What the fu- (Sex version)

"TWILIGHT SPARKLEEEEE! WHERE IS MY FAVOURITE STUDENT?!"

Twilights head shot up, noticing a drowsy alicorn at her doorway. The lavender mare gave out a flat stare as she eyed the intruder.

'Typical.'

Twilight used her magic to close a book of 'Wonderous Everfree Myths and legends'. A classic novel written before the fall of Sombra (the time the Royal sisters defeated him). Being the new Equestrian ruler meant she got access to EVERYTHING in the archives! It took all her assistants’ power to get her out the library.

It's been what? A hundred years since her coronation? Spike was in the dragon lands, being a dragon lord and stuff. Her friends have passed away, which she accepted after a year of grieving. She will miss them all, no matter how many years go by. But it's life. We live to die. Something she had to learn or there would have been a new NMM incident.

Oh, and now she was taller than Luna now. Just by half a head, but still.

Celestia, who’s eyes were bloodshot, had her wings stretched out and head lowered down tiredly. A black shirt held the phrase 'Sex is Life' whilst a green bottle was held in her magic.

She had so, SO many questions about the shirt. But honestly, she couldn't be bothered at this point. This was a normal occurrence these days.

Once a month, all four alicorn Princesses (excluding her) would get really, REALLY drunk and cause chaos. To Discords delight. Last time they nearly destroyed half of Canterlot because of some argument. She swore it was something on the lines of 'wanting the crystal empire because they baked good cakes?'

Yeah. And every time these kinds of events happen, she must save them before they do something even more stupid.

Apparently, they don't want her to get drunk anymore because last time she was, she destroyed the left wing, declared war AND nearly used shadow magic. She didn't remember any of it though, which does make sense due to the amount she drank. 54 bottles? Something like that. Celestia can't even drink up to 50, which was a surprising revelation.

Imagine the one thing that you can beat a two-thousand-year-old alicorn with was drinking? That was something the sun goddess was jealous off, to her delight.

So now it was just Luna, Celestia, Cadence and Flurry having all the fun. Even if Twilight can't get drunk, they STILL host it in Cantorlot, to her annoyance.

The elder alicorn turned her head towards her, giving her a joyful grin. "AH-HA! FOUND YOU." The light mare zoomed up to Twilight and placed her hooves onto her shoulders. "I NEED YOUR HELP! EQUESTRIA COULD LITERALLY EXPLODE INTO FLAMES IF YOU DONT GET YOUR TINY ASS TO THE CASTLE-" Celestia's muzzle mushed into hers. "NOW!"

"I... Wha-"

"NO QUESTIONS QUEENY. WE MUST TAKE YOU TO THE THRONE ROOM IMMEDIATELY!"

Twilight just sat there unamused. Yet something clicked into her brain.

'Queeny? Does she think I'm a queen now or something?'

Celestia locked her head with her hoof, judging down the rest of the liquor. Then, of course, smashed the bottle onto the ground.

"Celestia, how much have you drunk this time?" Twilight questioned.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The elder mare paused. "You know? I don't actually remember... but we did make a bottle throne. WAIT, THAT CAN BE HER NEW THRONE! DEAR SUN IM A GENIUS!"

Twilight just grumbled at that, her neck aching from trying to get out of the Solaris’s grasp. She didn't know who this 'her' was, but she ignored the comment. "As much as I appreciate your, uh, sudden arrival, can you let go of me now? I would rather go read than-"

"No no no. No more reading for you missy. We are going to the throne room this instant; your bride is waiting for you."

"What-"

"Now now Twilight, no mare likes being left at the alter!" Celestia said disapprovingly. "Cadence is your best mare! Isn't that awesome? And Luna, Flurry Heart and I are your brides’ maids! It’s like your brother’s wedding all over again. Well, second one. Your fiancé really screwed that up one, didn't she?"

"I-"

"NO MORE QUESTIONS! LET’S GO!"

A bright flash enveloped her eyes, her scenery changing into a very familiar room. In the middle, there was, quite literally, a bottle thrown with a few other bottles smashed or half full around it.

