> Le Club Filth > by Rimmer > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > What It Says On the Sign > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Damn, Dash. That was some top notch air you had back there!" Spitfire complimented the cyan pegasus as they stepped out of the Wonderbolt training facility. She slapped her with her wing in a rough gesture of appreciation. "This new maneuver is gonna be the star of our next show!" Rainbow Dash shot Spitfire a cocky grin as she hovered just above the clouds. "Oh yeah, I know. It's at least 20 percent cooler than the old school loops you come up with," she teased hitting back with her own wing. The captain gave a playfully indignant huff at the jest, bringing a hoof up to her chest. "I'm wounded," she said dramatically. "Also, you gotta stop saying that. That joke is getting way too old." Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "Saying what?" she asked. "The whole '20 percent cooler' schtick," Spitfire replied. "And you're calling me old school." The fiery mare spread her wings and took off towards Cloudsdale's downtown. "Hey!" Rainbow cried out after her and increased her speed to catch up. "That's not old school! That's like... that's my thing! My catchphrase!" "Uh huh," replied Spitfire as she glanced over her shoulder. "Maybe it's time to get a new one, then." Rainbow just grumbled at the suggestion as the two flew in silence for a few moments. "So, where are we headed?" She finally asked. "There's this new club that Fleetfoot was telling me about," the fiery pegasus replied. "You pay for drinks by the hour, rather than individually. Real high end, too." "Oh, that sounds awesome. Just my style!" Rainbow said, narrowing her eyes and speeding off. "Race you there!" Spitfire rolled her eyes. “You don’t even know where it is,” she muttered as she chased after the rainbow mare, soaring through the evening sky towards the glittering city lights floating in the clouds beyond. It did not take them long to cross the city. Rainbow Dash touched down mere moments before Spitfire landed, and the cyan pegasus pumped a foreleg in the air. "Ha ha! I beat ya' again, Cap!" "Yeah yeah," Spitfire rolled her eyes. "So you did." She gestured to the building in front of her, an ornately sculpted cloud building with a burning magic sign held aloft by a smaller puff of cirrus. Le Club Filth, it read in bright purple script. "Let's go inside." As they stepped in the doors, they were greeted by a spacious reception room with upscale furniture and a sweeping desk. Their eyes widened at the lavish furnishings of the room - it was rare that they came to such a high class establishment. The floors were made out of beautiful hardwood planks, stained and laminated to a deep brown finish. As a matter of fact, most of the design in the room was unexpectedly... solid. At least for a cloud city. "How is this place being held up?" Rainbow asked in awe. "We're like... a kilometer up in the sky, and I didn't see any big balloons on the outside." Spitfire shrugged. "I don't know. Probably some fancy unicorn magic," she answered before she gestured over to a door as it opened up. "And that's probably the unicorn, there." A dark purple unicorn mare with a pink mane lifted up in a ponytail greeted them, a wide smile on her face. "Welcome to Le Club Filth, Cloudsdale's finest and most niche club. What can I get you started with today?" "Uh," Rainbow managed to say, still awed by the class of the place. "What?" The mare's eyes fluttered as she giggled slightly. "I presume this is your first time?" Rainbow and Spitfire looked at each other and nodded at the mare.  "Well, once again, welcome. We offer several exclusive night-long packages, or an hour-by-hour plan if that's more your style," she explained. "Drinks, of course, are included," the purple mare added with a salacious wink, as if reading the two mare's minds. The two newcomers shared another glance before Spitfire spoke up. "What do you mean drinks are included? What else is part of these packages?" With a mirthful chuckle, the unicorn smiled gleefully. "How about I give you a tour?" she suggested and nodded her head towards the door she had just come through. Spitfire and Dash shared a look before they nodded and made to follow the unicorn. “Do you own this place?” asked Spitfire. “I mean, there’s some pretty heavy magic holding this place up, and you’re the only unicorn I’ve seen, so…” The unicorn laughed. “Oh, I assure you it’s not my magic holding this place up. It’s some nice, powerful enchantments done by the best unicorns in Canterlot,” she explained as she trailed a hoof along the plastered wall. “If it was my magic, we’d all be hurtling towards the ground right now.” Spitfire nodded along. “Ah. So you’re just the…” “You can call me your hostess for the evening if you like,” she replied. “My name is Rimmer.” “I’m Spitfire, and this is Rainbow Dash,” the yellow pegasus introduced in reply. “Oh, I’m well aware,” Rimmer replied as she batted her eyes at the pair. “You two need no introduction.” Rainbow didn't