Lucifer

by Ghost Warrior

First published

Lucifer Morningstar, Chloe Decker, Ella Lopez and Maze wind up in Equestria

Sometime after Lucifer returns to Hell his father, God, decides to mess with his son and the playmates he made during his time on earth. By sending them all in Equestria with no means of escape. Finding no means of escape, the group try to make do with what they got.

Happens right after season 7.

The new Lux.

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On the side of a large mountain lay the city of Canterlot, the capital of Equestria. The sun was just beginning to set over the city and usually, that would mean the local populace would head for their homes. At least they would have had it not been for the new club that opened a few months ago. It was unlike any of the other buildings in Canterlot, for one thing, it was long and tall and had music blaring inside. The club was dubbed 'Lux' a play on word to luxury. Outside of Lux, a line stretched on for what seemed like miles. At the front entrance, a white pegasus with large biceps played bouncer to the front door.

Inside of Lux, a multitude of creatures could be seen dancing to the music of Dj Pon3, the local ponyville Dj turned club Dj thanks to the owner. Speaking of, the owner of the club could be seen partying amongst the crowd. The club owner was one of a kind in this world. He was a tall, dark-haired, light-skinned individual that loved to live in the moment. His name, is Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil. He was currently doing body shots on a griffon model when Someone familiar got his attention. " Ah, detective how nice to see you."

The person he was addressing was his partner, Detective Chloe Decker. A few years back while on earth, she did an investigation on a homicide that Lucifer was a key witness to. When the investigation was over, Lucifer continued to follow and help the detective in whatever way he could. Though most of the time he made the cases all about himself or whatever funk situation he was in.

Chloe was a young LAPD Detective who went into the force after her father was shot and killed in the line of duty. Before she was a detective, she was a young actress that stared in a movie 'Hot tub Highschool'. After a couple of years in the force, she meets her husband Daniel Espinoza, a fellow Detective in the LAPD. A few years later she divorced him and took care of their daughter Trixie. Now she just hangs around Lux with her new boyfriend, Lucifer. " It's good to see you too Lucifer. Did you hear about our new case?"

" Can't say that I have darling." On top of being the owner of the hottest night club in all Equestria, he took on the job of citizen liaison to the EPD with Decker as it brought a sense of normalcy to their lives. " Though knowing our new lieutenant, I can almost guarantee it will be boring. Honestly, I don't know why you joined this worlds police force when everything is already handled by the main six." It was a little known fact that Lucifer liked to watch the show this world is based on. He caught the craze when the detective's daughter forced him to watch an episode. Ever since then, he would watch it whenever he wasn't having someone warm his bed.

" I joined because it is something I'm good at, and it pays the bills." She removed a case file from her jacket and presented it to him. " Just take a look at the case file." She handed him a vanilla folder marked homicide.

Lucifer took the folder and skimmed inside. The folder contained a photo of one Beetle Juice. A newly reformed Changeling who worked in building relations with Equestria. He was found decapitated by a guards sword. The guard who owned the sword claimed he had it stolen from him by a pony in a black cloak. " Well, this changes things." He gave the detective the folder back while he got up and straightened his suit. " After you detective."

" Where are you two heading to?" The one to ask was the bartender/bounty hunter, Mazikeen Smith. At first glance, she looked like the other four people that arrived in Equestria. But just like Lucifer, she had an alternate identity, she was a demon, the number one torturer in Hell. And here, she was the smoking hot bartender that every creature wanted to bone. " You're not going to leave me here to just bartend are you?"

" Well, I'm afraid someone has to watch the bar while the dream team is on the case." Maze looked slightly pissed at that little jab. " Don't get your knickers in a twist Maze. You could go and tend to my friend over there and show her a good time in the penthouse. In fact, I heavily suggest you go and jump her bones while we're away, the poor dear looks like she needs a good shag," This immediately got Maze's mood up. She went over and lead the griffoness model to the elevator that led up to the penthouse.

" You know, I will never figure out how you got an exact replica of Lux to appear in Canterlot?" Poor Chloe, even after seeing Lucifer's Devil face and angelic wings, she still questions what's possible and what not.

" Well, when the god of chaos owes you a favor, damn near anything is possible."

" Okay, how did you manage to get Discord to owe you a favor?" Here comes the good part.

" I simply asked him what he desired most in this world and simply gave it to him."

" Really? What was it he wanted that he couldn't possibly get for himself?" This is going to be good for a laugh.

" Well it's not so much he couldn't get something, but more like he couldn't get a certain somepony to like him. Oh dear, there I go spouting those accursed words again."

" Who did he want?"

" Why Fluttershy of course. He was always shy around that mare and so I played advisor to the both of them. Needless to say, I went above and beyond my obligation. So not only did he make a replica of Lux, but he also gave me a blank check to gain the influence of all the nobles here. Bunch of bastards tried to lynch me, till I showed them my Devil face."

" Well that's nice and all but we really need to get this case underway,"

" Right after you detective." Lucifer held the door open for her as she passed him, though she did give him a peck on the cheek before leaving out the door. "Well, game on detective, game on."

