Misleading Mare

by Lunatic God

First published

After the populace accepted the conditions of the 'incident' between the guard and Princess Celestia, the guard and Celestia began dating. This story is five years after this.

After the populace accepted the conditions of the 'incident' between the guard and Princess Celestia, the guard and Celestia began dating. Still legally being a filly, Celestia has a guard assigned to accompany her everywhere, including in the restroom. It would make for some awkward moments, if she didn't already know the guard assigned to her.

Thus begins the sex stories of Princess Celestia and High Grand, adventurers, close lovers and constant sex havers.


Contains: Creampie, public sex, foalcon (technically), and another creampie in private

Ferris Fucking

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Princess Celestia, now the size of an average mare, has not ascended to what she called the royal alicorn form, which old texts of previous alicorns has depicted as being about twice as large as the average pony with a longer horn, bigger wings, and a sparkling mane and tail that both flowed in unseen winds. She is a patient filly, waiting for harmony to deem her worthy of ascension and officially make her an adult.

However, still legally being a filly, she is still subject to at least one guard with her at all times, even while in the restroom, which would be awkward were it not for the fact that she personally knew her guard.

High Grand, a stallion with a green mane and similar fur color to her, was the son of one of the nicer noble families, and signed up for the royal guard soon after he was legally considered an adult, then a little over a year later, he was officially a part of the royal guard. A few years after this achievement was his ‘incident’ with the then filly sized Celestia. Luckily, the populace understood her mental maturity being that of an adult and that they both consented, and they were soon left alone.

Now, about five years after the ‘incident’, Princess Celestia and High Grand sat across from each other at a table in her favorite donut joint in Canterlot, run by one commonly referred to as Donut Joe.

“What should we do today?” Celestia asked with a bright smile after swallowing the last bite of her large chocolate cake without frosting, her lips outlined in brown crumbs.

“Go to the gym?” Grand jokingly suggested with a smirk as he finished his plain donut, licking his lips clean. She stuck her tongue out at him playfully.

“You know you love my big booty!” She exclaimed, shaking her behind for a moment.

“Got me there,” he chuckled.

“Anyways, I was thinking we could go to the carnival!” Her tail started wagging as she thought of the carnival. “I’ve gone on a ferris wheel before, and this is the perfect chance.”

“When does it start?” He asked, getting out of his chair.

“In like… an hour!” She responded, leaving her chair as well before bouncing happily.

“Then let’s get moving, shall we?” He said, placing a pile of bits onto the table with his green aura.


“This is… amazing,” Celestia stated in a low tone, standing and looking over Canterlot from the top of the ferris wheel, clutching a small teddy bear plush to her chest. She watched as hundreds of lights from active buildings sparkled in her sister’s night.

“It really is something,” Grand agreed, sitting on the same end as he also looked over the landscape.

“And since the ride is broken, we can really enjoy the moment.” Celestia said.

“Broken?” He asked, looking at her in confusion. He gasped as the ride suddenly stopped, lurching forward a tiny bit, fearfully hooving his hooves over the edge to hold him in place, then looked at Celestia incredulously, watching as she maintained an innocent face.

“And I know just how to enjoy this moment.” He watched as she ducked down, and before his eyes could follow her, she wrapped her lips around the tip of his already half-mast cock, suckling it and lapping up his precum as he moaned, spreading his thighs invitingly and resting his chin on the edge while staring off into the distance as she quickly brought him to a fully erect state. They left him soon after, and before he could ask, another wet part of her pressed against his blunt tip.

“Princess, what are you- ahh!” He stopped speaking as his tip popped into her pussy, which felt sopping wet, and splayed his ears back on his head as his eyes shut and he relaxed, letting the pleasure flow through him. He emitted a low appreciative moan as she slowly slid down his shaft, and a small smile graced his lips as her rump pressed against his crotch seconds later, his tip resting against the entrance to her womb.

“You could’ve at least… warned me…” He spoke softly, enjoying the feeling of her hot and tight canal clenching on his throbbing rod.

“That would ruin the surprise,” she replied in an equally soft voice. She began moving, leaning forward and dragging nearly half of him out of her, then rocked back, drawing a sigh from him as they connected with a barely audible slap. She started rocking back and forth, generating a slow pace as they affectionately made love.

“You’re the best mare ever…” he gently praised, lightly bucking each time she rocked back.

“Still a filly,” she gently corrected.

