> Get Stick Bugged LOL
>  by RubyDubious
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> Just Read It Lmao
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Trixie flung herself back in her computer chair, her stomach in pain from her intense giggles. She’d done it. In all her time as a performer, she knew that there was never a surefire way to make everyone laugh. It was about knowing your audience and tailoring your routine to their tastes. However, what she had just created, had demolished this cornerstone of entertainment. A simple twelve-second video attached in the middle of another, thus cutting it off and subverting expectations. The viewer would be expecting one thing, but then, right before the punchline hit, is where her brilliance gleamed. 
A stick bug snapping itself from left to right, with the words, ‘get stick bugged lol’ emboldened near the top of the video. Her sides began to split, and her laughs could no longer be contained. The uproar of amusement triggered a knock at the door, Trixie’s girlfriend, Starlight, who was oblivious to this atomic bomb about to be dropped on comedy as a whole. 
“Hey uh, babe? Can you try and keep it down a little, I’m kind of on the phone with my -” Her muffled voice came from behind the door. A snort from Trixie cut her off as the door creaked open. 
The magician scrambled to change the tabs on her computer to something else, so as to conceal her plot. What to tab into? Netclix? No, she had been idle long enough to be logged out. One of Sunset Shimmer’s streams? No, she wasn’t streaming yet. Porn? Perfect, she won’t suspect a thing. 
Starlight’s head peeked from behind the door, her wavy hair splitting in only the ways a day off could make it. Trixie plunged her hand into her unwashed sweatpants and stared forward at her dusty laptop screen, which had some worn stickers intruding across the image. She dared not break eye contact with the video of a girl sucking her own large breasts, nor did she look away when that girl broke her lips away from the nipple, only to leak milk down on the quaint table in front of her.
“...Ok, Trixie as usual.” The door closed with a muffled sigh from behind it, and the performer resumed giggling to herself, but not before feeling warmth wash over her body. She shook her head. The time for that was later, the time for stick bugging was now. A devious grin flashed across her face as Trixie pulled her hand out of her baggy leisurewear. The video was missing something, but just what eluded her. Trixie idly lifted her hand to her nose and inhaled. The familiar, savory musk of girldick was always one that got the creative juices flowing, as well as a few others that needed to be ignored currently. 
A song! Yes, that was it! A backing track to it would make it all the more infuriating for the audience, and all the more comical for Trixie. As her hands made swift work to search for such a tune that would seed such anger, one of them couldn’t help but stray to her now tightening pants. She silently cursed her horniness always getting in the way, as it usually did. 
Trixie glimpsed Carnival_Game_Music12.mp4 on a list of royalty-free music, and she pressed play as she tenderly stroked the now growing annoyance that was freed from its cloth prison. The track sounded like someone had made it in one hour, and while angering, it was subtly so. The first few listens wouldn’t bring fury, but the fourth or fifth time hearing it would provoke rage. It was perfect. 
Trixie prepared a video of Starlight’s first time making lasagna. She’d been so excited about trying a recipe that she found online from a genuine chef, but the look on her face when she dropped it pulling it out of the oven? Trixie laughed as Starlight hit her and laughed as she helped clean up, and laughed as she ate the good portion of it that managed to avoid contact with the tile. Trixie didn’t know what the big deal was, she would’ve eaten it from the floor. Now if she could insert the video just as the dish collided with the ground...
The door clamored opened and Trixie spun around to see Starlight see Trixie’s womanhood. “You know,” Starlight began, surprised before then let out a sigh, “If it weren’t so big, I’d get a little annoyed at seeing it.” She started moving towards her girlfriend, who was rolling her chair slightly to the side to hide her plans.
“Oh yeah?” Trixie retorted nervously, her face contorting to contain a smile. “Well if you weren’t so hot, maybe you wouldn’t see it so much. Not as sizzling as Trixie, of course.” 
Starlight got to her knees, taking the now leaking member in her soft hand. “Well maybe if it didn’t smell so good, I wouldn’t wanna do this so much.” The butterflies in Trixie’s stomach took flight as she felt hot breath on her womanhood. After an inhale, Starlight enveloped the thick pink tip in her warm mouth, and electricity shot across Trixie’s body. The mouth and the spiraling of her tongue was enough to bring the magician to tremors. Just as her eyes began to roll back and her toes began to claw at the dull, grey carpet, is when she heard a pop. 
