Bathe in the Cute

by Frag the Editor

First published

Bloodhound arrives in Equestria.

Bloodhound arrives in Equestria, enough said.

Arrival

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Bloodhound shook their head, they were sure they were going to get Caustic but that damn gas! They were sure his mask would protect them, if not the gods would. But that didn't matter, they could be exposed to a sniper because that Pathfinder plays like a coward.

Bloodhound's vision finally cleared, revealing the dark roof of a cave. They searched for their Mozambique and the Triple Take that took effort to find the parts to make that monster. But only their Mozambique showed up. The light shone from two separate locations: outside and a tree. The tree had six gems was embedded and emitted their own light.

The scanner sparked and the cracked screen faded away, Bloodhound couldn't feel his mouth move. What did Caustic do to them? They were nowhere near King's Canyon and nowhere near Gibraltar and that amazing Pathfinder that kept their backs safe. Oh how he wished for those to be here, but for now they'd have to manage.

Bloodhound sprinted up the stairs, eager to find the other Legends that needed to reach their destiny. The forest greeted him with wolves made of timber. However they backed off as fast as they emerged. Slowly steps started to show through Bloodhound's mask. They picked up speed and followed them to a small village, however they ignored it and followed it to a train. Bloodhound jumped on the back and held on.


"Did you girls feel that?" Twilight asked.
A collection of nopes followed, leaving Twilight confused to why the train was shaking constantly.
Bloodhound scanner short-circuited when they tried to use it, however the spark wasn't fatal or eye attracting. Suddenly a tunnel came overhead and the train plunged into darkness. Bloodhound saw ahead and spotted guards. This was not King's Canyon. They scrambled across the side of the train and saw their chance in the cargo bay. Bloodhound opened a large suitcase and entered. The train slowly came to a stop and then ended up motionless. The suitcase was lifted up and dragged off, Bloodhound felt magic flow through the suitcase then was passed along. Whatever it was didn't detect him.

They finally were put down and heard footsteps and a door close. They pulled open the zip and clambered out. Bloodhound felt like his world was thrown around a couple times. The fact that they couldn't speak helped them sneak around. Mannequins lined the room and a pile of clothes piled on top of a stack of suitcases simply made Bloodhound's jaw drop and started walking over to the door and grabbed the handle, a twist of the wrist and a push. Did nothing. They were locked in, their only sight was through the window that aided in illuminating the room and made the suitcase tower seem like a mountain against the sun. The world looked way too bright to be even on the planet King's Canyon was located. They were somewhere else entirely.


Twilight wandered the halls and looked around for Shining Armour and eventually located him outside.
"I've got something to say to you mister!" Twilight shouted.
Spears poked out and the guards jumped to attention.
"Twily!" Shining announced before walking down towards her.
Twilight started shouting at Shining and tries to explain his side. Shining used his magic to reinforce the shield to prove a point. Twilight chased after him and asked him a question he would never forget.
"Do you really care about me?" Twilight questioned.

Shining stood still. Twilight asked who the hay he was dating.
"Cadence." Shining stated.
Twilight's memories flashed to the front of her head. Just then a spark came from their room.
"The suitcases!" Twilight teleported to the room to find nothing there.
"Huh," Twilight said, "must have been something. Nothing happens without reason."
Bloodhound was hanging dangerously close to Twilight from the roof. They knew one slip up and they would be known, but at least he had his fists. Those could do better then the Mozambique.

The stalemate lasted for a while before Twilight teleported back to Shining.
"What happened Twily?" Shining asked.
"Nothing, must have been my imagination." Twily responded.
"Am I interrupting something?" A figure asked.
"Cadence!" Twilight screamed.
"Sunshine, sunshine ladybugs awake, clap your hooves and do a little shake!" Twilight sang out.
"What are you doing?" Cadence asked.
Twilight was surprised when Cadence scoffed.

Twilight stood alone in the bakery as Applejack made quick work of the food and ice sculpture. Twilight had to stop Spike from playing with the Bride and Groom. She watched as Cadence binned the food. Bloodhound was recently moved into a room with proper sowing equipment and space. They stood on the rafters as a crow came into the room and landed on top as well. Least I didn't lose my crow friends Bloodhound thought. But then came the realization. They could finally speak, being in a castle would make this harder to escape then to enter. But the fact was there, Bloodhound was becoming who they were again. Maybe the gods found them and came to rescue them from their punishment.

A white horse spoke to a pink one below and showed a dress before she was getting angry and demanding changes. Bloodhound landed right on the white horse and knocked her out after the rafters gave way. They were now exposed to the horses to see.


Pinkie Pie was giving a tour/brief break down of the party. Games, dancing and then took an insult as a compliment. The moon rose and Luna took over lookout. Twilight sat down and drank a drink before asking.
"Where is Rarity?" Twilight asked.
"Here darling," Rarity announced, "excuse me for being late but I forgot you wanted to meet us!"
"It's fine." Twilight responded.
It then broke out into an argument over Princess Cadence and wondered if she was a bad bridesmaid or not.

Bloodhound sat in the now broken rafters of the sowing room and attempted to fix his scanner. This time however, there was no spark. Just the light flashing from the screen.