> Ms. Harshwhinny: Expecting Executive > by CapNTilfy > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Maternal Massage > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes, you’ve wondered where you’re going with your life. You have this sense of not being able to find any motivation to succeed. Despite starting work for the Canterlot Sports Association out of college, you don’t feel confident despite praise from your peers. It’s been a part of your makeup for as long as you could remember. Yet, as with all stances, they can be changed, even through some unorthodox ways. For example, on your first month of the job, you couldn’t speak to women without blabbering like you were on a jackhammer in the middle of an earthquake. That all changed when you saw the Executive, Ms. Harshwhinny. The first time you saw her walk through the doors, you felt inspired. The poise and confidence that she radiated with each step and word. The decisiveness in her tone of voice. Surely you could emulate her mannerisms and gain the confidence you need to talk to women. Now, Ms. Harshwhinny is seven months pregnant and wasn’t afraid of displaying her maternal beauty to the office with her stride. There was something about pregnant women that you found attractive but you didn’t know why. For Ms. Harshwhinny, it made it difficult to contain yourself seeing her fertile glory whenever you spoke to her. You had to gather tons of willpower to keep the erections at bay every time. Every night, you had dreams of you and her, naked on a bed as you caressed her midsection while pumping in and out of her. Just the slightest remembrance of that dream was enough to get you hard in mere seconds. Yet, office protocols made your dreams just that and you have no way of knowing if she’s on the market. So, you resigned yourself to pleasuring yourself to those thoughts from the comfort of your own home. Now the workday is almost over, and you’ve been storing up fantasies with you and Ms. Harshwhinny. You’re extra hard today! “You,” an all too familiar voice says, grabbing your attention. Your head swiftly turns away from your job and you find yourself gazing at Ms. Harshwhinny. Her maternity wear consists of a black vest and a blue sweater, and she’s pointing in your direction. You muster up a massive amount of willpower once you notice her pregnant belly just barely peeking out. With a quick shake of the head, you finally speak up. “M-Me?” Ms. Harshwhinny nods. “Yes. You.” You can’t help but gulp. What could she, the Executive of the entire company, want from you, a mere intern? The synapses in your brain flared with many thoughts as you struggled to find out why. “Oh Uhhh, Ms. Harshwhinny,” You stammered, “pleasure to talk with you.” You sweated internally as her maternal beauty remained in your view, “Is there something you need? I’m sorry I was late with the paperwork last week.” “That’s none of my concern right now.” Ms. Harshwhinny answered, “To be honest, those TPS reports were an afterthought.” Seemingly out of character for her, she sat upon your desk as she rubbed her round stomach. Every second seeing such a sight made your heart race faster than a hyperactive rabbit, “I have something else on my mind and it involves you.” You take a deep breath, then exhale with a shudder. Is this really happening?! Ms. Harshwhinny gives you a look of genuine concern. “Are you all right? You seem a little stressed.” You nod furiously, trying desperately to keep your attention away from her pregnant belly. “Y-Yes,” you stutter. “I a-am stressed right now.” Ms. Harshwhinny gives you a rare sight: a smile. “Perfect,” she says. “What do you say to a trip to the spa?” You fight the urge to pinch yourself. If this really is a dream, you’d rather not wake up! “S-S-Sure. I need to take a load off.” Ms. Harshwhinny gives you a funny look. “M-My mind! I need to take a load off my mind!” “Right.” Ms. Harshwhinny rubs her belly when she felt a kick from within, “I do apologize but my kid likes to get rowdy from time to time. Have you ever been to a spa before?” “N-No.” You stammered, “I never even entertained something like that before.” “I assure you that there’s nothing to worry about. The spa I’m taking you is the best in the city. If you’re worried about money, I have more than enough to pay for both of our treatments.” Is she really doing this for you? Offering you a spa treatment on her dime seemed only like the subject of the wildest dreams. But then again, being the top executive of an entire company can make one incredibly wealthy. Even then, you have been feeling stressed as of late so maybe a spa night will be the perfect remedy. First time for anything, right? As you and Ms. Harshwhinny reach the lobby, your jaw drops. Soothing Saddle Arabian music plays throughout the lobby, with sea blue walls. Behind the marble receptionist’s desk is a miniature