Sunset Shimmer dealt with enough BS in her usual life, so going to a whole other world wasn't that worrying. What's worrying is the fact that she now has a dick! Also what's this about princesses, a lost student and an avatar of destruction!?
Sunset Shimmer went through a lot of BS through the years but suddenly turning into a guy takes the cake!
Oh yeah, there's also the three 'sirens' that kept on rubbing around him, princesses who think that he's their lost student or something and an avatar of destruction that kept on saying that he needed to find his 'soulmate.'
Troublesome. If only he hadn't stolen that jewellery box from that old man then he wouldn't even be in this dumb mess!
Crossover and RGRE are going to be obvious as the story progress.
A HiE featuring Human Sunset as the Human. I've always wanted to make these so here it is!
She knew this and she had proof, whether it's in the form of numeral physical or mental scars, or her ability to thrive or survive wherever she was.
She was a survivor.
So what if the bulge from her chest moved into her crotch? So what if she was suddenly a he?
One's sex doesn't matter in a life and death situation, you die or you live. It was a lesson he learned at a young age and he still kept it to this day.
Having a dick didn't change jack shit.
Not.
Dammit! How does one deal with a boner!?
Sunset had absolutely no sexual experience, he blamed it on the fact that he was too busy with trying to survive to give a shit about such trivial things. Like taking care of rent, studying to get good schooling and steal anything that would be worth something and pawn it off.
Now that he was stranded in some dumb forest with nothing else to do? You tend to get a lot of free time and it seemed the sudden change of hormones made him rather focused on certain parts.
His cyan eyes narrowed and he gritted his teeth when he remembered the trio of assholes who got him in this mess in the first place. He roughly ran a hand through his red and yellow streak hair. What did they call themselves again? The Pooflings? The dumbasses who decided to bump into him during school when he had a magical item that he had recently stole-lings?
Sunset's lips tugged upward at what he thought, a bit too specific but still true.
Anyway, names. Maybe Badazzlings? He knew that they were cunts but if they actually had the word 'bad' in their name then it was kinda pathetic.
He shook his head, it wasn't exactly the right word but it was close.
His fingers snapped as he figured out what they were actually called.
The Dazzlings; a Mean Girls and Monster High rip off featuring Poof as the lead, Stars as the bitchy tsundere and 'lil Blue as that one ditzy chick that is hot but he'd rather not bang because he just knew that she was gonna do something.
Yes, he is indeed calling them that. They didn't deserve to be called by their actual names just yet, they gotta prove themselves first.
He clicked his tongue and dusted off the nonexistent dust from the leather jacket he was wearing, it was a bit of a cold night but nothing a good fire and his actual clothes couldn't fix.
Now if only they hadn't taken the extra clothes he had always stashed away in his backpack. They were lucky he was considerate otherwise he would have clocked them in the head and broken their spleen! Bunch of stealing mother-
It wasn't like they looked good in it or anything!
Again, they were lucky that he had packed extra clothes that day. It wasn't his fault that they looked like drowned puppies in a lake after their 'bathtime.' Wasn't his dam fault that he had a soft place for smol and sad 'lil things.
Wasn't his fault that they checked all of those boxes!
They shared the three articles of clothing between themselves; Poof wore his shirt, Stars wore his sweat pants and 'lil Blue rather liked his hoodie. They wore those clothes over their own clothes, stupid because it's a waste of fabric. Besides, don't they have fur!? Those would protect them from the cold, they had more protection than him!
Also, they weren't human. Who would've thought? Sunset knew that something was fishy about them with their sometimes inhuman strength and their rather sharp incisors along with the fact they kept on rubbing on him of all things, he didn't expect them to be actual fish.
'Sirens' they once called themselves during school and he called bullshit, that is until the past few days.
He stared at the moon blankly before looking away, a hand rubbing the hair growing in his chin with a frown.
