Part 1 – A royal Canterlot wedding
Hai everybodies it’s the author oft hat other Awesome fic again with the BEST OC EVER? Remember? You better do, or I’ll be angry ADMIRAL Awesome style!
Anyway, I didn’t want to write any of those stupid stories about horses who love eachother or kill eachother, or turn humans into horses to kill them, or blow up the world and kill eachothers because I realizeded that mai friend lied and you don’t get money by writing that staff.
But then I learned that you can make money if Marvel uses your ideas in the show because then you can sue them for money just like with that one pony with the funny eyes.
So I write another story. Please tell Marvel about this so that they use my ideas and I can sue them.
Part 1 – A royal Canterlot wedding
A planet that looks a bit like that sand panet from Star Was
A large spaceship was howering over that planet that looks like the one from star was.
Thhe aliens one that planet looked up. And they looked weired not like the blue ones from that one movie wth aliens.
“Oh nooo! What’s that?” said one of the wird ones.
“I don’t know.” Said an even weired ones.
Then suddenly a hole opend under the shop a revaled a giant loudspeaker.
“Punny mortals, your planet was deemded worthless. Therefore I shall destroy it now.” Said the loudspeaker.
“Who are you?” asked one of the weired ones.
“I’m the destroy of univereses, galaxies and milkyways. Eater ot supid planets. I’m…
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PRINCESS MAMA MIA MORTE CADENCA!” said Princess Mama Mia Morte Cadenca. And then a gigant lasser blew up that planet that looked like it was from Star Wars and all the wiered aliens.
***
On the Bloodstreamofdeath the giangt ship of the Princess
Princess Mama Mia watched with glue as the planet exploed in pieces. Her black cyborg eyes – Adam Jene style – showed now emtioneds as the crumbl pieces fly pass her ship into a sun.
“Another worthless planet purified. Thousands more to go.” Said the Princess.
Then she tuned abound in her fancy evil commander chair.
“What’s next on target list Commander Killemall?” asked Princess Mama Mia.
Killemall was a evil looking stallion with a black coat, red eyes, a red mane and black eyes entered the throne room. His Cutie Mark was a cracking skull with bleeding eyes.
He spook with a deep evil voice as he answered: “We should destroy the Ponyland planet next. It’s full of worthless life and Appejack who I still want to kill.” Said Commander Killemall
“Ah yes I remember how you told me about your escape from Ponyland castle and stumbling upon me, offering you me service if this means that you could kill Applejack and get her hat.” Said the Princess expaining the backstory.
“So it bel. I’ll destroy Ponyland Planet next. Set a curse to our target…
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Doktor Whookes…
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DunDunDun
…” said Princess Mama Mia.
Her other second commaner turned around.
“Ayay.” Said Doctor Whoooes who was killed in the last chapter of the old story because ADMIRAL Awesome knows what he does. But now he’s back from the death and wants revenge so he’s no longer a nice astrouant who travels throught space. He’s now an evil version of himself and thus he has a new name.
Now he calls himself the Darkshadowdeath_113 because he’s the most evil guy I know since he killed me three times in my favorite online-shooter. I hate him as much as Fluttershy who sadly wasn’t killed by the black zombies in the last episode.
“Ayay.” Said Darkshadowdeath_113 and set a curse to Ponyland Plnaet.
***
That prison from Spliner Cel 3
ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armaggedon was sitting in a cell and he was angry. The put him into just because he wanted to kill the President of Amarcian because he was controlled by martian deepsee fishes. And becase of worst pony.
So he sat in his cell and thought what to do next. The planet stuff already had worne of so he could break out and kill everybody but he was a good guy, so that was a no-go.
“Dam I wish I could go back to Ponyland and kill them all.” Said ADMIRAL Awesome.
So he was in a dilemma. He had to find a way out of his cell.
Some days passed but then he realized that he never got respect from anybody and sometimes you are the hero people deserve and not need like Batman. So he dyed his hair and his uniform black and became a cool ANTI-Hero.
So he punshed through the wall of his cell and move out. A few guards tried to stop him but he killed them all in a cool anti-hero way. Then he also knocked out Sam Fischer and took his night vision glass (This will be an important plot thing laster, thrust me.).
As he stood over the lifless corpses of the guards he smiled.
“Now it’s time to set Ponyland on fire and make them all pay for not liking me.” Said ADMIRAL Awesome and then he found a portal to Ponyland and jumped into it.
***
Ponyland Castle – Day of the royal wedding
It was a bright, happy and sunny day as Twillight Sparkle was ready to be married. Twillight was a normal pony but she had a horn which made her a unicorn, which is a normal pony that can do magic.
Twillight once lived in Ponyland Castle before she was sent to Ponyvile by the queen but now that the Queen is dead she lives in the castle again. Not the one from England the one from Ponyland. In Ponyland castle she was always alone and had no friends. But now she lives in the Castle and has as many as five friends.
First there’s Pinkie Pie. She is always funny and does party stuff and is insane but that’s not bad because that makes her even funnier.