“Oh yeah, babe.” She resumed the blowjob, relieving the coldness that spawned from her throbbing member being wet. “There’s a category 4 blizzard going on outside, I just got a call from the boss saying I don’t have to come in tonight. So…” She took it down to nearly the base, her tongue snugly clinging to the shaft. “You’re stuck with me tonight.”
Trixie could only utter a shaky moan as a response, reaching a hand behind her to send the prepared video. She was close to finishing, but closer still was she about to burst out laughing at the thought of stick bugging someone for the first time. 
Suddenly, the head of her member was squeezed tightly by Starlight’s maw, and with another pop was sent into a blissful spasm and away from the thought of her prank. Trixie grabbed her girlfriend’s hair and pulled her up as she leaned in for a messy, lustful kiss. As their tongues missed their mark and covered their faces in warm saliva, Starlight stroked slowly along Trixie’s impressive rod, paying close attention with her fingers towards the frenulum. 
Trixie pulled Starlight away from her and simply stared into her eyes. It took her breath away to look into those big periwinkle eyes, and her heart leapt when they stared back. “I…” Trixie started, but her throat snagged and her face felt hot when Starlight bit her lip in anticipation as her grip tightened. The magician bit her own lip, a tinge of nervousness flowing through her. “I love you, Starlight.” 
A smile found its way on Starlight’s face, one that Trixie adored seeing. While lust coursed through both of them, an undercurrent of affection followed just underneath. Starlight brought her face in close, Trixie could feel her breath and smell her womanhood on it. “I love you too, Trixie.” She gave a quick peck, ending with her biting Trixie’s lower lip and letting it go so that it slapped wetly back in place. “I love you,” Another kiss, this time finishing with a lick across her partner’s lips, “So much.” A deep kiss, their tongues harmonizing in each other’s mouths. 
Trixie dug her nails into the back of her head, pulling her further up and into a more intense kiss. Starlight gave a few more pumps to the now throbbing hen before letting it go and throwing that arm around her lover. Trixie responded in turn by pulling her up onto the chair, which groaned upon taking their combined weight. 
The performer idly humped the back of Starlight’s sweatpants as they embraced and passionately rubbed each other. Caressing turned to scratching turned to clawing, and before long, their clothes were flung from their bodies and onto the floor as they moved towards their large unmade bed. All except for Starlight’s pants, which were torn open and her phone, which lay next to her.
“You know,” Trixie began in a faintly teasing tone, “As much as my dick makes you wanna scream, you’re gonna have to keep it down.” She pointed to the wall, which had their other girlfriend, Sunset Shimmer, who was streaming just in the next room. 
“Oh? Is that right?” Starlight grabbed the thick member and slid it against her flower, biting her lip and gently trembling with each pass along her clit. “I don’t think you could make me scream.” She facetiously beamed, issuing a challenge. 
“I could, but…” A sneer crossed Trixie’s lips as she licked them and eyed the nightstand that sat beside the bed. She slid away from her partner to open the topmost of two drawers. Inside lay various toys: Ball gags, vibrators, exotically shaped dildos, hen rings, chastity cages (Sunset was big into those), and at last, a pair of lacy, black panties from the last incursion. 
“Keep looking Trixie,” She smugly called as Trixie returned with one hand behind her back, “I don’t think you’ll find a dick that can make me -” Trixie jammed the pair of panties into her mouth and slapped her. 
“There, that ought to keep you quiet for when I,” she slid the first inch into her lover’s folds and breathed in a note of pleasure through her teeth. “Give it,” Two more inches, her toes dug into the ground once more, “To…” Starlight’s legs suddenly locked around her and pulled her in. “You!” 
Trixie stared down into those beautiful, pleading eyes once again, and her heart fluttered once more. She brought her head down near Starlight’s ear, and felt a rush when the hot exhale filtered through damp panties graced the side of her head. “I’m gonna breed you, bitch.” 
Starlight whimpered as Trixie began thrusting into her, warmth and squeezing pleasure occupied every part of her hen. Her pace was a steady rhythm of wet impacts and muffled moans. It was a thrill to know that Sunset was just a few feet from them, and her audience too. It was a rush to pin Starlight’s hands down just above her head, and it was exhilarating to feel her tighten around her member. 
