> A Displaced Radio Demon > by SOUNDBLASTER_SUPERIOR > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi my name is jason. I’m a man in my early thirties who still enjoys halloween. I have almost finished my costume, I’m going as Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been saving and collecting for every piece of my costume for months. And there is just one piece that I still don’t have...... the monocle. It should be arriving today. So I’m just wearing the costume with makeup and holding my microphone cane and watching some my little pony episodes while I wait, I’m on the very last episodes of the series and I’m at the finale episode. Then a knock comes to the door. -Knock- -Knock- “Hmm, I hope that’s my monocle, can’t go out with propper eye wear” I said walking to the door. I opened the door to find some creepy guy with a small box. “I’ve brought your order to you in person, if that’s alright” said the man. ‘He seems familiar but I just can’t put my finger on it’ “Nah that’s fine, thanks for delivering it” I said taking the box. “Hope you enjoy yourself” said the man with an ominous tone, to which I dismissed. “absolutely” I said, while taking out the monocle and putting it in place. Then I got a bit dizzy and blacked out. —Later— “Ugh, where am I” I said, then realized that my voice sounded just like Alastor. I got up off the ground and found myself in what appeared to be the pie family’s rock farm. ‘Oh. Shit. I’m a displaced like all those fanfics, and that guy must’ve been the merchant, that explains so much, how could I be so stu-wait a minute, that means I’m the real deal’ I looked at my hands and to my cane. I gave it a few taps. ‘Ok, it blinked, yup this is happening, well might as well make the best of it’ I began to smile. Then out of nowhere I felt a tug at my pant leg. I look down and see a little Pinkie Pie with a lifeless mane and no smile. ‘Oh my, this must be a little before the sonic Rainboom’ “Why hello little one, what’s your name” I said kneeling down, to get a better look at the tiny filly. ‘If I’m Alastor, I might as well play the part’ “I’m Pinkie Pie, who are you mister?” said the tiny pink filly. ‘Here we go’ “Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure” I said talking rapidly and shaking her hoof, slightly startling her. ‘Yes! I am so selling it’ “Now I’m here because of unforeseen circumstances, which have brought me here to your rock farm” I said with a little bit of flair. pinkie was frowning. “Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!” I said lifting her chin, never once removing my smile. I got up, then began looking around. Then there was a huge explosion...... I turned around to see the sonic Rainboom. ‘Just in time’ Pinkie’s mane was all frizzy and poofy, and she was smiling. “Atta’girl, a smile looks splendid on you” I said to her. —Later— Pinkie began putting together her first party, which I documented with a video camera. ‘I know this isn’t what Alastor would normally do, but I just need to do this, besides there’s nothing better to do..... hey what’dya know, I am doing what he would do, sweet’ I hid in the shadows (literally) and watched as Pinkie’s family saw all the decorations. I even got their smiles on camera, and pinkies cutie mark showing up. ‘Screw halloween, this is gonna be the most fun ever’ —Years Later at the summer sun celebration— “Alastor where are you? I have a party to prepare for the new pony in town” said Pinkie. I came up behind her from the shadows. “Marvelous! Would her name happen to be Twilight Sparkle by any chance?” I asked. ‘How have I pulled this off for so long?’ Pinkie turned to face me. “Gasp, how did you know?” she asked. “Oh my dear Pinkie Pie, I̴̡̜̗̜͍͚͈̾̂͂̀͘̕͝ ̸͉̺̒̅m̴̹͗̈́̐̈́͠ä̶͙̝̳̉̓̄͐k̴̗̝̮̑̏̾̈e̶͙̟̮̝̱͙͍̖̒͐͆͊͆ ̵̯̭͌̃̀̚̕ͅi̵̡̠͈͈͖̩̦͈̅̆̆͘t̴̨̼̠̪̱̪̉̒̓̅͌͒͆̀͜ ̸̧̨̙̬̬̼̙͙̅͑͒m̶̤̊̈̐̎̈́y̸̹̝̻̙̭̞̓ ̶̛̛͚́̀̋̈͂̈́b̵̺̐͌͜͠u̵̹̪̙̪͙͕͑͛͋̓͊͝ŝ̵̲̟̭į̷̧̺͙̻͉̠̠̉͘n̵̰̏̉̿̓̽̆ę̴̳̪̭̠͓̺̌ṡ̴̭͎̉̊̉̏͝͠s̸̨̩̹̼̜̠͓̋ ̷̨̢̳̖̘̝̲͉̌͊͝t̵̡͖̮̥̰́̈́̾o̶̼̗̥̯͓͙͍̩̍ ̸̨̨̹̹̭̺̖̀̓̓̕k̴̗̿̑͗̾̆͜n̷̤̝͎̬̣̫̋̇͗̍õ̵̬̭͚̳̼̻̜̤̿͐̈́́̚̚ŵ̶̦̼̱̯̯͜” I said, letting my demon side show a bit and tilting my head. “Oh Alastor you’re so funny” said Pinkie pie, completely unfazed by my antics. “sure, why not....Now what are we waiting for, we have a party to put together!” I said. —Later in Twilight’s library after Nightmare Moon’s return— I watched as the bickered amongst themselves until Twilight said they had to get the elements of harmony. “Splendid, I was wondering when you would all be going!” I said drawing their attention to me, I just kept grinning, then tilted my head a bit making a few radio feedback noises. They all looked scared, then Pinkie drew their attention to her. “Hi Alastor, what are you doing here?” asked Pinkie. “just watching your friends bicker, I only wish I had brought some buttered popcorn” I said. “Pinkie Pie, what is that thing?” asked Applejack. “He’s just my demon friend, Alastor, nothing to worry about” said Pinkie with a giggle. “How do we know he isn’t working with Nightmare Moon?” said Rainbow, right in my face. “Please, if I wanted to harm any of you, Í̵̧̬͖̭͚̹͚̩̃͂̓̈́͝͠ ̸̖͍̝̜̜̠͎̤̍́̐̈́̑̀̍͊w̴̢͚͔̠̹̫͈͖͂̋̔͐o̵̢̢̠͎͍̬̽̓͌͝ù̵̞̖̙̬͎̞̳̟̍ḷ̸̘͇̤̜̽̍̽d̸͉̰͎͇͈̟̆͜ ̷̙͓̦͚̩̹̘͉̃͆̉͗͌̿͗ḫ̸̎̉͛̌͛̓ă̸͎̞̖̤̑́̋̀̏͝v̶̬̣͕̋͆̈́͜e̵̮̪̮͕̤͆̃̈́̅ͅ ̵̜̙͂ḑ̸̡̛̳̼̯͉̠̹̑͊̊̊̐͒͘ǒ̶̜͔̲̬̥̝̙̈́̚͝ͅn̸͔̼̘̥̺͑͌̆ḙ̸̈́̍̈́̕ ̴͙̗̄̔s̸̡̙̠̆̿̇͌̍͌̕͠o̵̤̭̐͗͑͘̚ͅ ̷̭̗̲͙͎̘̊́̐̀̂̾á̶̩̈̋͒̌l̴͙̳͉͓̖͚̱̉͋͆̔̏͋͆͜r̵̥͙̕͝e̶͖̗̖͍̦͚̠̭͆̑͑͊̆à̴̝̦̰̹̓͗̈́̀̕͝d̴͖̥̬̤̺̻̝́̓̈́͗͆͑͊y̷̧̡̜̝͉͚͕̍̀̆́̈ͅ” I said, demon side showing, making Rainbow back off, and probably scaring Fluttershy even more than she already was. “So you’re a demon overlord” said Twilight in realization. ‘How did she know?’ “That is correct!” I said, twirling my cane. “I’ve known Alastor since I was a filly, he’s been such a great friend” said Pinkie, making my eye twitch. “what are you all standing around for, you have some elements of harmony to find, Nightmare Moon is already on her way” I said, getting them to remember what was more important. “He’s right we have to move fast” said Twilight. “Yay, come on Alastor, this will be fun” said Pinkie. “My, most deepest of sincere apologies, but I'm afraid I can’t go with you” I said. “Why not, is the big bad demon scared?” asked Rainbow. I just kept grinning. “HA,NO” I said in her face. “I’m just going to stay here with the baby dragon and read a book” I said sitting in a chair and levitating a book over to myself. I opened the book and began reading. “Can we trust him Sugarcube?” Applejack asked Pinkie. “Of, course he’ll behave, won’t you Alastor?” said Pinkie looking to me, to which I gave a thumbs up. “See, it’ll be fine” said Pinkie. They all left the treehouse and went to find the elements, while I just sat back and continued reading. > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “finally they’re gone” I said with my grin.”now to send out a token” I said. I brought out a small pocket sized radio, it was brown had three triangles for the channel viewing window, and beneath what seemed to be a cheshire grin. “Hello, to anyone out there who finds this radio, I am Alastor, I am willing to help you out in any way I can, just turn the dial to Change the channel to the middle triangle and I’ll be there!“ I said into it. I then tossed it into a portal and got it back after a few moments. I then went back to reading a book. —Later— “I missed you big sister!” Said Luna. -Clap- -Radio feedback- -Clap- -Clap- -Clap- -Radio feedback- -Clap- They all looked towards where the clapping was coming from, only for me to walk into the light, my eyes glowing. “What a wonderful performance, drama, despair, failure, triumph, wonderful, just wonderful! I enjoyed every minute of it! I haven’t laughed that much since the stock-market crash of 1929, in another world! So many orphans” I said with my grin never faltering. “A demon! What are you doing here?” asked Celestia, beginning to get angry. “Alastor! You came, did you see us take down the bad guy?” asked Pinkie, running up to me. “Indeed I did, I wouldn’t miss it for the world!” I said, smiling down at Pinkie. “Who are you?” asked Celestia. I began to sing. Once my song ended Celestia was less convinced I was a good guy. I began shaking her hoof rapidly. “Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure, never in my long years have I ever been in the presence of one of such majesty and Beauty!” I said smiling and giving her the special Alastor charm. “Im, sorry for him Princess, he’s Pinkie’s friend, and he is a little much, but if Pinkie can vouch for him, I trust him” said Twilight. “Yeah, he’s been my friend since forever! He’s been good ever since! except for that one pony” said Pinkie. “But they clearly deserved it, they made her cry! And I just can’t stand seeing a young little pony cry!” I said defending myself. “Yeah, besides, I’m sure their fur grew back eventually!” said Pinkie, not really helping my case. Celestia looks at me and I just keep grinning like a psychopath, although I kind of am, must be the effect of being a demon. “I don’t trust a demon, but if you do not harm any of my ponies, I can tolerate you, however if you do harm any of them, I will send you back to the pit you crawled out of!” said Celestia. “Splendid, Pinkie pie my dear, I believe this deserves a party in the honor of the returned Princess Luna!” I said, completely dismissing Celestia’s threat, surprising her. “Ghasp! You’re right! We need to get started right away!” said Pinkie, starting to ramble on about cake and party supplies, all the while Celestia glared daggers at me. I teleported right next to her by becoming a shadow and popping up. “If you keep making that face, it just might stick that way!” I said grinning, letting my eyes become dials. “Who’s hungry, I’m in the mood for a good devil’s chocolate food cake! Who’s with me!” I said breaking the silence. “Oooh! Me, me, memememe!” said Pinkie pie excitedly, while raising her hoof. “Excellent, Lets be going!” I said, teleporting away. > Chapter 3 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I reappeared in Twilight’s library, scaring Spike. “Aaaaahh” he screamed. He began tossing books at me, and missing every time. I just stood there smiling. I then saw him toss a smartphone, which I caught. “Now what do we have here?” I said. Then the phone began to tell me a message. “This is Mamoru Shinigami, also called The Dark One, and this is a message to anyone who finds this phone, my number is already in there, so if you need my help, or just need to talk, give me a call and I'll be right there” said the phone. ‘Holy shit, this is a token’ I then snapped my fingers and made all the things Spike threw at me, go back to where they were. “Pardon me, but do you know where this device came from?” I said holding up the phone. “N-no, I don’t” said Spike cowering in fear. “do you mind if I hold onto it then?” I asked. “S-sure just take it and go!” said Spike, still scared. I pocketed the phone and tossed Spike a fire Ruby in the shape of a heart. “Here, it’s not ripe for eating yet, so hold on to it, good things come to those who wait” I said, walking out the door. —Later— Pinkie and her new friends were in Sugarcube Corner when I just popped up behind all of them and remained quiet and kept grinning. “So, how are things?” I said startling them. “Do you have to do that every time?” asked Rainbow Dash. -static- “do you have to have an ego the size of the moon?” I retorted. Rainbow didn’t respond. “Excuse me, Alastor darling, but- do you have any other clothes than what you’re wearing, it smells of death” said Rarity. “I did die in it, but no I don’t have any other clothes” I said. “Oh, ahem, well if you like, I can make you a replacement suit” said Rarity. “Excuse me, I don’t think I heard you correctly, could you say that again into the microphone” I said putting my microphone cane in her face. “I said I’d like to make you a new suit” she said. I dismissed my cane. “no thank you!” I said. I then left the table and went into the kitchen. I saw Mrs. cake putting icing on a few pastries.