Chapter 1
Rainbow Dash was zipping through the sky clearing clouds to let the sun shine through. Applejack was hawking apples in the market. Twilight Sparkle was lecturing Toola Roola and Coconut Cream. It was just another ordinary day in Ponyville.
Well, except for the heat. Maybe Rainbow Dash could leave a few of those clouds up in the sky to offer some shady relief. But no, it was too late, the clouds had all been broken up. Minty wiped her brow as she started perspiring. The sooner she finished her shopping, the sooner she could go home and cool off. And maybe do something about the other heat that was currently making the overly hot temperatures absolutely insufferable.
Her ears flicked in the direction of Sugarcube Corner. Somepony was shouting about something. Curiosity piqued, Minty trotted towards the confectionery store. Unsurprisingly, Pinkie Pie was up to some of her normal crazy antics. Minty panted from the exertion of having walked a few blocks in the heat. Where did Pinkie find the energy to be…well, Pinkie?
“Revere the rocky road! Command the cookie dough!”
Minty leaned on a fence and watched as Pinkie Pie announced the Sugarcube Corner Ice Cream Museum. Ice cream did sound pretty good right about now.
“Marvel at the mint chip!”
Suddenly Pinkie was in her face and touting mint chocolate chip ice cream. Her favorite. Someday one of the ice cream companies would listen to her and offer a sweaty gym sock flavor. But until that day, mint chocolate chip would reign supreme as the greatest of all ice cream flavors.
Then Pinkie started throwing spoons. Heat wave or not, Minty found the energy to reach up and grab one. Cool, refreshing ice cream was just moments away. She started salivating at the thought. Pinkie threw the curtain aside revealing… a lot of melted ice cream. Minty frowned. That was disappointing. She watched as Pinkie dipped a hoof in what was left of a washbasin full of mint chocolate chip. Now it was more liquid than solid. Pinkie licked it off her hoof and then jumped into it, declaring ‘melted’ was her new favorite flavor. Minty frowned. She wanted some mint chocolate chip. But she didn’t want Pinkie Pie swimming in it first. That was disgusting… not to mention unsanitary.
The other ponies made their way into the museum and dipped their spoons into the various flavors of ice cream. Even melted, the ice cream was still cool and refreshing on a sweltering hot day like this. Minty walked over to the washbasin, where Pinkie Pie was in the process of lapping up the last drops from the bottom. Minty’s lower lip quivered as she realized she’d have to settle for an inferior flavor.
Pinkie let out a small belch and looked up. “Oh, hi Minty.”
“There’s no more mint chocolate chip, is there?”
Pinkie looked around her. “Well, there’s a still a little left, but not here. You’ll have to follow me back to Sugarcube Corner.” She hopped out of the tub and walked out of the temporary tent the ice cream museum was set up in and into Sugarcube Corner itself, right next door.
Minty followed the pink mare through the kitchen, up the stairs, and into the bathroom. She cocked an eyebrow. “Why would you keep ice cream in a bathroom?”
“We don’t. But if you want some, you’re uh, gonna have to lick it off me.” Pinkie Pie stood stock still in the shower. Minty couldn’t remember ever having seen the hyperactive party pony stay still before. It was almost as unsettling as her words. Her mind was still processing them. “I mean; I understand if you don’t want to. I’ll just wash it off.” She reached a hoof towards the faucet.
“Wait.” Minty leaned into the shower and closed her eyes. She stuck her tongue out and took a tentative lick of the pink mare’s barrel. There was no doubt about it, Pinkie Pie definitely tasted like mint chocolate chip. She took another less hesitant lick, and then an outright slurp.
Pinkie giggled as Minty continued licking her clean. “That tickles!” Minty continued licking Pinkie’s barrel, bracing her forelegs against the pink tiles of the shower wall to give her a better position as she moved on to the party planner’s back.
Pinkie tingled in excitement. Each lick sent jolts of electricity through her veins. She loved not knowing if Minty was going to lick her slowly next, or go for a giant, messy slurp. The anticipation was getting the best of her and she started vibrating in place.
Minty enjoyed the vibrations as she focused on cleaning Pinkie’s withers and then her crest. She could feel her own juices trickling down her rear legs. The vibrations were turning her on even more than licking all the ice cream off her friend. Soon she had moved on to licking Pinkie’s face clean. Then Pinkie licked back. Minty’s eyes flew open in shock and Pinkie wiggled her eyebrows, then leaned in for a kiss. Minty closed her eyes again and let Pinkie take over. Her lips felt hot pressed against her own, especially after licking up all that ice cool ice cream. Minty surrendered as Pinkie’s tongue worked its way into her mouth and danced with her own tongue.
