> Drunk Family > by Silver Butcher > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > New Home > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The three mares had different reactions to this, Carrot top stood in stunded silence. Red Heart looked from the young filly to Berry, to Spike then back to Ruby. Cheerliee, however, was in no way surprised to see Ruby. being the least surprised Cheerliee was the first to get down and offer Ruby her hand. "Mr.Cheerliee," Ruby said politely. "Mrs.Cheerliee now," she replied as she let go of her student, and now Daughter in law's, hand. Carrot top turned to Spike who held up his hands. "Stepdad." He clarified. "Carrot top, please tell me you thought he was the real dad." Red Heart said at once "Please." "Only for a moment." Carrot top replied as she got down, her demeanor changing to one of shock to one of acceptance as she shook the little fillies hand "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ruby." Carrot top said happily, Red Heart shook the fillies hand in silence before turning to Berry Punch who flinched in anticipation. "So, wanna explain?" Red Heart asked, "Couldn't have, oh I don't know, mentioned you were a mother at any point in the last, what two days?" Spike poked her slightly and Twilight distracted Ruby by being a Princess while Spike joined his wives. "So I already knew, am I in trouble now or..." "You didn't tell us and that just shows I can trust you with hard secrets and know your not gonna go blabbing them." Red Heart said, "So no, your not in trouble, she is for not telling us." "But I also knew." Cheerliee cut in "Just...from being her daughter's teacher." "I hold the right to be irritated that you didn't think to bring it up, but you're not in the dog house either." Cheerliee and Spike looked at each other, then held their respective hands up. "Sorry but I don't want Red Heart to be mad at me for defending you," Cheerliee said as she back up. "Me neither," Spike added as he joined Cheerliee in retreating to go talk to their daughter in law. "I understand that," Berry replied as Red Heart and Carrot top both glared at her. "...so?" Carrot top asked "Your explanation?" she asked, Berry acted like a deer in the headlights and just stood her ground in silence as her eyes darted from Carrot Top to Red Heart. "Really?" Red Heart questioned "You've got nothing?" Berry looked her dead in the eye for a long moment before declaring. "Uh..." Red Heart pinched the bridge of her nose and looked at Carrot top, who was massaging her temple in silence, before turning back to Berry in silence. "So you do realize the problems you've caused right?" She asked ,earning another blank stare. "If we have a Foal running around the house," Carrot top said simply "Then we can't just all have our fun with Spike unless she's out of the house or asleep," Berry blinked at that before tilting her head. "So your mad...because we can't just have an orgy whenever now?" the two mares stared at her with flamed in their eyes. "But you wanted kids!" She shot back staring hard at Carrot top who had an angry retort ready. "And how am I suppose to get that if we're on a sleep scheduled?" As the two began arguing Red Heart made her way to Ruby, who was whispering something to Spike. "Really?" Spike asked, earning a nod from her before Red Heart got down and offered Ruby a hand. "Hello Ma'am," Ruby said polity. "Your nothing like your mother," She noted. "My Daddy told me she's an special kind of problem," Red Heart looked over at Spike in shock who immediately pointed at himself. "I'm Mr.Spike thank you very much," He said simply. "So when you say Daddy-" Red Heart said turning to Ruby. "I mean the colt who had sex with my Mommy yes," Ruby replied simply getting a look of shock from Red Heart. "You think that's messed up?" Cheerliee asked as Red Heart got to her hooves and Ruby turned back to Spike. "You should see some of the stuff that she does on a daily basis at School," Cheerliee looked over at Red Heart and shrugged. "Tried to have her put in the foster system, but every time I got the train going I was just told that everything was fine and they pissed right off," Cheerliee gave an uncharacteristically murderous look to the sky. "Berry...well she isn't the most reliably pony, and I suspect that Rubies father is more than likely a pony in a position of power if they can pay off all the representatives from the foster system," as Cheerliee dreamed of breaking a faceless stallions snout Red Heart turned her attention back to Ruby who was now talking to Twilight. "Really?" Ruby