> Freddy in Space 3: Lost in Space > by MagicOrcat > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Prologue > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One more hit, and I'm dead. Freddy thought as he dodged several suspicious-looking pellets from the fingers of Omega LOLZHAX. He was the only one left alive, aside from that weird gangly space Puppet. But he needed to keep her alive, as she had gift boxes to bring the rest back to life. I have no choice... Freddy jumped up toward Omega LOLZHAX's head, and drove Bonnie's weaponized guitar into the blue skull. An ear-splitting wail erupted from LOLZHAX, and he collapsed on the floor. Freddy yanked the guitar out of the body, and rushed over to Puppet, who was already resurrecting Foxy. Not Freddy's first choice, but whatever. He glanced at his watch, and his eyes widened. Only a minute left before Ryan's air would run out and he would suffocate. Freddy sprinted towards the open door, throwing the guitar behind him. C'mon, run faster, Fazbear! His meaty legs were already going as fast as possibly, yet not fast enough. He saw Ryan laying out on the ground. Nononono, pleasepleasepleaseplease... He kneeled next to his son, and put his head on his chest, listening. Tha-dup, tha-dup. "Oh thank god..." He pulled an air canister out of his pocket, and placed the mask over Ryan's face. "Wake up, Ryan!" Ryan's eyelids fluttered as he took in the oxygen, and then opened. He reached for the mask on his face, and sat up. "OHMYGODRYANI'MSOGLADYOU'REOKAYOHMYGODDON'TEVERSCAREMELIKETHATAGAINISWEAR" Freddy pulled him in for the biggest hug ever. "Dad! You saved me!" Ryan returned the hug. It was quiet for a few minutes, the two just hugging each other. "You are so grounded." "Figured." The sound of running footsteps grew nearer as Bonnie's southern voice yelled at them from a distance. He wasn't even saying anything, he was just screaming. "SHUT UP, BONNIE" Chica shouted from a distance. Within a few seconds, the whole crew was standing around the Fazbears. Chica put her hands on her thighs and took a deep breath. "NOPE, FUCK THIS DIET, FUCK THIS ZERO SUIT AND FUCK THIS PONYTAIL CUZ AS SOON AS I GET HOME IMMA EAT 5 PIZZAS AND CUT MY HAIR SO SAY GOODBYE TO ZERO SUIT CHICA CUZ I'M DONE WITH THAT SHIT!!" "Language, Chica, there are children in the area." Bonnie motioned at Ryan, who Freddy was now carrying with one arm. "We should probably get going before this oxygen runs out." Freddy said with seriousness. > Crash-Landing > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m still a little shaken up from almost suffocating because I’m an idiot, and I’m grounded for a week and a half, but hey, I get some crazy stories from Foxy now. Ryan wrote in a journal as the ship shot through space. He heard a knock on his door, which made his ears perk up. His dad, Freddy Fazbear, walked in. He had taken off his spacesuit, and was now dressed in a white t-shirt and red sweatpants. “Hey... You ok, bud?” He sat down on the bed, next to his son. Ryan nodded. “Good. Chica made some pizza. She quit her diet immediately after we beat LOLZHAX, so if you want any, you should get it now.” Ryan was about to speak, when the whole ship jolted. The clacking sound of talons on tile grew nearer as Chica ran past the door. She then ran back into the doorway. She had a slice of pizza stuck to the side of her face, and looked considerably chubbier in her tank top that read ‘Pizza Time!’