waterfall, the splashing of its water adding to the relaxing ambiance. Shelves of massaging oils surround you, and you feel your stress slowly dwindle. Ms. Harshwhinny’s heels clack on the blue and white tiled floor as she passes you by. Taking a chance, you get a good look at that ass, then continue to survey your surroundings as you flop onto a white couch. “Wow,” You muttered as your eyes scanned your surroundings, “you certainly didn’t skimp out on the quality here.” “As I’ve said, I’d pay for both of our treatments.” Ms. Harshwhinny said, rubbing her belly with her legs spread open, “If I want something done right, I always shoot for the best and my spa treatments are no exception.” She then noticed you acting a tad squirrely, “Is there something wrong?” “Wha-No!” You chuckled a bit, “I mean… I’m an intern and my boss is treating me to some luxurious spa in the city. Why?” “I want my workers to be as efficient as possible and stress does nothing to that end. You’ve worked hard enough that you deserve a break. So, just enjoy yourself. I promise…” She then starts to seductively stroke your arm, “It’ll be worthwhile.” And just like that, you start to sweat. “I-I-I’m sure it will!” You can’t help but laugh awkwardly. A hostess walks out into the lobby, calling for a couples massage… for you and Ms. Harshwhinny. You nearly choke on your own spit. “C-C-C-Couples?” Ms. Harshwhinny waves a hand dismissively. “I thought it would be cheaper if we both went in together.” “I-I-If you say s-so.” You fidget slightly before getting up in an attempt to hide your boner. “Come with me… dear.” It might be your imagination, but you could have sworn you saw a smile on her face. Her hips are swaying rather suggestively with each step she takes as you both walk down the corridor. Your heart beats faster and harder with each step you take until you finally reach the room. Your jaw drops again. The hostess instructed you and Harshwhinny to strip off ALL of your clothing. You swore that you felt your heart jump up into your throat at the reality that you’re going to see your boss naked… with none of her maternal beauty hidden. The hardening of your cock and her smirking made it clear to you. It was happening and there shouldn’t be any shame in hiding it. Focusing on stripping everything off, your cheeks started to blush as you took off your shirt. Kicking off your shoes and socks, the grand finale came. You slid your pats and undies down, allowing your member to stand free and proud. You’ve heard a whistle as you turned around to something that made time stop for you. There, standing before you, was Ms. Harshwhinny. Completely naked. Her large breasts are rather perky for someone her age. Her hips entrance you, and her thighs look immaculate. She must work out. Then, at long last, you stare at her pregnant belly. If she’s seven months along, she must be carrying a pretty big baby! It takes a great deal of willpower for you not to blow your load right then and there. You glance downward at her glistening jewel. Wait… glistening? Your eyes widen as everything comes together. “Y-You… Y-You planned this?!” “You bet your well-hung ass I did,” Ms. Harshwhinny says with a lick of her lips. “Don’t think I haven’t seen you ogling me when you think I’m not looking. I can tell when someone wants to fuck, and you’ve been paying extra special attention to me lately…” She grins as she slowly rubs her pregnant belly. “You want this, don’t you,” she asks seductively. You wince as your cock throbs, then nod furiously. “You’re going to have to earn it, big boy.” “Really? How?” It was there you saw Harshwhinny climb onto one of the cushioned massage tables and lay on her side. The look she gave you was as far from her usual professional demeanor. It was as if she was a whole new person, completely different. Her ass jiggled with every slap upon it and her glistening cunt was in full view. Lord help your eager boner. “Woah. Can’t believe this is happening.” “Oh, it is happening and it’s certainly not a dream.” Harshwhinny beckoned you over with her finger which you obeyed with no further debates. She was right. It was absolutely happening, the subject of your many dreams was coming to life. “I’ll make you a deal. If you can massage me well and make me release first, I’ll give you the best time you’ll ever have.” “Y-Yes ma’am,” you stutter out, then eagerly begin your work, starting with her shoulders. Harshwhinny hisses through her teeth, then lets out a prolonged sigh as you dig your fingers deep into her muscles. “Wow, I didn’t realize you were this tense…” She scoffs. “Being an executive and pregnant at the same will do that to you.” You simply shrug. She has a point. You finish with her shoulders, then work your way down to her arms. Harshwhinny lets out a soft moan of appreciation. You raise an eyebrow. “Huh. Didn’t think your job would