> Equestrian Hearts
>  by dirty little secret
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> Easy Mode
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Twilight tumbled through the vortex leading to the human world. The first time she’d gone, it had been terrifying. Now, though, it seemed almost routine. As routine as hurtling through an impossibly twisted strand of time and space possibly could be. She landed gracefully on the other side, easily standing on her own two feet. Was she spending too much time on this side? It almost didn’t even feel weird anymore to be standing on only two feet. Or to have feet instead of hooves in the first place. At least she was starting to get comfortable with it, and that was a plus.

Even better, there was already an old friend waiting for her right in front of the portal: Sunset Shimmer!

“Sunset!” Twilight cried out giddily, running to her and wrapping her in a hug.

The first inkling she got that something was very very wrong – Sunset didn’t return the hug. She just stood there.

“Sunset?” Twilight leaned back a little, holding her friend by the shoulders. “Are you alright? What’s wrong?”

“Welcome to Equestrian Hearts! Find your match, make it work, and win!”

Twilight took a step back. “Sunset? What are you talking about? Do you even recognize me?” It was Sunset, alright, exactly as Twilight remembered her. Even her clothes were the same – the same leather jacket, same flame-patterned orange skirt. So what was going on here? Had someone used Equestrian magic to wipe everyone’s memory again? But that still didn’t explain why Sunset was acting so unlike herself.

Sunset smiled in an artificial-looking way. “Which difficulty level would you like to play?” she said. “Easy, medium, or hard?”

“Sunset, snap out of it! What are you talking about?” Twilight waved her hands in front of her friend’s face. Sunset’s eyes did not track her movements.

“Which difficulty level would you like to play? Easy, medium, or hard?”

“Hello! Sunset!” Twilight looked around, kind of hoping to see one of her familiar human-world friends to help her talk some sense into Sunset, or maybe to call off this weird prank, if that’s what it was. Hopefully that’s what it was. But another part of her dreaded to think that her other friends might end up acting just like Sunset Shimmer was now. And anyway, the courtyard in front of the school was completely deserted, and there was no traffic on the road nearby. Was everyone on summer break or something? “Hey! What’s wrong with you?” she shouted, going as far as to poke Sunset right between the eyes.

Sunset rocked slightly, then sprung right back. “Which difficulty level would you like to play? Easy, medium, or hard?”

“Fine, ugh!” Whatever. She’d play along for now, and if this was a prank, she’d laugh right along with everyone else when they finally sprang out from their hiding places. And, well, if it wasn’t a prank, she’d probably be better off if she took a few moments now to dig in and better understand what was going on. Maybe she’d be able to sense some Equestrian magic at play... “Um, medium, I guess.”

“Medium has not been unlocked yet. Complete earlier levels first.” Sunset stared at her blankly, awaiting a response. “Which difficulty level would you like to play? Easy, medium, or hard?”

Twilight threw her hands up. “Fine, easy then!”

With another false smile, Sunset waved her hand. Amidst a shower of golden sparkles, this world’s version of Cadance appeared out of thin air. “This lovely lady is Dean Cadance, from Crystal Prep Academy. She’s one of the most loving girls you’ll ever meet, and she has a real soft spot for romantic gestures. Her likes are romance novels, crystals, and relationship counseling. Her dislikes are infidelity, caves, and insects.”

“Uh, Sunset,” Twilight said, staring at the apparition, “how did you do that? You don’t even have your geode necklace. What kind of Equestrian magic are you using?”

Ignoring her, Sunset waved her hand again. This time, it produced a much bigger shower of sparkles, and from it emerged a huge white horse. No, a unicorn. No ... Shining Armor! He looked nothing like the Shining Armor from Equestria, and even less like the Shining Armor who belonged in this world. His withers stood taller than Twilight’s human shoulder, and he had strange, lanky proportions. Horse proportions, not pony, she realized. Like the horses this world’s Applejack had on her farm. But she would recognize her brother anywhere, in any form. The blue stripes in his mane, the six-pointed star emblazoned on the saddle and barding he was wearing, those eyes of his. It had to be him!

“This handsome man is Shining Armor,” Sunset said, seemingly unaware that he was actually a horse. “The former captain of the Crystal Prep football team. He’s always there for the girl he loves, and he would do anything for her. His likes are football, corn dogs, and rare comic books. His dislikes are crystals, quesadillas, and insects.”

Twilight looked up at him. “Wait, Shining Armor hates quesadillas too?” Did that mean her world’s Shining felt the same way? Was it true at all, or was Sunset just making things up?

“This romance-o-meter measures how seduced Cadance is. Use your dialog options and gifts to get it all the way full.” As Sunset spoke, a glowing red rectangle appeared above Cadance’s head, with only a tiny sliver of green on the left edge of it.

And before Twilight could ask what ‘dialog options’ and ‘gifts’ meant, other boxes appeared floating in the air near Shining Armor, three of them with text in them, another full of empty rectangles.

Okay... Twilight glanced between Sunset, Cadance, and Shining. This was getting weird. “Cadance,” she said, “can you hear me? Do you know who I am?”

Cadance stared blankly, not responding.

But Sunset was still talkative: “Use your dialog options and gifts to get the romance-o-meter all the way full.”

Twilight looked up at the strange horse-like version of her brother, without much hope in her heart. “Shining? Are you in there?” He didn’t respond.

“Use your dialog options and gifts to get the romance-o-meter all the way full.”

Okay, yeah. Twilight shook her head. This was getting quite creepy enough. That strange version of her own brother was really starting to freak her out. She had some idea of what was going on in this world now. Maybe if she went back home, she’d be able to find a way to fix it. She’d at least be able to talk to her friends and ask them for advice ... maybe Princess Celestia, too.

Abruptly she turned and headed back for the portal ... only to smash face-first into solid concrete.

“Exit is not available until you have completed all three levels,” Sunset’s toneless voice said from behind her.

Great, just great. So she was stuck here until she played along? What kind of magic was this, to be able to close the portal completely? Something very dangerous, probably. Should she play along? It didn’t seem like she had a lot of other options. But what had she gotten herself into now?

“Fine,” she said with a sigh, turning back to the boxes around the horse version Shining Armor. Was it really him? Or just an image of him? Or some kind of magical monster? No way to tell. She read the text in the three boxes: , , . “Hmm...” It didn’t take much thought, really. Pretty obvious. “That first one,” Twilight said, pointing at it.

Though she’d expected Sunset to say something about it, apparently, that wasn’t necessary. The moment Twilight pointed at the box, all three boxes disappeared and horse Shining Armor whickered.

And ... apparently, that soft whicker was the only thing he was going to say. Twilight had expected actual words for him, but maybe that’s all his horsey mouth was capable of?

Anyway, Cadance seemed to understand it. “Aw, I missed you too, honey,” she said. The bar above her head changed, the grin sliver growing wider and covering up some of the red. Almost a quarter of the way up already. Coincidentally, she unbuttoned her blue sweater and let it drop to the ground behind her.

“Seriously, that’s it?” Twilight scrunched her face up. “Come on – I’m not the Princess of Love or anything, but even I know that romance isn’t that simple!”

Sunset didn’t seem to have anything to say about that. She just smiled at Twilight. Meanwhile, three new text boxes appeared.

It didn’t take long to figure out which one was the right one. The others were downright offensive or just plain boring. So she pointed at,  and said, “That one!”

Shining whickered again. The bar above Cadance’s head filled in about halfway. “I’m so glad you noticed!” she said shallowly while pulling her shirt up over her head. “You’re looking great, too.”

It was a bit weird to see Cadance in only a bra like this. It made Twilight blush. Sure, her Cadance almost always walked around naked, or with just a little gold ornamentation around her neck. But Twilight had been to this world enough to know that clothes were considered very important here. A few embarrassing mistakes had quickly taught her that. So she knew exactly how embarrassing it should be for Cadance to stand out here in public quite nearly topless. Except ... were they even in public? No one else was around. But still. It was so strange how Cadance seemed to have eyes only for Shining Armor, like Twilight and Sunset weren’t even there at all.

This time when text boxes appeared, Twilight pointed without hesitation. She was starting to get the hang of this. 

“Not nearly as happy as I am around you!” Cadance’s skirt came off, leaving her in only a bra and panties. More red disappeared from the bar above her head ... and appeared instead on Twilight’s face. Okay, sure, this wasn’t really her sister-in-law. This was just another world’s copy of her. Maybe even less than that, given all this weird stuff going on. She might only be a magical hallucination. But still. What kind of game was this? And why couldn’t she take her eyes away from the contrast of Cadance’s fancy black lace against pink skin? Was it normal for people in this world to wear things like that underneath their clothes? As much as she had experienced this world, she hadn’t experienced much underwear or any such things. Everyone seemed to keep that very private for some reason. The underwear the portal always provided for Twilight herself wasn’t nearly so elaborate...

Thankfully, a distraction came to take her attention away from it. In addition to three new text boxes, the fourth box finally had something inside it. It looked like a small bouquet of flowers.

“Congratulations,” Sunset said. “You have a gift available.”

Figuring she should learn as much as she could about what was wrong with this world, Twilight pointed at the bouquet.

Instantly, it glittered into existence just above Shining Armor. He caught it in his mouth as it gently fell. For just a moment, he stood there, as if posing with it, and she did have to admit he looked surprisingly good – kind of rakish – holding it like that. Was she starting to get used to this horse form? Honestly, it was less strange to her than these ‘human’ forms. Very pony-like, just bigger and with different proportions. It was giving her funny ideas about how lucky of a mare – no, woman – Cadance was.

Soon, though, Shining gave the bouquet to Cadance, who clutched it against her almost-bare chest. “Oh they’re beautiful, I love love love it!” The bar above her head went completely green, and the bouquet vanished as quickly as it had come into existence. And then, to Twilight’s mortification, Cadance reached around behind herself and unhooked her bra, letting her breasts come free. They were bigger than Twilight’s human-form breasts, Twilight noted with mixed feelings – fuller and more bountiful in every way. And, of course, Cadance leaned down to pull her panties down her legs only a moment later, leaving her completely in the nude.

