Warning: Your brain cells will literally go "pop" and "boom"./Though I think that TheMajorTechie's What If story will do a better job of destroying your brain cells.
Also, I've only posted this story on this site. Cuz the contest is only on this site, duh.
Rainbow Dash stared at the chocolate that unicorn had given her.
"This is so uncool!" She groaned. "I'm not able to think about anything apart from this strange thing! Did that Shimmer unicorn cast some spell on it or something?!"
And then Rainbow tried to nap on her cloud. Only to hear crying.
She got up and saw the chocolate bar crying. "What do you want?" She hissed.
The crying got louder. "Quiet!"
Rainbow screamed, "What do you want, you stupid thing?!"
The chocolate bar just continued to cry tears of chocolate. And then Dash bucked it off the cloud.
Pinkie Pie looked at the thing in front of her face. "Using my super Pinkie Sense, I can tell that this is a bar of chocolate from the world that Sunset Shimmer came from! But how did it get here?"
She licked the unwrapped bar which she unwrapped with her mane. "Using my super Pinkie Sense, I can tell that Sunset Shimmer came here and gave chocolate to everypony!"
Gummy blinked. "I guess you're right Gummy. Sunset must have brought this bar of chocolate here so that I could eat-"
Pinkie stuffed it in her mouth and became an alicorn.
"Yeah," Cadance agreed. "It's like everything froze for a second."
"I don't know about what happened, but I will kick your asses!" Sunset smiled.
"What does kick mean?" Shining asked. Cadance shrugged.
"And how will you defeat us?" Cadance asked.
"With chocolate," Sunset smirked.
"Wat." Shining turned to his wife.
Sunset got her super evil chocolate machineā¢ and then laughed so villainously that it was much better than Nightmare Moon's evil laugh. Did Moony have an evil laugh?
Anyways, Sunset blasted Shining and Cadenza and ruled Equestria.