> Button Mash and a Timberwolf fuck
>  by Banana Pie
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> Chapter 1
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Button Mash walked though the woods angrily. "It's not fair!" he said, kicking a rock. "Just because I like playing on video games doesn't mean I'm obsessed and in need of a break!" Button Mash pouted. He then stopped and looked around. "I'm not in Whitetail woods. I'm deep in the Everfree."

Button Mash heard a growl behind him. He froze. Something came up behind him. And... licked him? Button Mash let out a confused moan as he felt a tongue lick his balls. He looked behind himself in confusion. A timberwolf pup stood behind him. The pup gave another lick. Button Mash had seen his fair show of naughty games. Even simple licking felt way better then his fast masturbation. Button Mash had a thought. If this pup was horny, Button Mash wouldn't have a need for the naughty games. If he could keep it. Then he wouldn't keep getting that disappointed look from his mom. Button Mash felt slightly weird about his first time being with a dog, though.

"Whoa. I guess it's mating season for you guys." Button Mash turned around. The pup growled and looked as if it would run off. Button Mash sat down and laid on his back. He then spread his legs, letting his cock fully show. He stroked it and watched as it unsheathed. The pup slowly approached. It began to lick Button's balls, before slowly working it's way up to his medinal ring. "Fuck" Button Mash moaned. The pup began licking faster. Button Mash used his left hoof to keep his cock steady as the pup licked it like crazy. "Ah..." The tongue moved up and down his cock, seeming to now just where to lick. Button Mash felt a pressure building up. He grabbed the pup's head. It barked in shock. During that bark, Button Mash shoved the head so his cock was in its mouth. The wolf seemed to understand and moved its tongue about his cock. Button Mash was pleased when the pup started bobbing its head. "Ahh... yeah... like THAT!"

Button Mash looked in shock as the pup brought it's muzzle down to his balls. "Holy fuck you're deepthroating me!" The pup seemed to close it's lips. It was now sucking Button Mash off. He let out a loud moan. "Y-you're wo-ahhh-wood. How are you doing that?" The wolf looked up to Button Mash. It began to pull off. "Hey! Don't do that!" The pup slowly pulled up. At Button Mash'es tip, it rushed back down, deepthroating him again. Button Mash moaned loudly. "Wow."

Buttom Mash knew he would cum soon from this. He moved the wolf away from himself. "Hold up. I got an idea." He tried to walk behind the wolf. It turned to look at him. "No, stop that." Button Mash tried to run behind it. The pup saw this as a game and began to run in a circle, keeping pace with Button Mash. "Augh! Just hold still please!" he shouted in complaint. To his surprise, the pup listened.

"Okay? Please worked. Somehow." Button Mash moved to the back end of the timberwolf. He lifted the tail up. "Wha!?" He took a step back in shock. The timberwolf was a boy. It's cock was a shade of light green. "I- what!?" The idea of having sex with a dog was strange enough. But a male? Buttom Mash wasn't sure what to think.

The timberwolf looked back at Button Mash, but didn't move. It quickly brought it's upper half down and slightly spread it's hind legs apart, wagging its tail. Button Mash took another step back out of surprise. "Um. I'm not sure what to think of this..." The pup let out a whine and wagged it's tail harder.

"Some guys do prefer a guys hole to a girls..." Button Mash thought to himself. "I guess it couldn't hurt to try?" Button Mash blushed. A vagina would be kinda easy to enter. "I'll do my best" he said to himself. 

Button Mash mounted the timberwolf. "Okay..." Button Mash used one of his front hooves to hold his cock steady. Button Mash found the hole, and shoved in.

"Holy fuck!" he moaned. "Wow." He let out a sigh. The wolf let out a pleasured moan. He once wondered what a tight ass actually felt like. It was amazing, and warmer then he expected. Button Mash realized he was only half way in. He pulled out slightly, before shoving deeper inside.

Button Mash picked up speed, moving his cock in and out of the timberwolf. The walls of its ass clung tightly to his dick. "S-so goood!" The two of them panted heavily. Button Mash fucked the wolf harder. Their balls began to slap against each others. Button Mash could feel that pressure rising, and fucked the pup faster. "I'm- I'm gonna!" He felt the walls of the wolf's ass clamp down on his dick. The pup had just cummed. Button Mash pounded the wolf faster. "I'm cumming!" he shouted, as a hot liquid left his cock. He shoved his cock all the way in, hilting the pup. His jaw hung open, and his tongue stuck out. "Ahh~..."

Button Mash slowly pulled out. As he did so, he could feel his cum pour out of the wolf and down both their legs. The timberwolf collapsed. Button Mash, worried, rushed to it's front. "H-Hey! Are you alright!?" he asked. The pup gave a smile, before licking Button Mash'es face. Button Mash let out a sigh of relief.

"Heh. I guess you are alright." he said with a small laugh. Button Mash looked at his legs. "Think you could clean me off?" he asked the timberwolf. It let out a soft bark. Button Mash sat down and leaned back, putting his arms behind himself for support. "I guess I outa give you a name. How does... Willow sound?" The pup let out a happy bark as it approached Button Mash. "Willow it is!"

Willow sniffed Button Mash'es legs. He began to eagerly lick the cum off them. Button Mash let out a groan. The pup soon licked up all the cum from his legs. It turned it's attention to Button's cock. The boy let out a mix of a giggle and a moan as the pup licked the cum off of his dick. 

"Whew." Button Mash smacked his lips. He was thirsty. "Guess I better get you home. But first, you need a collar." Button Mash looked around, trying to find something that would say: Pet.

Willow sniffed Button Mash'es face, before giving it a lick. "Heh heh! Stop it!" Button Mash playfully said, shoving away Willow while getting up. He turned his attention back to find vines for a makeshift collar and leash.

"You are in danger, that is true! For a timberwolf is behind you!" Zecora shouted, running towards Button Mash. She pulled the child away and took out a knife. She tackled the timberwolf.

"Wait! Don't hurt Willow!" Button Mash shouted as Zecora's knife came down. It stopped right before it touched the neck.

