In the future, human spread their greed for more to other planets, mining them out of resources. This will change however, when they discover a place of unimaginable proportions, Equestria.
Contains: I - Princess Celestia - nano, unaware, hoof crush, filth, gore II - Applejack - nano, unaware, hoof crush, filth, gore, sweat, shower III - Royal Sex - nano, unaware, hair, filth, gore, vanilla sex, M,F/m,f action
No matter how much they own, no matter how much they destroy, no matter how big their reach becomes, some people always just want more. And will do anything to get it. On the planet Earth, the Quaesitum Conglomerate was heralded by such a brand of humans. The far-reaching corporation was one that pilfered and plundered all they could and thought nothing of the lives ruined in the process.
Their methods were so barbaric even Earth abhorred doing business with them, forcing them to spread their efforts to the stars. In Alpha Centuri, on a planet with all the right conditions for life, they had just strip mined it into oblivion. Every rock, every mineral, every scrap of worth ruthlessly consumed for the name of greed, with only a barren wasteland left behind. Even the core of the planet itself was gutted by their desire, leaving a hollow, unstable husk of its former self.
It had been a planet that was about to become the cradle for life itself. Basic compounds beginning to turn into multi-cellular forms. But they did not care. They took a few samples for research as biological weapons, while the rest was smothered beneath a haze of pollution and radioactivity. When the samples proved to be only useful for life, not death, they were discarded like everything else they thought was worthless.
And now, with the planet barren, they turned their gaze elsewhere to fuel their never-ending hunger. There were no more fresh, new planets for them to plunder, with those suitable having been blocked off by more sensible, compassionate people long ago. So, if the Universe could not sustain their hunger, then they decided to go elsewhere.
Using advanced technology, they fractured the nature of reality itself to create a portal to another world. A twisting, unstable portal, but they did not care. They sent through a probe to observe. It sent back only a few pictures, the last being trapped in sudden darkness, before it went silent. The few it did send though showed a vast, red forest, one made of thick, broad trees unlike anything on Earth. Boulders the size of buildings littered the landscape, while a thick, unidentifiable undergrowth choked the forest floor. It was so thick and constricting, they could barely see anything past that.
Considering the unfamiliar terrain and sudden destruction of their probe, it was dangerous. But for the company, and the unscrupulous people that worked for it, they did not care. A team of one hundred was assembled, and they boldly stepped through the portal, mining equipment in hand. They felt powerful, unstoppable, like they were giants that loomed over all the worlds, which were their domain.
But they had no idea just how small and insignificant they really were...
Chapter One: Celestia
When the blinding light and twisting nausea of the portal cleared for the bold colonists, they found themselves in a bizarre land. The group of one hundred was situated on a spongy, soft ground that stretched out like the crest of hill in the terrain. Each crest was about half of their height. On either side of them were similar crests, and more after that, forming a continuous pattern of peaks and valleys, over and over again. To their front was a similar pattern, except perpendicular to the first.
As for the ground beneath their feet, it was red, and unlike anything they had felt before. Each ‘peak’ was made up of a solid chunk of the slightly soft material, with chips and aberrations throughout it. It looked like rough, uneven stone, yet felt far too soft for it. Embedded in it were massive chunks of stone like junk, each the size of their body, if not bigger. Like everything else they were roughly coloured and uneven, with a greenish-grey colour.
Despite the bizarre ground, they were definitely in a forest however, for stretching around them was a vast forest greater than anything they had ever imagined. It was no forest of trees, but vast, leaf-less spires that stretched several hundred metres up. They had to crane their necks just to take it all in! Each was as broad as a greatwood with a vast trunk that even if they all lined up, they wouldn’t be able to wrap their hands around. But it was made of no wood, instead formed from the very same red that built the ground beneath them. It was rougher, with clearly defined bulges, looking almost segmented. It was also not straight like a greatwood either, with them all at twisted angles, some going horizontal before stretching up to the sky. Irrespective of its size however, the tips danced and swayed in a powerful breeze, the entire vastness of it swaying from side to side. The constant motion and movement cast them in an even changing pattern of light, making it feel like dusk.
The forest stretched out around them as far as they could see. Between the trees were broad passageways, yet it was all so thick, they couldn’t see anything past it. They could just catch glimpses of the strange, grey sky. They thought they could see golden yellow clouds, but they were blurred from distance so they couldn’t properly make it out.
But even without the vast tree-trunks, visibility would be difficult, for the ground was simply littered with ... stuff. A word with little definition, yet fitting, considering how what surrounded them had little definition or consistency either. Vast boulders, and long strands wider than their bodies, all choking the land.
The vast, strange sight, it simply took their breath away. They gasped at it all ... only to cough and choke on the foul air. While the probe reported it was breathable, and was to them, it still smelled foul. A damp, musty odour that choked the air around them, as if the entire land was waterlogged, and left to dry in the sun. With it was a sharp, acidic tang that smelt like sweat, although no creatures were in sight in the strange land. Immediately they put on their gas masks, breathing the sweet, artificial air deeply.
Having adjusted to the worldand accounted for their numbers, they tried to figure out what to do. The ground, while strange, didn’t seem very profitable for mining. But, far out to their front and just glimpsed through the sea of trees was a dark grey mountain. It loomed far taller than anything mountain on Earth, and stretched far and wide. It was so vast they could barely understand it. It looked to be dozens, if not hundreds of kilometres away, but it was the only feature they could see.
And so, they set off into the unknown, their only thoughts being to pillage the virgin land they found themselves in. As the miners needed some time to get their gear in order, they split into two. A smaller, scout group of forty travelled ahead at the front, while the rest hung back a few hundred metres from them.
One thing was certain though, the going was tough. The terrain was just so ragged and uneven, forcing them to surmount rise after rise just to push ahead. The normal terrain (if it could be called that) beneath their feet was bad enough, but the detritus scattered at random, that was worse. It was a random collection of unidentifiable objects with no rhyme or reason, their only unifying aspect being their vast size. A few scouts started discussing the possibility if this was a cosmic dumping ground for objects sucked through errant wormholes.
Long strands with scales across the surface laid haphazardly across the ground, stretching for what felt like kilometres on either side of them. Each was just a bit thicker than they were wide, making them seem like fallen logs. But they definitely didn’t look like any tree around them and were curved too. They were of different colours, some blue, some yellow, but a vast majority was a brilliant, shining white. They could barely go for a few steps without coming across one.
Large boulders several times their size dotted the landscape, forcing them to walk in the shadows of the strange stone. They were dark greyish brown and had a rough surface that looked like it could crumble at any second. A few tried to break them apart, yet found them to be as tough as stone. When they tried to take them for chemical analysis, they received the bizarre report that it was similar to dust. They just chalked it up to faulty instruments and kept going.
Yet looming largest of all were the roughly cube like monuments carelessly dotted around the land. Each was vast, simply vast, stretching up with a scale far greater than the Great Pyramids. Its surface was rough, with countless holes and caverns dotting it and leading to places unknown. The colour was not always consistent, some monuments were yellowish brown, others strange, bright colours. A heady, stale aroma wafted from it, making them thankful for their gas masks. Dotted around the base were smaller boulders made from the same material, looking as if they were knocked free during a great impact. Some thought they were meteors. But if they were, then why the strange shape, why the lack of charring, and how was the land not obliterated by such a forceful impact?
They did not know. They did not know many things about the strange land around them. But they did not feel fear, only bravado and confidence. Each of them were armed with a powerful rifle, chambered with rounds filled with plasma. Just one round would be enough to vaporise any terrible beast they came across. They felt invincible. Yet they were anything but...