Pinkie pulled away from the kiss and whispered to Minty, “You’re not the only one in heat.” Then she nibbled on her ear.
Minty gasped. “How did you know I was in heat? Was it your Pinkie Sense?”
“Nope, didn’t need my Pinkie Sense. Just my sense of smell. You smell good. Really good.”
Minty’s cheeks flushed even pinker than her hair. Pinkie giggled at Minty’s embarrassment. “You’re adorable when you’re flustered. I could just eat you up. As a matter of fact, I think I will!” She ducked under the mint green mare and appeared behind her. “Would you like that?”
In response Minty flicked her tail aside, revealing her delicate folds to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie licked the inside of Minty’s right hind leg, lapping up the fluid the mint mare had leaked while licking Pinkie clean. “My turn to clean you up.”
Minty’s heart pounded in her chest as Pinkie’s tongue inched ever closer to her vagina. This was it. After all these years she was finally about to lose her virginity. Seconds later her cherry was popped as Pinkie’s tongue penetrated her. Fireworks filled her vision as Pinkie went to town inside her marehood.
“You taste like mint.”
“Of course! What? Were you expecting raspberries?”
“Sweaty gym socks, actually.” Minty stuck her tongue out and Pinkie grinned. “Oh, I do hope you’re planning on using that tongue.” She winked.
Pinkie slowly inched her muzzle into Minty’s tight pussy, thrusting her tongue deeper and deeper into the mare as Minty dropped her forelegs to the ground in a presenting posture. Years of pent up frustration exploded onto Pinkie’s snout as Minty orgasmed for the first time.
Pinkie licked Minty’s juices from her face. “And now my breath is Minty fresh!”
Minty panted for breath as Pinkie extricated her snout from the other mare’s snatch. “That…was…. awesome,” she gasped. “How’d you do that?”
“Prehensile tongue.” Minty nodded. She had no idea what ‘prehensile’ meant, but she hoped she could do the same thing when it came her turn to reciprocate. “And you orgasm like super easy. That took what, two minutes?” Pinkie dropped her forelegs to the ground and shoved her crotch into Minty’s face.
The green mare took a good look at Pinkie’s pussy. Well, what little she could see of it. It was packed full of mint chocolate chip ice cream. “How isn’t this a melted mess?”
“I keep some stashed in various coolers around Ponyville in case of Minty sexytimes emergencies. Enjoy!”
Minty started licking the delicious ice cream from Pinkie’s vagina. “I wish Minty sexytimes emergencies happened more frequently.”
Pinkie grinned. “They can.”
Pinkie was vibrating again as both the cold ice cream and the warmth of Minty’s tongue stimulated her twat. Minty had a surprisingly long tongue. She didn’t let any of the ice cream go to waste, much to Pinkie’s delight. Even without the benefit of a prehensile tongue, she still managed to work her way into every fold and lick the party planner completely clean. But that was only the beginning. Once the ice cream was gone, Minty started swirling her tongue around Pinkie’s clitoris.
Pinkie’s juices started flowing and Minty lapped them up. “You taste like bubble gum.” She took another lick. “Make that strawberries.” Her eyebrows raised as she took another lick. Now her friend tasted like cotton candy. The next lick was raspberry. With every lick Pinkie’s flavor changed. The more Minty thought about it, the more it made sense. Pinkie Pie was the most random pony in town, so why wouldn’t her vaginal fluids be just as random?
Minty held her tongue still as Pinkie vibrated around it. Pinkie’s vibrations increased in intensity and Minty swirled her tongue around. The sudden change was enough to release the floodgates, and Minty felt her face covered in a sticky pink covering. She licked her lips. “You squirt frosting?”
“Sometimes. Sometimes it’s cotton candy. And sometimes it’s fruit punch. I never know what’s going to come out!”
Minty scooped as much of the frosting into her mouth as she could, and Pinkie licked the rest off of her face. “That was amazing. Are you entirely sure this is your first time?”
“Yes, Pinkie. I was a virgin until twenty minutes ago.” She kissed the pink mare. “Thank you.”
Pinkie kissed her back. “Silly filly. I needed this as badly as you did.” She turned the shower on and hot water coursed over their bodies. She squirted some Mane ‘n Tail conditioner into Minty’s mane and worked it into a lather. She massaged Minty’s back as the water steamed around them.