cause you to have sore arms.” “It does when there isn’t a man around to fuck,” she replies bluntly. You can’t help but grin. She’s even hornier than you thought! You move down to her hands, causing her to let out another soft moan. “You’re pretty tense in your hands too. Must be all that typing and paperwork.” Harshwhinny sighs. “Damn the paperwork, it takes up a fair amount of my time.” You move your hands up to her neck and dig in. The executive tenses up for a moment, then shudders. “Ooh, that’s the spot…” “Do you crack your neck?” “Not often enough, apparently…” You finish her neck, then take a deep breath in preparation. You’re about to hit a vital spot: her back. You expect a strong reaction as you exhale, then get down to work. The executive gasps sharply, then lets out a load moan. You’re not all that surprised. Between her job, her pregnancy and her breasts, this was the place that needed massaging the most. You spend an extra amount of time there, not simply because of all the stress that accumulated there, but because her moans are music to your ears. “Wow, not gonna lie, your moans are hot to listen to.” You said as you moved onto her legs. Judging by how she moaned and gasped, they were a big problem area. “Really now?” Harshwhinny giggled with amusement, “Tell me and please be honest. Have you fantasized about something like this?” She got you right there but something tells you that she wasn’t angry. Would she be mad about that and let you touch her in such a way? “Okay, you caught me, ma’am.” You snickered as you got to her calves and knees, “I must admit that you’re quite a beautiful sight. And that confidence… woah momma.” “Hmmm, I think I might like you. But, that remains to be proven.” Moving to her lower lower legs and feet, you paid them special attention. Her moans were breathy and  sensual like velvet yet commanding like her personality. Perfection. “Oh yes! You’re doing great! Don’t let up and I’ll reward you greatly!” “I don’t plan on it,” you say as you rub your hands together in giddy excitement. You crack your neck, then get to fulfilling a fantasy you’ve had for months on end. You gently caress her tits, eliciting another hearty moan from Harshwhinny. You spend as much time on them as you can, savoring each moment as your lust heightens. It’s taking a considerable amount of willpower for you to not shove your tongue into her mouth. “I think you’ve had more than enough fun with the girls,” the executive says dreamily. “You can always touch them again later… if you get me off, and get me off good.” You reluctantly let go of her rack, then crack your knuckles. This is it. The moment of truth. Avoiding her pregnant belly, you stroke her inner thighs gently. “Mmm, you’re such a tease, aren’t you?” “You’re one to talk,” you retort playfully, then start teasing her folds. Harshwhinny gasps, arching her back slightly. “Don’t keep me waiting much longer.” You grin. “I don’t plan on it.” Having said that, you slowly insert your pointer finger into her love canal. Gasping and moaning as she felt your finger wiggle around her inner caverns, she was beginning to lose any grip on her restraint. It was like she had been abstaining from any sort of sexual intimacy since her pregnancy started. Feeling pent up doesn’t even come close to describe it, “Like that?” “Oh yes, oh fuck yes!” She swore, something you never heard her say, “I sorely needed this! Please, eat me out! Now!” “As my lady commands.” Removing your fingers and licking your lips, you were face to face with your prize: her pussy, wet with arousal. Judging by the wetness, you saw her as being half way to her orgasm and you aim to finish her off. Grabbing onto her thighs, you began to lick away at her folds, lapping up her tangy juices to her gasps. She bucked her hips with excitement with every lick. Talk about a wild beast being set free at last. Yet, you weren’t content with merely licking away at her labia, oh no. You wanted to impress Harshwhinny, to take things beyond. With that in mind, you surprised her with the ultimate move of jamming your tongue inside her pussy. The gasp she let slip was loud enough to echo throughout the room. When he used her hands to push your face further into her crotch, you knew she wanted it badly. You were gonna give it to her and give it to her good. You lick, suck, and slurp furiously as you run your hands up and down her thighs and occasionally play with her clit. The volume of Harshwhinny’s moans increase as her hands run desperately through your hair. She must be getting close, so you prepare to finish her off. You gingerly run your hands up the back of her legs until you reach her ass… ...then grab it. Hard. Harshwhinny screams bloody murder as her orgasm gushes out with a force unlike any you’ve ever seen, causing you to nearly choke on her juices. She shudders violently, riding out her intense