> Rise of the Mad Ones > by XNVS > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Chapter 1 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 1 It was a normal day, a really, really, really normal day in the Tune House, almost way to normal for a normal day in the lives of these unnatural interdimensional heroes, in which stuff that was barely normal happened all the time. In this place lived the weirdest crossover ever, The Tunes, a group of characters from several universes that protect the entire multiverse from many types of threats, they existed since 1996, year in which Diamond, the leader of the Tunes, defeated Nightmare Moon alongside the Mane 6 and created the Tune House in the place in which he had seen the real world for the first time, when he was a kid. This team was formed of many beings ya wouldn’t expect in a normal crossover, like humans, Saiyans, redeemed villains like Frieza, Cell, Kid Buu and Cooler, reploids, Ponies, Dragons, Anthropomorphic Animals, etc. In the living room, Laura, one of the human members of this group, was watching movies in Netflix, being in the form of a plushie, ‘cause Laura is Laura, when Shadow, her former master, was preparing breakfast back in the kitchen, while the rest of the team was beginning to wake up in their respective rooms. “Hi, Mr. Shadow” the plushie said. “Hey” Shadow wasn’t anywhere bothered or confused by the plushie, by this point, he was already used to those kind of things coming from her, meanwhile the others begun to get out of their rooms, some with headaches due to getting totally drunk last night. “AH SH*T, SUN LIGHT!!” Soun yelled, he was the second of the team. “Would you please shut up, it’s barely morning.” Twilight said in an annoyed voice, her mane was a total mess. “Yeah, some of us barely had any time to sleep thanks to your stuff” Rainbow said while floating in the air. “Well then sorry, yesh” Soun went to the kitchen table alongside the others. “Ah man, I really shouldn’t have drank all of those beers” Diamond said while holding his head with one hand, he was the main leader of the group and turned out to be a Saiyan, as well as Soun. “It was a party, after all, so alcohol presence would have been completely unavoidable” Frieza said, holding a cup of tea with his tail. “Oh ha ha, thanks a lot for the life tip, Frieza, it really does bring a lot of support coming from you” Soun answered, Frieza kept himself calm. “Hey, ¿what are friends for?”. “Ok guys, we have to find something to do today, does anybody know anything of any type of universal crisis that must be avoided at all costs?” Twilight asked, the others shooked their heads in disagreement “uh, dammit” she slammed her head against the table. “Um, Twilight, perhaps the Protectors know something” Spike said to her friend, who raised her head in shock, that soon transformed into joy. “SPIKE, ¡¡THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!” She yelled, the alicorn took her phone out in order to call Michelle, which was a Protector leader of her own squadron, the Protectors themselves were a security force that, for the most part, protected the real world from threats of an unnatural or paranormal level, when she ended up typing the number, Twilight waited for a few seconds to get the answer, but nothing, the Protector did not answer the call “well, this is weird.” “Guys, perhaps she had given a free day, and she’s just resting.” Laura said with a smile in her face, however, the others were not so sure of this. “Or she just falled asleep.” Francesca said, she was another member of this crossover group, being a young girl with white skin and hair “who the hell knows, it’s not like were her babysitters. “By the way, Cell” Sonic said “how’s Ingrid going?”. The other Tunes got confused of this, especially the ones that were most close to him, the Bio Android meanwhile ended up being shocked by this question. “ya’ know, your candidate for a girlfriend?” the blue hedgehog newly asked, making the other Tunes even more confused and shocked by this news. “¡¡¿WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!!” “¡¡¿A GIRLFRIEND, YOU?!!” Piccolo asked. “Oh come on, ¿it’s not like you don’t want to have one, or what?, are you going to negate the existence of Tanya and your likings for her?” the Bio Android tried to take the conversation into another direction, but it wasn’t working. “Cell, why didn’t you tell us you liked someone?” Twilight asked. “¡¡¿AND SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT GOES OVER MY HEAD?!!” Cell shouted “besides, those things simply aren’t true, at all.” “Of course they are, I saw you visiting Ingrid when we weren’t lookin’” Sonic said with a playful smile, that made Cell even more nervous “just admit it pal, no one gonna make fun of you, well, almost no one.” “Cell………………” Gohan was shocked after hearing the news that his old enemy had the hots for someone, the same one that terrorized the entire Dragon World back when he was a villain and killed his father, turns out has feelings for a normal Human Girl, well, mostly normal.” “¿So the bug has been bewitched by some random chick?” Vegeta asked, while eating a piece of meat. “I may not know everything about love, but I think Cell gaining someone is actually a good thing, it could make him get a new transformation that will make him stronger, im sure of it.” Goku said with a smile, the others realized the transformation thing was actually a very good possibility, if they managed to see if Cell actually had a transformation. “You know what I think, I think WE SHOULD MAKE A PARTY!!” Pinkie suddenly begun to jump all around the face, putting party decorations all around the house, she grabbed Cell and surprisingly beginning to throw him towards the sealing, despite him weighting a lot more than the pink pony “wait” she lowered her frontal arms, making Cell forcefully fall to the ground “so, if Cell does get girlfriend, ¿shouldn’t we get permissions from the Protectors or stuff like that, considering the Code of the Secret thing?”