevel46 Go Babs Go! #OhThankSweetFountainyGoodness The Drama Queen has gone back to her throne to sulk. Or to write how Filthy Rich wants to buy DA WORLD BCAUSE BIZNIZ IS EEEEEVIL. #InvestigativeJournalist More like Queen of Delusions #SHUTUPVALENCIA NO ONE CARES JUST SHUT UP AND STOP #Baby’sLevel47 Darn Babs is gettin better than me. #Baby’sLevel48 OK Babs don’t gloat LOL you makin this look too easy. #GonnaBeStartinHighSchoolSoon Can’t wait! Poor Babs wanna come. Jerks still bully her at elementary. What do U think? Should I bring her? #FTheRules Rules are there to be broken. #GonnaBeBringinBabsy She’ll love it. Anyway, Tickle Fruit isn’t life. #Baby’sLevel89 She spends AGES on this old thing. Aw, ol retro over here. #Mom+DadHadTHETALK No not that one U idiot. Got Valencia to shut up. Puttin her in some ad for the Filthy. #GOSHDARNIT That sounded dirtier than I meant it to. #HighSchoolHereICome Aw to heck with it, LOOK OUT BOYS! MAMAS COMIN! #PoorValencia Ad dint go well. Not what lookin for, apparently. #BabsySaysHi Won’t type herself. She’s so shy. So proud of her tho. We got a rebel bloomin over here! #ShutUpBoutGarden I DONT DO THAT NO MORE! #BabsySaysLoveYouAll Had a wicked day at HIGH. Made fun of fools, got the grand tour, took LOADSA PHOTOS. Lookit! Lookit all the pix! #AJ Cousin AJ still bein a reverse-snob at us. Who died and made her queen of the farm? Whatevs. Loser. #WeHadFunTho Babsy the rugby team. Hey My Little Tomboy here! #BabsyBlushSoEasy Step 1: Talk about hot boys. Step 2: Look at Babsy. Step 3:??? Step 4: Go AWWWWWWW! #TellBabsyTheTALK Go on. It be so funny, make her blush harder. #AgainTomorrow? Let’s DOO EEEEET! #PoorPoorValencia Already usin Snapgab to look for another ad. Not sure if good thing or bad thing, but it a thing alright. #PoorBabsy Got caught by cranky principal. Downvote if you H8 Smellestia. #TalkToMom Might move to another school. This one so BAD. Crystal Prep, if they can AHEM *persuade* Cinch. $$$$$ #CinchIsA@!£” Wont take no AHEM *persuasion* apparently. $$$$$ Ah well. Dint want to go to stuffy dump anyway. Filthy was gonna for his kid, but thinkin now. #BiznizSchoolAThing? Thinks. Thinks. #ValenciaGotAGig Sellin apple apps! There’s an app for that now! #IsItADadJokeWhenItsOnSnapgab? Plz shoot me. #BabsyUpset Hey baby apples are nothin. Tell her that EVERY1! #WowValenciaReally Sellin ‘artisanal handmade mascara’? Plz. Its melted crayons. U foolin no1. #BabsyUSoDumb Babs bought some. I have no words. #UPerfectTheWayUAre Babsy, you can’t buy perfection. Tell her, peeps! #TickleFruit2CominOutSOON Can’t wait! Gonna get up to Level 100 again! Yes, I is still DA QUEEN. DEAL WITH IT! #WowWowWowValencia She is actually sellin this stuff. Is every1 stupid, or am I goin crazy? #SunflowerMayBeLoco She is actually SELLIN this STUFF! #Mom+DadSoProudOfValencia Okay that confirms it. I am goin crazy. #ACOMPANY!? WTF? #ClarificationRequest Valencia has a company now. Sellin real mascara. #SunflowerIsJelly I shoulda gone 2 bizniz school. #GoAwayBabsy Babsy keeps goin on about Tickle Fruit 2. Some1 tell me how 2 stop hr? I CANT FEEL MY EARS! #DarnValencia Now she gettin gigs all over Snapgab? AM I GOIN CRAZY!? #CatchphraseNotCatchin ‘Improve Your True Self In Every Way’. Yah, not happenin, girl. #SHUTUPBABSY Geez, she always wants attention. #VALENCIAISFILTHYSFRIENDNOW!? WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!? #ThoughtSheHatedHim But now she sorta kinda maybe works for him???? And sells stuff through Snapgab???? And makes money for him?????? Are there even enough ???? in the world????? #Mom+DadLoveValenciaNow They won’t shut up about what a big bizniz girl she is now. Gonna be honest: real jelly now. #ValenciaWhenYouCominHome? Barely seen her all week. Out like Mom + Dad. Only stuck here with Crybaby Babsy. #BabsyKeepsCryin I think it’s bullies. #HoldOnSunflowerGottaDoStuff Wish me luck. I swear if this is about Tickle Fruit 2 gettin delayed, I mean, GEEZ HOLY CHRYSALIS! ITS JUST A GAME! A REALLY STUPID GAME! NO ONE CARES ANYMORE! #WishIHadAChrysalis They good cars. Would