> Every Day Is Caturday > by Dr Sharaz Jek > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The column rose-and-fell at the center of the TARDIS, as Time Turner worked the controls, stroking his chin while he considered all the parallel dimensions he might travel to. He flitted around the console, his light brown coat sweeping behind him, his hair somewhat spiked in a manner which gave him a slight air of danger the ladies seemed to appreciate. “No. Um, no. Nope!” He dismissed one possibility after another. “Now, this looks promising!” He spotted a rather hellish place, perhaps the underworld itself, where a cat-like woman was engaged in a battle of life-and-death with a werewolf. Her voluminous blue hair flowed around her when she danced and bounced about like a ping-pong ball. Cat ears rested atop her dome. Her soft and voluptuous form was nevertheless layered with taut but attractive muscles. Her eyes were slit-like and her claws and paws were oversized. Tufts of white fur hid her goodies in an almost comical manner, a tail swishing behind her while she bared her fangs and raked her claws. The wolfman kept up with every move, covered in wild blue fur, garbed in heavily torn pants while he bared his teeth and drooled between growls. Gogo boots clicked on the floor behind him. “Seriously? You have a catgirl addiction, Mr. Turner!” “What can I say?” He thrust his hands into his pockets and mumbled, “I like pussy.” He tried to keep his assistant innocent, but after she'd bragged about how he'd gotten laid by more girls than him with their last journey. He was admittedly still a little sore about that, pouting and kicking his booted feet like some child throwing a tantrum on occasion. Derpy's yellow eyes rolled about while she studied the screen with him. Dressed in a small top which left her midsection exposed, and a matching pair of bottoms that resembled hot pants, they were silvery and shimmered under the lights. She toyed with her blonde mane, her sizable breasts and bubble-butt bouncing with each carefree strode she took. “Have we landed?” “Indeed!” He clapped his hands, bouncing back from his short pout with infectious cheer, watching the skirmish continue to play out on the viewscreen which they used to make certain the outside environment was safe. “Hmm, looks this this place is called the Makai. Most unexplored territory. A dimension of monsters and demons, not all of them unfriendly?” He watched the lycanthrope retreat, bloodied and battered like the catgirl, who licked her wounds. They'd warred to a standstill and apparently decided further conflict wasn't worth it. “Looks like she could use some comfort! You'd better stay here.” It was Derpy Hooves' turn to pout. “Aw, come on now!” She planted hands on her wide hips. I like pussy too,” she muttered not understanding the vulgarity of her words due to how innocent she was. To her there was nothing sexualized at all about the skimpy way she dressed unless it was intended by her; she simply chose a wardrobe she thought was cute and comfy! A whirr sounded when the doors opened, and he stepped out, locking the TARDIS behind him. She waited a few moments to make certain he was gone. She cupped her hands and called, “Oh well! Katt! Nina! You can come out, now!” The stowaways she'd welcomed aboard made their way in. A catgirl who resembled a tigress, down to the stripes that covered her slender but well-toned physique, covered by a thin layer of orange fur that terminated in white upon her small breasts, navel, and crotch, which she didn't bother to obscure. She had short red, messy hair, a purple top, anklets, bracelets, and a staff with a cat-paw shape on the ends. Green slit-like eyes shimmered and her tail tossed about playfully. The second was a fair-skinned woman who was shapelier, but dressed in a more conservative manner, with a blue dress that left a shapely thigh exposed. Her well-kempt blonde hair was spiky in places, and she wore a number of bangles and black heeled boots. Most curious of all was the feathered, angelic plume on her slender back. She curtsied at Derpy. “No need for formalities, now! You're my guests! Make yourselves at home!” Nina Windia couldn't help but look a tad melancholy, but being around friends always put a small smile on her delicate face. “I hate to invade someone else's home. I hope this Time Turner won't be too offended.” In truth she'd came on this little excursion to spend more time with her new friend, rather than see her leave forever, likely to never revisit. It was just a short vacation so far as she was concerned, much like Ryu took whenever he went fishing