Unpredictable Behaviors

by ClumsyEntrance

First published

Fluttershy finds out how a draconequus tastes.

Eris is minding her own business, passing the time in fantasy when a quiet pony interrupts her reverie. They have a little conversation, then discover they've both got something in common...

Contains: F/F sex between a pony and a lady draconequuus. A handful of things that can only happen if you go at it with a draconequus.

Don't ask too many anatomy questions. I don't know either.

1. Fantasy

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Deep in the Everfree forest, Eris frowned. She was bored. The animals had long since learned to give her a wide berth, and she was still stinging from her last encounter with the ponies. She curled up against a tree to try and nap, but found she wasn't tired, so she decided to try and make herself tired. She raised a paw, thought for a few moments, brought her fingers together, and snapped.


When she opened her eyes she was in a spa bath, alone. Steam rose from the water and flowery scents filled the air. Eris lowered her paw into the water and raised it up again, watching it drip from her fur back down into the bath. Something was missing. She snapped again.

With a splash, a dark-coated stallion fell into the bath across from her. He spluttered for a moment, then regained his composure. He slicked his mane back with a hoof, then leaned back against the wall, sinking down into the water. Eris frowned, looking him over, and how his position left him.

"Gross." She snapped again.

The stallion disappeared, nothing but ripples leaving any sign he'd ever been there. It hadn't been what Eris wanted, but then chaos magic rarely performed exactly to order. This time, Eris felt a rush of wind near her head and smelled a new, minty scent. She turned her head slightly to the right and found a pure white mare with a pink mane had materialized nearby. The mare was laying on her side, facing away from Eris in a pose that put her lithe posterior close by. Her long, pink tail draped across her flank.

"That's more like it."

Eris smiled and stretched. As she lowered her paws, she placed one upon the mare's flank. The pony started, as if she had thought she was alone, then cooed. Eris kept moving her other arm downward, placing it on the knee of her dragon-like leg. She gave herself a small pat, then returned her attention to the mare. Eris flexed her fingers, letting her claws push through the pony's coat and gently contacting flesh. The pony let out a small gasp of pleasure as Eris scratched gently across her flank, down towards her knee, then pushing her paw back upwards again. The pony's tail flicked, and for a moment Eris caught a glimpse of something else pink. She smiled, and inched her paw slowly beneath the pony's tail, tracing the soft fur downward until her main paw pad rested against the pony's tender lips. Eris's other paw had slowly tracked down her own leg and rested between them, nestling gently against her own vulva. The pony moved slightly, pushing herself backwards against Eris's paw and moaning. Eris pulled her paw back slightly, extending a single finger and tracing around the edges of the pony's folds. As she pulled at the lower side, a small bead of the pony's fluids dripped downwards. Eris pushed her finger upwards, slowly pushing against the pony's entrance. It pushed back against her, and the pony moaned in pleasure. Eris felt the very tips of her fingers being accepted inwards and kept pushing forwards, shifting her hips and leaning in.

A twig snapped. There was a gasp. The spa faded away first, then the water, then the pony. Wide-eyed, jaw agape, a yellow pegasus stood about six feet away from Eris, who had her paw buried up to its knuckle within her own vagina. Eris snarled and extricated her paw.

"You jerk! It was just getting good!"

2. Reality

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The pony immediately turned away.

"S-sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't know anyone else was out here! I'll let you get decent!"

The mare was yellow, with a long pink mane and matching tail. Her cutie mark depicted a flock of butterflies. She was a bit short for a pony, and her flanks sported a cozy set of love handles. She was trembling slightly, her back facing Eris.

Eris huffed and gave her paw a lick before floating upwards and giving herself a good shake.

"I'm never decent! Haven't you heard of me? I'm Eris the draconequus, mistress of chaos!"

The pony stopped shaking as hard and spoke softly. "D-raconequus? I've met one of those before! But he didn't say anything about you."

"Ugh, that dork Discord, I'll bet? Of COURSE he didn't tell you about me. Boys are stupid."

The pony giggles. "He's cute, sometimes. We're VERY good friends. But I understand, he was difficult to get along with at first? My name's Fluttershy. May I... turn around now?"

Eris snaps her fingers and turns Fluttershy around. "Yeah, though I can't say I didn't enjoy the view."