. The other Tunes quickly realized this, the pink fluffy earth pony was right, they would have to find some way around this stuff, especially considering that in previous battles, they nearly broke the code in multiple occasions. “ya know what we should do, we should ask for, I dunno, papers or something like that from the Protectors, so that he can live happily ever after with Ingrid.” “Yeah, not to forget her life could be in danger by Altered Humans” Cell said. “Aw c’mon Cell, don’t be so pessimistic” Goku said. “Holy sh*t Kakarot, you’re acting way to intelligent” Vegeta said. “Vegeta” Goku said. “So it’s decided, we will find a way to make your romance legal” Diamond said. “Man, that sounded weird, very weird” Soun said. “Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly.” Cell thought. > Chapter 2 > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 2 In the base of the Protectors, all of these were doing their normal work, since there wasn’t any type of unatural being, or Altered Human attacking and wanting to destroy the planet, things were very much tranquil in the base. Michelle was alongside her always faithful squadron in their respective office, doing normal paperwork, she was a Young girl in her mid 20s with black hair and eyes that sometimes changed colors, right now she was making revisions on the cases of autors like Akira Toriyama or Hasbro and SEGA, due to the fact that, back when The Tunes and Protectors first met a year ago, it wasn’t the best of circunstances, ending up in a great battle in the front of the base, however, it was all a part of an big conspiracy made by a single Protector, the confidence between each faction begun to increase with all of the other conflicts that followed, but, there were still many consequences, The Tunes by this point were really popular due to many of their fights being live streamed as well as becoming viral on social media, and problems also rose from that, due to creators like Akira Toriyama, SEGA, Insomniac, Hasbro (due to many of their directives being killed during the Cosmos fiasco), Capcom and Toei, being interrogated and questioned about all of the incidents that had been going on since last year. This also caused a controversy in the Unatural World, since many thought that autors that were just humans didn’t have the right to interfiere in International and Interdimensional matters and problems. “God dammit”. Agatha said, she was the second-in-command of the squadron, she had White hair with Brown stripes “Mich, ¿do we really don’t have ANYTHING to do?”. “Apperently” Michelle said. However, their peace was soon interrupted when sudently, The Tunes destroyed the door, making it fall to the ground. “¡¡MICHELLE!!” Diamond yelled, sudently her pone begun to ring, she then took it out of her uniform, realizing that it was a message, she readed it ‘Michelle, ¿could you make Cell crush on a friend of Laura legal?’. “¿what?.” Michelle asked. “Yeah, you know, considering the fact that you can make several legal stuff happen.” Diamond answered. “Don’t you have conflicts with G.I.JOE, have bad relationships with the Wizarding World or had a War with the Time Patrollers?”. Soun asked. “The first two are still going on and the third one was before the 90s ended, hell, all of the fuz that happened after Darian is a prove of that”. Michelle said. “Also, why exactly do you want to make a romance legal, and since when are you so invested in your own Romantic lives?”. “When you are a part of a group such as ours you would find out plenty of moments when one gets really bored and has absolutely nothing to do.” Soun answered. “Also, please, remember that we helped you with shipping Salvi and Muzan, don’t act like heartless pricks.” “Seems only fair, don’t you think?” Michael asked, he was another member of the squadron, he had Brown hair. “Alright, fine, but don’t make it another one of your weird stuff that ends up with an multiversal catasthrope.” Michelle answered. “Altho im still wondering why the hell would you want to make it legal.” “Hey, we always get into situatons and shenanigans that end up with us having to save the entire universe or universes, that’s why people love us.” Soun said. “And why Toriyama hates us.” Diamond said. “Aw cmon man, don’t ruin the mood.” “¿what?, im just being honest.” Meanwhile, in a mountain área far from Ecuestria, Chrysalis was resting in a few rocks, wondering how she would get her so precious revenge on the Mane 6 and Starlight, however, soon she got confused when the Changeling Queen begun to feel that someone was watching. “¡¡¿WHO IS THERE?!!” she yelled, making her horn glow for a few moments. “Don’t you remember me?”. A voice asked, starting to become phisical “No, it can be…..” The figure turned out to be a beautiful creature similar to a Changeling, but widout the normal characterisitics that would be asociated with them, she looked more like a normal pony, with beautiful red eyes, great blue magestic wings and a long tail of the same color and silver mane “You……..” “Hello, my dear sister, its been a while……….” In Ponyville, more precisely the Cristal Palace of Twilight, Starlight was busy studing a few books alonside Trixie, when sudently Celestia appeared in front of them “HOLY SH….i mean Celestia, what miracle made you come here?” Starlight asked. “Oh nothing, ¿is Twilight present?” Celestia asked. “Nah, she’s with The Tunes” the alicorn student answered “why would you ask?” “Simple, i want to make a Friendship School, but since she’s not here i suppose my presence isn’t needed in this place, soooo…….is the bathroom empty?” “Well yeah, wh….” Trixie begun to ask, but…… “¡¡OH THANK GOD!!” she then runned to the bathroom and shut the door with a lot of strenght, that made the entire place shake. “Well, that was weird” Trixie said. Meanwhile, the Tunes were sitting in the floor of the office, staring at Michelle, who was looking at many reservations, in many 5 star rated restaurants all around the globe, it was one of the many advantages one could have being a Protector, due to how big the salary of a Protector could be, nearly getting 1 millon dolars per year. “Alright, there are many options.” Michelle said. “Miss Michelle” Lynx said, he was the younguest of Diamond three sons “if you gain so much, ¿why do you live in that appartment?”. “Well, let’s just say that the salary that a Protector receives can be measured by Rank, but even then, it can be a Little bit inconsistent.” Michelle said. “That’s a Little bit unfair, considetring all of the effort you put in your work.” Cristal said, she was Lynx and Neon sister. “Its okay, Cristal.” Michelle answered with a smile. “I prefer this livestyle overall, oh and look, i found another perfect option for a Restaurant in which one could have a date.” She handed to them a paper that had an anouncment of a new Restaurant that was rated 5 stars, and it was in this city, Los Angeles, California. “¡¡THANK YOU!!” Soun yelled, soon all of the Tunes leaved the place as fast as they could, dragging Cell through the floor like he was some kind of cloth, Michelle was left speachless after seeing this, sensing that there was something more to all of this, but she couldn’r figure out what.