Twilight fanned herself, but she couldn’t force herself to look away. She’d incidentally seen under Princess Cadance’s tail now and then, of course, and seen nothing but a fairly ordinary-looking pink pony vulva. And she’d thought nothing of it at the time. Nudity wasn’t such a big deal in Equestria. But she’d never actually seen a human woman’s ... parts, aside from her own, of course. Though ... why didn’t Cadance’s have any hair on it? It had struck Twilight as very odd, the first time she’d seen her own human body naked, that for all its lack of fur, her body still had hairs in very particular places. Especially since that was one of the few places ponies don’t have any fur. But here Cadance was, completely hairless down there. Did that mean there was something wrong with Twilight’s body, some bit of pony physiology that didn’t get transferred correctly by the mirror, or was Cadance the weird one? It couldn’t be Cadance. She was so perfect by human standards. Twilight crossed her legs a little under her skirt. Even though she knew she was covered by both the skirt and those weird panties things, she felt like everyone there would somehow know that she was freakishly hairy between her legs.

The good news, though, was that the bar was totally green now. “Okay, the progress bar went all the way. What happens now? Did I win?”

“Victory is indicated by insemination,” Sunset said matter-of-factly.

“By what?” But as soon as she looked, she saw a similar bar above Shining Armor’s head.

Oh no. She could not do that! She couldn’t stand here and watch that. Not with her brother! Little images in boxes started floating around Shining Armor’s body. One had two pairs of lips kissing. One had a picture of lips kissing an eggplant for some reason. Another had a picture of two tennis balls. And a fourth had a picture of an eggplant and a peach. What the hay was all that supposed to mean?

Hardly daring to look – but knowing she probably had to pick something – Twilight pointed at the lips kissing.

The effect was immediate and obvious: Cadance went straight for Shining Armor, her big pink breasts jiggling as she reached up to stroke his cheeks and his mane, and she kissed him right on his horsey lips. It was a strange sight to see, especially since his lips were so much bigger and more dexterous than hers. And despite his horse-like shape, Shining sure seemed to be into it. He even slipped his broad tongue into Cadance’s mouth a little bit.

The bar above his head didn’t move, though. But there was another development, one that made Twilight quickly blush and look away: he’d started to slip out of his sheath, exposing a generous amount of mottled-pink cock.

Despite her insistence on looking away, she couldn’t help herself. She looked back. It was so ... substantial. Even this flaccid, half-grown state, it was probably bigger than the real pony Shining ... not that she was an expert! Just based on comparison to other Equestrian stallions. Though, this horse form of his was a lot bigger than a pony, so of course that was bigger, too. It only made sense. Still ... was Cadance supposed to handle that huge thing somehow?

Shining and Cadance were still making out with each other. His cock grew, but the green sliver in the bar above his head didn’t. Maybe Twilight needed to point at some of the other boxes. Not quite sure what all the different pictures meant, she opted to simply do them in order, so she pointed at the lips kissing an eggplant next.

The mystery of what that eggplant was supposed to represent was quickly resolved. Cadance walked alongside Shining’s body, tracing her fingertips over his sharply defined muscles and shiny white fur. Her hand slipped downward in order to get around the ornamental saddle he was wearing, but instead of going back up once she passed it, she kept going down. Twilight gasped when she saw her sister-in-law – or another dimensional doppelganger of her – kneel down underneath Shining’s belly. Cadance stroked the big horsecock with her hands, bringing the tip of it up to her mouth.

Oh. So that’s what it meant. Twilight didn’t quite see the resemblance between her sort-of-brother’s pink-mottled horsecock and that dark purple eggplant, but whatever. At least Shining seemed to be enjoying it. He whickered in appreciation and stretched his body out to give Cadance better access. His cock hardened and pressed forward against Cadance’s mouth, even squeezing between her lips and going inside slightly, though Twilight could barely tell how it might have been able to fit, given the size difference.

The important thing, though, was that the bar above Shining’s head finally began to change, the green portion growing slightly and the red portion shrinking.

Well, that settled it – this was working! So why not try some more? Twilight pointed at the lips and eggplant again and again in quick succession, ready to get this done quickly. Because the sight of her less equine sister-in-law with her more equine brother’s cock in her mouth was affecting her much more than it should. She wanted to get this game done before she did anything embarrassing ... like soaking through her panties, or losing her self control and diving down there to help Cadance underneath her brother’s belly.

Not that Cadance seemed to need any help. In response to Twilight’s rapid pointing, she plunged her mouth down on Shining’s cock, over and over, just as Twilight had pointed over and over. Every time, she went deeper than before.

Soon, though, to Twilight’s, shock, arousal, and horror, Cadance was roughly shoving herself down on that huge horsecock. She coughed and her naked pink stomach heaved, but she just kept pushing and pushing. Her lips were stretched in a tight ring around his thick base, and she kept shoving herself forward as if trying to kiss his sheath. Her throat bulged obscenely – Twilight could almost see Shining’s veins passing back and forth under the skin of Cadance’s neck – and Cadance sputtered spit out of her nose, but she still kept going!

Sure, Shining’s green bar was going up rapidly, but Twilight was scared that she’d end up getting Cadance hurt or worse. Was that woman even this world’s real Cadance? Would the rules of this game let her get hurt? Twilight wasn’t about to wait and find out the hard way. She quickly pointed to the next box down, the tennis balls. Anything else!

Thankfully, that worked. Cadance pulled herself off of Shining’s cock right away, gasping hoarsely for air. Was that a look of gratitude she shot Twilight’s way, or was Twilight just imagining it?

When Cadance moved on to fondling and licking Shining’s balls, Twilight suddenly realized how obvious the two tennis ball image should have been. Of course. And while she probably should have given Cadance and Shining their privacy ... at this point, she couldn’t help but look. Goddess, this horsey version of Shining had a nice set down there. And seeing Cadance’s small hands and delicate tongue on them only made them look even bigger and juicier than they already were. As strange as it was to see a horse stallion instead of a pony, he looked a lot like a pony stallion down there between his legs, except even bigger. Wow, just to imagine the weight of those things... Twilight’s hands made a subconscious cupping motion as she imagined how those big, smooth balls would feel ... until she noticed what she was doing and forced herself to stop. She had to focus!

Okay, so Shining seemed to like it, especially given the way his spit-slick cock bounced and throbbed under his belly, but it was only making his progress bar go up a little bit. Much slower than it had been when Cadance was sucking his cock. Maybe it was time to try something else?

There was only one more she hadn’t tried yet: the eggplant and peach. Dreading – and heatedly anticipating – what that might mean, she pointed at it.

Leaving Shining’s balls with one last tender kiss, Cadance turned around underneath his belly. She raised from her kneeling position to something more like a track runner about to start a race: with her arms braced against the ground and her butt up in the air. It was a crazy position to see one of these human creatures in, especially a naked one. Twilight couldn’t look away if she tried.

It was an effective position, though. When Shining Armor nudged forward, the tip of his cock nestled perfectly between Cadance’s naked ass cheeks ... and went no further.

Hm... Well, if pointing at the lips and eggplant thing multiple times had made a difference... Yes, that would probably do it. But she would need to be cautious. Just a little at a time. She pointed at it just once more.

Shining nudged forward again. That huge cock of his slipped inside Cadance. The sight of it made Twilight gasp, her breath catching in her throat.

But she didn’t exactly have a very good view from this angle. She was still looking from the front and a little to the side. It gave her a great view of the way Cadance’s face lit up in pleasant shock, but she couldn’t see very much of the real action. And that presented her with a dilemma: would she maintain her pretense of detachment and just playing along, or would she move and get a better view of the nitty-gritty details?

Would Shining and Cadance remember this after she found some way to fix everything? Would they remember her being perverted around them? What if they did? But then again, she so badly wanted to see what was happening back there. Sure, she could just infer from the way Shining’s green bar was progressing, but that wasn’t exactly satisfying, was it? And what if it might be hurting Cadance? Wouldn’t it be more responsible to go back there and look closely, to make sure Cadance’s entrance wasn’t getting stretched out too much?

That internal argument sealed the deal. It was just for Cadance’s safety! Or, at least, if the two of them remembered this somehow and asked her about it, that was an excuse she could use. She really had to do it, just to be safe!

Twilight had been afraid that moving might mean she couldn’t see the boxes or progress bar anymore, but she needn’t have worried. As she moved, all those things rotated and moved around to make sure they stayed perfectly in her view. Shining’s progress bar was going up a little bit, but still pretty slowly, as he was only barely moving inside Cadance, with just his tip in her.

As Twilight got a better angle, though, even that much seemed crazily impressive for Cadance to handle. The smooth shaft near the tip of Shining’s cock – the narrowest point of the whole thing – was wide enough to press against her ass cheeks on either side, spreading them apart and completely filling the gap between them. Cadance’s pink pussy lips were already stretched into a tight ring around his girth. They were so wet, though, and the remaining slickness from her spit seemed to help, too. Shining’s cock seemed to slip in and out easily as he made those slight motions. It only slightly moved Cadance’s pussy lips inward and outward as it moved.

Well, okay ... time to try a little more. Twilight pointed at the symbol again.

Shining pressed deeper, making Cadance moan underneath him. And now when he pulled back and pushed again, it resulted in real thrusts – a few inches of him going in and out of her each time.

Twilight’s mouth watered at the sight of that mottled pink shaft disappearing into Cadance’s pussy, emerging a moment later even slicker and wetter. She could just imagine the amazing fullness Cadance must be feeling each time, not to mention the slick gliding motion of it against her inner walls. Twilight just couldn’t get enough of seeing the two of them move against each other, the slight ways Cadance’s pussy lips stretched and pulled as Shining moved against him. She knew she absolutely shouldn’t be feeling that way about people who were basically her brother and sister-in-law, and it was incredibly voyeuristic, but she just couldn’t stop herself. It was so alluring, so mesmerizing.

