> The Return of His Harmony > by Thorax > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1: Our Laughter > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What's this?" Discord said with a surprised look on his face. As the Elements of Harmony stood before he. He had assumed they wouldn't be able to defeat him his second mistake was sitting there as they began to glow. "No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" These were Discord's finale words before he came crashing to the ground, turned to stone once again. The six element holders cheered having once again saved Equestria from destruction. "Good work, my faithful student" Came the voice of Celestia from behind them. "Princess!" Shouted Twilight as she ran to see her mentor as she reached Celestia she realized that she had not come alone as Princess Luna was now standing at her side. "Oh hello Princess Luna, Sorry I didn't see you there." Twilight said in an apologetic tone "Do not worry Twilight Sparkle, it has been far to long since I have seen you and your friends" Luna said in a quiet and not in anyway loud voice. "Excuse me" Came the voice of Rainbow Dash "I don't mean to interrupt this moment but what are we going to do with him?" She said pointing towards the Statue on the ground. Everypony turned and stared at Discord as he lay on the ground. None of them had even thought about that until now, Discord could not be left in the middle of Ponyville town square he had to be dealt with in a way he could no longer cause problems. After sometime Celestia was the first to speak "Twilight, I would rather speak about this in a more private location" it was only then did Twilight realize how many ponies had now shown up. Dozens of ponies had already formed a circle around the group with a couple of the braver ponies attempting to touch the statue. Twilight thought for a moment before looking back to Celestia "We can talk about this in the library if that's better" "Yes Twilight that will do just fine" using her magic Celestia picked Discord off the ground. Most of the walk to the library was spent in silence, large groups of ponies began to form along the streets, Cheering for those who had stopped Discord and saved Equestria not only once but twice. When they finally reached the library they hit a small snag, the snag being Discords wings. However through a bit of extra force Celestia was able to remedy the situation. After settling down inside Celestia with little effort was able to fix the Draconequus shaped hole in the wall. She placed the statue down on the floor with a surprising amount gentleness. For all ponies involved it had been a really long day, but sadly they still had much to do. Twilight was the first to speak "So princess what do you intend to do with Discord this time? For the past few minutes Celestia had been in deep thought "What do you mean?" Celestia asked with slight confusion "Are you going to put him back in the garden or somewhere more secure?" "I had another plan for him" She responded with a slightly ominous tone in her voice. This caught the attention of Luna "Oh really now? Sister please do explain to us poor pony folk who don't have such devious minds" "I plan to let him go." Celestia Responded in a Matter of factly tone. This unexpected response from who they believed to be the sanest creature they knew, caused the entire group excluding Luna to gasp in shock. "But Princess why would you want to let him go after what he's done" Twilight with a hint of annoyance in her voice. Celestia was surprisingly quick to respond this time "My student, I believe even Discord deserve second chance and maybe now is the time to give him one," Twilight paused not quite sure how to respond. However Rainbow was ready to speak "Why should he get a second chance? He conquered Equestria and attempted to destroy our friendship all Discord was is a monster through and through." "What about my sister?" Celestia retorted. Rainbow Dash was completely stunned she had noway to prepare for a question like this. However Rainbow Dash isn't called the fastest pony in Ponyville for nothing, Thinking on the fly was her thing. "Luna is completely different from that monster. From what Twilights told us which is what you told her, Luna was mostly like you, until she started turning into Nightmare Moon." Having sat there quietly for so long it was now Luna's turn to speak "You're incorrect Rainbow Dash, Discord, I and Celestia are more alike then you six could know." Luna Paused for a second to plain her neck words out more carefully. "My Sister and I, what are we?" Luna asked gaining a surprised look from Celestia. "Our Princesses" The group responded in unison. "Yes we are Princesses, but what are we?" Twilight thought back for a moment she remembered her professor calling Celestia a different type of pony. "You're Alicorns." Twilight said with in enthusiasm hoping she had said the correct name and not just made a full of herself in front of her teacher and friends. "Almost," Twilight frowned "That is the term scientists have given Celestia and I, I guess it's the best answer we're going to get." Twilight was confused if her professor was wrong, then what are the princesses? Luna could see how confused the group was, she decided to give them a full explanation. "Celestia and I are what many ponies refer to as Spirits, not in the ghost sense if that what you're wondering. I'm sure you've heard ponies and other creatures call us immortals, Correct?" The group nodded. "It is true, being spirits we are immortal though we are not immune to pain, we have mortal bodies which mean we have mortal needs such as food and water. We also