asked in amazement as Twilight smiled back. "Really," She replied "Because of Spike's marriage to your mother I am now your aunt," Ruby was about to freak out over that when Spike gave a evil smile and added. "And Celestia is your Grandmother," Ruby lost all interest in Twilight and turned to Spike, Twilight shot Spike an irritated look as he laughed at his Step-Daughters bombarded of questions. Twilight groaned as he Left Spike to answer the endless flurry of questions and walked over to Red Heart. "Your new home has been set up," She said simply "A Crew of Guards will be arriving tomorrow to help all of you move your personal items from your current homes to the new one," "Wait," Carrot top said, cutting Berry off as she told Carrot top off for how stupid it was to be mad at her. "I can't just move, I have an entire Crop of Carrot's that are almost ready for Harvest," Twilight looked over at her. "I'll have a few unicorns sent to move your garden to your new home," Carrot top lost interest in Berry and made her way to Twilight. "They ain't touching even the tiniest sliver of dirt without me watching them, and they can't touch any of the carrot's with their magic, it leaves a unpleasant taste that makes them unusable! And-" Twilight took a step back as Carrot top began giving her a list of conditions. Berry Groaned and sat on one of the Train station benches, she looked up as a shadow covered her and Found Spike smiling down at her with Ruby holding onto his Claw gingerly. "Hi Honey," She said, the word directed at both of them. "Mommy," Ruby said excitedly "Celestia is my Grandma!" Berry smiled and ruffled her daughters mane. "I have even better news, your new daddy is Infinitely better than your old one in every way," > Calming Tea > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the day after the wedding, Red Heart was busy at work, Carrot top was instructing the group of Unicorns who had been tasked with moving her Garden and all the personal belonging of the 4 mares into their new Home. It was one of the few mansions that Ponyville had, the other residents of the mansions had been quick to show their distaste in their new neighbors, tho both Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara had made an appearance to Congratulate their teacher on marrying into wealth, they had even brought a welcome gift with comprised mostly of Fancy Silverware and some Fancy Cheeses. at the Moment Berry Punch was passed out Drunk in a special room set aside for Drinking. Spike was sitting awkwardly across from Ruby Pinch, who was sitting in equal awkwardness. between them was a table set up for Afternoon tea. "So I guess I'm your dad now?" Spike said in confusion "I mean your Fake Dad if we're being correct." "Yeah, my...my real dad has never been much of a...dad if I'm being honest, His visitation days are less than enjoyable, and he tends to leave me alone at home and ignore me." "Sounds like a charming Fellow," Spike replied as he offered her a cup, she took it and added. "My Dad's name is Blueblood, have you-" Spike spat out his tea and started choking. "-I see you have." She added as she took a sip. "Oh, Sweet Celestia." Spike said as he rubbed his head "Poor Berry, I almost feel bad about that." Ruby raised a brow. "You almost feel bad?" She asked, "I can assure you my dad doesn't have any redeeming qualities." "True, but you're here now thanks to him, so I guess Blueblood was good for something." Ruby snickered at Spike's tone of pure amazement, Spike smiled back before he took another sip from his cup "That said, I'm sorry he had to be your dad." "It's ok, I've long since accepted that fact," Ruby replied as she took a sip. the two drank for a moment before Spike laughed. "Hey, you...you wanna hear something funny?" He asked with a chuckle. "Sure," Ruby said as Spike leaned in. "Blueblood isn't a Prince, He's a Duke!" Spike chuckled at that for a moment "He...he's my Mom's nephew from her mother's side, about 52 times removed!" Spike laughed at that as Ruby thought over that for a moment. "What's a Duke?" She asked in confusion. "No Idea." Spike replied as he calmed down and took another sip "But it's below a Prince, far below." Ruby finished up her cup and placed it back on the tray, Spike put his long empty cup down and giggled "I Finished a while ago." Ruby chuckled at the odd Dragon for a moment before the room got quiet again. The Quiet broke when Cheerliee made her way into the room with a few sandwiches. "Hello Mr. Cheerliee," Ruby said polity before blinking "I mean Mrs. Cheerliee," She