“R-Right, best filly,” he stuttered with a blush. “Also, P-Princess?”

“Yes?” She replied, the waver in her voice barely noticeable as she experienced her own pleasure.

“C-Can we do this quickly? I’m k-kinda scared of heights,” he nervously asked, tensing as he thought about their height. Without a verbal response, she stopped, and he felt his dick leave her momentarily as she turned and sat in his lap, making him moan loudly as she plunged back down and wrapped her hooves around him. He went to talk again, before she wrapped her lips around the tip of his horn.

M-muh?” He intelligently stated, his glazed over eyes opening halfway as she suckled and licked his sensitive horn, continually multiplying the bliss he felt as his mind shorted out. His body went numb with pleasure, and he could barely feel the pleasure in his crotch mounting.

Ny-uhh!” He exclaimed, his horn sparking and popping in her mouth as she kept pleasing his horn and slammed her rump down, groaning on horn as his pulsing balls pushed load after load of hot spunk into her womb, quickly filling it and even making it grow slightly before it began spurting out, covering his crotch and inner thighs before he hit empty.

Feeling returned to his body very slowly, and his mind began the slow process of rebooting, breathing heavily as he basked in the afterglow. She chose that moment to finally release his horn, kissing the tip before snuggling into his shoulder as she also caught her breath.

“I love you, High Grand…” She mumbled into his soft fur, the exhaustion of riding the colt quickly dragging her to the dream realm.


Celestia awoke with a snort, her eyes lazily opening halfway as she received an image of where she was. She yawned and tried to sit up, before stopping as something moved inside her. Looking down, she noticed that Grand was still balls deep in her. Along with this, she also noticed that they were in her bed. Looking up, she saw sunlight filtering through her mostly closed blinds.

Nuh…” Grand softly mumbled in his sleep, his hips thrusting lightly as he slung a hoof over her. As much as she would enjoy another round, she was much too tired, and opted to wake him. She laid back down, smiling as she watched him suck his hoof like a foal as he cutely snored, and placed a hoof on his shoulder, gently shaking him until his eyes fluttered open.

“Wake up, sleepyhead.” He stared into her eyes for a few moments, the gears visibly turning in his head, before recognition finally dawned on him. He mumbled something into his hoof before pulling it out with a pop.

“Princess?” He mumbled, gasping as he felt their connection, lightly thrusting again. “Oh princess…”

“Hold it,” she stated, stopping him before he could continue. “As much as I would enjoy going again, I’m afraid I am much too tired."

“Princess…” He whined, thrusting again in emphasis. She sighed.

“Oh alright,” she said. “But quickly. I’m hungry.”

He smiled with a hum, pressing their noses together and staring lovingly into her eyes as he began thrusting into her. She tilted her muzzle up a little, bringing their lips together, and they shut their eyes as they enjoyed each other.

Soon, he began humming in pleasure every few thrusts as he accelerated, then grunted as he bucked particularly hard, hilting himself inside of her as his throbbing cock began depositing sperm into her, which was fortunately just enough to fill her womb and grow it a little before his balls were drained. He pulled from the kiss, sighing contently as they reopened their eyes and stared lovingly at each other once more.

“That was nice,” she whispered. “Now hurry and pull out. I don’t wanna miss breakfast.”

He hummed in acknowledgement, relishing in her warm insides for a moment longer before slowly pulling out his softening horsecock, which retreated into his sheath as she sat up.

Manipulating her pelvic muscles to make sure she retained the seed inside her, she got up onto four hooves and hopped over him and onto the carpeted floor.

“Now follow me,” she happily ordered, approaching the door and pulling down her royal attire with her golden magic as he tiredly hopped down with a yawn. “There’s a cupcake calling my name.”

“After your bowl of oatmeal,” he added, sitting beside her pulling on his armored slippers.

“And my milk,” she also added as she slipped into her peytral and crown before getting up and pulling open the door with her magic.

“Mhmm,” he nodded in confirmation as he donned his helmet before also getting up, following his charge out the door as she happily skipped out, shutting the door behind him.

Insane Introductions

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Celestia reared up onto the counter that was just a bit taller than her and happily opened the microwave door with her golden magic, bringing the steaming bowl out before shutting the door. Next to her, her personal guard High Grand was preparing a small glass bowl of Caesar Salad, having just poured a packet of ranch onto the salad and was currently mixing it with a fork he held in his green aura.