At her thrown, Flurry Heart was asleep on it, snoring loud. From what she could tell, she was wearing a grey shirt saying, 'sleep is life'. Luna was on her left, giggling like a little filly whilst staring somewhere. She also had a shirt, but it was white saying 'crying is life'.

Cadence was in front of the throne, half asleep with a bottle in her hoof too. And of course, had a light grey shirt on saying 'love is life'.

'Did they make custom shirts?' She hummed. 'They have better gotten me one...'

Yet what caught most of her attention was the tall mare in the middle. Twilight froze at the sight before her.

Queen Chrysalis was dressed in a beautiful, white gown. The skirt justs touches the ground as it faded into light green. It was a simple dress, but a very elagant one too.

Wearing a annoyed expression, she tried to scrape tape on her mouth, now noticing the magic suppressor on her crooked horn.

Twilight now realised who this 'her' was, and now, started to panic.

'Oh no. Oh no no no no-'

Before she could run away, Celestia held her hoof firmly and dragged her up to the top. Twilight tried everything she could to leave the ex-Princesses grip. Kicking, pulling, even biting at one point. But the sun alicorn didn't flinch one bit.

'I'm getting married... to a bug Queen who quite literally, traumatised me for a year. Great. Just BUCKING GREAT'

Once they reached the top, Celestia let go softly. And being the graceful and smart Princess she is, she took her chance.

And ran.

She dashed for it, not caring about the ponies behind her. She needed to leave this dreaded nightmare. It was too much, but so random at the same time.

But not even after two seconds after, a golden aura enveloped her, placing her just opposite Chrysalis.

"No running away little Sparkle, your future lover is here to marry you." Celestia nodded towards Cadence, who smiled drowsy towards the Queen.

"Mhmmmm... Do you, Queen oogie boogie, take the Princess nerd as your wife?"

The black tape was ripped off her muzzle, making the taller mare yelp in pain. Chrysalis glanced at her sister-in-law, annoyed. "Ouch." She mumbled. "Anyways, can I finally ask why I'm here-"

"DO YOU TAKE TWILY AS YOUR WIFE. YES OR NO. IT ISN'T HARD CHRYSII."

The bug Queen flinched back, glancing back and forth between herself and Cadence.

Twilight thought for a moment. If they got married, not only that they could sort out changeling relationships with Chrysalis's new hive, but it would also mean no more Cadence match making! Oh, that would be a dream come true! No more blind dates, no more embarrassing conversations with her subjects, and most of all, no more intimate discussions about her dating preferences!

So, with the choice she was given, she took her chance.

Twilight nodded at the changeling Queen, giving her a wink and a mischievous smirk.

Chrysalis stared, processing what her former enemy just suggested. But with no where out, and the princess having a plan to get them out of there, she nodded. "I do, I guess?"

Cadence faced towards her. "And do YOU, Princess Sparky-warky, take bug queen as your wife?"

"I do."

Cadence paused.

"AUNTY, THE RINGS!"

Luna's head shot up, squabbling to find the small objects. A few moments passed and now two rings were held in her aura. One was red and yellow, and the other was yellow and green.

Both rulers inspected each ring carefully. "Uh, is that a gummy ring?..." Chrysalis questioned.

Luna beamed. "Of course they are! We didn't have any silver rings sooooo, we got some from the kitchen instead!"

"Hmmm, I kind of like that idea better." Chrysalis nodded in agreement.

Twilight's head turned to meet hers. "Hey! Why are you agreeing with them? Your making our situation worse for ourselves you know?." The lavender Princess huffed angrily.

"Oh don't be a spoil sport, this is the most fun I've had in a while. Besides..." The changeling leaned forward. "You should try and be angry more, its cute." The queen winked.

A small blush appeared on Twilights face, causing her to pout. Then a small smile ran across her muzzle. "You should try and be kind more-" She leaned closer. "-It's cute." The lavender alicorn winked.

The changeling's coat became even darker, causing the all 'mighty' queen to draw back. "You ponies are so annoying..." she grumbled.

Luna, now impatient, slid a ring onto each horn, fitting perfectly to their surprise.

"Now that's over with, you mayyyy KISS THE BRIDE!" Cadence shouted, spreading her hooves out and her head high.

Both Chrysalis and Twilight stared at each other. Kissing your mortal enemy was something she never thought would happen.

