Professionalism Is For Pussies
I leaned back in my chair. The two ponies that had walked in earlier were a mess. They were both former royal guards, who had found each other in the service. Icepick was a large blonde earth pony mare with a grey coat. Permittivity was a burnt orange stallion with a curly brown mane. The two of them had been together for a while, apparently.
“So, then he decided to kiss my coworker on the lips at the company party!” Icepick said with a scowl on her muzzle. The stallion in the chair beside her only smiled at that.
“It’s not my fault that your coworker is promiscuous,” Permittivity said with a laugh. Icepick tensed up like she was about to hit him. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes.
“We’re in a committed relationship!” Icepick nearly yelled at him. He turned to face her.
“You made out with my brother last hearth’s warming,” Permittivity said, forelegs crossed in front of him.
“He looks a lot like you,” Icepick replied, losing a lot of her anger as she realized how stupid her reply sounded.
“He doesn’t have a horn,” Permittivity said with a laugh, a bitter, biting laugh. There wasn’t any warmth in his eyes at that moment.
“Alright, alright,” I said in a raised voice. The two of them looked at me, surprised that I had finally spoken up. “I’m not going to listen to you throw your dirty laundry at each other.”
“Isn’t that what we’re paying you for?” Icepick asked her anger turning towards me.
“Not really, I’m here to fix your relationship, and well, I’m gonna need to break out the big guns for this one,” I said before opening up the bottom drawer of my desk and pulling out a small paper tube, with a fat center.
“Are you gonna charge us for that?” Permittivity asked, his eyes meeting mine, asking more than just a financial question.
“Honestly, you two need to talk things out, in a well, comfortable state, that’s my professional recommendation,” I replied, feeling the eyes of the couple on me. “Take it or leave it.”
“I’ll take it,” Icepick said before grabbing the joint and jabbing it towards her buckfriend’s horn. It lit up brightly for a moment, an arc of current jumping towards the joint. A moment later, the first smell of cannabis hit the air. I breathed deeply as I watched Icepick take a long drag on the joint. I laughed a little as her eyes bulged out after holding in the hit for a moment. Permittivity grasped the joint with his magic and took a hit of his own. He played it like a champ, sucking down a fat hit before passing it to me. I took three little puffs, enjoying the sensations of warmth passing down my throat. The process repeated itself until the joint was gone- Everything became thicker in my vision and a general feeling of relaxation hit my brain. I smiled at the two royal guards. They smiled at me.
“Okay, let me tell you what I think,” I said before receiving a pair of nods from them. “You’re both young ponies, and you found someone you both adore, I can tell that from the way you look at each other. The problem I’m seeing is well, Ponies aren’t necessarily built for monogamy. We’re a herd species that has kinda learned to be monogamous, and well, it’s not a perfect fit for everyone.”
“So, what’s your recommendation?” Icepick asked with a giggle as she looked at me. My shirt felt a little warm as her eyes passed over my body.
“I think you should try out bringing someone else into the bedroom, together,” I said with a tone that was trying very hard to stay professional.
“Well, I never thought that I’d hear that from a relationship counsellor,” Permittivity admitted with a shiver. The air conditioning in this building was a little much. Probably because the owner of the place was more cow than pony.
“I’m baked, and well, you two are a special case,” I said with a laugh. “Like seriously, you’re emotional ponies, both of you are clearly bi- and well, I’m a pragmatic counsellor.”
“Just how pragmatic?” Icepick asked in a slightly sultry tone.
“Whatever gets the job done,” I said with a laugh.
“So we’re supposed to look for a unicorn?” Permittivity asked before meeting both of our looks. “It’s a term that gryphons use for when a couple is looking for a bisexual partner to add to their coupling.”
“Why do you know that?” Icepick asked, confused and more than a little curious.
“I was a unicorn for a middle-aged gryphon couple in college, it was pretty fun,” Permittivity admitted, a blush descending upon his muzzle.
“Did you take the knot?” Icepick asked, her face breaking into a grin at the sight of Perm’s discomfort.
“Yes,” he replied, looking at the floor, and then back up at me. His anger and arousal were playing out in his face, twitching lips and moving legs.
