The Sissified Swap
On approach, Sunburst looked up at the Crystal Castle and smiled as a familiar warmth tickled his belly. "It's funny," he said, picking up his pace to a trot.
Speeding up to match step with her close friend, Starlight Glimmer waited through a few seconds of silence before speaking. "Come on, Sunny. Use your words," she said.
"Oh! Sorry, lost in thought again," he said, then chuckled with a shy smile in Starlight's direction. "I was thinking it's funny that I feel such a connection to the Crystal Kingdom, even though I only lived here for two years."
"Well, it's a beautiful place," said Starlight. She looked left and right at the houses they passed as they headed up the small flight of steps leading to the palace arcade.
"I don't really do beauty that much," said Sunburst. "Except you, of course."
"You sweetheart. Maybe it's the connection you have with the royal family?" asked Starlight.
"Yes! That must be it," he replied. "Even though I only served as Flurry Heart's official Crystaller for little more than a year, Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadance treated me like one of the family."
"Well, you are one of the family," said Starlight. She stopped at the staircase to the main entrance of the palace, which was flanked by two crystal guardsponies. "And since you're my husband, that makes me one of the family too."
Sunburst pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes. "But you're married to Trixie, Starlight. Technically speaking, I'm just your boyfriend."
Starlight rolled her eyes. "That's only because Ponyville doesn't have plural marriage, silly. You always get so uptight over technical details!"
One of the guards noisily cleared his throat. "Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, but I have a message. Ponyville School of Friendship Headmare Starlight Glimmer and Vice-Headmare and Royal Crystaller Sunburst, we welcome you to the Crystal Palace," he said, holding his head high. "The royal couple have been expecting your arrival. You are requested to bathe in the spa, and then you may greet them in the... pleasure bedchamber."
The other guard turned his head to the side, but the rosy glow of his cheeks was still barely visible through the back of his magically crystalline head.
"That's strange," said Sunburst. "Mister guard, um, sir: do you have directions? As Crystaller, I've been to the royal bedchambers, but I've never heard of this 'pleasure bedchamber' before..."
"It's fine, I know the way," said Starlight, smiling. "Follow me, Sunny." She began to head up the steps.
"Ha! Of course you do," mumbled Sunburst, color now peeking through the pelt of his own cheeks. He trotted up the staircase after Starlight. "This isn't some weird kind of thing where you're going to make me watch you and Shining Armor do, er... you-know-what, is it?"
"Not at all! Nothing quite like that, anyway..." said Starlight. She momentarily turned her head backwards to flash an evil grin at Sunburst.
"Oh colt. Sweet, dear Starlight Glimmer. Life with you is never boring."
After bathing, Starlight Glimmer led Sunburst through the palace hallways.
"I know you're aggressive about getting clean, but you honestly didn't have to shove your entire hoof up there," said Sunburst, his voice soft.
"It took several minutes to get it in, but it was worth it," said Starlight. She stopped in front of a nondescript-looking door with a keyhole below the doorknob.
"You are an incorrigible pervert, you know," he said.
Starlight laughed. "Exactly. Don't 'incorrige' me."
As Sunburst groaned at the pun, Starlight knocked on the door.
"Come in! It's locked," came Cadance's voice. It sounded like she was yelling, yet it was barely audible.
"Wait, what?" said Sunburst.
"You silly goose! They know how adept I am," said Starlight, casting a spell which instantly unlocked the door.
Both ponies entered the room, and Starlight shut and locked the door behind them. The entire room was lit by candlelight, so it took a moment for Sunburst's eyes to adjust.
Sunburst stood within a room unlike any he'd ever seen. It was at least twice the size of the royal bedchamber, with two enormous heart-shaped beds covered in deep red satin sheets. There was a walk-in closet filled with what appeared to be dresses and costumes. There was an enormous dresser clearly designed for makeup, and one wall was covered with various sex toys and tools hanging on hooks and shelves. Having lived with Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst knew what some of the toys were for, so he elected to assume the rest somehow had something to do with sex as well. As for the strange, freestanding wooden devices? He couldn't hope to guess.
Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadance were here. Like the other couple, their manes were damp from a recent bath. "Sunburst!" said Shining Armor, grinning. "There's my Crystaller. How've you been?"
The four briefly exchanged hugs. "Things have been fine. We banished an ancient evil last week, but life at the School has been a little slow otherwise. It's nice to have a week to spend with the two of you," said Sunburst. "Oh, and I live with a nymphomaniac and her wife, so there's that."
Starlight laughed. "And you love it," she added.
"I know that feel, bro," said Shining Armor. "Being married to the Princess of Love makes for some... interesting experiences, shall we say."
"For example: I fucked him," said Starlight Glimmer. "Her too, but that goes without saying."
"Oh gosh. I hope the darkness in here is enough to hide a blush," said Sunburst.
"Not remotely," said Cadance. "Anyway, can you two guess why we're all here?"
Sunburst's ears swiveled forward. "I'm surprised Starlight doesn't already know, to be honest."
"She was talking to you boys," said Starlight.
"I'm as lost as you are, Sunburst," admitted Shining Armor. "But it's pretty clear we're not about to take you on a tour of the city, or hit up some dance clubs..."
"Likewise, I speculate meeting Flurry Heart will need to wait until later this evening," said Sunburst, adjusting his glasses with his magic. "Starlight likes to make me watch. Maybe they want to make us both suffer."
"Nope! We're going to do a little partner swapping," said Starlight. "Nothing too weird... for now."
"You want me to be with an alicorn princess?" gasped Sunburst, eyes wide. "I, I don't know if I can, um, p-perform..."
"Great. Way to rub it in that I don't have wings," teased Starlight, poking her boyfriend in the ribs with the thrust of a hoof.
"Anypony can perform for Caddy here. She'll see to that," said Shining, with a chuckle. "Though I've been with Starlight before, so that should be straightforward..."
Both mares broke out into peals of laughter.
"Okay, what's the joke?" said Shining Armor.
"Oh no," said Sunburst. "I know that particular laugh quite well."
"You have the wrong idea, my dear boys," said Cadance. "That's not the partner swap we had in mind."
Shining Armor blinked several times in rapid succession. "I don't get it."
"Neither... Oh. Oh! Oh, oh... oh. This is h-highly irregular," said Sunburst, blushing brighter than his cutie mark.
"Somepony clue me in. Please," said Shining.
Cadance and Starlight pushed Shining Armor and Sunburst face to face, giggling.
"And... I still don't get it," said Shining Armor.
"She means us, Shining," said Sunburst. "Like, you and me. Doing sex to each other."
"Wow. 'Doing sex?' And here I thought my husband was a raging dork," said Cadance.
"Wait. What? Cadance, you know I'm not gay, right?" asked Shining Armor. "Please tell me you know this."
"I've never given such a thing serious consideration," said Sunburst. "This leads me to the conclusion that I, too, am unlikely to be... I suppose it would be 'bi-sexual' in this instance."
"Yes, we know," said Starlight Glimmer. "But we're pretty sure we can make this work."
"And it's not like either of you have a choice in the matter, given the respective nature of our relationships," said Cadance.
"Oh my. You too?" asked Sunburst.
Shining blushed and rolled his eyes. "Eh... I'm more of a switch," he said, and Cadance chuckled. "Ugh. Okay, fine. Caddy, you can make me do whatever you want, but you can't make me enjoy it. This is crazy."
"Just give it a chance, sweetie-bun," cajoled Cadance, kissing her husband on the cheek.
"I'm not exactly 'turned on' by the idea myself," said Sunburst. "But, as always, I am at your command."
"Don't worry, boys! There's an obvious solution here." said Starlight Glimmer. "We'll make you both look like mares! Then each one of you will feel like you're fucking a girl."