have mortal emotions. Before I continue do any of you have an Idea on what we are the spirits of?" Twilight looked up with pure confidence in her eye's she knew this one. "Celestia and you are the Spirits of the sun and the moon." "Once again Miss Sparkle you are almost correct" Twilight cringed, she'd made another mistake. "Celestia and I are not the spirits of the Sun or Moon but instead the spirits of Light and Darkness just as Discord is the Spirit of Chaos, you six are the spirits of Harmony." "If we are the spirits of Harmony then does that mean we are also immortal?" Asked Twilight Celestia was the first to answer "No, though those bearing the Elements of Harmony become the Spirits of Harmony. However eventually the Elements are passed down to new bearers and to new spirits of Harmony." "I fear we may have gone off topic." Interrupted Luna. "I believe I was telling you how Discord is like Celestia and I. Before Discord took control of Equestria he was much like Celestia and I are now, though he was the spirit of chaos he cared for all creatures and I believe would never do anything to hurt them." "Luna may I take it from here?" Celestia interrupted. Luna nodded and took a seat back with the rest of the group. "As Luna had said when Discord first began his rule he was a kind ruler. He did his best to make life for all creatures as good as possible. Over time his Chaotic nature began to win over he did his best to control it but eventually he became what you saw today. Luna and I did our best to reason with him but we couldn't get him to snap out of it" The group looked up and realized that Celestia appeared to be going through some unpleasant memories. "Luna and I decided we would try and use the Elements to save Discord but the Elements were incomplete. You see Discord was our Laughter without him the Elements did not have the power needed to save him, instead he was turned to stone." The 6 ponies were shocked, especially Twilight, why had her teacher not told her about Discord before now, could Discord still be saved? Celestia forced a smile and turned back to them. "Now that you all have a better understanding of Discord I ask you, are you willing to give him his second chance?" The 6 ponies fell silent for several minute's after sometime Celestia approached the group "Have you come to a conclusion?" 5 of the ponies looked at Twilight as she cleared her throat "We believe he should be given a second chance" The only other time anypony had ever seen Celestia this happy was the day her sister was returned to her. Celestia quickly picked Discord off the floor and placed him in an up right position in the middle of the library, as the Element bearers took their positions around him. "So what do we do now?" Asked Twilight "In order for you to reverse the effects of the Elements you must want them to reverse, think about Discord and giving him his life back" The familiar glow began to cover Twilight and her 5 friends, as they began to float above the ground. The raw energy coming off the Elements sent books flying from their shelves and knocked furniture over. Finally there was a flash of light as rainbow of energy shot forth from the center of the groups covering the Statue in its light. When the 6 ponies had returned to their hooves they saw the Spirit of Chaos back to his fleshy, Scaly and Snaky self. "Ha it didn't work, once again I win and you lose." Discord said adding in another laugh. "Time for me to finish my conquest of Equestria, You ponies don't make to much of a mess well I'm away." "Arrivederci" He said another laugh as he snapped his fingers, however nothing happened. He snapped his fingers again but still nothing. It was only then Discord realized he was no longer in Ponyville town square, but instead what appeared to be a library. It took him a few more moment to see the two large figures standing in the corner of the room, Celestia and Luna took a step forward "Hello Discord" "Aw crap" He said with a sigh. > Chapter 2: Broken Windows and Spiders(es) > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Aw crap" Discord was Surrounded, all around him stood the Elements of Harmony. In front of him stood the two currently strongest creatures on the planet. *Snap, Snap* Still nothing his powers were gone, He'd have to think fast if he wanted to escape his stone fate. He Glanced around the room all eyes still looked on him. That's when he saw it, the open window his only means of escape. "HEY WHAT'S THAT" He shouted, pointing behind the two Princesses. Surprisingly it worked ever as all ponies in the room turned to face the absolute nothing Discord had pointed out. This was his chance he thought, he started running as he was mere feet away from his freedom he noticed a familiar golden glow surrounding it, the widow dropped and locked. However Discord was determined. Outside on the streets of Ponyville life was getting back to normal. Not many ponies had seen Discord though all had experienced his chaos. For those who had not seen him, that was about to change. *Crash* In a hail of glass and glory the Draconequus came crashing out the library window. Though many began to flee in a panic, the few ponies who had become use to this unusual daily routine didn't even flinch especially not after the "Taz Incident" Once Discord regained his bearing's he broke back into a gallop, darting through the groups of ponies in an effort to get as far away from the library as possible. *Meanwhile in the library* "Did we really just fall for that?" Asked Luna with a stunned look on her face. "Isn't that how he got away the first time?" She quickly added Facehoofing Celestia looked back up at the