> Shining's Extra Special Birthday Presents > by dirty little secret > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Happy Birthday! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shining stumbled a little in his blindfolded confusion. Even though he was in the middle of his own chambers in the Crystal Palace and he had Cadance guiding him along, it felt like he was lost and had four left hooves. This birthday surprise was teaching him one thing at least: he needed to do more vision-impaired practice drills if he wanted to stay on the top of his game as Captain of the Crystal Guard! “Oof!” he said, blundering into what he was pretty sure was the door frame of their private suite. “Can I take this thing off yet? It’s really hard to walk this way.” “Not yet!” Cadance said, gently but vehemently. “You’re almost there, and we can’t ruin the surprise now!” Ah, right. The surprise. She’d been talking about it all week. What did Cadance have in store for him, he wondered. Maybe some fancy lingerie she was going to dress up in or something? But that didn’t seem enough to justify all this buildup she’d been putting him through. Could it be ... something more? It wouldn’t be that out of character for her to surprise him with another mare in their bed. Not a regular occurrence, of course, but for special occasions, yes. A special occasion like a birthday... She’d actually managed to get Fleur De Lis – the famous fashion model – last year, and she had said this year would be ten times as good... Woah! No way! Was she going to have ten mares waiting for him in the bed? Could the bed even handle that many? Could he handle that many? “Okay, ready?” He took a deep breath, preparing himself for what he might see. As far as he could tell, he was standing right in front of their bed now. This was it. “I’m so ready.” With a casual flick of her magic, Cadance whipped the blindfold off. It took a moment for Shining’s eyes to adjust. It didn’t take a moment for his jaw to drop. “What?” There was his mom and his sister, both of them bent over the edge of the bed with their tails raised for him. No. No way. It wasn’t possible! But the two oh-so-familiar mares were so – impossibly – there. Right in front of him. It wasn’t like he’d never looked at them before. Of course he had. They were the mares he’d grown up with, the ones he’d snuck glances at ever since he was a lanky colt just discovering his curiosity about mares. Twilight Sparkle’s trim and pert curves, the adorable way her tongue stuck out, the twinkle in her green eyes as she looked back at him. Twilight Velvet’s luscious wide flanks, the soft and inviting curve of her back, the gentle blush on her white cheeks. It was all as familiar to him as breathing. But ... how could they be here? How could they be like this? Their tails raised to either side for him, looking back at him like they knew exactly what he wanted, what he’d always secretly wanted... He’d never even told Cadance about that! How could she possibly... “No,” he breathed. “No way.” Cadance made a pleased little sound, almost a giggle, but not quite. “How did you—” He’d almost asked her how she knew, but he stopped himself just in time. What if she didn’t know? He couldn’t give himself away like that. “How did you possibly get them to agree to this? Both of them!” “Ssh.” Cadance kissed him in the lips, quieting him for the moment. “Don’t worry about the how. I have my ways. Just enjoy.” Shining looked at her, then back to the two Twilights on the bed. His legs hadn’t locked up like this since his sergeant had yelled at him on the first day of guard training. But the sight of them – especially their already-winking pussies – was having its inevitable effect. And Cadance obviously noticed that. “Oh!” she said as if surprised. “Goodness, I’d almost think you were attracted to your mother and your sister. That can’t be right, can it?” Oh, the way she teased him sometimes! Perversely, it was actually making his cock emerge from its sheath even faster. This time, though, she had help. “We know,” his sister said matter-of-factly, as if it was obvious. Mom’s tone was more soothing, more understanding. “We’ve always known, Shining.” “R-Really?” He wasn’t sure whether to be devastated or turned-on by that revelation, though the sight of the two shapely mares presenting themselves right in front of him certainly swayed him in the latter direction. “This ... this must be a joke, a trick or something...” It had to be. Just look at them there! Every feminine curve and line he’d secretly been peeking at and fantasizing about since childhood, right there on display in front of him. His sister, so pert and prim; his mother, so soft and