Then there’s Applejack who lives on a farm with her family – of which I don’t know the names - and sells apples.
Her third friend is Rarity and she’s also an unicorn but not good with magic. Instead she makes dresses, goes shopping and cries a lot and that’s why she’s best pony.
Another one of her friends is Rainbow Dash and she’s lesbian because of her hair color.
And finally there’s Fluttershy, who nobody likes. Especially not the author of this story! That’s why he wrote 10 Fics about her getting killed in horrible ways and sent them to Marvel but saidly non of those was accepted. But I even wrote that I wouldn’T sue them this time if they kill Fluttershy.
Anyway Twillight was standing in front of Princess-Queen Lulamoon who was the ruler of the New Aweomse Lulamoon Empire that replaced the evil tyrant of Celesia. Becaue under Celesia there were no votes and all ponies were oppressed. No there were still no votes but Lulamoon was the ruler and Empire sounds far cooler. Also now only ponies who didn’t like Lulamoon were oppressed but that’sok.
So Twillight was really happy and looked into the eyes of Trixie very lovley and all her friends standing at the sideline cheering - except for Rainbow Dash because she lesbian and they don’t like weddings.
So Lulamoon was standing in front of Trixie and Twillight and looked important.
“I’m here to start to wedding between Twillight Sparkle and her husband Trixie the blue wizard of the coasts. “ Said Princess Lulamoon.
“I wish ADMIRAL Awesome would be hear. I can’t enjoy the wedding without him.” said Applejack
“But he was a bad person and I really, really, really, really dislike him.” Said Fluttershy.
“Falcon Punch” said Pinkie Pie, smeering chocolate on a background pony for random reason.
“You look so lovley.” Said Trixie.
“You look lovely too.” Said Twillight.
“And now you are marrid.” Said Lulamoon and everybody party and they kissed.
But then suddenly the room went dark despite daylight and everybody was confused.
“Everything went dark despite daylight. I’m confused.” Said Twillight.
And then a pale ghost appeared, it was the ghost of Twillight’s brother.
“Huhuhuhuhuhuhu.” Said the ghost of her brother shakling his ghost chains.
“It’s the ghost of my brother.” Said Twillight.
“What shall we do now?” asked Princess-Queen Lulamoon.
“I protect you.” Said Trixie.
“No. Huhuhuhuhuhuhu. I come in peace. I have an important message. Huhuhuhuhhuhu. An ancient evil is on the way to the Ponyland Planet. An evil that has destroyed countless lives and planets. And older than the first stars. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.” Said her brothers ghost.
“That’s horrible. Destroying planets is so dirty.” Cried Rartiy.
“What is the name of that fool creature?” asked Trxie.
“It’s
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Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
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PRINCESS MAMA MIA MORTE CADENCA
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Huhuhuhuhuhuhu.” Said her brothers ghost.
“ Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Princess Cadenca R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” Said Pinkie Pie.
“At that’s not all. Huhuhuhuhuhu. She’s also the one who killed me.” said her brothers ghost and everybody gasped in surprise.
“Uuhhh a retcon.” Said Pinkie Pie.
Then Twillight screamed in rage and it was so much rage that it shattered the widows and the birthday cake. And everybody looked at her with fear.
“Nobody kills my brother. I swear by Princess-Queen Lulamoon and the New Lulamoon Empire that I’ll avenge you death and kill Princess Mamma Mia Morte Cadenca.” Screamed Twllight.
“Oh silly, in the end it’s the author’s Mary Sue who will kill them all and save the day again.” said Pinkie Pie.
“ Yeah, I wish ADMIRAL Awesome would be here, too.” Said Applejack.
***
A small house in some town
A pony moved towards the door because someone was knocking. Just as he was to open it the door exploed and a man in a black suit with black moved in. It was ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon, of course.
“Oh hai.” Said the pony.
“I remember you.” Said ADMIRAL Awesome.
“Yes I was that guard from the last story you spared and now I happy civilian.” Said the former guard.
“Yes I couldn’t kill you and wasted a pun because of worst pony.” Said ADMIRAL Awesome.
“Yes she is worst pony. I agree.” Said the former guard.
“But now I can kill you!” Screamed ADMIRAL Awesome.
“Why?” asked the guard.
“Because I’m now anti-hero. Said ADMIRAL Awesome and then he killed the former guard and burned down his house in a cool anti-hero way.
***
Ponyland Castle war roooooooo
Everybody was sitting in the war room with sirus faces and looked very interesting at Princess-Queen Lulamoon – except Pinky who was silly and sat things on fre.
“We must do some hing.” Said Princess-Queen Lulamoon.
“Yes she’s right. We must do something.” Said Twillight.
Oh and by the way: nobody is an alicorn anymor after the last story ent.
“I ready to do everything neceary to stop that ruffian of a Prncess. As long as it doesn’t take longer than an hor. I dot want to mis my hoficure termi.” Said Rarity.