“Grandy,” Celestia called, backing up putting all four hooves back on the floor as she faced her guard, placing the bowl on the ground before the magic surrounding it disappeared. “Can you add the flavor now?” She asked.

He left his bowl as his magic continued to mix it, stepping over the bowl on the ground with his crotch a little bit offset from the bowl, before he raised his left hind leg. With a grin, Celestia bounded over to his side and stuffed her muzzle into his sheath, lapping at it and inhaling his always delicious musk, which made his tip slowly peek out.

Once he was fully erect, she moved her muzzle and took his tip into her mouth, before inhaling and diving down on his cock, making him moan and his raised leg twitch as she made it two-thirds of the way before gagging. Undeterred, she took a moment to take another breath before lurching the rest of the way, bumping her nose against his crotch, and remained there for a moment as his tail began slowly swaying before she pulled off entirely, coughing as she sat back.

Next, two short cylinders of golden energy formed, one at the base of his sheath and the other on his tip, before they both began to rapidly stroke his cock in the opposite direction of each other, while also pointing his dick at the bowl as he looked up while moaning out, lightly bucking into the rings and moaning every so often.

Eventually, the same golden aura surrounded his balls, stimulating them, while one of the rings started rapidly vibrating on his tip as the other ring accelerated faster and faster, making his magic dissipate from the fork as he moaned louder and bucked faster before his eyes rolled back in his head and he ahegaoed, moaning loudly as his horn sputtered and his balls hiked up and down as he spurted loads of hot spunk into her oatmeal, making some oatmeal splash out.

When the bowl was close to overflowing, Celestia quickly took his tip into her mouth again, gulping down the rest of his huge load.

“Ahh…" He sighed contently, feeling her lips leave his tip as he finished giving his seed, putting his shaky leg back on the ground as she took the bowl in her magic and stood up, turning around and trotting towards the door with her bowl in tow, her magic also mixing the cum in with a spoon.


They ate in her personal quarters, as they usually did, with Celestia’s peytral, crown, and slippers in a pile by the door, while High Grand’s armor and Helmet hung on a stand. High Grand sat on the floor at the end of the bed, lounging back with his legs wide, his bowl on the floor beside him as he occasionally used magic to grab a bite with his fork. Celestia sat in his lap, lounging back gently on his sheath with his cock hilted inside her as she held the bowl in her hooves, her stomach bulged out with a clear outline of his dick as she slowly took bites of her cum oatmeal with her magic, her eyes staring at the screen of the CRT television positioned against the wall across from them, watching Mickey Mouse cartoons.

“We gotta go meet the new guard in five minutes,” High Grand told Celestia after he swallowed his last bite, leaving the fork in the dirty bowl as he placed it in the middle of her bed for the maids to clean up with his magic alongside a few bits. Celestia took a large bite, her cheeks puffing out as she put her spoon and almost empty bowl inside his.

“Alright, let's finish here, then we’ll go," he said, shutting off the television before dropping the remote beside it. He wrapped his forelegs around her chest, grunting as he lifted her a little to have more space, then moaned and bit her ear as he started bucking up rapidly, making loud and wet slaps and feeling the bulge of his cock slide up and down behind his hooves while Celestia moaned loudly like a whore, her eyes rolling back into her head as her mouth hung open and her tongue lolled out, drooling as she threw her head back onto his shoulder.

Oh Celestia!” He yelled, slamming her down as he thrusted up, his tip flaring and locking him into her womb, while the bulge sticking from her belly noticeably throbbing as his balls pulsed and hiked up and down, his cock ejecting thick loads of hot spunk into her womb with audible gurgles, and her belly quickly bloated out to be almost flush with her hind hooves before it stopped with a soft red tint.

“Okay…” he panted, softly rubbing her belly. “Let’s go.”


“If you want to be inducted into my personal guard, you have to be willing to acquiesce to my demands,” Celestia told the new guard, standing in the open doorway of his quarters with her rear facing him, looking back with her tail flagged to the side, presenting him with her filly pussy, her bloated belly allowing her two small dark teats to be shown off as well.
“Uh… C-Couldn’t you get pregnant?" He asked with a noticeable German accent, one of his hooves raising as he contemplated her question.

The new guard, who'd Celestia recognized as a guard she'd seen around plenty of times, and witnessed many of his failures at obtaining a marefriend due to his crippled wing, was a green pegasus with a blonde mane under his royal guard helmet and blue eyes, staring at her rear with wide eyes and a slightly open jaw, unsure if he should listen, despite his throbbing erection between his thighs displaying his want clearly.