notice the sultry wink that was thrown her way as her eyes drifted to a doorway that they passed. It looked like your typical nightclub with ponies dancing and drinking at the bar. However, at each corner of the dance floor there were large, circular pedestals with silver poles extending up to the ceiling. Several pegasi twirled around on them to the small crowd, and there was a series of cheers as one of them flashed her pantied flank at them. "Soooo," Rainbow began. "This is like... a strip club?" she asked. "Sure, you could call it that," Rimmer said. "But it really is so much more than that." As if she had timed her answer perfectly, the group walked by a fogged glass door. Two forehooves were pressed up against the glass, leading down to a foggy shadow of the rest of the mare as another shadowy figure moved rhythmically behind her. Soft, low moans and wet slapping noises could barely be heard from behind the door, but they were definitely there. Both Spitfire and Rainbow blushed deeply as they realized where they were. "So, it's a brothel," Spitfire surmised. Rimmer smiled sultrily. "You could also call it that," she said. "But it really is so much more." She turned back around and flicked her tail, just barely giving her two followers a glimpse of what was below. Neither could get quite a clear look, but the tease was enough to get them moving again. "How does this room look?" she asked as they came to an empty room. The interior looked incredibly done-up and higher class than any of the clubs either of the Wonderbolts had ever been to before. It had a lovely maroon carpet, and a small, velvet couch. As they stepped inside, Rimmer spoke again. "I can have drinks brought up in a moment. What would you like?" "Wait, we didn't agree to any... package," Spitfire said cautiously.  Rimmer's eyes twinkled in reply. "Consider it a welcome deal," she replied. "If it piques your interest, then we can talk about business."  “What’s in the welcome deal?” Rainbow asked, her interest definitely peaked. “Oh, and I want a manehatten.”  Spitfire looked at her colleague wearily, but added her own drink order as well. “A pegasus gin fizz, please,” she said with a fair bit more tact. The unicorn smiled sultrily as she tapped their orders into a tablet by the door. “Those will be up shortly,” she said before she turned her attention back to her guests. “I’d be more than happy to offer any of the private services that my club has to offer,” she began. “Within reason, of course.” “What… private services do you offer?” Spitfire asked as she swallowed. Was it getting hot in here?” Rimmer slowly approached the two ponies as she continued. “The usual. I can offer you any build of stallion or mare that you’d like, for as long as you’d like,” she said. “Or, I could bring up a pair of them and let them enjoy each other in front of you,” she went on as she stepped in between the two mares. She flicked her tail against Spitfire’s nose as she passed her by. “Or…” the unicorn paused for dramatic effect. “As a little welcome gift, I could offer my own personal services for your pleasure.”  “Personal services?” breathed Spitfire as Rimmer circled back around to face the two of them. “Like… you, personally?” The unicorn nodded. “Of course,” Rimmer said with a sly smirk. "You'll be pleased to find that I have... all of the assets you'd need." With a flourish of her tail, the unicorn turned around to reveal her backside to them; a pert, slightly stained puffy anus right above a juicy pair of large, round testicles, beneath which hung a long, thick horsecock. "That is, if you're interested." "Oh," Rainbow grinned sultrily as she practically drooled at the sight. "I am definitely interested." "Fuck..." trailed off Spitfire as her eyes immediately locked onto the firm pucker nestled between Rimmer's dark purple asscheeks. "Yeah... count me in." The unicorn smiled wide and shook her ass playfully before she turned back around. "Please, make yourselves comfortable," she said, waving to the red velvet couches that lined the walls of the room. When nopony moved, she added, "Or, if you're that excited..." She sauntered on over to the cyan pegasus and traced a hoof along the pony's side. Her touch made the mare shudder, especially as the hoof brushed over her sensitive wings. “W-wait,” Rainbow said as her body shivered at the touch. “What about our drinks?” Rimmer chuckled. “I told the waiter to take his time,” she whispered into the pegasus’s ear before she continued trailing her hooves down her back. "Now, shall I begin?" Rimmer asked as she walked around behind Rainbow Dash. She brought her hooves up to the cyan pegasus's toned rear, and gently lifted the prismatic tail up and out of the way. Dash's rear was now fully exposed to the unicorn, and she licked her lips hungrily before she dove in. Rimmer's tongue lovingly caressed Rainbow's anus. It swirled around each fold of the tasty pucker and lathered the wrinkled flesh with her own, warm saliva. She cooed at the taste of the pegasus's backdoor, a light musky tang with undertones of defecations pasther past defecation, coupled with the salty, fresh sweat that had gathered between her cheeks during practice. That, combined with the scent of a sweaty, musky mare nearly forced the unicorn's eyes to roll back into her head as she opted to replace her tongue with her nose. "Oh, Rainbow Dash," she cooed as she flared her nostrils against the sweaty anus. "You have the most delightfully musky ponut I've ever smelt." The unicorn took another deep breath, letting the fragrant musk stew in her nose before she moved back up to press her lips against the puffy ring of muscle. Rainbow blushed at the strange compliment. "Heh, uh... thanks... I think," she said.  