> The Mane Six Give Discord A Punishment Day > by TheSuperTransformerFan > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The Only Chapter In Which Someone Dies...And, It’s NOT one of the good guys! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Mane Six were inside Discord’s head, looking for the Center control room in his brain. So far, they have realized that he had taken their Cosmic wishes during the night of the Cosmic Cotton Candy Comet, and wanted some answers. But, the draconniqus refused to tell the, a word about what happened to them. So, deciding to do something drastic, they shrunk themselves, and went inside his head to find out WHERE their wishes were. It wasn’t easy, mind you. It was actually hard! There was a three-headed bunny who accidentally gave them the password, which Fluttershy told them, and the maze to get to his brain was somehow like a labyrinth or a maze. Still, they had never expected his head to be so...clean. Finally, they managed to reach his chaotic library brain, and decided to find some answers themselves about what he did with their wishes, and why he wanted them. The only problem was they didn’t know WHICH book it was. They had to look everywhere. However, as they looked, Fate had dealt them a perfect card, as Fluttershy happened to grab a green book, and it was shining. It had to be their Cosmic wishes! Bingo! “Here it is!” She said to the others. “A catalog of how Discord spent everypony's wishes!” Everyone gasped as they rushed over to where she was, and saw the clues to could lead to the whereabouts of their desires. They all read through them. “A million mice, a million mouse traps, more wishes, fewer wishes, the ability to breathe ice instead of fire, an apple orchard the size of a planet, a TV show starring me as every character, an Olympic-size pool and an indoor gym...“ They all gasped in horror, as they just realized that Discord had literally spent all of their wishes. “Wait! These ones are our wishes!” Fluttershy shouted in shock. “He took them all!” The Mane six gasped, and growled, as they were furious that their wishes were wasted by that sleazy draconniqus friend of theirs. “He did what?!” Rainbow Dash said in pure anger. “He is SO going to be grounded! We are SO going to give him a piece of our minds!” “Yeah!” The others shouted in agreement with her, Just then, Fluttershy got an idea. “Wait a minute! Guys! I have an idea!” She told her friends. “What is it, Fluttershy?” Twilight asked her. “Well, we have gotten mad at him in the past, and that did us nothing!” She told them. “Well, this time, I have an idea of how we can get back at Discord!” “What is it, Fluttershy?” Applejack asked her. “I’ve been seeing some videos called ‘Grounded Videos’, and they seem pretty comedic.” Fluttershy said, as she got out her tablet and went onto YouTube, to look up said videos. She got to a specific one, and hit play, Showing it to them. “It’s about these people who ground characters for no good reason, and give them really silly punishments for torture! Here’s an example of one, right now!” She showed the video to her friends as it showed a character being grounded, and given a round of punishments following that. Once the video was done, the others were very confused at what they saw at the end, when the girl got several punishments when she got home. “Uh, Darling?” Rarity asked her, surprised. “Why are those parents in the video hurting that girl with various objects? That seems like child abuse!” “Oh, no! Those are normal to happen on those videos.” Fluttershy told them. “They’re called ‘punishment days.’ Punishment Days are common discipline techniques in those videos, in which the groundee (the person who gets grounded) goes through an inflictment of pain and suffering. They are generally used to be taught a lesson.” The others gasped at that. “You really think those are considered funny?” Twilight asked them. “Yeah, after watching those videos, I’m not sure if I am influenced the right way or wrong way.” Pinkie Pie said uncomfortably. “That’s besides the point!” Fluttershy said, snapping her friends back to reality. “The point is...why not give Discord a punishment day? Just to get back at him for stealing our wishes?” She smiled. “It would be really fun to exact our revenge on him...wouldn’t you say?” The others were horrified at what they heard, and weren’t sure if they wanted to go along with the plan. “Uh, Flutterloves? You really want to go