“Hello my dear, would you like some help making those pastries?” I asked. She looked at me. She’s met me before, and she doesn’t exactly trust me. “Um.... A-alright, could you put on an apron and help me make more?” She said. ‘Ok that is new, she must be getting used to me’ I snapped my fingers and I was instantly wearing an apron that said Kill the cook. That made her nervous. I took off my gloves and put them in my coat pocket. I then went to the sink and washed my hands. I walked over to the counter and remained silent while I began helping her with the dough. “After this batch I will be done for the day, you can use the kitchen afterwards if you like, just make sure you clean up after yourself” said Mrs. Cake. I looked over and just kept smiling like I have been for years. “But of course, and I would like to say thank you for being so kind” I said. She was still creeped out, but a little less than before. A little later she finished with her pastries, she put them in a box for delivery and left. “Now, all alone in the kitchen, what to make, hmmm, oh I know some good old fashioned New Orleans beignets! These ponies will kill for my beignets!” I said getting out the ingredients. —meanwhile— —main 6 POV— “Pinkie, are you absolutely sure that Alastor is not going to harm anypony” asked Twilight. “It’s ok, Twilight, he may seem a bit creepy, but he can be really nice when you get to know him” said Pinkie. “I still don’t trust him” said Rainbow. Just then her cupcake caught on fire. “Huh, How did that happen” said Rainbow as she put out the cupcake. “Well, his taste in style is a little outdated and strange, but he makes it work” said Rarity. Then her cupcake grew 3 inches bigger, but they didn’t notice. “What kinda demon is he anyway?” asked Applejack. “And why didn’t you tell anypony about him Pinkie?” She asked. “He said he was a deer demon and a deal maker, most in where he’s from called him the Radio Demon, he made me Pinkie promise not to tell anypony about him, until he was ready to show himself” said Pinkie. “A deer demon?” asked Fluttershy, perking up. “I’ve heard of deer demons, but I’ve never heard of a Radio Demon, but if he’s a deal maker, he must be very powerful!” said Twilight, while tapping her chin. “Were did he come from?” she asked. “He said I can’t say it’s name because it’s a naughty word” said Pinkie. “Then just whisper it to me” said Twilight. Pinkie looked around, then went and whispered the name, which made Twilight go pale. “What’s wrong Sugarcube, you look like you’ve seen a ghost” asked Applejack. “Girls, if what pinkie said is true, he came from a place that is way worse than tartarus, making him the most dangerous thing in Equestria” said Twilight. Out of nowhere, there was a loud slam in the middle of the table, which startled everpony, now there was a large tray with beignets piled high on a plate. “Beignets anypony, old family recipe, get them while their hot!” said Alastor, wearing an apron, and appearing seemingly out of nowhere. “Ooh, they look delicious” said Rarity. Rarity took one and was about to have a bite. “Rarity wait!” warned Twilight, but she was too late. “Gasp, oh my, these beignets are simply heavenly” said Rarity. “Wrong place, but thank you, I worked really hard on them until they were just right!” said Alastor showing no teeth in his smile. “Me next” said Pinkie, taking a couple for herself. “Are you all crazy, he’s a demon and he offered you all food, and your eating it!?! He could have put something bad in them!” exclaimed Rainbow Dash. “I would never do something so heinous to such a delicious delicacy! Not only would it taste terrible, it would also be wrong to ruin the recipe!” said Alastor looking hurt. He then teleported away. “Rainbow Dash! How could you!” said Pinkie enraged. “He was only trying to be nice” she continued. “Pinkie’s right, he probably heard us talking about him too, but he didn’t say anything about it, he could have done anything about it, but he just kept smiling and gave us some nice sweets!” said Fluttershy, shocking everypony at the table. Applejack took a beignet and had a bite. “Mmm, tarnation, these things might be better than my family’s apple fritters” said Applejack, enjoying the fine pastry. Twilight took one, but put it in a bag, for studying it later. “Fine, I’ll have one, happy now?” said Rainbow, as she got one and took a bite. “I was wrong these are delicious” she said, beginning to go into a pastry fueled trance of deliciousness. —elsewhere— “What is that demon up to?” Celestia asked herself as she stood on her balcony. She began looking off in the distance at Ponyville. “I hope, my ponies will be safe, I fear I will not be able to protect them from him” said Celestia. “You won’t have to worry about that” said a familiar voice. She turned around and saw Alastor standing right in the doorway, his eyes glowing > Chapter 4 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Alastor, what are you doing here?” asked Celestia. ”Nothing you should worry yourself about, I just c̶̹̝̯͕̈͒͗͋̄̏̕͘ͅa̷̧̨̲̝̝͖̒m̸͔̺̂e̸̢̗̬̫͋͌̂͋̒͊̂ ̴͉͓͍̮͖͍͖̅̆̽͛͜͝t̷̢̬̞̐̀̾̍̇̊̿̕̚̕o̸̥͍̫̹̯̻̒̎̒̀ͅ ̵̪̪͊͗̉ą̴̣̥̳͕̗̇͂̐͌̐͒͂͑͠s̶̢̼̗̙͚̾̏͂̈́̀͝k̸̛̮̥̖̟̟̖͒͑͌̊̅̉̐͋ ̸͉̰͓̥͔̓̔f̷̜̣̘̘̖̯̻͐͒͠ǫ̷̨̧̢̠̤̲͌̈͛̎͜r̶̤̤͈͇̹͚͊͊̆̽ ̵̧͙̪͕͔̗͙͓̖̊̀͗͆́̈́̽̕ͅȁ̴̱͈̝̱̻͇̜̐̐̇́̈́̏ ̸̣̀͌́̾̑̆̔̚s̸̠̲͔̥̼̱̬͠m̶̮͕̰̹͓̭̏̌̅̈́̐̓͠a̶̮͇̐̓̽l̸̢̡̰̞̖̣̬̫̀͋͋̒̊l̴̛͓͓͈͕̉͐̀̓́̑ ̴͙̎̂̏̉͛̑̂̕͝͝F̶͇̟̟̩̠̣͕̌̓̏͆̂͆́͑͘͝a̶̡̱͈̥̻͓͔͇̦͐̓̈͑͊̿̈v̵̧̧͇͓̟͛͑̎̈́̚ơ̷̧̟͎͙̯̫̦͗͂͊́̀͗͝͠͠r̸̨̢̯̫̪͎̹͚̳̀“ I said, letting my demon side show a bit at the end. “W-what kind of favor?” asked Celestia, getting scared and a little curious. “Well nothing too serious, I just know that every year, you have a little party called the Grand Galloping Gala, and me being the theatrical man that I am, I was wondering if you could send me a ticket” I asked, letting my eyes glow a bit. “A ticket to the gala? Nothing else?” asked Celestia getting a little suspicious. “Alright, you tortured it out of me.. I want a ticket and time on stage to sing” I said, scratching my neck nervously. “That’s it? No tricks or anything at all?” asked Celestia in disbelief. “Nope! Just good wholesome fun, because I have heard that the gala can be a little dull” I said grinning. “That is true....” began Celestia tapping her chin. “Fine, you can have a ticket and time on the stage, on one condition, no doing anything to my little ponies” she said. “so it’s a deal then?” I said, putting out my hand, and it was beginning to glow a bright green light, sending off demonic power. Celestia was reluctant but shook my hand nonetheless. “You better remember your half” said Celestia. “A demon’s deal is their bond, once a contract is made it can not be undone, I will honor our deal, as long as you honor it as well, if you don’t, well, I̵͚̤̋̓̀ ̴̪͔̫̒̽́̋͌d̴̡̳̬̞̯̏́́̐͘o̷̦̻͖̜͉͐̃̏̎n̸̯̐’̸͙͖̔̉́͝ṭ̶̦͔̑̈̐͐̑͘ ̸̮̳͎̓̅͐̕t̶̛͎̝͉̮̰̬̊̀̑̒h̸̖͚̓͊̔͑͝ỉ̴̠̈́̓̌n̵͖̠͇̯͈̒́͐̍̈̚͜k̶̩͛̂̒̂͝͝ ̷̨̼̙̘͚̓̈̑̂̂͝Ȉ̸̛̹͎̭̽̃̕ ̵̢͖̲̬̈́͗̍̕w̶̛̯̉̈́́̈̚i̶̯̲̋͊͐̄̋͒ḷ̸̡͈͇̌̚l̵͑̒̿̀͜ ̵̮͇̘̐̅̎͜͝h̶̦̠͋͌å̵͍̟v̸̧͙̙͍͐ͅe̷̼̍ ̴̭̪͉͈͕̥͐͋̕t̴̩͇̪̟̒̈͜͜ő̶̖̩͝ͅ ̴̡̬͉̈́̓̑̄ė̷̹̌̄̓̏̅x̸̦̠͚́̆̔͘p̵̩̑͋l̶̼͎̓̄̈͝͝ͅa̷̢̨̛̺̺̫̣͋̈́͝ì̴̱̤̞̀̄͒͠ń̵̗̣͙̩͉͈̊̉̊̚ ̷̘̗̟̟̻̜̇́ẃ̵͎̺͙h̷̢̝̻̫̲̋͠a̶͖͙̿͋̈́̍͛̕ẗ̶̡̯͙̘̣́̍̍̒͘ ̶̰̼͗̽̕w̴͖͗̌̋̊̂̚i̸̧̳͑̈́̈́͂̚͜͠ľ̴̢̩̞͕̖̈́̍̚͜l̴͉̗̪̹̅͆͜͝ ̵̯͎͗͒͒͜ḥ̶̝̥̩̭͐̔͛̇̍͠ͅa̶̗̬͖̺͉̒͜p̸͚̰̩͚̙̀͆͑̒͝p̷͔̌͌͘͝e̸̫̪͖̅ņ̸̰̼̹̲̦̅̀̿̃̊͗,̷̪̞̻̹̩͓̈́͋̔̀͠ ̴͕̺̹̯̰̓͐̔̔d̴̝͖̱̣̃̑̀ò̶̦̗ ̸̙̋̅͂̃Ị̴̡̍̿͜?̵̼̆̈́̆͠” I said, letting my demon side show. “I understand” said Celestia. “Splendid! I will enjoy seeing you at the gala soon!” I said, teleporting away. —The Next Day— ‘Alright, right now should be episode 3 ticket master, that means Twilight is going to freak out over which friend she can bring and right about now should be the time that they enter the treehouse and start fighting’ Twilight and her friends came in. ‘Hmm, think of the devil’ I watched with a small non-toothy smile. “Hey, why aren’t you involved with this fight” asked Spike. I bent down to him. “I already received a ticket, and I didn’t tell them I could get them all one” I whispered. “And you let it get this far because?” asked Spike. “the same reason anyone does anything, complete, and absolute boredom!” I said to Spike. “You really are evil aren’t you” commented Spike. “Wouldn’t be a demon overlord if I wasn’t” I said with a chuckle. “Are you satisfied now, cuz I’d like you to stop all this” said Spike. I looked at him and let my shoulders sink. I then relented. “Fine, soiled sport” I said. I then walked close to the ponies and made them stop. “E̸̡͙͔̘̜̗̯̯̻̙̜̼̟͙̭̹͑͋͑̅̌͛͗͑̏̈̾͛̎̀͘͝N̵̥̪͙̳͔͌̕ͅƠ̵̻̫̹̺͖̽́̀͆̔́͠͠ͅŪ̶̧̧̨̘̙̘͙͔̜̤̠̒̃̉̂̓͘͜͝Ǧ̶̨̭͔̪͕͎̋͌͛̏̍̈H̶̨̜̲̗͆̎͛͗͌̅̂̅̌̊̎̉̑̓͘!