Meanwhile, Spitfire had slipped behind Rimmer as she was eating out Dash's ass. Her mind had not once left the thought of the unicorn's dirty pucker since it had been flashed to them a few moments ago. The pegasus longed to taste the filth that clung to the wrinkled star, and her mouth watered as she lifted the pink tail up and out of the way. The Captain of the Wonderbolts had what one might consider an exotic taste when it came to her sexual desires. The truth of the matter was that the mere thought of pony poop turned her on like a light switch. Each bathroom visit for her doubled as a masturbation session - she had cum more times in the Cloudsdale locker room lavatory than her own bed. She had rarely been allowed to partake in her uniquely kinky taste, and she was not about to pass up an opportunity to indulge in it now. She leaned in to sniff at Rimmer's dirty anus, and the bitter scent of mare manure immediately filled her nostrils. It smelled of sweat and sex and stale scat, and Spirfire was in love. She pressed forward, smushing the top of her muzzle against the stinky hole and inhaled as deep as she could. The unicorn giggled into Rainbow's ass as she felt the pegasus huffing at her ponut. How adventurous, she thought to herself. Well if she’s interested in that… I’ll have to get things moving down there… Her tongue traced one last lethargic loop around the blue butthole before she pressed it firmly against the center and wriggled it inside of Rainbow's rectum. Dash cooed at the sudden oral penetration, and instinctively rocked her hips back against the mouth on her rear. Rimmer's lips locked around the ridge of her equine anus as she slurped greedily at the pegasus's backdoor, and her hooves pulled the toned flank even closer to her face. Behind the unicorn, Spitfire had replaced her nose with her tongue. The organ slid out across the surface of the filthy pucker, first simply teasing around the ridged rim of the anus before she dragged it up and over the hole proper. Her wet tongue slid over the crusty, stale coating of feces, and the action coated it with the gritty, bitter residue. The foul flavor of Rimmer's last shit slammed into her taste buds and Spitfire moaned at her first taste of mare scat of the night. It was enough for her to fully drench the puffy slit between her flanks, and she eagerly went in for another lick. Her tongue traced rapid circles around the wrinkled surface of Rimmer's dirty asshole, and she hummed in satisfaction as the anus flexed against her mouth. The pegasus dutifully cleaned the nasty pucker and lapped up any grime that she could find and added it to the growing amount of foul muck on her tongue and lips. Just as the purple ponut was starting to appear clean again, the hole quivered against the pegasus's tongue and a dry, rancid fart slipped out against her muzzle. Spitfire didn't expect the sudden noxious outburst, and she pulled back instinctively as the foul fumes blew directly into her mouth. She looked up to see the unicorn pull her head out of Dash’s ass just long enough to confirm that was actually what the pegasus wanted. Spitfire eagerly nodded as she coughed. “Yes,” she consented softly. "I just wasn't ready for that!" Rimmer chuckled and buried her face back into Dash's ass as she flexed her pucker again. Another dry fart crackled out of her, this one longer and lower.  Now that she was ready, Spitfire eagerly inhaled the anal air. The scent of fresh unicorn shit filled her nostrils, and she could feel her pussy gush in anticipation between her legs. Her nose once again found itself pressed firmly into Rimmer's musky, shitty pucker as Spitfire huffed the foul fumes directly from their source. Another fart ripped itself out right against her face, this one wetter and deeper than before. Specks of wet rectal juice and fecal flecks peppered her muzzle, and the pegasus grinned as she could practically feel the solid mass as it loaded itself into the unicorn's rectum. Rimmer briefly pulled herself out of Rainbow ass to coyly comment, "I hope you're hungry," before she immediately dove back in. It was the only warning she would offer. Her anus flexed as Spitfire opened her muzzle in preparation for her nasty meal. The dark purple butthole flexed a few times, and another burst of flatulence escaped out as it opened up around the head of a large, knobby turd. The brown log slid out of the