"Off these come," said Starlight, levitating the glasses and cape off of Sunburst's body.
"Wait a moment. Sexual changes aren't something magic has worked out yet," said Sunburst.
"Who said anything about magic?" asked Cadance. "We'll just dress you up, give you a little makeup, and before you know it, you two will be making out with throbbing erections slapping against those naughty bellies."
Shining laughed nervously. "I... will not make a convincing mare, love," he said to Cadance. "My muzzle is like five times larger than any mare's."
"And I have a beard," Sunburst pointed out, then his eyes widened. "Oh no. You're not going to make me shave my beard, are you?"
"No, you can keep your silly beard. It's not very big, anyway," said Starlight.
"Okay, this is officially getting weird," said Shining Armor, mopping a bead of sweat from his brow.
After a few minutes of makeup, Cadance selected a couple of her favorite see-through negligees, one in pink for her husband and one in white for Sunburst. "These will work on any size," she pointed out. "They strap around the middle, but leave... other things free." The princess helped her prince into his skimpy dress.
"You both look so adorable!" bubbled Starlight, clopping her forehooves together.
Shining Armor looked in the dresser mirror. "Hmm. This isn't very much makeup," he said, pressing his pink-smeared lips together and batting his eyes. "I mean, it's a lot for you, but it's not very convincing on me."
"We're not trying to make you look like whorses," said Cadance. "Not yet, anyway. Makeup in general should be something subtle that you can see when you're up close and personal."
"I like the eyeliner, at least," said Sunburst. "Er, from a technical perspective, of course."
"Of course," said Starlight, tying Sunburst's lingerie in place. "We may have overdone the eyeliner, but you should be staring into each other's eyes, so it probably matters the most."
"I don't know if I'm r-ready for this," said Sunburst, as he and Shining Armor sat facing one another. "Not having the glasses on is... interesting. I can't see well until it's right in my face."
Starlight giggled evilly in response.
"Just lean in and breathe deep," Princess Cadance whispered to both of them. "Maintain eye contact."
"The illusion isn't quite there," said Shining Armor. "I mean... you're cute, Sunburst, more than I ever realized, but you don't look like a mare, and I certainly don't either..."
"You dopes. That's what makes it so bucking hot," said Starlight Glimmer, swatting Sunburst on the rump.
"Yipe!" said Sunburst, falling forward to meet Shining's lips with his. Shining Armor's eyes opened wide, then relaxed, and they kissed gently for a few seconds.
"Plus, this way they can work on being fags and dykes at the same time," said Starlight Glimmer. "It's perfect." Hearing that, Cadance failed to suppress a laugh.
"Okay, m-maybe this is doing something," whispered Shining Armor as he felt himself slip free of his sheath. "Those painted lips smell like..."
"It's cheap makeup," said Cadance. "It's supposed to smell like flowers, and wax, and sissy faggots."
"Your mouth is really soft, Shining," Sunburst whispered back. "But... I mean, we're not gay, and..."
Cadance sighed. "Alright, fine. Let's fix that," she said, and both stallions' heads glowed with the pale blue of her magic alicorn aura.
"W-what was that?" said Sunburst.
"I don't want you just to fuck my husband," she explained. "I want you to fall in love with him."
"Oh horseshit. She... she can do that," whispered Shining. "I..." He paused for a moment, looking admiringly at Sunburst's face, then leaned in for a firm kiss to his muzzle. This time, heads tilted, lips parted, and Sunburst felt Shining's tongue gently caressing his. Sunburst's penis slipped free of his sheath, and both boys firmed up in the open air, their flesh dancing beneath the lacy edges of their lingerie.
Finally, the kiss broke and both lovers gasped and panted.
"I don't suppose I can pretend I'm not enjoying this anymore," murmured Sunburst.
"Fuck pretending, Sunburst," said Shining Armor, reaching over to stroke Sunburst's turgid member with a gentle hoof.