"You tell me to stop? You make me choke. No timberwolf is a joke." Zecora said, turning her head to look at Button Mash. She kept the blade at the throat.

Button Mash was worried for Willow, but he also had no idea what the heck Zecora meant. "Huh?" he asked, tilting his head to the left.

Zecora sighed. "A cub, this wolf may be. But it is still quite deadly. You want it to live, that is a shock. Now tell me why it's life should not stop."

Button Mash blushed as he tried to think of an answer that wasn't inappropriate. "Because I want to keep him as a pet!" he shouted.

Zecora arched a brow. The timbercub squirmed beneath her. She applied more pressure on the neck, causing the pup to stop. "You tell a lie, that I see. What's the real reason? Tell me!" Zecora answered. 

"I-uh..." Button Mash stuttered. His mind was blank of all but one answer.

"Tell me a reason it should remain alive. Or I saw remove it's head with this knife." Zecora proclaimed.

"Because I had sex with him!" Button Mash blurted out. Zecora dropped the knife in shock.

"I do not know what to say!" Zecora said in a weirded out voice. Button Mash looked down shamefully. Zecora got off of the pup, who quickly got up and ran to hide behind Button Mash. "Though I'd like to ask a personal question, if that's okay."

"If it means you won't kill Willow, sure ask away." Button Mash replied.

"During your moments of intimacy, who bottomed, or was the lady?" Zecora asked.

Button Mash was actually kind of shocked why she would want to know. "Willow... 'Bottomed.'" Button Mash answered. Zecora nodded, then walked off. 

Button Mash sat down. Zecora acted so causally that he was too confused to do shit.
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THAT IZ AT FORZ CHUPTA 1!!!
MOR CUMMOING UR WAY!!!
> Chapter 2: Town (No Sex)
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WARNING. THIS CHAPTER WILL INCLUDE: NO SEX SCENES, AND POSSIBLE PINKIE RAGE DEMON. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE PROPER GRAMMAR, FEAR, AND LACK OF SEX.  KILL ME

Button Mash got up off the ground. "Okay..." His mind was still a bit dumb at how causally Zecora had acted. "Uhh..." He walked to a tree and grabbed a vine. He put a knot and a loop in it, then put it on Willow. His mind vaguely thought about putting a knot in Willow. This thought was enough to bring him back to his senses.

"Uhhhh..." Button Mash shook his head. "Okay... That was odd." Button Mash shook his head again. "Come on. We should get going."  Willow let out a bark of agreement. "Just one problem... I think I'm lost..."

A rustle was hear in the bushes, and Zecora entered the clearing. She let out a sigh. "I will help you out of the Everfree. Just come back, and report all the hound's actions to me."

"Huh? Why?" Button Mash asked. Willow growled and hid behind Button Mash.

"A timberwolf is hard to catch, but now you fuck one in the snatch. Of it's behaviors, I wish to learn. As all other, I choose to burn. On such creatures, there has been no research."

Button Mash tilted his head. "Huh?"

Zecora let out an annoyed sigh. "Stop and think about what I have said. The message was simple. Should get in your head."

Button Mash thought about it for a few moments. "Ohhh... You wanna do research on timberwolves, because I have one."

Zecora nodded. "Yes that's it, now you see." She then turned to her left. "To leave the forest, follow me."
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LATER
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Button Mash and Willow dashed across the street,  jumping behind another dumpster. Button Mash gave a quick look around. "Almost there. Don't you worry."

"Worry about what?" Button Mash whipped his head around to face a smiling Pinkie.

"AH! Where'ed you come from!?" Button Mash shrieked in shock.

Pinkie gave a grin. "I just came over. Hey, why are you two hiding? And what's that weird sme-" Pinkie's eyes widened, her cheerful expression being replaced with one of shock. "I-er-um..." Pinkie looked at Willow and Button, her face a fierce red. "I-um-oh... Say Button Mash? Why- not that I'm judging you or think anything wrong with it, but; Button Mash, why do you have a timberwolf for a girlfriend?"

Button Mash stared wide-eyed at Pinkie for a moment,  shocked. Willow seemed confused and lied down beside Button. "H-How could you tell!?"

Pinkie shivered, a slight look of horror on her face. "The smell. Uuuugh! Once when I was a kid, I tracked the scent of... it, to my parents bedroom." She shivered. "What I saw scarred me for life. Kept me a virgin so far too. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing..." Pinkie rubbed her chin in concentration and thought, before remembering she was talking to a child.

Button Mash looked at Pinkie oddly. "Wait, you're still a virgin? I thought you were a slut!" Button Mash quickly covered his mouth with his hooves at what he said.

Pinkie shook her head fiercely. "Nonononopidynah. Still a virgin here." Her head stopped shaking and she turned to face Button Mash. She began petting Willow on the head. "Wait. Why do you think I'm a slut?"

"Uhhhhh... It's what everypony thinks?" Button Mash said cautiously. 

"WHAT!?" Pinkie's eyes went wide with shock.

Button Mash winced. 'I can't believe I'm having this conversation' "Well, Mom gossips with other moms sometimes. They really don't think the children listen, but I was really bored that day. Loads of ponies think you have... adult parties with strangers. They think that's why ponies give you so many large tips." A bit of sweat began to form on his face. Pinkie silently stared at him, her face showing no emotion. She rolled her hoof in a "continue" fashion. "Twilight apparently has been trying to find where you hold these parties, to confront you and convince you to stop. There's a dad who apparently brags about being you being his 'favorite meatfuck' and you loving that, or something. And... apparently, Mrs. Cake is considering a divorce, because she thinks Mr. Cake is cheating on her with you."

Pinkie stared with a blank expression. A few small flames were in her eyes. "Please don't hurt me!" Button Mash whimpered. Willow, seeing Button distressed, walked over to nuzzle him.

Pinkie shook her head, now wearing her usual smile, but still having literal fire in her eyes. "Oh, I'm not going to hurt you, silly." she said in a cheerful voice. "Now then, what's the name of the daddy who says I love being his meatfuck?" The tip of hair that dangled in front of her face reshaped to look like the head of a double bladed war axe. A small sword of hair also formed, grinding against the ax with the sound of metal. A dark aura seemed to surround her.