inviting. As he stared, both of them winked in unison, their pussy lips opening to show matching heart-shaped clits below the wet inner pinkness on display for him, as if begging him to put his hardening cock inside them already. A little dribble of juices fell from Twilight Velvet’s pussy the next time she winked. “Does this look like a trick to you?” “Come on, BBBFF,” Twilight Sparkle said, “don’t keep us waiting – we’ve waited so long for this already!” “Mmm, getting nice and hard already. I’ll take that to mean my birthday present is a hit!” Cadance reached down under his belly, casually stroking his cock like she had every right to – which quickly finished the job of getting him up to full hardness. “But which of them are you going to pick first?” she said teasingly. “You can only do one at a time, after all.” It was true. Painfully true. Even as he was inevitably drawn closer to the two of them, he found himself walking to a point between them. He just couldn’t choose! But neither could he stay away. Soon, inevitably, he found himself right up against the bed, one tantalizingly perfect ass cheek from either mare rubbing up against either of his forelegs ... and still, he just kept glancing back and forth from Sister to Mom, from Mom to Sister. He could feel the warmth coming off of them. The bigger, softer-looking mound of his mom’s pussy, the very place he’d come from. But also the nubile little bulb of Twilight’s pussy, tightly nestled between the cute curves of her ass cheeks. The greedy, knowing glint in his mother’s green eyes. But also the way his sister’s ear twitched, as if she just couldn’t stand waiting a moment longer. In desperation, he looked back toward Cadance ... but his wife wasn’t going to be any help in making this decision. She was already relaxing on the lounge chair on the other side of the room, her horn glowing and a big glowing cock made of her azure magic sliding in and out of her pussy. She watched him greedily, licking her lips. Sometimes he thought she might enjoy watching him with other mares more than he enjoyed being with other mares. The two Twilights, meanwhile, edged closer to him. Each one tried to nestle her body against and underneath him. His cock throbbed against his belly, demanding that he choose and shove himself inside one of them now! He reared up as if to mount both of them, but he still couldn’t choose. That ended up putting him in the awkward position of having one hoof on either backside, his cock bobbing between the two of them. And – of course – they pressed in even closer, until his cock was pressed between their ass cheeks, rubbing a bead of pre-cum across both their cutie marks as he instinctively thrust forward. His hooves strayed down over their asses. Twilight Velvet moaned slightly. Twilight Sparkle giggled. They both felt so different, yet so irresistible. His sister’s curves were perfect and firm; his mother’s ass was soft enough for his hoof to sink into a little, luxuriating in her plush cheeks. Fine! Forcing himself to make a decision, he shoved himself over to the left ... on top of his mom. Maybe it was the softness that had done it for him. Maybe it was that little moan. Maybe it was just because he had to chose somepony. But he wasn’t going to waste one moment longer! The tip of his cock found his mom’s pussy as if it was always meant to be there, plapping up against the soft, wet heat of her on the very first try. He shuddered a little, suppressing a moan as he pressed forward. There was no question about whether this was actually going to happen, whether he was actually going to go through with it. He had to. No other choice. Twilight Velvet’s pussy lips squeezed open easily, and the tip of his cock glided against her slick inner walls. In one smooth, luxuriant motion, he sank his shaft almost all the way inside his mom. She made a very satisfied-sounding cooing noise as his cock slid into her, and she subtly pressed herself back against him, helping him get just a bit deeper. Twilight Sparkle, meanwhile, whined a little in the back of her throat, pressing back against nothing behind her and raising her tail higher. Well, he couldn’t do anything about that just now. He’d had to pick somepony, or neither of them would have ever gotten anything! And, well, there was no way he was going to even think about pulling his cock out of the warm soft heaven of his mother’s pussy. Instead he sank deeper in, pressing himself all the way inside her until his thighs squeezed against her plush ass cheeks, filling her completely. A perfect fit. As perverse as he knew it was to be pleasuring himself with the very same hole he once came out of, he couldn’t deny how amazing