spread ponut slowly and its grime smeared on the rim of Rimmer's anus as it advanced right into Spitfire's waiting mouth. The soft mass quickly filled the pegasus's mouth, but more followed it and the thick log of shit smeared against the side of her face before breaking off and falling to the floor below. Rimmer's bowel movement filled the room with the sour scent of fresh horseapples as she continued to empty her bowels out onto the floor. Spitfire was forced to pull back in order to work through the heaping mass of pony poop that was lodged in her maw, and she watched in jealousy as the rest of the unicorn's shit landed on the floor in front of her with a few dull thuds. The pegasus's mouth struggled to close around the massive log in her mouth. Her jaw squished the large, warm horseapple, and her tongue worked to try and get it all inside of her. Her teeth cut through the soft mass as she chewed the feces into a thick paste, revealing even more earthy and bitter tastes on the inside of the large turd. It was a horrid, disgusting taste, and Spitfire's pussy clenched around nothing as she experienced her first, touchless orgasm of the night from the flavors alone. Warm mare cum drooled out of her quivering cunt as the pegasus writhed in climactic glee. The noise of her moans made Rimmer pull her face out of Rainbow's ass and turn around. Her eyes widened as she watched Spitfire's orgasm unfold. "Are you cumming just from eating my shit?" she asked in bewilderment. All Spitfire could do was nod as she continued to break about the grimey mass in her mouth, swallowing small bits at a time to try and get it down. Rimmer's smile widened. "Wow, I don't think even I could cum that hard from tasting scat... but I'm also really fucking used to it by now." She stepped forward, towards the messy mare. Her forehoof hovered over the pile of horseapples that she had just made, and she gently nudged them forward towards Spitfire as the pegasus finally swallowed the rest of the shit in her mouth. Spitfire gasped and smacked her filthy lips together. The heavy, foul taste of unicorn crap lingered in her mouth, but she couldn't care less. “I think…” said Spitfire as she attempted to speak through the thick muck on her gums. “I think I need to shit,” she said and looked up at Rimmer. The unicorn’s eyes glinted with lust as she smiled down at her and Spitfire got the message. “Where do you want it?” she asked. Rimmer's cock hung low beneath her stomach as she approached the pegasus. Her magic grabbed hold of Spitfire's calves and hoisted her ass up while spreading her legs wide. This fully revealed the Wonderbolt's plump pussy and pert little asshole to her, and she flopped the impressive length down across the display with a meaty thwack. Spitfire moaned as the warm member was draped across her crotch. She wiggled her butt upwards and weakly grinded against the stiff dick. Her pussy juice smeared against the underside of Rimmer's shaft, and the unicorn bucked downwards in response.  “Right here,” murmured Rimmer huskily as she began to hotdog the wonderbolt. The pegasus got the message plain and clear, and began to push as the large cock slid over her crotch. A wet, bubbly fart squeezed its way out of her ass, right against Rimmer’s dick. The unicorn sighed at the sudden warmth that blew across her stiff member, and her cock flexed in anticipation. Another burst of flatulence slid out, and Rimmer grinned as she felt the head of a soft turd press up against her penis. Rimmer hummed in delight as the creamy horsepple slid out and smushed against the base of her length. In tandem, Spitfire groaned as the soft crap smeared against the rim of her anus as she pushed the thick log out. The round, lumpy turd escaped her pucker with another, noisy burst of anal air, and smeared backwards. It clung to the pegasus’s dock and squished against the unicorn’s balls as she pressed forward. Then, Spitfire pushed out her asshole again, and her eyes suddenly widened as realized what was about to come out. The pegasus moaned as a wet deluge of loose and formless crap squeezed its way out of her parted anus and squished up against Rimmer’s heavy cock. Noisy, sickening farts accompanied the sudden burst of diarrhea, and the unicorn ground down harder against the growing mess with a moan. A few semisolid logs slid out and quickly slid away from the hole, either pressing up against the penis above it or smearing their way forwards over Spitfire’s wet pussy. All the while, Rimmer continued to grind down against the increasingly messy groin. Her member was soon slick with the warm, smelly muck as the pegasus beneath her kept pushing out wave after wave of her runny shit. The feeling of a pony voiding their bowels up and onto her cock and balls was an unusual one, but far from unpleasant. She moaned as the warm, formless slop pushed out against her hard cock, and she pressed the throbbing member as firmly as she could into Spitfire’s crotch. Spitfire herself let out a moan as the last of her poop bubbled up from her parted ass. The load of wet and creamy shit was sitting on her entire groin like a fetid lake. She whimpered as some of it overflowed down her pussy and stomach or over her dock and down with each thrust of Rimmer’s penis.  