. Her ponytail was gone as well, just leaving short feathers on top of her head. Freddy stood up off the bed, and looked ready to fight. “Chica, what the hell’s going on?” She just shrugged with concern and made weird vowel sounds. The ship jolted again, causing Ryan to fall off the bed. “Captain!” Foxy screamed from the cockpit of the ship. Freddy and Chica immediately ran out of the room and down the linoleum hall, Ryan trying to catch up to them. “Foxy, what’s happening?” The ship shook with the impact of something, and Foxy wrenched the controls of the ship to the right, causing Bonnie to fly against the other side of the cockpit. “I... Might’ve... Stolen something...” “Foxy, what did you steal?” Freddy cracked his knuckles. “Um... Y’know how in Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2....” “Don’t...” “Rocket... Um... Steals something too...” “Don’t say what I think you’re going to say...” “I might’ve stolen some very powerful weapons from the Bronkites...” “You WHAT?!” the ship jolted with another blast. A message from the Bronkite queen appeared on the screen that Bonnie had flown against. “Fazbear! Return those weapons to Bronxan right now!” The queen, Saborcat, demanded. “E-Excuse my pilot, Your Highness. He’s just an idiot” Freddy smacked Foxy upside the head. “We’ll return them to you at once.” “UM, I sold them to LOLBit already.” Freddy turned to him. “Foxy, you sunnuva bitch.” Foxy swerved really hard to the left, causing Bonnie to go flying into the other side of the cockpit. “Bonnie! You’re dating LOLBit, right? Can you convince her to give them back?” Chica was holding onto her seat for dear life, with Ryan in her lap. “She has a strict no-take-backs policy!” Bonnie tried to stand himself up again, but Foxy was dodging the blasts from the enemy ships so expertly that he couldn’t regain balance. “Foxy, at the very least do you still have the money?” Chica muttered for Freddy to sit down before he snaps Foxy’s neck. “Um... Ye know that wolf that Freddy did a photoshoot with a while back? Roxanne?” “You didn’t...” “Yeah... She’s a stripper.” Chica held her head in her hand. “I hate you so much.” Ryan tugged on Freddy’s shirt. “Dad, what’s a stripper? And who’s Roxanne?” “That's really unimportant right now, bud. Anyway, Queen Saborcat-” “You guys are so disorganized and incompetent that it’s not even funny.” Queen Saborcat turned from the screen and yelled at her general. “Can y’all fire to kill, please? I’m so done with this...” “WAIT WAIT WAIT YOUR HIGHNESS-” Queen Saborcat hung up before Freddy could finish his sentence. “Shit.” “What do we do now, Captain?” Foxy asked, turning away from the front of the ship. “Oh, I dunno, GET US OUT OF HERE?!” Freddy yelled as the ship was hit with another blast from the Bronkite fleets. “The nearest planet is 374 jumps away,” Foxy sighed, and put his non-hook hand on the lever. “Brace yerself, guys. 10 clicks to the jump.” Bonnie sat down in a seat and buckled the straps. Chica handed Ryan over to Freddy, and Puppet was nowhere to be found. “5 clicks. 3...2...1...” Foxy pulled the lever, and literally everyone except Chica was screaming, since Chica is not a mammal. She is a chicken. The jumps finally stopped, and Bonnie immediately ran to the bathroom with his hand over his mouth, as one of the effects of too many jumps is severe nausea. Freddy and Ryan were fine, as well as Chica, but Foxy had passed out. “D’oh, shit!” Chica frantically unbuckled herself and ran up to the unmanned controls. “HOW THE FFFFFFRICKITY-FRACK DO YOU FLY THIS THING?!” She screamed, frantically trying to keep the ship steady, and failing miserably. The ship came plummeting down toward a green-and-turquoise planet, parts of the ship burning up as they entered the atmosphere. It was a lovely day in Ponyville. "Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, mares like y'all..." The farm pony pushed her hat back on her head. "Should be playing outside! Whaddya doin' cooped up in here like this?" "But Applejack! It's mosquito season!" Twilight complained, her head buried in a book. "Mosquitos aren't so bad once you get to know them..." Fluttershy whispered. "I'm not gonna be able to get to know them after I squish them!" Rainbow Dash replied, hovering and kicking a soccer ball in between her back hooves. "They are really just frightful vampire bugs," Rarity said, brushing her mane. "nasty flying dirty needles looking to stab into me!" Pinkie Pie gasped, and started