it felt to finally give into it, either. From the very first time he’d gotten curious about the differences between stallions and mares, he’d looked up to Twilight Velvet to see what a real mare was like. And the vivid, ripe fullness of her body had become ingrained in his secret desires ever since. Those luscious, full pussy lips, those soft flanks, the generous curves of her body. She was the one who taught him what mares even were, and as such, he’d always found her to be the absolute model of perfection. He’d never thought he’d actually know what it felt like to slide his cock in and out of her though! He gave himself over to the intense sensation, indulging in what he knew to be so wrong... But if he enjoyed it and she enjoyed it, where was the harm in a little fun? Even Cadance was enjoying it. He could hear the wet sounds of her magical toy slipping in and out of her much more vigorously than he was fucking his mother. What gave him pause, though, was another plaintive whine from Twilight Sparkle. He looked over at her. She looked back up at him with a pleading look in her eyes. Well, okay. How could he turn down a look like that? Regretfully, he drew his cock out of his mother’s pussy. Now dripping with her juices, it practically begged him to shove it back in. The instinct was hard to resist ... but then again, so was the look in his sister’s green eyes. The moment his cock popped free from Twilight Velvet, he lunged to the side, getting himself on top of his sister as fast as he possibly could. Finding his sister’s pussy didn’t go nearly as smoothly. He poked and prodded his tip around under her tail, sliding along her ass cheeks, nudging the springy-soft edge of her pussy lips, accidentally pushing down underneath her along her small teats. By the time he finally found the right spot – or close enough – he was desperate for her. It still didn’t go easily, though. Despite the glistening slick sheen all over his cock from his mother’s juices, his tip didn’t easily glide in – it was a very tight squeeze. That only made it all the more pleasurable when his sister’s pussy lips finally stretched around his girth and let him start sliding his way inside her, though. Goddess, she was tight – easily the tightest he’d ever been with! He could feel the ring of pressure slipping up his shaft as he slowly eased it into her. And all the while, she let out the slightest little moans. He couldn’t tell if they came from pain or pleasure ... until she turned her head to look back up at him. And, wow, the look in her eyes. Something weird about her eyes, but the look in them! Complete, abject, mind-breaking pleasure from feeling her brother’s cock stretch her and fill her inside. Twilight Velvet made a plaintive, disappointed little sound at being ignored for the moment, but Shining knew he could only please one of them at a time. He’d come back to his mother soon enough, but this special moment was for his sister. And his sister was loving it. She stretched her front hooves out over the bed and arched her back downward, giving him the best possible angle to finally finish shoving his cock all the way inside her. All the way until his sheath kissed up against her wet, winking pussy lips. “Oh my gosh,” she said softly. “I can’t believe I waited so long for this.” “Me too,” he agreed, beginning to move inside her, just gentle little thrusts. Her inner walls were still gripping him so tightly! Honestly, it was very true – he didn’t know why he’d waited for so long. He’d always been afraid of ruining family relationships and becoming a social pariah for even admitting the slightest attraction to his mother and sister. But now ... now they’d taken to him as if it was the most natural thing in the world. If only he’d admitted his feelings sooner! He leaned down low over his sister’s back, wrapping his hooves around her as his hips nudged against her from behind. He sniffed deeply at the base of her mane, reveling in the feeling of intimate closeness he’d wanted for so long. She didn’t quite smell the same as he remembered – had she started using a different shampoo? Or maybe it had to do with becoming an alicorn, something about the wings? – but the warm tightness squeezing around his shaft was absolutely heavenly. Goddess, he loved his sister so much! Shining raised his head up from her mane, intending to stretch forward as far as he could and kiss her ... but it turned out that his mother had beaten him to it. Twilight Velvet was already kissing her daughter, and passionately, too. Their lips were locked together, their eyes closed, and he could just barely see a hint of their tongues moving within. So hot! Were they doing that just for