We've Got Hostiles!

by Macro Zecora

First published

A space cruiser full of inch-tall space marines crash lands near Sweet Apple Acres right as the day is winding down. Frustrated by a long day of work, Applejack decides they're going to help her get off. Whether they want to or not.

A space cruiser full of inch-tall space marines crash lands near Sweet Apple Acres right as the day is winding down. Frustrated by a long day of work and the intrusion of the tiny humans, tempers run hot between the giant farm mare and the intergalactic soldiers, ending with them helping Applejack relieve some of her stress. Whether they want to or not.

Contains: Insertion and Masturbation. (Does not contain death.)

We've Got Hostiles!

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Apple Bloom hummed to herself, taking in the cool evening air as she gathered up the last of the apples she had collected for today’s harvest. She saw Applejack in the distance, carrying several buckets full of apples to a cart, so they could be taken to the barn for processing.

“Ya almost ready to head in, sis?” Asked Apple Bloom.

“Eyup.” Applejack nodded. “You can say that again. I’m exhausted. We’ve been workin’ out here almost all day. I can’t wait to head on inside and get some free time.” She chuckled, secretly feeling that slight burning sensation between her legs that happened every time she was out in the field for too long.

“Mhmm.” Apple Bloom tossed her bucket onto the cart. “I could go for some rest myself. Thankfully tomorrow is a weekend, so I’ll be able to go out and spend some time with the Crusad-Hmm?” She looked up and saw a bright light streaking across the sky. “Oooh! Is that a shooting star, Applejack?” The young mare pointed excitedly.

Applejack squinted. “No… It looks like it’s coming closer and… Apple Bloom, get down!” Applejack pulled her sister aside just as the large metal object slammed into their wagon, sending a wave of smoldering wood and applesauce splattering over the two sisters.

“What was that!?” Asked Apple Bloom.

“I don’t know.” Applejack peered up and saw a large chunk of metal sitting where their apple cart had once been. “It looks like some sort of meteorite, but it’s way too… ornate. It looks like something real smart made it.”

Suddenly, the metal object opened up and a strange cylindrical object made of metal flew out of the ship, making a loud whirring noise as it traveled. “Whoa! What is that!?” Apple Bloom gasped.

“I don’t know, Apple Bloom.” Applejack gasped and looked over the hill, seeing smoke rise from the strange meteorite. “Tell ya what, sis. Why dontcha go run over to Twilight’s place and let her know what’s goin on?”

“Okay.” Apple Bloom nodded. “An’ what’re you gonna do?”

“I’m gonna keep an eye on this thing, I don’t trust it.” Applejack squinted her eyes.

“Okay.” Apple Bloom turned around and ran off. “I’ll be back in a flash!”

“All right...” Applejack jumped up towards the crater to investigate. “Now… let’s see what we’ve got here.” As she crept towards the meteorite, she saw a hatch in the side of it and a pair of strange objects fly out of it. A pair of strange metal cylinders flew past her and into her orchard. “Somethin’ tells me this aint no ordinary bit of space debris…” She stepped next to the ship and saw several tiny figures coming out of the metal, each one appearing about an inch tall, walking on two legs and carrying strange black tubes.

“What in tarnation!?” She gasped, the strange creatures turning around in shock and looking up at her.

A scream of surprise escaped from the tiny creatures and one of them spoke up. “Gyah! Squad! We’ve got hostiles!” The tiny beings pointed their tubes at Applejack, and tiny little beams of red light started flying out of them.

Applejack blinked and looked down, seeing the beams hit her. They didn’t hurt, but they left little scorch marks on her hide, as if someone had put out a dying cigarette on her fur.

“Hey! What’re y’all doin!?” Applejack scoffed. “Quit that right now!”

“Cease fire!” The person who seemed to be in charge ordered. “Our weapons are ineffective!”

“Thank ye kindly.” Applejack knelt down and put her nuzzle right down next to the strange creatures. “Now... what exactly are y’all?”

“Should we engage, captain?” Asked one of the soldiers.

“I see no reason why not.” The commander nodded. “Target doesn’t seem aggressive, and is slightly more intelligent than we originally assessed.”

“Umm… Thanks. I think.” Applejack blinked. “Now erm… you gonna answer my question? who are y’all?”