Barely even thinking about it, not even needing to look, she pointed to the symbol again.

It was so satisfying seeing her sort-of-brother’s cock ease powerfully and surely into Cadance’s pussy, going even deeper than before. In a way, Twilight almost felt like she was doing it herself. As if she was fucking Cadance with this gigantic cock. Maybe that was just from being in control of it?

It seemed pretty satisfying for Shining, too. His green bar was expanding rapidly now. And Cadance’s moans became constant little squeaks every time Shining pushed as deeply as Twilight was letting him go. She had to be getting stretched to the absolute limits of her human body.

Twilight herself had once performed a few experiments – strictly for scientific purposes – involving her human form and a certain sex toy she’d found in Sunset’s house. Though she’d thought the toy absurdly small at first, she’d quickly learned that the limits of human biology were far more restrictive than pony biology. So while Shining was only giving Cadance less than half of his cock right now, Twilight still had some idea of how impressive even that much was. Cadance was very resilient to be accepting that much of such an enormous cock inside her.

While watching the business end of things occupied the vast majority of Twilight’s attention, for obvious reasons, she did still glance up at the progress bar now and then. It was getting so close to being complete, but it seemed to be stalling out with just the slightest sliver of red left. Why would that be? It had been making such good progress before...

Shining was breathing hard now, his nostrils flaring and his breaths coming in savage-sounding snorts. Veins stood out all over his body, but especially on the base of his cock. Goddess, some of those veins on the side of his shaft must have been bigger around than Twilight’s fingers!

Cadance sure seemed to be feeling the strain, too. She pushed back against him. “More,” she gasped between moans. “More!”

Really? Okay... Though Twilight had no idea how Cadance could handle it, there was no use arguing. She pointed at the eggplant and peach symbol again, barely daring to move her finger ... and yet, maybe it would be just enough to complete the game...

While the other increases had made Shining thrust in and out more deeply, this time, he only pushed in. Virulently, powerfully in. Cadance’s voice broke into a high-pitched squeal as the muscles in Shining’s haunches bunched up, pushing him inward. His medial ring pressed against the outside of her pussy lips, getting nearly half his cock inside her.

And then the progress bar was complete.

Twilight would have known that even without glancing at the rectangle above Shining’s head. She could see his balls clench upward. Her mouth dropped open as she saw the exposed half of his cock pulse, the underside of it throbbing as it pumped what must have been an enormous volume of cum into Cadance’s waiting body.

Very soon, Twilight no longer needed mere speculation to imagine just how much there was. Cadance’s lower belly swelled with it. And when she’d taken as much as she could possibly hold, gooey white splashes of it erupted between her pussy lips and Shining’s shaft. Merely the excess leakage would be more than most pony stallions could hope to produce. Twilight felt new and very inappropriate feelings growing within herself as she saw the very physical evidence of the love her brother – or near enough – felt for Cadance. She had to remind herself that this was not her place. That strange urge to reach out and touch it, to feel its warmth ... she couldn’t allow herself to do any such thing.

When the surges of cum had finally subsided, Shining unceremoniously stepped backward, sliding his cock out of Cadance’s pussy. A thick ribbon of cum trailed out after him as his now-limp cock swung back and away from her, splattering the sidewalk underneath them with even more thick and gooey white blotches.

Also without Twilight’s control, Cadance got out from underneath Shining. Still leaking copious amounts of his cum, she came around in front of him and kissed him on the lips again. She then came forward wrapping her arms around the base of his neck in a warm embrace that he returned by tucking his huge horsey head against the naked, wingless curves of her back.

Twilight watched them, struggling with what felt like far too many feelings at once. The burning need under her own skirt, the heartwarming adoration of seeing those two so deeply in love, the sudden pang of longing and wishing she had someone to embrace her like that, confusion and wondering if she had successfully completed this game or not, the slight lingering feeling of uncanny disgust that still came from seeing Shining Armor’s form so distorted, simple awe in seeing the sheer amount of cum trailing its way down both of Cadance’s inner thighs, the smell of all that cum, a strange an inexplicable attraction toward Cadance’s naked body... It was too much! Too much to handle! All she could wish for in that moment is for it to go away and be over with, and then maybe she could finally think and figure out how she felt about all this.

Oddly enough, she got her wish. Shining and Cadance disappeared as mysteriously as they had appeared in the first place. Cadance’s discarded clothing and Shining’s excess mess disappeared along with them ... though the smell of cum and sex still lingered.

“Congratulations on completing easy mode!” Sunset said, suddenly breaking the still silence she’d fallen into some time ago. “Would you like to try medium mode?”

Twilight stepped over to the portal and pressed her hand against it. She still only felt cold, hard concrete. “Do I have a choice?”

“Congratulations on completing easy mode! Would you like to try medium mode?”

Twilight sighed. It looked like she was in this for the long haul. “Yes. Let’s do medium mode.” She just hoped she could keep control of herself and avoid doing anything ... regrettable before she was finally able to go home and hopefully fix whatever it was that had gone wrong with this world.
> Medium Mode
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“Yes. Let’s do medium mode,” Twilight said, wondering if perhaps she should try to return to Equestria first. But she knew the portal probably wouldn’t let her return yet, and she probably needed to learn more about what had happened to this world if she was going to try and fix it somehow. If she even could fix it. What if this was permanent?

Sunset waved her hands again, producing the golden sparkles. “These lovely ladies are Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna.” The two women appeared, just how Twilight remembered them. Celestia a bit taller and curvier than her sister, though both of them stood a head above Twilight’s human form. Sunset continued robotically, almost without pause: “Celestia’s likes are the sun, cake, and nurturing students. Her dislikes are early mornings, tea, and the dark. Luna’s likes are the moon, video games, and Nightmare Night. Her dislikes are bright sunlight, bananas, and practical jokes.”

Was this all important information? Would it help her solve this game and move on? Should she be taking notes? Well, she didn’t have anything to write on at the moment anyway. Hopefully it wasn’t too important, hopefully she’d remember it if she really needed to.

Sunset waved her hand again. Once again, a much bigger shower of golden sparkles appeared. Who would it be this time ... who would this absurd game pair with the princesses ... or principals, actually?

“This handsome man is Big Macintosh,” Sunset said, again unaware that he was actually a horse, not a human. “The most hardworking man at Sweet Apple Acres – a hunk who’s always ready to help out. His likes are apples, family, and obscure dolls. His dislikes are doctor’s visits, public speaking, and small airline seats.”

“These romance-o-meters measure how seduced Celestia and Luna are. Use your dialog options and gifts to get it all the way full.”

Things suddenly became much more complicated. Dialog choice boxes appeared next to Big Macintosh, Celestia, and Luna, as well as the gift box, which already had a couple gifts in it. So much to choose from! Twilight could tell she definitely wasn’t on ‘easy mode’ anymore!

Well, after quickly skimming her options, one seemed to be an obvious start:  As with Shining Armor, when Twilight pointed at it, the horse nickered ... which both women seemed to understand perfectly somehow.

“The pleasure is all mine,” Luna said.

“I was hoping to see you today,” Celestia said.

Both of their progress bars went up slightly. Celestia unbuttoned the yellow suit top she was wearing; Luna unfastened her belt.

Well, alright. That had gone tolerably well. And gifts had worked well last time, so why not try one of those next? Twilight pointed to one of the squares in the gift box, a bouquet of red flowers. It immediately appeared in front of Big Macintosh, but didn’t seem to fully materialize yet. Instead, two glowing arrows pointed away from it – one toward Celestia and one toward Luna. Oh, so it could only be given to one?

Letting a little bit of her secret bias slip in, Twilight pointed at the arrow toward Celestia.

“Oh, thank you so much!” Celestia said, taking the bouquet from Big Mac’s mouth and kissing him. It looked so strange to see her small white lips against the huge red lips of Big Mac in his enormous horse form. She shrugged her coat off and lifted up the white-and-purple shirt beneath, exposing quite a sizable bra packed tightly with her pale curves. Twilight tried not to stare. The progress bar was a good distraction – it had gone up substantially!

Luna, though, stood with her arms crossed, scowling slightly as her sister got all the attention. Her progress bar actually went down some, going entirely red without even a sliver of green!

Quickly, without even thinking about it – just in a panic to find a way to fix her mistake – Twilight quickly selected the other gift available, choosing the box of chocolates and sending it toward Luna.

“Oh, thank goodness,” Luna said. “I almost thought you’d forgotten me.” She kicked off her heels and pulled her long blue pants down, revealing a simple black pair of panties underneath. Hm ... much simpler than Cadance’s had been. And Celestia’s bra wasn’t overly ornate, either. It made Twilight feel better about the simple, utilitarian underwear the mirror always furnished her with. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe that was more normal, and it was just Cadance that was the unusual one.

And what about ... the rest? Well, there was only one way to find out. By playing the game and getting the two principals’ clothes off...

Now that she knew the secret to this medium-difficulty level, it wasn’t so hard. Luna would quickly grow jealous if too much attention was paid to Celestia and none to her, but the same didn’t go for Celestia – she seemed happy to see her sister getting attention as well. With this in mind, Twilight was able to select from the dialog options in a way that kept most of the attention on Luna. That way, she was able to keep both of them fairly happy.