through with that?!” Rarity asked her, as if she were out of her mind. “That video is gruesome! It shows kids who don’t know better to get hurt! That’s poor entertainment for my eyes, even!” The others gave looks of uneasiness to agree with Rarity. “It could be really fun, and consider it our payback for all the Tom Foolery Discord pulled on us!” Fluttershy suggested, smiling even more. “Fluttershy, please tell me you’re joking!” Twilight said, uncomfortable. “Well, no.” Her friend said. “Do you want to do it or not?” “Are you kidding us?” Rainbow Dash shouted. “If we do that, we could wind up getting arrested and sent to jail for murder! And that is NOT something I want to be accused of! Being awesome? Maybe. Murder? Definitely not! Personally, I’d rather eat a slug than go through with your plan!” “Unless, you have a better idea...” Fluttershy told them defiantly. Once they saw her face, they could tell that she really meant business. They weren’t sure if they did want to go through this, as they could be sentenced for murder of another creature. In this case, Discord! But, getting back at him for stealing their wishes? Well, that could be arranged. After thinking about all this, their minds were finally made up. “Well, punishment day it is.” Twilight decided. “Yeah, but I'm not going to do that to Discord!” Pinkie objected. “That’s beyond mean! That’s just...cruel!” “Yeah, me neither. I can't stand what Fluttershy showed us.” Applejack said. “All those nasty things they did to that kid...” she shuddered at the thought of those things happening to her. “Yeah, and talk about child abuse!” Rarity pointed out. “And what about those annoying animatronic voices they had on those characters?” Rainbow Dash asked them. “It’s like they HAD no emotion at all!” Everyone exchanged looks of uneasiness as they all agreed with their friend. “Alright, alright.” Twilight spoke up to get the other’s attention. “Look, I don't like those punishment day videos any more than you do. But if Fluttershy wants to give Discord a punishment day, then we're gonna give him a punishment day!” She raised her hoof up, and put it in the middle. “Who’s with me?” Fluttershy put her hoof in. “Call me professor Punishment.” Rainbow Dash said as well, putting her hoof in. “I’m in. “Count us in, Darling!” Rarity gave in as she and Pinkie out their hooves in. They looked at Applejack, who was nervous about all this as they smiled at her. She looked at her friends and sighed, realizing that they were right. "No contest." She said, as she put her hoof in. The Mane Six’s plan was set in motion. They were ready to give Discord an extreme taste of his own medicine! Meanwhile, back at Discord’s house, Discord himself was about to read the paper, when he felt like he had the urge to sneeze. He did so, and out popped the Mane six, who landed on the ground, reverting to their normal sizes. He was shocked to see their presence here. “What in Equestria?!” He asked, upon seeing them pretty angry at him. “How did you—?! What's going on?” Fluttershy wasted no time into turning into her Hulk size, and grabbing him up by the skin. “We're asking the questions, buddy!” She shouted at her mismatched friend, angrily. “We know you spent every wish!” “Including ours!” Rarity wailed at the top of her lungs, crying. “Yeah! So what do you plan on doing about it?!” The kind, hulky mare shouted at him. “I plan on... um... offering you another sandwich.” Discord said nervously, getting out a plate of snacks for his friends, but Fluttershy whacked it out of his hand. “Fuck no, Discord!” She shouted at him, ready to let loose the plan they had set for him. “DISCORD! HOW DARE YOU STEAL ALL OF OUR COSMIC WISHES!!” she bellowed. “THAT’S IT! I’ve never said this to you before since, you’ve been a good friend on my side, but today is a good day to say it. YOU LEFT US NO CHOICE, DISCORD! TODAY IS PUNISHMENT DAY!” “YEAH!” The rest of them added. Discord got nervous as he heard those words, and curled up like a ball. “No!” He pleaded. “Not a punishment day! Please, I’m sorry! I’ll be a good draconniqus!” “TOO BAD!” Fluttershy told him. “WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID-ASS PROBLEMS! YOU’RE GETTING A PUNISHMENT DAY, AND THAT IS THE END OF IT!” “Time for your punishments!” Twilight said, as she got out a bottle of Vamfire sauce, and handed it to the draconniqus. “First punishment: Feeding you hot sauce!” Discord opened the bottle, and drank it all whole, while