his benefit, or did they have a thing for each other as well? Either way, seeing his mother pull back just a moment so she could raise her head up and lick his sister’s horn ... wow. As incredible as Twilight Sparkle’s tightness felt, he was suddenly getting a desire for some hot velvety softness again. His sister’s pussy lips gripped and stretched outward along his shaft as he pulled it out of her, as if they were begging him not to go. But he kept himself disciplined and forced himself to move over onto his mother’s back again instead. Gliding his way back into his mom’s pussy was even easier this time, with both mares’ juices slickening his cock. His sister’s pussy was tight and exciting, but his mother’s was warm and welcoming. A comfort like a steamy bath or hot soup on a rainy day. He groaned in pleasure as he filled her again, and she moaned in turn, her lips still wrapped around the point of Twilight Sparkle’s horn. This time, he didn’t let himself become too engrossed in doing just one thing ... doing just one mare. As he repeatedly plowed his cock deep inside his mom’s pussy, he reached one hoof over, stretching it back and to the side ... where he could reach down under his sister’s tail. Twilight Sparkle gave a soft moan of appreciation as the delicate inner part of his hoof played across the soft bulb of her vulva. She was already really wet back there, and that slickness spread easily, letting him pleasure her a little even while his cock was busy elsewhere. He could feel her pussy winking outward, the warm wet kiss of it against the frog of his hoof as it ever so politely asked for more. And he surely would give her more ... but he was going to give his mother a bit more first. She’d been waiting so patiently, after all. His other hoof dug into her soft flank as the thrusted hard inside her. The jiggly softness of her ass cheeks rippled away from him every time his thighs struck against her. “Mmn, yes!” she said. “Give momma some sugar. Put it deep inside me.” He already was, of course, but that didn’t stop him from doing it more. He redoubled his efforts, making her gasp every time he slapped against her ass and the tip of his cock bumped against the very womb he’d once been inside. Sadly, though, all that excitement was distracting him from his sister’s pussy. His hoof still rested there, still moved a little with his own vigorous motions, but he wasn’t able to really put the effort into it he would have liked to. It turned out, though, that giving Twilight Sparkle a little time to think was a very good thing. “Hey mom,” she whispered, nuzzling against Twilight Velvet’s cheek, “you want to do that thing we talked about?” Though it wasn’t easy to hear among her other moans, there definitely was an “Mm-hm” in there somewhere. And then, the two of them just started moving. For a moment, it left Shining confused and feeling a little helpless. Twilight Velvet climbed up onto the bed first, pulling away from him in the process, causing his cock to plop free from her pussy to stand there quivering and a little cold as he propped himself against the side of the bed while his mother abandoned him. Twilight Sparkle left, too, climbing up onto the bed with Mom, climbing on top of her but backwards, until she could plant her dripping pussy right above Mom’s face. Then Shining understood. Cadance and Fleur had done something very similar for his other very special birthday present. For a brief moment, he wondered if Cadance had taught his mother and sister to do this, or if they’d come up with it on their own. Very brief. Because most of his energy was dedicated to clambering up on the bed and joining them! The way they were positioned, Twilight Sparkle was facing away from him as she straddled her mother’s head. That worked just fine for him – he was ready to feel his sister wrapped around his cock again. When he hurried over and got himself lined up, though, he was in for a little surprise. Even before his tip touched his sister’s body, he felt his mother’s tongue on it from below. And it was far better than just having a little extra stimulation there. She used her lovely touch not only to pleasure him, but to help him get lined up with his sister’s pussy. And that meant everything went easier this time. It was still a tight squeeze to press himself inside, but this time, it was as simple as just applying a little extra pressure while his mother kept his tip perfectly planted against his sister’s entrance. “Twiley,” he moaned as his cock entered her for a second time. “You’re so...” He didn’t even know what he was trying to say. It didn’t matter. His body was telling her everything she needed to know ... in the language of