Of course, by this game’s strange logic, ‘happy’ involved clothes coming off. The first thing to really make Twilight’s eyes go wide was when Celestia reached behind herself, unhooked her bra, and shrugged it off. Wow. Twilight hadn’t even known human breasts could be that big! It certainly put her own modest handfuls into stark perspective. And they only hung down slightly, despite their size, with pert little pink nipples perfectly placed at the peak of each one. Twilight had only the haziest notions of what humans considered attractive, but she was sure this must be awfully close to their idea of perfection. Even though she was quite rightfully only attracted to ponies, she still felt a certain stirring inside herself from looking at this version of her beloved mentor. When Luna’s shirt came off, it was immediately clear that she hadn’t worn a bra at all underneath, despite being only a bit smaller than her sister. Interesting... Twilight had thought a bra to be an essential part of the human wardrobe. Why did the mirror portal give her one if it wasn’t necessary?

Finally, both Principals were in only their panties, standing there out in front of the school as if it was perfectly normal to – quite casually – be almost naked in front of anyone who happened to come by. Except, of course, nobody was coming by. It was only the two of them, Big Mac, Sunset, and Twilight herself.

Just wanting to get it over with at this point, Twilight pointed to the last dialog option – the one she was sure would finish the job:  She selected it without even worrying about how it wasn’t actually nighttime and how Big Mac wasn’t really a ‘guy’. It didn’t matter. This game was so bizarre. And of course Big Mac only whinnied out the message anyway. Did it even matter what the message was?

Celestia and Luna sure seemed to like it, though. “Aw, thank you!” they both said as one. Also as one, they bent down and pulled their panties down over their feet, leaving both of them entirely naked.

Aha! So Twilight wasn’t so unusual in having a little hair down there! Both Celestia and Luna had a small patch of it – matching their hair colors perfectly – just above their vulvae. From the looks of things, they’d obviously shaved everything except that. Which probably meant that Cadance would have some too, if she hadn’t shaved off all of it. Why did human women even have hair down there if they were just going to shave it off? Such strange creatures. But the important thing was that both progress bars were now entirely green and the game could progress.

Now the mostly-red bar appeared over Big Mac’s head. And there was no need for Sunset to say ‘victory is indicated by insemination’ – Twilight already knew what the new progress bar meant.

She was a little confused about how many new options there were, though. Instead of one box with a grey border, there were now two: one with a pale white border and the other with a dark blue border, one for Celestia and one for Luna. Both included the same lips kissing, lips kissing an eggplant, tennis balls, and eggplant/peach combinations. But now they also contained options with two peaches with an eggplant between, two peaches alone, lips and a peach, and two feminine symbols intertwined. What could all that mean? Well, Twilight was familiar with critical thinking, after all. And judging from what the other symbols had seemed to mean ... well, she could figure most of it out herself. Most of it, except the two feminine symbols. What was that supposed to mean?

Well, why not try that first? As far as she knew, none of these symbols would actually hurt anything... She pointed at it.

Twilight had expected the two sisters to head for Big Mac. They didn’t. Instead, they went for each other. Instantly, they locked into a tight embrace, holding their nude bodies close together and kissing without inhibition. Luna’s hands came up and cupped her sister’s larger breasts, kneading them intensely. Celestia’s hands went lower – one around Luna’s hips, squeezing her ass cheek, the other down between Luna’s legs. Twilight couldn’t see exactly what was going on down there from this angle, but from the way Luna gasped, it was pretty clear that Celestia must have been making clever use of those dexterous human fingers of hers.

Well, okay. So that’s what it meant. Again, Twilight’s insides stirred ... and they stirred in new and confusing ways. Parts of her – mostly parts that couldn’t be mentioned in polite conversation – were enamored with the sight of these two pseudo-princesses so obviously enthralled with each other. More reasonable parts of her wanted to shout out, ‘Stop! She’s your sister!”

But what was the point of telling them to stop if she was the one who had initiated this to begin with?

Well, at least it was effective. Big Mac’s progress bar was starting to rise slowly, even though they hadn’t even touched him yet. Was he just enjoying watching them? Well, Twilight supposed she couldn’t blame him. She’d been enjoying it herself a little bit, hadn’t she? Maybe enjoying it too much. She shouldn’t be feeling this heat building inside of her from watching these versions of ponies she respected so much doing such dirty things with each other. Time to move on and get this stage over with! She pointed at the picture of the two peaches together.

That ... was a mistake. Or was it? Celestia and Luna got down on the ground – right down on the concrete – and intertwined their legs together. Before Twilight could second-guess what she’d pointed at, the two sisters had pressed their pussies together and begun to rub against one another.

Her jaw dropped. This ... how had she never even considered the possibility of this before? Of course, pony hind legs weren’t quite as flexible as that, which would make it almost impossible to do back home in Equestria ... but how had she never thought of doing it here? A sudden pang of lust almost drove Twilight to join the sisters. The little moans they made as they rubbed their quickly wettening intimacies against one another were so alluring... No! She had to keep it together! Check the progress bar!

Still going up slowly. Big Mac’s cock had slipped out of his sheath – so enormous! – but it wasn’t hard yet, just hanging limply. Still a long way to go. It was time to get some real progress!

This time, she pointed to something that should be a safer bet. The two sets of lips on either side of an eggplant.

Celestia and Luna got up off the ground immediately, as if instantly forgetting that they’d just been in the throes of passion together. They wordlessly strode toward Big Macintosh, walking with a swagger that very much emphasized their womanly curves. It certainly drew Twilight’s eye – she hardly knew what to look at with so much alluring motion everywhere!

Splitting apart from each other, they worked their way around either side of Big Mac, tracing their hands along his big pulling collar, then his withers, his barrel, his stifles ... and under his belly.

Twilight had no qualms this time about moving to get a better view of what was going on. That was just ... that was just part of the game. Or something. Right? Whatever. She didn’t care. She needed to see what was happening, so she came around to Big Mac’s side and squatted down for a better angle, even as she watched the two principals kneeling down under his belly as well.

Celestia and Luna were not shy about it. Each of them began earnestly licking the sides of Big Mac’s limply hanging shaft, causing it to wobble back and forth between them ... until both took hold of it and held it still. Not that they needed to hold it for long. His progress bar was quickly rising now, and so was his cock. Once it stiffened fully, the sisters didn’t even need their hands anymore. They ran their mouths in unison along his cock, sandwiching it between the two of them and stroking him with their combined mouths.

They needed such teamwork. Big Mac was quite a bit larger than Shining Armor had been, and that was already huge. Twilight very much doubted whether either of them could have actually gotten even the tip of his cock into their mouths. But working together like this, they were very effective. Big Mac’s progress bar was already at over half, and his cock already throbbing hard. This medium mode wasn’t going to be so hard after all!

Though, on second thought ... Twilight was a little trepidatious about what might happen to Celestia or Luna if that enormous cock tried to squeeze into one of them...

Well, only one way to find out. And the sooner she tried it, the sooner she’d be able to go home and hopefully fix all of this. But who should go first? Well, her first impulse was Celestia, but then she remembered Luna’s jealousy. Apparently, these human versions of the two sisters hadn’t had any opportunity yet to overcome those feelings. So Twilight pointed at Luna’s peach image first.

She’d expected that Celestia would have to stop using her mouth on Big Mac’s cock when Luna moved around and started easing it into her pussy, but Twilight had forgotten just how much cock there was to go around. Having Luna playing with the tip between her pussy lips didn’t impair Celestia’s work with her mouth in the slightest.

Just as last time, it took a few more times of pointing at the appropriate – or inappropriate? – symbol before Big Mac’s huge red cock was able to truly slide in, spreading Luna’s blue pussy lips wide around it as he began to truly thrust inside her.

And with both sisters tending to him in different ways, Big Mac’s progress bar was going up fast. Twilight grinned to herself. Despite all this weirdness, she enjoyed excelling at this strange game. She even decided that she deserved a bit of a treat for being so good at it. As bizarre as all this was, she might as well take what enjoyment she could, right? Carefully watching the others to make sure nobody seemed to notice or care, Twilight slipped one hand down under her skirt, beginning to rub herself through her panties. Oh yes – that was it. Her poor, neglected pussy had been drooling and just begging for such a touch. Seeing Celestia with a huge cock in her mouth, seeing Luna getting railed by an enormous horse ... even though they weren’t ponies, it was still really starting to get Twilight going. And oh did it ever feel good to give in...

Big Mac’s progress bar was quite nearly at the top already. He breathed heavily, his sides heaving as he insistently nudged his hips forward. And for him, even those tiny little nudges translated into powerful thrusts into Luna’s pussy. Twilight rubbed herself with ever-increasing enthusiasm as she imagined herself in that place, taking that magnificently huge horsecock inside herself, feeling it flare inside her and—

The progress bar filled all the way. With a snort and a bestial grunt, Big Mac pressed more deeply than ever inside Luna. His shaft spasmed against Celestia’s mouth as he pumped his prodigious load of cum into the younger of the two sisters until it ran out of room inside and spewed out from behind her.

Twilight’s fingers rubbed in a frenzy, but she hadn’t started soon enough. Her own orgasm didn’t come, not even as Big Mac’s cock softened and slipped out of Luna. Seeing Luna’s momentarily gaping entrance flowing with thick white cum almost did it for her ... but not quite. Not quite.

But at least she’d completed this stage of the game, even if she hadn’t completed herself ... right?

Big Mac still had a progress bar, though much of it was red again, leaving only about a quarter of it green. And Celestia was still dedicating herself to his shrinking shaft, kissing and tonguing it lovingly. Luna stayed in her position, as if expecting Big Mac to suddenly rut her again. All the options boxes and symbols stayed right where they’d been the whole time.

Twilight scrunched her nose up a little. This was confusing. “Hey,” she said, “I won this stage, didn’t I? What’s going on?”

“Victory is indicated by insemination,” Sunset replied ... quite unhelpfully.

“Um hello!” Twilight pointed at Luna’s pussy, still oozing cum. “Does that not look like insemination to you? Because it sure looks like it from where I’m standing!”

“Victory is indicated by insemination.”

What? Well what was the problem, then? Twilight turned back toward the two sisters, struggling to quell her growing frustration – not helped by the near miss of orgasm – and forcing herself to think about this logically.