“So, you were their unicorn, but it’s just a coincidence that you have a horn?” Icepick asked, stroking her chin with a hoof, and grinning like mad.
“Yes, complete coincidence,” he said before letting one of his hooves drift down below the desk.
“Well, he’s obviously into the idea, and so am I. And I ain’t the type to beat around the bush, do you want to be our unicorn?” Icepick asked me suddenly, with an over the top lifting of her eyebrows.
“Icepick!” Permittivity objected instantly while making sure not to meet my eyes. I put my hinds on top of each other and leaned back another couple of degrees.
“Sure, just don’t catch any feelings, I’m just a professional,” I said before leaning throwing my hooves across my chest.
“So, are you free right now?” Icepick asked with a wink, her eyes glittering in interest and amusement. I laughed and nodded in the general direction of the clock on the wall.
“It’s one in the afternoon,” I said.
“Indeed,” Permittivity said as he looked down at himself. Icepick laughed and let one of her hooves trace down to his crotch. He groaned a little at the contact.
“I normally would have had another two couples to help, but well, I was a little underbooked for today,” I replied while trying not to think about being rutted by the strong looking stallion a desk away from me. I wasn’t successful
“So, do you want to get lunch?” Permittivity asked with a laugh. Icepick moved her hoof away, it glinted just a little on the tip. I stared at it.
“Sure,” I said with a laugh. “Where do you want to go?”
“I saw an east Zebrican food cart down the street. I love noodles and spices, so I’m down for that,” Icepick spoke up for the both of them, and he nodded.
“I’m down,” I said with a laugh as I got up out of the chair and walked around. I looked down blatantly and saw something I liked. He was halfway out of his sheath still, and well, he was thick.
“That was a double Entendre wasn’t it?” The blonde mare asked.
“It is now.”
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“So basically, you met each other and just knew?” I asked between bites of spicy noodles.
“Not quite,” Permittivity asked as he cracked open a bottle of cider.
“I asked him out, we saw a movie and well, our hooves kinda touched,” Icepick said with a laugh. “It was electric, and not in the way he generates with his horn.”
“We kissed goodnight afterwards, and well, I knew then,” Permittivity said.
“That’s really cute,” I said with a laugh. Their apartment was spartan like they had just moved in. There was a stack of boxes holding up a television.
“It was kind of annoying, it was like someone had played a trick on us,” Icepick added after slurping up her own noodles. She had gotten some fish on hers. The zebra had given her an odd look when she asked for that, but he had plopped it on after she asked again.
“I’ve heard about that like hearts were intertwined by fate,” I added a moment later. Their kitchen table was nice though. Even if everything else was janky. “So why did you move to ponyville?”
“We wanted out of the city after we mustered out,” Icepick answered. “Manehattan is kind of going to shit, the buildings keep getting higher, and so are the rents.”
“I went to school in Baltimare, same problem,” I added with a laugh. On the radio, a soft song was playing. Sweetie Belle, that old artist from generations ago.
“And now ponies are moving into the country,” Permittivity replied.
“Right, well, I was born here,” I said a bit defensively. There was an elephant in the room, and it wasn’t going to go away until we talked about it.
“Really?” Icepick asked.
“Yeah, it’s nice having family close,” I said with a laugh. The bottle of cider beside me was half empty, the fruity notes hitting my nose even from that far away. “So, do you just wanna sit on the couch after we’re done eating?”
“Is that a euphemism?” Perm asked with a wiggle of his eyebrows. I blushed a little at his joke.
“No, I find a casual attitude works best in these situations,” I met his gaze. His eyes seemed to twinkle like a blueish sea in the fluorescents lighting the room.
“So, we’re gonna feel you up like horny teenagers?” Icepick asked with a purr in her voice that belayed the statement.
“I’m down for being felt up,” I said with a laugh. These two were pretty funny.
“That’s good because I really want to play with your mane,” the pretty blonde said before adding, “and your thighs.”
“Likewise,” Perm added before belching a little. He covered his mouth like a stallion on a first date. Which, by some definitions, he was.