“Isn’t it a little late for foreplay?”
“Maybe I’m just getting you ready for round two?” Pinkie winked and stuck her tongue out. “And yes, I do plan on using this tongue again.” She wiggled her eyebrows.
Minty giggled as Pinkie scrubbed her clean. She returned the favor, cleansing Pinkie’s coat of the remnants of the mint chocolate chip ice cream and her own saliva alike. Soon there was only one place left to clean. Pinkie raised her tail, once again giving Minty access to her folds. She reached her hoof into Pinkie’s marehood, encountering less resistance than she would’ve expected. Pinkie gasped as Minty’s leg went in even deeper.
“I didn’t know you were into hoofing.”
“I’m not. I’m sorry, I can stop if you want. I’m just trying to get you clean.”
“Oh no, don’t stop.” Pinkie sighed contentedly. “Please don’t stop,” she whined.
Minty smiled mischievously and started withdrawing her hoof. “Beg.”
“Mmmmn, I beg you to put it back in.”
“You can do better than that.” Her hoof was almost all the way out by this point.
“Please? Pretty please with whipped cream and a bunch of cherries on top?”
Minty shoved her leg back in, eliciting a squeak of surprise from Pinkie. She worked her leg in and out, as Pinkie moaned in pleasure. Her leg slipped in easier each time as Pinkie continued getting wetter and wetter. “Such a dirty little pony. I have to get you clean.”
“I’m a dirty pony, I’m a dirty, dirty pony. I should be punished.”
Minty pulled her foreleg all the way out of Pinkie’s crotch and brought her other, somewhat drier, foreleg across Pinkie’s hindquarters. “You’re a bad, bad pony.” Pinkie squealed with delight as Minty spanked her. “I’m going to start calling you Kinky Pinkie.”
“Heh, you wouldn’t be the first. I respond to that, Kinky Pie, and Hey, You In The Bushes!” She turned the water off and quickly toweled Minty dry, while her friend returned the favor. Once there was only one part of their respective bodies that was dripping, Pinkie ushered Minty to her bedroom. She flopped to the bed and Minty crawled on top of her.
Being new to this, Minty decided to start slowly. She kissed Pinkie Pie. A quick peck on the lips turned into a more passionate lingering kiss. Their tongues explored the insides of each other’s mouths until they had to come up for air. Minty then trailed kisses down Pinkie’s barrel until she arrived at her vagina. She kissed Pinkie’s marehood and then slid her tongue inside. She wiggled her tongue around and made a mental note to which sections Pinkie responded best to. She continued exploring the depths to the extent her tongue could reach, then returned to the spots that made Pinkie moan, and redoubled her efforts. She felt the party pony’s walls clench around her tongue as she released.
Once again, Pinkie squirted something surprising. “Cookie dough? Who do you think I am, Lyra Heartstrings?”
“Well, you do share a similar color, but she’s got a horn. And I assure you she knows how to use it.” Pinkie rolled out from under Minty and mounted her, stimulating her clitoris with her hoof. Minty was too tight to try hoofing her. Not without a lot of lube. Instead she abruptly brought a hoof down on Minty’s hindquarters.
“You stand accused of breaking the Here Comes Hearth’s Warming Candy Cane.”
“…Guilty as charged.” Minty stared at the bedsheets under her. She shoved her ass into the air, while lowering her forelegs.
“Then I have no choice but to punish you to the maximum extent of my abilities.” Pinkie slapped her hoof onto Minty’s buttocks and the mint green mare moaned.
“…Is that the best you’ve got?”
“Defiant little pony. Have another.” She brought her hoof down on Minty’s rear again.
“Please miss, may I have another?”
“And you call me kinky?” Pinkie swatted Minty’s ass yet again, much to the pleasure of both of them.
“You… seem to like this. I don’t see the appeal, personally, but you like it so I’ll play along.”
Pinkie nuzzled Minty. “You don’t have to do anything you’re not comfortable with.” She kissed Minty.
“I’m not uncomfortable with it. It’s just not gonna be my thing, sorry to say. Which deserves another, don’t you think?”
Pinkie obliged, making it less of a whack than the previous ones.
“Wimp.”
Pinkie put both front hooves on Minty’s buttocks and started playing them like a drum. Minty giggled as Pinkie imitated the beat of a popular song they both liked. Minty twerked to the beat, causing Pinkie Pie to give up and burst into hysterics. She rolled off Minty and onto the bed, laying on her back with all four hooves up in the air. “You’re so silly!”