jumping up and down. "Rarity, you just gave me the idea for the best party ever!" "It's not a mosquito party, is it?" "Nope! A vampire party! We could all dress up and hang from the ceiling and stuff! And it could be scheduled for the middle of the night, and-" Pinkie was interrupted when a spaceship came crashing through Twilight's castle, barely missing Fluttershy and Rarity, and coming inches within Applejack's snout. Rainbow noticed that the rest of the castle was about to crumble down onto her friends, so she alerted them all and helped them evacuate. The castle came tumbling down onto the ship, as more ponies from the surrounding houses and shops came rushing out to see the commotion. "Welp, whatever aliens were in there are probably dead now." Rainbow commented as Fluttershy gripped onto her hard. "We gotta at least check if they're still alive!" Applejack said whilst running towards the wreckage. Twilight followed close behind, and started using her magic to lift off parts of the castle. It was pitch black inside the ship, only Chica's flashlight illuminated the room. Bonnie was now standing in front of her, and Foxy had regained consciousness. She turned to her left, expecting to see Freddy and Ryan, but there was only debris from the ship and the unknown structure they had crashed into. "Oh my god, Freddy! Ryan!" She put a hand over her beak in shock. "We gotta get them outta there!" Bonnie started pulling rocks off the pile, and Foxy was frantically digging through it. A sudden light shone through the roof of the ship, which blinded Chica for a few seconds. Some sort of figure was silhouetted against the light. "Are you guys okay?" A feminine voice asked. "The three of us are okay for the most part, but our captain and his son are trapped under the rubble!" "We're coming in to help you!" Just then, 6 of the figures hopped into the ship, and ran over to the rubble. Ponies? Oh, shit I didn't know they actually existed... Chica ran over to help too, and she heard a gasp for breath as Freddy had been uncovered from the rubble. "We'll get you out sir!" "No... Take him first..." Freddy's breath was strained, and he was hugging Ryan close to him. One of the ponies used their magic to levitate Ryan up and out of the ship. He was unconscious. They got to work on digging out the rest of Freddy, only to discover that the chair that he was sitting on before they crashed had somehow stabbed him right through the right side of his chest. He was losing a lot of blood, and coughing some of it up. The top of the ship cracked slightly, as the weight of more debris had weakened it. "We need to get out!" One of the ponies yelled as Foxy and Chica dragged Freddy out of the ship. Bonnie was limping behind them, as his foot was at a twisted angle and he could barely walk on it. They managed to get out of the ship, and one pony offered for them to use his cart to get Freddy and Ryan to the hospital. They were rushed there immediately, whilst the rest were checked for any more injuries. Puppet had wormed her way out of the rest of the wreckage, and was bandaging up Bonnie's foot. "Oh, great. Puppet, where were you like 15 minutes ago?!" Chica yelled. "Doing something. Ooh, jeez you have a nasty cut on your forehead..." Puppet ran one of her long, spindly fingers over the cut on Chica's head. Meanwhile, at the hospital, Ryan was just waking up, and he had a plaster cast over his left wrist, and his head hurt a lot. He rubbed his eyes, and looked up to see the face of a horse. He screamed, and tried to back himself away from it, but putting pressure on his wrist made it hurt more. "Oh, don't be afraid, child. I'm only here to help you." "Wh-where am I? Who are you? Where's my dad? DAD?!" He cried, still trying to get away from the thing. "You are in a hospital right now. You've been unconscious for quite some time. You're lucky you don't have a concussion. I am Nurse Redheart, and I am here for whatever you need." "Well