Button Mash gulped. "It-It's Snails' dad." Willow whimpered and bit Button Mash'es tail, dragging him backwards. Willow then went in front of Button Mash and sat down.

"Thanks for letting me know!" The darkness faded, and the flames went out. "Well, see ya!" Pinkie poofed away, leaving a dust cloud in the shape of her getting ready to run.

Button let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. He then also realized he was covered in cold sweat, and his heart was racing. His mind then remembered of how some games gave you tips on what to do so you don't die. 'Baker Tip 17: Never get Pinkie peeved. Or else you're screwed, fucked, boned, and banged. And in no good way.'

"Let's head home, okay?" Button Mash said to Willow. Willow let out a soft bark.
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LATER
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Button Mash looked at the alley way beside his house.  There was now a video game tavern front made of wood covering the entrance, with a door a kid could fit through. There was a note on the small door. "Thanks for letting me know" was the message. 

Button Mash quickly opened the door and ran through, Willow following closely behind. "Sound I be worried that Pinkie made a covering for the alley way beside my home?" Button Mash frowned as he saw steps leading up to his window. "Nice of her to do this. But also kinda creepy..." Button Mash was actually glad she did this, as he didn't actually plan this far ahead. He crawled through the window with his new animal, and found a book on how to care for dogs on the bed. There was also a golden dagger. Covered in ketchup.

Button Mash stared, before shaking his head. "Okay. Helped out Pinkie Pie, so now she has helped out me. And given me a knife. For some reason. And I'm afraid to even guess the reason." 

Button Mash smacked the side of his head. "I need to tell mom about Willow!" he exclaimed. He hummed a happy tune as he left his room. He heard his mom talking to other moms in the living room, and decided to listen in on the conversation from the hall.

"I'm telling you, it's true!" Mrs. Snails exclaimed. "Big Mac is having sex with his own dog!"

Mrs. Mash shook her head. "I know Big Mac. He's too good to do something so foul and disgusting!" Button Mash'es ears flattened to his head at that statement. He then heard the sound of someone loudly slurping a drink, then a burp.

"Look," Pipsqeak's mother said, wiping her lips, "The idea of Big Mac having sex with his dog sounds about as true as Pinkie being a slut."

"I'll drink to that." came Mrs. Cake's voice.

"I think both idea's are false, so no booze or tea drinking for you two." Button Mash tilted his head in confusion at the voice. How did Pinkie get invited?

"Pinkie!" came a collective shout. 'Guess she wasn't invited'.

"Pinkie! What are you doing here?" Mrs. Cake asked, a bit of anger in her voice.

"Oh, I came here to beat up whoever has been spreading rumors of me being a slut." Pinkie said cheerfully. "After all, I'm still a virgin who never has even kissed anypony else other then my sisters on the face cheeks."

There was a bit of a silence. "Y-you mean... You aren't?" Mrs. Cake asked nervously.

"Not a slut at all! Also, you should really apologize to your husband." Pinkie said. There was the sound of a chair moving. Button Mash guessed she either left, or was now facing Snails' mom. "Also, I need to beat up your husband, because he's apparently been saying I'm fucking with him. ByE hAvE a NiCe DaY!" There was a clatter of chairs hitting the ground as Pinkie spoke in a demonic- yet cheerful- voice. Button Mash rushed back to his room, as to not get caught.

Button Mash looked at Willow. "Willow, please stay here, and stay hidden. I need to do something real quick." Button Mash left out his window and walked to the front door. He opened it and stepped aside, as Pinkie zoomed out.  The other moms were also leaving.

Button Mash calmly walked to the living room. "Hi mom! I have a question."

"Yes Button?" Mrs. Mash asked.

"Can I have a dog?" Button Mash asked hopefully.

"Sorry honey. No."

"..." 'well buck.' Button Mash thought to himself.

"Button, what's with that face?" Mrs. Mash asked.

'Buck.' "Uhh... No reason..." Button Mash slowly said.

Mrs. Mash looked at her son skeptically, before shaking her head. "If you say so."
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wnce agon sorry fo lak of sex and fer da propr gremmer.
NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE SEX I SWEAR ON THE WONDER OF BANANAS!
> Chapter 3: *CLEVER CHAPTER SEX TITLE HERE*
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HELL)OE IT IS THE CHAPTER YAZ

It had been almost a week since Button Mash had brought Willow home.  Pinkie had done a great job helping Button Mash keep Willow hidden, for which Button was grateful. What he wasn't grateful for were all the gay magazines she left. And the very very sharp golden dagger.

Button Mash wasn't into guys. And he didn't need porn magazines. The very reason he actually brought Willow was so he wouldn't need the porn games so often.

But that's besides the point. 'The point is' Button Mash kept telling himself, 'is that I'm not gay'.

Three days ago, Button Mash found that it had taken longer then usual to cum when fapping to the porn games. He simply thought that it was because he preferred Willow's ass to his hoof.  One day ago, a random thought came to Button Mash of being fucked instead of fucking. Ever since then, he's been trying to convince himself that he wasn't gay.

But the thought of being fucked just kept bouncing around in his head. Then he remembered something Pinkie once told him. "At times you can get a thought. Stupid or smart, doesn't matter. If it keeps being in your noggin and you can't get rid of it, either ignore it until you Pop! Or do it!"

Button Mash set down his remote controller and looked under the bed at Willow, who was napping in a dog basket. "H-hey Willow? Come up on the bed."

Willow raised his head and gave a worried look. He could hear the nervousness in Button's voice. Willow crawled out and quickly sat next to Button Mash.

"I-um..." Even talking to his pet, Button Mash found the words hard to say. "C-can you..." A strong blush formed on Button Mash'es face. Rather then speaking, he turned and raised his ass in the air, while lowering his front. He heard a surprised "Yip!" then a thud. He quickly turned around and saw Willow had fallen off the bed, a shocked look on the pup's face.

Button Mash gave a shy smile. "You alright bud?" In response, the pup's dick poked out of it's sheath. "Heh. I guess you are."