he was sweating nervously. All of a sudden, he felt his mouth get all dry, and he felt it spew out fire. “OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!” He screamed, running like crazy. “That hurt so bad!” “Say all you want!” Fluttershy said, still wanting to give him the stare. “Next punishment, taking a very cold shower!” She grabbed him by the arms, and took him to his bathroom. Discord looked at her and the others nervously. “Go on!” She told him. “Do it or there will be more punishments!” Discord sighed sadly, as he went in the shower. As he did that, Fluttershy cranked the water temperature to below freezing. Discord felt the cold water sting him, and frantically tried to claw his way out. “OH MY GOSH!” He screamed. “IT’S SO COLD! IT’S SO COLD! IT’S SO COLD! IT’S SO COLD! IT’S SO COLD! IT’S SO COLD! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!!“ he cried like this, until he was asked to step out of the shower, and back into the living room for more punishments. “Next punishment: Poking your eye!” Applejack said, as she poked his eye with said hoof. Discord felt the pain rushing through him, as he shouted painfully and cried his eyes out. “OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!” Discord shouted, as he rubbed his sore eye. “It hurts so freaking bad!” “I don’t give a shit!” Fluttershy said, angrily to him, as she got ready to punch him. “Next punishment: Giving you a nose bleed!” She punched him in the nose twice...hard, making blood start to stream out of his nose, as he cried in agony. “Next punishment: Kicking you in the balls!” Pinkie shouted, as she ran out of the room, and jumped back in to kick the draconniqus hard in the dick! “Ouch!” Discord said in pain, as he felt it throb in his penis badly. “My balls are hurting!” “Good! We’re glad it was painful!” Rarity screeched. “YOU DESERVE IT!” She ran out of the room, which confused the rest of them as they wondered what Rarity was planning for Discord. She later came back with a huge loudspeaker, which surprised the Mane Six, and horrified Discord as he took one good look at it, gulped. “I think I know what this means!” He said, nervously. “That’s right, Discord!” Rarity shouted, about to let him have it. “Next punishment: Playing the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song really loud!” She got out a few sets of noise-cancelling headphones for her friends. “Attention, Darlings!” She told them. “Put these things on your ears before I start the music, or tell the fanfic readers to turn their volume down on their computers! If not, you will get ear rape!” The Mane Six all nodded, as the noise-cancelling headphones were activated, and Rarity turned on the music which would play for a few minutes, and Discord was forced to listen to the whole thing! (Two Minutes and Forty Three seconds later...) Discord’s ear was already bleeding, and he was crying already, since it was very painful to feel this. “OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!“ he wailed out. “My ears are bleeding!” “We don’t care!” Applejack told him, sternly. “We still got more punishments for you!” Discord just gulped as he did not like hearing there were going to be more punishments. “Next Punishment: Having Eric Cartman over, asking to fuck you!” Pinkie shouted, as she ran to the door and opened it, letting Eric Cartman in. She showed him over to the guilty draconniqus, who was still sweating with fear. Eric Cartman smiled evilly as he bent over to show his posterior over to him, which bothered him one bit! “You want to fuck me, Discord?” He asked him. “Just say so! Go ahead, Discord! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in your own home! You want to fuck your worst enemy, so bad! Go on, Discord! Fuck me! Fuck me!” Needless to say, Discord was not liking this one bit, as he was crying as this happened. “That’ll be all, Eric.” Fluttershy thanked him. “Thank you!” Eric smiled as he then got up and left the house, for the girls to deal out the next punishment. “Next punishment: Yelling at you as loud as we can!” Rainbow Dash said. “I know that we never did this to you before, but we’re going to do it, now! Since you have taken our Cosmic Wishes...” “WE ARE TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!” All the Mane Six screamed, as they let loose all the scream and yelling that had bottled up for our poor draconniqus. His hearing was already worse, and he didn’t want his hears to bleed from