“The fact of Ponyland is on stake. This is more important than a hoovicures. More importontthan breathing or ating. Let’s et up the army an prepare orself for the big battle.” Said Trixie.
“I love you.” Said Twillight.
“I love you, too.” Said Trixie.
“I love ADMIRAL Awesome.” Said Applejack.
“I love shopping.” Said Rarity.
“Alright as leader I decare that we do what Trixie said said.”said Lulamoon.
“Princess-Queen there a large object off my reader screen.” Said an warroom pony operator.
“On the bg screen.” Said Lulamoon.
And then they put it on the big screen. It was a bg shop. Really big. Almost thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat big. Like in Space Balls.
Everybody gluped a bit.
Then war room was covered under a shadow and whole Ponyland to. Everyone in Ponyland saw that ship and gluped to.
“She’s already her. So fast.” Said Trixie.
“Oh no, it’s hpoless.” Said Lulamoon.
Then suddenly thar was a bright light and two Ponies appeard in the room.
On was Princess Cadenca and the other one was no one else than…
“Doctor Wheres.” Screaed Twillight happily.
But he just stared at her with cold-dead eyes.
“There’s no more doctor. Only Darkshadowdeath_113.” Said Darkshadowdeath_113.
“Oh no you are evil but why?” asked Twillight.
“Because I was death but no I’m not longer and Cadenca savd me for death. I’m now loyal to hear and hat you all.” Said Darkshadowdeath_113.
Then Pinkie hit him on head with a tomatto.
“Pizza day.” Screamed Pinkie.
Darkshadowdeath_113 looked at her evil and ngry and then Pinkie was removd fom existence. This is supposed to be shoking an damatc. Also it’s Fluttershy’s vault.
“You removd Pinkie from existence.” Said Twillight.
Princess Cadenca started floating and looking really serious.
“And this will happen to your planet to. Your phatect worthless live will come to an end very soon. At th hands of Princess Mama Ma Morte Cadenca.
“But why are you doing this? What have we done?” asked Trixie.
“Life itself is a sikness. At error of the universe. You pathetically syring to your short messingles exixtent as if t would have an actual impact. It sicknes me. ” said Princess Cadenca and then she was gone with light. And Darkshadowdeath_113, too.
“What do do we what now?” asked Princess-Queen Lulamoon.
“You orders?” aksed a New Lulamoon Empire guard.
“I don’t know.” Said Lulamoon.
“I wish ADMIRAL Awesome would be her. He always has good ideas.” Said Applejack.
“Alrigh. Frist: Dot Panic! That’s exactly what Princess Mama Mia wants. If we stick together we can bed her. Just like Queen Celesia.” Sad Trixie.
“But we could only beet here with ADMIRA Awesome.” Said Applejack.
“Well then we now have to d oi t on our own. Let’s get the Harmony balls.” Said Trixie.
And so the rushed of the the chamber with the balls.
“I LOVE yoU” screamed Twillight.
“ILOVE YOU TOO!” screamed Trixie.
And then they stood in front of the big door.And…
SURPISE!
They guarding guards were laying in their bloods of blood and the door was pieces. And in the middle stood a man with black hair and a black uniform holding the balls in his hands.
It was…
ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon.
“It’s ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon.” said Twillight Sparkle.
“Oh no.” said the worst Pony and covered behind Princess-Queen Lulamoon.
“Hey it’s ADMIRAL Awesome and he gothered the Harmony balls for us. Already.” Said Applejack.
Then he just looked at them and right throughout them with a anti-hero look and crushed the balls.
“No.” he said and laughed anti-herocially and everyone was shocked.
“Why you ding this?” screamed Trixie and rushed forword but ADMIRAL Awesome grab her, brok her leg and throw her away.
“Becase YOU dessert it! You made me suffer. You made me hurt. Despite the fact that I helped you by killing Queen Celesia.” Screamed ADMIRAL Awesome.
“Actually , it was Twillight who…” said Fluttershy.
“AND YOU’RE A WORST PONY!” screamed ADMIRAL Awesome and pointed at her wth a finger cool Antihero stryle.
“But without the harmony balls. Princess Mama Mia Morte Cadenca will turn this planet into an ugly, dust ball. Can you imagine the mess that it would cause to my beautiful hair?” cried Rarity.
“We Ponyplanet is ashes you have my permission to die.” Said ADMIRAL Awesome, they he laughed anti-heroliy, kicked a dead guard, jumped out of a window and was gone.
“Ok what do we do now? I’m out of ideas.” Said Princess-Queen Lulamoon.
Fluttershy wanted to say something stupid but then everybody noticed the smaller shadoweses under the big shadow of the Bloodstreamofdeath.
Then everybody looked up and there were at least a zillion of flying aliens shooting stuff and killing background ponies and doing other nasty things Like the black zombies from the show.
They looked kinda like those aliens from that DC with that cool metal armors but as ponies. And they had red laserpointer weapons at ther hand like Predator.
“And so it had began. The attack of or enmies.” Said Twillight.
END OF PART 1