The day was like any other for Princess Celestia. It started with putting up the Sun one more time over her kingdom of Canterlot, the fresh rays of sunlight dancing across her iridescent mane. A few other duties called to her in the early morning, preparation, talking with friends and advisors, catching up on the state of affairs. It was now late in the morning, and she strode through the opulent halls of her castle, bowing and greeting to all the ponies that she passed.
Her dazzling, pure white fur almost glowed in the sunlight, with not a speck of dirt muddying its beauty. Her wings laid furled across her back, while her horn glowed slightly as she telekinetically held a stack of papers in front. As she walked through the halls towards her throne she read through the reports. Various matters involving the kingdom, not particulary interesting, but stuff she had to read regardless. Entering the throne room, her golden hoof shoes sunk slightly into the plush red carpet as she clopped towards her throne.
Each hoof was covered with a golden clip on shoe. And while her fur might’ve been perfectly clean, the shoes were anything but. Having worn them for oh so long, the underside was covered with grime and muck. Celestia had been meaning to clean them for a while yet could never find the time to do so. Some was dirt from outside, but a lot of it was from the carpet. As she headed for the throne she could see the dirt and gunk in it, even from her lofty position. Dust, dirt, pony fur and even some crumbs of food.
“Somepony should really give this carpet a wash...” she thought as she continued heading towards the throne. She started to approach the very first step...
It started with a tremble. A tremor lurching through the uneven ground beneath the colonists’ feet that made the treetops sway from side to side. They looked amongst each other unceasingly, calling out to each other, wondering if it was an earthquake. But any such notion was dispelled with another pound ripped through the ground with even greater intensity. And then another. And then another.
Louder and louder, stronger and stronger they grew, leaving them barely able to think over the deafening crack of whatever it was. The main group, currently working their way around a colossal cube, scattered and ran for any shelter. Another pound sent them flying into the air a few feet before ripping them back down again, while a gust of wind blasted through the trees and scattered those who hadn’t found shelter. Only a few found cover, while the rest lurched uneasily, desperate for somewhere to hide. The air started to grow warmer, mustier, while the sky darkened, but they couldn’t see anything through the trees. There was nothing but twisting trees and a grey sky, what was going on?!
Their question was given a horrible, horrible answer when they were instantly eclipsed, their whole reality falling into shadow. In instinct, they tossed their heads skywards and looked on stunned at a massive, golden disc. For but a moment, time seemed to slow. It was a massive construct looming far ahead, stretching out farther than they could understand or comprehend. A solid disc of pure gold that stretched out one and half kilometres to them. It was not a pure surface, but marked with furrows and grooves as deep as a valley to them, and chunks of unidentifiable mess. It was simply caked in filth, crumbs and there, strands of errant fur, while a sheen of dirt adhered it all to the golden surface.
But that was not what they were thinking of. Instead, they screamed in raw terror as it descended upon them like an apocalyptic meteor. In mere seconds it fell from its lofty heights and screamed towards them. It consumed their sky, wind rushed down across them and blew out anyone who wasn’t in their paltry shelter. The tops of the trees dimpled beneath its presence!
A tiny, insignificant scream rang out as they all expressed their terror, before it was silenced with a crunch and pound as it slammed into the carpet. All they were and ever hoped to be, simply removed from reality by a single step of Princess Celestia. They were not merely crushed nor flattened, but obliterated, turned to dust beneath her immense weight.
For the scout group just ahead them, they screamed as they watched a colossal meteor arc down through the sky. With a roar of wind it slammed into the ground, the shockwave blasting them all backwards like an explosion. It was so sudden they could barely prepare! One moment there was nothing but red trees, the next, a golden monument landed right before them, stretching high into the sky. It stretched so high they couldn’t see anything else, just a tower of gold, looming larger than any skyscraper or mountain. For one moment, the group, having been knocked to the ground, stared up in awe-stricken silence upon the monument.
Another trembling pound, and then it started to lift. The heel lifted upwards first, creating a dark cavern beneath her tread before the rest of the tower raised with it. Another roaring scream of wind heralded its departure as the air rushed into the massive wake left in its absence. Debris and specks were sucked upwards in the wake.
And worst of all, people.
For those who weren’t in shelter, the wind plucked them up like the specks they were and whisked them away, screaming. Ten people simply removed in the blink of an eye. They careened through the red forest, it all blurring around them in tumultuous chaos. Through what felt like kilometres they arced through the air, but specks of dust in the wind. Three never landed again, slamming into the tree-trunks mid-flight. They were killed in an instant, splattering like grapes with their viscera lost in the red colour. A chorus of wet, fleshy ‘pops’ that were instantly drowned out by the wind. They weren’t even killed by her hoof, but the mere wind left in its wake.
For the rest however, they sailed through the air, able to watch the golden disc ascend into the sky. But they did not follow, instead coming down and tumbling to a stop in the crater left in its wake. What were tall trees were knocked flat, with the world just horizontal tree-trunks. Getting up, they tried to run...
Before a shadow fell over them once more, and another golden disc fell from the sky, erasing them instantly.
Celestia felt not a thing as she strode towards her throne. Not itches, no specks of liquid smeared across her shoe, for those she crushed were no larger than the detritus already present. Just two steps and sixty were erased from reality. Their whole lives and ambition, leading to them becoming nothing more than an addition to the grime on her shoes.
As her hoof-shoes went through the air following the fateful step, the tiniest splatters of red could be glimpsed on it. Nothing more than a pinprick, a tiny glimpse of colour amongst the yellow, brown and grey. But even that was erased in but an instant as it came down upon the carpet again.
As her shoes clicked against the stone as she ascended the stairs, they did not even leave smears behind. Ascending the last few steps, she rested upon her throne, readying herself for the day as she flicked through her reports. Just another day for the Princess.
For the humans however, their entire world was shattered. Slowly, they picked themselves up off the ground, nursing their wounds from the shockwaves. Some barked out over the radio, calling for the miners, but they got no answer. There was no doubt as to what happened to them, for they saw where it landed.
The worst of it all was the suddenness. Little warning and then bam, half of them gone. They didn’t even see Celestia, as her bulk was obscured by the carpet. For them, two unexplained golden discs descended from the sky and wiped out half of their entire group, before disappearing just as fast.
They doubled back to the main group, finding nothing but a vast crater the size of a city for them. No sign of life, or their equipment, could be found. Knowing that mining was now impossible, they knew they needed help. Using a miniature portal too small for even them, they sent back a distress call to Earth, asking for reinforcements. They hurriedly complied, quickly opening up another portal to send more through. For those already there, they expected them to appear before them. The portal wasn’t entirely accurate, with an error of a few kilometres, but that would be close enough, right?
But they had no idea of their scale. So, when the portal did arrive, they would find themselves somewhere else entirely...
Despite everything that had just happened, the second group still had all the bravado of the first. The group of three hundred felt confident as they knew of the red, twisting forest they were getting into. But when the light of teleportation cleared, and they gazed upon the land before them, they froze stiff. They just couldn’t believe what they saw, and what it meant for their place in the Universe.
Instead of a tight, constricting forest, they gazed upon a vast, open plain that stretched out for what looked like fifty kilometres to them. The ground was a glossy brown that felt hard and unyielding. The plains were almost perfectly flat, with only small imperfections in the terrain that were a few times deeper than they were tall. Open basins and valleys, worming through the land like cracks upon a window. But it wasn’t blank and featureless like a salt-flat, but it wasn’t grass of trees that dotted the landscape.
Like what the scout group had reported, there was a littering of debris across the vast plains. Long, thin tubes wider than them, and vast hills made up of a brownish black material. Giant cubes dotted the landscape as well. All loomed larger than them, making it nigh impossible to see far. They couldn’t even see the far end of the flats, with it instead obscured by the junk.