Silence hung over the throne room, except Flurry's snores. Until Cadence spoke up, inpatient. "Girls. I may be lightheaded right now, but I quite literally picked YOU-" a pink hoof was pointed at Chrysalis. "-up from your massive ass thrown in a DESERT, dressed you up in a beautiful white gown just so you could marry my little sister." She huffed. "And don't say 'I don't even like her though!' you quite literally have a bond between Twi Twi. Yall are soulllll mates. So go on, make out or something!"

Both rules wore a bewiled expression. "What." They said in unison.

Cadence beamed. "Yuppie! Soul mates exist, why do you think I'm so good at match making? I can see who is destined for who easily. It is my talent after all."

The lavender alicorns eyes twitched. "If so, then why did you set me on all those meaningless dates? Do you know how annoying it is to talk to someone who stutters every second?"

"They weren't meaningless! They were practice of course for Chrysii over there. I don't suspect her of having any romantic relationships."

The bug Queen glared daggers into the pink alicorn. "You try being a queen, trying to not let your species go extinct for over three hundred ye-"

"Yeah yeah, death and all. Now, you were about to kiss?" Cadence gleamed once again.

Twilight stared at Chrysalis. She knew the Queen for many years, after her failed attempt at her brother’s wedding and takeover of Equestria. She was a monster. Someone who wanted stuff for her own self-greed and worth. It disgusted her.

'She nearly killed Cadence, traumatised my family and nearly took over the kingdom I now rule over. I would rather die than kiss her.'

Not noticing the love heart pouring into both of their horns, she continued to think.

'But... discord was reformed, to some degree anyways. Maybe Chrysalis can be good after all.' She hummed, looking up and down the Queen, her new wife doing the same. 'Hmmm, she doesn’t look that bad. She does have nice eyes, and uh, long fangs?' Twilight glanced further down. 'And- wow. Those are big. How does her back not ache? Like jeez.'

The further she inspected the changeling, she realised how attractive she was. Normally she wouldn't look at her enemy closely. There was no time for that in battle. Like, she was a bug pony thing! She was attracted to Equestrian ponies, not tall, dark, hot looking changelings-

The lavender mare shook her head. 'No no, don't think like that me.'

Twilight took a step forward, trying to catch her wife's attention.

'Might as well do the kiss. I don't want to see an angry-drunk Cadence again.' she shuddered, peering to the side as she watched her sister's smile wider.

Chrysalis did the same, lowering her head a little to meet eye to eye. "Just do the kiss, and then we can go escape this nightmare." She whispered.

The Queen nodded lazily, getting closer to her face slowly. She looked rather, sluggish, looking like she wasn't paying attention to anything. Except her lips.

'Did she drink before I came here or somethi-'

Before she could finish her thought, chrysalis mushed her muzzle into hers, bringing the now embarrassed alicorn into a close embrace. Her dark hoof held her at the waste, making her blush even further.

'What the heck? Where did that come from?'

Twilight could hear giggles from Cadence and Luna. "Did I tell you that changelings go in a lustful state when fed too much love?" Cadence teased. "That may have been my fault. But oh well, you'll thank me later." She winked.

Twilights eyes shot wide, trying to ignore the heat in her cheeks. "Mmmmphh Mphh MPHHH!"

She was trying to say, 'Get Chrysalis OFF ME' But the changeling was too strong to let go.

The taller mares grip got harder, using her other hoof to run down her waist. Twilights body started to stop resisting, starting to enjoy the close contact with her new wife.

She wasn’t supposed to like this! It was disgraceful for a Princess to make out in a throne room. And it was stupid making out with your mortal enemy! This was something she never, EVER have thought to have happened.

And this wasn't the plan! She was going to kiss Chrysalis with a peck, then after a week, do the exact same thing to Celestia and Luna. She would do Flurry heart, but she already has a stallion. And Cadence? Her true love is gone now, so she doesn't want another partner. Which she respected.

But she felt something pour into her. Something strong. Something hot.

Her senses went cloudy, not being able to think straight. She didn’t know what happened before, or now in her surroundings. All that she could do is focus on Chrysalis. Just the small touches of the large Queen. And the love they shared together.