all that, as he covered them up quickly. Alas, they started to bleed for a few more seconds, as he was crying. “Please, no more!” He pleaded. “No more! I’m sorry I took your wishes! Just please stop this punishment day nonsense, and I’ll return them to you! Just let me go!” “HELL NO!” Twilight furiously berated him. “We have fucking had it with you! You are the biggest goddamm mistake that all of Equestria has seen! Besides, we still have more punishments lined up for you!” Discord looked like he was about to whimper, as he gave them puppy-dog eyes. Needless to say, no one listened to him, as he braced himself for more punishments. “Next punishment: Digging in your ass for shit!” Rainbow said, as she got out a shovel. Discord was horrified, as they were about to wipe his butt clean of all his poop. “Oh, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” He shouted, as he covered his butt, but Twilight and Rarity used their magic to push his hands away from it. “Now, before we start digging for treasure, we want you to open your mouth, and say ‘Fuck!’” Rarity said, as they got the shovel ready! “Fuck?” He asked, confused. “LOUDER!” Rainbow Dash shouted. “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!” Discord yelled for mercy. “Please, don’t dig my butt for my poop!” “Good!” Twilight said, smiling evilly. “Now, let’s begin!” They all nodded, as they shoved the shovel in his behind, and dug up all of his poop from his chaotic ass. Discord was screaming for mercy, as this was not his day to be suffering major pain and bodily harm. “OH MY FREAKING GOD! PLEASE STOP DIGGING MY BUTT FOR CRAP!” He pleaded, and, that’s when the ponies had finally finished digging up his shit on the floor. “Next punishment: Spit-roasting you!” Fluttershy said, as she got out rocks, sticks, and fire out for such an occasion. “Holy crap!” Discord yelled. “That’s going to hurt like hell! Please don’t do this to me, Fluttershy! We’re friends!” “WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF IT WILL HURT YOU!” Applejack shouted. “Now, time to suffer even more!” They tied him on the stick, and rotated him on the fire. “OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!” Discord wailed. “Please stop this!” “Oh, wait! I forgot to stuff an apple in your mouth!” Fluttershy said, sneaky as she got an apple and out it into his mouth. Now, the draconniqus was unable to talk as he was forced to go through all of this! They eventually took him off the spit-roasting stick and rocks. They even took out the apple. “Next punishment: Open your mouth!” Pinkie said, as she bent over, so that her face was level with hers. Discord was confused of where she was going with this. “Let me guess...you’re going to make me say ‘Fuck?’” He asked. “Nope!” She said, sultry. “I just wanted to do this to you!” She kissed him on the lips, and regurgitated her dessert in his mouth. She then broke the kiss, and smiled sultry and evilly. “Did it taste good?” She asked him. Discord took in the flavour, and it tasted awful like puke. “Oh my god!” He said, nauseous. “I feel like I’m going to...” he opened his mouth, and threw up on the Mane six, covering them in this vomit. “Oops!” He said, nervously, as he braced for impact. The ponies were very angry, as Twilight used her magic to removes the vomit from their bodies, and they jumped up, and beat him to the ground! “That’s what you get for puking on us, you piece of sucumbus shit!” Pinkie shouted, as she landed with a thud. “Next punishment: Forcing you to eat this tub of Moldy, green yogurt!” Applejack said, as she got out a container full of moldy, gogurt! “No, Applejack!” Discord objected. “Please don’t make me eat that! It’s disgusting!” “Oh, just shut the fuck up!” Applejack said, shoving it into his mouth. “You know you deserve it! Open your mouth and eat the moldy yogurt, right now!” Discord did so, as he ate it whole in his mouth. As he was chewing it, Applejack grinned wickedly. “How does it taste? Tastes good, doesn’t it? Or does it taste horrible?” The farm mare sneered. “Well, we don’t care if it tastes horrible to you! You deserve to suffer!” Discord could instantly tell that the yogurt tasted awful, as he barfed it to the ground, as the ponies dodged his puke, this time. “Oh, God! That tastes disgusting!” Discord said in nausea. “Please, Ponies! I don’t want to eat yogurt ever again! Stop this punishment day!” “No way!” Twilight shouted. “We still have more punishments lined up for