"I think I'd prefer if you f-fuck me," whispered Sunburst. "Oh no. Did I say that out loud?"
"Oh! I know. We can call Sunburst 'Sunflower' from now on, or Flower for short. Doesn't that sound lovely?" said Starlight Glimmer. "What about Shiny—oh, damn. I'm dripping on your carpet, Cadance."
"It's fine, we have to clean the thing practically every day," said Cadance. "Shiny's new name is White Satin, naturally."
"Naturally?" asked Starlight.
Momentarily distracted from his reverie, White Satin turned to her wife. "W-what? How did you know?"
"Twily, of course," said Cadance. "It's the name his parents were going to give him if he turned out to be a girl, you see."
"S-satin is a very pretty name," said Sunflower. "If it's okay for me to say that."
"Twily, you traitor... but... yeah. Yeah, Flower, I like being called that," said Satin, squeezing at the base of her lover's medial ring. "Do you want to go first?"
"Go?" asked Flower. To answer her question, Satin guided her head down against the flat end of her penis. It was already dribbling with precum.
Flower paused just an inch from the head and took in a deep breath through her nostrils. "This... wow. I have to admit, I like the scent of my own member, but... this is different, and wonderful," she whispered. "So good. I, I have to taste..."
Slowly, Flower suckled the precum from the end of Satin's cock, only to be greeted with more. "I love this," she whispered. "I... I think I love you." She lowered her mouth around the shaft, taking the tip into her throat as she applied gentle suction while stroking the underside with her tongue in tiny left-and-right swipes.
"How is he so good at this?" gasped Satin. "I thought he was straight!"
"She is good because I've been training her on steel cock for months," said Starlight. "It's a great way to ensure you learn to pull those lips back."
"Nice work, Starlight. Looks like we have some catching up to do, wife," said Cadance, yanking on Satin's tailbase. "Oh, buck it, I'm way too horny now. Star?"
"Way ahead of you, Princess of Whorses," said Starlight.
Sunflower couldn't tell what Starlight and Cadance were up to, however. All of her senses were inundated with strange and wonderful stimuli, a world of cock filling her nose and mouth. Her hooves began to stroke Satin's balls and the base of her shaft, pushing her insistently toward an inevitable climax.
"I can't believe it's this quick. I... I'm g-going to c-cum," said Satin, and she forcefully grabbed Flower's mane and pulled her up off the cock.
"Please, Mistress, make me beautiful," Flower whispered in response, her tongue sticking out of a wide-open mouth, hooves below it cupped; her entire body, waiting to be used.
"F-fuck!" yelped Satin, a thick rope of pearly-white jelly firing over her lover's mane, some of it landing across her eager face and muzzle. The second and third jets fired directly into her lips as Satin guided it with her hooves. The fourth one was weaker, but landed partly on Flower's muzzle, a little on her beard, and the rest in her trembling hooves.
"Thank you Mistress," said Flower, swallowing dutifully. "It... it's amazing. May I clean you?"
"Yes. Yes, absolutely, little Flower. Fuck. I'm starting to come down, and I'm still feeling horny as Tartarus," groaned Satin in a deep, masculine timbre.
Flower squealed in pleasure and wrapped her lips around Satin's softening member, milking the last bit from her nuts with a hoof. Satin continued to pant deeply, then said, "If Cadance doesn't reverse whatever she did to us, I'm going to have to fuck half the Royal Guard. Or maybe just you, my sweet. Maybe we can kidnap you for a few months."
"I think that counts as a success," said Cadance, high-hoofing with Starlight.
"You can do anything you want to me," said Flower, in a matter-of-fact voice. "I'm so pent up right now, I could explode, but I won't touch myself without permission." Her cock bobbed in the air, bulbous head flaring, with the lacy undergarment tickling against it.
"I... I think I want that in me, but I need to taste it. I've never tasted cock," said Satin.
"You have no idea what you're missing, Satin," said Flower. "But you're about to find out."