̷̨̨̡̗̭̙͈̝͖̱̙̝̰̽” I said going full demon and thrusting my cane down. I went back to normal and continued. “All of you have been unfair to Twilight, I’m sure the Princess is more than willing to give each of you a ticket!” I said, making them all look ashamed. “As much as I hate to admit it, Alastor is right, we’ve all been unfair and not thinking about Twilight” said Applejack. “Wait, why aren’t you upset about not getting a ticket?” asked Rainbow Dash, as I was smiling my cheshire grin. I pulled out my ticket and showed it to her. “Princess Celestia already gave me one” I said making her pissed. “You had a ticket this whole time? How” asked Rarity. “I used the most powerful weapon in any demon’s arsenal, We made a deal” I said grinning. “What? She didn’t give you her soul in return did she?” asked Twilight, getting worried. “Ha Ha Ha, No, I didn’t do anything of the sort, she didn’t want me to harm any of her ponies, so I asked for a ticket and some time on a stage as entertainment in return” I said. “Oh thank goodness” said Twilight, looking relieved. “Now all you need to do is ask her about sending new tickets, tell her that you cant accept unless all your friends can go! I guarantee you she will send more” I said, not showing teeth in my smile. And so Twilight did just that. Sure enough, she got everypony a ticket. “Yeah great, I didn’t wanna go anyway” said Spike. Them he burped up another ticket, which I caught for him. “Here you go, my small reptilian friend” I said, handing him his ticket. “Thanks” said Spike. “Don’t mention it” I said giving him a pat on the head. > Chapter 5 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few weeks went by and I decided I needed a good new suit for my performance at the gala. I arrived at the carousel boutique and knocked on the door. I closed my eyes and waited for somepony to answer. —Sweetie Belle POV— “I’ll get it Rarity” I said to my sister. I opened the door and saw a tall creature in a red pinstriped coat with a cane, a monocle, and a creepy grin. I looked up and he opened his eyes, and they were glowing. -Static- “Hel- he began before I slammed the door. I wasn’t sure what I saw then opened the door again. “-lo” he said and I slammed the door again. I went to get Rarity. “Um, Rarity, there is a weird creature at the front door” I said. Rarity looked at me. “What does it look like?” asked Rarity. “He’s tall and has a red pinstriped suit, a cane, and a creepy smile” I said. Rarity looked confused. Then had a look of realization. Rarity looked at me and looked conflicted. "Oh, that would be Alastor, he's..." Rarity began reluctantly, "He's a creature that the princesses have charged twilight on both researching and keeping an eye on him." This is only spurred on Sweetie Belle's curiosity further, "So what is he, exactly?" Sweetie questioned. Rarity sighed. "That is something I'd rather not go into." She said tiredly. This did not date Sweetie Belle's curiosity. "Please?" She said with pleading watery eyes. Surprised, Rarity stuttered, not wanting to reveal too much so as to scare her sister. "W-well as far as I know, he is a creature from tartarus." She continued, "Um... Sweetie, could you perhaps let him in." Rarity gestured to the window framed door, both of them seeing a very annoyed, but still smiling Alastor fidgeting with his strange cane. Rarity looked back to Sweetie Belle. "I'm sure he would be willing to answer your questions, but I'm also certain he came for business, so could you please..." Rarity finished nervously. Disappointed that she couldn't get more out of her sister it would seem that she would have extra effort in questioning this creature, Sweetie Belle huffed, "Fine" she said longly. Rarity beamed. "Thank you, Sweetie" Rarity said before wrapping her sister in a hug. I went back to the front door and opened it. He was looking down at me. “Can I speak now?” he asked in his strange voice. “Hi, c-come in” I said. “Thank you my dear, I’ve come looking for Rarity, she said she would make me a new suit, so I decided to come here to get one!” he said walking in. He walked into the modeling room and began looking around. I went to get Rarity. Rarity then began to walk into the room with the demon. “Hello, Alastor, what can I help you with?” asked Rarity. — Alastor POV— “Well Rarity darling, Since I’m going to be going to the gala, I’m here for a new suit, and since you offered to make me one, I came here so I could ask if you can make it” I said, spinning my cane. Rarity looked at me confused. “I thought you didn’t want me to make you a suit” said Rarity. -static- “I didn’t, then I got a ticket to the gala, and I also have to perform, so I’ll need to look my very best” I said putting my arms out at my sides. “Alright, but I’m going to need you to disrobe” said Rarity, making my eye twitch with the sound of static. “Must I disrobe?” I asked. ‘I just realized, I have never actually seen myself without clothes since I got here’ “Yes, if I am to get the correct measurements I need you to disrobe, you can use the changing room to take your clothes off” said Rarity. “Ugh, fine, but my underwear stays on! That is not negotiable” I said ,crossing my arms. I walked into the changing room and took off my coat. ‘I wonder if I have a tail?’ I looked down to check, and sure enough, I did. ‘Huh, how bout that’ I took off the bowtie, my boots, shirt, suspenders, and pants. I was left wearing my socks, underwear and gloves. I gathered my clothes and walked out. Rarity pointed to a chair for me to put them on. Then I caught her looking at my tail. “Make a comment about my tail and I will make it so you will never be able to make another dress ế̷͈v̶̢͉̓ė̷̬͚r̸͖̼̗̽ ̴̡̯̅̽ȁ̵̡̢͂̎g̵͈̉à̶̯̀ͅį̴̞͂n̶̪̼̫̊̕!̷̻̮͒ ” I said with my teeth together and eyes turned into dials. She kept staring. “Fine, I will allow one comment, but if there is any more than that, I will do what I promised” I said. Rarity blushed. ‘Why is she blushing!?!’ “You’re tail looks very....... nice” said Rarity. I just glared at her. “Lets just get this over with” I said, while stepping onto the platform. Rarity took her measurements and wrote them down. “So what is it exactly that you want me to make?” She asked. I looked at her. “I want an exact copy of the original” I said, pointing at my suit. Rarity looked at my suit. “I can manage that, but its going to take a while to look at your clothes if I’m going to make another, if you don’t have any plans, you can stay the night if you like, I have a guest room you can use” said Rarity, looking at me. My eye began twitching. -static- “Fine, Thank you for your hospitality” I said reluctantly. “Here you can wear this while you stay” said Rarity, using her magic to float over a robe. I took the robe and put it on and tied the belt. Rarity showed me to the guest room where I would be staying. I walked in and looked at all the fancy furniture. ‘I’ll give here one thing, she knows how to decorate’ she closed the door to allow me to get situated. I walked over to the bed and tested its feel. ‘Soft and Firm? Where do these ponies get this stuff?’ I sat down and snapped my fingers, summoning my little radio. I placed it on the nightstand and turned it on. ‘Might as well listen to some tunes’ The radio began playing. After the last song ended, I got a knock on my door. I turned of the radio and walked to the door. I opened the door. It was Rarity. “Can I help you?” I asked. “Is there somepony in there with you? I heard a few voices” asked Rarity. “That must’ve been my radio, I must have had it too loud, I apologize” I said levitating it to me, so she could see. I was grinning. She looked from me to the radio and back. ‘It’s because I look similar isn’t it’ “You look very similar, is that why you’re called the Radio Demon?” she asked. ‘Called it’ “That is one of them, the other reasons is, I possessed raw power which was never before seen in a mortal soul, and I trampled powerful demons who had been in charge for centuries, I broadcasted the carnage on the radio for everyone to hear, and thus earned me the nickname the "Radio Demon"” I said, seeming to freak her out. “How.... nice, dinner will be ready in a few hours, I will let you know when” said Rarity. She left and I closed the door and I went back to listening to my radio. > Chapter 6 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- —The next morning— I woke up and went to the bathroom. I looked myself in the mirror. ‘Yup still freaky, I wonder, if I have a demon form, could I also be able to change into another form or two?’ I left the bathroom and went to the kitchen. There I was met by Rarity and Sweetie belle. I waved at them and went to get some coffee. I poured some into a cup and went to sit at the table. I said nothing and just enjoyed my black bitter coffee, oddly enough I enjoyed it. “Good morning Alastor how did you sleep?” asked Sweetie belle. I put a hand up and put up an index finger and finished my coffee. “I slept wonderful darling just wonderful, I haven’t slept that good since I died!” I said, making them both uncomfortable. “How... nice” said Rarity. She was having a full English breakfast. “Oh, I just got finished with your new suit, it’s exactly like the original, only less..... ancient, your new suit is waiting for you in the changing room” She said. “thank you, just let me sit back and wake up a bit” I said. I looked over to Sweetie belle. She was looking at me. ‘What is she looking at?’ “Alastor, what did you do to become a demon?” asked Sweetie belle. “Same thing all demons did before they died, I sinned... a lot” I said to her. “Ok, I get that, but what did you do that was so bad?” asked Sweetie belle. “I was a serial killer and a cannibal!” I said as if it were nothing. Rarity did a spit take with her tea. “What!?!” she shrieked. “what did you expect? Did you think I just did a few naughty deeds here and there? No, to die and become a demon, you have to do a lot of heinous acts, which I have done” I said giving them my signature grin. “You aren’t going to kill and eat anypony else are you?” asked Sweetie belle, getting a little scared. “I made a deal with Princess Celestia saying that I wouldn’t hurt any ponies, so fret not little one” I said, making her feel a little better. “I think it’s time we see how your new suit looks on you, can’t go around in a bathrobe all day” said Rarity, trying to change the subject. “splendid lets go see, shall we” I said, becoming energized. We walked into the the shop and Rarity gave me my suit then left me alone. I went into the changing room and took off the robe. I put on my pants and let my tail out of a hole in the back. I put on my shirt and suspenders. I put on my coat and tied my bowtie, I put on my boots and came out and summoned my microphone cane. I walked in front of the mirror to look myself over. ‘Hey, not bad’ “Don’t I look just dandy” I said grinning, and resting my hands on the front of the coat, kind of like a butler world sometimes do. I then thought back to what life was like as a human, then my smile disappeared as I watched my appearance morph slowly. My clothes changed into a pair of brown pants, a white shirt with sleeve garters, my gloves became brown, and my monocle became a pair of spectacles. My skin became a human shade of pink, my hands no longer had claws, my hair became brown in a brush forward style, my eyes became brown, my teeth went from all canines to incisors and molars leaving only a few canines. I stared at my reflection. (The One on the left is what he saw) “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” I screamed. Rarity and Sweetie belle came running in to see if I was alright. I looked at them. And they screamed. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” They screamed. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” I screamed back. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” They screamed again. “WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!” I shouted hysterically and putting my hands on my face. I checked my pulse by putting my fingers to my neck. Nothing. ‘Ok, I’m still dead, but my voice has changed and doesn’t sound like a radio announcer and now I’m human’ “Alastor is that you?” asked Sweetie belle as she ran up to me. “Of course its me, who else would it be!” I said in hysterics. “What happened to you?” asked Rarity. “I don’t know!?! I just turned into a human! I have never done this before!” I said, still hysterical. “Can you try changing back?” asked Sweetie belle. “I don’t know, but I’ll see if I can try” I said beginning to calm down. I began concentrating and began to change back. I looked in the mirror. “Yes! I’m me again! But I wonder if I can control the change....” I said changing back to human form. “Alright, it seems I can control how I change, thats good” I said, putting a hand to my chin. I changed back to demon form. “This new development is troubling, how could I change after putting on a new suit?” I questioned myself. “I used the same fabric your original suit was made of, it couldn’t be what allowed you to change” said Rarity. “Perhaps not, but I think the transformation, may have to do with my thoughts, I was thinking about how I was when I was alive” I said, looking to Rarity. “That must be it! Can you change into anything else?” asked Rarity. There was a knock at the door. “Sweetie belle could you get that darling?” she asked, “I highly doubt I can change into anything else” I said as Sweetie belle came back in. “Hey Rarity where do yo want these” asked Sweetie belle as I looked over and saw her turn on two lights. I began going into a trance as I saw the lights, and began to change into a deer. I began growing fur as my arms and legs shifted, becoming long and slender, and I dropped onto all fours as my hands and feet became cloven hooves. My face grew into a snout and my clothes became part of my fur. The fur on my stomach and chest leading to my chin turned dark red, as my back, along with my head and legs became a lighter shade of red. My ears matched how my hair was, and my antlers grew larger, My tail remained the same. Then Sweetie belle turned off the lamps. I shook my head and looked to Rarity. “Sorry I forgot what we were talking about......... Why are you staring at me?” I asked as I got out of my trance. Rarity points at the mirror. I looked over to my reflection and was shocked. “when did this happen!?! I exclaimed. “It started when I turned on those lamps” said Sweetie belle, as she turned them on again. ‘How could lamps do that, wait two lamps’ I looked at the lamps. “headlights” I said going into a trance. Then Sweetie turned them off. I shook my head. ‘Seriously!?!’ “The lamps look like Headlights? That’s what turned me into a deer? Someone must be messing with my life, well afterlife, and now I’m a deer” I said snorting air from my nostrils. “You know, you look rather dashing as a deer, you might want to stay that way, ponies might be less scared of you if you do” said Rarity. -Static- “You really think so?” I asked as I began looking at my reflection in the mirrors. I began grinning and noticed I still had a mouth full of sharp yellow teeth. ‘Well.... I guess I look kinda nice’ “Of course dear, you look handsome this way, Alastor darling ” said Rarity, giving me a kind smile. “Alright, then it’s settled, I will stay in this form when I’m in public” I said smiling. “Now I’d love to stay and chat, but I have to be on my way, I have to prepare a few songs for the gala” I said beginning to walk away, only for Rarity to stop me and take a few measurements. -Static- “What are you doing?” I asked, looking at her. “I’m taking measurements of your deer form, I had an idea to make you a suit for when you’re like this” said Rarity. I stopped to think about what she said. ‘I kind of look adorable, I might look even more adorable in a suit, possibly even more appealing’ “splendid, just let me know when it is ready, but I really must go” I said walking out of carousel boutique. “Of course darling I will let you know when it’s ready” said Rarity waving goodbye. I waved back with a hoof and a kind smile and walked away. > Chapter 7 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I was walking away from the Carrousel Boutique, then I remembered something. ‘Oh shit! today is the s1e5 griffin the brush-off! I have to find Pinkie and Rainbow Dash!’ I began making my way to Town hall. I saw Rainbow moving a cloud around with Pinkie giving directions on where to move it. Pinkie was starting to drive Rainbow nuts. I walked up to them. “Hello girls, what’re you doing?” I asked. “Buzz off! Were working here” said Rainbow, who looked at me and saw my demon side while I was still a deer. “̶͔̼̗͂̚͝C̴͉͙͙͈͕͌̊͂͌͂o̵̧̝̥̻̽m̸͈͔̗̋̍̔͘e̴̛̩̞͗̒̉͋ ̷̧̢͚̔̓n̷̨͖̣͉͗̀͌͜o̷̠̦̙͙͑w̷̦͐̇̚͠,̸̺͕̾͋͒̓ͅ ̸͕͕͉͐̐̏R̷̪̝̳̦̄͝a̸̬̣͙͐̌́͜į̷̝̪͍̌̈́̈͒̿ṅ̶̠̣̉͝b̸̻̂̄̓͝o̸̗̰͍̞͒w̵̢̛͕̺̄̉̈͝ ̸̣̩̀̉̓͝D̷͈̃̓̈a̴̝̺̐́̏̌̔s̵̡̡̭͛h̶̨̟̅,̵͙̱̄ ̴̧̪̗̰͐̆I̵̞̜̘͕͌̆̆͗͝ ̷̺̻̻̬͋̆̈́̐d̶̳̥̀̃̕͠o̷̮̪̾̀̍̎͠n̴̩͘’̸̳̐̔̃̾̅t̷̡͖̂̑̏͛ ̷̛͇̙̉̅̂͘͜l̶͈̙͒ö̴̰̬̥̼̱́͘ó̷̡͍͒̏͝k̵̨̯̺̮͊̒̐ ̶̗͚͊͋̃͒͗t̶̜̺̦͍̂̏͛̃͋͜h̶̢̲̰̥̘̆͑a̴̓ͅṭ̴͋͛͜ͅ ̶̨̠̱͖͔́̎̋̕̕d̷̛͈̘ì̸̘̞̠f̶͈̟͛̍̂f̸̛͙̪͖͈̱̈́͊͊̆è̷̻̼͕͈͂̽̈́̋r̶̛̥͂͋̿ê̸͂̃̈́͐͜n̸͉̊t̵̨͋͘”̷̟̗̜̞̖͐̉̃̒͠ I said, my eyes turning to dials as my teeth stopped moving and were glowing with each word. Rainbow was scared, but responded. “A-Alastor?” asked Rainbow Dash. I gave her a big toothy grin. A shiver went down her spine. “Yeah, it’s you, how are you a deer now?” she asked. I ignored her question. “Hi Alastor, did you do something with your hair?” asked Pinkie. I ignored her question. “Uh, Rainbow, thunder, Spike is about to come out” I said pointing a hoof at the cloud. “Oh, right” said Rainbow, remembering what she was doing. Spike came out and Rainbow hit the cloud to scare Spike. He began hiccuping. Then Rainbow did it to Pinkie. Then I stood in front of Spike and gave him my demon deer face. “Aaaaaaaaah!” He screamed. Then his hiccups stopped. “there you go, the hiccups are gone” I said. He looked at me and a look of realization came upon his face. “A-Alastor? Is that you?” asked Spike. -Static- I gave him a kind smile without teeth. “How do I look?” I asked smiling. “Like a normal deer only very creepy” said Spike. “wonderful! Rainbow, Pinkie, mind if I join you with a few pranks?” I asked. Pinkie and Rainbow looked at each other. “I dunno, what kind of things can you do?” asked Rainbow. I smiled as my antlers began to glow red in a magical aura, which worried Rainbow. “That we shall see in a few minutes” I said. I teleported the three of us to a hill that overlooked Ponyville. “Now watch the magic happen” I said having them look at the town. I conjured up a podium, and stood on two legs as I brought out a conductor baton. I tapped the podium with it and brought it high up in the air. I began conducting as Each house in Ponyville began farting in the order of the 1812 overture. As soon as it began we all started laughing. I was laughing maniacally, while they laughed normally. “Oh my gosh, that was awesome” said Rainbow Dash. “That was amazing!” said Pinkie. I took a bow. “Thank you, Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience” I said grinning ear to ear. We then each continued to pull pranks all day. —The Next Day— Me and Pinkie were walking over to Rainbow’s house. Pinkie was wearing goofy glasses, an arrow through the head gag, and blowing a party blower. As soon as we arrived pinkie called out to Rainbow Dash. “Rise and shine Rainbow Dash, it’s a brand new day and we got a lot of pranking to-ooh“ started Pinkie, before gilda showed up. “Morning Pinks, hey Al, Gilda this is my gal-pal Pinkie Pie, and this is-“ began Rainbow. “Alastor, delighted to meet you darlin’” I interrupted, annoying Rainbow Dash. “Hey, what’s up” said Gilda. “The sky, clouds, the sun” I said, drawing an odd stare from Gilda. “Pinkie, Alastor, this is my griffin friend, Gilda” said Rainbow. “What’s a griffin?” asked Pinkie. “A griffin is half eagle, and half lion, and as Gilda was about to say, all awesome, with superb eyesight and sharp talons used for catching prey, most griffins live in Griffinstone, and have greed that can match a dragon!” I said, in my radio host tone, confusing them all. “Anyway, Gilda is my best friend from My days at junior speedster flight camp” said Rainbow. “Junior Speedsters are our lives, Sky-bound soars and daring dives, Junior Speedsters it's our quest, To some day be the very best!” I sang, drawing stares from everyone. “How do you know the chant” asked Rainbow. “I’m a demon remember, I know a lot of things” I said proudly. “You! a demon, as if” said Gilda, not believing a word. I made a few demonic glyphs show around me, then tilted my head as I gave my big grin, and my eyes became radio dials. “̴̮͇̤̫͙͎̎̒͒̕D̶͎̝̲̰̫͑̂̊̐͑͠ͅÔ̵̧̰̜͍̾͑͠N̵̻̼̰̠̞͒̿͊’̶̡̠̩͚͎́̎̀͘T̶̛͓̩̺̫̦̈́͗̓̃̋ͅ ̴̡̮͙̩̊̿̈́̿̈̉B̵̡̞͉̈́̂̀̉͘E̴̦͙̺͌͋ ̷̢̳̺͊͌Ś̴͉͋͗̍̀̊Ȯ̶͔̬̼̪̳̮̈́̍̕͠͝ ̸̣̀̈́͂͐Q̴̛̺͊U̷͕̟͋̆̏͌̇̎Ḯ̸̧̤̪̓̒̾̂C̷͔͈̮̥̠̏̎̕K̷̛̗̽̾̅̚ ̷̼͎̔͆̔͗͆T̶̫͉̩̊͑͗͌O̸̙̞̽̄̍͌ ̴̲̜̳͋̇J̵̛̪̞̔̐́̈́Ú̷̠̻̗̱͚̦D̶̡̜̲̈́̂͋͋̒Ģ̷̖̹͔̝̓͜E̵͖̻̳̝̳͚̓ ̶̬̊̀M̴̛̭͋̈̀͆̕Y̷̧̢̝̻̤̜͑̇ ̴̳͓͂̃̊̌͝F̴̘̳̰̐I̵̟͆̔N̵̤̗̙͕̊̈̔̉È̶̺̣̙̬͙̆ ̴̧̠̩̠̑͝F̵͖̝̘͆͌ͅĚ̸̜͇̼̈́̈͝A̴̜͇̪͋̊T̵͎̉̀̒Ȟ̵͙̻͚̗̝Ẽ̴͎̲͋̀̍̕R̴̞̟͓̺̞͑͝Ẻ̸͈̼͘D̵̛̲̤̞̫̀͛̚͝͝ ̸͉͈̝̑̐͜F̵̡̬͔͕̬̈̒̂͝ͅR̵̳͒̇́̒́͛I̵͓͎͋̈́È̵̤͈̑̃̈́̅N̶̛̛͓̞͋͐͋͛D̷̥͛͋̀̿”̴͉̍̅̓̂̕ I said, scaring the crap out of Gilda, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie. “Alastor the Radio Demon, at your service ” I said, bowing. Gilda broke the silence. “No way, Dash? You’re friends with a demon?” said Gilda in surprise. “Yeah, but he doesn’t always look like a deer” said Rainbow Dash. “I don’t look that different from this form though, see?” I said changing into my normal demon form. “Woah, that is awesome!” said Gilda. “Can you fly?” she asked. “Not that I know of” I said. “Aw, darn!” said Gilda. “Well I was glad to meet you now I have to go, I have to go take a nap!” I said, changing into my deer form and walking away. I made my way to the park. There were a few trees, a bit of grass, some benches here and there. I found a good spot and laid down. I began to relax a bit and got comfortable. I used my magic to make a rick and morty screaming sun clock. I set it for a little before Gilda roared at Fluttershy. ‘If I can prevent a friendship from falling apart, that will be worth it’ I put my head down and went to sleep. —3rd person POV— As soon as Alastor got to sleep he began groaning, moaning, and growling. A few passing ponies with foals saw him and heard a few of what they thought were demonic words and ran off. “Gnik elppaenip eht fo htarw eht ekovni I!” He said in his sleep. “Eldoon tew eht fo thgim eht ta elbmert llahs lla!” he said drawing a crowd. “Tae ot em rof etalp a no tup dna dellirg, ecuas eucebrab ni derevoc dna senob ruoy morf deppir eb lahs hself ruoy!” he said, still asleep. The crowd continued to watch on in fear. He made more growls and moans. Then looked at the crowd and talked. “I’ll