Button Mash let out a nervous chuckle. He considered whether to be on his back or on his chest, before deciding on his chest. He told himself it was because he was too nervous to be facing Willow during it, but it was more out of fear of the actual realization of getting fuck in the ass. (If you're gay and faced the same situation, [Regardless of species] then you know what I mean.)

Button Mash gulped as he laid down. on the middle of his bed. "You... You're alright with me 'bottoming', right?" The response he got was not one he expected.

Willow bit on Button's tail and dragged him so his butt was slightly over the foot of the bed. "Please be gentle!" Button Mash quickly said, before remembering that Willow probably couldn't understand him.

Button Mash did his best to relax to let a dick in. But instead of a hard cock, he felt a wet tongue. He raised his head to look at Willow, who was gently licking Button's ass cheeks. Button Mash let out a soft moan as he felt the tongue go over his ass hole. "W-why does that FEEL GOOD!" He clenched the blankets as he felt the tongue force it's way into his anal passage. "Ah~!"

Willow buried his tongue in deep, enjoying the taste of Button Mash. Button Mash however, bit his hoof in an attempt to let let out any moans. Willow began to move his tongue in and out. The pup's tongue moved over Button's prostate, sending an odd sensation across his spine.

"Ah, ah yes~" Button Mash moaned quietly, shifting his body slightly as he felt his cock twitch from beneath his stomach. "Wait, wha?" The feeling was a feeling he knew well. "It hasn't even- MNPH!" Button Mash bit into his pillow as he cummed, his body tensing before relaxing. His jaw relax, and his tongue fell out of his mouth in a rather cute manner. "AH!~" Willow pulled his tongue and jumped up on the bed, before crawling on Button Mash'es back. He gently put his tip to Button Mash'es lubed asshole and began pushing.

"AH WAIT NO DON'T!" Button Mash spasmed in fear, throwing Willow off the bed in the process. "I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm just not ready I'm-" Button Mash once again stopped, remembering Willow couldn't even understand him. He hopped off the bed and looked at Willow. "Sorry." he said sheepishly. "I didn't mean-" Button Mash let out a sigh. "I wish you could understand me..."

Button Mash helped Willow back onto the bed, hanging his head. He then noticed that Willow was still hard. "I can't go more then once a day..." Button Mash didn't want to leave Willow blue-balled. But he didn't have the stamina to fuck Willow. And he didn't want to get fucked. An idea came to Button Mash. 

He moved Willow over to his pillows, so Willow's head and bit of back was against the pillows. Button Mash moved apart Willow's legs. Willow let out a confused sound. He then let out a yip as Button Mash licked his tip.

Button Mash licked his lips. Willow's cock was a bit... salty. Button Mash laid down and brought his muzzle down the the pups dick. He gently licked Willow's balls, before moving upwards, giving gentle licks. At the tip, he opened his mouth and took the cock inside, sucking and licking. Willow moaned from the blowjob, giving Button a feeling of pride. Button Mash moved his head downwards, trying to fit the whole cock in his mouth. He had a couple inches left. Button Mash tried to deepthroat-

Only to end up gagging and coughing. He quickly pulled off, coughing. "Guess I can't deepthroat." He lowered his head again, taking as much as he could, before bobbing his head up and down. He swirled his tongue up and down as well. Button Mash pulled off and focused on the knot. He licked them eagerly, enjoying the taste and scent. He then moved again to suck Willow's dick, this time bobbing his head a bit faster. He heard Willow let out out a whimper, then felt Willow's cock twitch.

Button Mash moved his head as low as he could as Willow cummed. Button Mash quickly moved his head off of Willow's cock as his mouth was quickly filled with cum. Button Mash gulped down what he had, licking his lips. 'Willow's cum taste better then I thought it would' he thought to himself.

"You really got to be more quiet. Thankfully I-"

"AH!" Button Mash jumped away from Pinkie. "Were you watching the whole time!?"

Pinkie frowned and stuck out her tongue. "Ew! No. I'm a virgin, not a pervert."

Button Mash took a step away. "Why do you have an ax?"

Pinkie removed the double bladed war ax from her back. "Uhh... That's not important. Point is I sound proofed your door and window." Pinkie shoved the ax into her mane. Gummy fell out with the ax. "Gummy! No, put that away." She grabbed Gummy and the ax and shoved both into her mane. Gammy fell back out with a smaller version of the ax. Pinkie grabbed Gummy. "Excuse me for a moment."

Pinkie headed over to the corner. "Gummy, put that away right now! You are not going into the battles, and that's final!" she scolded quietly. Gummy crawled back into Pinkie's mane. "Sorry about that. Bye!" Pinkie jumped out the window and ran off.

Button Mash stared for several minutes, before moving to close the window. He found out it was already closed. As in Pinkie never opened it. "I- what!?" Button Mash shook his head. "I... I don't know what to say..."
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TERE IZ UR GAY STUF HOP U ENJOYED!!!
MORE GAY STUFF CUMMING UR WAY!
(And maybe some fluff.)


The most ironic thing is, even though this story will be extremely gay, I myself am not attracted to either/any gender [Except cows. For some reason. Then again, y'all have no reason to think that as weird, as you are fapping/fingering to a pony colt sexxing a wolf pup/cub].
ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER!
Next chapter will include more weird Pinkie and blowjob advice. No sex. So.... yeah. Sorry.
OH! And if there are any sex position or fetish you guys/gals want in the story, just let me know in the comments. I'll determine whether Button Mash would ever do said stuff and whatnot. 
ABSOLUTELY NO SCAT (literally shit eating, for those of you who did not know.) AND NO GORE!
> Chapter 4, No sex. Sorry.
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On a fine sunny day, a small brown colt sat in a desk in the back of a room. 

Button Mash tapped his hoof against his desk impatiently. He glared at the clock, as if trying to will it to move faster. He let out a sigh, and glanced away. A few ideas bounced through his head. 'Where could I go to learn how to deepthroat?' Button  let out another sigh. His eyes landed at Sweetie Belle. He watched her for a moment, out of boredom. Sweetie Belle turned her head, catching Button Mash staring.