But they didn’t need to in order to see where it ended. Four vertical cliff-faces, all perfectly straight and square with each other, signalled the end.
And that was what broke their brain, for they did not look anything like stone, but a floral pattern of green and yellow. Their minds, having been accustomed to the world they knew, didn’t quite understand it at first, attempting to rationalise it as the features they knew. The green and yellow was thought to be a strange, mossy covering. The brown, wooden surface several dozen kilometres above them was thought just to be an overcast sky. In the centre of the flats was a massive wooden structured that stretched kilometres upwards; they thought it was just a greatwood tree.
But, one by one, all these safety nets fell away as they realised the reality of their situation.
They were not the masters of the Universe they thought they were. They were not gazing upon a vast open landscape. They were but specks in just one room of this colossal abode.
The several hundred of them were nothing more than a barely perceptible patch of darkness upon the wooden floor. They were in a dining room with a colossal table at the very centre, stretching taller than any building. Beneath it was a thick carpet, the brown spires of the fabric just peeking up through the junk littered across the ground. The rest of the floor had a simple wooden floor. On the opposite side of the wall to them was a white cupboard that stretched taller than any skyscraper.
The group themselves were against the opposite corner, with the vast, vast wall stretching up just behind them. In comparison to everything else it was merely a kilometre away.
Several minutes passed of them staring in dumbstruck awe at the sight before them. But when the awe passed, they did not feel fear, but even greater excitement. The bigger the world, the bigger the plunder. And besides, with everything they had at hand, even they, mere specks of sand, felt unstoppable.
At the wall behind them was a crack in the wooden-baseboard, stretching up like a fissure opened up by an earthquake. It was only shallow and dark, but for them, it looked like a perfect place to setup. They hurried over with all of their supplies and started making their foothold in the strange, new world. Any thoughts for the other team were quickly forgotten; they would have to fend for themselves. With prefab buildings, expandable equipment and tools, they put together a small colony in the shadow of the crack. Residences, workshops, armouries, scanning rooms, and most importantly, a stable portal to Earth.
It was in the late afternoon that they finished their labours and setup their base. With every second it continued to grow with more materials and people from their home-base. Their refuge, their sanctum, their only hope in this new world. And it was smaller than an ant, cowering for shelter in a tiny crack in the wall.
While the colonists bustled around their home, building and improving, scouts were dispatched to map the strange land. Racing across the brown expanse were lightweight buggies, with six wheels each and open frames. They drove in a group of four, with six people inside each one, gazing out at the tiny landscape they went through. They lurched and swayed though from all the bumps and grooves in the terrain. The dents from especially strong hoof-falls created craters in the terrain, visible only to them. The floor was smooth, polished and waxed, but to them it was still uneven. The seams between individual boards were deep, dark chasms to places unknown that they dared not to tread inside. Minutes would be spent driving along it before finding a place where they touched, giving them a bridge across.
They had to contend with all the litter as well. Even for a normally sized being it was all visible, being a filthy floor, forcing the tinies to drive around it. One would expect they could see far, and while they could gaze far upwards, along the floor itself they could see much past all the junk. It was like an intergalactic graveyard almost, being filled with strewn objects with little rhyme or reason. The tiny group of specks drove in the shadow of dust, crumbs, and strands of fur.
After driving for two hours they approached the opposite wall of the colossal room. A large, heavy-set door sat in the middle of it, with sunlight streaming through a window inside it. They were still a sizeable distance from it though, being half an hour’s drive away. As they arced around a colossal yellow crumb, presumably from a cake of some sort, the lead car detected something on the radar. It was ahead of them, towards the door, and moving roughly towards them, at a 45 degree angle. Having not seen movement before, they raced towards it, wondering what it could be. Heading around the giant crumb, they rounded the corner and gazed in wonder, upon a colossal, awe-inspiring ... ant.
The black, chitinous creature scurried across the floor with unthinkable speed. It was simply massive, with their cars not even coming up to the midpoint of its long, spindly legs, while their bodies were half as thick as them too. Relative to them, it 15 stories, 65 metres tall, and it was longer than a football field. A massive construct of humans, and a mere ant could fill it entirely. At such scale, at such detail, it didn’t even look like an ant, instead like a strange, other-worldly horror. Bristling spines dotted its body, imperceptible at a normal scale, yet each longer than their bodies. Its black, beady eyes were the same size at the specks of humans. In two massive, serrated tusks it held a tiny crumb of food. A morsel, which to the shock of the humans, was the same size as their cars.
Yet they felt some safety, some security, from the fact that relative to them, it was a kilometre or so away. Until its beady eyes swivelled across the floor and settled on them. It let out a horrific, unearthly screech, dropped the crumb, and headed straight for the group. They were but mere crumbs to an ant, but their strange colour, their strange scent, it piqued its curiosity. There was no reason it couldn’t get another crumb of food.
As soon as they realised that they were being hunted by an ant, the entire group screamed and turned around. They gunned their engines to maximum speed away from the ant, yet it was gaining on them. Every pound of its long, gangly legs brought it closer and closer to the tiny group. In no time at all a kilometre’s gap dwindled to a few hundred metres, and before long, less. It slowly, consistently gained on them like an unstoppable horror, merely stepping over the obstacles that forced them to swerve. Those in the back leaned out the sides and unloaded their rifles upon the ant. Tiny splashes of red and orange plasma could be glimpsed on its chitin, yet it didn’t recognise the blows.
Reaching the one in the very back, it snapped its jaws before lunging down for the kill. It swerved, just missing the snap of chitin. The sudden turn brough them to a screeching halt, right in front of its legs. They screamed and held their hands upwards as one of its legs descended from the sky, before coming down upon them and effortlessly crushing them flat. A crunch of meat and flesh as they were simply flattened, now just a red and black smear across the floor and its leg.
The rest continued to flee, feeling no sympathy for their colleagues, and the ant was upon the next in no time at all. It lunged, they swerved, but they weren’t fast enough. The jaws came down and effortlessly skewed them through the middle, its bite rending their armour and almost splitting it in twain. Two were eviscerated from the sudden snap, while the rest watched on in horror as the jaws lifted, and brought them to its glistening mouth. With a scream they were all tossed inside, the mangled wreck landing neatly in its maw before it snapped shut. The headlights gave them a glimpse of the dark, twisting cave, before they were effortlessly pulverised by its slicing, grinding incisors. They were quickly swallowed down, beginning the long journey towards its stomach. For the one who miraculously was thrown clear of the car and spared the chewing, they would be treated to being digested alive by an ant.
Two more left, and it approached the survivors, before a tremor ripped through the ground. It grew stronger and stronger, bouncing the cars off the ground, yet the ant didn’t flinch. A massive rush of air then ripped across the ground, sending dust flying, as the gigantic opened. And an equally giant being strode through. With the lurching motion of fleeing and the blur of distance between the two, they weren’t sure what they laid they saw. Something gigantic, an orange blur with four legs, and a thick, long body. A disc of darker brown was tossed off its head, tumbling to the ground like a distant meteor, slamming into the floor with enough force to bring another rush of air. Vocalisations, deep, powerful and impossible to understand rippled through the air like the clap of thunder. The distant being turned to leave, raising its hoof with another rush of air, before it turned its head to face them.
A thunderous growl, and it took a powerful step towards them. The world bounced as its hoof slammed down, lurching both everyone into the air, but the ant barely noticed. It continued to chase, jaws about to close upon them...