“Honestly I thought about that as soon as you two walked in,” I blurted out. The other three ciders I had imbibed were playing havoc with my brain, but well, maybe that was the whole point.
“I could tell,” Icepick said with a grin.
“I lacked such knowledge until I saw your eyes pulling towards my hoof. The sheer hunger in them was a nice accelerant to my erection,” Permittivity said with a laugh.
“Stallions and their stallionhoods,” I said with a shake of my head.
“It’s only a bad thing if they don’t know how to use them,” the other mare said before wrapping a hoof over the withers of her buckfriend. He leaned into it, and scooted his chair a little closer with a jerk of his toned body.
“And he does?” I questioned softly.
“Indeed,” Permittivity answered. He looked over the table at me, and I felt the passion in those eyes. I blushed again. She took her hoof from her shoulder and pushed it out along the smooth surface of the table. Mine seemed to find her hoof on its own. It felt good. These two were warm ponies. Her hoof certainly was.
“Well, I’ll be the judge of that,” my tongue flicked out as my voice took on a faux serious tone.
“So, the bed or the couch?” Icepick asked.
“Couch to start, bed for the finish,” I said like someone who had done this many times before. I hadn’t. But they didn’t need to know that.
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I leaned back against the cushions, the fireplace roaring in defiance of the cold winters here in ponyville. We were sharing body heat though-
“So, I take it you like ponies in uniform?” Icepick asked as she rested a hoof playfully on my leg. Her unshorn fetlocks were a nice contrast to my pink fur.
“More than I like ponies who work with their bodies,” I said as Permittivity slipped his foreleg behind my head, giving me a firm but pleasant cushion as the television blared on, forgotten by the ponies that it was meant to entertain. We had better things to pay attention to.
“I saw you staring at her rump,” Permittivity said as his other leg played with my mane, the strands moving under the slight pressure.
“It’s a mark of good taste,” Icepick teased, before moving her hoof down my leg, feeling the muscle and the flab give underneath her contact.
“Yeah-” I said before letting out a heavy breath. Their touch was intoxicating, being the centre of attention after serving the needs of others was something magical. I spread my hinds out a little bumping into their legs. Icepick leaned forward and Permittivity did the same. Their lips met and I saw their muzzles open a little wider. Wide enough for tongues to dance and play, I leaned my muzzle forward, bumping into the two of them, they broke apart with a laugh.
“Threeway kisses are kinda hard to pull off,” Icepick mused as her hoof stroked up and down my leg. With a thought, I looked down at Perm’s crotch. His thick stallionhood was slipping out of his sheath. He grinned at my perving out and pressed his lips to mine without a second’s hesitation. I felt the warmth of it, and the tongue pressing casually against my lips. I opened my mouth and met his tongue with my own, meanwhile, Icepick had slipped her hoof a little lower, a little closer to my marehood. I winked and Icepick laughed.
“So it isn’t just us,” she said as I shared a kiss with her beau-
“It most definitely isn’t,” I said in an offended tone after my kiss with the orange stallion ended in a bout of mutual breathlessness.
“Good,” Icepick said simply before pulling my head towards her with a hoof and moving her muzzle close to mine, close enough to feel her breath against my face.
It was a foregone conclusion that we would kiss, the only surprise was the amount of force that went into her kiss. He was passionate, edging on the romantic, hers was sheer lust. Not that I was complaining as we swapped spit-
Perm’s horn lit up and I felt a tug of magic on the edges of my marehood, he was spreading me out with my magic as I kissed his lover. That was pretty hot, especially when Icepick let my hooves grasp her shoulders and hold her closer, and let my tongue explore her mouth, with only a little bit of playful pushback against my tongue.
“I’m desperate for a taste,” Permittivity said before spreading my hinds with his hooves and dipping a hoof down between my lips. I spotted him pulling it back dripping with my mare juice, and his look of pure pleasure as he licked it off of his frog. Icepick broke the kiss a moment later and rubbed her own hoof against my honeypot, before tasting me too-
“She’s tasty,” Icepick said with a giggle. Then without any sort of prelude, she grasped Perm and pulled him towards her before kissing him again. This kiss was shorter, an amalgamation of sensations and tastes, and when she broke her kiss with him, she grabbed my hoof and pressed it to his stallionhood, while taking my left hoof and leaving it on her inner thighs. I didn’t waste any time pressing it to her pussy, feeling it was exotic, but also familiar, she too was really fucking wet…
Permittivity moaned softly as my hoof stroked down to his sheath, squeezing his member lightly in the process. I moaned when Perm’s hoof touched against my clit as it winked out into the fire warmed air.