group "Yes" she said with a groan. Twilight was pacing back in forth in a panic she had freely released the Spirit of Chaos from his stone prison. Then fell for his lame trick which let him escape the building, she now also needed a new window. "What do we do now Princess?" Twilight asked with worry in her voice. "Don't worry my student, what Discord forgets is I am the most magical pony in all of Equestria" Celestia said with a giggle gaining an angry glare from her sister. "So, are you going to use your magic to find him?" Twilight asked Celestia looked back at her student with a grin on her face "Better than that I'll bring him here" with that her horn began to glow once again and in a flash Discord was back in the library. Sadly for him he was still running, he did his best to stop all ponies present would agree. However when you're running from God you tend to gain some speed, speed which isn't easily lost. Discord soon learned this as he crashed through the side of the library leaving a Draconequus shaped hole in the wall. Celestia looked down at her student "I am so sorry right now" she said with a nervous chuckle *Back outside the Library* Discord was running again, he couldn't believe it he had escaped Celestia once again. However he forget the simple fact that she could Teleport him back there when ever she pleased. This fact he soon remembered as the red glow surrounded him once again. With a flash Discord was back in the library. This time however he had stopped running before the magic could send him there. He stood there looking at the six smaller ponies contemplating his options, running was out of the question if Celestia could just bring him back each and every time. Fighting was also out of the question, he was never one for physical violence. Even if he was willing to fight there was no way he could defeat Celestia and Luna without his magic. His thoughts were interrupted by he voice of Celestia coming from behind him. "If you're thinking of running again, don't you've already put enough holes in the building" She said in a regal manner "You expect me to sit here as you turn me back to stone?" Discord responded anger seeping into his voice. "From what Twilight has told me you had no problem sitting there when they turned you to stone mere hours ago." Celestia quickly retorted. "Anyways that not why we released you, we have another plan for you" Celestia added returning back to her regal tone. Discord stared at her with a confused look on his face "What do you plan on doing to me then? Lock me in a dungeon? Banish me? Lock me in a dungeon in the place you banished me? Make me read Spiderses. No matter what you do to me it can never be as boring as being a statue" Celestia's grin returned to her face should couldn't wait to see his reaction when she revealed her plan "Oh no, Celestia you wouldn't, you know I was joking right? In fact instead of that Turn me back to stone Or even better kill me." Now it was Celestia's turn to be confused "What exactly do you think I'm going to do to you?" Discord let out a nervous chuckle "Lock me in a dungeon in the place you banished me and make me read Spiderses." "Nobody is getting banished or locked in the dungeon and long ago I promised my people that no one would ever have to read Spiderses again" Celestia answered with a shudder recalling the dark day Spiderses hit the shelves. Wavy flashback effect Canterlot 400 years before Discords stone imprisonment "Discord your highness the ponies are rioting in the streets, they've begun to burn down the libraries and have begun calling for the execution of a pony named Argembarger. Sir how should we proceed?" Discord looked down at the guard, what could cause such panic amongst such timid ponies "Bring me a copy of the offending text." "At once my lord" Said the guard as he left the room. Several minutes later the guard returned carrying with him a scroll. The guard looked pale as if he had seen some form of unspeakable horror. Discord noticed it immediately. "Captain are you alright you seem a little pale, has something happened outside the castle?" "No, no, your highness it nothing out side the other guard have managed to quell most of the riots." The guard answered with a tone of fear and confusion, Which Discord did not miss. "Then Captain what is the problem I can't have guards protecting the cities, in a state such as yours" Discord asked genuinely concerned for the guard." The guard looked back up at his king attempting to regain his composure "The scroll your Highness, I read it on the way back. It's as if some dark magic created it I was unable to finish reading it, for fear that I would slip into madness." Discord raised an eyebrow something so powerful it could drive a royal guard insane just by reading it, how interesting he thought. After dismissing the guard Discord proceeded to lock the doors and windows insuring know one would interrupt him. "So Discord a single scroll has caused mass panic throughout the royal city and thought about it?" Came a voice from behind him. Out of surprise Discord spun around only to come muzzle to muzzle with a pink maned Alicorn. "Aaaaahhhh" Screamed Discord. "Oh, Celestia you startled me. How long have you been listening?" Discord asked quickly regaining his composure. "Long enough to become interested in that particular scroll. Shall we take a look?" Several minutes later, both Celestia and Discord had assumed the fetal position behind the throne. only the knocking on the door by several of the guard snapped them out of their grammar induced shock" *Meanwhile outside of Celestia's mind* Luna continued waving her hoof in front of Celestia's face "Hello, Equestria to Celestia do you read me?" "Did we break her?" Asked Twilight concerned for her teacher. "I think we did" Luna responded attempting to hide suppress a giggle but failing. As everyone stared at the Sun goddess who had been staring at the wall with a blank expression on her face for several minutes now, Discord raised his hand. "If we broke her, does that mean I win?" > Chapter 3: The Offer > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Great, this is turning out to be a fantastic day." Twilight spoke sarcasm thick in her voice. "First we have to deal with the Spirit of Disharmony. Then we release him and destroys my home. Then after all that we broke the princess." After finishing her rant Twilight dropped to the floor only now realizing how drained she was. "Sorry" Came a voice Twilight believed she knew who had spoken but her mind refused to accept it. "What" she said looking up from the floor, "I said I'm sorry" Discord said once again, staring at the floor. Twilight was stunned the creature she had been battling all morning, the creature who had turned her friends against each other, who had turned her town into pure chaos. The thing who had shown no remorse for almost destroying everything had just apologized. Twilight wasn't sure how to feel. "Why?" Twilight asked confused by the sudden change in personality. Finally looking up from the floor, Discord himself wasn't quite sure why he had said it. "I guess, I'm sorry for hurting you and your friends" Still unsure why he suddenly felt guilt for his actions. He'd never felt sorry for the chaos he'd caused before, why did he start now?. "No, I mean why are you saying it. This morning you had no problem with what you did. Why would you suddenly feel remorse now?" Twilight asked She was beginning to grow suspicious of Discord, she hadn't noticed it at first but he seemed calmer as if he knew how it was all going to play out and now he had apologized, what is he planning she thought. "I think I could help ease both of your confusion" Luna said a she moved from her position amongst the other ponies. Only now did Twilight notice her friends had fallen asleep, she couldn't blame them. She felt like she could pass out at any moment. Moving closer to Twilight and Discord, Luna took a seat on the couch closest to Twilight. "Discord, how do you feel right now?" Discord paused for a moment to think. Surprisingly being hit by a rainbow doesn't actually hurt. "Fine I suppose a little stiff, but I guess turning to stone could do that and as you could tell I've lost my powers" "No, Discord I can tell you're physically fine, How are you mentally? Also you haven't lost your powers, you've been weakened. I'll explain more when Celestia stops being broken" Celestia still stiff as a board, staring at the ceiling with a blank look on her face, had begun to creep them out so they moved her to a corner. Discord paused to think about the question. What could she mean "How do you feel mentally" he is the spirit of chaos of course he wasn't mentally stable. He hadn't been "normal" for over two thousand years, That's when he finally noticed. "I...I feel Normal" He said stunned, how could he have not noticed before. His mind was quiet no thoughts racing around he could think clearly. "As I thought, then the full effects of the Elements did not leave when we released you." Answered Luna completely unfazed by Discords response. "Princess, what do you mean the full effects?" asked Twilight curious as to what else she could learn about the Elements. "Twilight you've studied the Elements for almost a year now, what do you know about them" Luna responded she knew most of what Twilight had learned, from what her sister had shared with her. "Well Princess, I know the Elements can be used to destroy evil creatures. I also know they are used to restore harmony" "Only partially correct Twilight, the Elements do in fact restore Harmony. However they cannot be used to kill or destroy anything" Luna responded surprised that Celestia had not already taught her that. Twilight was now more confused then ever. "But Princess, we saw the Elements destroy Nightmare moon." Luna was truly surprised now, had her sister not taught her student anything about the Elements? "Once again Twilight you are close but still incorrect. The Elements did not destroy Nightmare moon, they weakened her enough for me to come back to my sense and regain control of myself. But make no mistake she is still in there, banging against the walls of her cage" Twilight was starting to understand now. "So is this what's happening to Discord now? is the Chaos part of him locked away somewhere in his mind?" Luna was pleased, Twilight was catching on quicker than she expect. Poor Discord was still confused however. "Your catching on now, However unlike Nightmare Moon who was a created by me Jealousy. Discord's need for chaos is part of his nature, though I do believe with our help he could be able to control it once again." Discord didn't know what to make of the situation. Instead of banishing him or Punishing him for what he'd done, they wanted to help him. "When you say help me what do you mean?" Discord asked nervously. Luna was pleased Discord seemed genuinely interested. "I believe Celestia wanted to be the one to make you the offer, However given the circumstances I don't think she'll mind." All three turned to check on Celestia's condition, but it hadn't changed. She was still staring at the Ceiling with that same blank look on her face. Looking back to Luna, Discord was slightly worried about this "offer" but anything was better then being turned to stone. "So what did you two have planned for