then, where's my dad?!" Ryan was starting to panic, as the last time he was away from his dad, something bad happened. Nurse Redheart hesitated before speaking. "Your father is in the Operating Room right now." "What happened?! Is he gonna be okay?!" He was on the verge of tears. He just wanted to see his dad. "He'll be fine, I'm sure of it. We have our best doctors working on him." The words calmed him down a little bit, but he was still scared. The beeps and boops of the machine next to him gave him something to focus on to pass the time. It had been a while since either Ryan or Nurse Redheart had spoken. "What about my friends?" He asked, breaking the silence. "Your friends are okay. A little banged up, but okay." "Can I see them?" "I don't see why not. I just need to do some things prior." She turned off the beeping machine, and turned to Ryan. "This may pinch a little." She then took some sort of needle out of the back of Ryan's right hand. "Now stay here while I ask for your friends." She walked out of the room, leaving Ryan alone. He got out of the hospital bed, and walked to a window that took up most of the wall. He looked outside, and saw green trees, flowers, and colorful horse-things with wings and horns, and sometimes neither. I've never seen a place like this before, he thought. It's so pretty. There was a knock on the door, and the door opened to reveal Bonnie with a cast on his foot. He was still wearing the same AC/ID shirt before they crashed. "'Eyyyyy, Ryan! How ya doin', kid?" Ryan immediately ran up to him and hugged him tight. His head only came up to right above Bonnie's waist. "Wow. Didn't know ya liked me that much!" "I missed you!" Ryan hugged him tighter. "Are Chica and Foxy with you?" "Dawww... Yep, they're right behind me." Bonnie stepped back to reveal them. Chica had a band-aid on her forehead, and Foxy had a different eyepatch over his right eye. "Guys!" He ran up to hug the both of them. "Awww..." Chica exclaimed, patting Ryan on the back. "How are ye, buccaneer?" "Much better, now that I know you guys are okay." Ryan stepped away from the two, and looked around for Puppet. "Where's Puppet?" This question made everyone in the room go dead silent. "Puppet... Is... um..." Bonnie struggled to look for words so that Ryan wouldn't get worried. "Tending to your dad currently. Don't worry, she's okay though." "Oh. okay." "He's unstable!" One of the assistants warned, as Freddy's heart rate was flying out the window. "He'll die if we stop!" The surgeon yelled. "We just need to stitch him up, and he'll be fine." Puppet gently nudged the surgeon aside, and summoned a pink gift box with purple bows. She opened it, and miniature cupcakes fell out of it. As the cupcakes fell onto Freddy, his heart rate calmed down to a stable beat, and the open wound that they were originally going to stitch up was starting to heal. "How- What- Wh- How?" One of the assistants asked. Puppet just simply wiggled her gangly fingers and whispered 'I have my ways'. She then walked into the shadows, and disappeared. "Well, that works. Escort the bear to a room, please." The surgeon demanded, and he started to take off the gloves on his hooves. "There aren't any stretchers big enough to carry him. We were lucky enough to have a big enough operating table." A different assistant said. The surgeon facehoofed, and just walked off. "Figure it out. My shift is over." All the assistants looked at one another, and tried to carry him onto two stretchers tied together with pieces of rope. > Fairs and also a Draconequus > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The group was playing Uno, and Bonnie was about to win. Everyone could tell that on his next move, he would be able to get rid of the final card he had in his hand, mostly because he has the absolute worst pokerface you've ever seen. "Guess what, Bonnie?" Ryan smiled as he glanced back at his cards. "Mhmhmhmhm, wut?" "Plus 4, AND I choose green." Ryan