"Ah..." Fluttershy frowned. "...I'm sorry I interrupted. I know it's very frustrating to have to stop in the middle of... that."

Eris floated over the pony, circling her body and flying in a loop overhead. "'That'? Yeah, it's lonely out here and I had an itch. You should see the the 'cherry orchard' scenario, it's got a lot more mares!"

Fluttershy smiles. "That sounds fun. Are there ever any stallions?"

Eris stops and hangs downward, her face upside-down near Fluttershy's ears. "No. No boys. They're gross, and pushy, and they stop as soon as they get what they want."

"I see..." Fluttershy's breathing is getting heavier, and she perks her wings. "And... what do you do to the ponies?"

Eris descends and places an arm around Fluttershy's neck. "What don't I do? See, in the fantasy, I feel what they feel, so I do whatever I want to feel! They're just chaos illusions."

"Oh..." Fluttershy shudders. "...they never do anything back?"

"I guess they could." Eris scratches her chin. "But no, I never thought of that. Wait... am I reading you right? Did you like what ya saw?"

Fluttershy nods and leans against Eris. "Yes... I didn't even know draconequus could be ladies."

"Ooooohhhh. And you're tired of hanging out with that floppy, dorky, boy draconequus?"

The pony pushes Eris away. "He's not dorky. He's my friend! And I'm learning to be more assertive."

Eris floats backwards and laughs. "I'll believe it when I see it."

Fluttershy stomps a hoof, angry, and delivers a powerful stare. "You're coming to my cottage, chaos lady, and I'm going to do things to you until I'm not horny anymore. And you're going to like it!"

"That's... good enough for me. I'm really horny and you're cute." Eris snaps her fingers.


Eris is on her back in Fluttershy's bed, with her paws behind her head. It's pretty comfy. Once they materialized, Fluttershy had shooed her into the bedroom and insisted she be given some time to round up the animals and keep them away. It's been a while, and Eris finds herself getting bored again. She decides she's going to start going through Fluttershy's stuff and see if there's anything freaky in her drawers.

But the moment she rolls over, Fluttershy pounces. Eris shrieks, unsure how she was surprised by the pony. Fluttershy lands gently and buries her face in Eris's chest, between her forearms, wrapping her legs around the draconequus's trunk.

"Hey!" Eris looks down at the pony. "I was just about to start without you!"

"Not allowed! I told you to wait!" Fluttershy climbs towards Eris's face, running her yellow hooves through the soft, white mane. Before Eris can reply, Fluttershy presses her lips against hers.

Part of Eris wanted to throw the pony off. How dare she take charge? But something about this situation really turned her on. She closed her eyes and let Fluttershy kiss her while she sized up the situation. Eris was easily three times Fluttershy's length, and the pony's body was positioned on her chest. Eris felt Fluttershy grind her belly against her and took the cue to put her paws to use. She gripped Fluttershy tightly just beneath her wings, feeling the pony gasp in response.

Apparently Fluttershy didn't want to lose control, as almost immediately she pushed her tongue straight through Eris's lips. Eris opened her mouth a little wider, not wanting the pony to cut herself on the rows of sharp teeth she sported. She wrapped her own long, slender tongue around Fluttershy's, feeling the pony's need as she massaged the sensitive skin beneath her wings with her paws. Fluttershy pulled her tongue back, taking Eris's into her mouth. The pony's mouth had flatter, gentler teeth, and tasted faintly of tea. Her grinding had increased in intensity and Eris couldn't help herself. Slowly, she walked her claws down Fluttershy's body, resting them just where she felt flanks curve to cheeks, mere fractions of an inch from Fluttershy's prize. Eris squeezed, hard. The pony moaned and broke the kiss as she felt herself being spread by the powerful paws. She stared, for a moment, into her partner's eyes, then lunged forward and chomped onto Eris's neck. Eris yelped, not in pain, but in surprise.

"Finger me." The pony moaned into Eris's neck.

Eris wasted no time, letting one paw creep forward just as she had with the imaginary spa pony. Soon, her finger's pad was pushing against Fluttershy's lips, which were soaked with her desires. This inspired Fluttershy to return to her chomping, but they were gentler now, interlaced with moans and pants. Eris let her other paw fall to her side and reached for her leg.

Suddenly, she felt a slap.

"No ma'am! No touching yourself! I'm the only one who can touch you!" Fluttershy's eyes were like burning coals.