Eventually though, Rimmer had enough of dragging her dick through the muck coating Spitfire’s ass and pussy and backed away. She needed to fuck something, and the other pegasus in the room had been neglected for far too long, in her opinion. The unicorn turned and winked at Dash. “Ready to get fucked?” Rainbow turned around and angled herself up against the other couch. She lifted her ass and flipped her tail up and out of the way to present herself to the unicorn. Her hips swayed from side to side enticingly, and Rimmer licked her lips as she approached and reared up behind her. The head of her marecock pressed against Rainbow's pucker and the slimy filth of Spitfire's wet crap smeared against her own backdoor. The odd feeling of somepony else's cooling scat against her anus made the pegasus twitch - but not in an unpleasant way. As a matter of fact, the sensation was downright awesome. Rimmer seemed to notice this and leaned down to bring her lips to the edge of Rainbow's ear. "Pony poop makes a great lube, doesn't it?" she whispered sultrily. Dash could only nod in affirmation before the unicorn pressed more firmly against her backside, and the thick cock slipped inside her ass. Rainbow let out a low moan as she was finally penetrated. Rimmer's muck-covered shaft speared into the pegasus's rectum, bringing Spitfire's warm, soft filth with it. Dash whimpered in pleasure as the thick length filled up her rear, and her anus flexed around the warm cock as it slid deeper and deeper into her ass. Soon, the unicorn's large, full balls were nestled up against Rainbow's dripping wet pussy, and both mares let out a sigh as Dash was completely filled up. Then, Rimmer drew back and pulled her cock almost all of the way out of Rainbow's blue ass, before she slammed it back home. Rainbow let out a startled yelp as the unicorn began to brutally buttfuck her. Hard, we slaps sounded out in the small room as her shit-covered horsecock pounded in and out of that tight blue ass, and her balls slapped against Rainbow's pussy with each and every trust.  The pegasus nearly went cross-eyed from the sheer pleasure of the anal pounding, whimpering, broken moans accompanying each slam of Rimmer's hips against her own. Her body rocked against the back of the red, velvet sofa, and she felt the need to hold on for dear life.  Spitfire watched from the sidelines, idly reaching down to smear some of her own wet scat against her pussy to play with. A slow, wet squelching sound joined the chorus of meaty slaps as she began to masturbate. Her hoof pushed some of the filth into her pussy, and she let out a pleasurable coo as the dirty warmth slipped inside of her. She bit down on her other hoof to contain her moans as she began to rapidly rub her cunt, edging herself closer and closer to a second orgasm. Rimmer, on the other hoof, continued ravaging Rainbow Dash's ass. A wide grin had broken out on her muzzle as she felt something warm and solid at the head of her cock, deep inside the pegasus's bowels. She knew exactly what that was, and she couldn't wait to fuck the literal shit out of this cocky speedster. "Mmmm, do you like this ass pounding, Dash?" she asked sultrily as she began to slam her hips harder, reaching ever deeper into the pegasus. "Don't you love feeling my thick marecock fill your tight little ass?" "Ohhhhhfuckyeah..." Dash slurred out in one long breath. Her tongue hung out of her mouth, and her eyes were rolled back in her head from the sheer pleasure she was experiencing. "Uhhhnhnhnnnhh, oh yeah.... fuckmyass!" Her speech was nearly unintelligible, but Rimmer just grinned as she increased the pace and depth of her thrusts. "Hell yeah," chimed in Spitfire from the other side of the room as she furiously rubbed more shit into her clenching cunt. "Fuck that mare silly!" Rimmer was more than happy to follow that command. She fully leaned down over Rainbow and pressed her barrel to the pegasus’s back. She enjoyed the fluffy flutter of Dash’s erect wings against her belly, and began to pound her harder and more swiftly. The cyan pegasus let out a long, low groan as her ass was ruined by the unicorn’s thick cock. Her mouth hung open and a strand of drool dangled out down her chin and onto the fabric below. She clutched onto the backrest of the couch for dear life as her entire body shook from the intense fucking that was being delivered to her rear. Each slam of Rimmer’s thighs against her flank sent her careening forward, before she was drawn back, pulled along with the thick member sliding out of her ass. It was amazing that the unicorn had held on this long with the combination of warm scat coating her cock, and the tightness of the pegasus ass she was buried in. She could feel her orgasm approaching quickly, and her thrusting managed to impossibly speed up even faster until she felt her semen rocketing up the length of