They looked kinda adorable. They didn't have fins anywhere like a fish but they do have floppy pony looking horse ears that nestled in between the top of their hair, poking out and flicking from side to side. They didn't exactly look like they had scales nor did they have fish legs.
They had... fingers? He didn’t know if you could even call them fingers, they certainly looked like it but they didn’t have nails so it looked more like furry knubs.
They also had these horsey looking legs instead, with hooves on where their feet were supposed to be. He still had no idea how they could balance themselves upright with the belugas they called their chest, especially since they don't have a bra but they said that their tail was all they needed for balance.
His eyes flicked to the said article of clothing that was drying by the fire, his face turning red momentarily before he forcefully removed the warmth from his cheeks by staring at the moon above.
They… weren't that bad, he supposed.
After surviving in the wilds with them for about a week, it kind of made him desensitized to their dumb antics and it was kind of nice to be in a group that wasn’t usually sketchy as fuck.
He still didn't get why they kept on rubbing him though, they were lucky that they didn't shed unless wanted because, with the amount of times they kept on rubbing on him, he would've had tons of fur sticking on his clothes.
Those were always a bitch to clean.
"HEYYY SUNNY!! WE GOT DINNERRR!!" A holler from 'lil Blue struck his ears from behind and he glanced behind his shoulder to the sight of Lil Blue and Stars carrying some kind of chicken snake hybrid, Poof was leading them with a proud smirk on her face as they entered the clearing not a hair, cloth and fur out of place other than the glowing of the red gems literally embedded in between their chests.
How’d he know about that? Because they kept on shoving his head in between those pillows and with the amount of time he had in between them, you kind of notice something as big as a gem just glowing red in between their breasticles.
There was also that puffing thing. If they kept on doing that, he'd have to just rub their head and give them words of encouragement, they were just too cute and he knew that if they found out about his weakness, they were going to weaponize their cuteness against him and that’s not allowed.
He had a reputation dammit!
Luckily, they still thought that he was some kind of hard ass and left him alone if he looked a bit angrier than normal.
A relief, really.
"About time!" Sunset shouted back as he stood up from the trunk of a tree he used as a seat. "Get tree of your asses over here! I'll skin and cook the damn thing!"
‘Lil Blue giggled, Stars just rolled her eyes and Poof still looked smug as shit, her hands on her curvaceous hips as all three of them came closer.
They may look like some weird mixture between human and horse now but that didn’t change the fact that Sunset may have gotten a bit attached.
Maybe he’ll keep them around for a while.
Just for a little while.
His eyes turned to his bag that rested by a tree and as if he had x-ray vision, he could just see and feel the box that had brought them here just laying inside.
Just until he managed to understand just what brought them here.
Sunset blinked when he noticed that something wasn't as tight as before and looked at his cargo pants, a relieved look formed on his face at what he saw.
Good, his boner was gone. It'd be weird explaining how he got it in the first place to the fish trio.
"Oi, Shimmer. Stop staring at your crotch and come help us!" Sunset heard Stars shout and he could feel a spark of annoyance growing inside of him.
Yeah, he could already feel his attachment dwindling away.
The fuck did he see in them again?
“Shut up you grouchy fuck!” He growled, his boots crunching the poor grass below as he stomped over. Now he knew what he saw in them, they were the only sentient creature near him.
Another day has passed and it had been about two weeks since he and the girls have been dumped in this dumb forest.
Sunset let out a yawn as he did his patrol, which is him just swinging from branch to branch around the campsite. He stopped and jumped down from a tree and scanned the clearing as he leaned on the bark, the girls were out and about probably doing whatever siren horse girls do.
He didn't bother to ask.
The... dynamic of their relationship was odd, to say the least.
They weren't exactly friends but they weren't exactly enemies, they couldn't be acquaintances either with how much time they spent together. Most of their time together was mostly physical -the platonic type obviously- with them just cuddling whenever they go to sleep because apparently the 'grass wasn't comfy enough,' their exact words, not his. They even climb on him whenever they aren't scouring for food and materials, as if he was some kind of monkey bar.