climax for a good half minute, then lets out one last satisfied moan. Silence fills the room, and you wonder why nobody’s decided to check up on the both of you after a shriek like that. Maybe it was the walls, the hostess wanting to give you both some privacy, or Harshwhinny handed the staff some hush money. But, none of that matters. You were living out your fantasies and it was quite possibly the greatest day of your life. You were going to be knee deep in some pregnant pussy… and with your boss no less. “My word,” Harshwhinny breathed as she struggled to get up from the table, “it’s fair for me to say that you certainly didn’t disappoint.” Her legs wobbled as she regained her bearings, “You’ve done a good job.” “Why thank you, ma’am.” You breathed, “I’ve been wanting to please you like this.” “Okay,” Harshwhinny snickered, “I think we should do away with the formalities here. Just call me ‘Harshwhinny’. But, a good deed like that can’t be left unrewarded.” You grin widely. Your wildest dreams are about to come true! You lay down, putting your face in the pillow as your erection rages. Within moments you feel a soft, round stomach run up and down your back along with two even softer flesh pillows. Your eyes widen as you realize she’s massaging you… with her tits and pregnant belly! You find yourself barely able to keep still. Holy fuck, this is hot!  “Enjoying your massage,” Harshwhinny asks seductively, then breathes down your neck. “Yes,” you squeak out, afraid that the wrong motion or word will cause you to bust a massive nut before the fun really begins. The Executive giggles. “Wonderful.” If someone told you you’d be banging one of the hottest women you’ve ever seen while she’s pregnant, you would’ve laughed. Now look at you! “Turn around,” You turn around to see Harshwhinny standing over you with bedroom eyes. She begins dragging her boobs and belly up and down your chest as she breathes into your ear. She tilts her head slightly and gazes into your eyes with an alluring smile. You take great pains to stay still as she moves in closer to your face… ...then brushes her lips against yours and crawls downward with a giggle. “Better hold on tight, big boy,” Harshwhinny says seductively, then begins to rub your cock with her belly. Up and down and up and down her belly went on your hardened member. With every pass, your nervous system pulsed with pure ecstasy as your wildest dreams have come true. As much as you wanted to, you had to keep yourself from bucking your hips and damaging her precious cargo. “How does that feel?” “Holy shit, this… oh god!” You groaned as she took your hands in hers. “Oh god, this is good! Holy sh-” You were interrupted mid-curse by Ms. Harshwhinny’s soft velvety lips making contact with yours. Almost immediately, your eyes closed from the rush of sensual pleasure as her tongue slides right into your mouth. That was it, you were now officially in heaven and it never made you feel so alive. Bliss doesn’t even come close to describing it. It was simply… godlike. You bury your hands in her hair. This massage. Her kiss. This sensual atmosphere. All of the sexual tension you’ve felt from the beginning of the day reaches a boiling point, and you feel a colossal orgasm begin to build. You moan into Harshwhinny’s mouth, and she breaks the kiss. “About to blow?” You nod before another moan escapes your mouth. The executive grins, then leans into you. “Bust that nut, you stallion.” And with that, she kisses you again, only harder and with more tongue. You scream into her mouth as you release a powerful climax all over her pregnant belly, twitching and spasming as you ride it out. Harshwhinny doesn’t let up until you completely empty yourself. She was hellbent on draining your balls of absolutely everything but you didn’t argue even a bit. Your cock quivered with delight as your seed frosted her smooth round midsection. The edges of your view turned white as your orgasm ended and you were left a breathing and sweaty mess. “Oh wow.” You breathed, wiping the sweat from your forehead, “Oh yeah, that was, uhhh…” “Incredible?” Harshwhinny giggles as she gets off of you, “I always perform my best in any task. I’m glad you enjoyed it.” Scooping a bit of your cum on her fingers, she licked it up and hummed in delight, “Apart from being so pent up, I wonder if this is your first time?” “Y-yeah.” You stuttered as you let out a big breath, “I’ve… just been too damned busy to think about any of that.” Harshwhinny smiles. “As admirable as that is, you’re young. You should go out and enjoy life, not spend all of your time cooped up in an office.” You snort. “Never thought I’d hear that from you. You’re a real ball-buster at work.” “Because as Executive, I want to be sure that everything runs well. If I need to breathe down someone’s neck to achieve that, I will.” You give Harshwhinny an uncertain