Maybe pointing at some different symbols would help?

She tried pointing at the two feminine symbols again. And again, the two sisters found each other. They didn’t even bother getting out from underneath Big Mac, instead making out with each other right there where they knelt underneath him. Big Mac even turned his head around to watch them.

It didn’t complete the stage.

But it did make Big Mac’s progress bar go a bit higher. His cock stiffened slightly. Was he ... was he already able to go again? Twilight knew from Equestria that Big Mac had a reputation for ... stamina, but why was this in the game as well?

Then it dawned on her. She stared at Celestia suckling at her younger sister’s breasts while Luna ground her cum-soaked pussy against Celestia’s leg. Luna might be cum-soaked, but Celestia wasn’t! That must be what was still needed! Apparently, both of the sisters needed to be ‘inseminated’ in order to achieve victory.

Twilight licked her lips. Wow ... seeing her mentor and mother figure Celestia in the throes of passion – even just this human imitation of her – was going to be quite an experience. Hopefully Big Mac would be up for the challenge, though...

She took a good hard look at the state of his cock ... which was not good nor was it hard. She’d have to work on that before moving on to the next step, wouldn’t she?

Luckily – or unluckily? – she didn’t need to do that herself. She had control of these two fine ladies to help!

It only took a moment of consideration before she decided to go with the tried-and-true solution: two sets of lips and the eggplant. Once again, both sisters went to work on Big Mac’s cock, slathering themselves with the last remnants of his cum and the still-slick juices left over from Luna’s nectar.

And speaking of nectar ... well, Twilight figured it was time she enjoyed a little of her own, wasn’t it? This time, she didn’t bother trying to be subtle about it. She simply pulled her panties to the side and properly fingered herself, cooing in satisfaction as she finally found a little of that touch inside her warm depths that she’d been craving so much. These human fingers were so useful!

Only ... that didn’t go as unnoticed as she’d thought it would. Celestia was on the far side of Big Mac’s cock from her, and Twilight could almost swear Celestia was staring right at her as she fingered herself. And even in human form, Celestia’s violet eyes held a depth and a wisdom to them that made it feel very awkward to be so exposed to ... but also very exciting! She could only hope that Principal Celestia wouldn’t remember this after the world was fixed, because this was just too good to pass up!

Celestia wasn’t the only one who seemed to notice, though. Was Big Mac staring as well? And was seeing Twilight’s finger inside her own pussy actually contributing to his progress bar? It sure seemed to be going up faster than it had been a moment ago.

Well, nothing for it but to lean in! Twilight lifted her skirt higher, giving them all a good show as she pleasured herself, rubbing two fingers hungrily into her slit. Thankfully, she wasn’t entirely a stranger to masturbating herself in this human form, and she already knew the sorts of things she liked ... especially a nice firm rub against her g-spot, right where she was putting her fingers now.

Soon, all the stimulation for Big Mac took its course: his progress bar rose, and his cock did as well, stiffening all the way until it slapped up against his belly. It was time.

With the hand that wasn’t ... otherwise occupied, Twilight pointed at the necessary symbol on Celestia’s box this time. Right away, Celestia positioned herself in front of Big Mac’s cock, rubbing the tip of it against her soaking-wet pussy lips and ready to shove herself back against it.

But Twilight couldn’t quite see as well as she wanted to. She was well beyond pretending to be disinterested now. Now she wanted to enjoy this as much as possible. But Luna was blocking some of her view! What could she do about that...?

Aha! Before anything else could happen, Twilight pointed to one of Luna’s options: the two lips kissing.

That got Luna out of the way nicely ... though Twilight did have to admit to herself that Luna’s tall, elegant body was nice to look at as she made her way around Big Mac’s body, as she leaned up to meet her lips with his. Wow ... just the way her breasts moved – they looked so soft, so supple! Would ... would Twilight get in any kind of trouble if she actually touched them?

Better not to risk it. Touching herself while watching was one thing. Touching them without their consent was something else entirely. Of course, she wasn’t sure if they were really consenting to doing what they were doing with Big Mac, either ... but that seemed fated to happen, all part of this inescapable game. That much could be excused away if the two principals ended up remembering all of this. She had to do it. Shamelessly groping them, though ... that would be a lot harder to explain away. A smear on her already-troubled conscience that she definitely didn’t want to experience.

So she just focused on pleasuring herself as she watched. Even so, seeing the way Celestia’s even larger breasts hung below her chest made Twilight sorely tempted to come closer and touch anyway. But no. No! She’d be strong. She’d resist. Though she did find herself slipping one hand into the button-up blouse the mirror gave her and fondling her own human breast through her bra. Still such a strange feeling, but she was quickly starting to like it.

She had to stop that for a moment, though, in order to point at Celestia’s eggplant-and-peach symbol again a few times.

By this time, she’d gotten the hang of it, practiced it enough to give Celestia just the right amount of penetration from the beginning. Celestia pressed herself back against Big Mac’s cock. Twilight licked her lips and pressed her fingers even deeper into her own pussy as she watched that massive red shaft disappear into the lovely pink slit of Celestia’s pussy ... though that neat and tidy little slit was quickly stretched wide into a ring around the impressive girth of Big Mac’s shaft.

Twilight was sure she’d never seen anything hotter in all her life. To see Celestia like this, so lewdly accepting a huge cock inside her! Both she and Celestia moaned deeply, loving every moment of it as Big Mac began thrusting into her in earnest.

It took Twilight’s breath away when she saw Big Mac’s cock pull out, the upper third of it coated in Celestia’s juices, just before sliding right back in. Oh, she could just imagine the heat of it! What it must feel like! Already, her insides were tightening, the tingling growing deep in her belly. The hand not busy under her skirt clenched her breast tightly, bringing the strange, fluttering sensation of stimulation there as well. Was this what teat play felt like? She’d have to find a stallion willing to experiment sometime when she finally got back home to Equestria ... or maybe a mare...

Maybe it was the thought of a mare that did it. Maybe that in combination with seeing Celestia’s bent-over hips. Even without a tail, even without a cutie mark, the curves of Celestia’s delicious-looking legs reminded Twilight a lot of the pony version of her. And the thought of that Celestia, the real Celestia, might have been what finally pushed Twilight over the edge.

She cried out shamelessly as she came, dropping hard down on her knees. She never even felt the sting of the concrete. All she felt was the wonderful – and sorely needed! – release of pressure inside her, that glorious explosion deep in her belly that spread ecstasy all throughout her whole body. It left her shuddering on her knees, all but drooling onto the sidewalk. Big Mac, Celestia, and Luna faded into the background, a blur, hardly even registering compared to the massive effects of Twilight’s own pleasure.

When she finally recovered and slipped her fingers out of her still-spasming pussy, the first thing she noticed was the slight puddle of girlcum on the concrete below her. Wow. She’d never orgasmed like that in human form before... Maybe sex in human form was something worth a bit more investigation and experimentation. She’d dismissed the notion once her – ahem – research had shown her just how small and unsatisfying-looking human parts were ... but maybe there was more to it than mere size...

The next thing she noticed was Big Macintosh ... well, him, Celestia, and Luna. All three still doing exactly what she’d left them doing, in the absence of any further instructions.

Something wasn’t quite right, though. Big Mac’s progress bar was almost at the top, but it wasn’t progressing anymore. All three of them seemed to be quite enjoying what they were doing ... but not enjoying it quite enough to finish this stage of the game. She needed to do something more, something to push Big Mac over the edge.

Celestia’s symbols were out of the question. She needed to stay right where she was, impaled upon Big Mac’s gargantuan cock. But doubling down on the eggplant/peach symbol probably wasn’t a good idea, either. She wasn’t sure just how much more Celestia could take, and she didn’t want to risk hurting the poor woman. Human pussies were not intended for anything of that size! That left Luna’s options ... and that would probably be much better. Maybe kissing just wasn’t quite enough of a boost, especially for Big Mac’s second load. Twilight already knew that getting a stallion off was always more difficult the second time around. So she pointed at Luna’s tennis balls icon, hoping that would be enough.

Luna, of course, followed the instruction perfectly. Once again, she traced her hand along Big Macintosh’s body. This time, she went even farther, getting way up between his beefy hind legs. He even spread his legs apart slightly, giving her better access.

And she took full advantage of it, letting those huge, pendulous red balls absolutely smother her face as she licked at the cleft between them. With her hands, she held both of them up to her face, caressing them lovingly as she alternately tended to either one. There was absolutely no question of her actually being able to fit one in her mouth, of course. Each nut seemed to be nearly the size of her head! But she did utterly devote herself to every last inch of them, exploring every contour and crevice.

That was making progress! Big Mac had stopped moving – to avoid battering Luna’s face with his twin wrecking balls – but Celestia picked up right where he’d let off, rocking herself back and forth underneath him, stroking his shaft with her pussy. Her big pale breasts swung mesmerizingly below herself as she moved, and the way his cock pushed in and out of her even made her soft-looking ass cheeks ripple slightly. Best of all, Big Mac’s progress bar was increasing again. Rapidly.

It didn’t take long after that. By the time Twilight had slipped her panties back into place, straightened out her bra, and re-buttoned her blouse, Big Mac’s progress bar reached its peak. And so, of course, did Big Mac.

His bountifully huge balls clenched up tightly, making Luna stretch a bit higher to reach, and Twilight got a perfect view of most of his cock pulsing rhythmically. Of course, she couldn’t see all of it. Quite a bit was hidden deep inside Celestia’s pussy. This ... this couldn’t cause pregnancy, could it? Celestia was a human and he was a horse, after all! The worry did cross Twilight’s mind as she watched Big Mac forcefully pump stream after stream of potent cum into Celestia’s clenching pussy, though.