“Don’t worry, I cannot be impregnated just yet,” she told him reassuringly, her ass swaying a little. “Besides, you know you want to…”

After a few moments, he hesitantly approached her, only stopping when he was above her, and slowly lowered his waist to allow his tip to touch her lips, spreading them slightly.

“There you go…” She cooed, pressing back a little. In response, the pegasus pressed his huge tip against her snatch, and she pushed back with equal force, and it was only a few moments before his tip finally popped in, making him moan loudly as most of his cock was suddenly inside her, only stopped by the entrance to her womb. Quickly, he bit his lip as he pulled out before he started thrusting, lifting her rear off the ground slightly as he constantly hit her uterus and sent a sharp pang of pleasure through her.

Soon after the new guard started, High Grand stepped in and front of them, making the guard rear up and place his forelegs around his shoulders before High Grand scooted forward a bit more and lowered his waist a little to press his own tip against her lips, making her open her muzzle, and he grunted as he thrusted all the way in, lifting her front off the ground as he stood up fully again, then began thrusting, matching the guard’s speed as her throat bulged with High Grand’s thick cock. Celestia’s eyes rolled back into her head as she went limp, allowing the stallions to fuck her senseless as she was overflowed with pleasure.

“Ah scheisse!” The guard eventually shouted, and both the stallions hilted inside their respective holes as their tips flared, and the guard pumped her womb full of her seed as High Grand shot his load straight down her gullet, both of them inflating her belly slightly before they were empty, both of them panting heavily and sweating as their cocks throbbed. Eventually, High Grand yanked his cock out with a grunt, finally letting Celestia gulp down air as he looked at the guard.

“Lay down,” High Grand ordered, and the guard fell back onto the carpet in the room with a muted thump, carefully placing his hooves on the filly to manipulate her into a position where their bellies were touching, then rolled onto his back, hugging the filly close as he laid his head back and gazed up at the ceiling.

High Grand stepped over them, stopping and grunting as his tip pressed against her tailhole, then moaned loudly as he raised his left hindleg and thrusted, popping his tip and a third of his wet cock into her, then groaned again as another thrust shoved most of his meat into her, then sighed loudly as a final thrust hilted him inside her, while his raised leg twitched as it was raised as high as it could go without it starting to hurt.

Soon, High Grand pulled out halfway before he began rutting her ass, signaling the guard to start bucking up into her, his forelegs wrapped around her barrel and holding her tight against him. High Grand moaned again as they both sped up to a considerably faster speed, before leaning down and locking the pegasus into a deep kiss, which made the guard widen his eyes and look at High Grand in surprise, before they slowly closed as he accepted the kiss, slipping their tongues into the other’s mouth and exploring.

Eventually, High Grand’s lips popped off of the guard’s as he grunted, screwing his eyes shut with a grimace as his hips became a blur, jackhammering into her ass, before throwing his head back with a throaty moan as he flared and hilted inside her as the guard did the same in her womb once again, and both of their balls hiked up and down as she was filled with their massive loads once again, expanding her belly a little more before they ran dry once again, now panting heavily and sweating profusely.

“O-One last time,” High Grand stated, then reluctantly pulled his still hard dick out of her, popping out of her gaping ass before planting his airborne hoof back onto the ground as he lowered his waist, pressing his tip against the top of her already occupied entrance, before magically prying it open enough to shove his cock in, groaning loudly in pleasure as he nearly hilted inside her, only stopped by the blocked entrance to her womb, and they soon began thrusting again, receiving extra stimulation as their cocks rubbed together in her thoroughly stretched canal.

They couldn't last with the extra pleasure source, and both males moaned loudly as the guard’s cock pushed into her womb first as their tips flared, and he was locked into her waterlogged womb as their balls hiked up and down rapidly, depositing another huge load into her pussy, inflating her belly at least twice the size before they hit empty, dripping with sweat and panting as if they had run multiple marathons as their cocks throbbed inside her.

Nngh… w-what’s your name, soldier?” High Grand asked between breaths, looking down at the pegasus.

“Hanzal… s-sir,” the guard breathed, smiling up weakly at High Grand.

“Well, Hanzal…" High Grand planted a wet smooch on his lips before pulling back with a smirk.

“Welcome to Princess Celestia’s personal guard."