a very hard, hot, throbbing shaft pressing needily into her. Twilight Velvet didn’t stop licking when he’d bottomed out inside his sister, either. When she had no more exposed cock to lick, she nuzzled and kissed his balls instead, even opening her mouth and trying to stretch her lips all the way around one, even though it was much too big for that. She had to stop when he began thrusting vigorously inside his sister, though – his balls were just moving and swinging too much. They ended up bouncing heavily against his mom’s face as she dedicatedly licked the precious point where her son and daughter incestuously connected, their shared juices dripping down onto her muzzle. Shining wasn’t about to pass up on all the opportunities this position offered, though. Cadance and Fleur had taught him some lovely things that could be done this way. As wonderful as his sister’s tight pussy felt as he slid in and out of it, he only really gave her a few minutes before pulling out again ... and simply lowering his cock slightly. His mom seemed to know just what to do, holding her mouth invitingly open and waiting for him. It was so easy to simply slide his cock into his mother’s mouth, and then into her throat. He went gingerly, carefully at first, ready to pull back at the slightest sound of gagging or coughing ... but no such sound came. Wow, Mom was a real expert in this, huh? Even when he’d pushed all the way forward and planted his sheath against his mom’s lips, her only reaction was to moan pleasantly, which redoubled the pleasure of her warm throat stretched around his shaft. After that, Shining kind of lost it. He went a bit crazy with things. After fucking his mother’s throat with abandon for a few moments, he suddenly pulled his cock out of her, shoving it back inside his sister again. She was as tight as ever, but his cock was so slick with the bubbly spittle of Twilight Velvet’s throat that he was able to hilt himself inside his sister with only a little effort and Goddess she felt good! Entertaining himself with the sheer lewdness and inappropriateness of his actions as much as the pure physical pleasure itself, he switched back and forth between the two of them repeatedly. Every time he slid his cock into his sister’s pussy or his mother’s throat, it felt just as good as the very first time. He squeezed Twilight’s pert ass cheeks between his hooves while fucking his mother’s mouth. He pressed Twilight Sparkle’s head down, forcing her to moan against her mother’s pussy while he shoved his cock inside her. The next time he slid his dripping cock into his mother’s mouth, though, his sister came up for air. “What’s he taste like?” she asked between panted breaths, her mother’s juices dripping off her tongue. Out of pure filial courtesy, Shining pulled his cock out of his mother’s mouth so she could answer ... and promptly slid his it back inside his sister instead. “He tastes like your pussy, Sweetie!” Twilight Velvet giggled a little. “Of course he does. Want to try it?” “Mm-hm!” Twilight Sparkle hummed vehemently, even as Shining pushed his cock deep inside her over and over again. He wasn’t about to turn down a request like that, though, so he only gave his sister a couple more good thrusts before pulling out of her and hurrying awkwardly around them on the bed, his cock bouncing beneath him as he moved. When he got in position, he found his sister’s mouth already waiting for him, wide open with her tongue stuck out. Her eyes were closed, passively awaiting him with the kind complete trust that could only come from growing up together. Once again, he was as careful as he could be when he pushed the tip of his cock into her mouth. And then into her throat. Somehow, he’d expected her to be just as tight here as with her pussy. But that wasn’t the case. In this way, she did feel almost exactly like her mother – a warm and accepting channel moaning around his shaft as he slowly sank it into her. And, astoundingly, Twilight Sparkle turned out to be just as much of a fellatio expert as Mom, easily taking Shining’s entire length without the slightest complaint. How was that even possible? When she opened her green eyes and looked up at him, though, he didn’t care. That adoring look from her with her lips stretched around the base of his cock ... that was the image of a lifetime, something that would be burned into his mind for a long time to come ... and something that he’d be thinking about while having sex with Cadance far longer than it would be good for him to admit. Speaking of Cadance, though, his sister’s eyes weren’t the only ones gazing at him lovingly. Now that he was facing the other way, he could see his wife’s loving gaze