take all my boys in one. #HadWordWithBabsy Um #HaveQuestion Be honest: am I a horrible person? #NeedAMinute Sorry #HorrifiedIJustRealized It’s been years since I went to Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine’s graves. #HowIFeel :C #HowIReallyFeel Worse #BabsyIsSad We went to see the graves this mornin. I just realized Babsy never been before. #AuntClemAndUncleTang They were on my dad’s side of the family. Not my mom’s side. Don’t talk about my mom’s side. Sore spot. Don’t remember why. Did I post about it somewhere? #LoveClemLoveTang ‘Life was their greatest gift, and they gave generously.’ Never seen that on their gravestone before. That’s a mood. #BabsyIsReallySad It’s been an emotional day for us. #GoodnightBabsy Love you always #ConfessionTime So it’s like this: Babsy’s getting bullied at school because every1 thinks she’s sad because she likes Tickle Fruit and junk. #ConfessionTimeForReal No, sorry, I mean it’s like this: Babsy really has a hard time talkin to people. #ConfessionTimev2.0 Sorry, this is hard to put into words #Confess Oh eff it: Babsy’s been bottlin up a lot. Mom + Dad wont talk, Valencia dont talk since shes got gigs now, and #Confess Babsy’s got no one to talk to because theyre away and #Confess Babsy needs help, and #Confess Im sorry I cant do this #SeeYouTomorrow Maybe #AreWeSisters? I know, weird question, but are we? Like, I had fun and everything and games and jokes and stuff but is that sister stuff or what? #AmIASister? It hit me last night. I don’t KNOW Babsy. Like, do I actually know her or like do I just know what she wants me to know? #WhatAmI? Like she didn’t talk to me for a while because she wasn’t sure how I’d react. #WhoAmI? I didn’t know how to take that. #WhyAmI? I’ve lived with her for years and she still doesn’t trust me. I don’t know what she means. I don’t know who she says she’s supposed to be trusting. #AndThenI When I went to see Aunt and Uncle’s graves yesterday, I felt different. #ImLike I felt like it was more real than real. You know? Don’t know if makin sense or not. Just how I feel. #IDon’t I don’t know my own sister. What she likes, why she’s scared, what she wants to do with her life. #AmI That’s like, what am I doing? That’s the epic fail of epic fails. #IDon’tKnow I just don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Am I doing this for Mom + Dad? For fun? For anything? #IsThisIt? I just post and post and post my life away and that’s it? I can’t do it anymore. I don’t feel like a REAL person with FEELINGS anymore. I feel like one big Dad Joke. #ExceptNotFunny I’m sorry. I need a minute. #TheNewSunflower I had a talk with Babsy. I’ll keep posting. It’s fun. I just won’t post everything. I’m gonna get to know her for the first time. #LoveYouAll I feel so much better now. Thank you all, my awesome followers. You keep bein awesome. #OneMonthLater I’M BAAAAAAAAACK! #TickleFruit2:TheBabbening! So we’re doin this! You know you been waitin for it! Babsy gonna ACE this GAME! FTW! #AlsoBlessYouEvery1 Got your messages. You peeps are da bomb. #OkayWeDoinThisNow Babsy Level 100, MAKE EEET HAPPEN! #TalkedToValenciaToday She’s not joining us. #ValenciaOut We uh we uh we had a row. Like a BIG row. #BYBB Whatever that means. #Bizniz Apparently ‘Vignette’ Valencia is moving out. Got an agent. Got new digs. Got a studio. Got a shiny new name. Mom + Dad said they want her 2 b… #BYBB Be Yourself But Better #DaHeck? The heck happened to her? She’s got like a million followers???? Company spokesperson!???? For selling junk???? WTF!!!! #ForSellingOtherPeoplesJunk I don’t even #IsThisForReal? I can’t believe this is happening. She’s gone. #Oh Oh #NoMoreRows Apparently, she blocked my account. #So We can’t talk to her anymore. #ByeLittleVal I never thought I’d miss her this much. I thought I didn’t even like her anymore. What is wrong with me? #BabsyHelpTime Sorry, I’m out. This is personal. You know the drill by now. #BabsyLevel100 She won the game. Tickle Fruit 2. Babsy done it and won the game. #Baby’sLastWord So why do I feel like we lost? #💔