eat your heart” he said in a young girls voice. The crowd of ponies ran off screaming. —Later— I was sleeping soundly dreaming of wonderful dreams..... Then the clock began going off. “MMMmmm, yawn” I mumbled as I woke up. I smashed the clock and melted it down. I stretched my legs out. And made my way to the marketplace, to where the “incident” would take place. I found Fluttershy walking the ducklings. Then I saw Gilda. Then it happened. Before Gilda could start I was scratching her behind the ears in my normal form. “Hey what are yooo-“ she began as I started scratching her good spot. I kept scratching till she was on the ground purring and mewling. Fluttershy looks at me funny. “Why are you doing that?” asked Fluttershy. “I have my reasons, now hurry and take those ducks away, The ear scratching won't last long” I said, as Fluttershy did as I asked. I stopped scratching and let Gilda up. “What was that for!?!” she yelled. “You, my dear, have a bad temper, and I intend to keep it in check” I said making her angry. “And keep in mind if you punch me now, You’ll be proving my point” I said making her have a deep breath. “Thank you for stopping me” she said, looking defeated. “Your welcome, now come along, lets get to know each other better by playing a little game of checkers” I said, walking off with Gilda following close behind. —Later— “Agh! How do you keep beating me every time?” exclaimed Gilda. “My dear, I am hardly even trying, I’ve given you multiple opportunities to win, but you don’t take them, and you lose” I said, dismissing the board after the tenth time Gilda has lost. “Now come on, there’s a party at Sugarcube Corner, and you are the guest of honor” I said getting up. “How do you know?” asked Gilda. I changed into my deer form and answered her. “I know a lot, now hurry up, I don’t want you to be late!” I said. — Later— We arrived at Sugarcube Corner on time. But I stopped Gilda before we did. “Why’d you stop?” She asked. “There are pranks planted by Rainbow Dash everywhere, I’ll do damage control, if I think it’s safe, I’ll let you know” I told her. The whole party went off without a hitch, with me setting off all the pranks instead of Gilda. I let the party continue until it was time for everypony to go home. Once the party was over, Gilda came over to me. I changed to my normal form and greeted her. “Did you enjoy yourself?” I asked. “Yes, Thanks for taking all the hits for me, you’re not so bad, for a demon” said Gilda. -Static-My eye twitched. “Don’t be getting all mushy on me, I’m a demon, I don’t do anything for nothing, you now owe me a favor” I said. “Ugh, fine what do you want? My soul” asked Gilda “Normally yes, but not this time, this time, I need you to spend a two whole weeks with Pinkie Pie, and learn as much as you can about baking pastries, cakes, pies, and other baked goods” I said. “Can I still give you my soul instead?” asked Gilda. “No, I don’t want your soul, I want you to learn how to cook, your scones from griffinstone could be used as a diamond cutters, and make dirt taste like sugar by comparison” I said making her upset. “Are they really that bad?” she asked with a sad expression. “Yes, and they need to be improved, by you learning from Pinkie, it’s the only way you will get better” I said. “You’re very nice for a demon, what did you do to become one?” asked Gilda. “I was a serial killer and a cannibal” I said bluntly. Gilda was dumbstruck. “Any more questions?” I asked. “No, I’m good, I’m going to learn how to bake from Pinkie now” said Gilda, sounding scared. “Ha Ha, this was a good day, oh I should probably send a letter to Celestia about my new forms” I said snapping my fingers. A pen and paper appeared in front of me. I grabbed them, and began writing the letter. Dear Princess Celestia, I’m sending this letter to tell you that I now have two new forms, I can turn into a deer and a human, I hope you are well, and I can’t wait for the gala, I would also like you to not tell anypony that I am a demon, I would like for them to figure that out for themselves. -Sincerely Alastor I drew a few descriptions of my human and deer forms and wrapped up the letter. I snapped my fingers and sent it to Celestia. After I sent the letter I made my way upstairs and went into my bed in a hidden room behind Pinkie’s closet. I changed into my deer form and went under the covers. I got comfortable and went to sleep. > Chapter 9 crossover > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Ugh, my head, agh, my chest, what?” I said looking at my chest. “Actually that feels kind of nice, I guess being a character whose a masochist has its perks”  I looked around and saw I was in the castle of the two sisters, in the room where the elements were kept. “Huh? What am I doing here? I was in canterlot a few moments ago!” I said, looking at the pedestal that once held the elements. I got up and dusted myself off. Then looked around a second time. Then I began hearing organ music coming from somewhere in the castle. “Where is that music coming from?” I said to myself. I began walking around the castle, then I remembered something. ‘There’s an organ in the basement, that must be where that music is coming from’ as I thought that, there was a pause in the music for a minute before it started to go into a more fast paced tone. I began making my way to a suit of armor and turned its head. And instantly the wall and the armor with me next to it, turned around, leaving me in a dark chamber. I felt around on the wall for a torch. I found one and snapped my fingers to light it. I picked it up and waved it around slowly, there was a staircase leading down. The music by now had moved to a slower tempo much like the first part. I didn’t know what was playing on the organ, so I summoned my microphone cane, and began descending the staircase. I made it to the bottom in a few minutes and found a door. I slowly made my way to it and opened it. I went through, only to find myself in a hallway. The music was louder down here, so I began making my way through the halls. This castle was quite strange the deeper I went the better the architecture, less cracks in the wall, almost like something was keeping it preserved, the once cracked and chipped walls, and floor were now smooth and flawless the further I went.   I finally found a light at the end of the hall, I crept close, slowly. I slowly snuck a peek inside and found a large black dragon playing the organ at the back of the room. The dragon's scales were black and his horns grey, and he seemed to be tall enough to reach to my chest, standing upright he could possibly dwarf me in size.  I saw the dragon get off the organ before saying. "Despite how long it's been, this one is still working great" He said. I continued to observe this odd dragon as I slowly, silently, walked into the room and dismissed my cane. He started walking around aimlessly before he decided to light up the room using torches that lined the wall, unlike the flames that came from the orb these appeared to be ordinary flames. Before he could light the last one, I snapped my fingers and lit it for him, surprising him and looking to me. “You play nicely, do you take requests?” I asked as he saw me leaning on the wall opposite to the side he was next to. He got some distance from me before shouting. "Who are you!?" This sentence echoed throughout the room and the castle. “My name is Alastor, but most call me the Radio Demon” I said to him. The dragon looked at me.  —Spyro POV— 'Wait Alastor, as in Alastor from Hazbin hotel.' I thought confused as I looked him up and down, he didn't exactly look the part he was wearing a classy brown suit, he stood at 7 feet tall. His hair was brown, not red, and he wore glasses instead of a monocle like in the show, and didn't really scream demon overlord. “Oh, right! I’m not in my demon form” he said changing, Kahki colored skin, and sharp yellow teeth. He had short red angled bob cut with black cowlicks extending from the top of his head, resembling deer ears, and two small black antlers, his eyes had red scleras, bright red irises, black pupils and a red monocle under his right eye. He wore a dark red pinstriped coat, that was slightly ragged along the bottom, a bright red dress shirt with a black cross on the chest underneath, and long burgundy dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He wore a red-knotted bowtie, burgundy gloves, and black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles, and carried a long, thin cane with a microphone. “Is this better?” He asked. "Yeah." I said. "How did you get here, I didn't summon you, I don't even have your token?" I questioned. “Well I don’t know how I got here either, but I gave you my name, now you tell me yours” he responded. "Spyro I've been in equestria since I hatched, years ago." I told him. “Nice to meet you, but you seemed very upset earlier, what could ever be the matter?” asked Alastor. "My magic is… unstable I can't risk being near anyone anymore not after what I almost did to the princesses?" I told him while I sat down on the floor. “Well, I can’t be completely left in the dark, tell me your full life’s story so I can understand” said Alastor, making a creepy grin. -Static-  I started with telling him the properties of my dark magic then onto Several large developments in my life such as saving Applejacks parents when I was young nearly, being executed because of a law, my times in Ponyville, and how I've been its protector since I was young, which still made no sense to me. Then I finally told him of the events in the dragon lands. “My, my, you’ve had a lot happening here haven’t you, causing flashpoint, and a whole butterfly effect that sent a whole bunch of events out of whack! Not to mention your social life, that's nuts!” said Alastor. "Yeah." I sighed. "Everything up till where Nightmare almost killed me was going great until everything past that point. It's… it's just too much." I said “Well, you caused the change, you should have thought of the consequences of what you were doing, but that is still no reason to push everyone away!” said Alastor, looking concerned. "I almost kill Celestia and Luna, even now I can feel the stress my own magic puts on my mind." I told him. “Alright look, clearly your upset, however I might be able to fix everything, you and I just have to make a deal!” said Alastor with his eyes glowing red. I shook my head. "We are dealing with a primordial power here Alastor may be strong but I don't believe he can do anything against the sea of darkness that now resides in me." I told him. "Not only that my other element might counter the deal." I informed him. “Well that is not the kind of deal I was talking about, I can give you a power inhibiting collar that will make your magic a little more easier to control, however