She had no reasonable voice telling her to stop. To run and to blast the changeling into bits.

She was stuck in a hot, pleasurable trance. And she loved it.

Chrysalis's tongue entered her mouth, now accepting her fate to the Queen. And to her horror, she started to kiss back. She didn't know why, but she was. It felt so so wrong, but so right!

Like this was meant to be. Like this is what she was missing.

Both mares fell onto the floor, Chrysalis's body pressed up into hers as they savoured this moment.

0-------------0

Luna, Celestia and Cadence observed their rulers, eating popcorn in the process.

"Uh, how much love did ya give them? I don't think they know we're here..." Luna asked.

Cadence glanced over to the couple. "Funny thing is that I maaay have poured too much love into the both of them. I mean, they're really going for it..."

Celestia hummed, watching her ex-student and ex enemy make out in front of them. "Well, at least they're together now. But I think my plan of a 'romantic battle' would have been better. It sounds more..."

"Intriguing?" Luna finished. "Yeah, I see what you mean, the heat of the moment would get them together better."

Cadence pouted "Yeah yeah but come on! It's not every day you see a Queen and Princess get married AND have sex in front of you! Plus, they won't remember us here, only the heat of the moment." She grinned. "It would have taken hundreds of years to get them to meet in better circumstances, so I quickened the pace because I'm a great sister."

"Mhm, sureeeee..." Celestia said, not really paying attention to her niece.

They heard a faint moan from Chrysalis, watching as Twilight started to top the now weakened Queen.

"Damn, Twilight is a really fast learner. She's a virgin, isn't she?" Luna questioned her niece.

"Yep. And don't worry, I'm surprised too. Li-"

"Ughmmm...T-Twilight~"

All mares blushed, now getting worried for the new couple. "Should I, uh, help them?..." Cadence embarrassingly asked.

Celestia shook her head. "They'll be fine, they just need the love to die down a bit. But come on! This is interesting to watch."

"Tia!" Luna shouted.

"Whatttt? It is though! I mean, have you learned the Changeling Queen's autonomy? Things are going to get better soon."

"What do you mean, sister?..."

Yet as soon as she asked that, they all notice something pop out of Chrysalis's crotch. It was big, long and leaking.

"Is that..."

"Welp, I'm out."

Luna teleported out; Cadence now disturbed at the sight.

'Chrysalis has a dick. A very, VERY large one.' She thought. 'Nope.'

Cadence now walked out the throne room, a sleeping Flurry heart being carried in her aura.

And Celestia, well, let's just say she needed to finish her popcorn.

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"And that's how I got married to Chrysalis." Twilight explained, nuzzling to the taller mare happily.

Opposite the two rulers, a very disgusting and confused dragon sat there, trying to comprehend those weird circumstances. But he couldn't. It was so random. Yet so weird hearing his sister talk about the sex she had.

Spike, who was now deeply traumatised at his sister’s 'romance' story, could only ask one thing.

"So, do changelings lay thousands of eggs, or?..."

What the fu- (Normal version)

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"TWILIGHT SPARKLEEEEE! WHERE IS MY FAVOURITE STUDENT?!"

Twilights head shot up, noticing a drowsy alicorn at her doorway. The lavender mare gave out a flat stare as she eyed the intruder.

'Typical.'

Twilight used her magic to close a book of 'Wonderous Everfree Myths and legends'. A classic novel written before the fall of Sombra (the time the Royal sisters defeated him). Being the new Equestrian ruler meant she got access to EVERYTHING in the archives! All of Celestias former collection of ancient tombs and scrolls are in her possession now. It took all her assistants’ power to get her out the library after her first week of the job.

It's been what? A hundred years since her coronation? Spike was in the dragon lands, being a dragon lord and all that. Her friends have passed away, which she accepted after a year of grieving. She will miss them all, no matter how many years go by. But it's life. We live to die. Something she had to learn or there would have been a new NMM incident.

Oh, and now she was taller than Luna now. Just by half a head, but still.

Celestia, who’s eyes were bloodshot, had her wings stretched out and head lowered down tiredly. A black shirt held the phrase 'Sex is Life' whilst a green bottle was held in her magic.