Celestia cried out in her own orgasm as Big Mac’s excess seed began to spew out from between his cock and her pussy lips. Oh, how that warmth must feel! That settled it. As soon as Twilight got back home to Equestria, she was going to find the biggest, hunkiest stallion she could get her hooves on, set all the anti-pregnancy spells she knew, and then get this feeling for herself! Goodness, how long had it been? How could she be missing it so much without realizing it? Celestia sure seemed to enjoy it – she couldn’t even hold herself up for long enough for Big Mac to pull out. Instead, she slumped forward, collapsing flat onto the concrete between his front hooves, unable to hold herself up any longer. The last few spurts of his cum splattered onto her back, pooling a bit in the supple curve there.

There was just barely time for Twilight to notice the dopey, satisfied smile on Celestia’s face before all three of them promptly vanished into golden sparkles, leaving only a few slowly-spreading stains on the concrete behind.

“Congratulations on completing medium mode! Would you like to try hard mode?”

Twilight didn’t even have to think about it this time. She grinned. “Bring it on!”

“Congratulations on completing medium mode! Would you like to try hard mode?”

Ugh. If Sunset Shimmer ended up remembering any of this, Twilight decided she was going to tease the girl mercilessly about this robotic quality. “Yes, I would like to try hard mode,” she said, making sure to enunciate clearly.

It was time to get this done!
> Hard Mode
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Yes, I would like to try hard mode,” Twilight enunciated carefully, to make sure Sunset’s strangely robotic mind would be able to pick up on it.

Sunset waved her hands, and out of the shower of golden sparkles emerged... No, it couldn’t be! Why did Sunset have to go and make this weird?

“This lovely lady is Twilight Sparkle. A truly magical girl who’s always happiest when she’s with her friends. Her likes are books, engineering, and sucking up to the authority figures in her life.”

“Hey!” Twilight shouted ... only for it to go completely unheeded. Was the real Sunset in there? Had she added that bit as a jab?

Sunset ignored her outburst, continuing without pause: “Her dislikes are noisy parties, unanswered questions, and quesadillas.” She waved her hands again, producing the larger shower of sparkles that Twilight was coming to expect. Thankfully, there seemed to be only one of each this time. “This handsome man,” Sunset said, “is Flash Sentry, the dreamboat lead guitar player of his own band.”

Twilight’s jaw dropped. And, despite his horse-like appearance, she felt her cheeks beginning to heat up. Flash? Oh goodness... The idea of seeing him do the sorts of things she’d just watched all the other stallions do. How could she stand and watch that? She was going to have to concentrate intensively just to keep her focus and keep her cool. And then to think of watching him do it all to a girl who looked just like herself... She gulped. Oh dear. This was going to be intense, wasn’t it?

“His likes are guitars, leather jackets, and smoothies. His dislikes are bullies, clowns, and studying.”

Twilight stared at him. How could he dislike studying? Were these likes and dislikes real, or were they just part of what had gone wrong with this world? But everyone likes studying ... right?

“This romance-o-meter measures how seduced Twilight is. Use your dialog options and gifts to get it all the way full.”

By this point, Twilight knew the drill. And since the girl being seduced was basically herself, she knew this should be an easy one, despite the name. Immediately, one of the dialog options stood out to her, one that always made her swoon:  She pointed at it.

As expected, Flash Sentry whinnied.

Not as expected, the other Twilight’s green bar went down. All the way red now. “Yeah, no kidding,” that Twilight said.

Hm... Hard mode indeed! Why hadn’t that worked? Twilight herself loved it when Flash said stuff like that. So why didn’t this other Twilight like it? Well, there was nothing for it but to move on. This time, she considered the dialog options carefully:  or  or  The choice was obvious enough. She pointed at the first one.

The other Twilight rolled her eyes. “What, did you find that on some dumb internet list of pick-up lines? Not impressed.” The bar above her head did not improve. Still solid red.

Ponyfeathers! Why did this have to get so difficult all the sudden? ‘Hard mode’ indeed! Okay ... no problem. Just try again, right?

 or  or  The choice should have been simple, but Twilight deliberated carefully. Maybe she was making Flash come on too strong? Maybe this other Twilight didn’t feel quite so attracted to him, so she’d need a gentler nudge... This time, she pointed to the second phrase. Come on – third time’s the charm.

Flash nickered.

And the other Twilight’s bar still didn’t go up. She shook her head. “Why would I even bother with some generic dude-bro with a guitar? Talking about the weather? Could you be any more boring?” Flinging her hands up, she turned away. “I’m done. Bye.” And then she simply walked away.

Twilight stared as her other self walked firmly down the street away from the stallion she was supposed to be paired with. What was going on? Had she ... lost? She stared, not quite believing it, all the way until the other Twilight turned the corner and left her sight entirely.

She turned toward Sunset. “So, um, what now?”

Sunset didn’t respond, staring blankly.

“Um, hello? Did I lose? Is she going to come back? What do I do now? Can I restart hard mode somehow?”

Still nothing. No response from Sunset.

Well, okay then. It was looking like Twilight was on her own for this one. Would she be stuck here forever in this mockery of a game that couldn’t even be won anymore? If ‘hard mode’ was even winnable at all. It seemed like no matter what dialog she chose, the other Twilight still hated it. And that bar never, ever went up. It was still all red.

Wait, it was still there? She had to look again just to make sure.

Yes, there it was. Still hanging in the air above where the other Twilight had been standing. She might be gone, but the bar was still there. Could that be useful somehow?

What if...?

Well, she and the other Twilight were basically the same person, right? Would this game recognize her in the other Twilight’s place? Maybe it was worth a try...

Without even really thinking about the implications, she walked over and stood below the progress bar. Strangely, it seemed to turn, always facing her so that she could read it, even when she was directly underneath the thing. She could also still see Flash’s dialog options.

Time to try it...

She pointed at another one:  It seemed appropriate enough, given how she had a different hairstyle than the other Twilight.

Flash neighed. And Twilight still didn’t understand it. Somehow, she’d thought that standing in the other Twilight’s place would somehow make her understand it how the other Twilight seemed to understand it. But whatever. She already knew what he was saying, since she’d selected it herself.

Now for the tough part. “Aw, thank you,” she said, trying to put as much feeling as she could into it. She wasn’t sure if this thing took feelings into account or if it was just the words. “I have done it up differently!”

Hm... The bar still didn’t move. This wasn’t going to work, was it?

Oh! But wait! Cadance, Celestia, Luna – they’d all taken clothes off when their stallion said the right thing. Would that work?

Twilight hesitated only slightly before unbuttoning her blouse. Of course she knew nudity was taboo in this world, especially public nudity, but she hadn’t been raised in that kind of culture, so she didn’t mind taking off her clothes. Not if it meant being able to get back home and fix this world. Once she’d gotten the blouse unbuttoned all the way to the bottom, she shrugged it off, dropping it to the ground.

And the progress bar went up! Yes!

Now that she knew what to do, the rest was a breeze. One by one she pointed at dialog options, gushed about how much she liked what he ‘said’, and discarded articles of clothing. Her bra first, baring her human breasts, so much bigger and fuller than her pony teats, even though they apparently weren’t all that significant by human standards. Then her skirt. That was when she started to feel a little bare. Even though she’d grown up with ponies who thought nothing of complete nudity, she had spent some time here, and she had to admit that standing out here in the open in only her plain white panties made her feel a little self-conscious.

She really wasn’t used to being so exposed in her human form. Especially not in front of others like Sunset Shimmer or Flash Sentry. Strangely, Flash being in horse form made it easier. It was more like a pony, and it didn’t feel weird for her to be nude in front of a pony, not even one she felt strongly about like Flash. Being mostly naked in front of Sunset, though... That was really making her blush. Sunset Shimmer had seen her pony form, of course, but she’d never seen Twilight’s human form naked ... and somehow, it really felt like she shouldn’t.

But Twilight hadn’t come this far to give up now, and certainly not just because of some silly human nudity taboo. She bravely pointed at the next dialog option:  And when Flash whickered, she didn’t hesitate to give him a pleasant little laugh to match what he’d said ... and to pull her panties all the way down her legs, leaving herself completely bare for everyone to see.

It felt ... good, actually. Scary, but good. Kind of freeing. It felt nice to be free of these human clothes and feel the cool air against her feminine bits again. Especially since she’d gotten a little heated down there from the idea of stripping in front of Flash Sentry. To complete the look, she even kicked off her human shoes and socks.

Better yet, her progress bar turned all the way green, then vanished.

“Yes!” she shouted. “I did it!”

“Victory is indicated by insemination,” Sunset corrected her matter-of-factly.

Oh, right. The next part. It had always been in the back of Twilight’s mind ... but she’d been so worried about getting her progress bar up that she hadn’t really been putting much thought into it. Now, though ... now she looked up up up at Flash and gulped.

There he was, surrounded by the now-familiar icons and progress bar, currently totally red. And it was him. And he was looking at her, completely naked. And they were about to have sex. To completion.

Would this ‘insemination’ result in a pregnancy? Could it? She wasn’t in heat when she left Equestria, but from her understanding of human biology, it was much trickier and there was at least a potential for pregnancy at almost any time. Would being in human form make her immune to Flash’s stalliony virility? Or was she still fundamentally a pony on the inside? There were so many factors in play, so many unanswered questions – it was almost enough to send her into a meltdown. Almost. Years ago, it probably would have. But now she was in control of herself enough to save her meltdowns for more important things ... things like being on the verge of having sex with her secret crush.

That was a whole different level of freak-out-worthy phenomena. Just holding hands with Flash Sentry would be enough to make her feel weak in the knees. But this? It still didn’t seem real to her. How could it be real? How could this possibly be happening? But there he was, big horse-like Flash Sentry. And here she was, naked in front of him, with the implication that there was going to be so much more than just him seeing her naked. The pony version of Flash had seen her pony form naked. That was fine, right? But the idea of touching him, kissing him, doing ... other things with him... It was just too much!