look. “I’ll do whatever it takes to keep the company running… except belittle employees for no reason. My name is Harshwhinny, not Bitchwhinny.” The both of you share a laugh. “Oh, goodness me,” Harshwhinny says with a blush. “We’ve both gotten each other off and are about to fuck each other’s brains out, and I haven’t even asked you your name!” You grin widely and introduce yourself. “I like to know the names of men I fuck,” she says seductively as she walks toward you, rubbing her pregnant belly. “Do you know why?” You feel your cock begin to rise again. “Do tell.” Harshwhinny stops within inches of your face. “Because,” she whispers. “I want to know what to scream throughout the night.” She grabs and kisses you, shoving her tongue in your mouth. You began rubbing your belly against hers as you let your inner horndog loose and enjoy yourself. Good lord almighty, this was a once in a lifetime chance to make a dream a reality. “I have an idea.” Harshwhinny broke the kiss, “We have a hot tub all ready for us. How about we have some fun in there.” “Are you sure?” You said with worry, “Won’t that hurt your baby?” Harshwhinny smirked and smiled. “While I appreciate your concern for my child, I assure you that the water has the right amount of heat that won’t hurt my precious cargo.” She walked over to the tub and took a seat, waving you over with a finger, “Now come, claim your reward.” In all your years of adulthood, you never once thought something like this would happen. But now, the reality is clear and you were going to lose your virginity to a pregnant woman that’s also your boss. Even a pinch to your ass wouldn’t convince you otherwise. Wasting no further time, you follow suit and jump into the tub and straddle her, staring deeply into her eyes. “You’re not going to tell me you love me, are you,” Harshwhinny quips. You snort. “I’m only physically attracted to you.” You line yourself up with her sex, then slowly impale her. Harshwhinny lets out a drawn-out moan as you fill her inner walls. “Oh god, it’s been so long…” “If you think I got you off good last time, you haven’t felt anything yet!” The executive grins. “Fuck me until neither of us can move!” You begin thrusting in and out, causing Harshwhinny to grab and hold you as tight as she can without hurting her unborn child. To add to her pleasure, you lean into her and lick her neck. “F-Fuck,” Harshwhinny moans out. You follow it up by sucking on her neck and massaging her breasts, and she gasps, jerking in fits and starts as you feel her vaginal walls clench and unclench in rapid succession. You grit your teeth as the Executive’s grip tightens. Her pregnant belly rubs up and down your torso until her first orgasm of the night finishes. “Wow… you must’ve been pretty pent up yourself,” you say in awe. “Don’t stop,” Harshwhinny barks, then kisses you fiercely. Your tongues thrash and dance as you both moan into each other’s mouths. Thrusting in and out of pregnant pussy was an amazing experience as her inner walls clamped around your cock, snug yet not too tight that you’d blow your load too early. Pregnant pussy was truly the best kind out there and you were going to savor every moment. But, her breasts were hypnotic. Wanting to bask in all that warm titflesh, you dove your face in between her magnificent chest pillows, licking and sucking and blowing raspberries. She was clearly enjoying the feeling as she screamed delightfully while bucking her hips. You were like a wild animal, unchained by restraint and surrendered to your desires. Your cock enjoyed it, you enjoyed it, and you certainly enjoyed the fact that she is. “Oh fuck, you’re getting so tight!” You groan as you disengage from her chest, “That is one amazing pussy you have!” “All the better to please you with,” Harshwhinny pants out before letting out a drawn out moan as she cums again, splattering her love juices all over your cock. Your eyes roll back as you feel yourself reaching your limit. “O-oh, f-fuck,” you moan out. “H… Hold on... just a little bit more…” Harshwhinny says as she intensifies her bouncing. She presses her pregnant belly against your chest, then sucks and licks your neck furiously. You gasp and bury your hands in her hair as you feel another orgasm on its way. You can’t take it anymore, and you buck your hips aggressively. “F-Fuck… pump me full…” Harshwhinny moans out. Those words push you over the edge, and you scream as you coat your boss’ inner walls with your spunk. Harshwhinny gasps, then shudders violently as you two share a powerful climax. Sweat and screaming permeated the air as your sticky white cum filled her to the brim but you didn’t stop thrusting. You were in the zone, the sex zone, and you were gonna ride your orgasm to its limit. It was too good of a feeling to stay idle and you had enough energy to spare. “Oh shit,” You gasped as your orgasm came to an