rather than continue their world-saving quest, especially since Derpy assured them they could be returned on the same day! In contrast Katt simply wanted action, adventure, a chance to sate her curiosity. Not to mention another chance to get laid! She was more animal at heart, not worrying too much about who she slept with so long as they didn't fall in love! “Nice and cozy,” the feline said with a pat on a console covered in dials and buttons. “Although I prefer the untamed wilderness!” “I would prefer something a little simpler. It almost seems...cold, somehow. Still, it it nice in its own way.” Nina's dress swished when she circled the interior which hummed like it was alive. “What do you do for entertainment here?” Derpy's ears perked. “Lots of stuff! Explore, mostly. The TARDIS is pretty much infinite from what I can tell, but somehow I always find my way back! There's a vast library, this vast place with butterflies, and...oh, the swimming pool!” She took their hands and led them out of the room down a tunnel. “Follow me, you'll love it, I promise!” After a short time following some walkways the trio made their way to a massive body of water. What somehow appeared to be sunlight reflected off the gently stirring waters, which tinkled whenever they sloshed about under a mild breeze. An echo sounded from boots when they strolled into the otherwise drab, gray, but spacious bathing area. With guileless laughter Derpy removed her top, heavy breasts wobbling free, topped by wide nipples. Next she kicked off her boots and bent over while stepping from her bottoms, unintentionally giving her friends a view of everything, her foal-bearings hips, heart-shaped posterior, and a tight vaginal crease where a sliver of moist pink peeked out. Lastly she spread wings she usually kept neatly folded. With a titter she dove into the water with a splash, bobbing up her ass when she resurfaced. “Usually don't care much for water,” said Katt who tossed her staff aside with a clank. “But a swim'll help me keep in shape!” Discarding her scant attire, ending with a top which imprisoned smallish but perky breasts which seemed to jiggle with mirth, she too hurtled in with athletic grace, the amazon-like huntress untamed by the banality of civilization. The more demure Nina hesitated a moment, but it's not like they'd never seen one-another nude before. No, they'd done far more than that. She undid her fancier costume with practiced ease, letting it pool at her ankles and stepping out of it, revealing a rather bountiful pair of udders clad in a lacy black bra, and a frilly pair of panties with a small bow on them to match. These too she removed, unveiling pastel pink inverted nipples, child-bearing hips, a round pert rump, and a snatch drawn closed from nervousness. Ambivalent towards her own sexuality, she felt simultaneously freed and ashamed, like her ample curves were almost vulgar even though that wasn't her intention. She parted her black plume and daintily stepped into the pool. Buoyant breasts topped by erect nipples floated to the surface when Derpy rose, and drifted on her back, playfully spreading her arms and legs. Katt swam beside her on her belly frog-style, cutting the waters with each swish, her tail raised revealing the puckered pink ring of her anus above her glistening pussy. Nina waded in the shallow end, scooping up handfuls of water she poured over her statuesque form, which beaded and dripped down her bare curves, clinging to neatly trimmed blonde pubes. Swimming, bathing, and chatting, the girls passed the time, as Derpy recounted a number of adventures Time Turner had taken her on, and likewise Katt and Nina told more of their own tale of exotic lands besieged by strife. Grateful that she'd made such wonderful friends, nonetheless Derpy couldn't help but wonder what Time Turner was up to? ***** Trainers crunched on rough stone.An ethereal haze hung in the atmosphere, like neon smoke which carried the stench of violence. He swore the mountains and the sky itself in the distance were upside-down. But perhaps it was simply a trick that played upon one's perceptions? Time Turner had certainly encountered similar phenomena in his time! Glowing bodies of water radiated nearby. He followed an uneven trail hewn of solid stone to them. Bathing in one of them was the same feisty feline he'd spotted earlier, running huge paws through her dense blue waves of locks. “Me-ow,” he said with a wolf-whistle, and she hopped up with teeth bared. “Whoa, whoa! Sorry to intrude, I'm not here to fight! I'm Time Turner!” She instantly relaxed and beamed, offering a paw to