She had so, SO many questions about the shirt. But honestly, she couldn't be bothered at this point. This was a normal occurrence these days.

Yeah. And every time these kinds of events happen, she must save them before they do something even more stupid.

Imagine the one thing that you can beat a two-thousand-year-old alicorn with was drinking? That was something the sun goddess was jealous off, to her delight.

So now it was just Luna, Celestia, Cadence and Flurry having all the fun. Even if Twilight can't get drunk, they STILL host it in Cantorlot, to her annoyance.

"I... Wha-"

"NO QUESTIONS QUEENY. WE MUST TAKE YOU TO THE THRONE ROOM IMMEDIATELY!"

Twilight just sat there unamused. Yet something clicked into her brain.

'Queeny? Does she think I'm a queen now or something?'

Celestia locked her head with her hoof, judging down the rest of the liquor. Then, of course, smashed the bottle onto the ground.

"Celestia, how much have you drunk this time?" Twilight questioned.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The elder mare paused. "You know? I don't actually remember... but we did make a bottle throne. WAIT, THAT CAN BE HER NEW THRONE! DEAR SUN IM A GENIUS!"

"No no no. No more reading for you missy. We are going to the throne room this instant; your bride is waiting for you."

"What-"

"I-"

"NO MORE QUESTIONS! LET’S GO!"

A bright flash enveloped her eyes, her scenery changing into a very familiar room. In the middle, there was, quite literally, a bottle throne with a few other bottles smashed or half full around it.

At her throne, Flurry Heart was asleep on it, snoring loud. From what she could tell, she was wearing a grey shirt saying, 'sleep is life'. Luna was on her left, giggling like a little filly whilst staring somewhere. She also had a shirt, but it was white saying 'crying is life'.

Cadence was in front of the throne, half asleep with a bottle in her hoof too. And of course, had a light grey shirt on saying 'love is life'.

'Did they make custom shirts?' She hummed. 'They have better gotten me one...'

Yet what caught most of her attention was the tall mare in the middle. Twilight froze at the sight before her.

Queen Chrysalis was dressed in a beautiful, white gown. The skirt just touches the ground as it fades into light green. It was a simple dress, but a very elagant one too.

Wearing a annoyed expression, she tried to scrape tape on her mouth, now noticing the magic suppressor on her crooked horn.

Twilight now realised who this 'her' was, and now, started to panic.

'Oh no. Oh no no no no-'

And ran.

She dashed for it, not caring about the ponies behind her. She needed to leave this dreaded nightmare. It was too much, yet so random at the same time.

But not even after two seconds after, a golden aura enveloped her, placing her just opposite Chrysalis.

"No running away little Sparkle, your future lover is here to marry you." Celestia nodded towards Cadence, who smiled drowsy towards the Queen.

"Mhmmmm... Do you, Queen oogie boogie, take the Princess nerd as your wife?"

The black tape was ripped off her muzzle, making the taller mare yelp in pain. Chrysalis glanced at her sister-in-law, annoyed. "Ouch." She mumbled. "Anyways, can I finally ask why I'm here-"

"DO YOU TAKE TWILY AS YOUR WIFE. YES OR NO. IT ISN'T HARD CHRYSII."

The bug Queen flinched back, glancing back and forth between herself and Cadence.

So, with the choice she was given, she took her chance.

Twilight nodded at the changeling Queen, giving her a wink and a mischievous smirk.

Chrysalis stared, processing what her former enemy just suggested. But with no where out, and the princess having a plan to get them out of there, she nodded. "I do, I guess?"

Cadence faced towards her. "And do YOU, Princess Sparky-warky, take bug queen as your wife?"

"I do."

Cadence paused.

"AUNTY, THE RINGS!"

Luna's head shot up, squabbling to find the small objects. A few moments passed and now two rings were held in her aura. One was red and yellow, and the other was yellow and green.

Both rulers inspected each ring carefully. "Uh, is that a gummy ring?..." Chrysalis questioned.

Luna beamed. "Of course they are! We didn't have any silver rings sooooo, we got some from the kitchen instead!"

"Hmmm, I kind of like that idea better." Chrysalis nodded in agreement.