her shaft. Rimmer grunted as she slammed home and her balls pulled tight against her taint. Copious amounts of her filly batter erupted from the tip of her cock as it flared wide in Dash's ass, filling any empty space inside with hot, virile spunk. Her impressive length flexed inside the tight confines as she deposited her load, and she threw her head back with a sigh as her balls emptied. Beneath her, Rainbow let out a strangled cry of pleasure as she, too, came. A burst of hot mare cum exploded from her pussy and splashed against Rimmer's low-hanging balls and out across the floor behind them. Her entire body shuddered beneath the unicorn, and her anus clenched around her still-throbbing cock. It took almost a full minute before her orgasm faded away, and she finished squirting onto the couch and floor behind her. Rainbow's head dropped and rested on the back of the couch as her mind slowly cleared away the cloud of climactic bliss. Once she was finished cumming, Rimmer pulled back. Her cock slid out of Rainbow's blue plot with a wet squelch, and a deluge of thick, white cum oozed out after it. Rainbow let out a low moan at the sudden emptiness inside of her, and barely felt as her colon began to push the soft mass that Rimmer had felt earlier out of her ass. The unicorn stepped back and watched in satisfaction as her white cum was slowly tinted brown as more of it poured out of the pegasus's gaping asshole. Then, the flow was suddenly blocked by the head of a thick turd as it slowly made its way out of her spread pucker. The end of the log was flattened and pushed inwards in a crude outline of Rimmer's pronounced flare.  It slid out, punctuated by a few, short, bubbly cum-farts, and draped down a few inches before it broke off and fell onto the sex-stained velvet below. Another horseapple quickly followed it, crackling out of Rainbow's ass and joining the first on the couch. Rimmer licked her lips as she watched Rainbow Dash shit onto the couch. Her horn glowed, and she levitated one of the brown logs over to her muzzle. Gingerly, she reached out her tongue and gave the knobby length a thorough lick. She savored the taste of the cum-glazed scat before opening her mouth and taking a generous bite out of the smelly mass. Her teeth cut through the soft turd, cleaving it clean in two. The earthy, bitter flavors of pony poop filled her mouth, and she began to chew the scat into a gritty paste that exposed even more dank, disgusting flavors into her mouth. She took the rest of the log into her mouth in one, big bite, and mushed it down into a similar slimy muck that coated the inside of her mouth in its foul, creamy texture. Then, she swallowed, and held back a gag as the disgusting flavor hit the back of her throat with trained precision. She licked her lips, the action doing more to smear the brown filth across them than clean them in any real sense of the word. While Rimmer had been enjoying the foul snack, Rainbow had finished shitting on the couch. A sizable lump of horseapples had gathered there, along with a healthy glazing of Rimmer's cum, which was now tinted a deep brown color. The scent in the room had grown more pungent with the addition of the pegasus's fresh dung, mixing with the tangy smells of sweat and sex that hung in the air.  The cyan pegasus fell into the couch, her crotch smashing into the fresh pile of crap that she had just deposited there. She let out a quiet moan as the mucky warmth smeared onto her pussy and thighs, and she gently bucked downward into it. Dash enjoyed the sensation of the filth as it smeared all over her groin, and she felt her lust building back up as she humped her own pile of pony poop. Rimmer was also not yet finished with her pleasure for the evening, and she trotted over to the other side of the room where Spitfire was still stuffing her liquid shit into her gaping slit. Her cock hung low beneath her barrel, swinging from side to side along with her hefty scrotum as she sauntered over to the pegasus. "Need some help with that?" the unicorn asked as she reared up, presenting her filthy cock to the fiery mare. Spitfire moaned in affirmation and leaned back as she spread her hind legs as far apart as they could go. The unicorn gladly accepted the invitation and planted her forehooves on the back of the couch to line up her stiffening length with the entrance to the pegasus's shitty pussy. Her dick slid into the mare with ease, and Spitfire moaned as her filthy was was pushed deeper into her cunt than her hooves could ever hope to reach. Rimmer quickly sunk her full length into the messy hole, going balls deep in a matter of seconds. Then, just as she had done with Rainbow's ass, she pulled out and began to thrust. Sickening, wet slaps once again filled the small room as Rimmer pounded Spitfire's disgusting pussy. Globs of wet horse shit went flying out from each impact, and they landed in long splatters underneath the two mares. The unicorn threw her head back as she stuffed the mare underneath her, taking pleasure in their filthy copulation as she fucked her harder and harder. Rainbow Dash suddenly decided that she had been left out of the action long enough, and came over to where the two mares were lost in the throes of their passion. She climbed up onto the couch beside them and placed one of her forehooves on the backrest for support as she pushed herself up.  