him. “Felicia! Nice to meet ya!” She shook his hand. “Say, are you a Darkstalker too? I've never seen anyone quite like you!” She looked him over with approval. “Afraid not. I have no idea what a 'Darkstalker' is, but I assume it refers to your species? I'm from a far off place called Equestria.” He drank in her shape too. “That's an...interesting costume you have there,” he noted. “Not my choice! It's a natural part of me! Fur like yours, but quite a bit thicker! It is kinda itchy, though!” She raised one of her legs and scratched at herself, seeming to flip somewhere between an innocent, carefree woman and wild animal. “Of course, clothes are even itchier, and since creatures here don't care about modesty unlike humans, I'd rather not bother with them!” “I could help with that. If you'll allow me?” He removed his sonic screwdriver and adjusted its settings. It buzzed to life when he aimed it at the fur patches, and he carefully shaved them away, starting with those massive udders. The milky skin was bared, topped by pepperoni-like nipples he couldn't wait to sink his teeth into. Not literally, of course! He trailed lower with his magic wand-like device, stripping her all the way down to the path of whiteness over her vagina, until the soft slit nestled between her folds was revealed. She turned to let him continue, her well-toned wide buttocks having the thong-like furs removed at the top, until all her goodies were rendered on constant display. He licked his lips in satisfaction. Normally she was the marriage-before-mating type, but between her recent battle and what he'd done she'd been worked up into a frenzy, which exploded out when she pounced on him. He landed on his back on hard stone with a thud. Her claws worked to shred his button-up shirt, bearing his well-cut chest. Normally the destruction of his favorite outfit would upset him, but given the circumstances he couldn't complain! She pulled down his pants and underwear, licking her chops with a slurp. Shuffling out of his coat and kicking off his trainers, she took his already erect cock and guided it into her. She straddled him, riding him like she was determined to make him buckle, and he tensed up when her paws raked over his chest. Much like his last catch she carried a sense of danger offset by even more innocence he found irresistible. His eyes were mesmerized by the bounce-and-sway of her swollen funbags, and he clasped palms around her sizable buttocks, while she repeatedly impaled herself upon him so deep he speared the entrance to her cervix. She swiveled atop him like she was dancing, singing all the while, her tail flicking about. Squishes sounded as her slippery walls practically sucked him off. She hunched over him, taking him deep as she could, and his mouth closed over a tit, tugging on a nipple which filled his mouth. He rolled his tongue over it and her areola,, sliding a middle finger up her ass and feeling the warm ring close around it. Rolling her onto her side, he lifted up one of her legs and fucked her sideways, schlicks sounding as small spurts of her moistness spattered his crotch. Her pouty lips opened to moan, and he shoved a couple of fingers into her mouth, where she nibbled and sucked upon his digits while he continued to rail her slippery pussy. Her titties slapped about with each poke. He huffed between rough humps. “Ready for some milk, kitty?” “Oh yes! Fill me with your cream!” He slammed one last time into her, rather violently so that her supple flesh quivered, balls deep in this sexy bitch once he erupted into her moist fuckhole. Hot spurts flooded into her womb, hosing down squirming walls, and she shrieked, similarly squirting all over his chest and loins with her pussy tang. He roughly smooshed a buttock and udder in his fists, the pair riding out a mind-blowing orgasm that lasted nearly a minute but seemed to be frozen in time forever. When the duo finally came down from their release, he slowly withdrew from her, the last drops squeezed out on the way. But he wasn't quite satisfied, and he suspected she wasn't, either. He spread her soft pink asshole open, driving into it with his still wet dick and creaming her cornhole, slathering her taut bowels with a mixture of their musky releases. She went to all fours with him still inside her, sticking her pert posterior in the air a she rose upon the tips of her clawed feet like a ballet dancer. Her titties hung suspended like pendulums that swung about as she took it up the ass with playful growls, her buttcheeks wobbling with each piston, and he pulled her tail and hair taut as he fucked her. While she couldn't