“I think the bed is probably better for this next bit,” Icepick said with a laugh as the three of us continued to play with each other, biting, kissing and touching dicks and pussies.
“I concur-” Permittivity said before I threw my hooves over his withers and shoved my tongue into his mouth hungrily, all pretence had fallen away, we were three horny ponies, and well, we were all into it…
“F-fine,” I said before pushing him back into the arm of the couch. It must have shocked him a little as I bent my head forward and nuzzled the side of his cock. It twitched against my face as I opened my mouth and ran my moist tongue up his cock, leaving a cooling trail of saliva and a line of pleasure that made him gasp audibly. A moment later I felt a strong pair of hooves on my rump, squeezing my ass playfully, and spreading my cheeks. Without a thought, I lifted my tail up and out of the way-
My moan exploded out of my mouth as Icepick ran her tongue up my slit, seeming to take turns playing with either side of my lips, before dipping her tongue deep inside my tunnel. I managed to get a hold over myself, before throwing my head a little further forward, licking the drop of pre-cum that had collected at the top of his throbbing member. One of my hooves played with his nuts while I laid a string of erratic kisses up and down his member. Meanwhile, Icepick had taken to licking me up and down, before grasping my winking clit with her strong earth pony tongue, and capturing it. And then, she sucked on it while licking the outside of it in a circular motion. I gasped and moaned as she did that. A moment later I felt the vibrations of her moaning against my pussy, and Perm’s magic grasped at my mane even as his hooves came to rest on the top of my head.
“You dirty cheater,” Icepick said with a high pitched chirp, before adding, “thanks.”
“I aim to please,” the stallion said, playing up his accent. He tugged on my hair with his magic, pulling my mouth over the top of his rod, while at the same time idly, casually playing with my main using his hooves. I got the impression he could do both pretty well, romance and rutting, all at the same time- “Now, suck!” he commanded in a blunt tone. I did as I was told and swallowed the first couple inches of his member while stroking his sheath with my free hoof.
“G-good g-girl,” Icepick said in a stuttering tone as she took a moment to breathe. It was only a moment though, because next, she buried her muzzle between my cheeks, stuffing her tongue into my slit. I moaned over the cock in my mouth.
“Good girls,” Permittivity said with a laugh as I pushed a little further on his cock. He moaned a second later, and I was happy with myself, my fantasy was playing out- I had a stallion, with all the associated features and eroticism, (not to mention the sheer smell of a horny male). And the feeling of a hot mare, with an ass to die for, eating me out while I played with that male- I was in Elysium.
He twitched in my mouth as I pushed further down. I wasn’t that far from his state either, my stomach was in knots, and electricity was flowing through my form, my hair was sticking up, my tongue was moving drunkenly over him.
“You’re gonna eat me out later, I don’t do this shit for free,” Icepick said as she pulled her head back up to catch a breath. There was a certain pride in her voice as she talked about eating a girl out while she blew her buckfriend. I liked it.
“I p-plan on it,” I said as I took a breathing break of my own, pulling up from his saliva covered member. “Actually Perm, do you want to finish in one of us?” I said with a wave of a tail and a shake of my ass. Icepick dove back in, spreading me out and pressing her tongue inside me.
“I, yes!” Perm said with a moan stretching out the vowel as he spoke. He was close and starting to flare as I wrapped my mouth around his cock again as I spoke. Maybe I was smaller than his amazonian marefriend, and that meant I could barely wrap my mouth around it when it flared outward-
“Better idea, given his refractory period,” Icepick said breathlessly, as she pushed me off the bed before Permittivity grasped my whole form in his magic and pulled my head back over to his cock as Icepick sprawled out along the length of the couch. “We let him cum on us.”