me?" Luna grinned "We were gonna offer you a chance to come live with us in the castle, Just like the old time. Give you a chance to start over, a chance to fix your mistakes. Most importantly a chance to be our friend again." "And what if I refuse?" Discord asked worry returning to his face "We'll we would either have to throw you in the dungeon or put you back in the garden and I don't think anyone wants that" Luna said her grin growing even wider Twilight was in shock, she had understood the Princesses had known Discord before his reign of chaos. What she hadn't know was that they were friends, why had the neither of them told her she wondered and the plan to have Discord stay in the castle had they finally lost it? "So, Discord what do you think? Freedom air and a reasonable amount of chaos or Bird poop and boredom your chose. Personally you would make Celestia very happy if you picked the first." At the final remark Discord seemed to perk up "When you say "Reasonable amount of Chaos" what do you mean? because I have it on good accord that everyone enjoys Chocolate rain." She knew Discord wouldn't be won over simply with the promise of Freedom and so did Celestia, they had planned for this. "We'll you see, Equestria had changed a lot in the past thousand years and with that so did the ponies. Do you remember the Regal class during your rule?" Discord Nodded remembering how each time they entered the room he thought he would go insane. Luna laughed she knew how much it hurt Discord to sit through those meetings "Image the Regal Class times ten worse, they have their heads so far up their flanks they wouldn't laugh even if it meant life or death." Discord was in shock he knew the ponies didn't share his or Celestia sense of humor, but how could they be that snobby. When Luna said "Reasonable amount of Chaos" He could have never expect this much freedom the entire regal class and as long as he kept it under control he could be free at the same time." "Deal, Shall we shake on it?" Discord said sticking out his lion paw. "Sure" Luna lifted her hoof, but to everybody's surprise she spit into it, she then stuck it out for Discord to shake Discord looked semi Disgusted "Eww No" Twilight amused by the scene spoke up "How about we pretend you shook on it, and if anyone asks I was witness." Both Discord and Luna turned to Twilight a relieved look on their face "Deal" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE SEA OF SPIDERS, ANYTHING BUT THAT!" The sudden outburst from Celestia caused the three to jump, luckily the five remaining Element bearers did not stir from their sleep. "Oh, was that me?" Celestia said trying to suppress her embarrassment After a moment she had noticed that most of the ponies present had now fallen asleep, after a moment she noticed the circle. Luna, Twilight and Discord had moved from their spots on the floor to the furniture in the living area. "So what did I miss?" Her face still burning with embarrassment. > Chapter 4: He'd Empty Your Fridge Too > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So what did I miss?" Celestia had zoned out in public again and embarrassed herself this time in front of her student and sister, not so much Discord though. "We'll you see Princess Celestia, once you broke we didn't really know how to fix you so we kept going with the conversation with out you. Please don't be mad at us Princess." Twilight was worried they had just made a deal with Discord and left Celestia her out of it, sure that what she wanted but still. Celestia chuckled "Twilight how many time have I told you not to worry so much, why would I be mad at you? Anyway everything turned out for the best, or at least I hope it did." "Don't worry sister everything turned out just as you predicted" Luna said pleased with how she had accomplished the deal. "What, so you knew how this was going to play out?" Discord asked confused once again by the events. Merely hours ago he was the all powerful spirit of Chaos and Disharmony and within the past hour he had become more confused then he'd ever felt before. Thoughts began to rush through his mind, if she knew how this was all going to play out how long had she been planning for it? Did she know he would be escaping today? When was he going to get some food? Celestia took her seat on the couch next to her sister. "Discord, you seem to have forgotten the simple fact, I've been playing this game just as long as you." Discord eyed Celestia suspiciously "That may be true Celestia, that doesn't explain how you could know when I was going to escape." "Oh that's simple I planned it" She said matter of factly. Twilight and Discord were stunned Celestia had planned all of this? How could she have possible set this all up? Twilight was the first to speak up "So you planned everything? Even Discord stealing the Elements?" Celestia moved from her seat on the couch and moved to sit with Twilight on the floor cushions "Yes and no, my faithful student I may have planned a few thing, Such as the school trip that helped release him and I may have left the door open. However what was to occur afterwards Luna and I were unsure. The only thing we sure of was that you would be able to stop him, which you did" Twilight was trying to make sense of what her mentor had just told her. The Princess had known about the whole thing before it had even happened, had she planned the Nightmare moon incident as well? "Princess, I think I understand why you planned this. From what Luna told me the Elements weakened Discord enough that he would have to listen to reason once he was captured again, I also believe you did this order to save Discord because he was