"First I need to clean you up," Satin countered with a smile, then leaned in and began to lick the cream from Flower's muzzle.
"Oh, Mistress," she gasped. Several licks to the face later, two salty tongues met in the open air and the pair were kissing all over again—just as gently as before, despite all the passion.
After the kiss broke, Flower gasped. "You're so gentle," she whispered.
"You too. I never expected kissing another stallion could be like this," Satin whispered back.
"Would you like to... kiss something else now?" asked Flower. Satin had licked most of the blush from her cheeks, but with that question, they reddened anew.
"Yes," said Satin, and she leaned down and inhaled deeply. Flower imagined her experiencing the warm, earthen smell of stallion dick, just as she had several minutes ago. Satin's tongue lapped out and rolled up Flower's shaft, picking up a small river of precum along the way to the tip.
"Satin, if you want to suck cock like a good girl, you need to pull your lips over your teeth. It takes practice," said Cadance. "And you do want to suck cock like a good girl, don't you?"
"Yes my Princess," whispered White Satin, gingerly wrapping her lips around the head of Sunflower's penis.
"Ah! A little d-dry," whined Flower. "S-sorry."
"Don't apologize for your girlfriend's mistakes," said Starlight Glimmer. "She needs to learn."
"My apologies," said Satin, wetting the outside of her lips with her tongue, then very gently slipping over the tip of Flower's cock once again.
"Oh. Ohh, m-much better, Mistress," whispered Flower.
"She's not your Mistress," corrected Princess Cadance. "Call her by her name, or use an accurate word, like 'slut'."
"Yes, Princess," Flower said, then shivered, whispering very quietly, "Are you enjoying my cock... s-slut?"
In response, Satin moaned in pleasure through her nostrils, sending vibrations cascading through Flower's shaft. Suddenly, Flower screamed in surprise, and her world exploded in a pink electric carpet-bombing of her flesh, the waves of pleasure centered as much within her heart as her penis.
Satin, on the other hoof, was quite taken by surprise. Semen dribbled out one nostril as she pulled off like a bottle rocket, coughing and choking as cum pooled out of her mouth and onto the floor. "Oh, oh holy Celestia. Tissues, please," she gasped.
"Oh my gosh! Shining, I'm so sorry," said Flower. "I swear, I had no idea I was about to... do that, it just felt so wonderful..."
Cadance laughed. "It's okay. It's all a learning experience," she said.
"And her name is White Satin," said Starlight, grabbing Flower roughly by the mane with her magic, which caused another spurt of fluid to spill forth from her still-bobbing member. "Get it straight. Or gay. You know what I mean."
Sunflower nodded. "Yes Mistress, her name is White Satin," she repeated.
"That has no right to sound as hot as it does," said Satin as she blew her nose into a tissue. "Holy crap. Okay, that was a big shock, but I have zero regrets. I still want more." As if to confirm her statement, Satin's cock was already firming up mere minutes after having been fully discharged.
"I think it's time for you to really learn what it means to be a mare," said Starlight Glimmer. She picked up Flower in her magic, spinning her around so her rump faced Satin. "It's about being a warm, willing hole. Doesn't that sound nice?"
"I've never w-wanted anything this badly," said Flower. "I don't deserve this."
"You're beautiful," came a masculine, throaty whisper into her ear, as Satin mounted her. "You deserve all this and more."
"But... I don't look like a mare," said Flower, whimpering.
"You look like a slut. A sissified faggot slut," whispered Satin. "Just like me."
"Not so fast," said Cadance, pulling Satin back. "We need some lubricant."
"Oh. Duh, right," she replied. "Sorry. I keep thinking she's a girl!"
"And that's exactly how it should be," said Starlight, grinning.
"I want you to start with some natural lubricant, however. Do you understand me, pretty whorse?" said Princess Cadance.
"Yes, my Princess," said Satin. "Your will is my command."
"What do you mean by—" said Sunflower, but she stopped short when she felt the soft pressure of Satin's satiny lips against her ponut. "Ohmygosh. Is, is she...?"