bring herself to admit it aloud, he could tell she liked it rough; it was in the feline part of her nature! Well, who was he to deny her? Her tight butthole was already well-lubed by their love juices, and he hammered into her, smearing her own cunt liquids and his splooge all over her litter box. He stabbed her faster-and-faster, and she erupted once again with a yelp, while he bottomed out anew and unloaded into her hot rectum. Her claws bit into solid stone, and she chewed her lower lip, eyes rolling into her head. She milked his cock each time he groped and spanked her asscheeks, leaving red on her plush flesh. After a series of strokes, pushing in-and-out of her warm sphincter, he burrowed in all the way and released a fresh load, driving her over-the-edge anew. Her squirts trickled down his legs. For the last few explosions he pulled out, painting her fuckholes and buttocks. He wiped his stallionhood on here derriere, smearing his runny seed into her shiny skin with a wry smile. With a purr she collapsed under him, head draped atop her arms while she settled into a catnap. He sat next to her, petting the pussy, figuring it was best to watch over her in case some monster popped out from this crazy dimension called the Makai. He knew Derpy would be eager to explore. But could he afford to let her tempt such a dangerous world? > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- With his business satisfied for now, Time Turner headed back to the TARDIS with Felicia in tow. Normally he didn't take in passengers, fearing he might throw a timeline out-of-whack, but a chance to bed such a lovely lady a bunch more times proved too much a temptation to pass up! But how to explain his naked companion to Derpy? He offered her his coat, which she gratefully accepted with a purr, following on his heels. "Wow," she cried once they entered, eyes turning to saucers when she took in the console room. "It's-" "Bigger on the inside?" He shot her a cheeky grin. "Yep, she's a beauty! Just like you!" "Flatterer! Hey, where's your assistant? I'd love to meet her!" "Probably taking a bubble bath or stuffing her snout with muffins, knowing her." He shook his head. "That's too bad! She sounds really sweet!" She darted around the interior, taking in all the wonders around her, much like the first time Derpy had entered the TARDIS. He was reminded a tad of Pinkie's bubbly, boundless enthusiasm. It was maybe a tad too much for him. He pulled a yarnball from the dimension sewn into his coat pocket, and tossed the unraveling string, which made her instantly drop to all fours. She bounded after it, his coat slipping from her, giving him an amazing view of her heart-shaped ass while her paws padded on the floor. Then she paused, sniffing the air. The furs on her paws stood on end and her tail shot up, her back arced and her fangs bared as her eyes turned to slits. A growl answered her when Katt suddenly stalked into view, also stalking on all fours as the pair circled one-another, her staff held between her jaws. "Hey Katt," called Derpy as she and Nina rushed in. "Hold up!" But the two felines were riled up, more animal than woman, hurtling at the other as they engaged in a wild dance. "Come on," cried Derpy while they swiped and bit at each other. "I didn't bring you here for a literal catfight!" Time Turner knew he could end the fight easily. But why bother? They seemed to be more busy testing their opponent than trying to draw first blood. Besides, he was enjoying the show, Felicia fully naked and Katt having her lower half bared to the world. Breasts jiggled and buttocks wobbled with their ballet-like movements, working themselves up into a sweat. They were soon pinned to the floor, rolling about and wrestling as their bodies smooshed together. "I'll try a simple spell to separate them," said Nina. Her blonde hair, dress, and feathers whipped about, eyes closed as she chanted and posed in preparation. Speaking alien words, she unleashed a small torrent of wind from her palms. Somehow the magic misfired. Nina wasn't certain whether she was really cursed with bad luck, or if it was derpy's influence, but somehow rather than gently bowl the pair apart it struck Katt's top, ripping it off and casting it away. Not that Katt seemed to care, her somewhat small but rather perky tits spilling loose. They were engaged in a bout of play-fighting, tickling, licking, and nibbling all over the other. "Oh look," said Derpy. "They're friends now!" "Friendship is magic," mused Time Turner. "Sorry," said Katt who had crawled atop the catwoman. "Had to test ya." "Same. It's how we say hi in the