Part 1: pinkies Betting problem
War Horses: pinkies biggest pinkie promise: part 1
Equestria Girls world
Hi, I’m War Horse. I’ll be explaining the story of insane events to you shown here. Pinkie Pie, A girl that I never thought would be this insane, and that determined. I hardly like going near her, but she always tries to get close to me, sometimes I don’t even know it. One day I ended up testing her pride in a very dangerous way. It all started in the afternoon after work, I went to the nearby Cafe for an iced cappuccino or iced Frappuccino, I can't remember, anyway I then sat on one of the 2 chairs tables. Soon Pinkie Pie entered and asked the cashier lady for her usual. She would tell Pinkie not to mess around with the coffee machine again, then prepare Pinkie’s usual. [In this case a strawberry milkshake with cream and chocolate syrup.] She would end up noticing me and sit on the other side of the table I was sitting on.
A simple question on how I was, started the conversation. She asked me how my day was, I told her it was usual, I asked Pinkie Pie how her day was, it was great as usual- She aced a test, her and her friends played a trivia game and the cafeteria had ice cream cups served. As we we're, Pinkie Pie soon went and grabbed a reusable tic tac toe game and placed it on the table. She asked if I wanted to play, I said yes, then we began the first round, I went first.
As we continued on we talked about our parents, I didn't say much, but apparently her parents are going through community matters revolving around being family friendly. Pinkie asked me if my parents were okay or not, they're fine she was just showing concerns. Upper left to lower right, I won the first round. After restarting the game for the second round, I asked Pinkie about her job at the ice cream shop. She says it's great, as confetti came out of nowhere, she coughs after getting one in her mouth and says it pays, as usual. I told her that my job is good, but it's been slow lately, but we still profit. Pinkie says people keep underestimating the benefits of charity. I told her that we still get donations, just not as much.
Vertical center, I won the second round. Pinkie found it suspicious, she is usually great at tic tac toe. [Or she says.] I told her she was so full of energy, leading her to ask if I had Autism. I flinched after placing one of my pieces. I replied yes actually, Aspergers. Apparently the symptoms were greatly showing as it explained a lot for her she said. When I asked what, Pinkie mentioned my hand movement and thought that I was getting anxiety attacks in place with loud noises. I thought she was reading my mind during the conversation.
With a Horizontal center row, I won round 3. Pinkie was starting to panic, as if her life was at stake, but proceeded to clear the board for the next round. Pinkie asked me about my dating life with my girlfriend Pink Lemon. I told her it was going fine, though she would be out of town for a few weeks. Pinkie Pie replied with a comment on how close I was getting to her at grandma's house, I flinched and asked her how she knew that. She told me that Pink Lemon told her, while having a nervous smile on her face.
With a vertical left row, I won round 4. She got upset for a little while, but then calmed down and restarted the cleared the board, surprisingly fast Might I add. I asked her about her friends and she started rambling about her 6 friends. During her babbling, I won the 5th round. Suddenly Pinkie was taking scores on a notebook paper while talking, I never would have that much to say and while clearing the board each round.
5 rounds of tic tac toe later.
I won the last round we played. After Pinkie stopped talking, she realized that she won none of the games. Shocked by defeat, I needed to get back to my apartment to rest, however Pinkie Pie wanted me to play again. It was a long conversation, but Pinkie agreed to meet me at my apartment room tonight to play again. We said our farewells, as I left the cafe. Earlier I found a black four leaf clover outta nowhere and kept it in my pocket, by sheer luck I was able to get a small plastic sandwich bag to put it in before I clocked out at work. I would go with a boost of confidence and carelessly ignore the dangers.
Later at night.
Pinkie Pie came over with a Tic Tac Toe board that you play with at home. We soon started playing and Pinkie would be showing her game face after she dropped the first piece. During the game we talked about life, the incident at the mall, the loss of memory that Pinkie and some of her friends shortly had, a mad fashionista turning theme park goers and workers into holograms, stuff you're pretty well aware of. All that and 4 rounds in, When Pinkie Pie realized she was losing, she got very dramatic about it.
In Pinkie’s thoughts thinking, How do I keep losing, how can I keep losing? WHAT EVIL IS THIS? (suddenly gets an idea) wait a minute, maybe the stakes need to be risen.
Pinkie Pie soon proposed a non-money based bet, best 2 out of 3, if I won, she would dance naked in front of me for one night. If she won, I would have to call the tic tac toe champion again, I was confused, but amused thinking she was joking around. While we played, I asked Pinkie if she was alright. She said she was and that all she needed to do is beat once and she'll be relaxed. This raised concerns for me, I have been through losing induced rage and know how harsh people can be under that state. I hoped to go easy on her, but unfortunately she still lost, I won both rounds. Pinkie soon stared at me with a face of shock, dropping her last piece in the process.