you, and it’s time for your next punishment!” They took Discord down to a basement in his house, and over there was Goanimate/Vyond’s favorite villain: Boris The Teeth Guy! “Next punishment: Locking you in your own basement with Boris The Teeth Guy!” Rainbow growled at him. Discord could see the vile Teeth guy before him, and got scared. “No, please!” Discord once again pleaded. “Don’t lock me in my basement with that maniac!” He pointed to him as he said that! “Too bad!” Applejack said, as they all left. “Have fun, you two! See you in six hours!” They all left the room, leaving only him and the Teeth guy in said room. Boris The Teeth Guy growled at Discord, and was ready to let him have it! “I AM BORIS, THE MOTHERFUCKING TEETH GUY!” he introduced himself to the shocked, and crying draconniqus. “NOW, FACE MY TEETH! FACE IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Please don’t hurt me!” Discord cried as, shielding himself. “I’m too chaotic to die!” “YOU WILL FACE MY MOTHERFUCKING TEETH, YOU STUPID BITCH SHIT NIGGER! FACE MY TEETH! FACE IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Boris The Teeth Guy shouted at him, like he was about to kill him. “Oh, dear Celestia!” Discord said fearfully. “These next six hours are going to be hell!” (Six Hours Later...) “Did you have fun with Boris The Teeth Guy?” Rarity asked, devilish, as she and the Mane Six were giving them evil smiles. “No!” Discord cried out. “Those were the worst six hours of my life! Please, ponies! No more punishments!” “Well, that’s too bad for you, as we have more punishments lined up for you!” Pinkie shouted, as she grabbed Discord. “Next punishment: Sending you to the CBS Double Jets/Laser Grid Bumper!” Discord was shoved down to the ground, as he was facing a black screen-like void. He got back up, and looked around, but the punishment was nowhere to be seen. “Hmmm. Nothing happened.” He said silently to himself. “Maybe, those ponies must’ve—WHOA!” He screamed as the bumper began to play, frightening him silly. Discord cried his eyes out, unable to handle much more of this. “Wahhhhhhhhh!” He sobbed. “That’s extremely scary!” “We don’t care!” Fluttershy said, as she pulled him back to reality. “Let’s go back to the living room!” They were back at the living room, ready to duke out their next punishment to him. “Next punishment: Have Lightning Chill give you a ‘concussion time’!” Twilight said. “Wait, what?” Discord asked confused, to which at that moment, Lightning Chill showed up right in front of him, and got her claws out, and her magic revved up. “It’s concussion time!” The tiger said as her magic sparked out some lightning bolts, and she zoomed over to the draconniqus’s head, and punching it. This made for a really bad headache which, thankfully, he wouldn’t feel the next day! “OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!” Discord said, rubbing his temples as he got up. “That really hurt!” “Well, too bad! So sad!” Lightning Chill said, crossing her arms as her Wild Side friends came to both sides of her. “We still have more lined up for you!” She looked at him and smiled evilly. “Next punishment: Having Echo spray ink all over you!” She turned to Echo, and nodded at him as he went over to Discord, and clicked a ball-point ink pen, aiming it at his face. Echo smiled devilish to him, as Discord shocked, shielded his face. But, it was too late! Echo had successfully drenched the chaotic creature in ink, and everyone laughed as they watched him. “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” Discord shouted, but alas, he was drenched in ink from his antlers to his mismatched feet. He saw himself, now coloured jet inky black, and was embarrassed as he had his worst fear being recognized. He gave them puppy dog eyes and a frown again, but it didn’t work! There were still more punishments to go!” “Next Punishment...” Echo said, as he raced in the kitchen, and then raced back to him, carrying a dustpan full of dust. “...making you eat dust and ash!” He handed it to Discord, who took in the objects in his mouth like a vacuum. However, upon eating it, he barfed in a garbage can that just happened to be nearby him, as that taste was awful! “Next Punishment: Making you wrestle with Sugar Snap!” Pinkie said. She turned to Sugar Snap, who nodded as she went right over to Discord, and was about to beat him up tastefully. She started by performing a head shot to his gut, making him unable to breath. Then, she