threw the fear-inducing card on top of the pile. "You little..." Bonnie muttered under his breath as he reluctantly took 4 cards. "D- ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NONE OF THESE ARE GREEN" He complained. Ryan giggled maniacally. "My turn!" Chica exclaimed. "Skip you, Foxy." "Nuh uh! Reverse!" Foxy held up a reverse card and practically shoved it in Chica's face. "Reverse AND skip!" She held up the two cards. "Blocked! Draw 2!" "DAMMIT!" Chica banged her fist on the ground. "Ow." She drew two cards, and glared at Foxy. "Hey Ryan." Foxy smirked. "What?" "Reverse, Reverse, Skip, Reverse, Plus 2, Wild, Plus 4, Uno, and Skip." Within those 5 seconds, Foxy had gotten rid of all his cards. "Wh- How is that fair?" Ryan threw the rest of his cards on the pile, and crossed his arms. "It's fair because it's not." Foxy pulled a pair of sunglasses out of his pocket, and put them on. Bonnie put his cards down, and Chica grabbed all the cards and started to shuffle them again. Then there was a knock on the door. Nurse Redheart appeared in the doorway. "Good news! The surgery was successful, and Mr. Fazbear is okay." "Yay! Can I see him?" Ryan shot up off the ground, ready to run all the way down the hall to wherever his dad was. "Not quite yet. He's still knocked out from all the sedatives, and we want to make sure that he'll stay in a stable condition. Meanwhile, a certain party pony would like to see you." She stepped aside to reveal a pink mare with a floofy mane. "Hey, Ryan! It's so nice to meet you! I'm Pinkie Pie, but you can just call me Pinkie! And I'm here to throw a party just for you! I heard you were feeling a little down, so it's my job as the head of the Ponyville Welcoming Committee to make you feel happy and smile!" "Really? I love parties!" Ryan already had a huge grin on his face, and was even more energized by Pinkie. "Yeppers! That's the spirit! We're going on a tour of Ponyville! Follow me!" "Yay!" Ryan ran up to Pinkie, who was now bouncing up and down. They left the room, leaving Nurse Redheart, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. "Yaay..." Nurse Redheart said without any enthusiasm. She turned to the three anthropomorphic animals, and sighed. "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" The three looked at eachother, and silently agreed that Bonnie was to handle any situation, as he was technically the First Mate. "Bad news first, I s'pose." "We were unable to save Mr. Fazbear's right lung, as there was too much damage to it. We had to remove it so that it wouldn't cause any infections. The good news, however, is that he can live with one lung, it would just be slightly difficult for him to catch his breath. He'll have to stay in the hospital for a good week, and weekly checkups afterwards, as to be sure that everything is healing correctly." "Oof, um... He'll be able to, like, fight with us, still?" Bonnie started running one of his ears through his hand, something he did when he was worried. "Should be. One thing you should note though..." The conversation between Bonnie and Nurse Redheart continued for a while, so Chica and Foxy were having their own conversation. "Are ye seriously just gonna let Ryan run off with a piece of living cotton candy? We don't even know where they're going. If anything happens to Ryan, Freddy's gonna wreck our asses and hang our heads on the wall." Foxy had a small amount of panic in his voice. "Um... Yeah, fair point. We should go." Chica motioned for Foxy to come with her, and waved goodbye to Bonnie. "Don't waste your time, Fatty Fatbear! Don't waste it because i̴͙̳͖̒ṫ̷̼͍̂̆ ̵̦̬̙̝͘ḧ̷͉͚̺́̑́͜ã̴͚s̴̹̻̞̺͌͊ ̵̧̞͍̿̋̐a̶̧̺̓̎̎l̸͕̪̝̾͒͂͜r̷̮̲͈̓͌ë̸̬͑̋á̸͉͇d̸̜̩̎̈̔y̷͚͙̠̯̾̓ ̴̧͉͍͐̂́̕r̸̘̍̾̋a̶̳̱̿͘n̷̖͛ ̶̙̜͓͉͊o̸̢͚̙͛͒͌ư̷̺͎͆t̴̨͑̈́ͅ. Y̵̦͋̃̂̀o̶̖̯̗̅ͅu̴͕͑͒̆'̵̞̖̹̀̾͛̓ŗ̸͓͔̼̋e̷̡͓͓̟̾̀̈ ̶̝̋t̷͖̩̫͂́̋͐o̸̥̲̒o̷̫̠̩͂̀͜ ̴͓̟̱̊͐̕͠l̷̳̈́͌͝a̸̩͍̻̿ṫ̸̡̰̝̱̕ë̵̛͉͇́̃̋" LOLZHAX was standing over Ryan's dead body. "No... No... Ryan!" Freddy was screaming, but no words could come out of his mouth. "RYAN! NO! RYAN!" LOLZHAX giggled maniacally. "Ẁ̷̞̖h̵̙͛ȧ̵͚̊ṭ̴̖̌͠ ̶̳̐ŵ̵̘͠õ̴̪̺ṳ̸̑l̷̖͖̽͝d̸͙͋͐ ̵̱͋̽ͅs̸͓͗ḩ̴̺͂e̷̞͚̐ ̶͚͖̈́͝s̸͉̓a̴͙̐̅y̷̭̌̕?