"Hey, no fair!" Eris whined. "This is hot, but like, I'm going crazy!"

Fluttershy pushed herself against the paw that was massaging her clit. "If you ask nicely... I have an idea." She leaned forward and whispered something into Eris's ear.

"YES." Eris snapped her fingers. "NOW I believe you've done this before."

Now there were two Fluttershys. They looked at each other for a moment, then nodded. One climbed atop Eris just like Fluttershy had before, and the other wrapped her legs around Eris's tail, resting her face gently against the dragon-leg. Eris tested her finger against top-Fluttershy's entrance, letting a teeny bit slip inside. Both moaned, and the one on top began an assault on Eris's face with an aggressive kiss.

But Eris was distracted, her leg twitching as the lower Fluttershy gently licked at it. It was scaly, but sensitive, much more so than her fuzzy other leg, and having the pony's tongue so close overwhelmed her with desire. Eris couldn't help herself. A large paw materialized behind the lower Fluttershy's head and pushed the pony's snout downwards, right into Eris's eager folds. Eris yelped with pleasure, but suddenly the upper Fluttershy broke the kiss.

"NO MA'AM! NOT YET!" Top-Fluttershy unwound herself and rolled off the bed, yanking bottom-Fluttershy away by the tail. Bottom-Fluttershy smiled.

"We'll have to punish her."

"Mmm hmm. She can look, but not touch, right?"

With that, Bottom-Fluttershy turned and knelt, presenting her hindquarters to Top-Fluttershy with her tail flagged. The Top-Fluttershy admired herself for a moment, then dove in, licking at her other self with reckless abandon. They both moaned, as they were technically the same pony in two places at once, and Fluttershy was slowly dragging her tongue across her own clit.

Eris flailed. "No fair! How come you can masturbate but I just have to watch?"

Bottom-Fluttershy gasped. "You have to say 'pretty please'."

Eris groaned. "Pretty please get me off too!"

Fluttershy giggled, and thrust her tongue inside herself one last time, letting it linger a moment before taking it out. The bottom one turned and stood next to the top one, and they eyed Eris hungrily.

"We'll concede, since you were nice. Put us where you want us."

There was a poof, and the second Fluttershy disappeared. In the same instant, the remaining one found herself straddling Eris's midsection, her face between the draconequus's legs. Her own desire was beginning to become too much to contain, so she lowered her head quickly and dragged her tongue quickly across Eris's clit.

Eris moaned, and was already teasing at Fluttershy's folds with her finger. She was tired of foreplay, and pushed hard, letting it slip inside up to the knuckle. She felt Fluttershy's approval as the pony's tongue thrust out against her own entrance, pushing its way into her vaginal walls. The pony was so warm, so wet, so inviting. Eris thrashed her finger about while moaning, pushing her crotch upward, begging with her body for Fluttershy to push deeper. The pony complied, burying herself as deeply as possible in the draconequus. Eris bent herself forwards, desperate for a taste of the pony. With her paw still inside, she managed to curl her body in such a way that she could just lap the tip of her tongue against Fluttershy's clit. The pony tasted sweet, and slightly earthy. Eris needed more.

Fluttershy pulled her tongue out and lifted her head for a moment. "Do it. Now!"

In another snap, Fluttershy's body had elongated. Now she was similar in size to Eris, which placed her dripping backside directly in Eris's face. Eris only had a moment to admire her work before Fluttershy slammed herself downwards. Done with all pretenses, Eris shoved her tongue as deeply into the pony as she possibly could, finding the very deepest reaches of Fluttershy that had never been probed before. The pony screamed into her, and much to Eris's surprise Fluttershy had been given the same tongue. Eris suddenly felt a warm, wet invader in her deepest reaches, and it was too much.

She was the first to pop, her back arching and her hips thrusting into Fluttershy's face as she burst with fluids, moaning and gyrating. Fluttershy followed soon after, struggling to hold herself against Eris as they both flapped about. They gripped each other tightly, squeezing the other in waves, each causing the other to feel the next. This lasted for what felt like an eternity. Eris closed her eyes.

Eris wasn't sure how long she laid there, but when she lifted her head, Fluttershy was back to normal. The pony was caressing her cheek with a hoof, her entire body matted with the evidence of their deeds.

"Hey... Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy smiled. "Yes?"

"Wanna go to the spa?"