Before the being lifted its hoof. A shadow fell over them as it arced over head, before sailing down. They screamed as they watched the muck covered hoof descend, escape impossible from the kilometre wide object. The underside was her dark hoof, with dirt and grime worked into every crevice. It was simply filthy, but it did not matter. They screamed as it descended before their entire existence was obliterated with a single step.
Applejack sighed and rolled her sore shoulders as she pushed the door open and stepped inside. Sweat and dirt covered her fur, having been earned over the course of a long day picking apples. She stepped into the dining room through the side entrance to Sweet Apple Acres. As soon as she set her hoof inside, she felt the soft give of the dirt smeared beneath it, mud tracked in from outside.
“At least Big McIntosh or the others ain’t around to see this, all the dirt I’m bringing in...” she muttered as she stepped the rest of the way inside, closing the door with her hoof. Any other day she would’ve bothered to wipe her filthy hooves off, but she was just too tired. With a toss of her head she threw her leather hat off, which fluttered down upside-down next to the door. She started for the bathroom, ready to wash herself off in a nice, cool shower, but stopped. Scurrying across the floor, not too far from her was a black ant.
“Ugh...” she grunted, her fur bristling in disgust. “Gross little ants think they can eat all of our food, all of our apples...”
Bringing her hoof over, she swiftly stomped down flattening the ant in an instant. She then put all of her weight on it and turned it from side to side, crunching and grinding the ant and humans down. When she pulled her hoof away, she couldn’t even see the ant anymore. There was just muck and grime smeared in the shape of her hoof-print. The final resting place of several dozen humans, now nothing more than a thin smear across the ground.
“Good riddance, little pest...” she grunted. She turned for the bathroom once more, only to see that the floor was quite dirty. Dust, crumbs, dirt scattered across the floor; it was no wonder that ants were starting to come in. She really needed to sweep the floor. Yet the shower was so tempting, she thought of doing it afterwards ... yet changed her mind on a whim. No point getting clean if only to get dirty again while sweeping, she figured.
Trotting across the room, she opened the large, white cupboard with her hoof, then gingerly picked out a broom with her teeth. It was an old broom, with long, dry straw for a head and worn wood for the shaft. Bringing it back to the door, she clutched in her teeth and started sweeping. The straw-head swished and swayed from side to side as she swept it all towards the door. Plumes of dust flew into the air, some scattering across her hat, but she didn’t mind in the slightest. She continued sweeping, pushing it all into the corner, while humming a sweet little tune as she went. A quick little chore, one last job for the day before retiring to a nice shower.
But for the tiny specks underhoof, it was a world ending disaster for them. The group that had been crushed was only one of six, with five others scattered near the door. They all watched on in horror as the colossal being strode inside and crushed the first group without even realising it. Any thoughts as to how ponies built a home were left to the wayside, all they could think about was escape. They all raced back to the hovel as fast as they could.
As she strode towards the cupboard, one group saw her heading straight towards them. They tried to get out of her way at top speed but it wasn’t fast enough, her hoof effortlessly obliterating them. The four surviving groups didn’t even think of checking for survivors, continuing to speed back to the base. But even their best efforts weren’t enough, for Applejack returned back to them before they moved even a few centimetres, and began sweeping them up.
Every strand of the broom’s head was several times wider than them, a colossal spire stretching into the sky amongst a forest of them. With every sweep it came closer and closer, building an ever climbing wall of dust to its front. An encroaching tsunami of dust, dirt and grime. With every sweep plumes of dust were thrown into the air like volcanic ash, darkening their sky, and raining down around them. They peltered down like meteors, slamming into the floor with enough force to splatter dirt across their wind-screens.
Group three, the closest to the broom, never had a chance. A clod of dirt sailed through the air before slamming directly down on top of them, crushing them all into a mangled wreck. But some survived, desperately pushing at the doors to try and flee, unaware of just how close the broom was. But they could hear it, a constant, swishing and grinding of a forest of straw dragging across the floor, building to a deafening crescendo. They never even managed to open the doors before it was upon them. A single strand of straw struck them directly and obliterated them into a thin layer of dust. Nothing more than particles to be swept up by the broom.
The third last group almost met their doom as the broom swept directly towards them, pulling back in her stroke just before it hit them. Yet the volume of air slammed into them and ripped them off the ground, sending them flying in a plume of dust. They twisted and tumbled through the sky in the middle of a dust-cloud, large chunks flying right past them as if they were aloft in a tornado. For one car, the last thing they’d ever see would be a strand of yellow fur through the windscreen, before it slammed into them and crumpled them with a tiny plume of flame. The rest landed in the hat, half bursting instantly on landing, while the rest bounced and tumbled to a stop. When they freed themselves from the wreckage, they would find themselves in a vast, vast bowl, stretching up and out for seemingly kilometres. Thick, rough walls hemmed them in from all sides, trapping them at the very bottom of the hat.
They thought little of those still on the ground, nor did those on the ground think about those swept up. The second last group was right in front of Applejack, and the broom came straight towards them, only to pull up. Applejack missed them by a few centimetres, the straw arcing overhead for them as she missed a small patch. They breathed a collective sigh of relief as they watched the straw arc just above them, despite the comets of dust falling down. The broom slammed back down again just in front of them while Applejack continued her sweep. They felt sweet relief ... right until the broom swept backwards as Applejack tried to get the patch she missed. The sudden, strong whip sent a plume of dust and air, ripping them up and sending them flying through the air.
Swept towards her body, the currents and eddies of her motion caught them, like the specks of dust in the wind they were. Twisting up towards her barrel, they then were sucked towards her right fore-leg as she lifted it while walking. Arcing underneath, they then sailed upwards, before landing right back down on the back of her neck. They bounced and tumbled across the rough, uneven skin, the surface ever shifting from the natural motion of her body. One tumbled into a crevasse in her skin, a fissure formed between two flakes. They had but a moment to thank their good luck, before her head dipped, tightening the skin and closing the crevasse, crushing them unaware.
The rest would find themselves tumbling through a pale forest filled with thick fibres constricting from all angles. It was like the carpet, yet so much more dense, and ever shifting, ever moving. There was no rest, only endless tumbling across the expanse of her form.
As for the final group, they would be afforded no such thought. At the very front of the broom, they would see a massive tidal wave of dust rush towards them. One by one they were swept up into the mess, consumed by the filth, becoming nothing more than a speck amongst the brown. In the darkness, surrounded on all sides by grime, they tumbled and turned in their new prisons. The stale, musty air seeped in from every angle, honing in their insignificance. They were now just dust, and were going to be treated as such by the deity Applejack.
Closer and closer they were brough to the colossal tower of the entranceway, two pillars stretching far into the sky. Beyond that was a vast, vast land beyond anything they could imagine. But many could not see it, either buried in filth, or too busy trying to get out. Several on the surface leapt from their stricken vehicles and tried to flee on foot across the twisting, broken island on the tip of her broom. But none made it far before the shifting dirt swallowed them up, dragging them down into the darkness to be crushed by a ripple of motion.
With a final sweep, the pile was brought before the door, resting against the lower edge of the frame. For those who could still see, they would see a vast landscape to their front, and a vast deity behind them. The spires of straw suddenly pulled away, sucking them back slightly with the vacuum of air, before reaching its peak and coming right back down again. They had a moment to scream before the broom slammed into their pile, and sent them flying out into the beyond.
Several dozen, a quarter of their group, were killed instantly by the shockwave of the broom. The rest were sent flying through the air in a cloud of debris, specks hailing down all around them, pelting them on all sides. It was as if they were caught in an explosion. Another quarter never even reached the ground, being obliterated by errant specks of dust caught in the twisting cloud.