Sweetie Belle gave Button Mash an odd look. As best as he could describe, it was a smirk mixed with a "knowing look". Button Mash found it weird, and quickly looked away. He focused back on the clock, before glancing over the room. His attention was caught by Sweetie Belle, as she swung her tail from side to side.

Button Mash thought it seemed like Sweetie was trying to act like a dog. An image of Sweetie Belle with dog ears and a collar quickly appeared in Button Mash'es mind. He almost let out a giggle at how cute the thought was.

Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, the bell rang. Button Mash tried in vain to rush from the back of the room to the front, as everypony else bolted for the door as well.

"Button Mash. Please stay for a few minutes." Cheerilee's voice sounded stressed. "Sweetie Belle, leave."

Button Mash and Cheerilee waited as the class emptied. Cheerilee walked over to a window. "Sweetie Belle, I know you're there. Diamond Tiara, Sweetie Belle, there is no gossip to collect." She waited a few seconds before speaking again. "If you do not leave right now, you two will get three months detention and triple homework." Two "eeps" were heard, then the sound of hooves running away.

"That's better." Cheerilee sat down at her desk. "Do you know why I asked you to stay after?"

Button Mash shook his head. "No. Am I in trouble?"

Cheerilee let out a "why me" sigh. "You're rather young... Have your parents ever told you where babies come from? Or given you the talk on birds and bees?"

"Whyyyyyyy?" Button Mash took a step back.

"Ugh..." Cheerilee rubbed her chin. "Is there a certain pony in class you admire to a want to date sort of thing?"

Button Mash took another step back.

Cheerilee suddenly slammed her head into her desk. She raised her head and rubbed her muzzle. "Okay long chat short, you have a boner."

"What?" It took a few seconds for Button Mash to process what his teacher just said. "Wait what!?" Button Mash looked down between his legs, before looking back up with a blush. "Oh gosh."

Cheerilee pulled out a large book with the title "Teacher Guide Book". She skimmed through it, before tossing it behind herself. She closed her eyes, having a slight look of annoyance, and rubbed between her eyes. "Okay... Long stuff short for the prevention of lawsuits, is it somepony in the class who you-" Cheerilee stopped, picked up book, and studied a certain page. "Wait- you're too young to get a..." She put down the book. "Which girl were you thinking of when this happened?" Cheerilee said in a defeated tone.

"I... was thinking of my boyfriend." Button Mash answered it a shaky voice. He jumped back as Cheerilee slammed her forehead again.

"You know what? Just go. Try not to think of your boyfriend in what ever manner you did. That's all I can say." Cheerilee rubbed her forehead. "Try to think of thoughts that aren't sexy."

Button Mash nodded, and quickly ran out of the school house.

Cheerilee sighed. She knew she could have handled the situation way better, but from a colt having a boner at too young an age, to the overall awkwardness of everything, she acted by trying to emmidetly distract herself from the situation. "Okay Cheerilee, if this situation ever happens again, then you have to handle it correctly. For your student's sake."

"That's the spirit!" Cheerilee blinked in surprise as she saw Pinkie sitting at a student desk.

"When did you-"

"Right after he left." Pinkie quickly said.

Cheerilee gave a glare. "If you came in hopes of seeing a student nailing me-

"Ima stop you right there. I'm a virgin, not a pervert."

Cheerilee's eyes widened in shock. "Did you just say-"

"Yup! A thousand percent virgin!" Pinkie said with a strong nod. A spiked mace fell out of her hair and broke the floor. The two stared at each other for a minute, before Pinkie picked up the mace and put it back in her mane.

"Pinkie. Why do you have a mace?"

"Hey wanna see a trick kay bye!" Pinkie jumped out of the chair, before disappearing, leaving a smoke cloud in the position of her running. The smoke cloud soon poofed.
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Button Mash trotted through town, trying to think of where he could go to learn how to deepthroat. So far, he came up with a few ideas. 'Maybe I could check out the library? No, Twilight would never let me got my hooves on an adult book. The video store? No, Tricky Trot is out of town'. Button Mash kicked a rock in annoyance.

"Somthin the matter, sugar cube?" Button Mash turned around to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

"Nothing you can help with." Button Mash said gloomily.

"Well shoot, I'm sure I could find some way ta help." Applejack responded, giving Button Mash a small noogie.

Button Mash tilted his head as he thought. 'Could they help me?' "You guys have won a few eating competitions before, right?"

"Heh heh. Yah I have!" Rainbow Dash raised her head proudly. "Why? You want an autograph?"

"Actually, I'm wondering. How do you get so much down your throat without gagging?" Button Mash hoped this information might help. Otherwise...

"Easy! I just cram all the food down." Rainbow Dash said with a smug look.

"That can't be healthy, Rainbow." Applejack said calmly.

"That doesn't really help." Button Mash stated.

"Well unless you wanna learn how to get other things down your throat without gagging, then I can't help you." Rainbow said with a shrug.

"What other thing?" Button Mash asked innocently. He knew Rainbow wouldn't strait up say what, but it should be interesting to see her change the subject-

"Other things like cock." Button Mash blushed heavily.

"RAINBOW DASH!" Applejack elbowed her friend, a slight blush on her own face. "Ya can't go sayin stuff like that!"

Rainbow let out a chuckle. "Hey, I could give him some advice, but Pinkie would be the pro to talk to-OW!" Applejack stepped harshly on her hoof.

Applejack let out a sigh, before turning to Button Mash. "Uhh... Don't go repeatin that word. Ah'm sorry for Rainbow's stupidity."

Button Mash gave a shrug, still blushing. "I was actually just going to ask if Miss Dash-" Button Mash stopped, and took a breath, turning towards Rainbow Dash. "You helped Applebloom in a lot of stuff to get her cutie mark, so I was hoping you'ld help me."

Rainbow Dash puffed out her chest. "Sure thing kid!"

"I'm not sure that's the wisest decision." Applejack said. "But if ya want her help, then go for it, ah guess."

"Sweet!" Rainbow Dash shouted. She lifted herself into the air, grabbed Button Mash by the waist, and flew off."