as well. It looked like she’d already managed to get herself off a couple times, judging from the matted fur around her thighs and the stains seeping into the lounge chair. She was an expert at stealthy orgasms when she wanted to be, and she obviously hadn’t wanted to distract him. But she wasn’t slowing down, either. She held eye contact with him passionately while she shoved the magically constructed cock – which just happened to have awfully similar dimensions to his own – in and out of her own pussy. She bit her lip slightly, tilting her hips upward in a way that matched his own rhythm of fucking his sister’s face. He didn’t let himself stay mesmerized by that view for too long, though. After all, there was so much more for him to enjoy ... starting with his mother! Swiftly pulling out of Twilight Sparkle’s throat, he bent his hind legs a bit more and worked his way down to get his cock down between his mother’s outspread thighs again. His sister wasn’t of any help – she still looked up at him adoringly as he pushed his cock back into their mom’s pussy. Yes! So warm, so soft! He groaned in pleasure, reaching down to run a hoof through his sister’s mane as he started thrusting into his mother in earnest. Oh yes – even though he hadn’t been gone long, he’d already been missing this! He didn’t stay there for long, though. Once again, he took perverse pleasure in switching between the two of them, giving Twilight Sparkle a taste of her mother’s inner juices dripping from her brother’s cock, then plunging his sister’s dripping strand’s of spittle down into his mother’s pussy. It was absolute heaven. A confused, sheltered, and horny preteen colt’s very wettest dream ... now coming true in adulthood. And there was Cadance, fucking herself with her magic as she licked her lips, so obviously soaking in the vicarious pleasure, and somehow that made things ten times better! As he pushed his cock back into his sister’s throat again, he finally noticed Twilight Velvet’s horn bobbing slightly just to the side of Twilight Sparkle’s tail. And that little detail is what really did him in. The thought of what Cadance must have been able to see over there: of a mother lovingly eating out her daughter – not because she needed to, because she wanted to ... or maybe because she wanted to make Twilight Sparkle moan in pleasure around his shaft. That was a possibility, too, and it was working amazingly well. So well, in fact, that he could feel the familiar pressure of tingly fire building up deep near his balls, that he could feel the tip of his cock flaring outward, stretching his sister’s throat to the limit. That was finally too much for her. She coughed around his shaft, a little splatter of her spit splashing out around his sheath. He pulled out of her right away, instinctively angling his wide flared tip downward instead. He probably wouldn’t have been able to squeeze such a broad, flat tip into his sister’s tight entrance, but his mother’s accepted it as if it was no problem at all, easily letting him slide in and plant his ready-to-burst flare right against her womb. Her womb! There was just enough awareness of his situation left in Shining’s head for him to realize that would be a problem. He started to pull out of her, ready to shoot his load over his sister’s face instead ... but he was soon unable to pull back any farther – a magical field held him in place. “Gonna blow!” he said desperately. “Gotta pull it out!” His sister looked up at him eagerly. “Do it inside! I’ve always had a big brother – I want to find out what having a little brother is like!” No... He couldn’t actually do that, could he? It would just be too wrong. Impossible! But what other option was there? He was very quickly passing the point of no return. There would be no holding himself back now, no matter how many dentists he thought about. In desperation, he looked across the room. “Cadance?” She grinned back at him and winked. The magical cock was gone, but her horn was still glowing. Goddess, she was the one holding him in place! She was the one making sure he finished inside his own mother! His last bit of resistance gave way when his sister bent her head back down to lick the exposed base of his cock. Just that extra bit of consideration, that extra bit of dedication to his pleasure ... he just couldn’t handle it! Squinting his eyes shut, his whole body going stiff and instinctively straining to press himself as deeply as possible, Shining did the unthinkable. He could feel the giant surge of cum swelling all the way from the base of his cock up to the tip. Twilight Velvet moaned against her daughter’s pussy lips as the first heavy spurt gushed into her, pouring