Twilight's head turned to meet hers. "Hey! Why are you agreeing with them? Your making our situation worse for ourselves you know?." The lavender Princess protested.

"Oh don't be a spoil sport, this is the most fun I've had in a while. Besides..." The changeling leaned forward. "You should try and be angry more, its cute." The queen winked.

The changeling's coat became even darker, causing the all 'mighty' queen to draw back. "You ponies are so annoying..." she grumbled.

Luna, now impatient, slid a ring onto each horn, fitting perfectly to their surprise.

"Now that's over with, you mayyyy KISS THE BRIDE!" Cadence shouted, spreading her hooves out and her head high.

Both Chrysalis and Twilight stared at each other. Kissing your mortal enemy was something she never thought would happen.

Silence hung over the throne room, except for Flurry's snores. Until Cadence spoke up, inpatient. "Girls. I may be lightheaded right now, but I quite literally picked YOU-" a pink hoof was pointed at Chrysalis. "-up from your massive ass thrown in a DESERT, dressed you up in a beautiful white gown just so you could marry my little sister." She huffed. "And don't say 'I don't even like her though!' you quite literally have a bond between Twi Twi. Yall are soulllll mates. So go on, kiss or something!"

Both rules wore a bewiled expression. "What." They said in unison.

Cadence beamed. "Yuppie! Soul mates exist, why do you think I'm so good at match making? I can see who is destined for who easily. It is my talent after all."

The lavender alicorns eyes twitched. "If so, then why did you set me on all those meaningless dates? Do you know how annoying it is to talk to someone who stutters every second?"

"They weren't meaningless! They were practice of course for Chrysii over there. I don't suspect her of having any romantic relationships."

The bug Queen glared daggers into the pink alicorn. "You try being a queen, trying to not let your species go extinct for over three hundred ye-"

"Yeah yeah, death and all. Now, you were about to kiss?" Cadence gleamed once again.

Twilight stared at Chrysalis. She knew the Queen for many years, after her failed attempt at her brother’s wedding and takeover of Equestria. She was rather... confusing.

At first, Chrysalis was just another villain to her; a tyrant that needed to be defeated no matter what. But the more time she spent with her right now, the more that she disagreed. There was more to the Queen, more than she realised.

Could Chrysalis be reformed? Or at least tamed? She did not know. Yet the idea of them both being soul mates was starting to make sense now.

Before all this, Twilight always thought something was missing. Like her life wasn't fully fulfilled. Sure, the loneliness in the castle got rather boring sometimes, but it felt more like an ache than a smaller feeling. Even when she first made friends with the elements, she always felt that dullness inside her heart.

Maybe this was it. Even if Cadence was drunk at the minute and practically kidnapped a Queen, was she right? Maybe after all this time of feeling so empty all her life, she could finally feel full?

Twilight glanced at the Queen once more, but in a different light. The barrier of the changeling being a monstrous tyrant was gone. All that she could see was a changeling. One that was rather embarrassed and possibly conflicted too. Yet she looked so...

"See something you like, your highness?" Chrysalis bowed, giving her a fanged smirk. "Not even ten minuets of being here and you've already fallen over heals for me. You woe me princess."

The ruler of Equestria blushed furiously, trying to avoid her entrancing gaze. "I-I, uh..." She paused. "ITSNOTWHATYOUTHIN-"

A black hoof was placed softly on her muzzle, hearing a gentle chuckle coming from opposite her. "You are just so adorable! I mean, you did catch my eye on that faithful wedding all those years ago. Who would of thought we would end up here? Forced to marry each other because of some drunken alicorns. Its funny how fate works like that." Her hoof came off her muzzle, now looking at the warm expression coming of the changeling. "So, your majesty, would you take me as your awfully wedded bride?"

Twilights cheeks burned red hot, not sure what to say. Was she still acting, or was she serious? She couldn't tell, but if they did want to get out of there, they might as well get it over with.

"I do, my Queen." Twilight stepped closer to Chrysalis, and gave her a peck on the lips.

"HAZAH! OUR LITTLE TWILY IS MARRIED NOW!" Luna excitedly yelled in her Canterlot voice. "NOW, WE MUST CELEBRATE!"