This excitement built on her and quickened her pace over time, a steady increase over several minutes. Trixie couldn’t help but choke Starlight with her free hand and hear her squeal in delighted reaction. “Getting close, slut.” Trixie growled into her ear as she leaned into her lover, getting into such a position that their bodies connected and Starlight’s legs raised. “Are you ready to be bred by the great and fertile Trixie?”
Starlight uttered something suppressed by the cloth filter in her mouth. 
“Sorry?, couldn’t hear you. Try again, slut.” 
“Pleath! Pleath breeth me!”
Trixie slammed into her. “Louder, whore.” 
“Pleath breeth me! Breeth me, I’m yourth, mathe me yourth” Starlight strained to achieve the volume and was rewarded with Trixie pressing herself into the entry to her womb, electricity shot at every part of her, and both of their breaths were hot and quick. Trixie had to bit into one of Starlight’s tits as she climaxed, waves of ecstasy washing over her with each rope of hot cum flowing into her slut. Starlight would’ve screamed in pleasure were it not for her lacy gag. 
Trixie launched a volley of kisses on her face as she idly continued thrusting, her pulse pounding with the thought of another round. Then her eyes drifted towards her lover’s phone sitting plainly beside her. Trixie didn’t pull out as she reached for it, clicking it on and smirking as she opened the camera app. 
Trixie’s hand drifted to Starlight’s neck and squeezed. Click! She did the same to her breasts, which had bite marks. Click! She drifted the phone down to Starlight’s freshly bred pussy, cum blanketing just around the edges. Click! Trixie mindlessly humped as she sent the pictures to two recipients: Herself and Sunset. 
“Stay right there, there’s something else I wanna show you. Cover your pussy when I pull out, ok?” Starlight, full of warm semen and head floating on cloud nine only nodded meekly in response as she obeyed. Trixie giggled as she flew to her computer and sent the video she had made earlier to the resting partner on the bed. 
Trixie reached for the panties in Starlight’s mouth as her phone vibrated next to her. She reached for it, and dizzily smiled. “Oh, how funny, Trixie. I remember th-”
Starlight’s mouth was open just enough to convey her genuine confusion about what she was watching. Trixie couldn’t contain herself. She laughed so uproariously that she fell off her chair and onto the floor in a fit of giggles and snorts. 
“I don’t even know what to say, babe. You’ve outdone yourself with this. This is so dumb that,” A small smile made its way across her face, along with a trail of her own drool, “I think it’s actually funny.” 
“You know who’ll hate it though?” Trixie smirked.
Starlight looked up, regaining her place below Trixie’s massive hen with a grin matching her girlfriend’s. 
“Sunset!” They both beamed devilishly.
“But before that…” Trixie smirked. “I think someone screamed when they were getting filled. As if there was ever any doubt as to the sexual prowess of the great and powerful Tr-r-r-ixie!”
“Is that so? Bet you can’t do it again.” Starlight teased, spreading her leaking flower open again.
“Oh, you’re gonna get it, you slut!”



“Ok folks,” Sunset started, pointing a pair of finger guns into the camera, ”We’ve been preparing for this boss fight for weeks. Grinded for that same time trying to get our skills up to snuff, and the best equipment we can for the moment.” She straightened her bad posture and evened out her shirt which was emblazoned with the game’s logo. “Even though some drops took longer to get than others.” She highlighted an equipped ring, one which was only slightly better than her last.
“We really only get one shot at this.” She blinked. “Well, one attempt for the night. Then it’s time to head off.” Sunset parted her hair to the side as she glanced at her chat on the other monitor. She wore a warm smile when she saw Trixie’s name, but faltered when she saw a link that said, ‘click 4 free iPad.’
“Everyone, that’s one of my girlfriends, Trixie, and she’s an absolute gremlin.” She snickered. “Do you remember when she burst in and I fell out of my chair?” Sunset’s laugh stopped instantly, looking directly into the camera. “Cause I do.” 
Shaking her head slowly, she clicked the link for the free iPad, only for it to be a clip of her before she fell out of her chair. “Right, ok, very funny Trix-” The door flew open only for a stick bug to start dancing on the screen the very same frame. Sunset’s jaw hung open before she broke into mischievous laughter. “Oh, you’re gonna get it tonight, you gremlin.”
“Ok,” Sunset clapped, rubbing her hands together, “let’s see some pogchamps!” She proclaimed before walking through the boss gate, the sound of her girlfriend’s laughter coming in quietly to her left.