“Y-yeah,” I said as I propped myself up a little and let my head push up against Icepick’s as Permittivity arched his back suddenly. He was really, really close now. His eyes darting between both of the horny mares stroking his thighs and testicles.
I moved my head a little further forward, lick up his cock as Icepick kissed his sheath. Permittivity moaned and fell back against the arm of the couch. I took the moment to switch spots with Icepick, even as she grabbed his cock and stroked it with a hoof. His back arched again, and a heavy, breathy moan came from the stallion. I smiled at him, before turning to Icepick and kissing her so that our lips came together on the top of his cock. He bucked wildly, a hoof in both of our moans, pressing them onto his cock-
The first rope exploded in our mouths and we backed off a little, even as we kept stroking him. The taste was salty, virile and completely masculine. I moaned a little as the next one ended up in my mouth. With a push from her head, I went down to tease his nuts, sucking one of the heavy orbs into my muzzle as Icepick pulled on his cock like a straw. A very girthy straw at that.
“Oh yeah, that’s the stuff,” Icepick said as she pulled off of the cock, half of her words gargled by the cum in her mouth.
“Y-yeah, t-take i-it,” Perm managed to stutter out as his half complete orgasm garbled his brain. There was no-pony there to catch the next rope, half of it ending up on his mare friend's face, half on my forehead. It was warm, but it chilled quickly. The last dribbles ebbed out, his cock twitching like it wanted to give us more cream-
A moment later we all stood there, breathing heavily from exertion, Perm’s hooves playing with our manes. I turned to Icepick and giggled drunkenly.
“What? Got something on my face?” Icepick said with a laugh. “Well, I got news for you, filly, you’re plastered too.” Her next move was slow enough for me to realize what she was doing. She licked over the line of cum on my face, pulling it from my fur like a vacuum. I shuddered at the contact and then baulked a little as she showed me her precious cargo. Her mouth was nearly overflowing with cum. Then she pushed her muzzle against mine, grasping the little bit of cum still in my mouth, and pulling it into her dragon’s horde. I gasped at the feeling and the sheer delicious depravity. And then, I pulled back a little, before doing the same thing to her, cleaning her face with my tongue, and then kissing her, pulling some of the cum into my mouth. We had roughly equal amounts as we crawled up the body of the sweaty stallion.
“Open up,” I heard Icepick say somehow. Permittivity opened his mouth in surprise as he looked up to see two mares with his cum in their mouths show it off. I pressed forward and dumped my load into the stallion’s mouth. Icepick did the same, before pressing her hoof to his throat and massaging it just enough to make him swallow. He gagged a little on his cum as he swallowed it. And then he just glared at the two of us as we broke out laughing.
“I’m going to get you back for that,” Permittivity said as he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue.
“I’m looking forward to it,” Icepick replied, smirking at the two of us.
“M-me t-too,” I said nervously before Icepick pulled me closer to her as we both laid on his chest, really stretching the carrying capacity of the couch.
“You’re doing well, unicorn,” Icepick said before grasping my ass again, squeezing it for all that it was worth.
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Their bed was the nicest thing they owned, the sheets were fine, and as the three of us came into the well-lit room, I gasped at the juxtaposition.
“Yeah, we kinda strung for the nice bed,” Icepick said before grasping my barrel and pulling me closer to her. Permittivity watched with idle curiosity, his horniness having been sated for the moment.
“Trust me, I’m not complaining,” I said with a low voice as I came muzzle to muzzle with the blonde mare again. She was big, she was domineering, but she was also intimate when the mood struck her. “So big girl, I owe you some tongue, don’t I?”
“You do,” Icepick agreed with a smile, before adding. “I’m sure you’ll want to play with my rump, I had a lot of fun playing with your perky little Assets.”
“I could tell,” I shot back, letting one of my hooves touch her cheek softly. Icepick took that moment to hold onto me tightly and spin us so that I was laying on her chest and stomach, our hind legs splayed and intertwined randomly.
“I mean, I don’t stick my tongue just anywhere,” Icepick said with a laugh that contained just a hint of nervousness.