White Satin moaned nasally as she kissed and licked into the divot, and then pressed her tongue hard into the puckered flesh. Flower's flower yielded immediately to the pressure, still stretched from the bath.
"Oh wow. This... it's weird. It feels very weird," said Flower.
"Is... that sanitary?" asked Starlight Glimmer.
"Wait, what? Glimmy, you've never eaten ass before?" said Cadance. "We definitely have to fix this."
Starlight chuckled wryly. "I dunno, Caddy. I don't really like scat."
"It's not scatological at all, if you're clean," said Cadance. "It just tastes... personal, and musky. As personal as cock. More, really."
"Huh. And it's fun?" she replied. Flower couldn't see Starlight's face, but she could hear the uncertainty in her voice.
"Having it done to you mostly feels weird, but doing it to somepony else is like the Heavens," said Cadance. "It's fucking amazing. You'll love it."
"S-so you're saying Satin's tongue being in my ass is... enjoyable for her?" squeaked Flower, shivering with every little lick inside her colt pussy.
"She's hard as crystal, if that answers your question," said Cadance, standing inside Flower's field of vision. "You're giving her unspeakable pleasure right now. And that pretty colt pussy of yours looks perfect all smeared with lipstick."
"I agree with that part. I'm definitely going to have to try this," said Starlight. "You're the best friend ever, Caddy. Trixie doesn't really like butt-stuff, though..."
"We'll have to come visit you two next, then," said Cadance.
"This... this is my life, and I love it," whispered Flower. "Friendship help me, I love it."
With a wet-sounding pop, Satin pulled free from the soft, puffy rim of Flower's ponut. "Oh, fuck. You taste as good as Cadance, Flower," said Satin. "Only... somehow, it's... more male? I... I need to fuck you. I hope that's okay."
"I've never been more ready in my life," said Flower, sniffling.
"Sweetie, are you crying?" asked Starlight, leaping into Flower's field of vision with a look of concern on her face.
Sunflower smiled as a tear dripped down one cheek. "It's... okay. It's the good kind."
"Aww, that's so sweet!" said Cadance, clopping her forehooves together.
"I feel that way too, hon. I want... I think I want to make you my mare," said Satin. "Like, in a big way."
"Here," said Cadance, and Flower heard the familiar 'pop' of the top of a lube container being removed. Moments later, something thick and slippery pressed against Flower's anus.
"I'll go slow," said Satin, "but you were really loose back there."
"I like to keep her that way," said Starlight. "Sometimes I make her wear plugs to work with my cutie mark on them! Her little tail can barely hide them."
"Fuck, that's hot," said Cadance.
Flower felt her heart thumping like a jackhammer in her chest. She took in a deep breath and kinked up her tail, sending the edge of her flimsy garment up onto her back. "Make me yours, White Satin," she whispered, squeezing her ass hard to allow entry. A moment later, a good six inches of meat slipped smoothly inside her.
"Oh fuck, it just went in like it was nothing!" said Satin. "I... it's still tight, but it's just so warm and soft and wet and..." She fell atop Flower's back and hugged her with both forelimbs. "I could cum at any moment."
"Then go slow, if you wish," said Flower. "I'm yours for the taking. I'm not exaggerating."
"If you fill Flower's pretty colt cunt all the way up with your cum, you may consider her your property whenever the four of us are together," said Starlight Glimmer. "How does that sound?"
"I love you, Flower," Satin whispered in Flower's ear. "I want you to be my mare, all the way." A gentle push, all the way to the hilt, was followed by a slow pull back. Flower could feel it warm and thick inside her. It hurt a little, but her senses were so overwhelmed with emotion that it didn't matter.
This is where I truly belong, thought Sunflower. Under my stallion. Er, mare, I guess. Whatever.
"Oh, C-caddy, I think I'm falling in love with my brother," murmured Satin, pushing back in all the way to the hilt, this time just fast enough to make her nuts slap gently against Flower's.