And the rest? The rest would be obliterated upon impact with the wooden floor of the patio outside the door. A shower of metal crumpling in plumes of fire and tiny bodies splattering red against the floor. Tiny, imperceptible specks heralding the humans’ end, before it all fell silent.
Applejack swept the pile of dirt out the door, watching the tiny specks sail through the air before settling on the floor outside. She thought she saw flashes of light in it, but marked it down to just shards of glass catching the afternoon’s light. Pulling the door shut, she leaned the broom against the wall, and sighed in satisfaction as she looked over the room. All swept up, and it looked much cleaner now! Turning on her hoof, she picked up her hat in her teeth and headed for the hallway to the bathroom, swishing her tail.
But, not all of the pests scurrying around her hooves had been dealt with. And this wasn’t counting those trying and failing to escape her hat, or the ones slipping and sliding across her neck with every step. Outside, a single survivor slowly pulled themselves out of the wreckage of their vehicle. They had gotten lucky, with their car being struck with an upwards flying dust speck, slowing them down before landing in an especially soft patch. The rest of the occupants weren’t so lucky however, being sucked out of the hole created by the dust strike, and now littering the ground as splatters of red.
Pulling themselves out, they took a moment to look around, finding themselves in a forest of thick, coarse fibres, even wider than those of the carpet. Not taking a moment to question it or feel sorrow for the others, they grabbed their bag and set off for home...
CRUNCH!
Before being erased by a cityscape of brown landing directly on top of them. Where there was once a human was now nothing more than brown, having been obliterated in an instant. But it wasn’t hard ebony across their remains, but an entire layer of dirt and mud that oozed across into the forest of fibres. Any crumpled remains were simply buried in it. But then, the entire mud layer was dragged backwards, smearing it and the remains thinner and thinner with every scrape.
Stretching out above the thin smear that was getting smear was a colossal hoof, and above it, an even more colossal pony. A giant, even among his own kind. Big McIntosh ground his hoof against the doormat, wiping away all of the mud and dirt tracked in from the fields. Content he had gotten it all, he strode inside and sighed in relief.
“Applejack finally swept the floor ... I hope she didn’t crush any bugs when she did so...” he muttered, before heading to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
Applejack meanwhile went up the stairs and headed down the hallway to her bedroom. She nudged the door open and stepped onto the bright yellow carpet that coated her bedroom. Against the far wall was a bed beneath a large window, a dresser besides it, and a desk near the door. Applejack didn’t notice any of that though, merely tossing the hat to rest beside her bed and heading straight into the bathroom. The ensuite bathroom was small and tiled, with a shower against one wall, and a toilet and sink on the opposite.
After pulling the door shut with her tail and flicking it locked, she stepped on the cool tiles of the shower’s floor, then pulled the door closed. It was small, with barely any room to turn around, but it was enough. At the very centre in a small depression was a drain, a few strands of her fur dangling from it. A few stains covered the walls and glass, but she couldn’t care, instead standing right beneath the shower head and turning on the taps. As soon as the warm water cascaded across her mane and fur she sighed, letting serenity flow through her after a long day. The warm water started at her head and flowed downwards, soaking her fur as it spread downwards like a nice, warm blanket. For the specks still on the back of her neck however, it was a tsunami that washed over them, sending spiralling down to the water below. From there, it was a water rapids ride straight into the sewers.
But she did not know, instead flicking her mane, sending droplets of water and a few specks splattering against the tiled walls. Feeling a particular patch of dust across her underbelly, she reared up on her hind legs and planted them against the front wall. Water spilled across her underbelly and washed all the dust away. Head next to the jet, she opened her mouth and drank a few drops. She then got back down on her hooves and turned around to let it run across her back. Her hooves rose and fell as she awkwardly turned herself around, splashing into the water currents and crushing several more tinies as she went.
The water now ran down her spine, parting in the middle to create rivers dripping down either side. Warm tendrils of water ran down her legs and the back of her thighs, even reaching down underneath her now sodden tail, much to her delight. With it the last tinies were swept away with nowhere to hide. A few managed to cling to the spires of her fur dangling in the drain, but even they were knocked off before long. Swept away into the dark, foul pipes, never to be seen again.
Applejack just continued to wash herself, putting a dollop of her soap on her forehoof and running it all over herself. She worked herself into a bubbly, frothy lather, before letting the warm water wash it all away. After five minutes of showering, she turned the taps off, now completely soaked from head to hoof. Shaking most of it off, she stepped out and wiped herself down with a towel. Mostly dry, she left the bathroom and headed off into the house. After a full evening of eating, talking, cleaning up and a few games, she retired to her bedroom.
Now in the evening, moonlight streamed through the window. Hopping up into her bed, she tugged the blanket over herself and quickly fell into a deep, peaceful sleep.
But the evening wasn’t as serene for the tiny specks still living in her hat. The walls were too thick and tall, making it impossible to escape. Any radios they had were simply destroyed in the crash as well, meaning they had no rescue. All they could do was wait until tomorrow morning, when the hat would be put on once more. They would find themselves not in a forest of carpet, but one of hair instead. Definitely not what they were expecting when colonising a new world, that’s for sure.
Despite the losses, despite the danger, the humans pushed forwards with their colonisation of the world. Their lust for material and wealth pushed them ever-onwards, despite the risks. Three weeks had passed since the first entrance into the world and they had begun to make serious inroads. The tiny outpost in Applejack’s house became a fully fledged base, while various facilities were scattered around Canterlot. Of course, not everything had gone well. Barely a day would go by without an expedition being crushed beneath the step of a pony or some other part of their body. An entire base, thought to be safe beneath a cupboard, was wiped out when a pony decided to do a little redecorating. The entire place was ground and smeared across the ground beneath the short, wooden leg of the cupboard.
Yet, they had better luck in their main focus: the castle. They had a single base there in Celeestia’s throne room, high in the wall and between a seam of two bricks. They were thankfully far above the dirty carpet. Scouts had been dispatched there to look for survivors of the first, ill-fated group. But with all the walking of the ponies, there was not a trace left, having been worked down to nothing more than the dirt in the carpet.
The base was the size of a small city. Several thousand people lived and worked there, all preparing and working for their colonisation of this new land. With hangars and a runway, they supported their main scouting force: aircraft. Each were the size of an airliner, with jet engines, swept wings, missiles, and a crew of twenty. Sleek, silver jets to them, but not even the size of a sandfly relative to the world that surrounded them.
The current expedition was a group of twelve aircraft, soaring through the air high above the plush, dirty carpet of the Castle’s vast halls. Vast doors passed them on either side, yet all were shut, forcing them on their current course. Their jets were capable of flying at the speed of sound, which to the world around them, was the slow pace of a meandering fly. Having flown for an hour, it was now the afternoon and they were far from their home base. To them, they were twenty kilometres above the ground, putting them at roughly head height, which was the maximum range of their ground scanning sensors. With every flight they learned a little more about the maze-like castle, mapping out the rooms and assigning them purpose. They had one goal however: to find the treasure room. In such a vast world, the minerals would no doubt be equally as vast, and they figured that a castle would definitely have treasure. A single gem or golden coin would be worth trillions back on Earth; they just had to find it.
Going down the centre of a colossal hallway, the group approached an open passageway stretching off, ahead and to their right. They decided to fly down it, but as they were coming close two massive ponies suddenly rounded the corner! It was Luna and Celestia, idly discussing the day as they walked, but to them they were vast, lumbering beasts of black and white. Lumbering beasts that were right in front of them, heading straight for them and giving them but seconds to react!
The jets all scattered and arced around them in a frantic dance, buffeted by the winds kicked up by their bodies, which brought them dangerous close to the forested, furred cliffs. But not all of them made it. The lead jet at the very front had no time to maneuverer, their whole world being taken up by the darker pony. They pitched up, but the vast, unseeing eye screamed towards them...