I asked if she was okay, Pinkie then snapped outta of it and wanted a 3 to 5 challenge. If I won this challenge she would dance for me naked and let me touch her naked body during the dance. I agreed and we proceeded. I told her that I was nervous, then she asked if I wanted to take a break. I wanted to, so I said yes and she was willing to wait. I went to get some water, I grabbed a big plastic cup and filled it with fresh cold tap water [kitchen sink water, clean.] And drank it in seconds, then repeated the filling and drinking part twice. Soon I swallowed my pride and went back to the table to continue to begin the game. I jinxed it, I said in my head *How bad can it be?* It was very severe.
I won that challenge. 8 out of 15 and if I won, I could also have my way with her, not counting sex. I won that challenge. 10 out of 19, counting sex with that last win. 13 out of 25, adding another woman to the mix. I won That challenge. 16 out of 31, adding two other women to the mix. I won that challenge.
‘Alright, how about-’ I interrupted Pinkie Pie and told her, ‘It's almost 10 o'clock, I need to go to bed. I have to take my mother to the store tomorrow, her car is in the shop.’ Then, I proposed that we continue the game tomorrow and that I'll keep the debt on hold. Pinkie Pie agreed on the terms. She said ‘See you tomorrow night.’
As she walked towards the door, leaving the fully put away board game [in a matter of seconds actually] at my apartment, I stopped her for a moment. I grabbed a 10 outta my wallet and asked her to bring us some milkshakes for the occasion. She took the money and said Okey doki loki, we said our goodbyes and then she left. With a sigh of relief, the game was finally over,- for now -I would grab that black clover and look at it. As I stared at it, flashes of Pinkie Pie's voice lingered in my head. I knew it was bad news, I was hoping to intentionally lose and it wouldn't let me. I knew I had to get rid of it, only to fully stop it, I would either have to burn it or… eat it. I chose the ladder, I went back to the kitchen sink and poured myself a glass of water. I looked at the clover and gulped, eventually I ate it, then drank down the water. I didn’t taste anything from the clover, in fact, my taste buds didn't even respond to it. I showed no concern due to it being close to bedtime for me. I went to sleep prepared for tomorrow.
The next evening. I would finish eating my dinner- Ironically -macaroni and cheese. [I always felt a strange case of satisfaction from milky and lent greens mac and cheese. Very inappropriate in this case.] A few minutes later, Pinkie Pie would be back and bring milkshakes as I asked. I got a double chocolate milkshake with a big cream swirl and she got a strawberry and cherry swirl milkshake with cream and colorful sprinkles. We talked about our day for a few minutes before we got to the meat of the visit. I explained to Pinkie that we would restart the win count from scratch and that her win award would still be possible, but she would have to keep increasing my prize for me each time I won. She agreed and caught me up on the streak.
I already won a day of sexual fun with Pinkie Pie and two others. If I won The next challenge- a 2 outta 3 - I would win another woman for the special day. I agreed and the game began, [Metaphor] the alarms went off when we started. *Breathes heavily* I won that challenge.
3 outta 5 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [3].
5 outta 9 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [4].
7 outta 13 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [5]. 9 outta 17 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [6]. 12 out of 25 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [7].
16 outta 31 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I won that challenge [8]. 22 outta 41 and if I won, I would win another woman for the special day. I WON THAT CHALLENGE TOO [9]!
I stopped Pinkie Pie right there and proposed one final challenge, 26 outta 50. If I won, I would win A sexual night with her and 12 other women and if she won, her title would be reinstated. Pinkie agreed and started our game.
15 minutes later. It was a tie, one last round would determine who would win. Pinkie placed the first piece, as she did, I realized her strategies were simple vertical or horizontal patterns, hardly any zig zag rows. I would soon have an idea of losing, I went for the same strategy as her, only for her to try to block off my pieces. Alas, despite all my efforts, Pinkie kept trying to block me off, only to be out-smarted. I won that challenge. Pinkie was in shock and started questioning why she lost. I told lto try not blocking off my patterns and try sticking to just making her patterns.
I gave her another chance. 51 outta 100 and with the scores reset. If I won, I would have a sexual night with 15 women and if she won her title would of course be reinstated. She made me do a pinkie promise on those stakes, after we did the promise ritual we began the game. That would be the last challenge, surely she would win this one right?
30 minutes later. I was dead wrong. I won that final challenge. After dropping that last piece, horrifying images flashed in my head, from horror movies and video games, as well as scary flashbacks. My face was frozen with fear, Constant shocked stare. Pinkie tried snapping me out of it for 30 seconds straight, I eventually snapped outta of and said *lord help me, help us all lord.* before asking Pinkie what day was good for her. Pinkie Pie replied next Sunday, Coincidentally, I had nothing planned for that Sunday, so I agreed. I told Pinkie that she could stay until midnight, but that I had to lay down and control my thoughts. My head was spinning in shock, I could barely think straight. Pinkie was alright with it, so I proceeded to lay down in my bedroom, while Pinkie Pie watched T.V. in the living room.
My head was spinning, I was panicking over what would happen until then. If she broke her promise, I would possibly start something that will haunt me for the rest of my life. It took awhile for me to sleep, but I was able to, hoping that the future would be fine. So explains why that all happened. Thanks for reading.