Makai!" Felicia formed a heart with her tail. They purred as she rolled atop her, practically burying Katt under her hanging udders. "Are you a Darkstalker, too?" "We have no idea what that is. My name is Nina Windia." She curtsied with a small smile. "And this is Rinpoo-Chuan, or Katt as she prefers her friends to call her. We're from another world." "Yes, well, this is all very fascinating, but how about a spot of tea?" He disappeared into another room to fetch some teabags and brewer. "Oh, and Derpy?" He peeked out. "We'll talk about stowaways later, alright?" Derpy lowered her head and her wings drooped. "Yes, Mr. Turner." "It's our fault. We shouldn't have imposed," admitted Nina. Felicia sat in a lotus position next to Katt. "Don't worry, I'll talk to him! I'm Felicia, by the way!" She waved a large paw. Within a short time they were situated at a small table Time Turner rolled in, where cups with steamy tea were set out. They sat on the floor around it and sipped at their drinks. Felicia curled back up in his heavy brown coat, while Katt didn't bother to redress, figuring it hardly mattered since they'd all seen her nude anyhow. They exchanged pleasantries, drinking down tea which Derpy refilled from the jug. She'd always liked being helpful and wished she were better at it. Most of the time it just seemed like she was in Turner's way; more akin to a pet he liked to show off his cleverness to! But she knew beneath that sometimes smug facade he had a heart of gold. ***** Despite his many reservations the good Doctor allowed Derpy to travel into the Makai; but warned her not to stray too deep. Furthermore he agreed on the condition that Katt and Nina went with her. Of course it was probably just an excuse to have more alone time with Felicia, but she wasn't about to complain at this one-time opportunity! He also allowed her to borrow the sonic screwdriver. She squealed with glee and twirled it about. Stepping out of the TARDIS doors, the threesome entered a labyrinthine maze of darkness. The skies were a blur of eerie pastels. Furs and feathers stood on end when Derpy took the lead. "Brrr...creepy!" "Don't worry," called Katt who held her staff in both hands. "We've got your back!" Nina sailed into the air and had a quick look about. "Hopefully nothing here is immune to my magic..." "Let's have a looksy, shall we?" Derpy's gogo boots clicked on the rocky terrain. Her gray attire sparkled in the shadows, glittery and reflecting even the smallest traces of light. The mountains in the horizon appeared to have grotesque faces carved into them which seemed to move when they were in the corner of one's eye. They came upon the glowing pool after a short jaunt. "Hmmm?" Derpy nibbled on her lower lip. "Should we take a dip? I mean, Mr. Turner said I'm not supposed to go beyond a mile-wide radius, which doesn't leave me with much!" "Sure, why not?" Katt easily slinked from her scanty costume, planted her staff nearby, and hopped inside with a splash. Nina touched down on her heeled black boots, stepping from them, then disrobed from her blue dress and jewelry, finally removing her bra and panties. Graceful hips swayed when she walked into the shimmering waters. Last came Derpy who chucked off her garments, letting her ample flesh jiggle loose with a series of giggles. She submerged herself, swimming and laughing with them, keeping the sonic screwdriver near the bank just in case. Thankfully it was waterproof if it rolled into the alien ponds; a modification Time Turner made after a mishap Derpy had when she'd taken it into her bubble bath for a bit of experimentation! They soaked for a while, Derpy pulling a bar of soap from her purse. She lathered up her palms. "Come here you two, let me bathe you! I insist!" She tried to focus her wandering golden eyes, starting with Nina's black wings, the Princess shuddering her clumsy but playful touch. Hands wandered over her supple, heavy breasts with soft pink nipples, down her back and stomach, over wide hips, buttocks, and thighs, the suds rolling down fair slippery skin. "That feels...quite nice," admitted Nina who leaned into her touch. "I know, right?! There's these amazing twins back in Ponyville, Aloe and Lotus, who give the best massages! I've tried to copy their techniques by I'm nowhere near on their level. Maybe someday, though!" Katt flicked her ears and tail. "Me next!" She rubbed herself upon Nina, mashing her much smaller tits upon her friend's lathered udders, rubbing herself vigorously on her so that her wet fur scooped up some suds. She even took some from Nina's blonde pubes, which bristled on her own