SPLAT!
...and they collided directly with it. Yet not in a plume of flame. They landed directly in the dark pony’s colossal eye, slamming into the thick, gooey liquid that covered it. It was like crash landing in a vast, clear ocean, the entire craft plunging beneath the surface before arresting in the thick liquid. Surrounded on all sides by goo, the crew clambered to escape...
CRUNCH!
Before the two eyelids slammed together, crushing them in an instant.
Celestia and Luna idly chatted as they walked down the castle’s hallways, merely going over the events of the day. Luna was a few steps ahead of her sister as they headed for the throne room. As she rounded the corner, she didn’t even see the three jets in front of her eye, despite looking straight at them. To her, they were just faint, glinting specks she didn’t even register.
She barely even felt it either, being nothing more than a tiny speck of sensation that was ignored. When she blinked, she did so subconsciously, not even realising it. And she continued walking, blissfully unaware of the lives she had just destroyed with her mere eye.
After dodging the colossal ponies, the eleven surviving jets linked back up together and continued their flight. They didn’t even think of heading back to look for survivors. They went down the hallway to their right, as they planned, and spotted a slightly open door up ahead. They flew inside through the crack, which to them, was a vast chasm.
The room itself was a square bedroom, with thick, red carpets, a window overlooking Canterlot on the far side, and a king sized bed beneath it. Dressers, desks and bookshelves lined the walls to their left and right. The group of three specks immediately began probing, swooping low and near the walls as they searched for any trace of the treasure. Any tiny dust of gold would paint a clear pathway to the treasure room. Swooping over the forest of carpet fibres, they pitched up and flew just above the bedsheets. To them, it was like a vast, frozen ocean of pale yellow, all in colossal, crashing waves frozen in time. At least until one of the colossal ponies came to lay on it once more.
But as they neared the centre, the door suddenly swung open and slammed against the wall with a deafening pound. The rush of air was enough to knock them to the side, and when they righted themselves, they saw two ponies striding through the door, side by side.
With a giggle, Cadence and her husband, Shining, flung the door to their room open and strode inside. After a delightful lunch with Celestia, they felt happy, and after being forced to sit opposite each other for so long, more than a little horny for each other. And thanks to the slight inebriation from the wine, they were more than willing to act on those desires. Cadence strode through first and headed straight for the bed. Shining was about to follow, before remembering to kick the door shut and lock it just before they went.
“Considerate as always~” Cadence muttered.
“Wouldn’t want Celestia walking in on us, wouldn’t we?” Shining said, his eyes drawn towards his wife’s shapely rear, and the hint of dark flesh just behind her tail. Unable to control himself any longer, he sprinted to catch up with her. She held him tight before taking off with her wings, quickly flying across the room with her husband before landing on the bed. The bedframe and springs groaned beneath their weight. They both laid down, side by side with each other while they began to caress.
There was no way to reach the edge in time. So, the humans pitched up and rocketed upwards, hoping to clear the ponies beneath them. They all went vertical and set their engines for full, but there was just no time. The group was on Cadence’s side of the bed, and so she was the one that headed for them at top speed. All the humans screamed as her colossal body approached.
A cluster of six jets watched as her mountainous form headed directly for them as she descended from her flight. Her colossal, purple snout was heading directly for them.
They flung themselves to the side and tried to dodge, but as she touched down, her snout slammed directly into the cluster. All six of them were struck as her snout sailed just past them, with her skin not hitting them, but her forest of fur. The tree-trunk sized strands smashed into them, destroying one outright while the other five spiralled away, broken and flaming. The sudden rush of wind blowing them downwards was the only reason they weren’t smeared across her cheek.
The survivors quickly bailed out, one hundred tiny specks of white gently falling through the air as they parachuted out. Looking downwards, they prepared themselves to land on the vast bedsheets. They were confident they could survive there until rescue.
That is, until her colossal head dropped just past them as she laid across the bedsheets, replacing safety with her mane. They were all above her thick, slightly sweaty and definitely dirty mane jungle, a vast landscape of purple, pink and yellow. Thick strands of hair loomed large and blotted out the fur below, forming a twisted jungle that stretched far into their sky. Specks of dirt dotted the landscape, some trapped in the suspended strands of hair, the others on the fur far, far below. Unable to change course, all the tiny humans could do was scream as they passed through the canopy of hair...
As for the other half, through expert piloting they managed to dodge the two titans descending from the sky. Gusts of winds knocked them from side to side they managed to fly above them, now circling above the titanic pair. The two were stroking each other’s cheeks with their hooves, before moving into kiss. Two colossal cheeks, the size of skyscrapers, firmly pressing against each other. If any were between them, they’d be crushed to a paste. Lower still their crotches began to rub against each other, a hint of a red shaft poking out from between the male’s legs.
High above the two, watching two deities kiss and love each other, it was awe-inspiring. But to the humans, having lost half of their expedition, they didn’t see any of that. Annoyed, they all quickly descended onto Cadence’s head and began to fire everything they had at them. Circling her head at a distance, they fired missile after missile into her. Tiny flashes of light broke out across her skin as missile after missile detonated, a few even striking her eyes. They continued firing, hoping to slay the beast with their superior technology...
As Cadence caressed her dear lover Shining, smiling at the shaft pressing against her gut, she felt tiny bits of pain across her face. Tiny pinpricks across her head that weren’t big, yet annoying, and ruined the mood. Eyes focusing in front of her she saw tiny glints of motion dancing around her head.
“Ugh, I’m getting bitten by gnats...” She grunted, regarding their massive jets as nothing more than tiny insects. Reaching up she swiped across with her hoof, striking one of them and making it disappear.
“Seriously, gnats?” Shining replied. “This castle is starting to get infested...”
Moving his hoof off her mane, he reached up to swat at some of the tiny specks as well. Seeing a cluster of two just next to her cheek, he gently lowered his hoof onto her cheek, crushing them in an instant.
The couple quickly swatted away the rest of the gnats. After the first few, the rest oddly tried to leave, but the pair got them all the same. In just a few seconds they were all gone.
“Good riddance.” Cadence muttered, grinding her hoof against the bedsheets to clean it off.
“Now, where were we?~” She chuckled, leaning in to give him another kiss. Shining chuckled back, before getting up to his hooves, bringing her along with him.
In just a few seconds, the remaining jets were wiped out. They had no hope of dodging the colossal, fast-flying hooves, what looked like mountains sailing across the sky in the blink of an eye. Entire groups were obliterated in the blink of an eye.
Yet they still had hope. The small, nimble hooves kicked up massive wakes of air, sending the tiny jets spiralling out of the way. While the forces were enough to rip the crafts apart, the crew was still able to bail out. Between the two ponies a large group of humans floated to the ground beneath specks of white parachutes. They all landed in a single group at the centre of the bedsheets.
To the tiny specks, her bed was a vast desert of yellow. Thick, broad strands wider than their bodies made up the twisting landscape of dunes and valleys. Thankfully, the bumpy surfaces were tightly intertwined, leaving no gap to fall down into the darkness beneath. Yet that was of little comfort to them as they awkwardly grabbed onto any of the numerous protrusions from the rough threads. They couldn’t see far across the uneven ground, but the two cliff faces of flesh on either side were simply unmissable. Light grey to their left, pink to their right, stretching up and defining the world they could see.