end, collapsing next to Harshwhinny, “that was… oh lord, my heart’s racing like mad.” Harshwhinny kissed you on the cheek as you caressed her belly. “My my, were you hungry.” She then began to caress your package, slowly bringing your erection back, “You gave me an amazing time, intern.” “Thank you, Harshwhinny. You drove me a step above wild.” Straddling her once again, you began to furiously make out with her. She grabs a hold of you, deepening the kiss as she runs a hand through your hair. You break the next kiss. “You ready for another round?” Harshwhinny gets out of the hot tub and grabs a towel. She gives you a sultry look and places it on the floor, then gets down on all fours and presents herself to you. “Does this answer your question?” You grin, then get out of the tub, being careful to avoid slipping. Once right behind her, you line yourself up, then insert your cock. The executive gasps, then sighs as you grab her hips and pound her passionately. The room becomes filled again with the sounds of your moaning and wet pats. Her fists clench to the point her knuckles are white. The sight of her being pleasured is truly a sight indeed! “This…” Harshwhinny pants, “This i-is…” she lets out a prolonged moan, followed by more panting. “...the best sex I’ve had in y...years…” She trails off, then her eyes roll back as her pussy squirts her love juices all over the towel. “Damn, you’re pretty orgasmic…” “You have n-no idea, kid.” Harshwhinny backs up a bit, bringing you deeper into her inner walls. “How about we make this last round something exceptional.” “Oh, you bet your nice ass!” Grabbing two handfuls of her nice booty, you slammed your pelvis into her firm cheeks, making audible smacking noises with each hit. Along with that and Harshwhinny’s screaming, it was like a symphony, an ode to the pleasures of the flesh. It was every bit as erotic as the act itself and hearing it made your spine shiver, sending you further into a frenzy. “Your ass is amazing, Harshwhinny!” You groaned as you pressed further into her, caressing both her belly and ass, “Every part of your body is absolutely perfect!” “I always strive for perfection!” Harshwhinny gasped as you breathed on her neck, “Just… keep… keep fucking me until I can’t walk! Oh, fuck yes!” “As you command, boss!” Feeling her insides clamp around you once more, you went into overdrive, pushing yourself to your absolute limit, adding as much speed and force as you can muster. In the hopes of finishing strong, you keep your hands on her pregnant belly. “Oh, fuck! I-I can feel it,” Harshwhinny screams as she throws her head back. You let out a low and guttural moan as you feel an epic climax inbound. You close your eyes. This sensual atmosphere. This smoking hot and pregnant woman. Her screams and orgasms. It all comes together for you, and you bust a nut so mighty and fat that words cannot express the sheer intensity and volume of the load you blow inside Harshwhinny. Unfortunately, the orgasm turned out to be too much for you to handle, and you black out. Waking up after what seemed like a half an hour, you found yourself in a bedroom, possibly still inside the spa. Next to you is the beautiful Ms. Harshwhinny, still displaying her maternal glow as she traces a finger around your abs. You were too tired to react and the moment was too enjoyable. “Hmm, looks like you’ve finally woke up.” Harshwhinny moaned as she cuddled closer to you, “I guess there is such a thing as ‘enjoying yourself too much’. You blew such a massive load in me that you blacked out.” “That’s what happened? Jesus.” You groaned as you turned to face her, snaking an arm under her head, “Dare I say it? That was worth it.” Harshwhinny then lays a fat smooch on your cheek, “I was glad to please.” “I know you are.” Harshwhinny takes one of your hands and places it on her belly, allowing you to feel its warmth, “Seeing as how you’ve done a good job of pleasuring me, I can’t possibly leave this unrewarded.” You blink. “H… How so?” “How about… a promotion?” Your eyes widen. If your body wasn’t so sore, you’d bolt upright. “I’d be honored, but doesn’t that seem a little…” you pause, worrying that you’re about to waste an opportunity. “...unprofessional?” Harshwhinny snorts. “Not if I award it to you for your tireless work in public.” She leans into you. “Though, just between you and me, It’ll be for both that and the amazing sex.” You grin widely. “Then I’ll happily accept it.” “Wonderful!” Harshwhinny claps her hands together. “Now, for one more order of business before we leave.” “...And that is?” She grins lewdly. “How about being friends with benefits?” You chuckle. “Oh, I love the sound of that.” “You’d better be prepared for the future, then.” You tilt your head in confusion. “Why’s that?” “If you think I’m horny now, wait until I reach nine months.” Your future is looking very bright, indeed!