A bright summer day in ponyville, just another day in the office for the ponies in the equestrian mail service team. A certain gray winged pony going by the name of Muffins, happily floats by towards her workplace to receive a work order for her. Going to the receiving area, she gets a package to be sent at Yakyakinstan. “Great!” she called, her eyes darted left and right at the same time in excitement. She burst out of the office and went outside, deciding her way of transportation now.
Choosing the balloon, she hops into it and starts sailing towards the sky. Unfortunately, the Pegasi Weather Team has scheduled a wind shift, causing the balloon instead of heading to Yakyakinstan, it’s headed towards the Great Ice Barrier.
(Your adventure ended before it even started, at least your heading towards a “cool” place, right?)
Flying seems the right choice. Muffins flared her wings and prepares for takeoff. Thrusting her hind legs, she bolted straight forward … and dove head first into a sweet shop’s door, and into a giant birthday cake Pinkie was making… For Muffins!
(Teleporter) “A unique and compact device made by a handful of Unicorns using latest technology available without the use of magic! – Tech Support Chrome”
Muffins raises an eyebrow as she shrugs and activates the device, and immediately get sucked inside a black hole!
A moment later, she gets spit out by the void and into the gates of Yakyakinstan! She cheers happily that the delivery was quick and clean… except for one problem.
She and the package merged into one!
Should have read the fine print…
“Caution, do NOT bring anything with you while using the teleporter. Side effects may occur, including molecular binding, nausea, atomic reconstruction, asphyxia, and the common cold.
Trotting towards the train platform, she patiently waits for the train to arrive. She immediately hops in once it came to the station and rode off towards the Crystal Empire! As the train chugs onward, it suddenly screeches to a halt near Vanhoover. The engine is overheated! The trip is delayed until the train is fully cooled down, but she doesn’t have the time! Thinking quickly, she leaps into action.
Using a ‘Horn’ from a mystical being, Muffins blows the horn creating a portal towards another dimension. Muffins leaps inside encountering a bubble that surges forward into the unknown…
Minutes later, she pops out of the portal and into a structure with a splat! She shakes her head, focusing on where she is at the moment… and then she spots it… a huge sword about to slam her in the head, as the creature who was about to hit her screamed… DEMACIA!!!!
(An enemy has been slain!Welcome to Summoners Rift,N00b)
Muffins rolled out a blue carpet on the ground and it floated, but as she was about to climb in, she got ripped off the ground and flung towards the sky, the carpet sped forward towards the crystal empire and crashes into some hay bales. The impact was so strong, it knocked several stalls aside…
Muffins ascended down nearby, huffing profusely. Letting go earlier was a good call, or she had been cream cake by now. Heading off into the crossroads towards Yakyakinstan, she now has to choose one.
Gathering all her strength, Muffins flaps her wings hard, just enough for the cool air to breeze into the engine, but the wind got stronger and stronger. Muffins practically was blown back inside the train, whist the engine cooled off at the same time. The conductors called for all clear, and the train is back on track!
Nearing the Crystal Empire, the train stopped yet again. Apparently, the train track is bent and without the proper repair, the train wont advance, the conductors are forced to head back to Vanhoover to report and stop there for the night, But Muffins doesn’t have the luxury of time! She instead stayed behind as the train went back. Looking at the horizon, the Crystal Empire was just a few miles away!
The power to control water is upon you! Muffins focuses on her power to gather all water nearby, every cup, kettle, bucket, and even unsanitary water flowed out of the train and moved like a snake towards the engine, moving accordingly to Muffin’s command. The ponies cheered as the engine cooled down exponentially, except for a few shortage of drinking water in the train now. As Muffins was about to go in, a rumbling sound is heard followed by the earth rumbling violently. Turns out a Tsunami is headed towards the train coming from the north luna ocean! This won’t end well…
Wearing a face mask, she summons the powers of the Lin Kuei. Muffins Ice Blasted the train in Sub Zero temperatures…Unfortunately, the whole train got iced over, and was frozen in place.
(Well, look at the bright side. You now have a neat ice sculpture that will surely win 1st prize. The Northpole Express!)
Taking out a certain book she took from a certain pony, she reads a spell and cast it. Warping her into oblivion.And pops out in front of the gate of Yakyakinstan. At last, she finally arrived at her destination! She knocks on the gate and waits for some creature to open it. As soon as a Yak opens it, she hands the package.
Muffins turns ad leaves the premises and takes out a phone…
“It’s done.” She said to the other line… not long as she said that, Yakyakinstan exploded with confetti. A loud music boomed loudly and cakes went flying all over, with a final touch of frosting tsunami.
Muffins looks at the horizon and leers. She took a deep breath, she rears up, and ran… and ran… and ran… until a pulse of electricity charges up and her speed picks up even more.She takes to the air and her speed became faster. She arrives at Yakyakinstan not ten seconds ago and drops the package down at the fort and without stopping, she returned back into town… and collapses.
Muffins gets on the Nimbus 2000, and tries to fly it. But can’t… She tries to click it, nothing happens. She runs off a cliff to give it a running start… It didn’t happen. And falls.
(Hmm, that’s odd. It said it was used by a great wizard with magical powers. Said to have been fast enough to catch a golden orb, flying like a fly.Ooohh, yeah… I forgot, wizards only fools! Keep it tight. PS. You should have used the Comet 2-60, I heard it was the latest model!)