They were left frozen in place, unable to do anything but watch as they stood up. As they shifted their weight the spring ground beneath deformed beneath them, creating new mountains and valleys in the blink of an eye. The humans trembled and staggered, while the springs beneath groaned with a cacophony of metal. The sky darkened and turned a shade of pink as Cadence stood on top of them, her two hind-hooves slamming down on either side of them. She knelt forwards on her knees. They looked high above and gasped at the sight of her colossal patch of dark flesh, just behind her tail. Yet they gasped even louder as Shining went behind her, straddled on top, and began to thrust into her.
It was simply awe-inspiring, seeing two deities be carnal at such a grand scale. His shaft was the size of a skyscraper, a tapered pillar of red flesh that hung right above them. Its tapered tip began to push and grind into her vast pussy, a dark, glistening cavern that greedily swallowed the shaft up. It was so vast, and so far away they had trouble recognising what was what, looking more like planets colliding than the sex they knew.
Echoing grunts and groans echoed across the desolate plains as he grinded himself deeper, inch by inch. With every thrust his colossal ballsac, each the size of a stadium, wetly slapped against her dark, wet flesh. Imperceptible to the titans, yet distinctly audible to the specks. All they could focus upon was the penetration itself, the deities’ thoughts, expressions and feelings unknowable. With a final shove the last of the spire was swallowed up. The two held themselves there, letting out a deep, echoing bray, before he started humping. The wet slaps took upon a new pitch and tempo while the mountains of their bodies shifted and swayed.
For the specks, it started to look violent. Some couldn’t take it, running away from the frozen group while they watched in awe. Half a minute passed of ever increasing thrusts, before he shoved himself as deep as he could go, and they both let out a deep growl. The stood frozen as the distant spire pulsed, wondering what was happening. That is, until the first drops of cum began to drip from her overstretched, overstuffed pussy.
By the time they screamed and started fleeing from the meteor sized globs of white, it was too late. Each drop was over a hundred metres wide and rained all around them like a meteor storm, shaking the ground and sending plumes of white flying into the air. In just a few seconds a massive dollop landed directly on the main group, turning their world white in an instant. They were swept away in the rapidly growing sea as the ooze slowly spread across the bedsheets. Sucked under by the twisting currents, unable to swim through the thick mass, they quickly drowned in the drop of cum.
Half were wiped out and washed away by his orgasm, with only fifty surviving as they sprinted for the edge of the bed. But they couldn’t rip their eyes away from the majesty above, how they cuddled each other tight. With a wet slurp and rush of warm air he pulled out of her, allowing a waterfall of cum to fall. The group of survivors had barely made any distance at all! But luck was on their side, with the pair shifting slightly away, letting the spire of white crash right behind them. The last few survivors in the middle were crushed by the force, while the rest were swept away by the impact towards the bed’s edge. Thankfully, it had thinned out, merely pushing them away from the danger zone.
Yanking themselves out of the goo and shoving away individual sperm that were half the size of them, they regrouped and kept going. After panting for a few seconds, Shining stood up, giving Cadence enough room to roll to the right, away from them. A cliff-face of pink fur fell away from them, and they sighed in relief, only to scream as the grey cliff-face fell right on top of them. They screamed as they watched the pillar of cum coated red fall towards them...
Only for it be silenced with a pound as it landed directly on top of them. The smooth, hot and vast surface of his cock’s tip landed on top of the group, all of them nothing more than a tiny speck. For them, the open air was replaced with tight, musky darkness, unable to see or even wiggle as they were squeezed between the cock and fibres of the bed. Rivulets of slime, cum and Cadence’s nectar oozed into the space, suffocating a few unlucky individuals. The only reason they weren’t smears of red across it was because his member was flaccid and deflating after the orgasm. Welling their strength, they willed their injured bodies to try and crawl away...
With the gentle ‘pompf’ of fur against blankets and a shared sigh, Cadence and Shining laid against the bed. They felt content, all the stress of a long day having left them in a moment of passion. After a few seconds Cadence’s eyes drifted downwards to his softening member. It still continued to spurt out a few drops of pre, while the sticky mass coating it soaked into the sheets.
“Let me clean that for you.” Cadence began, with a seductive nod towards his member. “Easier to clean it than clean the sheets, don’t you agree?”
“Dirty, dirty horse~” He snickered, before rolling onto his back, letting his shaft dangle in the air, pointing towards his tail. With a seductive look in her eyes, Cadence hopped off the bed, circled around and approached from the base. Opening her mouth wide, she approached the still dribbling shaft...
Crushing darkness became disorienting light in an instant, rushing winds and twisting motions rushing disorientating the tiny humans. When their eyes finally settled, they found themselves smeared across the left side of Shining’s cock. A long, long drop to a forest of fur loomed below, the rest of his body stretching out around them. They were all pinned to the wall of flesh, stuck by the sticky goo which ran across them in rivulets. The fifty humans struggled and squirmed yet couldn’t budge an inch!
All they could do was watch as the titan Cadence stomped across the room, curving around towards them. They gibbered and screamed, almost begging her to leave as her muzzle came right in front of the shaft that held them. She inhaled deeply, a deafening burst of wind gushing across them like a tornado. For one unlucky person it was too much and they were ripped into the air, screaming as they tumbled. The world blurred past before they were sucked into the dark cavern of her nostril, never to be seen again.
The rest could only watch. The rushing wind inwards became a rush of hot, damp air outwards as her mouth opened, revealing the glistening cave. It was vast in every sense of the word, a pink cavern they had to crane their necks to see. The entrance was ringed by a set of white, straight teeth. They were all simply colossal, each a hundred and fifty metres tall, while the mere incisors were 25 metres wide. The molars at the back were as big as a field on top. The white surface were marred with several stains and discolouring, along with a few food scraps. Tiny lines of green gunk could be seen between them. And with a chorus of screams and a gentle sigh by Cadence, her mouth slipped forwards, and neatly encapsulated the shaft.
With a rush of air her teeth passed above and below them. Long tendrils of gooey saliva dangled down as they went past. One, hanging off her very front tooth, slammed into a single unlucky human. They fell down into the darkness before bursting in a shower of red as they struck the unyielding surface of one of her teeth.
Yet the others did not care, their attention instead on the amphitheatre of a maw stretching out for as far as they could see. Fleshy walls of pink and red glistened with saliva, while a tongue almost the length of a kilometre loomed below them, coated with a forest of tastebuds. No matter where they looked, there was her, and no matter where they looked, there was doom awaiting for them.
The tongue surged upwards and slapped against the cock, shaking it like an earthquake, and knocking several free to the depths below. The broad surface curved to the left with a wet slurp, before curving right back towards them. The stuck humans watched as the forest of tastebuds rushed towards them. Thick, fleshy orbs batted against them and swept them away into the mire of saliva and cum.
For the humans, they were lost in an ocean of saliva and cum that twisted from side to side. Orientation was impossible, sight was impossible, there was nothing but darkness, motion, and the deafening moans in their ears. The survivors tumbled through the forest of tastebuds, working between the strands and gliding across the cock. Several were crushed between the two, blossoms of red quickly washed away by the saliva.
Cadence swished the cock from side to side as her mouth quickly filled with saliva, making sure to lick every surface of the shaft. With it, the ocean was swished around as well, humans being swept to every place of her maw. Countless splattered against the pearly white teeth, while others began stuck in the gaps, glued in place by the mire already there. Tiny specks clinging on for dear life as the mouth rolled around them.
After a full minute of sucking, slurping and dutiful cleaning, most of the humans were gone. Most of them merely drowned in the twisting mass, while others were crushed against teeth, tastebuds or the cock itself. For the few fortunate enough to reach the surface they paddled and fought, choking on her breath. Yet they were alive.