corrected with a smile. "Hello Ruby," She said replied as she took a seat next to Spike. "So...it's just us three today is it?" "Well Mommy is here but she's drunk and asleep again," Ruby said simply "So I guess it just use today yes," "So..." Spike said as he pat his legs. "Can we all just admit that this is the weirdest?" "You mean that I'm now the mother of one of my students?" Cheerliee asked "Yes it is...a bit odd," "I think it's nice," Ruby said with a smile "I always wanted mommy to pay more attention to me, now my Teacher is my mommy, sorta." "Oh you think that good, just wait till I tell Celestia about you," Spike said with a laugh "Oh man, she's gonna make forget about the sun she'll be so busy fawning over you," He laughed "She's a lot of things, but thanks to you she gets to be a Grandma, and she is going to love it, especially when I tell her about your dad," Ruby looked at him for a moment. "why would she like that?" "Well, Blueblood-" Cheerliee choked on her sandwich at that "Is Very Distantly related to Celestia, witch means you are, so your not only her Granddaughter, but your related to her by Blood. which I can not claim," "Blueblood?" Cheerliee demanded "That Piece of-" She snapped her mouth shut and look over to Ruby who was smiling. "That's about what everypony says when they hear that," "Oh, that arrogant snot, he went to Canterlot court a few years back and after whinny and complaining for several weeks got small funding cut around Equestria for no other reason other than for attention!" "And?" Spike asked. "My School's funding was one of the things cut, I can't afford any staff other than myself, and I can barely afford me!" as Cheerliee raged Spike got up. "I'll be right back, you two have fun, I'm gonna go make some calming tea," Spike left the room and made his way to his room, once there he pulled out a scroll and wrote a short letter to Starlight, after a minute he got return mail with good news. He wrapped it up and made his way to the kitchen to actually make the Tea. Spike came back in with three cups and Found Cheerliee packing up a sandwich in a bag for Ruby, Who was wearing her shoes. "Alright, you have fun, and be home before dark OK?" "Yes Ma'am," She Said before awkwardly hugging Cheerliee and heading to the front door, waving to Spike who took a seat. "Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara came by and asked Ruby if she would like a tour of the Neighbor hood," "That was very nice of them," Spike said as he set down the Tray and handed Cheerliee the letter who looked at it in confusion. "Read it aloud please," Cheerliee looked at him suspiciously and opened it. "Dear Mrs. Cheerliee, I have been informed by Spike that your School is under funded, I personally will not stand for that since I myself run a school, especially since I run one that is way over funded, I have sent Twilight the news and a small amount of the School of Friendship's Funds (which by normal standards is stupid large) will now be going to the Ponyville Schoolhouse. Hope this helps, have a great day, Starlight Glimmer." Cheerliee finished reading and stared at the letter for a moment as Spike drank his tea, he set his empty cup down and made to grab the spare one when Cheerliee stood up. "Spike," She said looking down at him. "Bed Room, Now," > Breaking in the New Bed > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bed Room housed a Large Master Bed that would comfortably fit all 5 of them, the room itself was quite large, it had two desk, a Couch, a Mini-Fridge, two Bookshelves, and even a Fire Place. "Oh wow," Spike said as he looked around the room, having passed out drunk on the couch with Berry with his other three wives permission. "Gawk at the Room later," Cheerliee said as she locked the door and took her shirt off "Strip you beautiful bastard," Feeling no reason to argue Spike complied with her demands. He had barely undone his pant's button when Cheerliee dropped the last of her clothes and tackled Spike, Resulting in them both falling to the bed, Spike blinked as Cheerliee's lips met his and he put his hands on her back as there tongues battled for a while, Cheerliee used her leg to slowly take Spike's pant's off before giving up and breaking lip contact and pulling them and his boxers off, She smiled at Spike as she began playing with his mast. "I can tell," She said as looked up at him "That you weren't prepared for this," "I really wasn't," Spike confirmed "I was just trying to be Nice," "Well good, that make's the act all the more sweeter since you weren't trying