into her womb, filling her to the brim ... and with more and more to come. “I can feel it!” Twilight Velvet said. “I can feel Shiney cumming inside me!” “Mmm,” his sister hummed, her tongue pressed against the base of his pulsing cock. “I feel it too!” Every throb of Shining’s cock delivered another unforgivably incestuous gooey payload deep into his mother’s pussy, filling her and overfilling her to the point where some splashed out around the base of his cock ... where his sister greedily licked up as much of it as she could reach. By the time he’d spent the very last of his reserves, she actually had a pretty good mouthful going. Which she swallowed, looking up at him as she did so, then showing him her open mouth, so he’d be totally sure what she’d done. Cadance seemed to take that as her cue to release her hold on him, finally letting him pull his withering and cum-soaked cock out of his mom. His sister helped clean his cock a little as it slid outward, greedily licking up even more of the residual cum. When he flopped down against the bed, exhausted, Twilight Velvet joined her, both of them licking his softening and retreating cock clean before it could vanish inside his sheath. If he hadn’t been so completely spent and worn-out at this point, it probably would have revived him to hardness again. As it was, though, it just felt nice and pleasurable. He didn’t even look at the two of them as they did it. He gazed up at the ceiling as he tried to catch his breath, just enjoying the sensations. He knew who it was down there, and that was enough. That was more than enough. Once the two of them were done down there, they didn’t stick around to cuddle. They actually got up to leave quite matter-of-factly. “See you around, BBBFF,” his sister said. “Don’t forget to write!” his mother added. He lifted his head just in time to see the two of them heading out the bedroom door together. Their tails were still raised high, showing off his sister’s wetness ... and the dripping white cream pie in his mother’s pussy. Shining gulped, then threw himself back down onto the bed. “I can’t believe I just came inside my own mom.” The pit of worry in his stomach that had been overwhelmed by pleasure before was now gaining the upper hoof and coming back with a vengeance. “What if she gets pregnant? What about Dad?” Cadance laid herself down next to him, stroking his chest with her hoof “You enjoyed it though, right?” “Oh my gosh!” He threw his hooves up above his head on the bed. “I’ve ... I’ve never...” Laughing a little, he shook his head, still a little in disbelief over what had happened. “Just wow. Best birthday ever!” She kissed him on the cheek. “Happy birthday, Honey.” He took a moment to kiss her back, but he still had a lot of questions. “But seriously ... how? How did you get them to agree to this? How do you even start a conversation like that?” His eyes went wide with the realization. “Oh Goddess... What am I going to say to them next time I see them? It’s going to be so awkward!” Cadance grinned. “Oh, I wouldn’t mention too much about it if I were you.” “Huh?” He looked at her, his eyes narrowing. “Even the Princess of Love has her limits. In order to get your mother and your sister here for you, I had to get ... creative.” Shining raised one eyebrow. “Creative? Wait... Who did I just have sex with?” She smiled. “I just called in some favors with a couple of old friends. Well, with one old friend, actually ... who had friends of his own who could help. You remember Thorax, right?” Their eyes! Green eyes! His jaw dropped. “What? Did I...?” The room felt like it was spinning around him. “Which one of them was Thorax?” “Relax, relax.” Cadance patted him comfortingly on the chest. “Neither of them. I know that’s not something you’d be comfortable with ... yet.” “Then...?” “Ocellus was Twilight Sparkle, and her friend Arista was Twilight Velvet. Thorax introduced me to them and very helpfully didn’t ask many questions about why exactly the Princess of Love might need help from a couple female changelings.” “Wow, so it wasn’t really them...” Shining was a little disappointed, yes ... but also very relieved. “And... And changelings can’t get pregnant from ponies! It only gives them love energy!” She snuggled up next to him. “You’re not mad, are you?” “Mad? Of course not!” He turned, wrapping his hooves around her and squeezing her close. “You are the best wife ever! I... I love you so much, Cadance! You’re just ... just ... wow!” She giggled a little, especially as he nuzzled the crook of her neck. But she wasn’t quite done. “That’s good to hear. Because, you know, my birthday is coming in just a couple months ... and I have some ideas.”