“I liked it though,” I said with a little giggle of my own, as I moved my forelegs to either side of her barrel, before pushing myself up to my hooves. My tail hung down and probably tickled her marehood. “Just like you’ll enjoy this, I’m a college girl, and you know what they say about that…”
“Ah, an experienced mare, I couldn’t tell before,” Permittivity said with a chuckle as he watched the two pretty mares get really close. His cock was a little harder than before, idly filling for the next round of debauchery. The thing was, I was already doing something. So, I turned my attention to the mare beneath me. She smiled softly, and I smiled back. Then I let my front drop down, and I kissed her deeply, but playfully. She kissed back, and I felt her hooves play over my body, grasping at my withers and rump.
“College does that,” I said hazily as Icepick and I broke to take a breath. Perm just grunted in approval. Fair enough.
“Ah, I’m just a horny pony,” Icepick admitted with a laugh. Before bending her head upwards towards mine. She dove deeply into mouth, catching my tongue and bending it back a little. I moaned and let one of my hooves come down on her tits, squeezing them a little.
“Yes you are,” Permittivity said as he stroked his cock with a hoof. It was bulging out again, being filled up, he was ready to go again. “Then again, so am I.”
“That’s why we’re perfect for each other,” Icepick said before grabbing at my body and twisting it. I had to stumble and turn myself around, accidentally stepping on her chest with one of my hinds. Now, when I looked down, all I could see was Icepick’s dripping pussy. It looked tasty-
“Aaah,” I let out a moan as I felt Icepick’s tongue push inside me again. She had grabbed my ass and pulled it down onto her face. Somehow, I overcame the sensations and dipped my head down into her honey pot. It was warm and smelled deeply of mare. I smiled despite myself, as I found her own tunnel and tongue fucked her back.
“You like that?” Icepick asked in a husky voice as she grabbed one of my tits and squeezed.
“Yes!” I moaned out as this mare played with me. She was under me, but she was the one in control. The thought made me wink, which only meant the pleasure ramped up, her tongue surrounding it with lightning speed.
“Which one of you wants a ride?” Permittivity asked.
“You know I’m always down for one, but she’s been eyeing it for hours, and well, she looks like she needs it,” Icepick said in between deep dives into my slit, using her tongue like a tool of erotic torture.
“I really want to try it,” I said in a husky voice. Icepick nudged me with a hoof, and I went back to eating her out. My tongue darting over her juicy slit, occasionally catching her winking clit too, and teasing it. I could feel Icepick tensing up beneath me, take a long inhale when I touched the right spot-
“You heard the girl, now let us finish,” Icepick said.
“Yes Ma’am,” I said in a mock military voice.
“Good girl,” Icepick replied. That made me a little hotter behind the ears. My clit shot out and was caught by Icepick, licking all over it, sucking on it and then pressing it back inside, like a tape in a cassette player. I moaned hard and stopped licking, I was close. My body had electricity running through it, making my pussy seem to throb, my stomach was filled with butterflies-
“Aaah,” I let out, before losing control of my forelegs, my whole body collapsing down onto the bigger mare. My muzzle ended up in her pussy, so I licked her even as the rest of me was locked up as I came. Icepick didn’t stop eating me though, licking my overstimulated pussy until my hips started wiggling up and down over her muzzle.
“That’s hot,” Permittivity admitted as he got to his hooves and trotted over to us. With a length of magic, he pulled me up off of Icepick and spun me around so that I was laying stomach down on the bed. Then, with elegant motions, he grasped Icepick and laid her in front of me, with her pussy right in front of my face. I dove back in, while raising my rump and flicking my tail out of the way. My wet pussy was being shown to a horny stallion, and I had another mare in front of me, and my face was buried in her honey pot-
“This is hot!” I said between long licks, and teasing touches to her thighs. Her pussy was warm, wet, and winking before my eyes. I moaned into her cunt as Permittivity mounted me. His hips smacked against mine, and I felt the first touch of his throbbing cock on my folds. My mouth gaped open as his flare pressed against my opening.