to score some sugar," she smiled "Doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna be giving you some," Spike smiled at his wife before she began licking his member, starting at the bottom of his shaft and slowly working her way up in an up and down movement, going a little higher with each pass, Spike smile turned into a grin as he slithered his tail under her and ran his spade along her marehood, earning a little jump from her and a laugh. "You know, you don't always have to play back," she said in between licks. "You want me to stop?" Spike asked sweetly. "Oh no, you already started, your committed now," she said as she reached his tip and gave it a few slow licks before sucking on it, Spike maneuvered his tail so that it was now sideways and let the edge of it go into her a short ways before continuing to rub it back an forth. Cheerliee went deeper and deeper until she took as much as she could, Spike switched to the tip of his spade and used as much of his tail as he could, before pulling it back out and plunging it back in, the two continued this for a short while before Cheerliee gave in. "OK, sucking and rubbing time over," She said as she put her hands on Spike's chest, Spike removed his tail from her and curled it around her rear to boost her up. Once they where both face to face Cheerliee leaned down and rubbed her nose against Spike's, who rubbed back, Cheerliee pulled back, placed her hands on Spike's shoulder and began riding him. Cheerliee let out a sound of relief as they went at it. "Oh I've missed this," "We did this the day before yesterday like...I have no idea many how many times" "Yeah," Cheerliee said with a sigh "But pretty much every time has been with the others, I was planning on dragging you up here as soon as Ruby asked if she could go play with her friends, you just made it a little sweeter is all," Spike smiled before putting his hands on Cheerliee's back. "May I?" "Don't have to ask," Cheerliee replied as she moved her hand's to the bed, Spike picked himself up, still keeping time with Cheerliee, and began lapping at her girl's, She could feel her end coming but was holding back, wanting Spike's essence inside her. She didn't have to wait long as Spike latched onto her and squeezed her a little harder than normal, She let her juices flow and Spike exploded inside her without hesitation. the two slowed down and Spike un latched, both where starting to sweat a little as they came to a stop. Spike flopped onto the bed and Cheerliee fell down on top of him. They rested in each other embrace for a short while before Cheerliee spoke up. "There's a child living in this house," She said looking up at Spike. "With mean we can't have our room smelling of sex," Spike agreed as the two unwillingly separated to clean up there mess, Cheerliee grabbed a laundry basket and stripped their bed while Spike quickly threw on a pair of shorts and ran out of the room, coming back pretty quickly with a bottle of air freshener and began spraying down the room. Spike tossed Cheerliee a Pair of short and a tank top and she threw them on before carrying there bedding to the laundry room and starting a load, as she did this Spike grabbed them both a set of clothing and two towels and waited for a moment by the bathroom, where Cheerliee met him with a smile. "Your still holding the air freshener," She noticed and Spike smiled. "well, I'm not suggesting anything, but if things get messy in there to, I'll clean the bathtub and freshen it up a little," Cheerliee smiled at him. "You better believe things are gonna get messy in there," Spike smiled at her and they both made there way into the bathroom, Spike placed the clean clothes near the door as Cheerliee locked it and began stripping again, Spike placed the Towels nearest to the tub and took his shorts off, tossing them to the floor with Cheerliees emergency clothes and the two got into the Bathtub, closed the curtains and started the shower, the looked at each other and Spike leaned forward, Cheerliee met him half way and they rubbed there noses together again before Spike said with a large smile. "So you wanna get messy, or should we clean our selves up, messy our selves, then clean each other again?" Cheerliee smiled and leaned over, grabbing a bottle of Body wash and looked up at Spike. "I think I like the sound of the second option," She said as she opened the bottle and dripped a large amount of it on her girls. "But I feel kind of tiered, would you mind helping me?" Spike smiled back at her and placed his hands on her chest. "I'd be honored to,"