> Pies
>  by Count_Pony001
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> Chapter 1
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At Ponyville:

Pinkie said, tearing up, "Why did...you..li-lie to me about liking pies?"
Rainbow Dash said, "Well, I don't like pies and I was trying to not offend your feelings, also shouldn't you already know that I hate pie?" Pinkie said "Well, you never told me." then Pinkie ran away, Rainbow Dash set out her wings and started to fly to her house in Cloudsdale.


In Sugar cube Corner:


Pinkie Pie said, "Ugh, that Dashie, why does she always lie to me?"
Gummy blinked at her. Pinkie was making a pie. She poured milk into the bowl, then she said, "I wonder what a pony.."


She then shouts, "Ah Ha! Eureka, I have an idea, but I must depart at moonrise, or my master plan will fail."


she then clapped her hooves and said, "Dashie will be sorry!" she then walked to Twilight's house.

At Twilight's house:

She then knocked on the door and said, "Twilight let me in!"


Twilight said, "Oh hey Pinkie Pie, do you need anything, need a cookbook?"

Pinkie said, "Can you cast a cloud walking spell on me that will last a week?"
Twilight, perplexed asked, "Why do you need it for, you want to talk to Rainbow Dash about the fight you two had at Ponyville?"

Pinkie paused for a bit before saying, "Uh, yes!"

Twilight said, "Okay!" she pressed her horn and preformed the spell, she then said, "There you go, but you have till tommrow morning to use it or you won't be able to walk on clouds like the Pegasus."

Pinkie said, "Okie, dookie, loki!"
At Pinkie's house:

she then walked to her house to get the essentials from her secret chest. she said, "Let see, body bag check, knife, check, blueberries, check. Okie dookie loki, I got everything."

At Ponyville:
She then hopped outside of her house and pay 3 bits to use a Hot air balloon. She got in the Hot air balloon, and it went up and up and up. then it finally landed on a cloud, she is now in Cloudsdale.

At Cloudsdale:

she jumps out of the balloon and hide in a dumpster; she waits for nighttime so she can execute her true intentions. 
she said, "It's 6PM, 2 more hours then I will execute: Operation Pie!"

2 hours later:

It is 8PM, Pinkie Pie jumped out of the dumpster and sneaked to Rainbow Dash's mansion. she then jumped very high and landed on the roof and jump down the chimney. 
she's inside Rainbow Dash's house.
> Chapter 2
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At Rainbow Dash's mansion:

Pinkie pie then carefully walked up the stairs and made sure not to make a sound, she was wearing a ski mask, sunglasses and holding her bag of essentials she collected back when she was at her house, she leaned in her ear and didn't hear a sound, Rainbow Dash was setting up her alarm and feeding tank his last meal for the day, she then walk and jumped into the bed.


Pinkie whispered said, "This will be easy."

she then slowly opens the door and sees Rainbow Dash sleeping and tank eating, Tank notices Pinkie and started slowly walking up to her, Pinkie kicked tank and then sneak by Rainbow Dash's bed. she then set her bed down and grabbed the body bag and started to stuff Rainbow dash in the body bag and gave her some muffins so she can survive.

she then ran downstairs and outside the house.

At cloudsdale:

She then sneaks and hide behind building and after a few hours she found the hot air balloon she used to get to Cloudsdale.
she then threw the bodybag inside the balloon and hopped him, when she was doing this Rainbow Dash said, "Hey! What is the big idea?"

the balloon brought the two back to Ponyville she hopped out and picked up the bag and the bodybag.

At Ponyville:

She then dashed to her house locked the doors and windows so Rainbow Dash will not into escape. and started to open the body bag and dump her out. Rainbow Dash said madly, "PINKIE, WHY DID YOU FOALNAP ME?"  she said as she was tied up.

At Pinkie's house:

Pinkie said, "You will see, Dashie, you will never see the light of day again!" she pulled out a cleaver knife and chopped Rainbow dash hooves.

Rainbow dash cried and said, "Why Pinkie!?"

Pinkie Pie said, "Because you lie to me and I want to make sure you never do that again so I'm turning you into a pie since pies can't talk, therefore they can't lie."

Rainbow Dash said sadly, "I'm sorry, Pinkie..."

Pinkie laughed and said, "Okay Dashie, you will be sorry!" she then dashed the cleaver right through Dash's neck.
Rainbow Dash cries in pain. Rainbow collapse on the floor, with her eyes, white as snow in winter. she laughed and removed Rainbow Dash's eyes and chopped off her hooves and tail, blood was leaking from Rainbow Dash's body.

Dash's body started to smell like someone's armpits after they workout, so she threw the rest of the body in the trash. She then put Rainbow Dash's hooves a few pieces of Rainbow Dash's tail in the pie and then put in the oven, after an hour the pie was done.
> Chapter 3
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Pinkie pie took another bite before she put the pie in the fridge. she then went upstairs and drifted to sleep. The next day, she could hear Fluttershy and Twilight moping. Pinkie pie asked, "What is wrong?"

Twilight said, "Rainbow Dash is.. is...is..''

Fluttershy answered for Twilight and announced, "She is missing and nopony knows where she is, you're the one who last saw her, so where is she?"

Pinkie said and tried to fake being sad, "Oh Dashie, nooooo! Why her, WHY HER?" she said as she cries profusely. Twilight said, "Where did you last saw her?"


Pinkie Pie lied, "In her house!"

Twilight said, "Okay, there is already cops there searching for evidence of who did it."

Pinkie Pie said, "I hope she gets found." Then the two mares left Pinkie Pie's room and went to find evidence to see where's Dashie.
Pinkie Pie smiled, she got away with turning Rainbow Dash into a pie.
Twilight was taking this situation the hardest she thought to herself, "I love Rainbow Dash, I wanted her to be my marefriend!"

She then smelled something strange, where is that coming from?" she sniffed the smell all the way to the fridge she then opens the fridge with her hooves and saw a pie with cold, uncook, eye with a magenta. She said, "Is that Rainbow Dashes eyes!?"

She was in shocked what she just saw, then she heard a giggle. she turned around and saw nothing. she then ran out of the house and went to the PPD (Ponyville Police Department), and told them everything and also said that the magenta eye could come from Rainbow Dash.

The Policemares took it and did a DNA Test and discovered that it WAS rainbow Dash's eye. 
The Policemares and stallions bashed into Pinkie's house and arrested her and told her this, "that in the eye there was Rainbow Dash's eye, she was the last person to see her so there is a high chance that it was her who killed and made Rainbow Dash missing."

Then the policeponies show the evidence to Celestria and Celestria expelled Pinkie to the moon, and was left to rot,

PLOT TWIST:

That wasn't Pinkie Pie who was expelled to the moon it was a robot Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie still roams the streets of Ponyville. 

The End