lightly fuzzed vulva, making her meow with a lick of her chops. She cups her paws around Nina's buttocks and whispered, "Want me to warm you up for Ryu some more?" She slowly licked the inside of her ear, making the Princess pleasantly shudder as she felt claws mischievously dig into her buttcheeks. "Won't hurt to have more experience when we take him at the same time..." Nina blushed and wrapped her plume around the feline. "Maybe so..." Mischievous cackles sounded from elsewhere. "Is this a private party, or is anyone free to crash it?" A succubus clad in a bat-patterned pantyhose, a leotard with a heart-shape cut into the top, and heeled boots sailed into view. Silken emerald hair trailed about a head topped with small bat wings that matched the larger ones upon her back. Katt leapt to the shore, retrieved her staff, and aimed it at the newcomer. "Who are you?!" "Morrigan Aensland at your service! My, my..." The buxom beauty studied them with cold but lively eyes. "You do look like delectable little treats! But which should I start with? I do bore so very easily!" "If it's a fight you want," called Katt who leapt into action, swinging at the devilish woman. She simply raised a hand to her pouty lips and cackled, pirouetting out of the way. "Damn," she huffed continuing to leap sky-high and strike to no avail. "She's fast! If only I'd fused with the devil shaman...!" "Doesn't seem fair I'm the only one clothed," mused Morrigan with a lick of her lips while she continued to narrowly avoid Katt's wild strikes. "How about a handicap?" She snapped and her outfit vanished to reveal her well-endowed form. She suddenly seized Katt in mid-air with arms and wings, locking lips with her with a low moan. Katt's half-lidded eyes fluttered as she grew sleepier with each second as her strength was siphoned. She was dropped like a sack of potatoes, and Nina rushed to grab her, beating her wings furiously as she caught her. She gently touched down and placed her friend on the shore, the most powerful spell she could conjure fresh on her mind. "Too slow," quipped Morrigan who was already behind her. Before the Princess could finish her chant she was drawn into her grasp, meeting a similar fate as a wet mouth pressed to her own, sucking the life force from her. Derpy shook as she felt around for the sonic screwdriver while not taking her eyes from their opponent. "Creatures from the Makai sure are powerful!" She tried to stall for time like the Doctor did. "My friends! D-did you...?" "No worries." Morrigan landed and her hips swayed when she casually approached, not perceiving her as any threat compared to her companions. "They'll be tired and sore, but they'll live! Now, for dessert..." Fluttering her wings and scrambling in a panic, Derpy shrieked and closed her eyes when the succubus rushed at her, scrunching up her snout when she finally found the screwdriver. She jammed it upwards at full blast. The dildo-like rod sank fully into Morrigan's cunt, waves of sonic vibrations rushing throughout her hot interior. She screamed in unbridled pleasure as her pussy convulsed, spraying her juices in spray-after-spray all over a shocked Derpy, Aensland's frame juttering to the bounce of her titties and the jiggle of her buttocks under the impact. Multiple climaxes rocked her, mind numbed from sheer bliss, until she finally collapsed at Derpy's feet, her face burning red and twisted in sheer pleasure while she continued to pant while surrendering to peaceful dreams. A pop sounded from Morrigan's gaping lovehole when the screwdriver was withdrawn. "Sorry," said Derpy who clicked off the drenched instrument. "You'll be okay, don't worry!" She didn't like to harm, let-alone kill anyone, even a so-called monster. Luckily she'd never been pushed to the latter despite their many dangerous adventures! After another quick dip in the pool Derpy shook herself clean and stretched wide with a yawn. Time to head home, she supposed! She shook Katt and Nina awake, made certain the pair were okay, and they all redressed then started the trip back. They seemed a little embarrassed they'd failed to protect her, but she did her best to comfort them, assuring them that such a creature was too powerful for any of them, maybe even Felicia to handle. She'd gotten lucky, really! Where would they head next? Well, she assumed Time Turner would be on the hunt for more catgirl cuties! At least they'd all been nice so far, so she didn't mind! Wasn't friendship what ponies were supposed to be about, anyhow? They were simply ambassadors to other undiscovered species, spreading harmony in their own little ways!