̶̥̃̈́ Y̶̘̐o̵̝̎ù̵͙ ̵̯͌b̸̘̔r̵̖̀ỏ̴̲k̷̨͛e̵̮͊ ̸̭̇y̵͙̾o̷̤͠ú̶͉r̴̺̔ ̵͛͜p̷̛̞r̸̝̅ỏ̵͎m̵̻͗i̴̙͛s̷̥̎ȩ̵̓,̸̘̀ ̷̣͠F̴͓̂ǎ̴̭z̸̊ͅb̷̨̌e̶̝͝a̴̦̅r̸̳̈.̶̯̑.̷͈̎" Freddy couldn't move. LOLZHAX's form melted into a more familiar one. A Kodiak bear with luxurious hair and its eyes closed. He remembered those eyes once being calm and brown. When they opened, they now burned with a fury that had no words. A sickly sweet voice came out of its mouth, a voice that Freddy hadn't heard in 8 years."You promised me, honeybuns." Honeybuns. A nickname he hadn't heard in years. "You promised that you wouldn't let anything happen to him. I thought you loved him." "I do love him! He's my son!" "Then why'd you let him die?" The bear approached him, carrying Ryan in her arms. She nuzzled him. "I'm sorry, my sweet baby. I wish I'd been there." "I'm sorry, Charlie, I-I didn't mean-" "You let this happen." Charlie's face contorted as she grew more angry. "YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!" Her once sweet voice had decayed into a voice of torture, the cries that only a mother could emit rang out through the air, stabbing into Freddy's soul at the speed of sound. She lunged at Freddy, and everything went black. Freddy's eyes shot open as he tried to sit up. "I'm sorry!" he screamed. Every breath felt empty, and his chest hurt. His throat was dry, as if he had been screaming for a long time. He looked around. Whitewashed walls, beeping machines, and plain covers. All too familiar to him. Despite that he traveled everywhere across the galaxy, every hospital looked more or less the same from the inside. He tried to lay back down, but the wound from the chair still stung. He looked down at his chest, and saw that only one side was inflating as he took a breath. Welp, no lung for me I guess... He put his hands on his thighs, and started patting them to the tune of one of his favorite songs, humming along as well. "Bum Bana Bum Bana, Bununun dundundun" He took one of his hands off of his lap to sing part of the first lyric. "Hey!" A voice responded with "Hey!" Freddy looked around frantically "What?" Something popped into the hospital room. It looked like a mix between every creature known to him, and a few more. It started speaking to him. It's voice was... Oddly sophisticated... "Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've heard that song before... Come And Get Your Love, isn't it?" It leaned on the side of Freddy's hospital bed- or- beds. "How many fucking drugs did they give me?" Freddy whispered to himself. "Oh I assure you, I am very real. Discord, god of chaos. Nice to meet you." Discord put his lion-esqe hand out for Freddy to shake. "Um... Freddy Fazbear, god of absolutely nothing." He hesitantly shook the hand of the draconequus. Discord summoned an easy chair for him to sit in, next to the hospital beds. "I presume you are the father of that little cub that came in with you?" He asked, summoning a notepad and pencil. "Um... Yeah... Ryan." He looked warily at Discord, and was a little concerned for his life. "Are you taking notes?" "No." He flipped the notepad around to reveal that he had drawn an exceptionally good picture of the Mona Lisa. Only it was Discord's face instead of the actual woman's face. He threw the notepad behind him, and continued to lean on the bedframe. "I can see that you are probably going to be bored for the next few moments, as the nurses say that they can't let anyone in to see you yet, or whatever. So to pass the time, I brought you a slinky." A slinky came out of nowhere and bounced onto Freddy's lap. It was the kind of crappy kind, made of plastic instead of metal. It was orange, with the face of a jack-o'-lantern on it. "Sorry for the dated colors, I got it last Nightmare Night." Freddy picked up the 'dated' slinky. "You mean