it will come at a price!” said Alastor, having an evil look plastered on his face. "And what is this price?" I asked cautiously. Alastor stroked his chin in thought. “I want a favor that you can deliver when I come to collect, and no matter what it is, you will do as I want” said Alastor, looking even more evil. "I don't think I can trust you." I told him. “Do you have anyone else who can give you what you want?” asked Alastor with a raised eyebrow. "No but I still can't trust you, demons aren't very known to keep their end of the deals or they find loopholes in order to make others suffer." I said. “I always keep my end of bargains, maybe a few loopholes, but nothing too bad, now you have to be sure you want this, I’m doing this because you want it, I’m not forcing you into it” said Alastor. "Still I have to find a way to fix this on my own, maybe Luna could give me some advice she's been in this situation before." I said. “Most times in Equestria, when others are given advice, they don’t heed the warnings, which always end in disaster” said Alastor. “However, even though Luna has gone through the same thing as you, it doesn’t mean she knows exactly how you feel, so what is it Spyro, do you enjoy having all this power, yet you know you are powerless to stop yourself from harming others, do you like it, causing the whole world to go upside down, just because you wanted to have a little more time with mommy and daddy? Do you really think that anyone could possibly know what you’re going through? I’m offering you a chance to be more normal, what is your decision, keep going on this path and push everyone away and end up sad and alone? Or, would you rather have your magic turned down a few notches, so you can continue going on with your friends and family, and everyone else you care about?” said Alastor, as he was beginning to get to me. "Fine." I told him. "I'll accept." “So it’s a deal then?” asked Alastor holding out a hand, causing a green glow and a mysterious force of power to flow from it. I shook his hand and the deal was sealed. “There, now unfortunately this is where things get real” said Alastor as he snapped his fingers and a dark metal collar appeared around My neck. I began to feel weak, and was brought to the ground. "I thought you said just a few notches." I said. “Oh did I say a few, I meant at least one quarter of your power, that collar is indestructible and the exhaustion will only last a few minutes, you can still use your natural attributes and move around, but you can’t use too much magic at once, otherwise it might cause a little discomfort, now since our deal is done, I must go, farewell![ /i]” said Alastor, as he snapped his fingers and was gone, leaving a small radio, it was brown and had three triangles for the channel viewing window, and beneath what seemed to be a cheshire grin.    After the exhaustion had finally past I walked over and picked it up the token message started to play.  “Hello, to anyone out there who finds this radio, I am Alastor, I am willing to help you out in any way I can, just turn the dial to Change the channel to the middle triangle and I’ll be there!“ —Alastor POV— “I think that went rather well” I said to myself. I looked around at my surroundings. “I see Discord has escaped” I said as a few long legged rabbits ran past me. There were trees upside down. A few cotton candy clouds, and a school fish that was all swimming in the air. I made my way to the spot I believed Discord would be, and sure enough, there he was. I teleported behind him. “Put everything back the way it was, right now or I will end you” I said, scaring the shit out him. He looked at me in fear while I just had my normal grin. “G-go away, keep away from me!” he said in fear. “Or what, you’ll send me back in time, to the very beginning, before Equestria was founded” I stupidly said to him. ‘Why did I give him that idea?’ Discord made a familiar sounding screech and a black and white striped tube appeared from above and sucked me up into it. —Later I mean, Earlier— —location: Equestria, or so it will be called— A black and white striped tube spat out Alastor. “Aaaaaaaah, ooof!” He said as he landed. He got up and dusted himself of he then looked around to his left, mountains, then to his right, a forest. Empty barren land as far as the eye could see. Not a single soul. “CURSE YOU DISCORD!” Alastor yelled at the heavens and shaking his fists. “Great! now I have to wait until the place gets founded, yay!” he said with sarcasm. “On the bright side, now I can become a legend by making deals with the ponies of this era, and wait it out until it’s time” he said rubbing his hands together. He turned into his deer form and ran into the forest. > Chapter 11 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was out in Equestria, in my deer form, enjoying my snack of fresh venison I caught a few minutes ago.’Yes I’m eating another deer, it’s already been established that I'm a cannibal, get over it’ After I finished my meal, I decided to get moving. “Seems now is a good time to look for Grogar, if I remember correctly he should be-“ I began. -Bang- I looked over to where the blast came from, and saw a pillar of smoke off in the distance. “Or I could just follow the trail of carnage” I said I began running at top speed towards the pillar of smoke. I reached it in a matter of minutes. It was a small settlement of earth ponies. And right in the middle was a large monster, a cyclops, it was destroying multiple buildings. I saw a few scared ponies run past me. I changed into my demon form.  I summoned my cane and began walking towards the cyclops. As soon as it saw me I grinned like a madman. “What you smile at tiny thing?” Asked the cyclops. I snapped my fingers and opened a portal below the cyclops. Then a few black tentacles came out and wrapped around the cyclops, who looked at me in fear, as I just smiled and clenched my fist. The tentacles began squeezing him, until he and the tentacles burst into a hundred pieces. I just kept standing there with a clenched fist and an evil face. Eventually a few ponies came back, and my face lightened up. “Thank you sir for saving us!” Said one of the fillies. I closed my lips but kept smiling, just like a normal person.  “Think nothing of it, I was just passing by when I saw that brute destroying everything, and I didn’t want it giving us odd creatures a bad name” I said to the filly, with a purple coat and yellow mane, green eyes, yet no cutie mark. “What are you mister?” asked a small mint green colt with a brown mane and tail, yet no cutie mark.  ‘Aw he looks like mint chocolate’ “I am called Alastor, but most call me the Radio Demon” I said, booping his nose. “A DEMON!?!” shouted every pony in town. “Fear not, I’m not in the mood for making deals right now, or taking your souls and the like, what I am interested in now, however is where that monster came from!” I said to the ponies. “That monster came from Grogar’s castle” said the mint chocolate colt. “And which way would that be?” I asked not knowing it was behind me far off in the distance. Every pony pointed at the castle. I turned around and saw where they were pointing. It looked like castle grayskull with a ram’s head. “Oh, I wonder how I missed that?” I said to myself. “What are you going to do?” asked a random pony. “I’m gonna go up there and kick Grogar’s ass!” I said to the ponies. “That’s suicide!” Said one of the ponies. “I’m a demon, I’m immortal, so it shouldn’t be too hard” I said, giving them all my signature smile. I began walking towards the castle. However I didn’t realize how far it would be, so it was halfway there when I had to stop. But I found a small encampment of ponies nearby. Only a few seconds later I was knocked out. -Later- I awoke in chains. “Oh good you’re awake” said a voice. I looked around and found the source, it was a pony stallion clad in armor, black fur and white mane, blue eyes, and armed with a spear. “Hello there, mind telling me why I’m chained up?” I asked.  “You’re our prisoner, underling of Grogar” said the pony. This made me laugh. “HAHAHA, you think I’m one of that bastard’s lackeys, oh you are an idiot, he controls monsters, I am a demon, you should really know your creatures, however I can easily get out of these” I said, laughing and getting out of my chains. I stood up and he tried to attack but I just took his spear and tripped him. When he was on the ground, I had his spear to his neck. “Well what are you waiting for, finish me!” Said the pony, closing his eyes. “Hmm, I could, but you’re more useful alive” I said, pulling him up and giving him his spear. “I am not your enemy, Grogar is giving all creatures a bad name, I want to put an end to him, and I think you want the same thing, so how about we make a deal? I’ll help you out so you can get rid of Grogar, sound good?” I asked. “I’m listening” said the pony. -Later- “There is no way to stop him, we’ve tried everything!” said one of the soldiers. “He has no weaknesses, we can’t stop him!” said another. “That is untrue, he does have a weakness” I said, getting all their attention. “What? Why should we believe this demon?” said one of the ponies. “Because as of now you have no choice, I know that his bell is the source of his power, all you need to do is take it from him, then you can banish him” I said. “And how do you suppose we do that? Grogar is always wearing it, how could we take it?” asked another pony. “Simple, I provide a distraction, while one of you take the bell!” I said with a smile. “What kind of distraction?” asked the same pony, making me grin. —Later— I made my way over to Grogar’s castle. I quietly snuck in and looked around. All the monsters were watching a pony dance on a stage, and as the pony danced, the monsters threw fruit, tormenting the poor pony. I quickly jumped onto the stage and did a few dances. After I finished dancing the crowd of monsters turned and began chasing after me. I ran all over the castle. The monsters kept yelling profanities, I couldn’t understand a word because they all said different things at the same time. I just looked back stuck out my tongue, and blew a raspberry. I continued to run until I made it outside, with all the monsters. I ran past one of the pony soldiers and gave a thumbs up, which was the signal, and kept running with the monsters close behind. I eventually made my way to a dead end and had to stop. “Nowhere to go now, whatever you are!” said one of the monsters. I just tapped my chin and opened a portal behind me. I jumped backwards into it and gave all the monsters a 2 handed, one finger salute. “Buh-bye!” I said, pissing them off as I went through. I ended up back in the camp. A pony came up to me. He held out his hoof to reveal Grogar’s bell. “Well done, now you just have to seal it away, somewhere