Applejack shook her head. "Maybe I outa be more like Big Mac and keep mah mouth shut."
***
Rainbow Dash gently set Button Mash down in the middle of a big empty field. "Alright squirt! What you wanna do first?"

"I..." Button Mash gave a quick look around. "How near is the closest pony?"

"Phh. Don't worry kid." Rainbow said with a shake of her hoof. "There's nopony around for over half a mile. Other then us."

Button Mash gulped, his cheeks once again turning red. "I- um..."

"Getting help for your cutie mark is nothing to be ashamed of."

Button Mash rubbed his hoof on the ground. "What I need help with isn't for my cutie mark." He took a deep breath. "I asked for your help with my cutie mark, because Applebloom told me you brought her to an empty field."

Rainbow Dash tilted her head slightly. "...Soooooooo?"

Button Mash took another deep breath and closed his eyes. "CanYouTeachMeHowToSuckCock?" he blurted out.

Rainbow Dash leaped backwards. "WOAH THERE! I'm not gonna suck a kids dick! If you want that go see Pinkie or-"

"No! Not suck my cock. How to suck a cock." 

The two stared at each other for a few moments. Rainbow Dash cleared her throat.

"Soo... What you're telling me is that you want Me to teach You how to suck dick. Right?"

Button Mash nodded, his whole face a light red. "Y-yeah."

"Why the fuck. Why. The. Fuck."

Button Mash looked down. "S-so I can properly deepthroat my boyfriend."

Rainbow Dash shook her head. "Look, you should probably talk to Pinkie about that-"

"I'm a virrrrrrrrgiiiiiiiiiin!" Pinkie shouted as she flew through the air above the field. She soon crashed at the other side of the field, in Whitetail Woods.

"How. The. Fu-" A plunger with a sticky note hit Rainbow Dash'es snout. *Plong* She pulled it off. *Ploink* "No swearing" she read. Another plunger with a sticky note hit Rainbow Dash. "Help him or else."

Rainbow Dash sighed. "Look kid, you're young, so my method of cock- *Plonk* penis sucking and deepthroating won't help you. Mainly because I force it down my throat. If you wanna learn properly..." Rainbow Dash rubbed her chin. "Hang on, kid."

Button Mash felt himself lifted as Rainbow Dash once again zoomed off with him.
***
Rarity hummed to herself as she worked on a dress. Her door banged open, and so she closed her eyes, ready to speak her official greeting. "Rarity we got a Bongow Bow Sparkles!" Rarity turned back to work on her dress.

"Very well darling." There was the occasion a girl wished to learn of sex before becoming of age. They would often see Rainbow Dash, who would guide them to Rarity. Rarity always made sure to act casual as possible about the situation, as many found it embarrassing to ask. Hence why she turned to continue working. A code was used, Bongow Bow. If there were Sparkles, it meant the situation was slightly unique, like a child with an over bite wanting to learn how to fellatio. Slightly different directions. "What is the young lady's name?"

"Stay here." Rainbow Dash grabbed Rarity and took her to the kitchen.

"Rainbow! Unhoof me!" Rainbow Dash released Rarity. "Now why did you bring me here!? I was working on a dress, and I see no need for us to go all the way to the kitchen."

Rainbow shrugged. "Kinda wondering on an unrelated note, what's you're opinion on gay guys?"

Rarity frowned. "Dick hungry sluts, completely uncouth, and disgusting. Why are you asking me this? You already know!"

"Got a faggot for ya." Rainbow Dash answered, leaving the back. Rarity followed her.

"Look here, Rainbow Dash! I will not be teaching some gay slut to-" Rarity halted as she saw who was there. "Oh! Hello Button Mash!" Rarity trotted over to Rainbow Dash, while Button Mash sat patiently. He didn't want to speak, in case he accidently ruined his chance.

Rarity pulled Rainbow Dash aside. "Please don't tell me-"

"He's the slut."

"I'm not a slut." Button Mash muttered, his ear's flattening.

"Rarity says you areouch!" A manikin (mareikin? Nah.) hit Rainbow Dash on the head. 

"Shut up darling. This is a positive environment." Rarity said with a stressed smile. "Now then, please come with me." Rarity said. She took him to the back room.

"So, are you here to learn how to seduce a lady?" Rarity asked hopefully. Button Mash shook his head. "Seduce a girl?" Shake. "Something none sexual?"

Button Mash took a deep breath, before letting it out slowly. "I wanna learn how to pleasure my boyfriend."

Rarity let out a sigh. 'He just had to say pleasure, didn't he?' "Well then... are you a top or bottom."

"Huh? Oh! You mean-" Button Mash stopped, looking thoughtful. "I'm a top so far, but trying to work the courage for bottom."

Rarity smiled as Button Mash'es face turned redder. He was rather cute, in a d'aww sense, not attraction. "How ... large is your boyfriend?" Rarity asked, opening up a chest. Button Mash looked into the chest, and resembled a ripe tomato. 

"I- Uh."

"These are dildos. Or fake penis's. Pick the one that matches your boyfriend most." Rarity said in a reassuring voice.

Button Mash gulped. "N-none of them."

"Please don't tell me your boyfriend is an adult."

"Wha!? No! He's not. He's just a..." Button Mash tried to think of something that wouldn't sound strange. "A Diamond Dog."

"A Diamond Dog." Rarity deadpanned.

"Y-yeah."

Rarity pinched the bridge of her nose. "Okay, I have no toys nor expertise in that area..." Rarity levited a panel from the floor and pulled out a book. "These are my own notes from when I was a child. They may help you. And if not, you could go ask Pinkie for help."

Button Mash'es face went from entirely red, to a cooler pink. "Pinkie's actually a virgin."

"Oh." Rarity frowned. "Well, take this bookbag and my notes, and be on your way. I can not help you much."
*****JBHGUBVU
SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! I've been busy trying to.................................................Make up excuses as to why this was late.
HAZ A NIS dA
> Chapter 5
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The bedroom door was locked. According to the book, parents didn't like it when children did this sort of stuff. Button Mash knew him mom knew about the sex video games, but he still wasn't taking any chances.