That is, until Cadence slipped the spit-covered cock out of her mouth, tipped her head back, and swallowed. A dozen tinies were swept away in the tidal wave and cascaded down her vast throat, passing past the deafening drum of her heartbeat. For those who didn’t drown, they were dumped into a hot, acidic and churning sea of her stomach. The tiny specks lasted mere seconds before being dissolved away, reduced to not even calories for her.
With a sigh, Cadence slipped the cock from her mouth, content that it had fully cleaned. Her mouth was cleaned as well, with only a handful of stragglers managing to survive in her teeth. And even they would succumb before long, either to chewing, or drowning in the spit that filled her maw. She looked up to her husband who laid content on the covers, legs spread wide in relaxation from the blowjob. Licking her lips one more time, she hopped back into bed and snuggled up beside him. Held in each other’s hooves, they quickly fell asleep.
But while her mouth was clear, another part of her body was infested with the specks of humans. As she laid in blissful sleep, the surviving group of fifty humans arduously trekked through the dirty jungle of her mane.
It was a jungle in every sense of the word. Vast strands of fur wider than their bodies loomed tall into the air, stretching higher than skyscrapers. Most laid in the same direction, yet many were intertwined to weave a canopy that blotted out most light. Regardless, they all shifted with the gentle motion of her body and the wind ruffling through her hair, forming an ever changing sky with tiny beams of light shining through.
The ground itself was rocky and uneven, the individual flakes of skin the size of boulders to them. They had to step up and down all the time. Covering it was an undergrowth of dead skin cells. With all of her sweat it was worked down to a mushy, smelly mess, clinging to their boots like mud with every step. Her mane was filthy in many other ways too, with clumps of dirt dotting the tight landscape, further hemming in where they could and couldn’t go. Clumps clung to the strands high above, some falling down dangerously close to them.
And of course, there was the sweat. A thick, miasma of humidity that clung to their skin and made it unbearably tropical. Large beads crawled across the landscape, while others slowly dripped down the hair. A few humans were swamped by errant, falling drops, needing to be rescued by the others.
As soon as they landed in the centre of her mane, they clung on for dear life as her whole body shook from Twilight rutting away inside her. They knew that escape was impossible, so they figured their only hope was to make first contact with her. But they knew the only place where she had any hope of hearing them was directly in her ear. So, as soon as she settled down for sleep, they set off for the only landmark they could see: her horn. A towering spire that loomed high above, one of the few things they could see in the tight and twisting land.
After an hour of trekking through the jungle, they were starting to leave the mane running down her neck and into the main cluster of hair. Everyone focused purely on the twisting ground beneath their feet as they struggled their way through. Until the sky darkened with a rush of air. Those at the back threw up their heads and screamed as a massive hoof loomed through the gap in the hair. It then slammed down upon the hair and pushed it flat. For the slower ones at the back of the group, they could do nothing but scream as the hair was pushed down and crushed them flat. They were steam-rolled and smeared to a paste as the hair was pushed down. The hoof moved backwards, eradicating half of the group, before pulling away again. Letting the hair spring back up into position. With tiny smears of red, still dripping blood, running along its length. A tiny bit of dye, now the only remains of those unlucky few.
As they slumbered, Shining reached out to stroke Cadence’s mane. Running his hoof down the silky smooth hair, he pulled it back and continued his slumber.
The group didn’t stop to check their losses, continuing their journey towards the horn. After an hour of non stop walking and struggle they finally reached the horn. Up close it was nothing short of majestic, a pillar towering high into the sky. Even up close it was perfectly smooth, with nary an imperfection across it. It hummed and glowed with her latent magical energy, warning them to stay well away. A foolish, awe-struck human went up to touch it, and disintegrated into ash. The rest were much smarter and headed for her left ear, only stopping to rest and take the foolish human’s gear.
But as they trekked for the next few hours, a wave of heat rolled through the kingdom and into their room. The mane steadily hotter and sticker as fresh beads of sweat welled from the ground, turning a jungle into an overgrown swamp. Salty liquid splashed up from every step as they trekked forwards.
They’d come across entire patches of skin that were submerged in a bead of sweat, a wall looming up in front of them. They were forced to waste precious minutes trekking all the way around before continuing on their passage. Others were so vast, they were forced to wade their way through the hot, sticky liquid.
Eventually, after four hours, they finally reached the edge of the mane and her ear. The jungle of hair abruptly ended to reveal much shorter, more spread out fur, with a colossal wide tower of her ear stretching up right in front of them. Even as she slept it twitched from side to side, shaking and swaying like a skyscraper in a storm. Dangerous, but their only shot at survival. Clinging to the fur for dear life, they slowly descended down the steep slope and dropped into the curved basin just the entrance itself.
Before them and sloping down into the darkness was a vast pink cave almost a third of a kilometre wide. Light began to creep in through the windows with their trek taking all night. Wasting no time, the group quickly assembled in place and set off down the cave. The deeper they went the darker it became, with their portable torches barely able to illuminate the distant ceiling. What it did illuminate however was ear wax, an orangish-yellow that covered every surface in large mounds. Even the ear wax was bigger than them. A thin layer coated the ground they walked on, forcing them to trudge through it.
Eventually the group reached the end, coming before a vast white surface that blocked the whole path. The ear drum. Assembling right before it, they all screamed and shouted at the top of their lungs. Some even beat against it with their fists and feet. Yet there was no response, no ground shaking motion; it remained silent. Even at such close distance she had no hope of hearing them. The humans quickly grew tired and annoyed and decided to make first contact another way. They began to unload bursts of searing plasma directly into the drum, striking one of the most delicate parts of her body! The surface rippled and shook as singe-marks grew across the surface, damage starting to be done...
Blossoming, throbbing pain greeted Cadence as she was rudely dragged from the comfort of sleep, making her wince and clutch the side of her head. Her left ear was throbbing in pain, and she could hear a faint, strange crackling. Grumbling and muttering she rubbed her hoof against it to soothe it, yet the pain persisted.
“Must be something in my ear...” She thought. She gently got out of bed and made sure not to wake Shining, while ignoring the throbbing pain. Sleepily stumbling across the carpet, she went into the small, ensuite bathroom. As she went her tongue subconsciously went along the back of her teeth, crushing the last few specks inside that had survived the night. Standing in front of the mirror, she used her telekinesis to pick up a small cottonbud tipped stick. She went to push it into her ear...
For the humans, they trembled as the cave around them shook with the heavy pound of her footsteps. They resumed shouting, hoping they had been heard, yet got no response. Some continued shouting, while others kept shooting, half to express their frustrations. Yet all of them screamed when they saw a massive, white behemoth take up the entrance to the ear. The tiny amount of light was quickly sealed as it pushed in with a deep rumble, the cotton bud dragging over the skin. There was no escape. All they could do was watch as it came ever closer. A wave of ear wax was picked up as it went, hiding the white beneath a landslide of yellow.
In but a few seconds it surged into them and smothered them. A few burst from the pressure, several others had broken bones, yet all were trapped in the sticky mass. They shot, kicked and punched yet couldn’t budge an inch. The bud pulled out, replacing darkness with the blinding light of her bathroom. When their eyes cleared, the tiny specks found themselves in a tower of yellow, before a colossal Cadence. Staring right at them. They waved and shouted, but she only a gave a sneer.
“Disgusting ... and to think that was in my ear!” She growled, before flicking it into the bin.
Their final resting place, until they were all summarily devoured by a cockroach a few minutes later.
Cadence sighed as she felt the pain subside, the cleaning of her ear seeming to do the trick. Throwing the dirty one in the bin, she got another one to clean her other ear. Glad to have cleaned herself out, Cadence crawled back into bed and snuggled up with her dear Shining.
