> X pony's reactions to chocolate > by KingSombraTheTyrantRuler > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Celestia > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Princess Celestia sat in her chambers, staring at the strange bar that her former student had given her. It was a bar of chocolate. Something Celestia had never heard of before. "Hmm... Should I eat it?" Celestia asked herself. "Well... I guess it can't be that bad... But how do I open this famed thing?!" This white alicorn had been trying to open the bar of chocolate for a few hours now. She had tried everything. Even opening it like an earth pony. "Ugh," Celestia yelled in frustration. "Go to Tartarus!" Celestia then proceeded to eat cake. Because she's Celestia. > Luna > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Huh..." Luna said as she stared at the thing in her hooves. Unlike her sister, she had managed to open it. With the aid of Shadowlance. "Should I eat this?" she asked. "It never hurts to try things," Shadowlance reminded her. "I guess you're right," Luna said. "It might be really good, and I don't want to lose this chance to try it." She stuffed the whole thing into her mouth. Shadowlance was disappointed. He wanted some! Luna began sneezing. "Achoo! AchOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!" Shadowlance ran out of the room. Buck the chocolate. He didn't want to get flu again. > Twilight > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twilight put her book down. No matter what she did, she couldn't get that chocolate off her mind. "It can't hurt to try it, right?" She took a bite. "It tastes...good." Twilight took another bite. And another. And then the bar was finished. "Nooo!" Twilight began crying like a foal. "It can't be finished! That was only three bites! Nooo!" Her crying got louder and louder. And then she saw another bar of chocolate. The purple alicorn put her hoof out, ready to take it... And then the bar was finished. She began crying onto her startled guard- Flash Sentry. > Rainbow Dash > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rainbow Dash stared at the chocolate that unicorn had given her. "This is so uncool!" She groaned. "I'm not able to think about anything apart from this strange thing! Did that Shimmer unicorn cast some spell on it or something?!" And then Rainbow tried to nap on her cloud. Only to hear crying. She got up and saw the chocolate bar crying. "What do you want?" She hissed. The crying got louder. "Quiet!" Rainbow screamed, "What do you want, you stupid thing?!" The chocolate bar just continued to cry tears of chocolate. And then Dash bucked it off the cloud. > Rarity > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rarity hummed as she made a new dress. Just then Sweetie Belle ran in. With a bar of chocolate. Rarity screeched, "Keep that thing away from my dresses!" Sweetie Belle took a step back. "Sorry. This Sunset pony came and said to give this to you." Rarity looked at the chocolate. "No thanks. You can have it darling." "Really?!" Sweetie's eyes became the size of dinner plates. "Thanks so much Rarity! Now I'm gonna try getting a cutie mark in eating chocolate." She ran out of the boutique as Rarity smiled. "I'm not the element of generosity for nothing darling~" > Fluttershy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fluttershy was curled into a ball, staring at the strange thing that had appeared out of thin air. Angel rolled his eyes and squeaked something that probably meant, "Stop being such a scaredy-cat; touch that thing." Fluttershy whispered, "I can't help but be scared Angel. What if that thing hurts me?" Angel squeaked something in bunny language. Maybe it was "I'll touch it." He went and touched it. Fluttershy shut her eyes, hoping that Angel will be fine. But when she opened her eyes, Angel was eating the chocolate. Fluttershy screamed and ran to go and hide under her bed. > Pinkie Pie > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pinkie Pie looked at the thing in front of her face. "Using my super Pinkie Sense, I can tell that this is a bar of chocolate from the world that Sunset Shimmer came from! But how did it get here?" She licked the unwrapped bar which she unwrapped with her mane. "Using my super Pinkie Sense, I can tell that Sunset Shimmer came here and gave chocolate to everypony!" Gummy blinked. "I guess you're right Gummy. Sunset must have brought this bar of chocolate here so that I could eat-" Pinkie stuffed it in her mouth and became an alicorn. > Apple Jack > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apple Jack had a deep frown on her face as she looked at the thing in front of her. "Now," she began, "just what is this thing?" "It's chocolate!" Apple Bloom helpfully said. "Ah might not know what this here thing it, but it ain't what the hay you said." Apple Bloom shouted, "It's chocolate!" Apple Jack ignored her sister. "This ain't made of apples... So I'll buck it a thousand miles away!" Apple Jack bucked the chocolate away as Apple Bloom stared at her with her jaw touching the ground. "What?" "You...you...you bucked the chocolate a thousand miles away!" > Sunset Shimmer > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunset Shimmer laughed evilly as she used her magical globe to watch how the most important ponies in Equestria were defeated by her plan. It had all worked out, and now she would be able to become a Princess. An evil Princess. She would rule Equestria forever because all of the important and powerful ponies were out of the way. She was proved wrong as Shining Armor and Cadence came out of thin air and said, "We know of your evil plan and shall defeat you, Sunset Shimmer!" "Nooo!" Sunset screeched. "Where did you two come from?" "Seriously?" Shining shrugged. > Finale > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Seriously?" Shining shrugged. "We don't know." He shook his head. "That was weird." "Yeah," Cadance agreed. "It's like everything froze for a second." "I don't know about what happened, but I will kick your asses!" Sunset smiled. "What does kick mean?" Shining asked. Cadance shrugged. "And how will you defeat us?" Cadance asked. "With chocolate," Sunset smirked. "Wat." Shining turned to his wife. Sunset got her super evil chocolate machine™ and then laughed so villainously that it was much better than Nightmare Moon's evil laugh. Did Moony have an evil laugh? Anyways, Sunset blasted Shining and Cadenza and ruled Equestria.