Rimmer noticed her, and smiled as the pegasus balanced on her hind legs. The position pointed her shit-slicked crotch at the two fucking mares, and Dash reached down with a hoof to spread her pussy lips wide. Then, with a quiet grunt, an arc of golden piss spewed forth from her cunt, raining down onto Spitfire from above.  The yellow pegasus wasted no time in opening her mouth to accept the warm, salty flow. Rainbow and Rimmer both grinned at the satisfying, echoing splash of the piss stream as it pooled in Spitfire's mouth. She gargled the salty fluid before she swallowed the first mouthful. The action forced her to close her mouth and let the hot pee splash against her muzzle and face before she opened her mouth again for more. Rainbow swung her hips a few times, making sure that she coated the entirety of Spitfire's coat in her hot yellow juice. The warm piss soaked into the hair on her breast and stomach, and pooled beneath her filthy crotch. Rimmer enjoyed the warm trickle of mare pee against her cock as she continued to piston in and out of the pegasus, and the sensation quickly pushed her over the edge. She slammed her hips hard against Spitfire's pelvis, docking her cock as deep as it could go inside of the pegasus's shit-filled cunt. Another dose of her thick cum spewed out of her flared head, mingling with the mushy paste of scat that she had forced deep into the wet depths of Spitfire's love cave. Rimmer moaned as her balls emptied, and she leaned forward to collapse on top of the mare beneath her. This new position put her right in Rainbow's line of fire, and the cyan pegasus wasted no time in marking the unicorn with her piss as well. The hot golden nectar soaked into Rimmer's purple fur as she pumped her seed into Spitfire's pussy, and she sighed as she felt the mare beneath her shudder in her own orgasm. There was nothing quite like getting pissed on while you came inside another mare's shitty cunt. Rainbow's stream eventually died down to a trickle, and she rubbed her pussy a few times to both pleasure herself and get the last drops of urine out and onto the couch below. Then, she hopped down from the couch and back onto all four legs. Rimmer lamented the absence of her brief golden shower and pulled her softening cock out of Spitfire's pussy. A deluge of liquid shit, spunk, and mare cum spewed forth after it, sliding down over the pegasus's sullied anus and pooling on the couch around her dock. Rimmer landed back on her front legs with a quiet groan, before she leaned down to sample the grotesque soup from between Spitfire's shaking thighs. The mare quivered as the unicorn's tongue swept along her sensitive outer folds, scooping up whatever foul muck it could find. A nauseous combination of bitter, sour, salty, and tangy flavored danced across the unicorn's tongue, and she hummed in delight as she lapped it all up. Her tongue drifted down, slathering the dirty taint before she reached the wrinkled, filthy anus below it. Her lips wrapped around the pronounced ponut and she suckled gently on the nasty ass. After she had gathered a fair amount she leaned back and let the pungent flavors stew in her mouth for a moment before she leaned over to trap Rainbow Dash's lips in a filthy kiss. Rainbow gagged as the sludge entered her mouth, and a large globule of the mess slid over her lips and down the side of her face. She quickly reigned in her gag reflex, however, and savored the gritty muck as Rimmer forced more of it into her mouth. Their tongues wrestled against one another, swapping scat and cum and piss and saliva as they deepened the kiss as much as they could, snowballing the nasty mixture to each other every few seconds. Eventually, they were forced to pull apart from each other in order to breathe, and they locked eyes as they each swallowed the nasty soup - the unicorn with far more ease than the pegasus, who gagged and nearly coughed it all back up. Spitfire decided that then was the perfect moment to remind the other two ponies that she was still there. She grunted, flexing her pussy a few times before a messy stream of pale yellow urine began to spew forth from her urethra. The arc was broken and messy, and splattered all over her thighs and the floor in front of the other two mares. The impact splashed against their already defiled coats, but they made no effort to move out of the way. As a matter of fact, they moved closer to be directly in the line of hot and salty fire. It was at this moment that there was a quiet knock on the door to the room. All heads turned towards the disturbance to watch as the door swung open to reveal a smartly-dressed waiter pegasus carrying a tray with three fancy drinks on it. He froze as he peered into the room, and his eyes darted around the three messy mares before they settled on the gushing arc of piss spraying out of Spitfire's ruined pussy. "Uhm," he stammered. "I have three drinks for room ten." Rimmer nodded as she leaned back to let the pegasus pee splatter more roughly against her soft cock and balls. "Thank you. You can leave them right on that table there," she said and gestured to said table with a dirty hoof. The waiter obliged and gently set the tray down on the side table before excusing himself from the room. But not without one last glimpse at the filthy trio and a not-so-subtle sniff.  