“I’m commander Solomon Blaze of the Galaxy Squadron, and this is my crew.” He gestured behind him. “Our ship has crashed due to a problem with the primary reflux coil. You’ll excuse our firing upon you, but we assumed you to be a mindless lifeform. Most planets we visit haven’t greeted us with anything but hostility.”

“Yeah… well, I can’t say I’m too happy to see ya!” Applejack snorted, her breath fogging up the space marines’ visors. “Y’all landed your ship right on top of the apples I were harvesting! I’m gonna have to work twice as hard tomorrow cuz of you!” She rubbed her forehead, feeling the stress building up in her, begging to be released.

“You have our pity. But I’m afraid we’ll be unable to help you. The allied federation is tight for credits as it is.” Said Solomon. “You’ll just have to write it off as collateral damage”

“What!? I Collateral damage…” Applejack growled and looked between her legs. “It’s your fault they were destroyed in tha first place! And…” Then an idea struck her, and a smug look came across her face. It was a naughty idea, but why shouldn’t she? It wasn’t like the soldiers were going to compensate her any other way. “You know… I think I know some way you can make it up to me. Whether you want it or not…” She purred.

“W-what?” The soldiers backed up and gasped, training their weapons on Applejack once again. “Stay back! That is an order!”

“Oh, put those away. Y’all know they won’t do nothin to me.” Applejack chuckled.

“You mean they won’t do anything to you, right?” Asked a soldier, earning him a dirty look from his commander. “Because you just used a double negative.”

“Billy, shut up!” Solomon growled.

“Yeah. Pretty much what he said.” Applejack sat down, and with one swift motion scooped up the marine onto her hoof, rubbing him against the soft fur above her crotch.

The remaining soldiers immediately opened fire, save for Solomon, who seemed quite upset by their lack of trigger discipline. “Hold your fire, numbskulls! You might hit Billy!” He berated his troops.

Billy could feel himself being pulled down Applejack's sweaty soft crotch fur, all the way between her legs, where her marehood resided. Applejack shuddered, before slowly and gently dragging the little trooper all over her wet entrance. She was being really careful with him, as she didn’t want him to break before her fun began. Her concerns were mostly unfounded, as the marine’s power armor would be more than enough to protect him, but it did nothing to keep the giant mare from tossing him around like a mere toy.

Applejack gave a pleasured moan as she dominated the soldier in front of his comrades. She continued rubbing him until his armor was soaked in her fluids. Her breathing became erratic and her gentle motions became rougher and rougher. Before long, she was in a state of pure ecstasy, causing her to spasm and fully push the marine inside of herself.

“Oh god, Billy!” The soldiers gasped, seeing the massive pony engulf their cohort. Now that they no longer needed to fear hitting Billy, they immediately began shooting again, but their weapons remained as ineffective as before. Although the soft warmth of their blasters against Applejack’s cunt did add to Applejack’s lust.

Billy found himself completely squeezed by Applejack's moist inner walls, unable to resist the massive mare muscles, no matter how much he squirmed. He was thankful that his armor came with its own air supply, as he was having trouble breathing due to the sheer thickness of her arousal.

“Oooghhh… Fuck… that’s good…” Applejack swore, reaching towards the others with her hoof. “C’mere y’all. You’re gonna provide backup!” She scooped up the remaining creatures with a free hoof and slammed them against her pussy.

Applejack was too far gone to care about being careful. She madly pushed the little soldiers inside her cunt with the hunger of a starving predator. “Hnnngh… Yeeeesssss…” She panted as the falling soldiers massaged the sensitive folds of her flesh. One of them was even firing his weapon inside of her, adding a nice bit of spiciness to her masturbation. She yelped and panted deeply, her chest heaving and her mane dripping with sweat. She was close, but she knew it would take a little something extra to push her over the edge.

And then she spotted it. One of those smooth little scouting ships in the hangar. From the looks of things, the pilots were piling into it in a desperate attempt to counter-attack her. Applejack wasn’t partially concerned, as their weapons were all but harmless to her. But the idea of her dildo being full of little beings greatly aroused her.

She eagerly reached towards one of the ships and positioned it in front of her pussy, biting her lip in anticipation. “Oooh… This is gonna feel so good.” She cooed, shoving the ship deep into herself. “Hnnngh… Fuck!” She moaned, kicking her legs wildly as she continued to stimulate the deep sensitive areas within her, using the scouting ship to rub out every bit of pleasure into her pussy as possible.