your friend. What I don't understand is why did you let him steal the Elements so easily." Celestia was pleased with a little help Twilight was almost able to piece everything together "Correct on almost all the part, I knew that with Discord at his full power and the way he was, he would have never even considered listening to us" "I might have." Interrupted Discord. "No you wouldn't" Responded the other three in unison. Discord crossed his arms, he thought he sounded totally believable. Celestia cleared her throat "As I was saying, the reason I let Discord obtain the Elements so easily was the simple fact that I know him more than he thinks. I knew that if Discord had any trouble obtaining the Elements he would have hid them better. I also knew he thought it was that easy to obtain them he would become cocky and then become even more reckless" Discord shrugged knowing everything Celestia had just said was completely true. "So you knew I was going to escape today, you knew I was going to take the Elements. Most importantly you knew I was going to lose? That's quite mean even for you" Celestia wasn't quite sure what he meant "What part of that was mean? You're free now, we've offered you a second chance to live a life. I'm having a hard time trying to find the mean points" Only now had the others noticed Discord was gone Twilight began to panic, had he escaped when Celestia was talking how far could he have gotten. Her panic was quickly lifted when Discord walked back into the room with a sandwich in one hand and a what appeared to chocolate milk in the other. "Oh sweet Celestia please don't let it explode" Twilight muttered under her breath. "You know praying doesn't count when I'm sitting beside you" Celestia whispered into her ear. Discord returned to his seat next to Luna "I emptied your Fridge" He said looking over to Twilight and making the most serious possible face he could muster. "Ooh better luck next time my Faithful student" Celestia once again whispered into Twilights ear. Finishing the sandwich and his drink Discord returned his gaze to Celestia "So what were you saying?" Celestia did her best to hide her giggle "First you have to tell me when did you leave?" "Right after you asked me what part was mean. I was hungry so I went to get some food, Luna asked me to get her something too" Only then did Celestia and Twilight turn their Gaze to the Midnight Alicorn sitting beside Discord. Both were completely stunned not only had Discord find the time to get food when Celestia was talking but he also made Luna a Salad. Luna stared back at them, showing no sign of remorse for her assistance in the slaughter of Twilights fridge. "You wanted to know what I meant by you being mean? The sheer false hope you gave me, you knew I was going to escape, you knew I was going to be defeated. Instead of defeating me once I escaped, you gave me false hope that I might win. Couldn't have just done an Element firing squad at the statue then talk to me at the Castle?" Celestia looked back down at Twilight who had finally fell asleep "Yes, I could have done that to begin with but I didn't plan this for just a single purpose. True I planned this to save you, but I also planned this to strengthen the Elements bearers bond with each other." Luna was surprised, Celestia had never spoken about this portion of the plan, though she should have come to expect it from her at this point. "So let me get this straight" Discord said crossing his arm "You planned this all, my escape, my attempted conquering of Equestria, my defeat. But most importantly you planned this entire evening in advance is that correct?" Celestia nodded "Eeeyup, that about it, and it turned out perfectly if I do say so myself. You accepted our offer, Twilight and her friends are stronger than ever. But more importantly we now have somebody to kill the boredom around Canterlot, everybody wins" "Sister, is that the truth or did you plan this entire thing just to kill boredom and the other points just came with the bringing Discord back?" Luna asked her sister eying her for any change in emotion. However thousands of years among mortals had given all three of them the greatest poker face in Equestria. Celestia began to grin. "Oh Luna how could you even think I would do such a thing." "Ya she's a saint" Snorted Discord. Luna looked to her sister "So now that we have all of this sorted out, what do we do now?" Celestia frowned after all that planning almost every single detail planned out for the last few months she had forgotten to plan a very simple thing, what to do after the initial plan succeeded. She had to think fast if she wanted to save herself. "It's too late now, when we first arrived Luna and I told the guards to rent a room at the inn should we be here to late. I could only assume they've all gone to sleep now, and I would rather not disturb them after a day such as today. I do not think Twilight would mind if we stayed here tonight." Celestia turned to look at her sister but smiled when she saw that Luna had already nodded off to sleep. That's when she heard the snore turning her head slightly, she now face Discord who had fallen asleep on the couch next to Luna. Celestia did her best to cover up her laugh in a hope not to wake everyone up. Discord was now laying on the couch in the single most awkward manner possible his tail draped over the top of the couch. His head was now resting on the floor and he had both legs going over the back of the couch. Celestia could suppress the laugh any longer luckily for her the long day had taken its toll on everybody as nobody so much as stirred. Before Celestia drifted off into sleep she was able