The unicorn turned her attention back to her guests, grinning as she watched Rainbow lean her head into the wide arc to catch some salty piss in her open mouth. "You thirsty, Rainbow?" she asked playfully. "Well, good thing our drinks are here." She levitated the glasses over to the other two ponies who took them in their hooves. They all gave a silent toast before they sipped at the cocktails - except Dash who chugged her’s down in a few, swift gulps. “What? I was thirsty!” The three of them lounged there for a little bit longer as they recovered from their intense sexual romp. But, the scat was drying into their coat and it started to feel uncomfortable. Plus, the scent in the room seemed to get more and more grotesque with each passing minute until none of them - not even Rimmer - was enjoying the odor.  “There are showers for your convenience at the end of the hall,” the unicorn instructed as they stepped out of the room. Rainbow raised an eyebrow. “For this reason?” she asked.  Rimmer smiled bashfully. “Well, we’ve only been open for a few weeks, and I must admit they haven’t quite seen this level of necessity yet,” she said. “But you two seemed… willing, and also I’ve been missing some of the dirtier sex I used to get in Las Pegasus.” Spitfire nodded. “I think ‘willing' is an understatement,” she said with a chuckle. Rainbow nodded beside her. “Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it,” smiled Rimmer. “Now, go shower. You two stink!” she commented playfully with a swat to Rainbow’s ass, and she turned to head to some other part of the club. “Hey, so do you!” called out Rainbow after the unicorn as the pegasi made their way to clean themselves off. The showers were comfortably warm, and the two of them relaxed under the strong rain as they scrubbed the filth from their coats. Chunks of brown peeled off of their bodies and fell to the tiled floor and gradually dissolved in the hot water. Rainbow playfully slapped Spitfire with a wing as the pegasus decided to relieve herself again in the shower and her golden pee splattered out onto the tiled floor and Rainbow’s hooves. “We’re supposed to be getting clean, not making each other dirtier,” she scolded, yet reached up to softly rub at her captain’s pissing pussy. Spitfire just laughed and ground back into the cyan hood as she emptied her bladder. It took a fair amount of time and effort - they had really made a mess of themselves - but eventually they were spotless and didn’t smell like feces anymore (for the most part). They left the shower and returned to their room, only to find it empty and surprisingly spotless. Confused, they decided to make their way to the exit in the hopes of finding Rimmer again. As they made their way back to the entrance of the club, Rainbow once again paused at the doorway to the dancefloor to watch a little bit of the stripshow that the pegasi dancers were putting on. “See, this is what I thought we were gonna do tonight,” she said to Spitfire and waved her hoof at the room. Spitfire laughed. “Yeah, same. I didn’t really expect to… well… do any of what we did.” “Do you regret it?” asked Dash, her tone suddenly serious.  Her captain shook her head and wrapped a wing around her friend. “Hell no,” she reassured her. “As a matter of fact… I mean, the cat’s out of the bag now, but I kind of have a big thing for scat.” Rainbow cracked a big grin. “Really? I never would have guessed,” she said slyly. “I mean, you know me. I’m up for anything. I kinda just… went with the flow.” The two ponies reached the lobby of the club and were suddenly stopped by Rimmer at the desk. The unicorn had also cleaned up, and she showed no signs of even having participated in any of their fun. Her hair was in its neat little ponytail and her coat looked freshly brushed, and a subtle scent of mint and lavender perfumed the air around her. She held out a tray to them with two small bottles on it. “Some mint air spray,” she explained. “It helps with the smell.” Sheepishly, Rainbow and Spitfire each grabbed a bottle in their wing and spritzed their coats a few times. “Thank you,” Spitfire said. “How much do we uh… owe for the night?” Rimmer held up a hoof with a warm smile. “This session’s on the house,” she said, then her brow furrowed. “On one condition.” The two pegasi shared a look before they turned back to Rimmer. “What’s that?” asked Rainbow. The unicorn’s stern face held for a few moments before it broke out into a sultry, lustful smile. “Come back next week.”