Button Mash had set Willow in the position he was before the last time. He had read the book when it was light, so he had a good idea of what to do. But still... Button Mash looked at the book page. It showed a horse cock and taught how to best please a sleeping pony. Button Mash frowned. "I should try to improvise..."

Button Mash licked his lips as he brought his head to Willow's cock. He gave the tip a lick, before moving his head down, and sucked on Willow's balls. He breathed in through his nose. Willow's scent was really nice. Button Mash moved away from the balls and put his lips on the tip, and moved his head down, licking around the meaty shaft. He took as much as he could, and gulped, moving his head downwards. To his surprise, he actually ended up muzzling Willow.

Willow let out a mix of a moan and a whimper as he felt his knot touched by Button's lips. Button Mash was rather impressed with himself. And also the fact he wasn't gaggi- "KMPH!" Button Mash quickly pulled off in a coughing fit. Willow quickly flipped to his feet and rushed to Button Mash'es side, letting out a whimper of concern.

"I- *kaf* I'm alright. I just gotta not think about gagging." Button Mash said. (If the gulping method don't work for you, sorry. It was the method I found that worked for me. You should just look it up by going into incognito or something. I will not be sued.)

"Just... Moved back into position." Button Mash said. Willow quickly did so, but still gave a look of concern.

Button Mash continued sucking Willow's dick. The feeling of Willow's cock in his throat was interesting, feeling good but also strongly like it didn't belong there. Button Mash pulled off as he felt Willow's legs twitching. It felt good, but he knew they both could only last one round (Being children and all).

Willow let out a whimper, and gave a glare. He growled lightly. "Sorry Willow." Button Mash said. "As much as I would like to taste you cum..." Button Mash blushed heavily. "Up up." Willow quickly got up. Button Mash took his place, laying on his back. 

Willow gently climbed on top of Button Mash, giving a concerned expression. Button Mash took a deep breath and did his best to relax. Button Mash tensed as he felt the tip touch his asshole. "Be calm." Button Mash told himself. Willow pushed against Button's virgin hole, adding more and more pressure. He began penetrating. Button Mash instantly clung his forehooves tightly around Willow. Willow slowly pushed in until he was up to his knot.

Button Mash breathed heavily. He felt pain, and also felt full down there. Willow started pulling out, only to be stopped by Button Mash. "G-give me a moment" he said shakily. After a minute, he tapped Willow. "K-keep going."

Willow pulled out, before shoving back in. This time was slightly faster. Button Mash felt his hard cock pressed between his own body and Willow's. Willow began humping at a slow speed, grinding slowly against Button Mash'es P-spot. Button Mash panted heavily as Willow started to thrust harder. "I-I'm-" Button Mash bit his hoof as he cummed. Willow, feeling Button Mash'es walls clamp down, soon did the same.

Button Mash winced as Willow pulled out. "Thanks. That felt really good." Button Mash frowned as Willow nuzzled him. "I just wish I had more endurance..."

Willow licked Button Mash on the nose in response.
*
TWO NIGHTS LATER
*
Button Mash panted heavily as Willow pounded into his ass, their balls slapping together with each thrust. His hind and forelegs clung tightly to the wooden wolf cub fucking him. Willow's cock hammered in and out, the dark green flesh shining with natual lube. Willow pulled out almost all the way and buried in deep as his knot with every thrust.

Button Mash felt a pressure rising in his cock. He quickly locked his lips with Willow, kissing him deeply. and moaning loudly. Button Mash clung tighter as his cock flared, spewing out a large amount of cum over their chest. Willow pounded faster, continuing to rub Button Mash'es prostate over and over. Willow slammed his hips in one last time, knotting himself as he cummed into Button Mash'es ass.

Button Mash went limp, ending the kiss and releasing Willow. Willow tried to pull out, and failed. The two snapped their heads towards the window as they heard it open.

"You two done yet?" Pinkie asked, sticking her head in. She quickly pulled her head out, her face seen as green dispite the dim light. "Geez! You might wanna let it air out a little!" she said, fanning her face with a hoof. "Geez, I don't understand how ponies enjoy that smell! Ugh... I'll come back after it airs out a little."

Button Mash sniffed the air. It was a good smell. He cuddled with Willow as the room aired. Willow began pulling out harder. Button Mash winced, biting his blanket. He let out a moan of pain as the knot exited with a loud *pop*.

"Whew! Ima just stay out here! Holy Cow goddess of milk!" Pinkie stood away from the window. "Anyway, see you and your ladyfriend later." She started walking away.

"Wait!" Button Mash quickly said. Pinkie stopped. "He's my boyfriend."

"A guy? A gay guy dog?" Pinkie asked.

"I... thought you knew." Button Mash said. "You gave me gay magazines."

"Ohhhhhh... I just got those from mph!" Pinkie jammed her left forehoof into her mouth with two other forehooves. "Nevermindgottago!"
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SWEET APPLE ACRERROR
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Uze enjyd, yea? Gud.
> 6
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Twilight woke up groggily, hearing the sounds of things being thrown around. She glanced at the clock. 6 am. She grimaced and left her bed, walking down the stairs. She walked to Anonymous's room and opened it. Inside, Anonymous stood with many books tossed about, his computer sitting open on his desk. "Trouble sleeping?" Twilight asked.

"Writers block and cock block. Some MASSIVE cock block in my stories." Anonymous said. "I can't think of any other unique way to make that kid and puppy fuck! They aren't sending in any fetishes!"

"Can't you just make something up? Or just ship them with someone else for an Orgy or something?" Twilight asked, rubbing her eyes. A year ago, she would have never said such words. But ever since Anonymous showed up...

"It's not that simple. When you do that, you start repeating things from earlier chapters. The same basics of fucking don't work. You need something new, something unique. Suck under the desk in one chapter, bang on the kitchen table. Maybe built a book fort and lick the cats pussy. Child sex and Beastiality is a fucking beast to master when you can't discuss it with other writers, Twi." Anonymous ranted.

Twilight groaned. "So then just do what you're good at. Post some ideas you had in some sort of story."

"Have you not been listening!? Actually shut up. What would you suggest I fucking do?" Anonymous growled, throwing more books.