Sure they talk... somewhat, is insulting each other talking? He didn't exactly know. Poof was mostly physical, not even bothering to say good morning whenever he woke up to that poofy hair of hers which was annoying the first few times but he got used to it after day three.
Stars was still an asshole, both of them just trading barbs and fighting on the grass when one of them managed to set one of each other off. The number of times he got bit by the crazy bitch was too much to count, luckily he also manages to bite back and shove her off him most of the time. Payback you cunt!
Then there was 'Lil Blue, she was okay. A cuddle bug who really wanted hugs and head pats like a fucking dog, it was weird at first but like he did with Poof, he got used to it. 'Lil Blue was the only one he could hold an actual decent conversation with within their odd group, which he appreciated because he needed social interaction that isn't insults or just silence.
He still didn't get what's Poof's and Star's problem, ignoring him and insulting him wherever he went. He was trying to be polite! Isn't that what you do with people who you're stranded with?
What a bunch of entitled fuckers, would've loved to bash their brains in if it weren't for the fact that 'Lil Blue was attached to them. He couldn't believe how they are even related to one another but...
His eyes glanced towards the remains of the campfire and remembered.
But what happened yesterday proved differently. Sure, they may act different, a whole 'lotta different from each other but they do care. He clicked his tongue and dropped down to the grass and began to do push-ups to occupy his time, not much to do since he had already scanned the clearing.
As he continued his push-ups, his body went on autopilot and his mind went elsewhere.
He knew that he wasn't back in his world, the changes on the three furries would've made it obvious. That and a large amount of different flora and animals that aren't usually seen, basically everything was too different to be his world.
He stilled when a thought entered his mind, if he was in another world then he may have left something... important.
He shot up from his lying position and ran towards his bag which was just casually leaning on a tree, his knees sliding on the grass as his fingers short towards the zipper but no matter how hard he tried, it couldn't unzip due to how much he kept on shaking. He had to forcefully still himself as he jaggedly unzipped it, the moment there was enough space to see inside, he shoved his hands inside and shuffled around to find what he needed.
The moment his fingers brushed against familiar leather, he gripped it tentatively and brought it out carefully. In his hand was a worn leather folding wallet, it wasn't the one he used to store his cash, instead, it was used to store something much more valuable. He flicked it open and his eyes were met with a faded face, he could feel his worry dwindling away as he let out a sigh of relief.
He thumped his forehead against the tree, a relieved smile on his face as he flipped it close and placed it into the zipped pockets of his cargo pants.
Good... it would've sucked if he were to have forgotten it at the house, it was great that he always brought his valuables with him wherever he went. He gritted his teeth and got up, his hand patting his pants down as he frowned.
How could he have forgotten this valuable?
His thoughts skidded to a halt when he felt himself get shoved into the tree before him, his body tense and ready to throw whoever decided to attack him but he stopped when his eyes caught sight of the familiar blue of well... 'Lil Blue. So he settled with a scoff and a shrug of his shoulder -a weak attempt to remove her and to keep face- as he straightened himself, he could feel his lips tugging upwards as she literally hanged off him.
He knew that they were short, shorter than his height as a girl -She was a 5'8 but it seemed the sex change boosted his biology, making him above 6 feet atleast- but now that the trio had become a bunch of horsey furries, It was as if they have shrunken. They were two -maybe one and a half if he was being generous- heads shorter than him now, the highest they can reach was in between his pectorals and collar bone, it was adorable.
What wasn't adorable was the fact that every time he had to talk to at least one of them, he had to look down and in turn stare at their chest. Honestly, being this tall was a bit of a nuisance. He was a bit glad that whoever brought them here also made their clothes fit their new bodies and sizes, it would've been a bitch to wear his sizes from before.