"And if you mean celebrate, you don't mean-"

"MORE DRINKING!"

Twilight face hoofed, sighing tiredly.

A black hoof landed on her shoulder, startling Twilight a little, but then calming down as she realised who it was. Chrysalis, Queen of the new Badlands hive and now the wife of Princess Twilight Andromella Sparkle, looked down on her happily. "Just go with it, we can have a few drinks, wait until they all pass out and then we can go escape."

The lavender alicorn hummed at this. "Alright then, I don't see the harm in it." She paused. "Say, you were acting back then, were you?"

Chrysalis lowered down and kissed her on the cheek. "Who said I was, Sparky."

The changeling walked over to her fellow alicorns, taking a bottle of vodka and took a few sips from it.

She had too many questions right now. Her life had been flipped upside down in just ten minuets. She was now married to a Queen. A changeling Queen. A former enemy of Equestria nether less! Did this make her a Queen now? 'Queen Twilight Adromella Sparkle.' Now that was weird to think about.

The new Queen shook her head, watching as Chrysalis joked towards Luna. They seemed really close for some reason. Like, did they all know each other or something? With out the whole 'I'm going to feed on all the love in Equestria after I destroy a wedding.' At least her life would be more exiting now and most importantly, less lonely.

Twilight, who was now too overwhelmed with the situation, walked over to the group, grabbed a bottle and drank it all in mere seconds. They all stopped their convocations, eyeing the alicorn in rather concern or awe. Twilight breathed in, throwing the bottle towards a window, and smashing it.

"Give me another one."

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"So, do you remember much from last night?" Chrysalis questioned, hugging the smaller mare tiredly.

Twilight, who had a really, REALLY bad migraine, could only moan in pain. "I don't know... this head ache isn't helping at all."

The changeling kissed her on the head. "Your fault for drinking so much dear. You had like, over sixty bottles?" She mused. "I must say, I'm not surprised you don't remember a thing. Last night was wild I'm telling ya."

The alicorns eyes shot wide, glancing up to her wife. "Did we..."

"Hmmmm, maybe we did, maybe we didn't. But I know Luna and that one lunar guard had a fun time." Chrysalis grinned, nuzzling the now annoyed alicorn. "Now now, you can ask your alicorn buddies what happened last night when you feel better, I feel like it would be funnier if it came out of them instead."

Twilight huffed at this, but had nothing to say afterwards. Both mares hugged closer underneath the sheets, enjoying each others company in the moment. Even if last night was the most weirdest and the most eye opening day ever, they wouldn't change it for the world.

Because they were together now, and that's what matte-

Someone burst the door open, making the couple jump. "GUYS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! WE HAVE A VERY ANGRY DAYBREAKER AND NIGHTMARE MOON IN THE COURT YARD RIGHT NOW!" Cadence worriedly exclaimed.

Chrysalis jumped out of bed, ready for battle. But Twilight stayed in bed, unbothered. "What is it this time? Cakes? The stars? Wanting to be my mother?-"

"-TOILETS!"

The changeling Queen wore a confused expression. "Is that it? Are they still drunk or something?"

"I DONT KNOW, BUT WE NEED TO CALM THEM DOWN OR-"

"-They'll destroy all of Equestria, yeah yeah. Its not like its a first." Twilight muttered. "Sort it out yourself, you are a princess Afterall."

"BUT-"

"CADENZA, GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT MY ROOM NOW OR I SWEAR TO THE STARS, I WILL GET MY 'ALL POWERFUL' WIFE TO BLAST YOU INTO LITTLE BI-"

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. Jeez..." Cadence muttered, walking out the room in a 'calm' manner.

Chrysalis glanced at her wife, concerned. "Should we help them, or?..."

"Leave them. Trust me, the most destruction they've done is blow up a tree. And it was going to get cut a week later anyways." Twilight said, now spreading her front hooves out towards the changeling. "Now come over here, I'm cold now."

She smiled, entering the covers of her new bed. Chrysalis nuzzled into the alicorn, giving a little peck on the muzzle. "Good morning, Sparky."

Twilight smiled back, sending back a muzzle of her own. "Good morning, Chryssi."

Drunk on love

by Alylava

What the fu- (Sex version)

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