But there wasn’t any other way out of this, was there? She had to win the game, didn’t she? She had to ... have sex with Flash Sentry.

The thought sent chills through her ... though a certain spot between her legs felt a flash of heat instead. She’d be lying if she claimed she hadn’t fantasized about it – after all, Celestia told her there was no wrong way to fantasize – but she’d never fantasied about having him this way. As an enormous horse and with her in her human form. Both thrilling and terrifying. Would he think less of her, having sex with him so casually, as part of a game? Was this even the real him? Would he remember this at all, or would he think it was some kind of strange dream or something?

He stared at her with his big horsey, face, obviously anticipating ... something. Did he know what was about to happen?

“Enough over-analyzing,” she said aloud, “just do it!” Do him.

Okay ... but how would this work, exactly? With the others, she’d just pointed at icons and the women did things. Well, why not give that a try? Would this strange magic control her movements?

It turned out ... no. She pointed at the kissy lips icon ... and nothing at all happened. Nothing whatsoever. Well, okay, that was good. At least she was in control of her own actions still.

Now how about actually going through with it? Walking up to Flash was easy enough, but when Twilight paused right in front of him, the rest seemed inordinately difficult. To actually go through with it... To actually cross that invisible line... Stop! She had to avoid over-analyzing it. That might not even be the real Flash Sentry. None of this might be real at all ... so why not have a little fun and enjoy herself? That thought was finally enough to get her to cross the line ... only by pretending that the line wasn’t real. She leaned forward and kissed Flash.

Just a peck at first. A chaste little experiment ... or as chaste as it could be considering that she was naked in her human form. Flash’s horsey lips felt huge against her own ... but soft and supple and not unpleasant. She went in for another.

It startled her when he actually kissed her back. Somehow, she hadn’t expected him to participate. But ... wow, what he could do with his lips! His horse form seemed to have one advantage at least: he could move his lips in all kinds of ways, toying with and teasing hers. It was unlike anything she’d ever experienced before, not even as a pony. Pony lips sure didn’t move like this! Except maybe Pinkie Pie, and she’d never kissed Pinkie. She let him draw her in more than she’d been planning to, running her hands up the sides of his muzzle and across his broad, velvety-furred cheeks. When she felt a bit of his tongue, she took it as an invitation to give him her own. It felt a little absurd venturing her delicate little tongue into his big mouth, especially when it brushed up against his much larger, much broader one. But when he wrapped his tongue around hers for a moment, embracing her in such an oddly intimate way, all the strangeness melted away.

She pulled away only with difficulty, only after forcing herself too – it helped that she needed to catch her breath. Wow, how had she gotten that into it that quickly? Yeah, she liked Flash ... but that was fast. Was she losing control of herself? Had the game somehow taken control of her?

Or was she just that much of a repressed little slut deep down inside?

Well, she was nothing if not scientific. And this was a testable hypothesis. What if she did the next step without pointing at any of the icons first? Then she’d know that whatever happened wasn’t due to the game taking control of her.

Flash’s progress bar had grown a little greener. So the next step seemed obvious – at least obvious in what her own body wanted!

Quickly, she swung herself around Flash Sentry’s foreleg and positioned herself underneath him. “Breed me, Flash!” she said in a moment of weakened inhibitions. “Put it inside me and let’s win this game!”

Flash nudged forward. Twilight felt something huge, warm, and soft flop against her between her legs ... but it was far from achieving any penetration at all.

When she looked behind herself, it was obvious. His cock had emerged from its sheath, but hung down limply. She hadn’t done enough to turn him on first, had she? For a moment, she wondered if her pony form would be more appealing to this horse version of Flash. But she couldn’t blame it on her weird human body, not really. The other human women hadn’t had any such troubles. Because Twilight had made them all do certain other things first, instead of only listening to the urges of their bodies and trying to get that magnificent big horsecock inside themselves as soon as possible.

It was magnificent, though. Twilight turned around and got down into more of a kneeling position, getting comfortable in front of that huge, hanging cock. Wow ... it was making her mouth water. From down here, most of Flash’s really horse-like features weren’t easy to see. She could imagine him as just a really big pony stallion, or maybe a normal-size pony stallion and she was just smaller than usual. And this view of him ... wow. She’d fantasized about the pony version of Flash plenty of times before, but even when mostly flaccid, this was well beyond her little fantasies. His cock hung down from his sheath in a graceful arch, already thicker than her arm and hanging almost all the way down to his hocks. The shaft of it just looked so meaty and substantial, smooth near the end, then a medial ring that made her lick her lips, and then the veiny, thickening section near the base that she was sure her human form would never be able to fit. And there, behind it all, hung two glorious smooth-skinned balls, looking weighty and full, swelling with cum for her. From here, it was so easy to pretend that he was just a big pony. Really big. With a really nice cock...

She only noticed how she’d been drawing closer to it when she accidentally bumped her weird little human nose against his shaft.

Oh! Was she touching it already? Touching him already?

Flash Sentry had always had this inexplicable ability to send chills through her whole body. The sudden contact with his cock – his glorious cock! – would have made her fur stand on end ... if this weird human body had any fur. Instead, she just got goosebumps and felt a little shiver.

It seemed so natural to simply stick out her tongue and give it a little lick. And then another, and then run her lips along the shaft, and then hold it against herself with her hands so it wouldn’t swing away as she mouthed it more firmly and more passionately. Before she knew it, before she’d even thought about it properly, she was fellating him.

She’d never really thought of herself as the kind of pony – or girl – who’d really be into doing that. She’d prefer that it be placed where it was biologically intended to go and where it would deliver optimal pleasure to both parties involved, thank you very much. Except ... that was in theory. This was in practice. And, as it turned out, experiencing it in practice had its appeals. She kissed his cock as passionately as she’d been kissing his mouth only moments ago, hugging it against herself and exploring all up and down his thick shaft with both hands. Oh, the feel of it! The thick, powerful warmth down deep, covered in the softest, most supple skin on the outside... It was a pleasure just to touch it, to feel the weight of it against her, and she wanted as much of herself touching it as possible.

His tip rubbed ever more firmly between her human breasts as it tried to stiffen and rise, but Twilight was only getting started. She wanted to taste every last inch of him, and she’d barely even gotten up to his medial ring! Soon, though, the pressure became undeniable. She slipped away to one side, letting his cock spring upward and slap against his belly. She didn’t stop, though. She ran her face up and down the side of his shaft, from the flattened tip all the way down to his sheath.

And once at his sheath, a couple certain somethings attracted her attention. Nestled between the powerful muscles and thick veins of his inner thighs, those two beautiful globes hung waiting for her. Without hesitation, she held them toward herself with both hands and buried her face in the cleft between them.

They were so firm and substantial... Twilight had never done this before, of course. She’d seen diagrams in books and snuck glances at pony stallions here and there ... but she’d always expected balls to be kind of ... squishy, sort of like her human breasts. Not so. Each juicy nut filled up one of her hands, and when she gently squeezed, there was hardly any give to them at all. She ran her tongue over the smooth curves of them, taking it all in ... wow.

Of course, she returned to his cock soon – it was just so distracting, bobbing in the air out there. She wanted to kiss every part of it, touch every last little bit of him, feel the strength of his erection against her body inside her body!

Wait.

That snapped her out of it for a moment. She peeked out from underneath his belly. Yes, that progress bar was moving! It was almost halfway green already!

That meant two things: one, apparently she didn’t need to point at the icons in order to make progress in the game – she could just do things with Flash ... two, she should really move on to the next part before his tip started to flare. She’d never get it inside herself if it was already swelling wide at the tip! Actually, come to think of it, this all proved a third thing, too: it wasn’t pointing at the icon that had made her zone out when kissing Flash. She was definitely harboring some slutty feelings deep inside herself, at least for him, and they were coming out hard now that she was finally giving herself a little permission to play.

So ... it was time for the main event. Flash was certainly ready for it. His cock slapped up against the underside of his belly again as if to emphasize that. And she sure seemed ready – she could feel the coolness of a bit of her own juices flowing down her inner thigh. Getting right up against Flash Sentry’s cock had really gotten her going on the inside.

But was she really ready? To have real, actual sex with Flash Sentry? Her knees quivered in place in her pseudo-kneeling position. Oh goodness ... she was really going to do it, wasn’t she? She could still smell Flash’s musk on her hands, like the scent of a pony stallion, but even stronger and more primal. Part of her wanted nothing more than to give herself to Flash Sentry in every way possible. Another part of her was terrified of the idea – it was so easy to fantasize, but what would happen when those fantasies became a reality?

She had to, though. She had to in order to win this game. She had to in order to get home. She had to in order to fix this world and make it the way it should be. She had to because she needed to feel Flash Sentry’s cock inside her.

So ... she’d do it.

The finality of the decision resonated through her. Yes. It was finally going to happen. For real. Or as real as the crazy state of this world could be said to be. Before she could get stuck in a loop of overthinking it, she turned around and raised her rump. Flash’s cock rested against her back, the base of it heavy against the flat of her lower back and the shaft of it filling the slight hollow of her spine. Oh wow. So huge, especially by human standards. How was she going to get it to fit?

And it was a little awkward holding herself up underneath him like this ... though it got a little easier when she held on to each of his forelegs with her hands, using them to brace herself.

She drew forward, getting closer and closer to being in the perfect position.

The drooling tip of his cock slowly slid down her back, leaving a little trail of pre-cum and perhaps a bit of her own leftover spit behind. Should she have tried to slobber on him more? Maybe that would make it slide in better?

Too late! The tip of it dropped down between her ass cheeks. She felt it nudge perfectly into place against her overheated pussy lips. And she was not going to give up this feeling, no matter what came next!