“Did I say you could stop, slut?” Icepick asked breathily, before shifting her forehooves to my head, pressing me down into her-
“No, Ma’am,” I said as I pushed up to get a breath. That breath left my mouth as quickly as it had entered, as Permittivity pushed the first few inches of his cock into me. I nearly choked as the sensations hit my brain, the sheer stretching my pussy was undergoing, it was novel, delicious, and had utterly deleterious effects on my pussy eating. Still, I fought to lay a long lick over Icepick’s folds, but caught myself moaning out as he sunk the rest of his cock into me. He was only about average in length, maybe a little more, but his cock was wide- So damn wide!
“Are you slacking off on me Unicorn? Do you want that cock plowing your little plot again?” Icepick asked imperiously. I was too far removed from the situation to realize this was all play-
“No Ma’am, and yes, yes I do! I love it,” I managed to say in with the desperate voice in my repertoire. She pressed my face back down into her cunt, with a force that was both calculated, and clearly inspired by the fire in her pussy.
“Good Unicorns take cock and love it,” Permittivity said as he pulled his cock back and slammed it back inside me. The pistoning of his hips didn’t stop, and he barely held onto a rhythm. This wasn’t love making, this was rutting. It was exactly what we all needed.
“Did you?,” Icepick asked, before laughing a little too heartily. I could feel her clit winking out every other second, and judging by her wetness, she was almost there.
“I wouldn’t be a good unicorn if I didn’t,” He said with a moan and a slam of his sweaty sack against my clit. I moaned out into Icepick’s wetness before grasping her clit with my tongue and sucking the everloving shit out of it.
“You’re gonna be a good broodmare,” Permittivity said breathily, before nipping my neck lightly, rubbing the skin of my neck between his teeth. When he let go, he nickered loudly and pressed his hips to mine again. I squeezed down on him and pushed back against his thrusts. There was a loud smack of sweaty pony in the second that followed, and then another one. Meanwhile, Icepick had her eyes closed and was breathing hard too. She was muttering something under her breath while holding my muzzle to her slit. I moaned hard when Perm pushed a little further in, my walls rippling around his girthy stick.
“Breed me,” I managed to say before feeling him completely lose himself to the rutting. His cock throbbed hard and began to flare as he pushed it in and out of me as fast as his muscular hips could move them.
“I will,” Perm growled into my ear, before biting that ear and flaring up all the way inside me. I groaned at the added width. And then, it all happened at once. Icepick let out a scream of pleasure as I finally attacked her clit enough to get her off. Perm filled me utterly, and that was before the first rope of cum…
“Aaaah,” he moaned as he unloaded in my pussy, driving his cum deep inside, and around his cock when he ran out of room in the front.
“So warm,” I replied drearily as I felt Icepick lift her hooves from my head. There would probably be hoof marks on my scalp with how hard she was holding on.
“Unicorn cum is just a bit warmer than most other equines, their sperm also swims faster than most,” Icepick said with an almost evil grin on her muzzle.
“That’s cool,” I added, beaming at her, even as I felt exhausted from my own orgasm and the whole being used at both ends thing.
“I’m ready to sleep, who’s with me?” Permittivity asked as he pulled his softening cock from my depths, and then, he hopped off of my back and landed smoothly with his head on the pillow.
“You can join us, if you’ll sleep at the bottom of a bed like a dog,” Icepick said in a completely serious sounding voice. When she saw my confused and vaguely hurt expression- “I’m just fucking with you, though in fairness, you’ll probably be woken up again for sex at least one more time before morning.”
“I can accept that,” I said softly. And then, I crawled up between the two sexed ponies and snuggled up with Icepick’s forehoof on top of my rump, and Permittivity pressing his hips against mine again, soft cock rubbing against my marehood tantalizingly. “So, how did I do?”
“Pretty good, but you still haven’t seen all of our toys,” Icepick said before looking down at her crotch for a moment. There was a look of devious glee in her eyes as she mimed a cock with her hoof. Then that hoof ended up back on my ass.
“I mean, one trial isn’t very scientific,” Permittivity said with a cheeky look. That and the sleepiness in his expression. Males.
“Okay, I’m down,” I said with an enthusiasm that many feign, but very rarely feel. It was okay though, I had found a hard-luck case I could solve with my own two hooves…
“Goodnight,” Icepick said.
“Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.”