“Says the Element of Laughter!”
“Silly sex is best sex!” Pinkie wriggled her butt like a cat and pounced on Minty, kissing her. “I can be myself with you.” Pinkie kissed Minty again, lingering on her friend’s lips. “You let me be silly.”
Minty returned the kiss, reaching a hoof between Pinkie’s legs while she did so. “Well, duh! Who else would I expect you to be? Twilight Sparkle?”
Pinkie did her best Twilight impression. “Well, Minty, I found the solution to all your relationship problems in a book: The Idiot’s Guide to Getting Laid.”
Minty rolled her eyes. “And I have the solution to your sexual problems, Twilight! The Egghead’s Guide to Being Lonely Forever & How to Use All That Extra Time Others Spend Having Sex More Efficiently.”
Pinkie snickered in spite of herself. “She’s one of my best friends, but I have no doubt if she could figure out a way to turn off her sex drive she totally would.” She sighed. “I try to get her to live life.”
“You do pretty good. She gets out and does things. She has friends. She even has friends outside the other Elements.” Pinkie smiled and Minty kept rubbing her. “And I bet you helped her out with that whole virginity thing like you helped me.”
“I never kiss and tell. Or, well, other things and tell. But…” Minty wiggled her butt in the air and Pinkie cracked up. “I can say for certain an offer was made. Whether she took me up on it is completely left to your imagination. Was she the excited Twilight that has to try everything for herself or the shy Twilight who could never take advantage of a friend like that? The world may never know.” Pinkie leaned over and kissed Minty. “Not to change the subject, but I’m the one taking your virginity, and you’ve gotten me off twice to my getting you off once. If you keep rubbing it’s going to be three to one.”
Minty grinned and kept working her hoof around Pinkie’s marehood. “So you’ll just have to catch up.”
“Ketchup? Nah, whipped cream is way tastier.” She disappeared in a pink blur and returned seconds later with a can of whipped cream. She squirted some on Minty’s teats.
“Hey!” Minty opened her mouth wide. “You missed a spot.” Pinkie obliged and filled Minty’s mouth with the dessert topping. Minty swallowed it and replied, “We could’ve used this earlier. Whipped cream is best food group.”
Pinkie nodded. “Yup!” She squirted the rest all over Minty’s body and tossed the empty can aside. “Looks like you need a bath.”
“What can I say? I’m a dirty, dirty pony.”
Pinkie started licking the whipped cream from Minty’s body. She licked down her withers, down her barrel, and stopped when she reached the mint mare’s teats. She licked a little of the whipped cream off and then started sucking Minty’s tits like there was no tomorrow.
Minty moaned in pleasure. Pinkie’s tongue felt so good as it licked around her nipples. She was getting even wetter, if such a thing was even possible at this point. Minty orgasmed as Pinkie continued playing with her teats.
“Wow, you’ve got like super-duper sensitive tits! I don’t think I’ve ever gotten somepony off by sucking their nipples before. If you liked that…” Pinkie buried her tongue in Minty’s pussy. It wasn’t long before Minty came again. But this time Pinkie didn’t stop. The next rolled off less than a minute later. Pinkie kept exploring more of Minty’s delicate marehood, exploring the folds and sending shocks of pleasure through her friend every few seconds. She pulled her tongue out to ask a question. “How many is that?”
“I lost…count…at twelve. I can’t tell if…this is consecutive…simultaneous, or just one really…really…long one.” Minty panted for breath and collapsed on the bed completely spent. She couldn’t hold a presenting position anymore. It was all she could do just to keep her tail raised so Pinkie could finish her off. Her body was tingling everywhere and she loved it. “I think…you caught up. And then…some.”
Pinkie kissed Minty. “Are you good?”
“You...tell me. But you’re…absolutely…amazing.”
“You’re so good I can’t believe this was your first time. Should I throw you a ‘Minty finally lost her virginity’ orgy to celebrate?”
“Only if we do this again.” She licked Pinkie’s muzzle. Forget sweaty gym socks. The ice cream companies needed to make pinkiemint a flavor. It was Minty’s new favorite. Minty rolled over so Pinkie was behind her. “Hold me. Please?”
Pinkie snuggled up behind her, and wrapped a foreleg around her lover. “Okie dokie lokie!” She leaned her head on Minty’s shoulder and less than a minute later the green mare was snoring softly. Pinkie yawned and allowed sleep to claim her too.