He felt 'Lil Blue nip and squeeze her blue-furred arms around his neck and he couldn't help but roll his eyes feeling a bit exasperated with how she was acting, just because they looked like actual animals didn't mean they have to actually act like it. Biting and rubbing all over him like some kind of dumb pest, so annoying.
"Heya Sunny~ Watcha doing?" He heard her whisper right next to his ear, he shivered slightly when her lips brushed against his earlobe but that was his only reaction. He just smirked and grabbed onto her thighs and wrapped it around his waist for better leverage as he began to walk around to occupy his time. If 'Lil Blue was here, then that meant that the other two were probably close by.
"Where are the others?" He asked, deflecting her question as he glanced behind his shoulder for a minute before continuing his walk around the clearing with his package in tow.
She hummed before nuzzling his neck, "Adagio sent me here to check up on you, trying to see if you're alright being alone" she said, her snoot pushing away the collar of his leather jacket to gain access to his skin to which she once again nipped onto.
Sunset mulled it over before rolling his eyes once again, this wasn't the first time he was left alone, they were acting like he had separation anxiety and he'd go out and search for them like a dumbass. "You three do know that this ain't the first time of me surviving alone right? I'll be fine while the three of you go do whatever the three of you do." Silence prevailed for a few moments as he tried to see what else he should add. "Although if you do indeed want to permanently leave, then you three gotta gimme back my clothes. Those are mine and I'm not just letting you three leave with it."
"Well, you're in luck Shimmer." He turned to his right and rose a brow when Poof spoke, Stars following from behind as they entered the clearing. "Because we aren't leaving, your clothes are rather comfy and the fact that you get pissy whenever we wear them is a rather delightful sight."
"Yeah yeah, whatever you say, Poof." Sunset waved away what the lead siren just said, a fond yet annoyed look on his face as he walked towards them. "Just admit that you like my company," He said, his head cocked to the side as he grinned down at them as he neared.
Stars just scoffed and checked her nonexistent nails. Poof seemed to have taken it as a challenge with how she now had a hand on her hip and leant forward, a rather sensual smirk on her face which widened as she caught sight of Sunset's eyes going downwards and towards a rather obvious set.
The only guy seemed to have noticed just where his eyes were going and immediately snapped it back to Poof's face, the tips of his ears growing a bit red at what just happened. He turned a bit redder when Poof hummed, her lips tugging even wider.
"It seems that the roles are rather reversed, Sunset." He swear he heard her purr, he couldn't help but shiver at how she said his name. He had to forcefully stop himself from stepping back when she stepped closer, his eyes narrowed and his fists clenched as he stilled. Who did this girl think she is? Thinking she could intimidate him of all people! "You enjoy our company, don't confuse them." she continued with a flick of her wrist as she straightened herself.
Sunset clicked his tongue and bent down to her level, his cyan eyes glaring into Poof's raspberry one.
"Say that when you stop snuggling me Poof, then maybe I'll stop confusing them." He grinned and began to make way to the campfire, he already noticed that the sun was beginning to set and they can't exactly see in the dark. He continued his stride, even when Blue had decided to jump off his back midway.
"Now come on! Stop standing there like a bunch of statues, it's nearly dinner and I want to eat!" He shouted.
A poke to his side caught his attention and he shifted his sight to 'Lil Blue. He didn't bother to ask, he just simply rose a brow.
"Adagio isn't gonna take that lightly, y'know. So good luck!" was all she said as she skipped past him.
Sunset just rolled his eyes, squared his shoulders and shot a smirk behind his shoulder, his eyes connecting to Poof's which seemed to have a certain glint in her eyes. Stars seemed a bit worried but when she caught sight of his, she just placed a thumb and swiped it across her jugular, the worry in her eyes replaced with an excited glint.
That in turn, excited him.
"Bring it on! I've always wanted a challenge," He announced loudly, a grin now on his face.
Bring it on Poof! I'll beat your ass to the ground!