performed various movement such as the Pile Driver, Vader bomb, and other wrestling moves. Discord was getting more pained by the feeling of his arms and bones being broken by the wrestling peacock. “Take that, you stupid Draconniqus!” Sugar Snap shouted, as she was giving him a Charlie horse on the leg, and stretched it so that it bent the wrong way. “No creature wants you in Equestria!” Discord could not take being beaten by a peacock, but Sugar Snap had an iron grip, which made it impossible to escape her grasp. “Please...stop...right...now!” He managed to say weakly, in between wrestling moves. “Fluttershy...I...think...my...arm...is...broken! Somepony...please...call...an...ambulance!” He tried to pound on the ground, but to no avail as Sugar Snap was finishing him down for the count. “OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!” After a while, Sugar Snap was finally done beating up Discord as she threw his crumpled, painfully limp and broken body down on the ground. She cried victorious, as she landed. “There! You got what you deserved, you racist mixed pony breed!” She said to him triumphantly. “Now, we still have three more punishments for you!” She turned to Fluttershy. “Fluttershy? Would you do the honors?” Fluttershy nodded. “ Good.” She got off, and was ready to let her friend deal out the final painful hand that the chaotic creature would face! She got out a yellow pee-coloured potion, and handed it to him forcefully. “Next punishment: Changing your language to Japanese!” Fluttershy said, angrily. “Drink it, or you will get extra punishments!” Discord just shrugged as he drank the potion really fast. So far, nothing. But, he was about to say something, it came out as “Konichuwa!” He then covered his mouth in horror, as he realized what his former friend did to him. “Ōno! Gengo ga nihongo ni kawarimashita! (Oh no! My language has changed to Japanese!)” He cried out in sheer sadness. “Ima, watashi wa eigo ga hanasemasen, soshite dare mo watashi o rikai suru koto ga dekimasen! (Now, I can't speak english, and nobody can understand me!)” He cried his eyes out in sadness. “We don’t fucking understand what you are fucking saying!” Fluttershy said, angrily to him. “Now, let’s go to Canterlot for your final two punishments!” The Mane Six & Wild Siders grabbed him and took him to said city, where his final two punishments would be dealt out, and over with! They were on top of Canterlot Castle, and Discord was confused as to where this was going. “Next punishment: Pushing you off the Castle!” Fluttershy said. “Matte, nani? (Wait, what?!)” Discord asked in surprise as he turned to see both Fluttershy and Lightning Chill shove him off the castle. He screamed as they watched him fall down to the ground. He hit the ground with a large THUD!, and they all went downhill to get his final punishment. Discord was in so much pain, as he couldn’t move a muscle or anything. “Anata ga watashi o yane kara oshinoketa nante shinjirarenai! (I can't believe you pushed me off the roof!)” He said sadly, upon seeing his executors smiled wickedly at him. He knew he couldn’t move at all. But, he had enough strength to snap his fingers and speak English again. “And, now it’s time for the final punishment: Running you over!” Twilight shouted offscreen, as Discord was able to speak his language once more. However, once her heard his final punishment, he got scared. “Wait...what the actual heck?!” He asked in terror. That was his last moment as the creatures all ran him over with a car used in Dukes of Hazzard! Once that was finished, they all got out of the car and were happy at what they saw! Discord was sleeping, and there was a lot of blood out on the ground. And he looked like either roadkill, or a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone! They were excited that their plan had worked. Discord was dead on the ground, being a victim of the Mane Six and Wild Sider’s punishment day! They all cheered in joy. “Hooray!” They all cheered. “He’s finally dead!” Rainbow happily proclaimed. Fluttershy gasped in excitement. “Now, lets go get our Cosmic wishes, and head over to Chuck E Cheese’s to celebrate!” She piped up. Everyone cheered in agreement as they ran back to his house, and took back their wishes. And with that, they left his house (which would be up for sale in a few days, since there was no one living in it now.) and went to Chuck E Cheese’s for a well earned celebration and a spectacular party.