to mutter one last thing. "It's good to have you back my friend." > Final Chapter: The Morning After > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brass Beast lay sleeping in his bed at the Ponyville inn, currently dreaming of his next promotion. Standing inside Canterlot Grand hall, Brass was wearing his ceremonial armor as the both the Princess of the Sun and Moon stood before him. Princess Celestia looked down at him "Brass Beast, for you acts of heroism and service to Equestria, I hear by grant you the rank of Master Sargent of the Royal Guard." Brass had never felt so happy, he had finally made it to the top. He was now in charge of the Royal Guard, he no longer had to take orders from anypony now, instead he would be giving the orders. It all just seemed to real to be true and sadly it was. "Hey, Brass, hey, hey, Brassy wake up" Rang a all to familiar voice of Hammer. "Brass get up, get up, get up." If Brass Beast had been a lesser pony, Hammer would not be standing there, ruining one of the few good nights of sleep he had in awhile. "Hey Brass didn't you hear me, GET UP!" Hammer finished shouting. "I'm up dammit, what's the fuss about?" Brass said groggily getting out of his warm bed. "It's 8:30 in the morning we need to get going" Hammer responded as he put his helmet back on. Bras was confused why did he have to get up so early, his shift didn't start till 9:30 and if it had been a major problem the alarms would be sounding. It was only then that Brass remembered where he was and what he had to do. "THE PRINCESS" Brass shouted jumping out of the bed and darting to the door. Hammer laughed "Brass I think you're forgetting something" He finished pointing to Brass's armor folded on the table in the corner of the room. Brass let out a nervous chuckle "I was just testing you" "Sure, you were" Hammer responded sarcasm seeping out of him. Brass had trouble getting his armor on this early in the morning, still weakened by his early waking. It didn't help that his armor was larger than most. Brass was larger then most Stallions in the guard. However being a larger Pegasus than normal was more of a blessing than most would think. With his larger build came stronger wings, once he gets going he could match the speed of most members of the Wonderbolts. His large size also allows him to go hoof to hoof with even the strongest of Earth ponies. "We'll what are you standing there for? We have to go meet the Princesses, so we can get them back to Canterlot." Brass said slightly annoyed that he'd forgotten such an important task. A few moment's later both Hammer and Brass had left the inn and were now heading towards the Library "Brass, tell me again why we couldn't bring Forge with us?" Hammer asked already forgetting that Brass had answered this question several times already. Brass grunted "I thought I told you already, about 6 times now. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna wanted him to stay at the castle so he could continue his speech lessons. She also wanted him to stay there so you didn't become distracted, like you've just become." "I miss the little guy." sighed Hammer "I wonder what he's doing right now." "Well you know Forge he's either Eating all the food in the castle or burning something, but don't worry he'll be fine and anyways will see him in a few hours." Brass answered in his best reassuring voice. Hammer sighed "I guess you're right, what the worst that could happen." Brass chuckled "Of course I'm right, when have I ever been wrong?" Now it was Hammers turn to laugh "How about when you told me I was not right for the guard?" Brass winced he had hoped it wouldn't come up anymore "Okay Kid I'll give you that one, you might be a little rough around the edges but with my help I think you'll make a fine guard." When Brass said this he wasn't lying. When Bronze Hammer should up during the recruiting week Brass thought he was joking. The kid apparently couldn't afford his armor so he made his own, though Brass wouldn't admit it, but he was impressed. Sadly the kid just didn't meet the Standard and Brass had sent him on his way. A few days later the kid showed up again with a chewed up helmet and a small dragon. He was about to deny the poor kid again when the Princess herself decided to overrule the requirements and let him join, she never did tell brass why. Brass would never admit but he was beginning to enjoy Hammer and Forge's company. "Hey Brass, Hello Brass are you home?" Hammer said waving his hoof in front of his face. "Oh I must have zoned out, sorry what did you need?" He said refocusing on what walking. "I think were here, the Princess said the tree house right?" Asked Hammer. "Yea I'm pretty sure if not we can ask for directions" Responded Brass as he knocked on the door. The door opened and standing there was a lavender unicorn mare. "Oh hello, My name you must be the princesses escort. Come right in they are just finishing up their breakfast right now" She said as she turned to walk back inside, before she could get further into the house she turned around "Oh where are my manners, would you like something to eat to?" Brass shook his head "Oh no we are fine, but thank you for the offer, Miss?" "Oh call me Twilight, if you don't mind waiting on the couch over their the Princess Luna and Celestia will be out in a minute" She said walking into the next room. As Hammer and Brass stood in the room, they couldn't help but notice how homey this library felt. Though from what they had heard Princess Celestia tell Luna was that the mare they had just met lived there so it only made sense that it also felt like home. *Creak, Creak* Hammer was the first to turn