Halloween? Also, why are you so interested in me all of a sudden?" Discord looked a little taken aback at the comment. "Aww, can't I just say hi to a new friend?" He smiled with big puppy-dog eyes. Freddy let out a singular laugh. "New friend? You look like the kind of villain that would be sitting in a big fancy swivel chair with a cat on his lap laughing like 'mwahahahaha!'" "I did do that one time, I didn't particularly like the style though. So then I tried the 'monologuing type'," He noticed the concerned look on the bear's face, but didn't particularly care. "and I found that to be much more fitting." Freddy opened his mouth as if to speak, but Discord interrupted him. "Well, I must be going. I have a tea party scheduled in 5 minutes, and I mustn't be late!" He snapped his fingers, and was gone in a sparkle of light. "Yo, what the hell?" Freddy said to himself. "That- That was a draconequus. Shit, I didn't know they actually existed." He looked back at the slinky in his hand. "Thanks for the slinky, I guess." He said out loud. "Where are we going, Pinkie?" Ryan was walking next to the pink party mare, and he had a big grin on his face. "To the Summer Fair! It starts at the beginning of every summer, and you guys just dropped in at the right time! It started yesterday!" She said with a smile. "That sounds fun! I love fairs!" "It is fun! It's probably the bestest-most funnest-coolest-party palooza ever!" Ryan gasped. "Really?" "Really! They have cotton candy, bouncy houses, carnival games, funnel cake from my friends Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and, my personal favorite, deep fried cheese!" They approached a booth hosted by a yellow stallion with a brown mane. "Hellllooooo, Cheese Sandwich! It's so nice to see you again!" "Hi Pinkie! And who do we have over here?" Cheese turned to Ryan. "Hi! I'm Ryan! Nice t'meetcha!" "Well, it's nice to meet you too, Ryan!" "We'll take two orders of the mixed cheddar in the biggest containers you have!" Pinkie said as Ryan nodded eagerly. "That'll be a dozen bits." Cheese said as Pinkie dug into her hair and pulled out the bits. She dropped them on the counter with a clinking sound. "Thank you!" He put the bits in a box and got to work on frying the cheese. Ryan saw Pinkie pull the bits out of her hair, and wondered what else was in there. He put his hand in her mane, and dug around. He tugged on something, and he pulled a white bunny out of her mane. "Oh Angel Bunny! That's where you went. Fluttershy has been worried sick about you." Pinkie took the bunny out of Ryan hands, and placed him on the ground. "Order up!" Cheese exclaimed. He heaved two big buckets of deep fried cheese onto the counter. Pinkie and Ryan took them eagerly. Ryan immediately grabbed a handful and shoved it into his mouth. "Mmmmm! This is almost as good as Chica's pizza rolls!" He grabbed another handful. "So unhealthy but so good, amiright?" Pinkie had somehow already gotten halfway through the bucket. Ryan had a mouthful of cheese in his mouth. "Mmmhm!" Foxy and Chica came running around the corner, Foxy crashing into some sort of carnival game. "Ohmygod, Ryan! We were so worried abo-" Chica cut off her sentence when she saw the deep fried cheese that was in the bucket that the bear cub was holding. "Oh, um... I-Is that... Deep fried cheese?" "Yepperooni, my chicken friend!" Pinkie pie had apparently finished her cheese bucket, and was now wearing the bucket on top of her head. Chica turned to Ryan. "Can I... have some?" "Sure thing, Chica! I don't wanna fill myself up before I get to eat the other goodies here!" Ryan hoisted the bucket into Chica's arms. "Oh my god..." She took a deep whiff of the cancerous cheese chunks, and shoved her whole face into the bucket. Foxy popped his head up behind the stand of the carnival game, and saw that Ryan and the pink pony leaving for another booth. Pink-it Pie, I think it's called? He sprang up from the booth, and took off after the two.