What came next, though, was really an exercise in frustration. The huge flat tip of Flash’s cock just wouldn’t go in. No matter how she squirmed around it, no matter how she pushed, it was just too big. Her pussy lips wouldn’t open around it, they just mashed against it. That felt nice, but it was nothing close to what she knew was coming, what she needed.

Ugh! What was she going to do? She could feel it back there, almost making it in. The heat of it was almost unbearable. And yet it just wouldn’t go!

“Please!” Twilight cried out. “Please, I need it!”

And still nothing happened. Flash stood there implacably, letting her push herself against his tip but doing nothing to help. She was sure if he helped, he could shove that mighty horsecock of his inside her, if only...

The icons!

She whipped her head around to look at the game’s icons so fast it almost wrenched her neck out of place. There! The eggplant and peach icon! She jabbed her finger at it repeatedly, not thinking of the consequences, only of her lustful need.

The consequences were swift. Flash snorted, his huge horsey muscles bunched as his thighs flexed, and he pushed.

Finally, the tightly-stretched entrance of Twilight’s pussy gave in. She screamed as Flash’s hot length suddenly surged into her, instantly filling her to the absolute core. It was a good thing she was already so slick and wet, or he’d probably be tearing her apart from the inside out. Even as it was, she felt as if every last little bit of her from the belly button down was no longer girl-shaped, but cock-shaped, a thin sleeve tightly wrapped around Flash’s thrusting cock.

Was there some part of Flash’s consciousness in that horse body, or did it just look like him? Because something in him listened to her scream and took pity, giving her precious moments to adjust to the new feelings inside herself before he began to slowly move.

It was fortunate that Twilight didn’t have to do anything. She couldn’t do anything. Stars swam in her vision as mingled pain and pleasure flooded her body. She’d never felt quite so much of either, and here was both of them at once! Instinctively, her hands clenched down in vice-like grips against Flash’s forelegs, holding on for dear life, for her sanity. Really, he was being very gentle, only giving her the slightest nudges backward and forward with his cock. And it was still more than enough to overwhelm her. She could feel the girth of his shaft spreading her ass cheeks apart just before where it plunged into her pussy lips, which had been stretched into a tight ring around him. What a feeling! She’d never even imagined being taken like this before. She had never before thought her body could be a vessel for such intense feelings. She could feel every last little contour of Flash’s tip as it gently moved inside her.

And it was wonderful. As she adjusted to the insane pressure, the pain was quickly being overcome with ecstasy. A warm fullness like none other. The strong presence of Flash’s cock gently sliding against absolutely every last little bit of her inner walls all at once. There wasn’t a single bit of her – not the tiniest smidgen – that wasn’t in constant contact with him on the inside. Her mind was full of the feel of him, the smell of him, the taste of him ... her previous exploration of his cock only intensified what she was feeling because she knew exactly how magnificent this massive thing inside her truly was.

As Flash gradually started moving faster, the pleasure only doubled and redoubled. Twilight was no stranger to taking care of her own needs, so she thought she knew what an impending orgasm felt like. The gradually building tension and pressure, the slight fuzziness in her head ... but this time, she never even felt it coming. She was already undergoing more tension and pressure than she’d ever imagined, and her head had been spinning ever since she’d taken a deep breath with her face pressed between Flash’s extravagant equine balls.

So this orgasm took her entirely by surprise. She cried out pitifully as it washed over her with no warning, making her whole body tremble and convulse. Her pussy tried to squeeze down on Flash’s cock, but it was already squeezing as tightly as it could, so it just felt as if his cock was moving even more inside of her as her inner muscles tried to milk the cum out of him. His forelegs were the only solid thing in her whole world, the only pillars she had to hold onto as everything else dissolved into a glowing haze of orgasmic bliss, with his cock the bright center of all of it.

Through it all, he kept gently pushing into her, only serving to prolong the intensity of her pleasure. It was only after long minutes of mind-breaking euphoria that she finally regained full consciousness of her surroundings, rather than only the rhythmic explosions of pleasure inside herself.

Flash was still pushing into her, a little more vigorously now, though – strangely – it didn’t feel as intense as before ... maybe because all those orgasmic contractions had temporarily loosened her up on the inside. And he was taking full advantage of that extra leeway, giving her actual thrusts now. They’d probably count as full-bodied thrusts by a human, but for his huge horse body, it was really still just gentle nudges.

And what about ... what about the progress bar? When Twilight craned her neck to the side, she could just barely peek past him and see it. It was almost entirely green! That meant any moment now he’d probably...

Yes. Oh yes, there it was! She could feel it swelling inside her: Flash Sentry’s flare. Oh how much she’d fantasized about feeling that swell up inside her just like it was now! It was almost enough to send her into another orgasm. The thought that Flash – Flash Sentry! – was about to bless her with the ultimate expression of his affection, about to bathe her insides in his cum. She grinned. Just a big, dumb grin. Twilight was long past any ideas about trying to look calm or in control of the situation or even in control of herself. All that mattered was the enormous flare growing and stretching her from the inside, and the gooey goodness that was soon to come.

Flash couldn’t even thrust inside her properly anymore. The incredible breadth of his flare locked the two of them together so solidly that every push forward just moved Twilight’s whole body.

That didn’t stop him from trying, though. Twilight rocked back and forth, moved by his ever more insistent and careless thrusts. Oh, he wanted it so bad! And she was more than ready to give it to him. “Cum inside me, Flash!” she said, not caring how it sounded. “Give me your foals!”

As if acting on her command, Flash gave one last mighty push forward and held it.

Twilight looked back behind herself, saw his massive balls clenching upward, saw the rhythmic pulse of his shaft ... and then she felt it. The instant wash of gooey warmth deep inside her, the even more intense pressure as her little human womb was filled beyond capacity just from the first thick stream.

More and more came, quickly starting to leak out and spew out behind her, splattering down against the pavement.

If she hadn’t been so utterly exhausted by this point, she probably would have orgasmed all over again. Even as it was, she felt a few twinges as if aftershocks of the previous orgasm ... or maybe it was just her body trying to drink deep from Flash’s seemingly limitless supply of hot soupy cum.

Twilight was an absolute mess by the time he was finished. She could feel the gooey warmth slowly oozing down both of her legs ... and that was before he pulled out of her, releasing the true deluge. When she stepped out from under him, her feet left sticky white footprints.

Just as she was about to reach up and stroke his cheek, kissing him again, though, he vanished in a shower of golden sparkles.

“Congratulations on completing hard mode! Would you like to play again or exit the game?”

Sunset Shimmer didn’t seem to be at all bothered by the sight of Twilight absolutely drenched in her former boyfriend’s cum. If the real Sunset still felt any attachment to her ex, this version of Sunset sure didn’t. It was as if she wasn’t even aware of how Twilight looked.

But the important part was that there was a slight telltale glow around the portal again. ‘Or exit the game,’ Sunset had said. Twilight could go home. She could finally start fixing this ... as soon as she caught her breath.


* * *


As soon as Twilight stepped out of the portal, she knew exactly what was wrong with the human world. Discord sat there, with a game controller somehow plugged into her magical portal device that functioned to keep the link open at all times. Troublingly, all five of her closest friends – thankfully not Spike – sat near him. Had they been watching?

“Bravo! Bravo!” Discord clapped his – for the lack of a better general description – hands. A different sound resulted every time they met. “Quite the performance, don’t you agree, everypony?”

Rarity gulped, blushing intensely. “Yes ... quite.” She winced. “But you’ve still got a little, erm ... something in your fur.”

“It’s called bucket-loads of horse cum,” Rainbow helpfully added.

The others, thankfully, saw fit to be quiet.

Twilight was well aware of the cum still coating her hind legs. The portal hadn’t cleaned it away in the slightest, it seemed. But she had more important problems that needed to be dealt with. “Discord,” she growled menacingly. “If you don’t put that world back exactly the way it’s supposed to be right now, I’m going to turn you into something much worse than stone this time.”

“Ooh, feisty!” Discord said, laughing a little.

“You could say, spunky.” Rainbow joined in on the laughter. “You know, ‘cause she’s covered in spunk!”

Applejack shoved her hoof in Rainbow’s mouth. Twilight gave her a little nod to thank her for that service to Equestria: allowing her to focus on her main problem.

“Now, Discord.”

“Well it looks like somepony didn’t enjoy her friendship lesson.” Discord smirked. “Oh, and would that also include undoing that certain somepony’s impending pregnancy?”

So it had impregnated her... Or at least Discord seemed to think so. A part of her wanted desperately to keep it. At least for a little while. Just to feel that little bit of Flash swelling and growing inside her. But no. Definitely not. She wanted Flash’s foals – she was more sure of that now than ever. But she wanted it with the real Flash. On his terms. With consent. “Yes,” she said with surety. “Including that.”

“As you wish, Princess,” Discord said, raising his lion paw to snap his fingers.

“Wait!” Pinkie shouted. “Do the principals level again, that was hot!”

Twilight buried her face between her hooves. She could think of quite a few ponies – and other creatures – present who could definitely use a friendship lesson or two. “Fix it, Discord!”

“Fine.” Discord snapped his fingers. Nothing much seemed to change, except that the cum coating Twilight’s coat vanished, leaving her fresh and clean. “Though, I should mention that if you ever wanted to have another ‘friendship lesson’ like that it would only take a word and then—”

He blanched as Twilight charged at him, glowing horn first. He was only barely able to vanish into thin air before her spell-enhanced horn could eviscerate him.

She then turned to the others. “As for the rest of you...”

“Eeep!” Fluttershy cringed downward, hiding behind Applejack. “Please don’t hurt us! Discord said it was just a game! He said it wasn’t real!”

Twilight stopped. “Hurt you?” She shook her head. “No... I need your help!”

“Our help?” they all said, more or less in unison. Except for Rainbow Dash, who still had Applejack’s hoof lodged firmly in her mouth.

She nodded. “Please help me set up a date with Flash Sentry! The real one, in the Crystal Empire!”