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Forensics dept.

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Inside Canterlot castle, lays the EPD, the Equestrian Police Department. In a small glass room, pop music could be heard inside, and a Scientist known by her peers as Ella could be seen working on the Beetle Juice case. Ella Lopez was a Forensics Scientist for the LAPD before she was sucked in with her fellow cops. When she got here she was totally freaking out. One was because she was told the truth about Lucifer and Maze, which she actually took really well. Two was because she wound up in Equestria, though she actually loved that part, ever since the show began she was totally devoted to the whole thing. When she had the chance to work for the Princesses, she jumped at it immediately.

Anyway, she was going over the murder weapon of one Beetle Juice, a Changeling who was basically an ambassador to the Changeling Kingdom. He was found in an alleyway with his head cut from his shoulders and the murder weapon was a guard issued sword, that had been claimed to be stolen. She was looking over pictures of the wound when she heard the door open. " Miss Lopez, It's your friendly neighborhood devil, come to brighten your evening."

" My night was already bright but thanks for making it more so Lucifer." Ella had her 'Luna is best princess' shirt on while she was working. " Is Chloe with you?"

" She had to confirm with the Lieutenant on where we're at on the case, so I thought I would get what you know from the evidence so far." Lucifer walked over to the evidence photos while taking a swig from his flask. " And all I can really say is that the case had better be worth it! The last case we had turned out to be an accident and I missed out on the opportunity for a four-way with two griffons and miss Saphire Shores."

" Okay, forgoing the mental image of that, I might have something that could help." Ella brought Lucifer over to some photos taken from the crime scene. " Okay, so the blade was covered in the victim's blood obviously making it the murder weapon. It's what's around the hilt that holds true evidence." She pointed to a close-up photo of the hilt. " Notice how there's only one hoofprint on the hilt. That's because the guard is a unicorn, so he never really had to touch it with his hoof. Therefore, whoever touched this sword was most likely the killer!"

" Well done Miss Lopez, once the detective gets back, we'll figure out our next move." No sooner had the words left his mouth, the door opened, though it wasn't the detective, at least, it wasn't Chloe. " Well, if it isn't detective douche."

" How many times do I have to tell you Lucifer, it's detective Sentry, not douche!" Flash Sentry. A former guard to the Crystal Empire until he got reassigned to Canterlot. After a couple of years being a guard, he switched careers and became a detective, one that has never successfully solved any crimes yet. Seeing as detective Espinoza didn't go through the portal with the rest of the gang, Lucifer decided to pass on the name Detective douche to Flash. " Anyway, I came by to see if the photos from my crime were ready."

" They are, but I don't know what you're going to find with photos of Twilights bedroom and bathroom." Ella held up photos that were obviously not meant to be found in the forensic lab, at which point Lucifer snatched them up before Flash could.

" Well, well. Who would've guessed that detective douche was a peeping Tom? I wonder what Twilight would think of this?" At this point, Flash zipped to Lucifers hand and took the photos from him.

" Those weren't supposed to be in there!"

" Well, obviously those photos were meant to be above your bed with the others so you could wank off to them."

" Okay enough of this." Chloe decided to come in at that moment to give more details about the case. " It looks like our Vic was more than just an Ambassador between the kingdoms. It looks like he had a little side job in Canterlot." Decker pulled a few pictures of the Vic with a different mare in each photo, giving him money. " Our mister Juice was a high-end male prostitute that specialized in turning into whatever the customer wanted."

" Sounds kinda like Lucifer over here." This got a chuckle from the majority of the people in the room.

" What? This Beetle and I are nothing alike. He pretends to be someone else to make it with the ladies, whereas I only need to be my own charming self." He gave off his signature smile to prove to all in the room he was right.

" I don't know, seems like he awakens their deep desire to be with someone." Now Deckard started throwing verbal jabs.

" He only unlocks a minor physical desire while I reveal their deep desires. Like detective Douches Alicorn fetish." Flash had just about enough of everyone in the room and stormed out with a grunt.

" Anyway, back to our Vic. It seems he worked for a mare by the name of Fleur De Lis. She runs the local strip club called 'The Vanilla Unicorn' near the edge of the city."

" Oh my god, isn't that Fancy Pants' wife? I thought the show said she was just a model?"

" It seems they can't put everything in the show, Miss Lopez. If they did, it would most likely turn from children's programming to a snuff film. Actually, that might not be a bad idea. Wonder where I can get me a camcorder?"

" Forgoing the possibility of you opening up another San Fernando Valley, I think we should have a talk with Mrs. De Lis at her establishment."

" Yes, good idea detective. I'll be sure to bring plenty of singles before our official interrogation." Chloe just rolled her eyes as they both left out the door, leaving Ella to her work on the case.

With a lead in the case, they headed towards the Vanilla Unicorn to hopefully solve the murder. While they were walking Lucifer had this little snippet. " Why would anyone go to a strip club if everyone around them is almost always naked?" Chloe just kept on walking like she didn't even hear him. " Maybe it's the reverse and their putting clothes on slowly?"