no creature can get to it” I said, congratulating the ponies. “We couldn’t have done it without you Alastor, we shall spread the story of your heroics” said the pony. “Or better yet, don’t, I Don’t want to be known to have been involved, however you may put it into this book” I said, handing him a book. ”This book will tell my side of the story, I want you ponies to hold onto it, it can’t be destroyed by time, so it will last forever, I will continue to add new information to the book every now and then, for now ponies, I bid you adieu!” I said snapping my fingers and disappearing without a trace. I reappeared in the house with Aurora, Bori, and Alice. “Hey Alastor how’d it go?” asked Alice. “Pretty well, those ponies continue to amaze, I can’t wait til’ I can meet the pillars” I said heading to my room. “Good night Alastor!” said Bori, Aurora, and Alice. “Good night!” I said, going to sleep. > Chapter 12 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Ok, now to find one of the pillars, Somnambula shall be the first I visit, I want that Sphinx to be mine” I said. ‘I like cats, they are soft and cute, if you have  a problem with that, go soak your head in acid, cuz I don’t give a damn what you think’ I opened a portal to Saddle Arabia and walked through. I was in my deer form and I was walking through the market. I saw the Sphinx and the ponies, but there was no slavery. ‘the Sphinx must not have turned on them yet, let’s change that’ I spatial warped behind the Sphinx by using the shadows. I appeared behind her in my demon form. “Hello my dear, pardon me for asking, but why are you protecting these ponies and not ruling them, with your strength you could have them kneeling at your paws” I said to her. “Even if I could, it wouldn’t last long, be gone demon” said the Sphinx. “Ok, how about this, if you continue on this path you will not be remembered, you will be regarded as a myth” I said, gaining her attention. “Proceed” She said. “I’m gonna make a deal with you, if you can enslave the ponies and it doesn’t go south, I will be with you every step of the way” I said to her. “Very well” said the Sphinx giving me her paw which I took. “However, if you fail and are cast out of this land forever, you will become mine” I said shaking her paw. “Wait I didn’t agree to that!” Said the Sphinx. “To late, the deal is done, but don’t worry I will be with you at every step, now just think of what we will accomplish” I said while grinning. “So where do we start?” Asked the Sphinx. “We start by enslaving every pony here!” I said, grinning. She grinned as we went to the center of the city. “A demonstration of power is in order.” The Sphinx said, spreading her wings, and a harsh wind started to blow through the city picking up sand by the tons, surrounding the entire city with a sandstorm. Within hours all the ponies in the city had been captured by me and the Sphinx.  “Well done, but for now I must leave, I have other business to attend!” I said opening a portal to where Rockhoof’s village was. I walked through and saw all the ponies fleeing from the volcano. “Hmm, It seems I’ve arrived just in time!” I said to myself. I made my way to where Rockhoof was trying to dig a trench to divert the lava. His body was weak and thin, despite what I remember him to be. I walked up to him and he looked up at me from his trench. “Hello there! I can’t help but notice what you’re doing is a fruitless effort, so how about we make a deal, I give you strength, but in return I want a favor in the future. Do we have a deal?” I said to him, holding out my hand. He looked at me worried but realized he didn't have much of a choice so he shook my hand with his hoof.  I snapped my fingers and in a flash of light he became bigger and stronger. “Now, remember our deal, because if your half isn’t kept, your soul belongs to me!” I said, making him regret what he did. “You better hurry that lava is getting close! Farewell!” I said, opening a portal back to the gift giver's house. > Chapter 13 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve been waiting a while and I believe today is the day the pillars send the sirens to CHS.  “Now, where to begin?” I asked myself. I was currently watching the show of their fight with the sirens. “Perhaps I should show myself after they send them away….” I thought out loud. I grinned widely and watched them send the sirens away. I walked out into the open and slowly clapped. -Static- “wonderful performance, ponies, I really enjoyed watching you send those sour notes packing!”I said, grinning. “It’s you! What are you doing here demon!” Said Rockhoof, pointing his hoof at me. I just kept grinning. “Enjoying the show! What else?” I said. I walked around them to look at where the portal was. “Of course you realize you just doomed another world by sending them through that portal.” I said, making them look at each other in confusion. “What are you talking about? Speak demon!” Said Starswirl. “Because that is where you sent them, now I believe the show is over so I’ll be taking my leave now.” I said, beginning to walk away. “Hold it right there!” Said Flash Magnus. I just grinned at him. “I don’t know how you came to this realm, but we are going to send you back where you came from.” Said Mistmane.-Static- I just kept smiling. “I would love to see you try.” Is all I said, before they began working their magic. My smile shrunk to a small one. ‘I am so screwed!’ -Static- “Begone demon! Return from whence you came!” Said Starswirl. ‘Yup, I’m screwed.’ The pillars opened a portal beneath me and I fell through.   All around was a fire vortex with the souls of the damned screaming, arms bursting from the flames in an attempt to grab in, I used my cane to hit them away. The vortex became more violent the further I went, and now more and more hands were reaching out to grab many with barely any flesh remaining on them. Then finally I reached the bottom and the vortex was gone. “You have got to be kidding me!” I deadpanned. All around me was a bunch of scenery from Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. In the sky was a large pentagram.  And I was in the middle of a run down city on the other side of the street was a vending machine selling drugs, the crime rate was high as many sinners and demons killed each other without a second thought and no one cared. “Yup I’m in hell.” I said as another couple of demons ran past me. “Since I’m here, I might as well get a place to live.” I said to myself. ‘After that, I can go back to the pillar’s headquarters and scare them shitless.’ I walked around till I found a hotel, then walked inside with a grin on my face. At the desk was a red imp reading a paper. The imp looked up from his paper at me and his eyes grew wide. “Can I help you?” He asked rudely. “I believe so! Would you happen to have a room available?” I asked. “Go fuck yourself.” The imp said flipping the page. My smile shrunk. I grabbed him by the throat and showed my demonic form. “D̵̼͉̆̒̿ó̶̻̭̝̚͘ ̴̩͊͗y̷̹͒o̶̺͓̜̕͝͝ŭ̷͖̞̻͊̕ ̶̭̝͊͒̕ẅ̸̭̦͝a̶̲̱̺͆̓̾n̸͕͕͎͋̅̾ţ̶̭̎̓ ̸̺̭̋͂t̵͚́̉́ö̵̫͇͚́͋̚ ̸̢̹̌͝ṭ̴̢̂͝r̵̿ͅy̶̭͒͝ ̵͈̲̈͛͑ť̵̯̼̞͊ḥ̴̬̰͑̈ả̸̪̍ṭ̸̯̋͐̑ ̵͕̲̇͗a̵͍͋g̸̣͓̊ͅa̴̢͉̓́̿i̷̝̬̅͜ṇ̸̾͝?̴̥͛͐” asked. He started gagging and sweating profusely. “Room 5b.” He said handing me a key. “Splendid!” I said changing to normal. I dropped the imp and took the key. I headed to the room, walked in, then locked the door. The room was a spacious one with a view of the street. “A little garish, but it will have to do.” I said to myself. I went to the bed and set down a radio to tether me to this room. I then pulled out my cane and tapped it on the ground. On the floor appeared a portal to the living world. I jumped in it and ended up right in the middle of the Pillar’s base of operations. They weren’t here so I sat on the windowsill and waited for them to return.  Finally they returned all smug about banishing me. They didn’t notice me until I began to sing “Love is a burning thing. And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire. I fell in a ring of fire! I fell into a burning ring of fire! Went down, down, down! And the flames went higher! And it burns, burns, burns! The ring of fire! The ring of fire!” I sang. “You didn’t actually believe that would work did you?” I asked. “How did you return, demon?!” Starswirl asked. I just grinned and chuckled a bit. “I’m not your ordinary demon, I’m a demon overlord, I can’t be banished! However, if you want me to leave you alone, you’d have to make a deal with me.” I told them. “We don't make deals with demons.” Starswirl said. “One of you has, tell them Rockhoof!” I said, making them all look to Rockhoof.  He looked ashamed before saying. “He gave me the strength to save my village.” He told them. “I gave him strength when he needed it, And now he owes me.” I told them The pillars look at Rockhoof in disappointment then mistmane steps forward. “What is it he owes you, demon?”  “My name is Alastor, and he owes me a favor, failure to deliver will result in him losing his strength, and his soul will belong to me.” I said, giving them all a wicked grin. Starswirl glares at me. “And what exactly is this favor? Do you want him to kill us so you have no resistance when you take over our world?” He asked. “Where’s the fun in that? If I wanted to kill you,Ń̶̨̩̓̇̋͠o̷̢̥̤̎̈́͐t̷͇̩̖̺͉͐̀͋̿͊h̷̞͋̌i̴̛͔̳͈̖̇̇̀͝n̸͙̮̉̆́̾g̵̰̈́̈͛ ̴̗͂w̶̜̠̼̔͌ő̴̡̺̪̱͜ų̷̟̣̦̀̔̈́̽̐l̴͈͚͎͂̚͜ḓ̵̣͐͋ ̶̦͙̹͓͓͂s̷̡̧̜̭͙͗͛̊t̶͈̲̹̆̌̍o̸̥̗̍̔͆p̷̢͎̮̜̯̊͂͘ ̸̝̞̩͖̃͝m̸̪͚̙̬̬̈́e̴̬̘̭̠̐͑̆̄͘.̶͚̗͐ ” I told them, letting my demon side show. I went to normal. “However this world needs you all at the moment, And I haven’t decided on what the favor will be, but you might want to get your hat checked. It must be cutting off the blood flow to your brain.” I told him, taking his hat and putting it on the table. “Because you seem to be very ignorant, and last time I checked, pride is one of the seven deadly sins. Keep acting that way and it will come back to haunt you” I warned. I was about to leave before another one of them stopped me. Flash Magnus flew in front of me holding his shield. “Hold it demon, we can't let you roam free!” I took my cane and used it to gently push him to the side. “For the second time! My name is Alastor, my intentions for this world do not include harming ponies, and you of all ponies should understand the difference between bravery and stupidity, but I guess not, farewell.” I said walking through the doors while twirling my cane. They all shout and chase me. “Come back here!” one yells then another. “Foul beast stop!” and the most annoying of all. “Don't you dare move!” I turn around and grin before bringing down my cane like nanny McPhee and opening a portal back to hell. I fell through and saw them looking down through the portal as I fell. The first time it was terrible, now, it’s more like an elevator. The other end of the portal opened up back in my hotel room. I look through the portal and can just barely see them watching me so I grin and wave at them like a goof before the portal closes. I go to the nightstand and take my radio and put it away inside my coat. I get into bed and go to sleep. —The Next Day— I walked out of the hotel and decided now would be a good time to begin my rise into power. “Out of my way freak!” Someone said as they passed me and pushed me.  ‘Ah my first victim.’ I snapped my fingers and they got ripped apart by tentacles that came out of a portal. I began walking through the streets and humming a happy tune. The demons around seem surprised at how easily I killed that fool. They began avoiding me as I walked through. I continued to walk until one of the demon overlords dirtied my clothes by intentionally splashing into a puddle and laughing. “You should watch where you are going, you filthy peasant.” He said with a deep chuckle. I took one look at him and could tell he was a muscle head, easy enough to kill or trick. But that’s not satisfying enough, torture will be more fun. I took my cane and bashed him on the head and teleported us both to an empty warehouse. I strapped him to a chair and waited for him to wake up. “What!? How the hell did a weakling like you get me here!?” he growls and starts to grow larger transforming into his demon form. I bop him in the head. “Now, now, I’ll have none of that.” I said snapping my fingers. As soon as I did there was an old early 1900’s microphone in front of him. “Now that the radios are set up around town, time to begin the broadcast!” I said. He looks at the microphone then laughs. “If you expect me to beg for my life you are sorely mistaken all I have to do is say the word and you'll be killed by my armies.”  “Oh no! Whatever will I do?” I feigned fear then grinned. “Your army is right behind you!” I said turning his chair around to reveal his army, gagged and restrained. “What in the nine hells?! Who the hell are you!?” He yells before starting to struggle. “My name is Alastor, but you may call me the Radio Demon.” I said with a bow. “Now let’s begin with the fun!” I said looking into his eyes and shifting to my demon form and beginning the torture after moving the microphone closer so the audience could hear his screams of pain and agony. After only an hour of torture the demon lord begins begging for his life. “No more! I give up! Take my land, I just want to live!” “I don’t think so, I want you to beg for death!” I said continuing the torture. His minions whimper and beg for their lives. “Aaaahh! No no more!” He begs and cries loud enough that the microphone can easily pick it up. “Oh come now! You can do better than that!” I said getting a rotary drill and drilling it into his arm. He screams in pain and struggles, one of his arms breaks free and he tries to pull himself free. “Please no more! I don't want to die!” “Oh! But when I’m finished you’ll wish you were! This is what you get for splashing dirty water on my suit!” Said fixing his restraints. He looks at me terrified but before I can continue the sound of an air raid siren goes off in every direction and this makes his eyes widen even more and he starts thrashing around in his restraints. “Let me go! They are coming! We need to hide!”  “Why, We’re just getting started!” I said laughing. His eyes widen and he struggles harder.  “You don't get it, the angels are coming! They will kill us all! Let me go and you can use my bunker!” He pleaded. “No! I’m gonna let you burn!” I said reinforcing his restraints and leaving. I walked through a door and left it open, so the angels could enter. Not too long after leaving the warehouse an angel drops from the sky in front of me. their grin almost matching my own as they lift their sword. “Another piece of trash to destroy, oh joy.” they said in a voice that was both male and female. “I was thinking the same thing.” I said as I grabbed them by the throat and lifted them up. Once they were up, I snapped their neck. I took their weapon and scabbard and hooked it to my belt. I picked up the angel and went back into the warehouse and the demon from before was still there, I tossed the dead angel in front of him. “Order your army to follow me, or suffer the same fate as that angel.” I told him. “Ok! Ok! Fuck I order you all to work for this guy now!”  He said as he pisses himself out of fear. I snapped my fingers and released them all. I grabbed the leader by the neck. He gasps and wiggles. “Y-you said I could go!” He cried. “Pledge your loyalty to me and apologize for splashing water on me!” I told him. “Yes! yes! I am sorry for your suit, I’ll do anything you want!” He said through his gasps.  “Alright then!” I said letting him go, dropping him back onto the chair. “But if you disobey or wrong me in any way, I’ll make this torture seem like a prick on your finger by comparison!” I told him. He nods and whimpers terrified of me. “Yes! I understand I am so sorry!”  I bitch slapped him. “MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU!” I yelled while slapping him. He is knocked onto the ground and groans. “What do I have to do sir?” He asked. “Bring us all to your bunker.” I ordered him. “Yes sir right away.” He said, panicked. He gets up and starts to lead us out of the warehouse and down to some old looking apartments but before we could get any further three angels fell down around us killing him and some of my new slaves.. I mean employees. I took out the sword and killed all but one in a matter of seconds. I disarmed the angel and knocked it out. “Take that, I want it alive, for interrogation.” I said with a grin. I gathered up their weapons and put them into a small pocket dimension. Just as I finish that I spot something small moving around in an alley near me. I hear a trash can fall over and a young female voice. “Oh no so dirty, I have to clean, but the angels, but I need to clean!”  ‘Oh no, I remember that voice…… it’s Nifty, I better help her.’ I walked over to the trash cans and grabbed Nifty by her clothes and held her up. She looks up at me with her large adorable eye. “Who are you mister? Aren't you worried about the angels?” Then she gasps and points at my suit. “Your suit is dirty let me clean it please!”  I just kept smiling and turned around. “I don’t suppose anyone else knows where the fool’s bunker is?” I said pointing at the body of what would have been my general. One of them slowly raises his hand. “Um..I do b-boss, uh I’ll lead the way.” He starts to lead me but give a short burst of static to get their attention and point to the angel. “Oh um yeah.” He turns to some other men and orders them to take the angel with us. Then he leads us through the decaying city to a meat shop. Once we get inside he pays the butcher who opens up his freezer we headed inside and then he opens up a hatch on the floor that leads into a large fully furnished bunker. “Splendid, now tie that thing up.” I began. “You However shall begin cleaning up.” I told Nifty dropping her to the floor. She gasps with a cheerful squeal then rushes around cleaning up. First she dusts everything, then she starts washing dishes, then she starts laundry on bedsheets. ‘When I get back to Equestria, back in normal time, I should bring Nifty with me, Twilight would love her.’ I thought to myself. Just then the angel began waking up. “Ugh, what sinner hit me?” They said looking around before seeing me and their face lit up with a psychotic grin. “Oh, do I still get to play?” I slapped the angel. “Wipe that smile off your face!” I yelled at it. The angle starts to laugh. “You sinners are all the same.” They look at me and start turning their head slowly. “Worthless scum that needs to be destroyed.” the angle finished with their head spinning all the way around.  “Is spinning your head on 360 really necessary?” I deadpanned, raising an eyebrow. “Awww normally that makes you sinners shiver a little, even the tough ones.” The angel said, still grinning.  “I’m desensitized, so that’s not gonna work on me, and how am I scum? You and your kind have been purging us just because we made mistakes in our past lives, how can something like you possibly have gone to heaven? I know HE is forgiving, but why would he purge those who could possibly redeem themselves.” I said. I got close to the angel. “By the way, since you are here strapped to this chair, you can’t leave, I’ve been casting a spell since we arrived and I just finished it, now, you’re stuck down here, with us.” I said grinning. The face goes blank before turning into a frown. “You don't have that kind of power sinner, and it is exactly because you mortals could redeem yourself that we purge you. You think hell is overcrowded?” They chuckle like a mad person. “Heaven is so overcrowded that us angels are sick of it. If any more of you mortals show up there, we are likely to stage another rebellion and wipe out your pathetic race.” “So, you hate us because we can redeem ourselves…….. I KNEW IT!, thank you for slipping up and telling me exactly what I wanted to know!” I said taking the sword and lopping his head off. ‘This means Charlie was right, oh wait, I’ll have to wait a while until she arrives. At least I will have plenty to do here.” I thought to myself. The head of the angle laughs even while decapitated. “If you think we would risk our real selves to come down to this pit then you are a fool as well as scum.”  “Then you’re the true fool, because you have underestimated me, I already knew you weren’t really here so I’ve just been  stalling until my shadow could kill you.” I said. “Your shadow? How dumb do you think I am? You have no way of getting all the way up to heaven ha ha ha ha!” The head said before the face changes and goes blank before the sounds of a scream can be heard.  All the other demons in the room looked at the head then looked at me in fear. “I tried to warn him.” I said. My shadow came out of a portal with the true body of the angel and tossed it unceremoniously onto the ground. “Did you place the radio?” I asked. The shadow nodded and went back to its place.  “Um...what are you gonna do..sir?” One imp asked, shaking in fear.  “Spread fear, and let them know I’m a force to be reckoned with, but first we need to bring in a few scientists and engineers, they need to figure out how that thing works, and if we can make our own.” I said pointing at the false angel. The imp nods and gulps. “And the bleeding angel? More will no doubt come looking for them and try to kill us all.” “You heard it, it’s crowded up there, I just did them a favor. We shall take the body and have it stuffed and mounted after an autopsy.” I said. The imp nods and smiles a bit. “Ok sir, we will get to work.” They take the fake and real angel away.  “Je vais profiter de ça.” I said in Cajun French.