"B-brother?!" gasped Sunflower.
"Oh, that. Flurry Heart calls you Uncle Sunburst now," said Cadance. "You really are part of the family."
"Well, technically, I'd need to be married to Princess Twilight Sparkle to be her uncle," said Sunflower.
"You are such a dork!" said Starlight Glimmer, kissing her submissive friend on the nose, then licking her lips at the faint taste of cum.
"Wait a minute. Twilight isn't married yet, is she?" said Princess Cadance.
"You're not serious," said Starlight. "No, wait, I know that look. You are."
"Hay, it could make it even hotter if we're all related. That's all I'm saying," said Cadance.
Despite realizing there was now a nonzero chance she was about to be forced to marry the new ruler of Equestria, Sunflower managed to tune out the two scheming mares. All that mattered now was her lover... her owner. She began to thrust backwards gently in rhythm with the increasing pattern of in and out, sending a thrill through her prostate as balls began to slap a little harder with each quickening step.
"I really do love you, Sunflower," Satin whispered in her ear, too quietly for anypony else to hear. "It's probably the magic, but I don't care. I want to keep doing this with you over and over again."
"Please... please make me your mare, White Satin. I'm giving myself to you," whined Flower. "I love you too."
With that declaration, Flower clamped her tunnel down hard on Satin's thick rod.
Satin screamed, the sudden noise painful to her lover's right ear, then grasped Flower as tightly as she could in all four legs.
Warmth filled Flower's body in pulses. Her own cock hung limply, yet was filled with erotic energy, pulsing in time with each delivery inside her gut. She could feel Satin's sac tugging upward, sliding up against her perineum.
This is what it means to be a mare, she thought. Or at least, to be your mare, even if I'm still a stallion. I can live with that.
It took a while for the afterglow to fade. Things were a bit of a blur for Sunflower after that, but after a while the four of them sat together on the wet carpet. Starlight Glimmer helped "Sunflower" off with his makeup and nightie, and returned his glasses and cape.
"I'm sorry you didn't cum too, Flower," said Shining Armor, still all decked out like a china doll. "Um, I mean, Sunburst."
Sunburst giggled. "Either is fine! That was amazing fun, and don't worry. Even though I didn't ejaculate that second time, it was incredible. I'll remember it forever."
"Well, it's not like we're going to stop having sex," said Cadance. "I mean, you boys are here all week."
"Um, Caddy? About that," said Shining Armor, his voice unusually soft. "I wasn't kidding before. If you don't reverse that love spell, I think I'm going to be nuts for cock, especially Sunfl—Sunburst's. It's still all I can think about. I mean, horsefeathers, hon. I want him inside me right now!"
The mares looked at each other and grinned.
"Oh no. I know that look. It's the same look," said Sunburst. "Do you know that look?"
"By now? Tartarus, do I ever," said Shining. "What gives?"
"There was no spell, doofus! I just touched your heads with telekinesis for a second," said Princess Cadance.
"Fuck. I'm bi. We're both bi. We're doomed," said Shining Armor, staring into space. "This is doom."
"Doom feels incredible," said Sunburst, and he leaned over to give Shining Armor a gentle kiss on the lips.
"Do you want me to take off your makeup now, hon?" asked Cadance.
Shining Armor looked into the mirror and blushed. "Um... maybe not just yet..." she said, meekly.
Starlight Glimmer did a victorious hoof-pump in the air.
"Oh, we are going to have so much fun together," said Princess Cadance, and Starlight Glimmer began licking at a spot behind the princess that Sunburst assumed from the angle must have been her clit.
Sunburst picked the dried semen out of his beard and sighed. "I guess that means it's time for Round Two, then..." he said, feigning exhaustion in an intentionally unconvincing way.
"Sunburst, I thought you'd never ask," said White Satin, wearing a blush as she eagerly lifted her tail for more.