The marines could tell Applejack was getting close, as her muscles were getting tighter and greater quantities of mare fluid were seeping out of the walls. Her tempo increased, and her strokes became more intense. As the scouting ship cleared the marines and saw a clear shot on her ultimate depths, they opened fire, sending several bolts of warm, yet ultimately harmless plasma into her sensitive cervix.

“Celestia… Holy fuuuuuuck!” Applejack moaned as she climaxed, pulling the ship out and allowing her vaginal muscles to clench tightly around the soldiers, causing a great deal of stress on their armor as they saw the wave of vaginal juices flowing towards them.

“Oh fu…” Solomon started as the wave slammed into him.

“Unknown bio-material detected.” Chimed his armor’s AI, as he and his squad were pushed out of the erupting volcano that Applejack’s pussy had become.

The sheer power of Applejack’s orgasm would have been more than enough to crush the unfortunate humans were they not wearing their armor. She was also quite pent-up, which led to her producing a generous puddle of cum for the little humans to try to escape from. While they struggled like helpless bugs in a gooey trap, Applejack bathed for what felt like several minutes in the warm afterglow of her orgasm, panting and moaning, only popping out of her haze of bliss when there was a sudden flash of purple light and she heard Twilight’s voice right in front of her.

“Applejack…” Twilight said crossly.

“Guh!” Applejack jumped. “T-twilight!” She blushed. “I didn’t expect you to get here so quickly!”

“Umm… I can teleport. And Apple Bloom told me it was an emergency.” Twilight shook her head. “Honestly, Applejack. I’m shocked at you. I thought you were a better mare than to do something like this! Let alone with guests from another world.”

“I’m sorry, Twilight. I couldn’t help myself. I was horny, and they were being all belligerent n’ stuff. I figured I’d just… put em in their place, y’know?”

“It still doesn’t change what you did!” Twilight scolded. “We’ll talk about this later.” Her horn glowed and she picked up all the little humans from the puddle of marecum.

Applejack sighed and walked back to the farm. She glanced back at Twilight, but she just couldn’t bring herself to feel bad about what she had done to the arrogant little outsiders. It had felt too amazing for that.

Twilight placed the humans on her back and started walking home. “I’m very sorry about Applejack. I don’t know what came over her. I hope you all are okay.”

“Hnngh… We’re all fine…” The human groaned. “But don’t think your world is off the hook for this!” Solomon waggled his finger at her. “The Federation will not tolerate such flagrant abuse of one of its expedition teams! There will be consequences for this!”

Twilight just blinked and gave the marines a flat look. “You’re welcome…” She said sarcastically, turning around and rolling her eyes. “Figured you outsiders would be more grateful.”

“Why would we be grateful that one of you animals used us as sex toys!? Do you have any idea how humiliating that is!?” Solomon roared. “Now listen to me, you oversized techni-color horse! When the Federation finds out what you’ve done… Once we get our ship repaired, you and your world are going to pay! You’ll rue the day you fucked with us!” He ranted, to the point where even his own soldiers were looking concerned at him. It was almost as if his experience with Applejack’s pussy had caused him to snap.

Twilight sighed and turned around towards the farm, shaking her head.

“Where are you going, you oversized beast of burden!?” Solomon raged as Twilight lowered her head towards the ship. “You will pay attention when I address-”

A burst of light exploded from Twilight’s horn and washed over the crashed ship. In the blink of an eye, the hull turned an orange-red color, and disintegrated into a pile of rust, the confused crew members pulled themselves out of the pile and began looking around in confusion, seeing only the ship’s organic materials were still intact.

“Gyah! What have you done!?” Solomon shrieked.

“You told me we would pay if you got your ship repaired.” Twilight shrugged. “I decided I didn’t want that to happen.” Her horn glowed, and she began scooping up the rest of the crew as well, admiring how tiny and fragile the creatures appeared without their thick power armor protecting them. A lewd smirk washed over Twilight’s face and she picked up one of Applejack’s baskets to place the humans inside. “You know…” The purple mare paused. “I only just now realize how cute and tiny you all are.” She picked up one of the humans and licked him. “Maybe Applejack had the right idea all along.” She purred, turning around and walking towards her castle, her pussy slowly moistening up between her legs. “Oh yes… I’ll definitely have to talk to her later about this.”