to face the stair case and what he saw stunned him. The monster they had seen last night "Discord" he believed is what the Princesses called him. He must be trying to sneak up on them thought Hammer. He ducked down and looked to back at Brass realizing that he had also seen him. "What do we do?" Whispered Hammer a look of terror on his face. "Wait till my mark then we hit him" responded Brass confidence in his voice. "With what?" Asked Hammer as his terror only grew. Brass looked at him with a grin "Anything, remember heavier is better." he said picking up the vase from the side table. As the Discord continued his way down the stairs he could have sworn he'd seen something. "Must be my imagination" he said to himself passing the couch, but as he did that's when he saw the Pegasus guards only from the corner of his eye. "NOW!" Shouted Brass as he threw the Vase Bulls eye he thought as the vase struck Discord in the side of the head. However it wasn't enough to stop him as Discord got back to his feet still dazed by the first impact he was struck by a second object, a book. "What the hell?" Discord was stunned he had just been after carrying some book for Twilight upstairs, by Celestia's guards none the less. "Take that you monster" Shouted Hammer as he threw another book. "Charge" Yelled Brass as he broke into sprint at the creature "No, no, noooooo!" Screamed Discord as he was pelted with book and tackled. "Oh sweet sun and moon, CELESTIA HELP ME!" He yelled trying to claw his way to the kitchen sadly the wait of Brass beast kept him in place. "What is going on here" Came the sweet voice of Celestia "Quickly Princess we have him pinned, destroy him well we have the chance" yelled the panicked voice of Hammer. "Would all three of you stop playing around we have to go soon and I would rather not spend the last of my time here dealing with you three." Celestia said using her magic to lift the bigger of the two off poor Discord. "Bu.. But Hee.. But he's the bad guy" Stuttered Brass completely stunned wasn't it the monster she came her to defeat? Celestia smiled "Correction, he WAS the bad guy, but now he's coming back with us to the castle" Brass and Hammer were stunned, that creature was the reason Celestia came here in the first place. She had told them it was to defeat it, but instead it was coming to live with them? Then Brass had a realization, maybe it was like Princess Luna when she was Nightmare moon. The creature might have been evil before but now he was good again or he could be jumping to conclusions either option was completely possible. Celestia chuckled she could easily see the confusion one their faces. "Don't worry you two, I'll explain everything in good time and don't worry though you courage was not accurately placed it wont go unnoticed. "Not accurately placed you say? Try telling that to my skull." Discord said as he rubbed his forehead. Luna entered the room with a smile on her face she hadn't had such a good night sleep in ages she noticed everybody standing in the middle of the room. Book were sprawled across the floor and there were shards of ceramic scattered about. "So, what did I miss" She said confused by the sight before her. "Oh nothing much sister" Chuckled Celestia. *Crash* Came the sound of shattering glass "Wha...Wh...Wha..What happened?" Stuttered Twilight. Celestia didn't know what to say and she really didn't want to be the one to fix the mess again so she said the only thing she could say. "We'll you see my faithful student we were having a talk when, QUICKLY EVERYBODY TO THE CELESTIA MOBILE" She shouted as she dived through the Window quickly followed by Discord, Luna, Hammer and Brass. By the time Twilight managed to get out side the chariot was already several hundred feet off the ground there was nothing Twilight could do but drop to her knees "CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed to the heavens. One hour later the Chariot had landed in the castle courtyard and Celestia had already gone inside. Upon entry to the throne room one of the castle servant rushed up to Celestia. "Princess you need to come quick something horrible is happening in the kitchen" The mare cried in panic. "What seems to be the problem" Celestia asked as the headed towards the kitchen. "That little monster you let that guard keep as a pet and the bigger monster you brought back, are burning all the wooden bowl and utensils." She said angry deep in her voice. Celestia was confused there was no way it could be Discord he had wandered off with Luna after they got back. The maid must have been mistaken his powers hadn't even begun to return so there was no possible way he could be in the kitchen. However sure enough when they arrived at the kitchen they were greeted by the sight of Discord holding the young dragon in his paws as if it were some sort of weapon. "PULL!" Shouted Discord Celestia looked over to see Hammer sitting across the room with a stack of Wooden plates and Bowls beside him. She was once again stunned as Hammer picked up a bowl and hurled it into the air. Discord aimed for a split second, Pulled the dragons tail and let loose a steady stream of flames that incinerated the bowl. "TEN POINTS" Shouted Luna with a laugh Celestia was somehow not surprised to hear her sisters voice. Less then twenty minutes they had been back and Discord and Luna had already burned the entire supply of Dishes. Celestia stepped fully into the room. Discord, Luna and Hammer turned to face the Princess of the Sun with utter terror on their faces. Celestia grinned "Are you kidding at best that was eight points, Let a professional show you how its done" The poor maid was stunned.