"Write some romance? You did pretty good with that Flurry Heart and Polar bear Cub clopfic."

Anonymous rubbed his chin. "I already do romance."

"I know, but your porn fics don't have to be constant sex. Most relationships actually focus on romance to function, so maybe have Button Mash try to take Willow out on a date."

Anonymous grinned. "That's actually not a bad idea. Oh hey Spike." The two turned as Spike entered, yawning. 

"Why are we up so early?" Spike said sleepily.

"Spike, my dragon! You still practicing on how to suck yourself?" Anonymous asked.

Spike blinked groggily. "Dude, I tried like... once, after reading that story. I'm just too chubby, and honestly it's- *YAWWWN* not even worth the effort." He walked out the room. "I'm going back to sleep. Try to keep quiet."

"Okay little dude!" Anonymous walked back to his computer, and began typing. "Shitty romance, here we go!"

Twilight sighed, and began putting away the books. Ever since Anonymous moved in...
> 7, The midnight date
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NO CLOP


Button Mash poked his head out the window, his ears twitching as he listened. Willow's head moved beside his own, happily panting. Willow stared at Button Mash for a few seconds, before shutting his mouth and listening as well. He cocked his head. "Okay, let's go." Button Mash said at last. He dropped a basket out the window, before walking down the steps. Willow quickly followed suit.

"Hi" Pinkie whispered.

Button Mash clutched his chest, trying to keep in a scream. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" he hissed quietly. "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

Pinkie frowned. "Hey, save that language for you bedroom activities with Doggo over there. Second, sorry. But I just wanted to let you know that if I try to flirt with you or suck your willy, it's my clone."

Button Mash stared. "I thought Twilight killed all of them."

Pinkie cringed. "Yeah, that wasn't the smartest thing to do."

"Ya think?" Button Mash deadpanned.

"I'm not talking about me cloning myself, I'm talking about killing them. A Pinkie survived and as revenge is trying to ruin my reputation."

"By being a slut?"

"Could be worse. She's not trying to kill my friends and family and bake them into treats so no evidence is ever found while making everypony cannibals." Pinkie said. "Anyway enjoy your evening!" Pinkie said, bouncing away.

Button Mash shook his head. "Come on Willow, I know a great picnic area."

*LATER

Button Mash and Willow dragged the picnic basket through Whitetail woods, until he came to a rather large clearing. In the center of the clearing was a pond, the moonlight shining brightly on everything that wasn't in the shade.

A grin covered Button Mash's face as he dragged his basket over next to a flat rock. He walked backwards to keep form tripping over the basket. Once he reached the stone, he pulled out a checkered blanket. With a whip of his head, he let it land on the rock. Or rather, tried to.

Instead, his head collided with someone else's. "YA-OUCH!" he shouted, half in shock and half in pain. "Apple Bloom!?"

Apple Bloom groaned as she rubbed her head. "Eyup." she growled. "Hang on, what are you doin here?" she asked.

Button Mash sweated slightly. "I could ask you the same ques-" Two canines let out a bark.

Button Mash glanced behind Apple Bloom, seeing Winona and Willow with their heads in a picnic basket.

"Hey, get out of there!" Apple Bloom shouted, running towards the basket. She shooed the dogs away before turning to Button Mash. "I'll pay you if-" She stopped, seeing Button Mash's basket. "..."

The two stared in silence for a few moments. "So... If you could just leave, that would be good." Button Mash said, spreading the blanket.

"Wha- Heck no. This is my spot." Apple Bloom growled. She shoved the blanket off and put her own over the rock.

"I chose this place a week ago as a secluded spot for me and Willow!" Button Mash stated firmly.

"It's been my relaxin spot for peaceful thinkin for a year." Apple Bloom retorted.

Button Mash considered this. "Hm... Yeah, that means you have earlier dibs." he said, rubbing his chin. "Fine, you get the rock. But I'm still staying."

"Why?" Apple Bloom asked, a grumpy look on her face.

"Because the place looks..." Button Mash thought for a moment. "Romantic?"

"...Fair enough." Apple Bloom said with a sigh. Winona cocked her head.

The two set up their own baskets.

Apple Bloom sat down, pulling out a couple sandwiches. "You sure you wanna stay?" Button Mash's voice rang out. 

Apple Bloom huffed before glaring over the rock. "YES! I'm sure I-" Her voice caught in her throat and her face, red with anger, was now red for other reasons. Button Mash was jacking off his wolf!

Apple Bloom quickly sat back down, a blush heavy on her face. 'Yeah, he shouldn't be doin that to a dog, but I ain't got no room to tal-' "Hey, wait a minute!" Apple Bloom poked her head back over the rock. "Ain't you too young for this!?"

Button Mash tenderly rubbed Willow's knot, before bending down and kissing the tip. "Dunno Don't care. But it feels good."

"Buh- huh!? But you shouldn't be havin sex with anyone til you're grown up!" Apple Bloom said. Winona sat down, tilting her head as she watched the two talk.

"Me and Willow do it all the time! I don't see anything wrong with it." Button Mash retorted.

"Yeah, but you shouldn't have a relationship based on sex!"

"Have you and Winona had sex?"

"NO!" Apple Bloom jumped back. "Cause I'm a good filly who'd wait til marriage for that sort of thing!"

Button Mash frowned. "You're weird."

Apple Bloom sputtered, before turning and and crossing her arms. "See Winona? This is why boys are stupid."

Winona wasn't sure why her master's face was red. But it sure looked funny.

Apple Bloom looked over the rock, and leapt over it. She picked up Willow and tossed him aside, before slapping Button Mash. "OW!" Button Mash rubbed his face. "What was that f-" He shut up as Apple Bloom grabbed him angrily.

"Listen. I came out here to have a romantic evenin. And I plan to have a romantic evein. So you can either leave, or this can be a double date that don't have you screwin out here." She stared him deep in the eye. "Alright?" she said, her voice as cold as ice.

Button Mash meekly nodded.

"Good." Apple Bloom released Button Mash, letting him flop to the ground. "Then this double date has officially started!"

Winona let out a bark while Willow whimpered.